WRESTLEBRAWL

Match Participants: 1. Lex Luger... 2. William Regal... 3. Mankind... 4. Little Guido... 5. Vader... 6. The Undertaker... 7. Vampiro... 8. Billy Gunn... 9. Steve Austin ... 10. Taz... 11. Diamond Dallas Page... 12. Booker T... 13. Shane Douglas... 14. Christian... 15. Kevin Nash... 16. Mr. Perfect... 17. Lance Storm... 18. Rob van Dam... 19. Jeff Jarrett... 20. Val Venis... 21. Raven... 22. Chris Benoit...

Match Stipulations: Winner is the new SGW WORLD CHAMPION

We start out in ring number one.. Everyone begins brawling like crazy!! Val Venis and Storm double team Little Guido in the corner.. Christian and Booker T. are taking out some aggressions on each other.. Jeff Jarrett and RVD are beating the living hell out of each other and before anyone can execute any serious moves, Venis and Storm throw Guido over the top rope!! Guido hits the mats outside and lays there for a few moments before retreating to Ring Number 2!! Venis and Storm turn to attack someone else but Booker T. charges in with a double clothesline and ELIMINATES THEM BOTH!!! Venis and Storm lay on the outside and Booker T. hits one knee... SPINAROONIE!! Booker T. springs up and DIAMOND CUTTER!! DDP came out of nowhere to Diamond Cut Booker T.!! DDP throws up the Diamond Cutter signal!! Tazz and Raven brawl and Tazz goes for a clothesline that leaves him wide open as Raven tosses Tazz over the top rope!!

We cut to RING TWO as Little Guido runs from Venis and Storm as they chase after him!! Tazz slides into Ring Two and nails Storm with a massive Angry Man's Clothesline!! Guido slides back in and begins taking it to Venis with some quick punches!!

We cut back to Ring One just in time to see Lex Luger toss William Regal over the top rope!! DDP and Booker T. are brawling, and Jeff Jarrett is throwing the boots to Mr. Perfect!! Lex Luger goes tearing after Vampiro while he has his back turned and Luger manages to send
Vampiro over the top, but not to the floor!! Luger tries pushing him off, but The Undertaker comes from behind and DUMPS LUGER!! Vampiro gets back in...

We go back to Ring Two to see Guido dangling over the ropes as Venis tries to throw him over.. Regal has joined them now and Tazz is throwing some hard punches at him!! Storm runs up behind them and dumps them both!! But Tazz holds on and Regal hits the floor hard!!
William Regal is ELIMINATED!!

We cut back to Ring One to see Shane Douglas and the Undertaker brawling!! The Undertaker throws Douglas into the ropes and grabs him by the neck!! The Undertaker lifts him up and CHOKESLAMS him over the top rope!!! Douglas rolls around in pain on the outside!! Booker T. finally manages to hit a stiff sidekick and send DDP over the top rope and to the outside!! The Undertaker, Vampiro, and Mankind all go gunning for Booker T. and begin beating down on him in a typical gang style!! Kevin Nash and Billy Gunn throw some stiff shots at each other!!

We cut to Ring Two as everyone is still brawling!! Guido is now busted open and Tazz is slugging away at his forehead!! Storm and Venis are double teaming Douglas and they almost have him over the top rope!! Douglas pulls a chain out of his tights and manages to punch Val
in the face with it, putting him hard on the mat!! Storm can't hold Douglas over, so he has to let go and they begin brawling!! Luger, who has been waiting around on the outside, slides in and begins attacking the already downed Val Venis!!

We cut to Ring One to see Jarrett and Austin beating down on each other!! Austin is really laying into Jarrett hard and Jarrett is bleeding out of the mouth!! Vader comes charging in from behind and he throws Austin out of the ring!!! Vader walks around taunting, but he
doesn't see Jarrett coming in from behind!! He throws Vader out!!! Vader stands on the outside yelling, he's fucking furious!! Undertaker, Vampiro, and Raven are still beating down on Booker T. and they finally just toss him over the top rope!! Mr. Perfect charges over and
clotheslines the HELL out of Vampiro, sending him over the top rope!! Perfect spits his gum out and slaps it into the Undertaker's face!! Perfect notices how this pisses the Taker off and he tries to get away, but Taker grabs him by the hair and just tosses him over the top rope!!

In Ring Two we see Vader on a rampage!! Lex Luger runs at him and Vader just throws him over the top rope!! Luger is GONE!! We see Austin and Tazz beating the hell out of each other and both of them look to be in bad shape, but Vader runs over and DUMPS THEM BOTH!! They don't even notice!! They just keep beating the hell out of each other all the way to the back!! Vampiro and Vader begin beating down on Storm and Venis!! Douglas and DDP beat down on each other in another corner!! Mr. Perfect hits Guido with a stiff clothesline, but it doesn't send him over the top!! Booker T. hits Perfect from behind and tries to dump him, but
it doesn't work!!

