Date:
Sunday, February 5th, 2006 | Live From:
New York, New York
| Commentators: Joey
Styles & Don Callis
[ Michael Shane ] What do you want? -[[ Chavo puts his free-hand up in mock fear.. ]]- [ Chavo Guerrero ] Easy, pal.. I come in peace.. -[[ Michael Shane seems to relax a bit.. ]]- [ Michael Shane ] Congratulations on your win tonight.. -[[ Chavo nods, looking at the belt. ]]- [ Chavo Guerrero ] Same to you.. And actually, that's what I came here to talk to you about.. -[[ Michael Shane becomes interested.. ]]- [ Chavo Guerrero ] I've been watching you for a while, man.. You're good.. But I've seen the way Jarrett and his lackeys have treated you! Exactly like how Shane McMahon used to treat me... Like I was some kind of push over.. -[[ Shane nods. ]]- [ Chavo Guerrero ] I proved tonight.. And you proved tonight.. That we're not pushovers! But the different between me and you, man... Is tonight was a one time thing..... I had to put Randy Orton in his place.. And I did..... -[[ Chavo Guerrero lifts the championship belt up and looks at it.. ]]- [ Chavo Guerrero ] Grand slam champion.. That's me.. But I have to forfeit this belt, ya' know.. -[[ Michael Shane doesn't seem to understand.. ]]- [ Chavo Guerrero ] And I can't think of anyone I'd rather leave it with... Than you. [ Pepe ] .. ..... . ... [ Chavo Guerrero ] And Pepe couldn't think of anyone either! -[[ He hands the belt to Michael Shane.. Shane looks it over, smiling now.. ]]- [ Michael Shane ] Thank you, Chavo.. It really means a lot. -[[ Chavo smiles back.. ]]- [ Chavo Guerrero ] Thank me in the ring, pal..
-[[
They shake hands..
Chavo Guerrero leaves the room.. And Solid Gold Wrestling.. With a big
smile on his face.. And for the second time tonight, we have a new SGW
Television champion in Michael Shane..
]]- |
Booker T.
versus
Rhino
Title on the Line:
None
Stipulation:
Kiss My Foot Match
Referee:
Gene Snitsky
|
Winner: Gene Snitsky via Pin Fall
[ Edge ] The Gimmick Championship!? THE GIMMICK CHAMPIONSHIP!?! -[[ She doesn't know how to reply.. ]]- [ Edge ] This... IS A GOD DAMN... JOKE!!!! -[[ He breathes heavily right in her face.. ]]- [ Edge ] I nearly DIED out there trying to put Val Venis away.. FOR GOOD... Both of the Harris Brothers.. Left this arena in an ambulance... And what do I have to show for it!? THIS... BELT.. THAT WAS MADE..... FOR JOBBERS!! -[[ She, now, begins to look terrified.. ]]- [ Edge ] I AM NOT A JOBBER, MELINA... I.. AM.. THE MAIN EVENT.. -[[ He advances on her... ]]- [ Edge ] And now that Christian is gone.. There is NO ONE.. NO ONE.. NO ONE!! NO ONE!! NO ONE!! THAT CAN DISPUTE THAT!! I am in a league.. Of my own.... This belt is going.. Right where it belongs... -[[ He looks over and standing next to the wall is a garbage can... Without a moment's hesitation, he throws it inside.. He looks back at Melina.. A sick smile creeps across his face.. ]]- [ Melina ] We just... Thought it was funny.. -[[ The smile disappears. ]]- [ Edge ] Funny is the thought that Val Venis had a chance tonight.. And funny.. Is what your face will look like after I'm done with it if I ever hear my name mentioned in the same sentence as that championship EVER again.. -[[ He pushes past her and walks away down the hall.. She waits until he's gone and walks over to the garbage can.. She reaches for the belt, but a black gloved hand reaches it first..... She backs up, terrified again... It's a DRUID... It looks at her and clutches the championship close to its chest.... ]]- [ Melina ] Who... Who ARE YOU!? -[[ Off-camera, it removes its hood.. ]]- [ Melina ] Oh my God........ YOU!?
