-[[ Chavo Guerrero walks through the backstage area with purpose in his step.. He's still in his wrestling gear and is carrying his bags with him.. Pepe's head sticks out of the end of the bag and bobs up and down with step Chavo takes.. He stops in front of a door and turns the knob.. It's locked.. The name on the door is 'Jillian Hall,' Chavo is looking for answers.... ]]-

[ Chavo Guerrero, Jr. ] Jillian.. Open the door..

-[[ He knocks.. Nothing.. He tries the knob again.. ]]-

[ Chavo Guerrero, Jr. ] I'm not mad.. I only want to talk..

-[[ He knocks again, harder.. No answer.. He rests his forehead against the door. ]]-

[ Chavo Guerrero, Jr. ] I... I only want to know why...

-[[ Chavo steps back away from the door.. ]]-

[ Chavo Guerrero, Jr. ] Why'd you do this to me?

-[[ Chavo becomes furious.. ]]-

[ Chavo Guerrero, Jr. ] WHY'D YOU DO THIS TO MARIA!?

-[[ And without thinking, he blasts the door with his boot, sending it flying from the hinges.. ]]-

[ Chavo Guerrero, Jr. ] ..What.. The...

-[[ The smell hits him.. He gags.. ]]-

[ Chavo Guerrero, Jr. ] ..J.. Jillian?

-[[ He steps inside the office slowly.. Blood is everywhere.. Splattered on the desk.. On the wall behind it.. Gore hangs from the ceiling fan.. It looks like a human being has exploded... Chavo looks around, fear in his eyes, and he notices a clump of blonde hair on the floor with a chunk of scalp attached to it... Chavo backs out of the room quickly with his bag dangling from his hand... He stands, leaning against the wall across from the door when security approaches him.. ]]-

[ Security Guard ] Mister Guerrero, we've been informed that you are to be removed from the premises immediately.

-[[ Chavo nods, still looking uneasy.. ]]-

[ Chavo Guerrero, Jr. ] I don't know what's going on here, officer.. But..

-[[ He seems sure of himself.. ]]-

[ Chavo Guerrero, Jr. ] I don't think I want anything to do with it anymore..

-[[ The security guards, four of them, surround Chavo and they all begin walking through the hallway, toward the exit.. As Chavo rounds the corner in the hallway, he sees something that makes him begin to tear up.. The locker room has emptied out into the hallway, awaiting Chavo's final walkthrough.. Val Venis, Chris Benoit.. Shawn Michaels.. Tommy Dreamer and Taz's remains.. Booker T.. Steve Austin is seated, for the second time tonight, in a folding chair with an EMT sewing the wound on his forehead back together.. A beer rests in his hand.. Everyone from the wrestlers to the production crew.. The referees.. They all begin applauding Chavo's tremendous effort.. Chavo begins walking, shaking hands with everyone.. Val Venis approaches him and gives him a hug.. ]]-

[ Chavo Guerrero, Jr. ] Get your belt back, man.. Don't let'em get the better of you..

[ Val Venis ] Don't worry about me, brother.

-[[ Chavo moves on to Chris Benoit.. Benoit thumps his own chest with his fist and shakes Chavo's hand.. ]]-

[ Chris Benoit ] This isn't right, Chavo...

-[[ Chavo nods.. Nothing else to say. ]]-

[ Chris Benoit ] We'll make things right... What happened tonight won't be in vain..

-[[ Tommy Dreamer rushes up and gives Chavo a big hug, clutching the urn tightly.. ]]-

[ Tommy Dreamer ] We'll miss you, Chavo.. But we'll... We'll.... SUH-VIVE!

-[[ Chavo seems uncomfortable but smiles nonetheless.. ]]-

[ Chavo Guerrero, Jr. ] Get a new best friend, Tommy.. Seriously.

-[[ Chavo moves on as Dreamer looks down at the urn and then back at Chavo with a wild smile on his face.. ]]-

[ Tommy Dreamer ] S-G-fuckin-W....

-[[ Chavo walks by Austin and hears the EMT.. ]]-

[ EMT ] No, Steve.. I'm not finished--

-[[ Austin stands up and pushes the EMT away.. He hobbles up behind Chavo and spins him around forcefully.... Chavo and Austin stare each down for a bit.. And Austin hands Chavo a beer.... Austin raises his own and clings it together with Chavo's.. Austin looks really pissed at what's happened. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] Here's to ya'.

-[[ They drink... And Austin returns to his seat... Chavo Guerrero continues walking down the line until he sees someone he didn't quiet expect to see... Vince Russo stands there with a smug look on his face... He offers his hand to shake but Chavo only looks at it in disbelief.. Russo retracts his hand.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] Well, well, well....

