-[[ John Bradshaw Layfield walks into Jeff Jarrett's office with a big smile on his face.. He's not dressed to wrestle at all, decked out in his full suit.. As he approaches the desk in which Jarrett is seated behind, he removes his cowboy hat and holds it front of his stomach, almost like he's nervous to begin speaking... ]]-

[ John Bradshaw Layfield ] Mister Jarrett.. I stand before you today with a request..

-[[ Jarrett looks up at him.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] ..Shoot.

-[[ Layfield continues.. ]]-

[ John Bradshaw Layfield ] Well.. You see.. Ever since Solid Gold Wrestlin' graced the wrestlin' business again, I've had my sights set on ruinin' the career of Chris Benoit.. And last week.. I did just that when I took Chris Benoit out o'action and put the Hardcore title around the waist o'Simon Dean...

[ Jeff Jarrett ] I saw that.. It was refreshin' to see somebody around here that's able to set a goal and achieve it.. But what's this gotta do with your request?

-[[ Layfield smiles... He places the hat on the desk.. ]]-

[ John Bradshaw Layfield ] Well.. That's exactly it, ya' see.. I was supposed to be the special guest referee for Rhino and Benoit's hardcore title match.. But.. Ha ha.. That match obviously ain't happenin' now..

-[[ A pause.. ]]-

[ John Bradshaw Layfield ] So.. I was thinkin'.. Since you got a problem with Raven.. And I got a problem with Raven... You let me go out there and referee that match he's got with Kurt Angle at Body Count!

-[[ Jarrett nods.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] I like the way you think, Layfield.. You're gonna go far.

-[[ Jarrett's voice then changes slightly.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] You just.. Be sure to call that match.. Right down the middle.

-[[ Layfield laughs and puts the cowboy hat back on his head.. ]]-

[ John Bradshaw Layfield ] Hey.. I called Benoit's match with Dean right down the middle.. And you can expect more o'the same when I referee Raven versus Kurt Angle........ That's a Bradshaw guarantee!

[ Jeff Jarrett ] That's what I like to hear.

-[[ They shake hands. ]]-
 

-[[ Jillian Hall stands in the corner looking terrified.. Steiner, Triple H, and the Rock eyeball each other, waiting on the other to make the first move.. Steiner shrugs and goes straight for the Rock, kicking him in the gut and whipping him into the ropes.. Steiner catches him.. Spinebuster! Steiner stands back up.. Triple H nails him with a high knee!! Steiner goes staggering backward and falls through the ropes to the outside! Triple H pulls The Rock to his feet and throws him into the turnbuckle.. Triple H begins kneeing the Rock in the gut but the Rock reverses it, throwing Triple H into the corner.. The Rock begins punching away at Triple H, spits in the hand, and nails him with one more! Triple H nearly flies over the top rope and Steiner slides back into the ring.. He charges at the Rock's back but the Rock anticipates it, sidesteps it and Steiner nails Triple H with a corner clothesline! Triple H staggers out of the corner and flops onto the mat! The Rock spins Steiner around.. The Rock begins punching away at him and whips him in to the ropes.. Spine buster on Steiner! The Rock stands up and kicks Steiner in the shoulder.. And slowly removes the elbow pad! The Rock runs the ropes.. Back and forth..... PEOPLE'S ELBOW! The Rock covers him! One! Two! Thr-- Jillian comes out of her corner to pull the Rock off of Steiner!! The Rock sits up, looking furious, and begins advancing on her.. The fans are buzzing in anticipation..... And the Rock grabs her for the ROCK BOTTOM! He turns around to show her off to the crowd... KICK WHAM PEDIGREE!! Jillian falls to the side and rolls out of the ring! Triple H covers the Rock! One! Two! Three!! TRIPLE H IS THE NEW CHAMPION!! ]]-

-[[ Jillian Hall personally presents Triple H with the championship belt.. He smiles, holds it in front of his face and then shrugs..... KICK WHAM PEDIGREE ON JILLIAN HALL!! Triple H stands up, pumping his fists and yelling and throws the belt over his shoulder.. He walks up the ramp laughing as she lays motionless in the middle of the ring. ]]-
 

-[[ Kurt Angle, Ken Kennedy, and the Big Show are walking through the parking lot.. They seem to be in quite a hurry as they look around for their vehicle unsuccessfully.... ]]-

[ Kurt Angle ] YEAH! That sent them a message... Loud and clear!

