. . . Solid Gold Wrestling - Solid Gold Talent . . .

-[[ Todd Grisham is standing in the parking lot with his microphone, looking like a chode as usual.. He stands there, holding the microphone to his chest and staring into the camera... There's a rumbling behind him and as the camera pans over, the "Stone Cold" Steve Austin monster truck comes into the shot.. ]]-

[ Todd Grisham ] Ladies and gentlemen.. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin has just arrived and I am currently waiting for him to exit his vehicle so that I can get the first word from him on his match tonight.. Solid Gold Wrestling's first Total Elimination match....

-[[ Grisham looks up at the monster truck and the engine shuts off.. The door opens and a beer can drops all the way to the pavement.. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin climbs out of the vehicle and already has another beer in his hand, opened up... He looks Grisham up and down.. ]]-

[ Todd Grisham ] Mister Austin.. Tonight, you're stepping in the ring with four other men against a team of five other men in what is Solid Gold Wrestling's first.. Total Elimination Match.. What are your thoughts on.. Making history?

-[[ "Stone Cold" stares at him.. Not answering.. ]]-

[ Todd Grisham ] Mister Austin? ...Is something wrong?

-[[ Austin takes a drink from his beer.. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] When ya' ask me a question worth answerin'... I'll answer it, kid.

-[[ Grisham gulps loudly.. He points down at the ground where Austin dropped the beer can. ]]-

[ Todd Grisham ] Are you going to.. Pick that up?

-[[ Austin stares at him blankly... ]]-

[ Todd Grisham ] Littering.. Is.. Uh.. Illegal.

-[[ Austin nods.. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] It is, ain't it...

-[[ Grisham starts to nod as well and Austin punches him in the face!! Before Grisham can go down like the glass-jaw mother fucker he is, Austin catches him by his shirt and whips him hard into the tire of his monster truck!! "Stone Cold" begins stomping a mudhole in Grisham, kicking away at his head and chest with wreckless abandon and then... He reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out ANOTHER beer... He pops it open.. And pours it all over Todd Grisham!! Austin shakes his head.. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] Four-eyed bastard.

-[[ Austin turns to enter the building, but when he turns around.. He finds himself face to face... WITH THE ROCK!! The Rock stares at Austin, licking his lips and looking intense, ready to fight.... They lock eyes and you wonder which one will throw the first punch.. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] The hell do ya' want, Rocky? Change your mind on that rematch after I... Boo yah! Rang up a stunner on your ass last week? Hate to break it to ya', kid....

-[[ Austin shrugs, looking non-plussed.. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] Ya' had your chance.. We're even now, son.. Better luck next time..

-[[ Austin goes to push past the Rock, but the Rock doesn't budge, his eyes never leaving Austin's.. The Rock just shakes his head and begins to speak.. ]]-

[ The Rock ] "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.. Last week, The Rock told you that ya' request for a rematch....... Was deniiiiiiiiied... And instead o'layin' down and takin' it like a man.. Ya' intefered in the Rock's match.. Costin' the Rock the win that the Rock deserved......

-[[ The Rock waves his hand around in Austin's face as he yells. ]]-

[ The Rock ] The Rock says.. Ya' cost the Rock the win that the ROCK DESERVED!!

-[[ A pause... The Rock looks disgusted suddenly.. ]]-

[ The Rock ] And even!? You're even.. With the Rock!? OH HELL NO!! The Rock doesn't think so, mama!! Because.. Even... Even.. Ya' ain't even, we ain't even, OH NO... We ain't even until the Rock has left ya' ass layin' for THE THREE COUNT NAP!!

-[[ The Rock shakes his head, waving his hands around.. ]]-

[ The Rock ] NO!! WHOA.. Hey.. I'm the Rock.. The Rock.. Is the Rock.. And the Rock says..... A three count.. Ain't good enough.. For the Rock.. The Rock should be beatin' Christian for the world title at Heartbreaker but he ain't!! 'Cause o'you.. And the Rock wants revenge!!

-[[ The Rock nods, smiling an almost psychotic smile.. The loss to Venis has clearly driven this man insane, no matter how convoluted the loss was... ]]-

[ The Rock ] And he plans on gettin' it, mama.. Ya' hear?

-[[ Austin smirks. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] Kiss my ass.. Ya' screwed me out o'my win.. I screwed ya' out o'yours.. We're square.. So.. I suggest ya' move on about.. Heh.. The Rock's business.. 'Fore I lay ya' next to ol' four-eyes down there...

-[[ Austin pushes past the Rock and begins to walk away.. The Rock is becoming desperate.. ]]-

[ The Rock ] You're a bitch, Austin! Hey!

-[[ Austin stops dead in his tracks.. ]]-

[ The Rock ] You hear that? The Rock said you're a big ol' bitch! HAH!

-[[ Austin turns around and The Rock quickly slaps the top of Austin's head with a big goofy smile on his face.. Steve Austin looks like he can't believe the Rock just did that. ]]-

[ The Rock ] And ya' bald!! A big ol' bald bitch!!

-[[ Austin just shakes his head.. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] Nice try.

-[[ Austin turns back around.. The Rock is going nuts.. ]]-

[ The Rock ] And ya' scared o'the Rock!! Ya' scared, Austin!! Because the Rock don't have blonde hair and breasts!! Ya' hear the Rock, Austin!? YA' BEAT WOMEN!! 'Cause ya' ain't got what it takes to beat men... That's why the Rock beat ya' two weeks ago... Ya' bald, wife beatin' BITCH!!

[ Steve Austin ] The hell's it matter so much for, Rocky?

-[[ The Rock seems like he's about to cry.. ]]-

[ The Rock ] The Rock wants the Rock's win back.....

-[[ This is getting sad.. Pathetic.. ]]-

[ The Rock ] The Rock.. Wants the Rock's win back....

-[[ The Rock shakes his head and flips a double bird at Austin.. ]]-

[ The Rock ] Ya' bald... Wife beatin'... Pole smokin' bitch!!

-[[ Austin smiles.. He looks at the pathetic figure in front of him.. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] Fine, Rocky.. If it'll make ya' feel better to have ol' Stone Cold whip your ass at Heartbreaker.. Then that's exactly what the hell you're gonna get..

