STROKE: Walk the Line | April 29th, 2006 | Live From: Flagstaff, Arizona | Commentators: Joey Styles & Don Callis
Title on the Line: None
Referee: Charles Robinson
Winners: Scott Steiner via Pin Fall
[ John Bradshaw Layfield ] We are sick and tired of it, Jeff!!
[ Kurt Angle ] Yeah, buster.. We want something DONE... Now!!
-[[ Jeff Jarrett looks at them, pissed. ]]-
[ Jeff Jarrett ] Well, the hell do ya' want!?
-[[ Angle and Layfield look taken aback Jarrett's outburst.. ]]-
[ Jeff Jarrett ] Ain't ya'll been payin' attention!? We got a damned crisis on our hands!!
-[[ They're both speechless.. ]]-
[ Jeff Jarrett ] So if ya' don't mind.. Speak your business.. And get out o'my face!!
-[[ Angle looks a bit annoyed now himself.. ]]-
[ Kurt Angle ] Well..... We want something done about Chris Benoit and Raven!!
[ John Bradshaw Layfield ] I have been cheapshotted by Chris Benoit for the LAST TIME, Jeff!!
[ Charlie Haas ] Yeah.. And David Flair... He's...
-[[ Charlie shakes his head.. ]]-
[ Charlie Haas ] He's freakin' sick, man... Do something!!
-[[ Jarrett shakes his head... This isn't what he needs right now.. ]]-
[ John Bradshaw Layfield ] We earned our place in the Golden Rule tonight, Jeff.. And we want JUSTICE!!
[ Kurt Angle ] I want the damn belt that's around Raven's waist!!
[ John Bradshaw Layfield ] Well, SHIT.. I don't want that useless hardcore strap around Benoit's waist!!
-[[ Layfield is PISSED. ]]-
[ John Bradshaw Layfield ] I JUST WANT TO RUIN HIS GOD DAMN LIFE!!
[ Jeff Jarrett ] You two think you earned your spot in the Golden Rule tonight?
-[[ They nod. ]]-
[ Jeff Jarrett ] By beatin' Lance Hoyt?
-[[ Angle and Layfield look at each other.. What's he getting at? ]]-
[ Kurt Angle ] What are you getting at, Jeff?
-[[ Jarrett sighs.. ]]-
[ Jeff Jarrett ] You can call yourselves members of the Golden Rule.. But as far as earnin' your place.. Ya' ain't done nothin' yet... You wanna earn your place.. Ya' do it at Body Count on May 21st!! Kurt Angle.. It's gonna be you and Raven, one on one, for the Intercontinental Championship!! You take him out.. And then you can say ya' earned your spot.... And as for you, Layfield.....
-[[ Layfield is listening intently.. ]]-
[ Jeff Jarrett ] Since ya' don't want that hardcore title, and I don't blame ya'.... Then you can see to it that Chris Benoit doesn't walk out of Body Count with his arm raised.. OR that title belt around his waist..... There WILL BE a Hardcore championship match.... And John Bradshaw Layfield...
-[[ Jarrett smirks.. ]]-
[ Jeff Jarrett ] You're gonna be.. The special guest.. Referee! HA HA!
-[[ Layfield laughs... ]]-
[ John Bradshaw Layfield ] I love it... I LOVE IT!!
-[[ And then he thinks.. ]]-
[ John Bradshaw Layfield ] But who's he gonna face?
-[[ Someone roars from behind them.. ]]-
[ Rhino ] ME!! I WANT IT!! I... WANT IT!!
-[[ Rhino stomps into the shot, breathing heavily and pulling at his hair.. ]]-
[ Rhino ] PLEASE.... It would be my pleasure.. To give Chris Benoit...
-[[ He speaks it through clenched teeth.. ]]-
[ Rhino ] The gore........ GORE............ GORE!!
-[[ Jarrett looks at Rhino and back at Layfield.. ]]-
[ Jeff Jarrett ] Looks like you got your candidate, Layfield..
-[[ Jarrett then looks around, nervously.. ]]-
[ Jeff Jarrett ] Now, if ya' don't mind.. I got more important matters to tend to.
-[[ Jarrett wanders off.. Layfield turns and looks at Rhino and offers his hand to shake.. ]]-
[ John Bradshaw Layfield ] Nice doin' business with ya'.. HA HA..
-[[ Rhino smiles a sick smile.. ]]-
[ Rhino ] I'll bleed for you, man....