-[[
Another druid comes
from behind and cups her mouth.. Dragging her into the shadows.
]]- |
"Super
Model" Amy Love versus
Joanie Laurer
Title on the Line:
None
Stipulation:
First Women's Match in SGW History
Referee:
Mark Yeaton
|
Winner: "Super Model" Amy Love via Pin Fall
[ Vince Russo ] Yeah, bay-bee... Keep dancin'... Just keep on... Twirl again.. -[[ As she turns her back to him.. He directs traffic. ]]- [ Vince Russo ] Lift ya' skirt up.. Show me ya' ass a little bit.. -[[ She does as he says, showing him her panties... He giggles like a little girl.. ]]- [ Vince Russo ] Alright... That's enough. -[[ He unzips his pants and whips out his johnson. ]]- -[[ Welcome to pay-per-view, bitches. ]]- -[[ She looks at him.. And then down at his crotch.. Her eyes go wide.. ]]- [ Vince Russo ] Get over here and suck this dick. -[[ Another voice pipes in front a chair in the corner. ]]- [ Sylvan Grenier ] No more hez-ee-tay-shun, Can-dees!! Pleasure the man!! -[[ Sylvan giggles now.. ]]- [ Sylvan Grenier ] Before I have to! -[[ Russo's face goes pale. ]]- [ Vince Russo ] I said no touchin', you fuckin' French piece of shit!! -[[ Candice kneels down in front of Russo... Takes a deep breath.... And inserts his penis into her mouth, right on camera.. It's barely in there for two seconds before Russo groans.. ]]- [ Vince Russo ] Aiight... I'm done.. -[[ She spits in the floor.. Gagging. ]]- [ Vince Russo ] What's the matta', bitch? Don't tell me ya' neva' sucked a dick before!! -[[ She gags again, almost vomiting. ]]- [ Candice Michelle ] It tastes like a street bum's beard!! [ Vince Russo ] Whatever.. Get the fuck out o'here.. Ya' damaged goods!! -[[ Candice and Sylvan leave the room.. And as they exit.. Three DRUIDS enter the room.. Russo looks them all three up and down, not even bothering to put his piece back in his pants... The druids don't make an immediate move. ]]- [ Vince Russo ] Fuck.
-[[
They advance on him.
]]- |
The
Freakin' Five Man Thunderdome Match of DOOM~!
Cactus Jack versus
The Undertaker
versus
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin
versus
Ken Kennedy
versus
Muhammad Hassan
Title on the Line:
SGW United States Championship
Stipulation:
Eliminations are registered when a competitor is pinned and can not answer the
ten count
Referees:
Jimmy Cordaris, Nick Patrick, Charles Robinson, & Scott James
[ Eliminated: Cactus Jack ] -[[ Hassan and Austin still brawl on the outside with Austin getting the better of him.. Hassan is bleeding profusely and Austin has even managed to somehow open the wound on his own forehead back up.. Both men are wearing crimson masks!! Austin flings Hassan back into the ring and follows him inside, but as soon as he stands.. The Big Show grabs him by the throat........ CHOKE SLAM!! But Big Show doesn't let go.. He lifts Austin up a second time......... ANOTHER CHOKE SLAM!! Ken Kennedy scrambles over and covers him..... One!! Two!! Three!! Kennedy rolls off of him and the referee begins counting.. One!! Two!! Three!! Four!! Austin isn't going anywhere... Five.. Six.. He looks like he might be moving.. Seven.. He pushes himself up a bit.. Eight.. Nine.. He falls back down... And ten!! "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is finished... ]]- [ Eliminated: "Stone Cold" Steve Austin ] -[[ EMTs wait outside for the eliminations.. Steve Austin and Cactus Jack are both helped to the back.. Muhammad Hassan and Ken Kennedy are the last two men in the match at the moment, not counting the Big Show, who has inserted himself into the match it seems... The Big Show smiles, approaching Hassan.. He knows he's about to hand Ken Kennedy his first singles championship in Solid Gold Wrestling.. Hassan looks on in fear...... AND A HAND REACHES UP FROM THE RING MAT... It grips Big Show's ankle.. He looks down, his eyes wide.. The hole becomes bigger....... AND THE UNDERTAKER IS HERE!! THE UNDERTAKER IS PULLING THE