-[[ The Rock immediately switches moods and becomes his usual cocky, arrogant self in the blink of an eye.. Even Austin appears to be caught off guard by the sudden switch.. ]]-

[ The Rock ] Ya' like that? That's called actin'.. That's what the Rock does for a livin' when he ain't doin'.... The wrestlin' thing.. Thanks for the rematch though, mama.. Whoa.. And like the Rock said... A pin fall.. Just ain't good enough for the Rock...... So when we have our match.. And the Rock beats ya' silly... It's gonna be in a.. BRAHMA BULL STRAP MATCH, YA' HEARD?!

-[[ Austin just sits there, looking pissed now.. A limousine pulls up behind the Rock.. ]]-

[ The Rock ] The Rock's gotta go now, Austin.. Big DVD signin' fa' DOOM in Saskatoon!! So, relax... Our business is through until Heartbreaker, mama... If ya' smell what the Rock is cookin'!!

-[[ The Rock climbs into the back of the limousine and leaves Austin by himself in the parking lot, just shaking his head. ]]-

Kurt Angle versus Monty Brown
Title on the Line: None
Stipulation: None
Referee: Scott James

-[[ Monty Brown assaults Angle on his way to the ring, nailing him from behind.. Angle tries to fight back, but Brown is overwhelming him with his sheer power.. He grips Angle by his singlet and whips him hard into the ring steps!! Angle is trying to fend for himself but Brown isn't being denied!! Brown begins putting the boots to Angle and then throws him back inside of the ring... Brown crawls under the bottom rope and pulls Angle up off of the mat.. He hoists Angle onto his shoulder and delivers a running power slam!! Kurt Angle groans in pain and Monty picks him up again.. But Angle is waiting on him and floors him with a quick fireman's carry!! Angle stays on him and keeps him grounded and locks him in a front face lock!! Monty Brown fights out of it, elbowing Angle in the gut until he has to break the hold.. And Monty whips Angle into the ropes.. Monty goes for a backdrop but Angle drops him with a swinging neck breaker!! Angle is already up and he begins sizing up Brown.. Brown staggers to his feet.. And Kurt Angle catches him... ANGLE SLAM!! Kurt covers him quickly.. One!! Two!! Th-- Monty Brown kicked out with force and stands right up, eyeballing Kurt!! Kurt looks shocked... Monty Brown rips Kurt up off of the mat and whips him into the ropes.... He goes for the POUNCE but Kurt sidesteps it and Monty nails the turnbuckles!! Kurt catches him coming out... GERMAN SUPLEX!! ANOTHER!! ANOTHER!! AND A FOURTH!! Monty Brown staggers to his feet.. And Kurt bounces off of the ropes.. And clips his knee!! Monty Brown is yelling in pain.. And Kurt zones in on him....... ANKLE LOCK!! Monty Brown is roaring and reaching for the ropes.. But Kurt won't let go!! Kurt then drops to his back and cinches in the hold.. HEEL HOOK!! Monty Brown can't make it to the ropes.. He's struggling and he manages to drag Kurt for a few inches.... But... He... TAPS OUT!! MONTY BROWN TAPPED OUT TO KURT ANGLE!! KURT ANGLE.. IS VICTORIOUS!! ]]-

-[[ Kurt Angle springs up, celebrating... And then he turns around just in time to catch Chyna coming up behind him!! He catches her around the waist....... Belly-to-belly suplex!! Chyna goes flying.. Kurt Angle stomps up on her, looking pissed.. AND HE PULLS DOWN THE STRAPS!! He yanks her off of the mat... ANGLE SLAM!! Kurt Angle yells in a rage and reaches into the front of his singlet... What's he doing... What.. KURT ANGLE PULLED OUT THE TAMPON SHE GAVE HIM EARLIER!! He begins clubbing her across the face without a care in the world and then SHOVES THE TAMPON IN HER MOUTH!! Blood oozing from busted lips soaks into it as Kurt stands over her, breathing heavily... He grabs a microphone and kneels down next to her fallen body... ]]-

[ Kurt Angle ] I knew you would be too stupid to stay out of my business.... You want a match with me at Heartbreaker.... You've got it.. But it looks like YOU'RE the one who needs the feminine hygiene products.... Because at Heartbreaker... Before I make you TAP... I'm going to make you BLEED.

-[[ Kurt throws down the microphone and leaves her laying. ]]-

-[[ There's the yellow polo-shirt.. ]]-

-[[ "The Franchise" Shane Douglas is hunched over in front of the SGW interview area back drop, rubbing his hands together with a huge smile on his face.. He's cackling loudly as he looks into the camera with impossibly wide eyes and begins speaking.. ]]-

[ Shane Douglas ] HELLO, SGW FANS... HA HA HA... THIS IS THE FUCKIN' FRANCHISE... SHANE DOUGLAS!! AND I'M STANDIN' HERE...... WITH THE GOD DAMN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS.. KEN KENNEDY.. AND THE BIG NASTY...... BASTAAAARD!! THE BIG SHOW!! HA HA HA!!

-[[ The camera pans over to reveal Ken Kennedy and the Big Show standing there with smug looks on their faces.. They have the SGW Tag Team championship belts hanging over their shoulders.. Shane Douglas continues.. ]]-

[ Shane Douglas ] I, THE FUCKIN' FRANCHISE, HAVE RECEIVED... HA HA HA... AN INSIDER SCOOP.. AND THE FUCKIN' SCOOP SAYS..... YOU TWO HAVE A....... CHALLENGE TO MAKE!! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT!?

-[[ Kennedy raises his hand, chuckling as he speaks.. ]]-

[ Ken Kennedy ] Mister Douglas... Correct... YOU ARE!!

-[[ Kennedy turns to the camera, addressing the fans directly.. ]]-

[ Ken Kennedy ] And the announcement... Quite simply.... IS THIS... The Big Show and yours truly... Do NOT.. I repeat.. DO NOT have a match for Heartbreaker.. Which is...... What we in the business call... A TRAVESTY!!

-[[ Kennedy lets that one hang in there air for a bit before continuing.. ]]-

[ Ken Kennedy ] A travesty, Shane.. Because you see.. The Big Show and myself.. We are on the fast track to becoming.. THE LONGEST REIGNING... AND MOST DOMINANT.. Tag team champions.... OF ALLLLLLLLLL TIME!! And for us to be ignored on what promises to be one of the biggest pay-per-views in Solid Gold Wrestling history........ It's just not right!

-[[ The Big Show shakes his head.. ]]-

[ The Big Show ] And that brings us... To the guys we're challengin'..