-[[ He pulls Layfield in close.. ]]-
[ Rhino ] I'll BLEED for you...
-[[ Rhino stomps away from Layfield and toward the ring for his match.. Layfield watches him go with a big smile on his face.. Kurt Angle walks up next to Layfield and slaps him on the back.. Angle shares a smile.. ]]-
[ Kurt Angle ] Who says there's no justice in this world?
They both laugh as the
Title on the Line: None
Referee: Scott James
Winners: Rhino via Pin Fall
[ Captain Lou Albano ] Quickly!! You gotta hurry! Get in there! Get in there!!
-[[ And then you see Rob Van Dam and Sabu charge into the room and it becomes evident.. Ken Kennedy and the Big Show are pummeling Matt Hardy right into the ground!! Van Dam and Sabu both begin trading shots with Kennedy and the Big Show and security begins flooding the area.. Kennedy and Van Dam go at each other like mad dogs as Big Show does everything he can to keep Sabu from gouging out his eyes or maiming his face... Finally, security pulls them apart and Kennedy and Show are forced out into the hallway... Van Dam and Sabu try to help out Hardy.. Vince Russo runs into the shot, looking furious.. ]]-
[ Vince Russo ] What in the god damn fuck is goin' on!?
-[[ Kennedy points at the room.. ]]-
[ Ken Kennedy ] Me and Show were giving Matt Hardy.. His RECEIPT!
-[[ Russo shakes his head.. ]]-
[ Vince Russo ] You fuckin' stupid assholes!!
-[[ Kennedy looks surprised.. ]]-
[ Vince Russo ] FUCK MATT HARDY!!
-[[ Ken Kennedy looks appalled.. ]]-
[ Ken Kennedy ] Do I have to?
[ Vince Russo ] ..IDIOT!!
-[[ Russo runs his hands through his hair.. ]]-
[ Vince Russo ] Steve Austin has Jillian.. Jarrett wants her found.. NOW!!
-[[ Matt Hardy tries diving out of the room, but security holds him back.. ]]-
[ Matt Hardy ] KENNEDY!! KENNEDY!!!!!!
-[[ Russo spins around.. ]]-
[ Vince Russo ] Hold him the fuck back!!
-[[ Van Dam and Sabu try to keep Hardy in check as Albano looks on, worried.. ]]-
[ Vince Russo ] You want to give him a receipt.. Ya' do it at Body Count...
-[[ Kennedy's eyes go wide.. ]]-
[ Ken Kennedy ] I have to defend my belt!?
[ Vince Russo ] That's right.. Ken Kennedy.. Matt Hardy... Gimmick Championship!!
[ Matt Hardy ] I WANT YOU, KENNEDY!!!
-[[ Kennedy looks at Hardy and back at Russo... ]]-
[ Ken Kennedy ] ..Fine. I'll do it.
[ Vince Russo ] Good.. Now shut the fuck up and find Jillian.
Kennedy nods and walks
Title on the Line: None
Referee: Charles Robinson
Winner: Triple H via Pin Fall
[ CM Punk ] Bastard..... Bastard!
-[[ He tilts his head back.. The pain from the top rope Gore is intense.. ]]-
[ CM Punk ] Oh my God...
-[[ Punk wipes his face... He tries to slow his breathing down.. And then Simon Dean jogs into the shot. ]]-
[ Simon Dean ] Hey! You look.. Constipated! Yeah!
-[[ CM Punk looks down at him, breathing heavily.. ]]-
[ Simon Dean ] Luckily for you, there's a new product you should know about!
-[[ Simon Dean sets his gym bag down and begins rifling through it.. ]]-
[ Simon Dean ] Brought to you from my patented.. Simon System!
-[[ Punk yells at him.. ]]-
[ CM Punk ] Get out of here...
[ Simon Dean ] But wait! There's more!
[ CM Punk ] ......FUCK OFF!!
-[[ Simon Dean zips his bag up and stands up, looking furious.. ]]-
[ Simon Dean ] Fine! Cramp to death.... FAT ASS! YEAH!
-[[ Simon Dean walks off casually... CM Punk's cell phone rings.. He reaches into his pocket.. ]]-
[ CM Punk ] ..Punk here.
-[[ Someone speaks on the other line.. ]]-
[ CM Punk ] Yeah, baby.. I'm alright..
-[[ Who is he talking to? ]]-
[ CM Punk ] Got screwed over... No.. No.. I'll be fine.