BIG SHOW UNDERNEATH THE RING!! The Undertaker pulls him down and both men disappear beneath the ring.. Ken Kennedy looks terrified.. And seconds later.. The Undertaker rises from the hole in the ring and the Big Show is nowhere to be found!! The Undertaker looks both men up and down, shakes his head, and Ken Kennedy charges at him.. BIG BOOT ON KENNEDY!! Hassan runs at him now.. He catches him...... CHOKE SLAM ON HASSAN!! Taker picks up Hassan and flings him over the top rope.. He goes after Kennedy and throws him outside the ring now.. He lifts Kennedy up.. And lawn darts him into the side of the cage!! Kennedy is bleeding!! CRACK! A chair nails Undertaker in the back... He goes down to one knee.. Hassan raises the chair again and brings it down on the Undertaker's head!! Ken Kennedy grabs a chair of his own and nails Undertaker with it!! Both men are bludgeoning the Undertaker with chairs!! The Undertaker is using the cage to pull himself up, but neither man is willing to let up on him.. Undertaker punches Kennedy in the face and uses his arm to deflect another shot from Hassan... He boots Hassan in the chest, sending him backward against the cage!! And wait.. NO!! NO!! NOT THIS!! HERE COMES SABU AND DAIVARI!! Once again, Jimmy Cordaris is strong-armed into opening the cage!! Sabu runs inside and FLIPS OVER THE TOP ROPE ONTO THE UNDERTAKER!! Daivari runs around the other side and begins kicking away at the Undertaker's head!! Ken Kennedy grabs Sabu and throws him out of the way, but Sabu isn't having any of that!! He grabs Kennedy and throws him into the cage!! Sabu yanks the Undertaker up and throws him inside the ring...... Daivari follows them inside and the Undertaker begins fighting back.... KICK.. CHOKE SLAM ON SABU!! He turns and grabs Daivari...... Oh my God, that look is in his eyes..... HE CHOKE SLAMS DAIVARI THROUGH THE HOLE IN THE RING!! Daivari totally disappears from sight!! And a chair wraps around the Undertaker's head!! Taker is bleeding now.. And another chair hits him!! Hassan and Kennedy are playing dueling chairs with Undertaker's HEAD!! They then pull back..... CON-CHAIR-TO on the UNDERTAKER!! Taker goes down and both men cover him..... ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! They both sit and wait as the referee counts... One........ Two.......... Three............ No movement....... FOUR... FIVE... SIX... He's still not moving....... SEVEN... EIGHT........ DEAD MAN SIT-UP!! Both men lift their chairs and bring them down hard on Undertaker's face!! Taker goes back down.. Another double pin.. One!! Two!! Three!! And now the referee starts his count over.. One..... Two..... Three... No movement.. Four.. Five.. He doesn't even appear to be breathing... Six.. Seven... Eight..... He begins to sit-up..... Nine... He falls back down... TEN!! The Undertaker has been eliminated!! ]]- [ Eliminated: The Undertaker ]
-[[
Kennedy and Hassan are
both covered in blood.. They wait for the Undertaker to get taken out of
the ring... And then they stare each other down.. Hassan smiles... Kennedy
slaps him.. But the smile doesn't leave Hassan's face....... And Hassan
motions for Kennedy to turn around.. And he does.. Just in time to get
blasted in the face by a giant fire ball from SABU!!! Kennedy turns
around... And gets nailed right in the head with a chair!! He goes down,
motionless.. And Hassan covers him.. One! Two! Three! And Nick Patrick
begins the count... One... Two.. No movement.. Three.. Four.. Five... He
begins to stir, but not much.. Six... Seven.. Eight.. Kennedy stops
moving... Nine... He.. Is... Out... TEN... Muhammad Hassan has won the
United States Championship in the THUNDERDOME.. And by God, he has gone
through HELL to do it!! As Hassan is presented with the championship, he
begins openly weeping, clutching the belt hard to his chest... Streamers
and fireworks rain from the ceiling and from the Thunderdome itself..