-[[ Douglas laughs with glee.. ]]-

[ Shane Douglas ] HA HA HA!! WHO.. THE FUCK.. IS IT!? THE PEOPLE WANNA KNOW!!

-[[ The Big Show smiles and looks into the camera, holding the championship belt in one hand now and dangling it in front of the camera like a piece of meat.. Perhaps baiting the people they're about to challenge.. ]]-

[ The Big Show ] Hey, Sanders.. Jindrak.... You guys wanna play with the big boys? We're gonna give you your chance... Me and Kennedy.. We're dying to defend these belts against somebody at Heartbreaker... Anybody.. But we're callin' YOU out...

-[[ Kennedy, chewing his gum loudly, steps up with his own belt in his hand now.. ]]-

[ Ken Kennedy ] We're waiting on an answer, Sanders.. And if you can't hear us.. Maybe you should dig the worm dirt out of your ears....

-[[ Kennedy guffaws loudly like a jack ass.. ]]-

[ Ken Kennedy ] Get it, Show? Because the Boogeyman buried him in those WORMS!

-[[ Show nods, smiling.. ]]-

[ The Big Show ] Yeah, he did, didn't he? That Boogeyman's a real character..

[ Ken Kennedy ] That he is... But.. As I was saying... If you can't hear us.. Get that worm dirt out of your ears, because you're being called out by.. THE BIG SHOW...... AND MISTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR............ KENNEDYYYYYYY!!

-[[ Kennedy shoves his face into the camera, veins bulging. ]]-

[ Ken Kennedy ] KENNNNEEEEDDDDDYYYYYY!!!

-[[ He pulls back and tilts his head back, holding the microphone over his mouth. ]]-

[ Ken Kennedy ] THE TAAAAAAAG TEEEEEEEEEAM CHAMPIONS....... OF THE WOOOOORRRRLLLLLDDDD!!!!

-[[ Kennedy tosses the microphone back to Douglas and they walk off of the set, leaving Douglas cackling behind them.. ]]-

[ Shane Douglas ] WELL, SANDERS... HA HA HA... I THINK YOU OWE THESE MEN.. A FUCKIN' ANSWER!!

-[[ Fade. ]]-

-[[ We cut backstage where we see "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels sitting in his dressing room, lacing up his boots.. He seems totally intent on this task... And then a trench coat comes into the shot... Shawn Michaels, surprised, looks up and sees... STING!! Sting looks down at him, clutching a baseball bat... Shawn stands up and shakes his hand, a smile on his face... Shawn immediately begins speaking.. ]]-

[ Shawn Michaels ] Stinger... Last week, I told the world I had an announcement I wanted to make..

-[[ He looks down, nodding.. ]]-

[ Shawn Michaels ] And that announcement was that you were going to be right there by my side when we took on Triple H and Ric Flair at Heartbreaker.... But.. I don't know what Foley was packin' in that punch he dropped on Hunter.. But it did the trick.. And he ain't gonna even BE at Heartbreaker.....

-[[ Sting smirks.. ]]-

[ Shawn Michaels ] But I promised these fans.. They'd see Shawn Michaels and Sting one time for ALL TIME, teaming up in that ring together.. And I want to know.. Even if it's not "The Game," even if its not... The main event.... Will you still give the fans what they want to see..... And team with "The Heartbreak Kid" against one o'these other teams of young, up and comin' punks.. And show'em that us old folks.. Heh.. Have still got it?

-[[ Sting smiles, looking down at the bat... ]]-

[ Sting ] Shawn.. It'd be an honor.

-[[ The shake hands once more.. ]]-

John Bradshaw Layfield versus John Cena
Title on the Line: None
Stipulation: None
Referee: Charles Robinson

-[[ Sitting in a private dressing room, Bret Hart sits across a table from Val Venis and Orlando Jordan... All three men are all business as they sit there in silence.. Orlando Jordan is still rubbing his throat, not looking too happy for the obvious reasons.... There's a small stack of paper sitting on the table in front of Venis... He glances at them and is the first to speak. ]]-

[ Val Venis ] ..Why me?

-[[ Hart wastes no time with his answer.. ]]-

[ Bret Hart ] Because.. To be perfectly blunt.. There's no one else in Solid Gold Wrestling with your credentials.. I was asked to come in and referee a world championship match.. And Christian versus Tom Cruise isn't a world championship match.. It's a joke... And when Maria gave me the opportunity to choose a suitable opponent for Christian...........

-[[ Hart pauses, almost in thought.. ]]-

[ Bret Hart ] I could have picked anyone I wanted.. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.. Michael Shane.. Cactus Jack... Chris Benoit... But I chose you.. Because you have the history and you're not a.. Pay-per-appearance legend like Chavo Guerrero Junior.. You've stood by Solid Gold Wrestling through thick and thin, just like myself when I was in my prime.. And I admire that...

-[[ Hart continues... ]]-

[ Bret Hart ] And you've got a past with Christian.. You know how he ticks.. You were in the Standard together before all the second-rate knock-offs took the name and buried it.. And I know... You've still got an axe to grind with Edge.. And what better way to get under his skin.. Than to take the world championship away from his brother?

-[[ Venis smiles.. ]]-

[ Val Venis ] The SGW World Championship belt means more to me than petty revenge against Edge and Christian... That championship belt is one of very few that has eluded my grasps.. It's been held by some of the greatest superstars in the entire world, including yourself, and it is my dream... My life's purpose.. To have my name in that same list..

-[[ Hart nods.. ]]-

[ Bret Hart ] I'm glad to hear that.. Because that's exactly how a champion thinks.. It's never about who you're facing or why... The personal issues stay at home or in your dressing room.. And when you walk to that ring, you're the champion.. Nothing more, nothing less.. Being the SGW World Champion is the greatest honor a man can work toward in this business.. And it's going to take a lot of work to repair what Jeff Jarrett and Christian have both done to that belt..... But it can be done.....

-[[ Hart nudges the stack of papers closer to Venis.. ]]-

[ Bret Hart ] And it will be... All you have to do.. Is sign..

-[[ Venis picks a pen up off of the table and looks at it thoughtfully.. He looks over at Orlando who gives him a thumbs up.. Venis look back at Hart, the pen embedded firmly in his hand.. ]]-

[ Val Venis ] I want Orlando as my partner...

[ Bret Hart ] Anyone you want, Val..