-[[ They continue looking around.. ]]-

[ Ken Kennedy ] Might I say.. That what we did to those two.. LOSERS.. Is only a taste.. A mere TASTE.. Of what they will receive at our hands at Body Count! A taste!

-[[ He points to himself.. ]]-

[ Ken Kennedy ] And we.. Will be the WINNERS..... AND THEY..

-[[ He guffaws like a donkey.. ]]-

[ Ken Kennedy ] ..WILL BE THE LOSERS!

-[[ He slaps his forehead with his index and thumb extended.. ]]-

[ Ken Kennedy ] ........LOSERS!!

-[[ They're all still in their wrestling gear.. Angle rips his straps down.. ]]-

[ Kurt Angle ] ..YEAH!!

-[[ Angle is shaking all over, breathing heavily.. ]]-

[ Kurt Angle ] I'm going to make Raven.. Tap out!!

-[[ He grits his teeth.. ]]-

[ Ken Kennedy ] And Matt Hardy... Is going to find out first hand.. That after tonight's fluke victory..... His career can only.... PLUNGE from here on out!

-[[ Kennedy laughs.. ]]-

[ Ken Kennedy ] Get it?!

[ The Big Show ] Yeah. I get it.

[ Ken Kennedy ] My finishing move is the Green Bay Plunge! His career....

-[[ Kennedy motions his hand downward.. ]]-

[ Ken Kennedy ] ........Is going to plunge!

-[[ Kurt Angle's eyes go wide.. ]]-

[ Kurt Angle ] That's witty!

-[[ They high five... And then Matt Hardy comes from nowhere and blindsides the Big Show!! Matt Hardy turns around and begins throwing punches like crazy all over Ken Kennedy and Kurt Angle but the Big Show is already back up and he nails Matt Hardy with a big right hand! They begin stomping Matt Hardy into the ground and.. Then... CRACK! RAVEN!! RAVEN!! Raven hit the Big Show with a chair!! Angle and Kennedy scatter, going for their car and the Big Show doesn't go down!! He just takes the shot in the back and follows them away from the attacker..... Raven throws the chair down and extends his hand to Hardy.. Hardy looks up at him, pissed...... And Raven nails him with the EVENFLOW ON THE CHAIR...... ON THE PAVEMENT!! Raven swipes his hair out of his eyes and walks off, shaking his head.. The fuck is going on!? ]]-
 

-[[ David Flair cowers in the corner, clutching his crowbar.. He's still in pain from the gore earlier tonight.. Simon Dean slowly advances on him, not wanting to send David into a rage.. He stares down at Flair on the mat and then shrugs.. And kicks him right in the head!! Simon Dean pulls Flair up to his feet and whips him into the ropes.. Simon ducks and hits Flair with a back body drop! Flair sits up, looking more surprised than in pain and Dean hits the ropes.. And hits him with a dropkick to the back! Simon stands up, "YEAH!" and pulls David Flair to his feet.. He forces Flair into the corner and hits him with a chop and then begins punching away at him.. He whips Flair into the opposite corner and follows him in with a splash! Simon waits for Flair to stagger out of the corner and hooks him.. Suplex! Simon Dean springs back up, does some jumping jacks and covers Flair.. One.. Two.. Thr-- David Flair kicked out! Simon looks a little pissed.. He wanders over to his corner and begins sorting through his gym bag... David Flair stalks up behind him and Simon turns around with a handful of Simon System powder and David Flair slaps it up into Dean's face! Simon staggers backward, yelling in pain and David whips him into the ropes.. Clothesline! Another clothesline! And David Flair begins choking Dean! Dean reaches up and rake Flair's eyes.. David staggers back and Simon sits up slowly, rubbing his eyes.. He stands up and the referee is checking on Flair.. Simon Dean turns around, wiping his eyes.. And GORE! GORE! GORE! RHINO GORED SIMON DEAN!! Rhino rolls out of the ring and escapes through the crowd! David Flair scrambles over.. He covers him! One! Two! Three! David Flair has pulled this one out of nowhere! ]]-