-[[ He sighs.. ]]-
[ CM Punk ] I know you want to come back... Don't worry.. I'll get'em for you..
-[[ Punk seems a bit annoyed now.. ]]-
[ CM Punk ] You want to come back next week? But... You're not one hundred percent yet--
-[[ He's beaten.. ]]-
[ CM Punk ] ..Alright.. Fine.. I'll see you later tonight.
-[[ He hangs the phone up and shakes his head.. ]]-
[ CM Punk ] Shit.
-[[ There's a sound next to him... CM Punk looks over and sees David Flair crouched next to his crate, shaking all over.. Punk doesn't look like he knows how to react... David Flair looks up at him timidly.. ]]-
[ David Flair ] ..excuse me, punk... have you seen.. daffney?
-[[ He looks around.. Punk hops off of the crate.. ]]-
[ CM Punk ] No.
-[[ CM Punk turns to walk away and get away from this freak, but he comes face to face with.. RIC FLAIR! Flair pushes past Punk and approaches David with a concerned look on his face.. ]]-
[ Ric Flair ] Son... What the hell are you thinkin'!?
-[[ David Flair stands up with his eyes wide.. ]]-
[ David Flair ] ...Mommy?
-[[ And then MIKE AWESOME charges into the shot.. KICK WHAM AWESOME BOMB ON DAVID FLAIR THROUGH THE CRATE!! Mike Awesome huffs and puffs and stomps past Ric like he doesn't even exist.. Lance Storm hobbles past him on the crutches, smirking... ]]-
[ Mike Awesome ] FUCK YEAH!! GONNA FUCKIN' KILL THE MIZ!! FUCK A BUNCH OF RUST TOUCHING ASSHOLES!! YEAH!! MIKE AWESOME IS THE SHIT!! RIGHT HERE!! RIGHT THE FUCK HERE!! LET'S GO, STORM!! LAND HOOOO!!
-[[ They disappear through the curtain as Ric Flair rushes to David's side.. ]]-
[ Ric Flair ] Get me some damn EMTs over here!!
-[[ He looks over at three men who saw the whole thing.. ]]-
[ Ric Flair ] Get some help, quick!!
-[[ Big Sal E. Graziano, Little Guido, and Tony Mamaluke look around.. ]]-
[ Little Guido ] You talkin' ta' us?
[ Tony Mamaluke ] We didn't see SHIT.
They walk away
suspiciously as Flair tries to find help.. And we follow Team Canada to
the ring. ]]-
Mike "The Miz" Mizanin
Title on the Line: None
Referee: Jimmy Cordaris
Winner: Mike Awesome via Pin Fall
[ Jeff Jarrett ] Hey, Hunter!
-[[ Triple H turns around, smirking.. ]]-
[ Triple H ] Jeff... To what do I owe this honor? Heh..
-[[ Jarrett offers a smirk of his own.. ]]-
[ Jeff Jarrett ] Cut the shit, Game.
-[[ Triple H's smirk completely disappears. ]]-
[ Jeff Jarrett ] Steve Austin kidnapped Jillian.. I want you to help me find'er.
-[[ Triple H laughs right in Jarrett's face. ]]-
[ Triple H ] Kiss my ass.
-[[ Triple H turns to enter his dressing room but Jarrett spins him back around.. ]]-
[ Jeff Jarrett ] Hold on just a damn second... Recognize who the hell you're talkin' to..
-[[ Triple H crosses his arms.. ]]-
[ Jeff Jarrett ] I'm the guy that can make or break your ass in Solid Gold..
-[[ Triple H nods, mockingly. ]]-
[ Jeff Jarrett ] Just look at Randy Orton.. I made that boy a star!!
-[[ Triple H raises an eyebrow, he knows that's bullshit. ]]-
[ Jeff Jarrett ] You help me find'er.. You might just get a title shot out of it.
-[[ Triple H leans down in Jarrett's face. ]]-
[ Triple H ] First off.. I'm not getting involved... Because if I would've thought of it first..
-[[ He shrugs.. ]]-
[ Triple H ] I'd be doing the same thing.. And besides..
-[[ Triple H goes dead serious.. ]]-
[ Triple H ] When I want a title shot... I'll TAKE one.. Because I am the GAME..
-[[ Jarrett looks pissed as hell.. ]]-
[ Triple H ] And I am... That.. Damn... Good.
-[[ Triple H laughs.. ]]-
[ Triple H ] Choke on that.
He enters his dressing
room, leaving Jarrett to himself.