Back in Ring One, Kevin Nash big boots Billy Gunn over the top rope!! Gunn gets pissed and goes to Ring Two!! Nash stands around and waits for the others to eliminate themselves when.... Hold on, what the hell is this!?! Christian comes out from under the ring with a chair
and HITS NASH IN THE BACK!! Nash goes tumbling over the rope!! No telling how long Christian has been hiding under there!! Christian laughs and turns with the chair... VAN DAMINATOR!!!!!! Christian goes flying over the rope!! Mankind and The Undertaker go after Jarrett and Mankind holds him up... The Undertaker goes running at him, but Jarrett moves and The Undertaker accidentally knocks Mankind out of the ring!! Over the top!! Chris Benoit runs up behind The Undertaker and almost dumps him out, but he manages to hold on, and Raven charges over and DUMPS BENOIT!!! Benoit just stands on the outside looking up at Raven!!

Mankind joins Ring Two and he goes right for Shane Douglas, but before he can do any damage, Christian runs from behind and DUMPS MANKIND!! Billy Gunn goes after Venis!! Venis backdrops Billy Gunn over the the top rope!! Gunn and Mankind are both GONE!! Booker T. and Lance Storm fight it out, and Benoit joins in the fun!! Mr. Perfect attacks Benoit and they go at it hard!! Booker T. goes for an Axe Kick on Storm, but Storm moves and Booker's foot hits the top rope!! Storm grabs his other leg and dumps him over the top rope!!

The Undertaker, RVD, Jarrett, and Raven are the last four in Ring One!! The Undertaker and RVD go at it and RVD manages to whip Taker to the ropes!! RVD runs at him and clotheslines him hard, sending him to the outside!! Jarrett hits the STROKE on Raven!! Jarrett slides out
of the ring and goes under it!! He slides back out with his GUITAR!! Jarrett slides back in and he's waiting on Raven to get back up!! Raven gets up to one knee and Jarrett raises the guitar a little bit.... VAN DAMINATOR!!!! The guitar explodes into a million pieces as it smashes into Jarrett's face!! Jarrett goes reeling over the top rope and to the floor!! RVD turns to the fans!! He points at himself with his thumbs.... "ROB.... VAN...DAM!!", and Raven comes from behind and dumps him out!!!!! Raven is the survivor in RING ONE!!

We cut to Ring Two where RVD is joining them!! The Undertaker is beating down on Chris Benoit, and he's getting a lot of help from Vampiro!! Vampiro and the Undertaker both lift up Benoit and POWERBOMB HIM!! Undertaker bends down to pick Benoit up, but RVD charges
from behind and DUMPS THE UNDERTAKER!! Storm and Venis both jump on Vader and try dumping him out, so RVD runs over to help them!! They all three get Vader over the top, but not on the floor!! They all struggle to push him over!! Nash walks over and gives his assist!! Vader goes tumbling over and he is pissed off!! Nash then begins putting the boots to all the others that put Vader out!! He boots down Venis and Storm and goes after RVD!! Mr. Perfect runs over to help them out!! They beat down on Nash!! Chris Benoit and DDP go at it with some stiff chops, and Jeff Jarrett slides into the ring with wooden splinters in his hair and blood all over his face!! Benoit and DDP continue punching at each other on the ropes and Jarrett runs over and DUMPS THEM BOTH!!! Benoit gets pissed, but he doesn't go after Jarrett, he slides back into Ring One and GOES AFTER RAVEN!!!!

In Ring One Benoit grabs Raven by the hair piledrives him!! He then throws the once resting Raven over the top rope!! But Benoit has already been eliminated so it doesn't count!! Benoit beats down on him some more and he leaves Raven a bloody mess!! He throws Raven back into Ring One and leaves the area!!!

Vampiro is attacking Christian with a flurry of kicks but Christian goes low and kicks Vampiro in the balls!! Christian dumps Vampiro over the top rope!!! Kevin Nash goes after Christian and chokes him with his boot in the corner, but Shane Douglas runs up behind him and DUMPS
NASH!!! Nash hits the floor and is OUT!! Douglas and Christian fight it out!! They brawl like crazy and Douglas almost eliminates Christian, but comes short!! Storm goes after Little Guido and goes for a super-kick, but Guido ducks it and grabs Storm by the tights and THROWS
HIM OUT!!! Guido has eliminated someone!! Christian and Douglas continue fighting and Mr. Perfect walks over and begins helping Douglas!! Douglas and Perfect lift Christian up and straddle him on the top rope and Perfect clotheslines him on to the outside!! Christian is GONE!! Douglas goes to shake Perfect's hand and Perfect yanks him forward and throws him out!! Douglas is gone!! Jarrett and Venis go at it and Jarrett kicks Venis in the groin and DDTs him!! Jarrett picks Venis up and throws him over the top rope!! But Venis goes so far
and high that he lands on the only referee outside the ring!! Jarrett leans on the ropes to rest and RVD DUMPS HIM OUT!!! Jarrett is GONE!! But wait!! The referee is OUT!! He didn't see Jarrett get eliminated!! RVD points at himself with his thumbs and turns around just in time to
get laid out with a CHAIR!! Jarrett slams him several times with it and RVD tries getting back up and Jarrett hits him again and RVD goes THROUGH the ropes!! The referee wakes up and Jarrett yells at him "I threw his ass right out!! Count it, slappy!!" The ref motions to the
timekeeper and RVD is GONE!! He didn't even go over the top rope!! Perfect, Guido, and Jarrett are the last three in Ring Two!! Jarrett falls down in one of the corners to rest with blood pouring down his face, and Perfect hits Guido with the PERFECT-PLEX!!! Perfect and
Guido both lay completely still, THEY'RE EXHAUSTED!! It's looking like whoever gets up first just might be the winner of Ring One!!