-[[ Simon Dean slowly staggers to his feet... And David Flair.. BLASTS HIM with a CROWBAR!! Simon Dean goes down in a heap with blood spraying out of his forehead.. And he doesn't move again.. David Flair kneels down next to him.. And hits him again.. And again! Simon Dean... My God.. Simon Dean could be dead.. David Flair rolls out of the ring, giggling and clutching his crowbar tightly to his chest.. The fans.. They just don't know what to think.. ]]-
 

-[[ Vince Russo is freaking out in the backstage area after seeing the end of the match that just took place.. Russo shakes his head and sits down in a chair before turning off the monitor.. He looks to be in utter disbelief.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] This shit is ridiculous.. Simon Dean's fuckin' DONE..

-[[ Russo runs his hands through his hair.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] God dammit.. Anotha' fuckin' title vacated..

-[[ He stands up, shaking his head.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] Does no one win a title from the fuckin' person that held it before'em anymore!?

-[[ Vince Russo is unbelievably furious.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] Fuckin' Solid Gold.

-[[ Vince Russo pulls a crew member from off-camera.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] Get someone down to that fuckin' ring and grab that Hardcore title.. Dean obviously ain't makin' it to Body Count.. Fuck.. He's PART of the body count now... Anyway.. Grab that fuckin' belt.. And tell somebody that the next match.. Is gonna be for the vacant Hardcore championship!

-[[ There's a sudden crashing sound as the monitor that was just sitting next to Russo goes crashing on the floor and explodes in a shower of sparks and broken glass.. Russo looks shocked as hell.. And then he sees Rhino staring at him and breathing heavily.. ]]-

[ Rhino ] The next match!? The winner of the next match gets that fuckin' belt!? THAT'S BULLSHIT, RUSSO!! THAT.. ISSSS... BULLSHIIIIT!!

-[[ Rhino rushes forward and pushes Russo up against the wall.. ]]-

[ Rhino ] I took out CM Punk.. Fucking twice!!

-[[ He slams Russo against the wall for a second time.. ]]-

[ Rhino ] And the only reason David Flair had the fuckin' CHANCE to do what he did to Simon Dean.. Is because he fell victim..... TO THE FUCKIN' GORE!!

-[[ Rhino breathes heavily in Russo's face.. Russo looks terrified.. ]]-

[ Rhino ] And you're giving.. That god damn belt.. A belt I HAVE EARNED.. EARNED....... EARNED!!!! To some.. Fuckin' nobody.. In.. The next.. MATCH!? I ought to KILL YOU WHERE YOU STAND!!

-[[ Vince Russo swallows hard.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] I.. Think.. Ya' overreactin'..

-[[ Rhino is yelling so loudly that spit flies out of his mouth.. ]]-

[ Rhino ] I'm not fucking overreacting.. THIS IS HOW I FUCKING TALK!!

-[[ Russo puts his hands up as best he can.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] Rhino.. I promise you.. If you put me down.. You'll get your opportunity.. Next week at Body Count.. Whoeva' wins the next match and gets that championship belt..... You get'em at Body Count.. FOR the belt.. That okay?

-[[ Rhino grits his teeth.. ]]-

[ Rhino ] ....Yes.