-[[ Everyone is watching this event unfold. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] Afta' all the shit ya' been through in ya' career.. Ya' get done in by a big tittied bitch--

-[[ One punch to Russo's eye. Russo goes down flat and doesn't move again.. Everyone in the hallway begins laughing and applauding as Chavo Guerrero stands over him, breathing heavily.. He continues toward the exit door and places the bag on the ground..... He pushes the door open and begins to step through.. ]]-

[ Security Guard ] Mister Guerrero... Your bags?

-[[ Chavo turns, looks down at the bag.. Down at Pepe.. ]]-

[ Chavo Guerrero, Jr. ] It's alright, man... I don't need'em anymore.

-[[ He walks out the door and shuts it behind him.. Pepe's eye twinkles under the lights. ]]-
 

-[[ Layfield and Raven are across the ring from each other.. Raven sits in his corner, staring across at Layfield who smiles right back at him.. Raven uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet.. Raven and Layfield meet in the center of the ring.. Layfield talks trash in Raven's face and Raven doesn't say a word.. Layfield smiles and pie faces Raven backward.. And Raven immediately fires back and nails Layfield with a big right hand!! Layfield goes staggering back against the ropes and Raven follows him in, staying on him with rapid fire punches and Layfield falls through the ropes!! Raven follows him outside the ring.. Layfield tries to get away from him and Raven runs up behind.. Raven spins Layfield around and Layfield, without hesitation, shoves Raven hard, back first, against the guardrail! Layfield boots Raven in the face and clubs him hard across the back.. Raven throws a punch back at Layfield but he deflects it and knees Raven in the gut.. He throws Raven into the ring apron and drives another knee into his gut! He rolls Raven into the ring and follows him in.. Layfield begins sizing Raven up.. Raven slowly stands and Layfield charges at him.. CLOTHESLINE FROM HEL-- NO!! Drop toe hold! Layfield goes down hard and Raven stands up.. He yanks Layfield to his feet and whips him into the turnbuckle.. Clothesline! Bulldog! Raven stands up and strikes the cross pose! Layfield staggers back to his feet and Raven hooks him for the Evenflow, but Layfield charges with him into the turnbuckle! Layfield backs away from him and drives an elbow into Raven's face! Layfield takes Raven by the hair and whips him into the opposite turnbuckle so hard that he comes bouncing out of it.. Layfield hits the ropes... CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!! Layfield covers him! One! Two! Thre-- Stevie Richards pulled Charles Robinson out of the ring! Richards distracts Robinson and Layfield stands up and turns around.. There's Perry Saturn! Saturn whips Layfield into the ropes and goes for a backdrop but Layfield sees it coming.. POWER BOMB ON SATURN!! He turns around finds the Meanie climbing to the top rope!! MEANIESAULT!! JBL casually sidesteps him and the Meanie hits NOTHING! Layfield hits the ropes... Meanie is standing up slowly, holding his stomach.... CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL ON THE MEANIE!! Layfield turns and raises the longhorn handsign high in the air.... CHAIRSHOT FROM CHRIS BENOIT!!! Benoit stands over Layfield, breathing heavily with the chair in his hand... He stares down at Layfield and leaves the ring to a huge pop.. He throws the chair down and Raven crawls over and covers Layfield.. Stevie lets Robinson go..... Robinson rolls in the ring...... ONE........ TWO.......... THREE!! RAVEN IS A DOUBLE CHAMPION!! THANKS TO CHRIS BENOIT, RAVEN HAS BECOME THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION!! ]]-
 

-[[ An apple rises and falls in the frame of the camera... The camera follows it down as it lands in the hand.. Of Carlito.. Carlito stands there, looking into the camera with a pissed off look on his face..... He's wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a pair of tan slacks.... Carlito looks at the apple and then back up at you.. ]]-

[ Carlito ] World Warrior.. One of the biggest pay-per-views in SGW history.. And Carlito is left off?

-[[ Carlito shakes his head.. ]]-

[ Carlito ] Dat..... Dat's NOT cool!

-[[ But then.. Carlito smiles.. ]]-

[ Carlito ] But Carlito will tell you.. What IS cool..

-[[ A pause.. ]]-

[ Carlito ] And that is.. Next week on Shock... Carlito is debuting..... Carlito's Cabana!

-[[ Carlito motions to the side.... ]]-

[ Carlito ] With Carlito's guest....... JOHN CENA!

-[[ John Cena stands there, not looking too happy to be there.. ]]-

[ Carlito ] And all of Carlito's....... COOL FRIENDS!