Chris Masters & Gene Snitsky
Title on the Line: None
Stipulation: Double Dog Collar Match
Referee: Bill Alfonso
Winners: Perry Saturn & Raven via Submission
[ Steve Austin ] If you wanna see "Stone Cold" Steve Austin whip this little bitch's ass, give me a HELL YEAH!!
-[[ The fans erupt, "HELL YEAH!" Austin cups his ear.. ]]-
[ Steve Austin ] I don't know if ya' heard that, Double J... But if ya' didn't.....
-[[ Austin tilts his head back and yells into the microphone. ]]-
[ Steve Austin ] That was an OHHHHHHHHH HELLLLLLLLLL YEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!
-[[ Austin pulls Jillian into a standing position.. She's shaking all over, scared to death.. ]]-
[ Steve Austin ] Remember last week? When I asked ya' if ya' wanted ol' Stone Cold to stun yer ass?
-[[ She nods, crying. ]]-
[ Steve Austin ] Well...... Here's to ya'!
-[[ Austin goes to drill her but.... ".........HEY!" The fans erupt in boos.. Randy Orton storms out onto the ramp with the world championship belt hanging from his hand.. He's still in his suit, he has a microphone in his hand..... ]]-
[ Randy Orton ] Cut my damn music!! This is serious!!
-[[ Austin looks down at Orton, smiling... ]]-
[ Randy Orton ] I'm not out here right now for Jarrett.. I'm not even out here for the Golden Rule...
-[[ Orton looks around, sneering at the people who boo him.. ]]-
[ Randy Orton ] I'm out here for ME!
-[[ Austin laughs, shaking his head.. ]]-
[ Randy Orton ] I know what you want, Steve...... You want.....
-[[ He raises the championship belt over his head.. ]]-
[ Randy Orton ] ...THIS!
-[[ Orton nods and continues.. ]]-
[ Randy Orton ] And if you're wanting a title shot at Body Count.....
-[[ Orton smiles, smugly.. ]]-
[ Randy Orton ] You've got it.
-[[ Huge pop. ]]-
[ Steve Austin ] As much as I'd love to have my first world title win take place on pay-per-view..
-[[ Austin shrugs.. ]]-
[ Steve Austin ] That ain't quite what... Ol' Stone Cold had in mind!
-[[ Orton raises an eyebrow. ]]-
[ Steve Austin ] Hell, I went through all the trouble to kidnap this bitch.. I might as well use'er to get somethin' I really want... So what "Stone Cold" Steve Austin wants.... He wants right now! And what he wants right now, tonight in this ring...... Is a piece o'Randy Orton's ass and that world title belt...... ONNNNNN THE LIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!
-[[ Orton looks shocked..... "My World" hits and Jeff Jarrett storms out onto the ramp, waving his arms around.. He takes the microphone away from Orton and begins yelling at Austin.. ]]-
[ Jeff Jarrett ] NO! Hell no!! Screw you, Austin!!
-[[ Austin chuckles.. Jillian looks at Jarrett like she can't believe he's doing this. ]]-
[ Jeff Jarrett ] Stun her, I don't give a damn!
-[[ Her eyes go wide. ]]-
[ Jeff Jarrett ] But you ain't gettin' no title shot at Body Count and you ain't gettin' no title shot.. EVER!
-[[ The fans erupt in boos.. ]]-
[ Jeff Jarrett ] So SCREW YOU, STEVE AUSTIN!
-[[ Austin shrugs. ]]-
[ Steve Austin ] Well, if that's the case.....
-[[ And then reaches into his camouflage jacket.. And pulls out a PISTOL!! Everyone in the arena gasps.. Even Benoit, Raven, and Saturn look shocked... Jarrett's eyes go wide... Austin puts the gun to Jillian's head!! ]]-
[ Steve Austin ] Then I guess Stone Cold's only option.. Is to blow this bitch's brains out!
-[[ Huge pop! ]]-
[ Jeff Jarrett ] Dammit, Steve!! Damn you to hell....... You want the match... YOU GOT IT!!
-[[ He shoves Orton.. ]]-
[ Jeff Jarrett ] Get down there and defend that title!!
-[[ Jarrett is furious.. Orton looks skeptical.. ]]-
[ Randy Orton ] But he's got... He's got a gun!
[ Jeff Jarrett ] Better you than me.
