
STROKE:
Fall Out |
May 6th, 2006 | Live From:
Kansas City, Missouri
| Commentators: Joey
Styles & Don Callis
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[ Ken Kennedy ] Mister Jarrett.. Are you alright? -[[ Jarrett tries to push him away but Kennedy won't be denied.. ]]- [ Ken Kennedy ] Would you like me to get you.. An aspirin? Or some BC powder? -[[ Jarrett slumps against the wall, looking to be in great pain after the stunner.. ]]- [ Jeff Jarrett ] Get out o'my face, Kennedy.. Didn't I fire your ass!? -[[ Kennedy nods.. ]]- [ Ken Kennedy ] Well, yes.. But that's beside the point, Jeff.. -[[ Jarrett looks down at the title belt.. ]]- [ Jeff Jarrett ] Listen, Kennedy... I know what you want.. [ Ken Kennedy ] You do? -[[ Jarrett holds up the United States championship.. ]]- [ Ken Kennedy ] Oh, yes.. Yes, I do. Very much so. -[[ Jarrett nods.. Knowing there was ulterior motive to Kennedy's actions.. ]]- [ Jeff Jarrett ] But there's somethin' I want, too.. [ Ken Kennedy ] Name it. [ Jeff Jarrett ] I want Matt Hardy.. Taken out. -[[ Kennedy nods.. ]]- [ Jeff Jarrett ] I already had you booked against him for the Gimmick Title.. But that's done and over with.. -[[ Jarrett sounds bitter as he speaks the next line.. ]]- [ Jeff Jarrett ] Orton couldn't get the job done tonight.. So you get the job done at Body Count.. [ Ken Kennedy ] I will, Jeff.. Anything to get back in your good graces. [ Jeff Jarrett ] And whichever one o'you wins.. -[[ Kennedy offers a big WINK on that comment.. ]]- [ Jeff Jarrett ] Will get the vacant United States championship.. That sound good? [ Ken Kennedy ] It sounds SPLENDID, Jeff. -[[ Kennedy stands upright.. ]]- [ Ken Kennedy ] And I promise.. At Body Count.. You WILL hear... -[[ He bellows.. ]]- [ Ken Kennedy ] The winner of the match.. AND NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW.. SOLID GOLD WRESTLING... UNITED STATES CHAMPION........ MISSSTTEEEEEER...... KENNNNNEEEEDDDDDYYYYYYY!!!!! -[[ A pause.. ]]- [ Ken Kennedy ] ........KENNEDY!! -[[ Jarrett slaps Kennedy on the shoulder.. ]]- [ Jeff Jarrett ] That's what I like to hear.. Now.. Get the job done on Raven tonight and we'll be in business for real.
-[[
Kennedy nods, looking
confident.. ]]- |
The Rock
versus
Ric Flair
Title on the Line:
None
Stipulation:
None
Referee:
Charles Robinson
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Winners: Ric Flair via Pin Fall
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[ Matt Hardy ] This is it, Raven... Randy Orton went and got himself a Mattitude adjustment earlier tonight.. -[[ He grips Raven's shoulder.. ]]- [ Matt Hardy ] You get ahold of Ken Kennedy.. And you let'im know.. That the kind of stuff that's been goin' on the past few weeks.. Is never happening.. Again! -[[ Raven shrugs Hardy's hand off of his shoulder.. ]]- [ Raven ] What I do to Ken Kennedy will be done of my own volition.. -[[ Hardy listens.. ]]- [ Raven ] No ulterior motive.. No message.. The time for messages is over, Matthew. -[[ Hardy looks around, not quite grasping this.. ]]- [ Raven ] The Golden Rule is dead.. It was dead before it began. -[[ A pause. ]]- [ Raven ] And now.. The only rule.. Is Raven's Rules. -[[ He looks at Hardy like he's disgusted to see him.. ]]- [ Raven ] So keep your pep talk to yourself, hero.. Because I'm not listening. -[[ Raven turns to walk away and Matt Hardy spins him back around.. ]]- [ Matt Hardy ] The hell is your problem, man? -[[ Raven pie faces Hardy backward.. ]]- [ Raven ] The remnants of the Golden Rule.. The ones who still choose to stand together even in the face of Jeff Jarrett shunning them like lepers.. They have injured Chris Benoit.. They have tried, although they failed to take out CM Punk and Rob Van Dam... And now, they will try the same thing for me... -[[ Raven shakes his head.. ]]- [ Raven ] I'm not going to the ring tonight to save Solid Gold Wrestling.. -[[ Raven shrugs.. ]]- [ Raven ] I'm going in to save my own ass. -[[ He heads toward the curtain. ]]- [ Raven ] ..Idiot. -[[ Matt Hardy watches him disappear through the curtain.. ]]- [ Matt Hardy ] ..Asshole.