Hassan has just made history!!
]]- |
Winner & New United States Champion: Muhammad Hassan
-[[ Once the Thunderdome of DOOM~! has been raised and the debris has been cleared from the ring, a ring crew quickly disassembles the ring and replaces it with a fine, black carpet, on which they begin placing chairs and round, white tables. The fans boo loudly as they realize it is time for the "real" main event for the evening. A red carpet is rolled down the ramp, stopping just at the edge of the black carpet.. The boos become increasingly louder as "Fame" by David Bowie begins playing over the speakers. The paparazzi rush down the ramp, already taking pictures before the first person has entered... And then they DO appear.. Dressed as if this were the Oscars, celebrities begin parading down the ramp.. Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Jennifer Garner and her baby, Nick Lachey, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Renee Zellweger, Billy Zane, Adam Sandler in a neckbrace, Rob Schneider, Keanu Reeves, Eminem, Paul Walker, Steven Spielberg, Ralph Macchio, Kirsten Dunst, and hey look, George Clooney made it after all!! Why, yes, simply anyone who is anyone is here tonight! Many more celebrities, too many to name, follow and they are all promptly together around the tables by crew members that are dressed as ushers.. Once they have all been seated, "Fame" cuts and is replaced by the familiar guitar riffs of "My World." The fans begin booing EVEN louder.. Gary Michael Cappetta is forced to introduce the man for the second time in one night.. ]]- [ Gary Michael Cappetta ] Ladies and gentlemen.. It is now time.. For the maaaaaaaaaaaain EVENT!! -[[ The boos nearly make him fall over.. He clears his throat and continues. ]]- [ Gary Michael Cappetta ] Now entering... He IS your host for the evening's festivities! He IS the owner and Solid Gold Wrestling...... WOOOORLD.. HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!! Being accompanied tonight by Gene Snitsky and Trish Stratus.. He IS the Six-String Samurai AND the future winner of the Oscars for best director and best screenplay.. THIS.. ISSSS...... JEFFFFFFFFFFF......... JAAAAAAAAAARETT!!!!!!!! -[[ Jeff Jarrett walks out from the back wearing an expensive looking suit.. He has Trish on one arm and Gene Snitsky looms behind them, looking as intimidating as a man in a sleeveless tuxedo can look.. Jarrett looks around nervously.. This night obviously has not turned out as he intended.. There's no joy in his eyes at all over the occasion.. The celebrities, however, all stand and give Jarrett a rousing ovation.. He seems too busy looking out for the Apokolips to notice.. Once the trio reaches the seating area, Gary Michael Cappetta speaks.. ]]- [ Gary Michael Cappetta ] And now.. Before we proceed any further.. Mister Jarrett will now address his friends and YOU.. HIS FANS!! -[[ Huge chorus of boos.. Jarrett takes the microphone nervously.. His hand is shaking as he raises it.. ]]- [ Jeff Jarrett ] Has anyone... Ah... Seen Russo or Melina? ...I talked to'em earlier.. But.. Uh.. They were supposed to be here.. For the main event... And they're not... And I was just.. Ah.. Wonderin'... -[[ The celebrities look confused, having no idea why Jarrett is acting so weird.. Trish elbows him in the side and he almost falls over.. He catches himself and cracks a nervous smile.. He continues. ]]- [ Jeff Jarrett ] Nevermind that, I guess.. Heh.. That ain't what's important right now, right? What's important right now is the fact that in just a few minutes.. We're gonna be