-[[ He lets Russo down.. ]]-

[ Rhino ] And I promise YOU.. If something ELSE happens.. And I get screwed out of that championship belt AGAIN... It will be you, Russo.. That feels the fucking.. GORE........... GORE............. GORE!!!!

-[[ Rhino stomps over, leaving Russo in horror.. ]]-
 

-[[ All four men collide in the center of the ring and begin brawling like crazy.. Jerry Lynn pairs off with Rob Van Dam and they begin trading shots until Jerry Lynn hip tosses Van Dam out of nowhere and begins stomping away at him.. The Sandman and Tommy Dreamer begin punching and kicking away at each other until Dreamer whips Sandman into the ropes and clotheslines him over the top and to the floor.. Dreamer follows him out and whips him into the guardrail.. Van Dam fights back to his feet and whips Lynn into the ropes.. Lynn comes back and ducks a clothesline.. Van Dam turns around and Lynn throws a drop kick but Van Dam sidesteps it and leg drops Lynn right across the throat! Van Dam hits the ropes..... ROLLING THUNDER! Van Dam springs up and goes to the top rope...... FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!! JERRY LYNN MOVES! Van Dam springs up, holding his gut and Lynn catches him...... CRADLE PILEDRIVER! He covers him! One! Two! Three! ]]-

[ Eliminated: Rob Van Dam via Pin Fall ]

-[[ Tommy Dreamer grabs a chair and wraps it around the Sandman's head! Sandman goes down in a heap and Dreamer covers him.. One! Two! Thr- Sandman kicked out! Sandman begins to stand up and Dreamer begins punching away at his head.. Sandman knees Dreamer in the gut and begins fighting back.. But Jerry Lynn baseball slides under the bottom rope and sends the Sandman crashing straight into Dreamer..... DREAMER DDT!! He covers him! One! Two! Th-- The Sandman kicked out! Dreamer looks surprised and pulls Sandman to his feet, but the Sandman grabs Tommy around the waist.. And flap jacks him across the guardrail!! Tommy flops backward into Sandman's hands.... SINGAPORE SWEEP! He covers Dreamer! One! Two! Three! Tommy Dreamer is GONE! ]]-

[ Eliminated: Tommy Dreamer via Pin Fall ]

-[[ The Sandman turns around and is immediately taken down by Jerry Lynn with a plancha! Jerry Lynn begins punching away at the Sandman's head, trying to keep him down.. He makes a quick cover.. One! The Sandman got a shoulder up.. Jerry Lynn pulls the Sandman to his feet and whips him into the guardrail.. Jerry Lynn follows him in and the Sandman blasts off of the rail and clotheslines him down! The Sandman yanks him up and begins punching away at him repeatedly.. They trade shots and Lynn nails the Sandman with a nice chop.. The Sandman is backed against the ring apron.. Lynn begins chopping and kneeing away at him and the Sandman grabs him and stun guns him over the apron! Sandman tosses Lynn inside the ring and begins climbing the turnbuckles.. And the Sandman goes flying off with a guillotine leg drop! He covers Lynn! One! Two! Thr-- Lynn kicked out! The Sandman rolls out of the ring and grabs his Singapore cane! He rolls back inside and he raises it over his head but Lynn kicks in the balls! Lynn grabs the cane and raises it over his head.. And he gets blasted from behind.. BY SCOTT STEINER!! Steiner grabs the Singapore cane and breaks it over his knee.. And then begins stabbing the jagged end into Lynn's forehead, drawing blood!! Steiner turns Lynn over in the STEINER RECLINER and starts wrenching back on it!! He chokes Lynn completely out and drops him face first on the mat!! Steiner leaves the ring and the Sandman crawls on top of him.. ONE! TWO! THREE! NEW CHAMPION!! The Sandman stands up to begin celebrating, but as soon as he's on his feet...... GORE!! GORE!! GORE!! RHINO GORED DOWN THE SANDMAN!! Rhino rolls out of the ring and grabs a table from under the ring.. He sets it up on the ground and grabs the Sandman.. He pulls him onto the apron...... RHINO DRIVER OFF THE APRON AND THROUGH THE TABLE!! Rhino stands up, screaming obscenities and pulling out his hair.. It's RHINO VERSUS THE SANDMAN AT BODY COUNT!! ]]-
 