-[[ The camera pans to the other side to reveal a huge entourage of superstars.. Too Cool, Bull Buchanan, The Godfather, various hoes, Rikishi, and Shelton Benjamin's mother... Carlito smiles and nods, tossing the apple up again.. But when it comes back down, John Cena grabs it out of the air.... Carlito looks over at him like he can't believe it. ]]-

[ Carlito ] What are you doing with Carlito's apple!?

-[[ Cena looks at the apple and back up at Carlito.. ]]-

[ John Cena ] Kill that shit, dawg.. I'm gonna tell you straight up..

-[[ Carlito looks pissed.. ]]-

[ John Cena ] There ain't gonna be no Carlito's Cabana.. And I sure as hell ain't gonna be your guest..

-[[ Carlito's eyes go wide.. ]]-

[ John Cena ] Matter o'fact... I only agreed to it in the first place so I could get the television time I deserve on the biggest pay-per-view of the year so far!! And now... I've got it..... And that means.. I don't need YOU.

[ Carlito ] You cannot get rid of Carlito that easily!

-[[ Cena takes a bite out of the apple.. ]]-

[ Carlito ] Don't you dare... Don't you dare do that!

-[[ And Cena spews it right in Carlito's face!! Carlito backs away, wiping his face off in disgust.. ]]-

[ John Cena ] And it don't stop there!

-[[ He grabs Carlito by the collar of his shirt and lifts him up..... And Cena is blasted from behind.. BY CHRIS JERICHO!! Carlito and Jericho begin stomping the hell out of Cena and they're quickly joined by the rest of Carlito's entourage.. They rip Cena up off the ground and lawn dart him straight into the wall!! Cena lays there, holding his head in pain.. And Jericho begins yelling in Cena's face.. ]]-

[ Chris Jericho ] Television time that YOU deserve!? Screw you, Cena... You don't deserve anything.. Except my boot in your ass!! Next week, there WILL be a Cabana...... And you're right.. You WON'T be the guest.. A show of this magnitude.. Deserves a guest that's better than all of the rest...... A HEE-YOOOOOOOOGE ROCK STAR.. LIKE MYSELF!!

-[[ Jericho smiles.. ]]-

[ Chris Jericho ] And after this earth shattering event takes place.. You.. And Shock.. Will NEVER... EVERRRRRR..... BE THE SAME........ A-GAIN!!

-[[ Carlito nods.. ]]-

[ Carlito ] And dat... Dat's cool!

-[[ Fade. ]]-
 

-[[ The United States Championship belt rests on a table next to the World Warrior trophy.. ]]-

-[[ Steve Austin is leaning on the ropes.. His legs are noticeably wobbly from the loss of blood he's experienced.. Chris Masters looks at him from across the ring with a cocky smile on his face.. Austin staggers into the middle of the ring and Masters immediately charges at him and nails him with a sickening clothesline.. Austin hits hard and lays there for a second.. He tries to stand with blood drizzling down his face.. Masters tells Austin to get up.. Austin slowly gets up to one knee and Masters kicks him right in the face.. Masters pulls Austin up and whips him into the ropes.. Polish Hammer-- No! Austin ducks it, Masters turns around.. KICK WHAM STUNNER! Masters goes flying.. Austin is too far gone to capitalize.. Both men lay motionless for a bit.. And it's Masters that's the first to come to.. Masters sits up, he's covered in Austin's blood from the first bit of contact.. Austin slowly begins to turn over and stand, but Masters is already on his feet... He sizes Austin up... "MASTERLOCK TIME!" and he hooks it in! He whips Austin around in the move but Austin is trying to fight it.. He's giving it everything he has... And Austin kicks backward into the crotch of Masters! He does it again! And again! And Masters slings Austin down to the mat! Masters drops to one knee, holding his crotch.. And Austin bounces off the ropes, running purely on adrenaline.. THESZ PRESS! PUNCHES! Austin stands up, raising hell, and the fans are going nuts.. And he turns around.. POLISH HAMMER!! Austin goes down hard and Masters covers him.. One! Two! Thr-- Austin barely got a shoulder up.. Masters sits up, a look of disbelief on his face.. He tells Steamboat that was three, but Steamboat argues.. And Masters shoves Steamboat... And Steamboat shoves Masters backward.... Into a schoolboy from Steve Austin! One! Two! Austin pulls the tights! THREE!! "Stone Cold" Steve Austin has won the match!! ]]-