Jeff Jarrett is the first person who gets to his feet, and he walks to Mr. Perfect and starts kicking away on him while MR. Perfect is on the mat.  Meanwhile... Guido gets up... and he nails Jarrett in the back with a forearm.  Over in ring #1, Raven is just sitting in the corner, catching his breath....

Jarrett and Guido start trading punches, and while they do that... it helps Perfect get his wind back.  Both Perfect and Guido start to work over Jarrett and they grab him by the shoulders and run him to the ropes.  Jarrett looks like he's the next to go over.... and he does.  Perfect and Guido throw him over... Wait... Jarrett didn't go to the floor... he landed on the ring apron.  Guido and Perfect don't know that.  Guido just nailed Perfect with a vertical suplex...  Jarrett makes his way into the ring again, and he picks up Guido and nails him with a DDT.  Then it's all academic as Jarrett picks up0 Guido's limp body and throw him over the top rope and unlike Jarrett... he goes to the floor.  Little Guido, the little Giant, has been eliminated.  Jarrett yells to Russo... and Russo searches under the the ring and pulls out a guitar.  He throws it to Jarrett and as perfect gets to his feet.... KABONG!  Jarrett KO's perfect.  Jarrett picks up his body and throws him out of the ring and to the floor.  Jarrett is the winner in ring #2.

Jarrett slowly makes his way over to ring number one and Raven gets to his feet and waits...  As Jarrett gets through the ropes, Raven pounces like a lion to his prey.  Raven starts kicking and punching away at Jarrett.  You have to realize that Raven is the fresh man here.  That was the advantage of being the last man in ring number one.  Raven tries to pick him up for a suplex... but Jarrett blocks it and nails Raven with one of his own.  the Suplex doesn't effect Raven really as much as it did Jarrett.  Raven is slow getting up mind you, but he's to his feet before Jarrett even tries to get up.  Raven grabs Jarrett by the hair and lifts him to his feet.  Raven looks like he's going to throw him out right now.  Raven runs towards the ropes with Jarrett... but Jarrett puts on the breaks and blocks the attempt.  It looks like a stalemate cause now Jarrett looks like he's trying to throw Raven out as well with a hip toss.  Vince Russo climbs on the apron and he's got a pair of brass knucks in his hand and he nails Raven with them.  That looks like it's all Jarrett needs as Jarrett hip toss's raven over the top rope and to the Floor....  Jeff Jarrett is your new SGW WORLD CHAMPION... for the second time....

Winner of the Match: Jeff Jarrett

(New SGW World Champion)


Jeff Jarrett is celebrating in the ring as fireworks are going off.  Trish Stratus and Vince Russo are in there with their arms around Jeff congratulating him...  but the celebration is cut short....  as the light go out... and a purple haze comes on the Goldentron.....

"Congratulations Jeff Jarrett..... for you will be the first to feel the wrath of the Apokolips....  You will be the first SGW superstar to visit purgatory... and there is no guarantee that you will ever make it back."

"You managed to defeat my "pestilence".... but not with a little bit of help.  Gang warfare I think you would call it...  You have your gang in the ring.... and now... mine is too...."

The lights come back on and Russo, Trish, and Jarrett are surrounded by the Undertaker (Death).... Vader (War)..... Mankind (famine).... Raven (Pestilance).... and Vampiro and Gangrel (The Hounds).....

"My children..... ATTACK!!!!"

With that... the 6 men in the ring attack Jarrett, Trish, and Russo.  You would think, since Trish is a woman, she would be spared... but she is not.  In the middle of the mêlée... the lights go out once again... and then they come back on... Jarrett and Russo are unconscious in the ring, covered in a black substance.... but Trish is gone.....

"Ha....Ha....Ha....Ha....."

That's all you hear as the Pay-Per-View goes off the air.....


Huge props go out to Chris, Jay, Josh, and Dan for helping me out with the results.  I hope you and the rest of the fed feel that you contributed to one hell of a killer PPV...  thanks for all the help again guys.