-[[ Triple H is walking through the backstage area with the SGW Gimmick Championship slung over his shoulder.. He's got a cocky smirk on his face and appears to be getting great joy out of stopping and staring down random superstars and production crew members.... He shakes his head, almost laughing out loud.. He looks over at this belt.. ]]-

[ Triple H ] It was only a matter of time..

-[[ When he turns his head back around.. He's face to face with John Cena.. John Cena looks Triple H up and down and then settles for staring him right in the face.... Triple H stares right back, showing no fear.. ]]-

[ Triple H ] The hell do you want?

-[[ John Cena shakes his head.. ]]-

[ John Cena ] Man... You just like school in the summa' time..

-[[ A pause.. ]]-

[ John Cena ] ..No class!

-[[ Triple H smirks.. ]]-

[ Triple H ] Original.

-[[ And then it disappears. ]]-

[ Triple H ] Now... Fuck off.

-[[ Triple H pushes past him and continues walking but John Cena's voice catches Triple H's attention one more time.. It stops Triple H dead in his tracks.. ]]-

[ John Cena ] Or what, son? You gonna do to me what you did to a damn woman?

-[[ Cena shakes his head.. ]]-

[ John Cena ] Whatever.

-[[ Cena turns to walk away... But as soon as he does.. Triple H barges up behind him and nails him with a knee lift to the back! John Cena goes crashing forward to the floor and Triple H stays on him, punching away at the back of his head... Triple H grabs Cena by the back of the head and plants him face first into the floor, splattering blood on the hard ground... Triple H pulls Cena's up again and presses the cold metal plate of the Gimmick Championship into his face..... ]]-

[ Triple H ] Will I do to you.. What I did to her!?

-[[ He yells.. ]]-

[ Triple H ] NO!!

-[[ And his voice goes lower, more grim. ]]-

[ Triple H ] I'll do worse..

-[[ He lets John Cena's face flop back onto the floor.. ]]-

[ Triple H ] And since this belt.. Can only be defended.. In gimmick matches.. I'll see you at Body Count......... Sledgehammer.. On a pole!!

-[[ Triple H stands up and kicks Cena in the side.. ]]-

[ Triple H ] ..Ingrate.

-[[ He walks off. ]]-
 

-[[ "Big" Sal doesn't even wait for the bell, he immediately charges at CM Punk's corner and flattens him against the turnbuckles! Sal backs off and CM Punk staggers out of the corner.. Sal grabs him up and GORILLA PRESSES HIM.. And drops him right on his face!! CM Punk tries to pull himself up but "Big" Sal steps on CM Punk's lower back.. And walks on him!! CM Punk screams in pain and Sal picks him up off of the mat.. He throws him so hard into the turnbuckle that he falls straight to the mat, clutching his back.. Sal advances on him and begins to pick him up.. CM Punk begins punching slowly at Sal's stomach, trying to fight back but Sal just laughs and grips CM Punk.... Double handed CHOKE SLAM! Sal stands up... LEG DROP! CM Punk is finished! "Big" Sal then drags CM Punk into the middle of the ring and bounces off of the ropes..... BIG SPLASH!! He covers him..... One! Two! Three! "Big" Sal E. Graziano is the DAMN MAN! ]]-
 

-[[ "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is walking through the backstage area with a pissed off look on his face.. The SGW World Championship dangles from one hand and nearly drags the floor... Austin doesn't look like he gives a damn about anyone or anything at the moment...... And then he crosses paths.. With Edge.. Edge, wearing jeans and a "Rated R Superstar" shirt stops and locks eyes with Austin.. They stare at each other for a bit.. ]]-

[ Edge ] ..Austin.