-[[ Venis looks down at the papers and just as he writes the first 'V," he looks back up at Hart.. ]]-

[ Val Venis ] You're giving me this opportunity.. Even after what I did to Arn Anderson?

-[[ Hart leans back in his seat, not looking surprised at all that this came up. ]]-

[ Bret Hart ] Val.. You did what you had to do to get ahead in Solid Gold Wrestling.. Unfortunately, you were made promises by Jeff Jarrett that weren't honored for doing what you did... I can respect.. That you wanted success here so badly that you did that to him.. And I'm willing to overlook it in favor of creating a better legacy for Solid Gold Wrestling.. Than what Christian is leaving us with right now..

-[[ Venis just doesn't seem convinced. ]]-

[ Val Venis ] ...Why don't YOU just come back and face him?

-[[ Hart smirks, shrugging his shoulders.. ]]-

[ Bret Hart ] I'm just a referee, Val.. That's what I'm being paid to do.

-[[ Venis looks back down at the paper and presses the pen to it again.. ]]-

[ Val Venis ] I'm sorry for what Solid Gold Wrestling has become in your absence.. I can't help but feel partly responsible for it.. Because I didn't stand up to Jeff.. And I let my personal issue with Edge overshadow any need I had for the world championship... But I do promise you this, Hitman...

-[[ Venis begins scribbling his name on the paper.. ]]-

[ Val Venis ] There will be a new world champion at Heartbreaker..

-[[ He finishes and pushes the papers back toward Hart.. ]]-

[ Val Venis ] And Solid Gold Wrestling... Will never be the same again.

-[[ Hart picks up the papers and smiles.. ]]-

[ Bret Hart ] I'm going to take these back to Maria and Jillian..

-[[ Hart stands and begins to walk out of the room but he stops and speaks one last time.. ]]-

[ Bret Hart ] I have to call the match down the middle, you know.. Whether I agree with Christian's methods or not.. But I just wanted to let you know right now.. I support you one hundred percent.. Good luck on Sunday..

-[[ Venis slaps Orlando on the back.. ]]-

[ Val Venis ] Thanks... But I think Christian's going to need that a little more than us.

-[[ Hart smirks and walks out the door.. He shuts it behind him and as soon as he starts down the hallway with the papers, he's meets Randy Orton coming in the opposite direction... As they pass each other, Orton eyeballs him.. And as they become further apart, Orton turns and speaks.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] ..Hey!

-[[ Bret Hart turns around, expecting the worse.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] You're Bret "The Hitman" Hart..

-[[ Orton approaches him, smiling and shakes his hand... ]]-

[ Bret Hart ] That's right.. Nice to meet you..

-[[ Orton smiles.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] I'm Randy Orton...... Legend Killer.

-[[ Hart nods.. ]]-

[ Bret Hart ] That's great... But I have to be going.. Business to attend to.

-[[ Hart turns and walks away, Orton calls out to him again.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] I'll see you soon..

-[[ Fade. ]]-

Michael Shane & Mike Sanders versus Alex Shelley & Jimmy Rave
Title on the Line: None
Stipulation: None
Referee: Jimmy Cordaris

-[[ Mike Sanders begins the match with Alex Shelley.. The two meet in the center of the ring and lock-up.. They fight over it to start and Alex Shelley takes over with a headlock.. Sanders elbows out it but Shelley quickly regrips it and takes Sanders to the mat with a headlock take down.. Sanders reaches up and grips Shelley's face and begins pushing his thumb into his eye and Shelley has to release the hold.. Shelley and Sanders both stand up and they lock-up again.. Shelley executes a go behind and wrenches Sanders' arm with a hammerlock.. Sanders reaches behind him and flips Shelley over with a snapmare.. Shelley lands, sitting on his ass, and Sanders drop kicks Shelley in the back!! Shelley rolls over, yelling in pain.. Sanders yanks Shelley up off of the mat and whips him into the ropes.. Sanders leap frogs him and turns around just in time to slap away a drop kick from Shelley!! Shelley gets right back up and Sanders hits him with an arm drag!! Shelley rolls over and tags in Jimmy Rave.. Rave and Sanders circle each other for a bit and Rave makes a dive for his legs but Sanders leapfrogs him and dives down onto Rave's back and hooks him for a headlock!! Rave powers up with Sanders on him.. Rave elbows Sanders and then delivers a belly to back suplex!! Rave stands up and pulls Sanders to his feet and whips him into the ropes.. And Shelley knees Sanders in the back.. Sanders goes staggering forward into a clothesline from Rave!! Rave drops down and holds Sanders in a chinlock!! The fans begin rallying behind Mike Sanders, cheering him on and Michael Shane begins clapping his hands, trying to get them even more into it... And Michael Shane raises his arm, rallying the people.. And then he elbows Rave.. Again.. And again.. And he begins to stand.. He continues elbowing Rave... And the hold is broken!! Sanders hits the ropes and clotheslines Rave!! Another clothesline.. And another!! Rave keeps popping back up and Sanders floors him with a flying forearm!! Sanders dives.. And tags in Michael Shane!! HOT TAG!! Michael Shane springboards... And nails Jimmy Rave with a seated senton!! Alex Shelley jumps into the ring and walks right into a reverse atomic drop from Shane!! Shane grabs Shelley and flings him out of the ring!! And he turns around... And Jimmy Rave runs right into the SWEET SHANE MUSIC!! Michael Shane covers Jimmy Rave!! One!! Two!! THREE!! Mike Sanders and the Television Champion have just won the match!! ]]-

-[[ The Big Show and Ken Kennedy hit the ring almost immediately and Michael Shane ducks out of the ring, knowing they can't be stopped.. He grabs Traci and they head to the back, leaving Mike Sanders, Jindrak, and Trinity alone with Kennedy and Show..... Kennedy has a microphone in his hand.. ]]-

[ Ken Kennedy ] Got an answer?

-[[ Sanders shrugs, nodding. He leans into Kennedy's mic. ]]-

[ Mike Sanders ] You're on.

-[[ Kennedy looks at Big Show, smiling. ]]-

[ Ken Kennedy ] He says we're on.... He thinks.. We're on..

-[[ Kennedy looks at Sanders and begins guffawing. ]]-

[ Ken Kennedy ] NO, WE'RE NOT!!