-[[ Masters stands up immediately before Austin can even process that he's won the match and Masters kicks Austin right in the head!! Steamboat tries to separate them but Masters whips Steamboat around...... MASTERLOCK ON RICKY STEAMBOAT!! Chris Masters forces Steamboat onto his knees and puts pressure on the hold until Steamboat is unconscious!! Masters throws Steamboat down face first and rolls out of the ring.. He grabs the World Warrior Trophy and throws it inside the ring... He grabs the United States Championship and throws THAT inside the ring as well.. Austin is drunk with blood loss and he tries to sit up.. But as soon as he's up, Masters drives the end of the trophy right into Austin's face!! Austin goes down hard.. Masters throws the trophy down and picks up the title belt.... He kneels down next to Austin and pulls his head up.. And rubs the title belt in Austin's face, staining it with his blood!! Masters stands up and throws the title down on Austin's body.... EMTs rush to the ring to help "Stone Cold" Steve Austin!! ]]-
 

-[[ Chris Benoit and Dean Malenko stand in the back and watch what's occurring on a monitor backstage.. Benoit shakes his head, disgusted.... Malenko has a look of disbelief on his face.. ]]-

[ Dean Malenko ] We gotta' do something, Chris..

-[[ Benoit looks at him, dead serious.. ]]-

[ Chris Benoit ] Dean..... I agree.. Let's go!

-[[ Benoit and Malenko turn to head to the ring but find themselves face to face with John Bradshaw Layfield!! Layfield's forehead is bandaged from the sickening chairshot he received from Benoit earlier in the night.... Layfield is so angry, he's shaking all over.. Benoit doesn't care, he stomps up right in Layfield's face.. ]]-

[ John Bradshaw Layfield ] YOU STUPID, INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE BASTARD!!

-[[ Benoit looks furious now.. Malenko stands to the side, watching on.. ]]-

[ John Bradshaw Layfield ] Do you have any idea what you have done tonight?

-[[ No answer. ]]-

[ John Bradshaw Layfield ] You have robbed me, Chris Benoit.... LIKE A COMMON GOD DAMN THIEF!!

-[[ They stand there and breathe heavily in each other's faces for a bit.. ]]-

[ John Bradshaw Layfield ] The Intercontinental Championship.. WAS MINE!!

-[[ Layfield clenches his fist and puts it in Benoit's face. ]]-

[ John Bradshaw Layfield ] ...IN MY DAMNED POCKET!!

-[[ Benoit smirks.. ]]-

[ Chris Benoit ] Then... I guess....... You.. Got.. Mugged!

-[[ Layfield cracks a smile but there's no humor in it.. ]]-

[ John Bradshaw Layfield ] Get out of this business, Benoit..... Before it's too late.

-[[ Benoit seems interested to see where THIS is going.. ]]-

[ John Bradshaw Layfield ] Because you have crossed the line here tonight!! I don't care what you do.. I don't care where you go!! Go back to Canada!! Go to Taco Bell and work with the low-lifes!! Or skip all of that and GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!!

-[[ Layfield looks over at Malenko.. ]]-

[ John Bradshaw Layfield ] And take little Dean-o here with you.

-[[ Layfield shakes his head.. ]]-

[ John Bradshaw Layfield ] Dean Malenko.. WHAT THE HELL KIND OF NAME IS DEAN ANYWAY!?

-[[ Layfield yells in his face. ]]-

[ John Bradshaw Layfield ] IT SOUNDS LIKE THE NAME OF AN EFFEMINATE LIBRARIAN!!

-[[ Malenko steps up, looking pissed now.. Layfield laughs.. ]]-

[ John Bradshaw Layfield ] No offense.

-[[ Benoit's voice is low and intense. ]]-

[ Chris Benoit ] I am through talking, Bradshaw..

-[[ Layfield nods, smiling. ]]-

[ Chris Benoit ] We have been talking since before Heartbreaker... It is now time.. For action..

[ John Bradshaw Layfield ] Ya' got that right, you sawed off shit.

-[[ Benoit takes that in stride. ]]-

[ Chris Benoit ] The last time we were in the ring together.... YOU.. TAPPED... OUT!!

-[[ Layfield sneers, looking pissed now.. ]]-

[ Chris Benoit ] I want you again.. I want to feel.. Your bones.. BREAK!

[ John Bradshaw Layfield ] Kid.. You don't have what it TAKES.

[ Chris Benoit ] Oh yeah?

[ John Bradshaw Layfield ] Yeah.

[ Chris Benoit ] OH YEAH!?

[ John Bradshaw Layfield ] YEAH!!

[ Chris Benoit ] PROVE.. ME.. WRONG!!

[ John Bradshaw Layfield ] KISS.. MY.. ASS!!