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To the ring.
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Ken
Kennedy
versus
Raven
Title on the Line:
None
Stipulation:
Falls Count Anywhere
Referee:
Scott James
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Winners: Double Pin
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[ Simon Dean ] YEAH! HARDCORE CHAMPION! -[[ He runs his free hand, the other occupied by his gym bag, over the center plate.. ]]- [ Simon Dean ] And nobody does Hardcore.. Like Simon Dean! Yes! -[[ He gives someone off-camera a thumbs up.. ]]- [ Simon Dean ] Hardcore.. Dieting.. That is! HA! -[[ He continues walking and is quickly cut off by.. CM Punk? ]]- [ CM Punk ] You don't deserve that.. [ Simon Dean ] You're right! NOBODY deserves a body.. THIS GOOD! -[[ CM Punk shakes his head, pissed off. ]]- [ CM Punk ] Not your body.. That belt.. You.. Don't.. Deserve it! [ Simon Dean ] You're crazy. I won the match.. I'm the new champion! Yes! [ CM Punk ] Screw that.. I'm challenging you.. Body Count.. You and me, Dean! -[[ Simon Dean laughs.. ]]- [ Simon Dean ] You're a freakin' idiot! You can't get a shot at me.. -[[ He points behind CM Punk.. ]]- [ Simon Dean ] Until you've settled your business with the number one contender! -[[ CM Punk turns around...... GORE!! GORE!! GORE!! RHINO GORED DOWN CM PUNK!! Rhino stands over him, breathing heavily.. He slowly begins to smile...... ]]- [ Simon Dean ] OWNED, LARD ASS! -[[ Rhino looks up at Dean... ]]- [ Rhino ] Got him good... GOT.. HIM.. GOOD! -[[ Rhino then points at Dean and makes the title belt motion around his waist... Dean's smile immediately fades. ]]- [ Rhino ] See you BOTH.. At Body Count!
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Fade.
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Matt
Striker
versus
The Sandman
Title on the Line:
None
Stipulation:
None
Referee:
Charles Robinson
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Winner: Matt Striker via Pin Fall
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[ Ric Flair ] David... Woo.. What.. The hell.. Is goin' on!? -[[ David giggles.. ]]- [ Ric Flair ] I'm talkin' to you, son.. What.. Is.. Causin' all o'this!? [ David Flair ] Oh... Oh my.... -[[ Ric looks confused.. ]]- [ Ric Flair ] What? WHAT!? [ David Flair ] ...mommy's very angry. -[[ Flair shakes his head, slinging his hair in every direction.. ]]- [ Ric Flair ] MOMMY!? MOMMY!? WOO!! DAVID, THIS IS DADDY!! THIS IS.. RIC.. WOO! FLAIR!! -[[ Ric looks like he's going to bust a vessel in his forehead.. ]]- [ Ric Flair ] The limo-ridin'.. Jet plane flyin'.. Wheelin', dealin', kiss stealin'.. SON OF A GUN!! -[[ David Flair doesn't respond.. He just stares at the crowbar and grins.. ]]- [ Ric Flair ] You're killin' me, son.. What's goin' on in that head o'yours, pal!? -[[ David looks up at him, grinning.. His eyes wide.. ]]- [ Ric Flair ] David Flair! Woo! Why are you.. The way.. Woo! You ARE!? -[[ David grumbles.. ]]- [ David Flair ] ...visitors.. -[[ Flair turns around and his own eyes grow wide.. ]]- [ Ric Flair ] Ah, SHIT! -[[ He's suddenly mobbed by "Big" Sal E. Graziano, Little Guido, and Tony Mamaluke!! They begin beating him down and stomping away at him until he curls up into a fetal position and stops defending himself.. Little Guido grabs the crowbar out of David's hand and without even hesitating, cracks him right in the skull with it!! David Flair slumps over.. ]]- [ Little Guido ] YO!! 