-[[ Kennedy boxes Sanders in the head with the microphone!! The Big Show grips Jindrak by the throat... AND CHOKESLAMS HIM INTO TRINITY!! Trinity crumbles like she's made of paper and Kennedy begins climbing the ropes... And the Big Show hoists Sanders up on his shoulders..... GREEEEEN BAAAAY PLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUNGE!!! All three of them have been left laying...... And suddenly, Kennedy is attacked from behind by JEFF HARDY!! Jeff Hardy begins laying into Kennedy with lefts and rights and the Big Show goes after him... But MATT HARDY attacks the Big Show from behind!! The Big Show turns around..... KICK........ TWIST OF FATE!!!! Matt and Jeff Hardy dive out of the ring and leave through the crowd as the tag team champions watch them exit and there's nothing they can do about it... It looks like someone ELSE has answered their challenge!! ]]-

-[[ Maria is sitting in her office with a crayon in her hand.. She's concentrating really hard as she colors in what appears to be a Care Bears coloring book... She sticks her tongue out, that's how dedicated she is to this cause.. Suddenly, she stops and pouts, looking genuinely upset. ]]-

[ Maria ] Darn! I went out of the line...

-[[ She puts the crayon back in the box and rests her face on her fist.. Looking distressed.. ]]-

[ Maria ] Funshine Bear is RUINED~!!

-[[ She closes the book and opens a drawer behind the desk.. Her eyes light up as she picks up another coloring book from the desk and places it in front of her.. She shouts in joy. ]]-

[ Maria ] MUPPET BABIES~!!

-[[ She then stops, looking scared suddenly... ]]-

[ Maria ] Wait.. Muppet Babies?

-[[ She smiles really big. ]]-

[ Maria ] The Muppet Babies are going to be at Heartbreaker!! And I'll have the Muppet Babies.. And the Care Bears.. And.. And.. We can all have tea in the locker room!!

-[[ She turns her head like she's talking to someone else. ]]-

[ Maria ] That's a great idea, Maria!!

-[[ She turns her head in the other direction.. ]]-

[ Maria ] Thanks, Maria!! I really like the dress you're wearing tonight!

-[[ Before she can continue with her idiotic conversation with herself, the door swings open and Muhammad Hassan storms in with Daivari trailing behind him.. Both of them look absolutely furious.. Muhammad looks down at the desk and frowns.. He casually picks up the Muppet Babies coloring book and looks at it... The United States championship clings tightly to his waist... ]]-

[ Muhammad Hassan ] Muppet... Babies?

-[[ He rips it in half right before her eyes. ]]-

[ Muhammad Hasasn ] TRASH!!

-[[ He then uses his arm and in one fell swoop, cleans off her entire desk, sending everything from glitter pens to Betty & Veronica comic books scattering across the floor.. A tear rolls down her cheek as Hassan just stands there, breathing in her face.. ]]-

[ Muhammad Hassan ] You can play stupid... You can act... CUTE.... Whatever.. I.. DO NOT.. CARE!! But I will tell you right now, Maria..... I...... AM NOT... AMUSED!! For weeks.. I have challenged Val Venis... Because he DARED.. To disrespect.. MY CHAMPIONSHIP BELT!!

-[[ Hassan's gaze could melt cold steel.. ]]-

[ Muhammad Hassan ] And when I finally get him to accept.. My challenge... And step in the ring with me at Heartbreaker....... YOU ROB ME!! You rip the carpet... Right out from under my feet!! AND I.. WILL NOT.. STAND FOR IT!!

-[[ Maria covers her mouth and begins giggling.. ]]-

[ Muhammad Hassan ] What.. IS SO.. FUNNY!?

-[[ She doesn't stop.. ]]-

[ Maria ] Silly, I wouldn't take the carpet out from under you...

-[[ He raises an eyebrow... ]]-

[ Maria ] Because if I did that, you wouldn't be able to fly from show to show!!

-[[ Hassan smiles, nodding.. His voice full of false amusement.. ]]-

[ Muhammad Hassan ] Maria.. I want you to look into my eyes.. And KNOW... That I am not playing a game with you... That I am a very... Serious... Dangerous man... And I am truly and sincerely...... Angry...

-[[ She nods, her eyes wide.. ]]-

[ Muhammad Hassan ] And I want you to realize.. That if you do not do something to rectify your decision.. To deprive me of my match with Val Venis at Heartbreaker..... I will... Hurt... You..

-[[ She looks shocked that he's threatened her... ]]-

[ Maria ] Did I do something wrong?

-[[ Hassan nods.. ]]-

[ Maria ] I just wanted to have the bestest main event for Heartbreaker I could have!! I'm sorry I ruined your plans, Mister Aladdin Guy... I'll make it up to you.. I promise!!

-[[ Hassan scoffs.. ]]-

[ Muhammad Hassan ] You.. Promise!?

-[[ She nods, smiling really big. ]]-

[ Maria ] I promise! And friends NEVER break promises!

-[[ Hassan looks over at Daivari and then back at her.. ]]-

[ Muhammad Hassan ] ...FRIENDS!?

-[[ She nods excitedly again.. ]]-

[ Maria ] You're my friend, aren't you?

-[[ Hassan almost laughs out loud but catches himself... ]]-

[ Muhammad Hassan ] .....Sure.

[ Maria ] COOL~!!

[ Muhammad Hassan ] But... I still do not have a match for Heartbreaker..

-[[ Maria thinks really hard.. ]]-

[ Maria ] Who do you want to face?

-[[ Hassan seems uninterested.. ]]-

[ Muhammad Hassan ] If I can not have Val Venis... I want... NO ONE!!

[ Maria ] ...No one?

-[[ Hassan nods, staring at her with intensity.. ]]-

[ Muhammad Hassan ] I will not wrestle for someone who shows me only disrespect..

-[[ Hassan shakes his head.. ]]-

[ Muhammad Hassan ] With you in charge of Solid Gold Wrestling... I see only punishment for those who tolerate it..