-[[ Benoit punches Layfield right in the jaw, sending him backward, but as soon as he recoils from the punch, he's nailed from behind by KURT ANGLE!! Angle begins laying the forearms into Benoit's head and neck and Malenko tries to pull him off, but Angle nails Malenko with a European uppercut and Malenko recoils backward into.. The CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!! Layfield and Angle yank Benoit up off of the floor and lift him in the air...... And slam him back first into the wall!! Benoit curls into a fetal position and holds his head, groaning in pain! Angle and Layfield begin putting the boots to Benoit!! ]]-

[ Kurt Angle ] COME ON, BENOIT!!! YEAH!!

-[[ Angle then puts Benoit in.. THE ANKLE LOCK!! Layfield kicks Benoit in the face while Angle wrenches up on his ankle, trying to break it in two.. And Angle is nailed from behind..... BY RAVEN!! Layfield and Raven trade punches for a bit and Layfield tries to hold his own.. But the Blue Meanie, Perry Saturn, and Stevie Richards swarm into the scene!! Layfield and Angle take off... Benoit rolls over, clutching his ankle.... He looks up and his eyes go wide.. Raven and the others are standing over, looking down on him... Malenko sits up, looking shocked as well... Raven extends his hand.. ]]-

[ Raven ] Come on, Benoit.. Get up.

-[[ Benoit is skeptical. ]]-

[ Raven ] Relax... If I wanted you finished off.... You would be.

-[[ Raven looks at Benoit's ankle has clearly begun to swell inside the boot.. ]]-

[ Raven ] Let's get that checked out at a medical facility.

-[[ Benoit accepts Raven's hand. ]]-
 

-[[ Randy Orton raises the championship over his head, drawing a massive amount of boos.. Val Venis stares him down.. Kennedy looks at the belt and smiles, knowing it's going to be his soon.. Orton hands the title to Nick Patrick and Patrick holds it up for the fans to view.. Patrick hands it off to the timekeeper.. Venis, Orton, and Kennedy are standing in their respective corners and when the bell sounds, they begin making their way to the center of the ring.. Venis and Orton begin jawing at each other and Venis shoves Orton.. Orton shoves Venis.. Kennedy steps up between them and shoves Orton back... And then spins and blasts Venis right in the head! Venis goes down and grabs his head where Kennedy punched him... Orton and Kennedy look at each like they're going to begin brawling immediately... And then... Kennedy cracks a smile... And so does Orton... What.. The.. Hell.... Orton nods and says: "Let's get'im." And they both go after Venis!! They both begin stomping on Venis, pounding him into the mat with reckless abandon.. Orton pulls Venis to his feet and nails him with a European uppercut! The impact sends him straight back into a reverse DDT from Kennedy! Orton and Kennedy have been in cahoots THIS ENTIRE TIME!! Venis tries to stand up but as soon as he sits up, Orton runs up on him and stomps him right in the face!! Venis goes down and covers his head in a fetal position and Kennedy begins stomping away at him again.. Orton and Kennedy force Venis to his feet and whip him into the ropes.. They go for a double clothesline and Venis ducks it, bounces off the ropes.. And hits a double clothesline of his own! Kennedy and Orton both stand up with shocked looks on their faces and Venis charges... Clothesline on Orton.. And he turns and clotheslines Kennedy over the top rope!! Venis turns around.. Drop kick from Orton! Orton looks pissed.. He pulls Venis up and whips him into the ropes... Venis ducks a clothesline from Orton.. Blue Thunder Bomb! He covers him! One! Two! Thr-- Orton kicked out! Orton rolls back to his feet and Venis hits the ropes.. And Kennedy trips him up and Venis staggers forward into a clothesline from Orton! Vince Russo is jumping around ringside with a baseball bat.. And he hands it off to Orton and tells him to take Venis out! Orton looks at the bat, smiling... Venis slowly stands up... And Orton swings the bat.. Venis ducks.. Kennedy takes the shot! Kennedy goes down hard.. Orton turns.. Venis kicks him in the gut... Fisherman's suplex! One! Two! Th-- Orton kicked out! Venis stands up and grabs the baseball bat... He begins sizing Orton up.. And Russo dives onto the apron and begins screaming at Venis.. Venis charges at the apron and swings the bat but Russo ducks down, grabs Venis by the head and guillotines him on the top rope!! Venis snaps back and turns around....... RKO! RKO! RKO! Randy Orton hit it! He covers Venis.. One! Two! Thre-- Venis got a shoulder up!!! Orton can't believe it!! Kennedy rolls into the ring with a chair, bleeding from his forehead... Venis slowly sits up.. And Orton orders him to hit Venis with the chair.. And he begins waffling Venis with it repeatedly.. Kennedy throws the chair down.. And tells ORTON to cover him!! Orton does.. One! Two! Thre-- Venis got a shoulder up!! Randy Orton looks frustrated as hell.. Russo slides into the ring and grabs the baseball bat... He brings it down hard into Val's ribs... Orlando Jordan comes running down and as he gets halfway down the stage, he's met by the Big Show!! Big Show clubs Orlando down and grabs him by the neck.... CHOKE SLAM ON THE STAGE!! Benoit's been taken out.. Chavo's been retired.. Austin's injured.. Orlando is finished.. VAL VENIS IS A MAN ALONE!! Orton, Kennedy, and Russo stomp away and take weapon shots all over Venis.. Venis tries to use the ropes to stand but he's repeatedly lashed across the back with a chair or baseball bat.. And the ring begins to rumble... Orton, Kennedy, and Russo turn around.. And there's ERIC BISCHOFF!! They begin advancing on him.... And Bischoff begins begging them off... And he reaches into his jacket... AND MACES RUSSO!! Russo goes down screaming and he MACES KEN KENNEDY!! And then Orton is too close!! He grabs Bischoff by the arm and slaps the mace out of his hand.... And Bischoff BALL SHOTS ORTON!! Orton bends over in pain.. And Bischoff hits him with a standing side kick!! Orton goes down and Bischoff begins yelling at Venis.. "GET UP!! GET UP!! THIS IS IT!!" Venis looks over, sees the human wreckage in the ring... Venis' back is bruised to hell and back.. He climbs out of the ring and begins climbing the ropes... The fans are going nuts... And Venis... FLIES!! MONEY SHOT ON RANDY ORTON!!! Venis covers him!! ONE!! TWO!! THRE-- ORTON GOT A SHOULDER UP!!! ORTON GOT A GOD DAMN SHOULDER UP!! Venis sits up... He looks disgusted and he stands up, looking to be in great pain...... He reaches down and grabs the chair that was used on him earlier and he looks at it.. The fans are going absolutely nuts... He raises it over his head.. Orton looks up at him.. Kennedy's too far away to help... Venis is going to DESTROY RANDY ORTON.............. MASTERLOCK!! MASTERLOCK ON VAL VENIS!! CHRIS MASTERS IS MASTERLOCKING THE WORLD CHAMPION!! He whips Venis around in the hold and shoves him straight forward........ RKO!! RKO!! RKO!! Kennedy tackles Bischoff down and Masters yells at Nick Patrick to count...... And he does........ ONE.............. TWO.................... THREE!!!! RANDY ORTON IS THE DAMN CHAMPION!! RANDY ORTON HAS SCREWED VAL VENIS!!! IT TOOK FIVE FUCKING MEN TO ROB HIM OF HIS CHAMPIONSHIP!! RANDY ORTON... IS THE DAMN CHAMPION!!! ]]-
 