'CHU FOCKIN' MOOKS!! -[[ Both Flair's are lying completely still.. ]]- [ Tony Mamaluke ] 'Chu motha' focks.. Just got challenged.. Da' Italian way! -[[ Little Guido flicks his hands underneath his chin and drops the crowbar.. ]]- [ Little Guido ] Yeah! We'll see you shnooks at Body Count! -[[ He slaps "Big" Sal on the chest.. ]]- [ Little Guido ] 'Cause once we take out da' Flairs... We be back on da' fast track.. To OUR tag team titles! -[[ He spits on Ric Flair's chest and contorts his face... ]]- [ Little Guido ] 'Chu tink you can beat us? FAHGETTIBOOOOUDDIIIITTT!!!! -[[ The Full-Blooded Italians leave the room.. David Flair's eyes flicker open.. He reaches up and touches the blood that trickles from the wound on his forehead... He looks at it on his fingers and smiles.. ]]- [ David Flair ] I like it... When the red.. Water.. Comes..
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Fade.
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John
Bradshaw Layfield & Rhino
versus
CM Punk & Rob Van Dam
Title on the Line:
None
Stipulation:
None
Referee:
Jimmy Cordaris
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Winner: Rhino & John Bradshaw Layfield via Pin Fall
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[ John Cena ] Hey.. Ya'll know it.. Everything I do in that ring.. -[[ He's in full-character mode.. ]]- [ John Cena ] I don't do it for da' gold.. I don't do it for me... I do it for all o'ya'll.. -[[ He shakes one of their hands.. ]]- [ John Cena ] ..That brought me to da' DANCE! -[[ CRACK! The kids all shriek in terror as Matt Striker stands over Cena's fallen body with an English book in his hand.. Striker shakes his head and the children scatter... Striker kneels next to Cena's body.. ]]- [ Matt Striker ] Corrupting our youth again, Mister Cena? -[[ He sighs. ]]- [ Matt Striker ] That's no good. -[[ He reaches down and picks up Cena's baseball cap that fell off on impact.. Striker casually tosses it aside. ]]- [ Matt Striker ] It's bad enough that your corrupt our airwaves with your.. Explicit lyrics.. -[[ He makes 'quotation fingers.' ]]- [ Matt Striker ] And you're.. Thug lifestyle.. -[[ Striker is disgusted. ]]- [ Matt Striker ] Imbecile. -[[ He continues.. ]]- [ Matt Striker ] But the way you speak.. The words you use.. The way you USE them! -[[ Striker thumps the book. ]]- [ Matt Striker ] It's a verbal holocaust! -[[ He clutches the book tightly now.. ]]- [ Matt Striker ] But.. Worry not. I'll teach you the error of yours ways next week.. Inside the ring. -[[ Striker stands up.. ]]- [ Matt Striker ] After all.. I am Matt Striker... YOUR teacher.
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Striker drops the book
on Cena's head and walks off camera.