-[[ Hassan turns and walks out of the office.. Hassan refuses to defend the title at Heartbreaker!? ]]-

Total Elimination Match
Christian, Tyson Tomko, Ken Kennedy, The Big Show, & Lance Storm
versus
Shawn Michaels, Kevin Nash, Chris Benoit, Dean Malenko, & "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Title on the Line: None
Stipulation: Elimination Rules
Referee: Nick Patrick

-[[ The fans are roaring in anticipation for this match.. All ten competitors stand in the ring, eyeing each other... All three champions in the match have their titles on them.. Kennedy and the Big Show hand their tag team titles off to Lollipop at ringside while Christian clutches his world championship for a few moments longer.. He hands it off to Trish and begins jumping in place, ready to fight.. Both teams begin exiting the ring and stepping onto the apron, leaving Christian alone in the ring with "The Iceman" Dean Malenko.. Malenko nods to his group, telling them he's got this one.. Christian and Malenko circle each other and quickly lock-up.. They fight over it and Malenko suddenly releases and dives for Christian's leg.. Christian side steps him and kicks Malenko right in the side of the head.. Christian backs up with his arms out with a big "Look what I did!" look on his face.. Malenko sits up, holding his ear.. Malenko and Christian begin circling each other again and as Malenko nears the heel corner, Tomko reaches out for him from the apron.. Malenko turns and begins mumbling trash talk at him and Christian blasts him from behind with a forearm!! Malenko staggers forward into the corner and Christian begins putting the boots to him while Kennedy and the Big Show hold him in place.. Chris Benoit and Steve Austin jump in the ring and Nick Patrick orders them back to their corner, giving Christian just enough time to blatantly kick Malenko right in the balls!! Christian grabs Malenko by the back of the head and flings him forward into the middle of the ring.. Malenko staggers back up, extending his hand for a tag but Christian blasts him from behind with a clothesline to the head!! Malenko eats mat and starts to push himself back up but Christian stands over him and slaps his chest three times.. Before pointing to Benoit... Christian laughs and bends over to yank Malenko up, but Malenko flips over on his back and drives his knees into Christian's groin!! Christian yells in pain and Malenko small packages him!! One! Two! Thr-- Christian kicked out and both men go straight to their feet and charge at each other!! Christian ducks a clothesline and catches Malenko from behind.. UNPRETTIER!! He covers him! One! Two! Three!! ]]-

[ Eliminated: Dean Malenko via Pin Fall ]

-[[ Chris Benoit charges into the ring and goes straight for Christian, but Christian dives and tags in the Big Show!! The fans "ohhhhh" in sympathy for Benoit.. The Big Show slowly steps over the top rope and stops Benoit dead in his tracks.. The Big Show is laughing at the size difference.. And then Benoit, with no fear, sends a chop straight into Big Show's chest!! He hits him with another and another and another and the Big Show is staggering!! Benoit reaches forward and grips the Big Show's arm and.... The Big Show won't be whipped into the ropes.. He's not cooperating!! The Big Show smiles and Benoit looks up with wide eyes.... And the Big Show grabs Benoit and PRESSES him over his head!! The fans are buzzing loudly.. And the Big Show drops him!! Benoit yells in pain and slowly pulls himself up and the Big Show kicks him right in the ribs!! Benoit flips over and clutches his ribs... And before he can even begin to stand up, the Big Show grabs him around the throat..... And lifts him straight up in the air!! CHOKE SLAM ON CHRIS BENOIT!! The Big Show drops to his knees to cover him.. But Christian is yelling for Big Show to tag him in.. Big Show smirks... "YOU WANT HIM!?" Christian is begging for it!! Big Show lumbers over and tags in Christian!! Christian strolls in, smiling.. "Two times, BITCH!" He covers Chris Benoit... One........ Two......... Thr-- Christian has been yanked out of the ring... BY VAL VENIS!! Val Venis begins taking it to Christian and the referee begins counting Christian out!! Venis and Christian brawl up the ramp and Tyson Tomko jumps down and charges up the ramp after them!! Orlando Jordan emerges from the back and heads off Tomko!! All four men are brawling like crazy... And Nick Patrick is calling for the bell!! CHRISTIAN AND TOMKO HAVE BEEN COUNTED OUT THANKS TO VAL VENIS AND ORLANDO JORDAN!! ]]-

[ Eliminated: Christian & Tyson Tomko via Count Out ]

-[[ The World Heavyweight Champion has already been eliminated!! Chris Benoit pulls himself slowly to his feet and the Big Show charges into the ring and goes after him but Benoit makes a dive.... He tags in "Stone Cold" Steve Austin!! Austin charges in and begins taking it to the Big Show with lefts and rights!! The Big Show is staggering big time and Austin keeps laying it to him and the Big Show finally raises a knee into Austin's gut!! The Big Show whips Austin into the ropes and Austin comes back at him.. THESZ PRESS!! BIG SHOW CATCHES HIM!! SPINE BUSTER!! Big Show covers him! One! Two! Austin kicked out!! The Big Show grits his teeth, angry now.. He stands up and pulls Austin to his feet and grips his throat..... He goes for a choke slam and Austin kicks him in the balls!! The Big Show's eyes go wide... MIDDLE FINGERS!! KICK!! WHAM!! STUNNER!!! The Big Show doesn't go down!! "Stone Cold" tags in Shawn Michaels!! Shawn comes in... SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! He tags Austin back in... KICK WHAM STUNNER!! BIG SHOW GOES DOWN!! Austin tags in Chris Benoit!! Benoit begins climbing to the top rope........ SWANDIVE HEADBUTT!! Benoit climbs on top of him... One... Two... THREE!!!!! The Big Show kicks out with power right after the three count!! ]]-

[ Eliminated: The Big Show via Pin Fall ]

-[[ The Big Show stands up, almost unfazed by the moves he's just taken.. And he catches Chris Benoit... CHOKE SLAM!! Shawn Michaels climbs the ropes and dives off with a cross body and the Big Show catches him!! And lawn darts him out of the ring... AND THROUGH THE COMMENTATOR TABLE!! Styles and Callis duck for cover as Shawn's body destroys the table... "Stone Cold" gets in the ring and goes after Big Show but Show floors him with a standing side kick!! And here comes "BIG SEXY" KEVIN NASH!! Nash and the Big Show face off.. And the Big Show kicks him in the gut and CHOKE SLAMS HIM TOO!! THE BIG SHOW IS AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE!! Big Show motions for Kennedy to get his ass in the ring and the Big Show leaves, walking up the ramp with a pissed look on his face.. Kennedy scrambles in and covers Chris Benoit.. One.. Two.. THR-- CHRIS BENOIT KICKED OUT!! Ken Kennedy can't believe it!! Kennedy pulls Benoit up and Benoit chops him hard!! Kennedy returns with a chop of his own!! Benoit returns it!! Kennedy throws a wild punch and Benoit ducks it... GERMAN SUPLEX!! ANOTHER!! AND ANOTHER!! AND ANOTHER!! Ken Kennedy is reeling!! Chris Benoit yanks Kennedy up off of the mat and whips him into the turnbuckle.. Benoit follows him in with a sickening lariat!! Benoit lifts Kennedy onto the top rope and follows him up.. He's going for a SUPERPLEX!! But... JOHN BRADSHAW LAYFIELD CLIMBS ONTO THE APRON!! He grabs Benoit's ankle!! The referee is yelling at JBL to let him go.. And JBL hops down, but the damage is done!! Kennedy hoists Benoit onto his shoulders..... GREEEEEEEN BAAAAAAAAY PLUUUUUNGE!!! Kennedy covers him!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! John Bradshaw Layfield has screwed Chris Benoit AGAIN!! ]]-