-[[ Val Venis crawls for the ropes, blood has begun to pour out of Venis' mouth from all the abuse his body has taken.. Randy Orton, Ken Kennedy, and Chris Masters circle Venis.. Kennedy is bleeding heavily and he rubs at his eyes where he got maced... Eric Bischoff stands back, watching in horror.. The Big Show climbs into the ring and Vince Russo finds his way to his feet..... Russo calls for a microphone.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] ...Fuck! .....Fuckin' shit.. My fuckin' eyes.....

-[[ He begins motioning toward Venis.. Venis tries to use the ropes to stand, but he's hurting badly.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] What are ya' waitin' on....... GET THE SON OF A BITCH!!

-[[ They all swarm on him.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] GET IN THERE, MASTAS!! PROVE YOU'RE WORTH A SHIT!!

-[[ Everyone is stomping down on Venis, beating him into a bloody pulp.. Masters begins furiously kicking away at Venis, trying everything he can to bury his boot in Venis' face.. Orton and Kennedy take turns dropping knees and forearms into Venis' head and back... ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] CHOKE SLAM HIS ASS, SHOW!! SEND HIM TO HEL--

-[[ Standing sidekick on Russo from Eric Bischoff!! Russo goes down, holding his jaw and Bischoff and tries to save Venis but the Big Show turns around..... AND GOOZLES HIM!! Bischoff looks at Big Show with fear in his eyes....... CHOKE SLAM ON ERIC BISCHOFF!! The Big Show stands there, looking down at Bischoff with a smile on his face.. Venis is trying to get away from the mob beating him down.. ]]-

[ Val Venis ] Bisch..... bisch...... I'm.. coming--

-[[ Orton stomps Venis right in the throat, dropping him back down to the mat.. Orton rolls out of the ring and grabs the SGW World Heavyweight Championship belt from the outside.. He enters the ring and begins directing traffic.. Kennedy and Masters hold up Venis and then force him onto his knees... Orton assumes the position right in front of Venis... Venis' eyes are wide, he's seething mad, spitting and bleeding from his mouth as he fights for the power to stand but the strength isn't there....... Orton calls for a microphone and receives it... ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] Val Venis.......