-[[ Orton grits his teeth and looks down at the belt... And then begins making his way to the ring.. And just as Orton reaches the apron....... KICK WHAM STUNNER ON JILLIAN HALL!! Austin flings the pistol back at Benoit and he catches it, looking down at it in shock... Benoit, Raven, and Saturn slide out of the ring as Charles Robinson runs down to officiate.. ]]-
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin
-[[ Randy Orton hands the world title off to Charles Robinson and charges straight for Austin! They clash in the middle of the ring and begin trading punches like crazy! Orton kicks Austin in the gut and begins forearming in the back but Austin grabs Orton by the legs and trips him up! Austin drives a boot right into Orton's midsection.. Austin turns around, yelling "OH HELL YEAH!!" Orton stands and charges at Austin but Austin sidesteps him.. Orton hits the ropes and turns around... KICK WHAM.. NO! Orton shoves Austin off of him and Austin hits the ropes and comes bouncing back at Orton.. Orton hits Austin with a European uppercut and then kicks him in the gut.. He whips Austin into the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Austin ducks it and spins Orton around.. KICK WHAM STUN-- NO! Orton forearms Austin in the back and spins him around and goes for it... RK- NO! Austin shoves Orton off into the ropes... Orton comes charging back.. KICK WHAM STUNNER!! Austin covers him!! One! Two! Thr-- Ron and Don Harris have jumped the rail and pulled Austin out of the ring!! Austin begins clubbing both men down with lefts and rights and Austin turns around just in time to catch Masters at him from the side.. KICK WHAM STUNNER ON MASTERS!! Gene Snitsky comes charging around the corner of the ring with his dog chain dragging behind him.. KICK WHAM STUNNER ON GENE SNITSKY!! Austin rolls back in the ring and begins waiting for Orton to stand back up... Randy slowly stands and turns around with a drunken swagger.... MIDDLE FINGERS.......... STUNNER ON "COWBOY" BOB ORTON!! Bob Orton came from nowhere!! Austin sits up and turns around..... RKO!!! Randy Orton covers him!! One!! TWO!! THRE-- AUSTIN KICKED OUT!! Orton can't believe it!! Austin sits up slowly and Orton drills him in the head with a big right hand.. Orton pulls Austin up and goes for it again... RKO-- NO!! Austin shoves him off! Orton lands hard on his back and sits up, groaning.. Austin taunts him into standing again... KICK WHAM STUNN-- TAZMISSION!! ORTON HOOKS AUSTIN FROM BEHIND IN THE TAZMISSION!! Orton whips Austin around in the hold, trying to make him forfeit... But Austin kicks directly back into Orton's balls!! Orton releases the hold and Austin turns around, smiling... MIDDLE FINGERS........ STUNNER!! Austin covers him!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! "STONE COLD" STEVE AUSTIN IS THE WORLD CHAMPION!! ]]-
Winner & New SGW World Champion: "Stone Cold" Steve Austin via Pin Fall
-[[ Everyone floods the ring... Chris Benoit, Raven, Stevie Richards, the Blue Meanie, Perry Saturn, Dean Malenko, Matt Hardy, Shannon Moore, Captain Lou Albano, Rob Van Dam, Christopher Nowinski, Brian Kendrick, Triple H, CM Punk.. Almost the entire locker room... Randy Orton rolls out of the ring, holding his head as everyone hoists Steve Austin up and begins parading him around the ring..... Orton staggers up by Jarrett.. Jarrett looks at Orton and shakes his head.. ]]-
[ Jeff Jarrett ] You make me sick.
-[[ Jarrett looks away from Orton, his sight disgusting him.. ]]-
[ Jeff Jarrett ] If you want somethin' done right... Ya' do it yourself.
-[[ Jarrett storms to the back and storms right back out with a guitar in his hand.. Jarrett makes his way down to the ring and climbs the steps.. Everyone stops celebrating and looks at Jarrett.... Jarrett enters the ring and everyone parts like the Red sea, leaving only Austin and Jarrett standing face to face.. And Austin grabs Chris Benoit.. And yanks the pistol out of his tights!! Austin jams it in Jarrett's face!! Jarrett drops the guitar out of shock. And Austin smiles and..... PULLS THE TRIGGER.. ]]-
-[[ BLAM! ]]-
-[[ Jarrett stands there with his eyes shut.... And then opens them.. He sees the flag sticking out of the barrel.. ]]-
-[[ KICK WHAM STUNNER ON JEFF JARRETT!! ]]-
-[[ Huge pop. ]]-
The Austin era has BEGUN!