[ Eliminated: Chris Benoit via Pin Fall ]

-[[ Ken Kennedy tags in Lance Storm casually.. Storm gets in the ring and... Kevin Nash is the man who awaits him!! Storm and Nash circle each other.. And then they lock up!! Nash throws Storm away like he's nothing!! Storm sits back up, looking shocked.. Storm looks up at Kennedy and Kennedy just shakes his head "no," he doesn't want any.. Storm goes back after Nash and Nash casually boots him down!! Nash shakes his head, running his hand through his hair.. He pulls Storm up and slams his head between his legs....... He's going for the JACKKNIFE, but Storm begins punching him in the head!! Nash spins around and the momentum carries both men over the top rope with Storm hurcanranaing Nash out of the ring!! Both men land in a heap on the outside... Storm slowly pulls himself up and into the ring.. Storm distracts the referee and Elix Skipper begins putting the boots to Kevin Nash at ringside!! "STONE COLD" dives off of the apron and goes after Skipper!! Austin catches Skipper and whips him into the guardrail!! Austin beats Skipper relentlessly and throws him over the guardrail and into the crowd!! Austin follows him in and while Austin is busy destroying Skipper, Mike Awesome stalks Nash.. "HERE IT COMES, BIG SEXY!! YEAH!! SOMETIMES YA' FEEL LIKE A NUT, SOMETIMES YA' DON'T!! RIGHT FUCKIN' HERE!!" And Awesome.. Oh Christ...... AWESOME BOMBS KEVIN NASH ONTO THE FLOOR!! "YEAH!! RIGHT THE FUCK HERE!! AWESOME!! AWESOME BOMB!! MY ENTRANCE MUSIC FUCKIN' ROCKS!! YEAH!!" Awesome shouts the lyrics to his entrance song some more as the referee turns and begins counting Kevin Nash out!! Nash isn't getting up, he's just clutching his back... And the referee calls for the bell!! Kevin Nash is GONE!! ]]-

[ Eliminated: Kevin Nash via Count Out ]

-[[ Austin hears the bell sound and looks up, surprised.. He shakes his head and dives back over the rail.. He charges into the rubble where Shawn Michaels landed earlier and yanks Shawn to his feet.. Shawn is SPRAYING blood out of his forehead!! "Get in there, ya' bastard.. WE GOT A DAMN MATCH TO WIN!!" Shawn lays almost motionless on the apron and Austin storms into the ring and goes after Lance Storm!! Both men trade punches like crazy and Storm attempts to go low with a kick but Austin catches his foot!! Austin shakes his head "OH HELL NO!!" He spins Storm around... KICK WHAM STUNNER!! Storm goes flying!! Storm lands close enough to his corner that Kennedy can tag himself in!! Kennedy runs into the ring and Austin cuts him off with a THESZ PRESS!! PUNCHES!! Austin gets up and yanks Kennedy to his feet and Kennedy drops to one knee.... Low blow!! Kennedy hoists Austin up... SAMOAN DROP!! Kennedy covers him.. One.. Two.. Thr-- Austin kicked out!! Kennedy can't believe it!! Austin rolls over and Shawn Michaels has used the ropes to pull himself to his feet on the apron... He reaches for a tag... Austin is up to both knees.. And Kennedy kicks him in the back of the head!! Austin goes down hard and Kennedy stands over him and lifts up Austin's hand.. He's mockingly making Austin try to tag Shawn.. But he's too far away!! Kennedy smiles and drops a knee on Austin's back.. He pulls Austin back up and whips him into the ropes.. Kennedy throws a clothesline and Austin ducks it.. Austin spins Kennedy around.. KICK.. WHAM.. STUNN-- NO!! Kennedy shoves Austin forward.... INTO MICHAELS!! HOT TAG!! Michaels, covered in blood, stumbles into the ring.. And walks into a super kick from Lance Storm!! Kennedy rolls over on Michaels! One! Two! Three! ]]-

[ Eliminated: Shawn Michaels via Pin Fall ]

-[[ It's down two to one.. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin barely got time to rest.. He gets back in the ring, eyeballing Kennedy.. They clash in the center of the ring and begin throwing punches like crazy and Kennedy heel kicks Austin out of nowhere!! Kennedy sits up, smiling and slaps his hands together.. He pulls Austin back to his feet and walks him over to the turnbuckle.. He dead lifts Austin onto the top rope and follows him up.. And then Austin begins punching away at him.. Austin sends Kennedy crashing down from the ropes!! "Stone Cold" hops down and Kennedy charges at him, Austin ducks a clothesline and Kennedy hits the ropes and gets nailed from behind.. BY JEFF HARDY!! Hardy escapes through the crowd and Kennedy staggers toward Austin and Austin stops him cold with a KICK..... WHAM STUNNER!! He covers Kennedy!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! Kennedy has been eliminated thanks to Jeff Hardy!! ]]-

[ Eliminated: Ken Kennedy via Pin Fall ]