-[[ Orton tilts his head back and yells.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] BOW....... BEFORE GREATNESS!!!!

-[[ Masters and Kennedy force Venis down further into a bowing position.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] What you're looking at... What you're ALL looking at..

-[[ He throws his arm out to the side with the world title hanging from it.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] Is the FUTURE.. Of Solid.. Gold...... Wrestling!!

-[[ Orton acknowledges Kennedy and Show.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] The two men who should STILL BE tag team champions.. THE COLOSSAL TOWERS!!

-[[ Kennedy and Show smile and nod, agreeing... ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] A man, who tonight..... WAS SCREWED OUT OF THE UNITED STATES TITLE!!

-[[ He points at Masters.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] THE MASTERPIECE....... CHRIS MASTERS!!

-[[ Orton brings the title back closer to him, clutching it to his chest with one hand.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] And me....

-[[ He looks down at Venis, smiling evilly.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] The fastest rising superstar in Solid Gold Wrestling HISTORY!!

-[[ He licks his lips, that smile not wavering a bit.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] The man who MURDERED TAZ!!

-[[ Mixed reaction.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] And the REAL.. SOLID GOLD WRESTLING.... WORLD.. HEAVYWEIGHT.. CHAMPION!!

-[[ Orton closes his eyes and tilts his head back.... ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] ..RANDY ORTON......

-[[ A pause.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] ........LIVING.. LEGEND!!

-[[ Boos....... And then....... The lights go out. ]]-

-[[ The black lights hit.. And the arena is bathed in purple light.. ]]-

-[[ Randy Orton drops the world title and stares down the ramp in fear.. Kennedy and Masters both let go of Venis and he raises up, also looking around with fear in his eyes... The Big Show has backed into a corner, keeping an eye on all of his surroundings.. Everyone's attention is turned toward the ramp.. And the curtain parts.... Druids, at least eight or nine of them, walk out slowly with a large casket in their grasps.. They slowly make their way to the ring and everyone is so focused on this happening that.... ]]-

-[[ They don't see the cross lowering from the rafters.. ]]-

-[[ The scream of a woman alerts the men in the ring... All of them turn and see the large, wooden cross hanging from the rafters, dangling only a few feet off of the ring mat...... Kennedy sees it and immediately dives out of the ring in fear.. Big Show follows him, looking scared to death..... Masters also rolls out of the ring.. Orton and Venis turn and stare... Jillian Hall is tied to the cross.. She's covered in blood and gore and she looks like she has been beaten and tortured for hours..... But.. She's alive... Screaming in pain.. Venis turns and checks the position of the druids.. And he runs painfully to the cross and begins fumbling with the ropes that keep her hands outstretched.. Venis turns to Orton.. ]]-

[ Val Venis ] ...Put the past aside for two fucking minutes... HELP ME!!

-[[ Orton swallows hard and jogs over.. He begins trying to undo her other hand.. She looks like her skin has been burnt and torn in various places.. She's a living example of what waits in Hell..... Venis and Orton free her hands and lower her slowly to the mat where she curls into a fetal position and begins crying... Venis and Orton both turn back to the ramp.. Eight druids are carrying the large casket.. One more stands at the head of the casket and raises a microphone.. ]]-

[ Druid ] tHe dEAd........ hAS rIsEN...

-[[ Venis and Orton both look on, angry.. Interested.. ]]-

[ Druid ] AnD.. I aM dAMn pRoUd....

-[[ The druids throws the hood back... Mother FUCK. ]]-

[ Bob Orton ] .....OF MY BOY, RANDY!!