]]- |
"Stone
Cold" Steve Austin(c)
versus
Kurt Angle
Title on the Line:
SGW World Heavyweight Championship
Stipulation:
None
Referee:
Charles Robinson
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Winners: "Stone Cold" Steve Austin via Pin Fall
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-[[ Someone in the crowd screams, a woman. ]]- -[[ Austin turns around in time to see Mike Awesome climbing over the rail, entering through the crowd.. Awesome has an angry look on his face, coming toward the ring with purpose.. He slides underneath the bottom rope and charges straight for Austin.. Austin throws his beers to the side and begins trading punches with Awesome! Awesome nails Austin with a stiff knee lift and begins forearming him in the back.. The fans are booing loudly.. What is Mike Awesome doing out here? Awesome pulls Austin's head between his legs and calls for it.. "YEAH! AWESOME BOMB!! YEEEEAH!!" He lifts Austin up and begins running.. But Austin slips out from behind him and Awesome spins around "FUUUUUUCK!!" KICK WHAM STUNNER ON MIKE AWESOME! Mike Awesome goes flying! Austin turns around, waggling his head.. And comes face to face with.... ]]- -[[ Lance Storm! ]]- -[[ Lance Storm stands, supported by his crutches with fear in his eyes.. He clearly expected Awesome to get the job done tonight.. Austin stares at Storm and smiles, pointing at Storm's hindered leg.. Storm looks down at his own leg and then swallows hard.. He knows he's screwed... And Elix Skipper blasts Austin from behind! Austin turns around and begins laying into Skipper with punches, when-- ]]- -[[ CRACK! ]]- -[[ Lance Storm blasts Steve Austin in the back of the head with one of his crutches!! Austin drops to one knee and Storm runs.... RUNS! RUNS!! He's running!! He hits the ropes...... And drop kicks Austin right in the back of the head!! Lance Storm's injury was FAKE!! Mike Awesome pulls himself to his feet... Storm flips Austin over and begins punching away at his head.. Mike Awesome grabs one of the crutches and begins shoving it hard into Austin's throat, choking him.. Storm calls for a microphone.. He crouches down next to Austin, a diabolical look in his eye. ]]- [ Lance Storm ] Steve Austin.. Three words... -[[ The fans boo. ]]- [ Lance Storm ] Number.. One.. Contender! [ Mike Awesome ] YEAH! FUCK YEAH! NUMBER ONE! LIKE NELLY, FUCKER!! YOU BETTER WATCH WHO YOU'RE TALKIN' 'BOUT, RUNNIN' YOUR MOUTH LIKE YA' KNOW ME!! FUCK YEAH!! AWESOME!! AWESOME BOMB!! -[[ Storm doesn't even flinch at Awesome's comments, he's so into the zone.. ]]- [ Lance Storm ] You are looking at the man.. Who has yet to be pinned in Solid Gold Wrestling... -[[ Awesome pushes the crutch harder into Austin's throat.. ]]- [ Lance Storm ] You are looking at the man who will take your championship from you at Body Count.. -[[ Loud boos.. Austin's face is contorted in pain.. And anger. ]]- [ Lance Storm ] And when that happens.. You will have no one to blame..... But yourself! -[[ Storm looks up at Awesome.. ]]- [ Lance Storm ] Mike... Do what you do.. Best! -[[ Mike Awesome's eyes light up like a kid on Christmas morning. ]]- [ Mike Awesome ] ELIX... FUCK YEAH.. GET THE FUCKIN' TABLES!! [ Elix Skipper ] Man, shit, why I gotta get da' tables!? [ Mike Awesome ] YOU KNOW WHY!! YEAH!! FETCH THE TABLES, BOY!! AWESOME BOMB!! -[[ Elix Skipper obliges and rolls out of the ring.. He pulls a table from beneath the ring and slides it underneath the bottom rope.. Mike Awesome begins setting the table up in the corner of the ring.... Awesome turns around and he and Storm pull Austin up to his feet.... Austin tries fighting back but Storm kicks him in the groin, ending the comeback before it properly begins..... And Awesome sets him up....... Running Awesome Bomb through the table!! Austin lays motionless in the wooden rubble.. Lance Storm then turns, smiling, and picks up the SGW World Heavyweight Championship belt.. He holds it at waist level.. He appears completely fixated with it.. ]]- -[[ The camera zooms in on the shot of Storm with the championship belt.. ]]- -[[ Austin / Storm II at Body Count! ]]-
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Fade.
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