-[[ WE'RE DOWN TO TWO MEN!! "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and Lance Storm!! Austin drops to one knee in the middle of the ring and motions for Storm to get in the ring with one finger... Storm slowly climbs into the ring, eyeing Austin... The two men run at each other and lock-up forcefully.. They fight over it and Austin knee lifts Storm in the gut!! Austin begins kicking and punching away at Storm and backs him into the corner.. HE STOMPS A MUDHOLE IN STORM.. AND WALKS IT DRY!! He rips Storm out of the corner and whips him into the ropes..... THESZ PRESS!! PUNCHES!! Austin rolls off of him and yanks him off of the mat....... KICK WHAM STUNNER ON LANCE STORM!! Storm goes flying backwards.. And hits the referee on the way down!! Nick Patrick hits the mat and goes down hard.... Austin covers Storm..... No one's there to count... Austin stands up and grabs Patrick.. He tries to revive him.... And he's suddenly spun around.... BY THE ROCK!!! THE ROCK DIDN'T LEAVE LIKE HE CLAIMED HE WAS GOING TO!! ROCK BOTTOM!! ROCK BOTTOM!! ROCK BOTTOM!! The Rock springs back up, adjusts his belt buckle and yanks Storm on top of Austin... The Rock casually strolls up the ramp laughing as Nick Patrick comes to... ONE............... TWOOOOOO............... THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Lance Storm is the SOLE SURVIVOR OF HIS TEAM!! STEVE AUSTIN HAS BEEN SCREWED BY THE ROCK!! BY GOD, THIS JUST ISN'T RIGHT!! ]]-

Sole Survivor: Lance Storm
Winners: Christian, Tyson Tomko, Ken Kennedy, The Big Show, & Lance Storm

-[[ CRASH!! ]]-

-[[ Tyson Tomko slams Orlando Jordan hard into a vending machine, shattering the glass and sending Tom's brand potato chips all over the place!! Val Venis and Christian belt each other in the head back and forth with neither man willing to give at all.. Christian and Venis brawl toward the merchandise tables and Venis whips Christian into it, sending t-shirts and other merchandise flying!! Christian sits up on the table just in time to get tackled over it by Venis!! The two continue punching away at each other and security begins flooding the area!! Tomko and Orlando are still duking it out and Orlando whips Tomko into a brick wall!! Tomko comes charging off of it like there was no impact and he begins throwing punches into Jordan's head!! Venis and Christian fight off of the table and begin fighting next to it again... And Christian, in a desperation move, stun guns Val Venis THROUGH THE TABLE!! Christian sits up, breathing heavily and he joins Tomko in the fight with Orlando!! They begin beating him down with punches and kicks and Orlando can't fight back!! Tomko holds Jordan down and Christian walks off camera.. You hear metal scraping the ground... And Christian reemerges with a steel chair in his hand!! ]]-

[ Christian ] Edge isn't the only one that knows how to hurt you, Venis...

-[[ Christian raises the chair.. ]]-

[ Christian ] Give me his arm, Tomko!!

-[[ Tomko forces Orlando's hand out and Christian slams the chair down onto it!! MY GOD, HE'S BROKEN ORLANDO JORDAN'S HAND!! Christian hits him again.. And then Tomko holds Jordan's hand out.. And Christian puts Jordan's hand between the seat and the back...... And STOMPS ON IT!! HE'S PILLMANIZING JORDAN'S ARM!! Christian steps back, wiping the sweat from his brow.. Tomko is smiling, pleased... He looks at Jordan's arm as he lays there, screaming. ]]-

[ Tyson Tomko ] Broken.

-[[ Christian nods.. ]]-

[ Christian ] That was the point, genius.

-[[ There's a scream.. And Kristal Marshall runs into the shot and kneels next to Orlando, pulling the chair from around his arm and cradling his head.. He's in so much pain, he can't even move now.. ]]-

[ Kristal Marshall ] What did you do to him!?

-[[ And then Kristal is yanked up from the ground by her hair.. She shrieks.. And finds herself face to face.... WITH TOM CRUISE!! He smiles that beautiful, Hollywood smile and throws the tiny girl onto his shoulders with help from Christian.... AND HE F-5s HER INTO THE GROUND!! Cruise and Christian begin laughing and high five... ]]-

[ Tom Cruise ] I call that one.. CRUISE CONTROL..

-[[ Christian smiles.. Pointing at Cruise with his thumb.. ]]-

[ Christian ] I taught him that one.. I invented that move, actually.

-[[ Teddy Long charges into the scene now, checking on Kristal and Orlando, who have both been left laying.. Christian just shakes his head and yanks Teddy up off of the ground and away from the fallen bodies of his comrades... Christian sets him up for the Unprettier, but as soon as Christian turns around, he gets BLASTED by Val Venis!! Teddy falls to the side and Venis and Christian are going at it even harder than before.. Venis fights Christian all the way to the bathroom and throws him THROUGH the door!! Venis turns around and catches Tomko coming after him... KICK WHAM... PIE FACE INTO THE BRICK WALL!! Tomko leaves a blood spatter on the wall and falls on his ass, clutching his head.. Venis storms into the bathroom and grabs Christian off of the ground and.. Tom Cruise jumps on his back!! Venis backs up quickly, smashing Cruise into the wall but Cruise won't let go... And suddenly, Cruise is tackled off of him by.. TEDDY LONG!! Teddy and Cruise roll around on the floor, taking repeated shots at each other.. And security floods the area!! Security restrains everyone and Maria follows security into the bathroom where all the carnage has seemingly concluded... ]]-

[ Maria ] You should all be ashamed of yourselves!!

-[[ She puts her hands on her hips.. ]]-

[ Maria ] YOU RUINED MY SUPER-BIG, BIGGER THAN BIG MAIN EVENT AGAIN!!

-[[ Everyone looks confused... ]]-

[ Maria ] Christian hurt Orlando!! He can't wrestle at the show!!

-[[ Christian laughs.. ]]-

[ Christian ] Looks like you're screwed now, Venis... CHRISTIAN VERSUS CRUISE IS BACK ON!!

-[[ Maria screams.. ]]-

[ Maria ] NO, IT ISN'T!!

-[[ Maria turns to Val.. ]]-

[ Maria ] Val... Pick another partner.. Anybody in the whole wide world.. Anybody in the whole UNIVERSE!! I don't care who it is.. I'll even get He-Man or Slimer if you want them!!

-[[ Venis shakes his head.. ]]-

[ Val Venis ] That won't be necessary, Maria... I know.. Who I want...

-[[ He turns and speaks... ]]-

[ Val Venis ] I need you more than ever now.... Teddy..

-[[ Teddy, breathing heavily after his brawl with Cruise answers him.. ]]-

[ Teddy Long ] I'll be there for ya', playa'... BELEE-DAT!!

-[[ Christian and Cruise laugh and throw their arms around each other's shoulders... ]]-

[ Christian ] Pathetic.. I think it's obvious enough already.. You two beating US at Heartbreaker..... Is gonna be--

[ Tom Cruise ] MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE!! HA HA!!

-[[ Fade out. ]]-