airin' for the first time in history, a real bonafide main event.. A o'course.. I'm talking about the world premiere of the trailer for my new movie.. And before we go any further.. Let's hear what some o'my movie star friends have gotta say.. -[[ Jarrett places the microphone on the table closest to him without paying to the who was seated there.. He still too preoccupied with what happened earlier tonight.. Someone.. Grabs the microphone. ]]- [ Quentin Tarantino ] I gotta say, Nashville.. Ya' really outdone ya'self this time.. I've known Jeff for years.. Fuckin' years, man, and I visited the set of this movie and I gotta give the devil his due.. Nobody makes a movie about dick.. Like THIS guy makes a movie about DICK!! -[[ He cackles and Ben Affleck walks over, looking pissed off.. He yanks the microphone out of Quentin's hands. ]]- [ Ben Affleck ] First of all, Tarantino.. This movie has NOTHING to do with DICK!! ..'Cept of course my full frontal nudity scene.. But that was done in damned good taste!! And second.. You weren't even on the set for more than thirty seconds before we ejected your ass!! -[[ Affleck motions for the security guards.. ]]- [ Ben Affleck ] Just like we're doing right now!! -[[ Matt Damon pulls Affleck's microphone close to his own mouth.. ]]- [ Matt Damon ] Yeah!! Tell'im, Ben!! -[[ As security wrestles Tarantino back up the ramp, he shrieks. ]]- [ Quentin Tarantino ] You're all dead and you don't even know it!! -[[ Affleck sighs and speaks.. ]]- [ Ben Affleck ] With that out of the way.. Let me be the first to say.. Thank you, Jeff.. Not just for everything you've done for wrestling.. But what this film will do for Hollywood.. -[[ Matt Damon nods and leans in. ]]- [ Matt Damon ] What he said. -[[ David Hasselhoff stands up and takes the microphone.. ]]- [ David Hasselhoff ] Jeff, a question.. After your stellar performance tonight.. Do you plan on making a comeback in the music industry? [ Jeff Jarrett ] Tonight was my retirement from my singin' career.. These days, it's more fun to make people sing the blues than to sing'em myself.. -[[ Hasselhoff breathes a sigh of relief. ]- [ David Hasselhoff ] That's good to hear! Because I enjoy my spot on the top! -[[ Jeers from the celebrities now. ]]- [ John McEnroe ] You're music is the pits of the world, Hasselhoff!! [ Rob Schneider ] Kick his ass, Jeff!! YOU CAN DO IT!! -[[ Hasselhoff turns around and screams.. ]]- [ David Hasselhoff ] Screw all of you!! I'm big in Germany!! BIG!! [ James Franco ] How big!? [ David Hasselhoff ] Bigger than Val Venis' dick!! [ Jennifer Garner ] So is my baby's pinky!! [ Stephen Dorff ] Yeah!! Shut up, Has-been-hoff!! [ David Hasselhoff ] Why are you people so god damn mean to me!? I was on Baywatch!! -[[ Tears stream down his face and he slumps down in his seat. ]]- [ Kevin Spacey ] You're my inspiration, Jeff!! [ Tom Hanks ] You're all our inspirations, Jeff!! -[[ Rip Torn stands up, slurring his speech with a glass of scotch in his hand.. ]]- [ Rip Torn ] Well, god damn!! Let's give the cocksucking a rest.. And watch his fucking movie trailer!! -[[ The celebrities roar in approval while the fans boo so loud it almost drowns them out.. Jarrett takes the mic. ]]- [ Jeff Jarrett ] Thank all ya'll for your support.. And now, without any further introduction... -[[ Jarrett forces a smile. ]]- [ Jeff Jarrett ] YOUR main event. -[[ Massive heel heat. ]]- [ Jeff Jarrett ] Choke on it!! -[[ The lights go out and the Golden-Tron flashes to life.. White text scrolls across the a black screen. ]]- SIX-STRING CINEMA... IN ASSOCIATION WITH MIRAMAX -[[ The black screen is quickly replaced by footage of an empty arena.. Dramatic music is playing lightly in the background.. A wrestling ring is in the center of the arena.. ]]- [ Narrator ] In a world where heroes no longer existed.. And morals were a thing of the past.. -[[ Pan over to reveal a man looking down at the ring from the stands.. ]]- [ Narrator ] One man dared to be different.. One man DARED to put a dying business.. A dying way of life.. -[[ Dramatic pause. ]]- [ Narrator ] BACK... ON... THE MAP.. -[[ Cue a shot of Rip Torn laying in bed, looking near death.. He speaks to a person off-screen. ]]- [ Rip Torn | Jerry Jarrett ] Son.. I may not live to see it.. But I know you're gonna be... The best god damn wrestler... That ever lived... -[[ Haley Joel Osment, kneeling next to the bed, nods.. ]]- [ Haley Joel Osment | Young Jeff Jarrett ] I will, father.. [ Narrator ] But the path of the great does have obstacles... Which must be overcome.. -[[ James Franco jams his finger into the bearded face of Kevin Spacey.. ]]- [ James Franco | Jeff Jarrett ] I don't care what you say, Anderson.. I'm going to be YOUR world champion!! And if you don't like it.. Then you can damn sure... CHOKE ON IT!! [ Narrator ] And on this path.. For every friend you meet... -[[ A bearded Ben Affleck approaches James Franco in a restaurant.. ]]- [ Ben Affleck | Vince Russo ] You're da' fewtcha', kid.. [ Narrator ] You find just as many.. Enemies.. -[[ Stephen Dorff with stringy, black hair gets in James Franco's face.. ]]- [ Stephen Dorff | Chris Kanyon ] You want to move up in SGDubya'? It's not happening.. Because nobody... NOBODY.. IS BETTER... THAN KANYON!! ...Nobody.. -[[ James Franco is blasted from behind by Adam Sandler in a trench coat.. ]]- [ Adam Sandler | The Undertaker ] What do you want on your tombstone, MOTHER FU-- -[[ The inevitable f-bomb is drowned out by "Be Yourself" by Audioslave and as it hits, James Franco is on the ground with tears in his eyes as Renee Zellweger caresses his face.. ]]- [ James Franco | Jeff Jarrett ] I can't.. Help it... That I'm the best this business has ever seen... But I'll show them... I'll show them all.. That I really am.. The Chosen One.... I swear to God and my father... I will.. -[[ A jump cut to Franco raising the SGW World Heavyweight Championship belt over his head.. ]]- [ James Franco | Jeff Jarrett ] I've reached the top of the mountain.. And I'm never coming down.. [ Narrator ] This is a story of the highs... -[[ Franco is doused with champagne as he holds the championship high in the air.. ]]- [ Narrator ] And the lows.. -[[ Sylvester Stallone flexes his muscles in a "Doors" t-shirt with the same championship belt, now around his waist. ]]- [ Sylvester Stallone | Raven ] Quote the Raven, neva'more!! HUUUUH!!! [ Narrator ] The life...... -[[ Haley Joel Osment weeps at the bedside of a "dead" Rip Torn.. ]]- [ Haley Joel Osment | Young Jeff Jarrett ] I will make you proud, father.. [ Narrator ] The love..... -[[ James Franco and Renee Zellweger look into each other's eyes.. ]]- [ Renee Zellweger | Trish Stratus ] You had me... From "listen up, slapnuts." -[[ They begin to make out feverishly in the rain.. ]]- [ Narrator ] And..... The legend.. -[[ Burt Reynolds is interviewed by Danny Devito... ]]- [ Danny Devito | Mark Madden ] Jeff.. When you're gone.. Who do you think will take your spot? -[[ Reynolds laughs and hoists the SGW World Championship onto his shoulder... ]]- [ Burt Reynolds | Future Jeff Jarrett ] When I'm gone? I'm not going ANYWHERE, Mark... [ Narrator ] This summer... Dreams... Are realized.. [ Burt Reynolds | Future Jeff Jarrett ] Don't you know? I'm gonna live forever. -[[ Black screen, white text. ]]-