-[[ Venis' eyes go wide.. He looks over at Orton.. Orton smiles that evil smile... ]]-

-[[ And Jillian Hall scrambles behind Venis....... LOW BLOW!! ]]-

-[[ Venis drops to both knees.. Orton and Jillian stand over him.... She begins removing the wounds from her skin.. Prosthetics.... It was a sham.... IT WAS ALL A GOD DAMN SHAM!!! The remaining masked druids raise the casket into the ring and rest it flat on the ring mat... Chris Masters, Ken Kennedy and the Big Show slide into the ring and the lights come back up.. The fans are booing loudly.. Randy and Bob hug each other, laughing... Russo is standing again, laughing and celebrating.. He gives Jillian a big hug, getting her fake blood all over his outfit.... Masters and Kennedy grab Venis again and drag him to the foot of the casket.. Jillian takes the position behind Venis and forces his head up, making him look at the casket...... The other eight druids unmask..... Ron Harris, Don Harris, Gene Snitsky..... It's all coming together..... Mikey, Kenny, Mitch, Johnny, and Nicky..... The god damn Spirit Squad... Val Venis is gritting his teeth in anger... Randy Orton picks up the Solid Gold Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship and looks down at it, licking his lips... He then reaches down and flips open the lower portion of the casket lid... You can't see what's inside yet.... With a cocky smile... He walks to the head of the casket.. He looks back at Venis and smiles a wild-eyed smile.. ]]-

-[[ He flips it open.. ]]-

-[[ The white robed body inside raises straight up like Dracula himself.. ]]-

-[[ The fans erupt in boos. ]]-

-[[ Val Venis begins trying to fight free from Masters and Kennedy, but he's held tight.. ]]-

-[[ There's a microphone in His hand. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] HOW'S THIS FOR A COMEBACK!?

-[[ JEFF JARRETT!! JEFF JARRETT...... IS BACK!! ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] JESUS CHRIST.. AIN'T GOT NOTHIN'....... ON ME!!

-[[ His other arm is raised straight up in the air... The guitar extending from his hand.. Jeff Jarrett steps out of the casket and everyone begins singing his praises... Except Venis and the fans.. Jarrett begins taunting the fans.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] The explodin' car and "Cowboy" Bob's injuries..... Special effects!

-[[ "Cowboy" Bob and Randy begin laughing.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] Muhammad Hassan gettin' left layin'.... THAT WAS ME!

-[[ Jarrett laughs.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] The dynamite in Venis' bag.. Planted there by ME!!

-[[ Boos.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] The cocaine in Venis' bag...... HA HA.... IT WAS MINE!!

-[[ Jarrett bends down and gets in Venis' face.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] You think ya' earned your place at the top, Venis?

-[[ He hands the guitar off to the Big Show and grips Venis' face.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] I have had my hand in every single thing that has happened since I got injured, Venis...

-[[ He yells in Venis' face.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] YA' DIDN'T EARN NOTHIN'!!

-[[ Venis is furious.. The blood from his mouth runs down Jarrett's hand.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] Why do you think Tom Cruise turned on Christian!?

-[[ Jarrett rubs his thumb against his fingers.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] 'Cause money talks!!

-[[ Jarrett laughs.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] Why do you think Jillian forced you to cash in that title shot the next week!?

-[[ Jillian shrugs her shoulders, shouting "I WONDER WHY!? I JUST DON'T KNOW!" and laughs. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] ...And whose idea do you think it was to not allow you to defend that title until tonight?

-[[ Jillian slaps Venis on the back of the head.. ]]-

[ Jillian Hall ] YOU'RE SO STUPID, VAL!

-[[ Jarrett jams two fingers in Val's face.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] I put you where you are right now, Venis...... Because you are my JOB BOY BITCH!!

-[[ Jarrett smiles a sick, sadistic smile.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] Just like Jesus Christ.. JUST LIKE GOD.... I GIVETH.. AND I DAMN SURE TAKETH AWAY!!

-[[ Jarrett raises the guitar up and... WHAM!! BREAKS IT OVER VENIS' HEAD!! ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] Put'im in the casket, boys..

-[[ They mob around Venis' unconscious body and toss him inside the casket... They slam it shut and drag it into the center of the ring... Jarrett smiles and looks at Orton.. Orton holds the championship belt in his hands and looks down at it proudly.... ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] What are ya' waitin' for, Orton? Take your place....

-[[ He points to the casket.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] ........ON TOP!!

-[[ Randy Orton stands on top of the casket and raises the world championship belt in the air.. Kennedy, Big Show, Snitsky, the Harris Brothers, Jillian, Chris Masters, the Spirit Squad, and Jeff Jarrett himself surround the casket as streamers begin to fall from the ceiling and pyro goes off, signifying a new champion.... ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] What you're lookin' at... Ain't just a glass ceilin'...

-[[ Jarrett laughs.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] You're lookin' at..... THE GOLDEN RULE!

-[[ The title belt is raised high over Orton's head.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] Because he who has the gold..... MAKES THE RULES!

-[[ The fans erupt in boos.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] CHOKE ON IT!

-[[ Fade. ]]-