CHOSEN ONE: -[[ Fade out. ]]- -[[ The lights come back up.. The fans are chanting "BORING" so loudly that they completely drown out the standing ovation from the celebrities.. And then lights go out again..... A woman screams.. And when the light comes back on.. Druids are EVERYWHERE... Jarrett looks terrified and he pushes Trish behind him, trying to protect her.. A large druid begins approaching Jarrett, getting right up in his face........ And he throws back his hood... ]]- -[[ TYSON TOMKO!!?! ]]- -[[ And then.. Trish... Low blows... Jeff Jarrett.. ]]- -[[ Tomko boots Jarrett in the face!! Celebrities begin scattering in every direction and Gene Snitsky charges over to Jennifer Garner!! He grabs her baby.. To protect it!? NO!! HE PUNTS IT INTO THE CROWD as she screams in terror!! Snitsky turns around and is mobbed by Druids!! They beat him down and another troop of druids drag Jeff Jarrett up the ramp with Trish Stratus directing traffic!! What the hell is going on!? Tomko begins ripping the grating up on the stage!! And when he's finished, there's a gigantic hole in the stage that leads directly to the boiler room, at least twenty feet below!! The arena is in complete pandemonium as security is trying to protect the celebrities, but the druids are taking them out one by one....... Tyson Tomko lifts Jeff Jarrett up and holds him up for Trish to look him right in the face.. Jarrett can't believe it.... ]]- [ Trish Stratus ] You're not even worth last words, Jeff.. -[[ She looks at Tomko.. ]]- [ Trish Stratus ] Do it, Tomko. -[[ KICK.. WHAM..... POWER BOMB STRAIGHT TO THE BOILER ROOM!! There's a sound of meat hitting the ground... And when the camera gets positioned over the hole, the broken body of Jeff Jarrett is all that is visible.. Blood pools from a wound on his head.... And then a Druid walks over and kneels next to his body with something in his hand.. As you look closer.. You see that it's a championship belt.. It's the druid that stole the Gimmick Championship belt earlier tonight..... And then he throws back his hood........ ]]- -[[ CHRISTIAN!! ]]- -[[ Christian has a smug look on his face.. He throws off the robe, revealing his wrestling gear underneath.. ]]- [ Christian ] I think I'll be cashing in that tournament win now, buddy.. -[[ Christian cups his ear. ]]- [ Christian ] What's that? I don't hear you denying my request AGAIN.. -[[ He laughs. ]]- [ Christian ] That must mean.. You're all for it... -[[ He puts the belt in plain view. ]]- [ Christian ] And while we're at it.. Let's make the match.. Title for title.. -[[ He laughs.. And then stops to think. ]]- [ Christian ] But, oh wait, Jeff... That means there has to be a stipulation.. Since this IS the Gimmick Championship and all... Let me think.. How about..... FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE.... With Trish Stratus as the special guest referee? -[[ He cups his ear again.. ]]- [ Christian ] What's that? No complaints? That's what I thought.....
-[[
And the match begins..
]]- |
"The
Six-String Samurai" Jeff Jarrett versus
Christian
Title on the Line:
SGW World Heavyweight Championship & SGW Gimmick Championship
Stipulation:
Falls Count Anywhere
Referee:
Trish Stratus
|
Winner & New SGW World Heavyweight Champion: Christian via Pin Fall
[ Christian ] And you thought the Gimmick title was worthless.. How's that for a swerve?
-[[
He laughs and raises
the championship belt as the pay-per-view broadcast ends.
]]- |