[ Steve Austin ] ..Edge.

-[[ A pause. ]]-

[ Edge ] Going after them all by yourself again?

-[[ Austin is dead serious. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] Damn right.

-[[ And then.. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] You want me to save some for ya', son?

-[[ Edge smirks.. ]]-

[ Edge ] ..Screw you.

-[[ Austin smiles an evil smile.. ]]-

[ Edge ] In case you didn't notice.. I'm in this for me.

-[[ Austin nods.. ]]-

[ Edge ] And at Body Count.. The Legend Killer.. Is going to BE killed.

-[[ Austin and Edge stare each other down for a bit.. And then.. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] Well... Good luck with that.

-[[ Edge gives Austin a nod.. ]]-

[ Edge ] Same to you.

-[[ Edge turns and walks away.. Leaving Austin to continue his journey. ]]-
 

-[[ We cut somewhere backstage where all we see.. Is the Rock.. The Rock is still in his wrestling gear, dripping with sweat.. He shakes his head, still feeling the effects of the pedigree.. Before you can even soak all of this in, the Rock begins speaking.. ]]-

[ The Rock ] Oh yeah, you guessed it, mama.. The ROCK.. IS HERE!!

-[[ Huge pop. ]]-

[ The Rock ] Moments ago.. The fans saw the Rock.. Get pinned.. But the Rock ain't here to make excuses, oh NO! The Rock.. Is here.. To set the record straight....

-[[ The Rock waits a bit and then drops it on you.. ]]-

[ The Rock ] Ya' see.. That.. That, mama.. That was a Gimmick.. Title match.. And the Rock says this..... If the Gimmicks ain't doin' the Rock no good.. Then the Rock don't want nothin' to do with them gimmicks!

-[[ He waggles his head around and then settles his gaze on you.. ]]-

[ The Rock ] So....... The Rock says.. THIS..

-[[ A pause.. And he continues.. ]]-

[ The Rock ] The Rock is gonna try his hand at another game.. A different.. Game.. The Rock.. Is gonna walk his ass into Body Count.. And he's gonna enter'im self.. Into the Pure Wrestling Invitational!

-[[ He raises an eyebrow.. ]]-

[ The Rock ] Oh yeah.. You heard the Rock... The Rock.. Is goin' traditional!

-[[ The fans are roaring for the Rock.. ]]-

[ The Rock ] And you can bet your ass.. That there's nobody in that match.. That can do.. What the Rock can do.. On the mat.. If ya' smell.. What the Rock.. IS COOKIN'!

-[[ Fade. ]]-
 

-[[ Storm and Jericho begin the match by circling each other in the ring, sizing each other up.. They lock hands for a test of strength and begin fighting over it.. Jericho forces Storm backward until his shoulders touch the mat.. Storm begins to bridge up and force Jericho backward.. He forces Jericho back onto his shoulders and then drives a knee into his midsection, forcing Jericho flat onto the mat.. Storm goes for a quick pin.. One! Jericho powers out.. Jericho springs back to his feet and the two circle each other.. They lock up and Jericho backs into the ropes and sends Storm into the opposite side.. Storm comes back at him and Jericho goes for a clothesline but Storm ducks it and spins Jericho around.. He goes for a super kick but Jericho ducks it and hooks Storm from behind.. He goes for a German suplex but Storm jumps up into a wheel barrow position and rolls Jericho up! One! Two! Jericho kicked out! Both guys roll back to their feet and immediately go for drop kicks and completely miss each other.. They kneel, facing each other and then stand and clash together, tying up.. They fight over it and Storm forces Jericho into the corner.. He nails Jericho with a chop and Jericho spins Storm into the corner and chops him! Jericho begins knee lifting Storm in the gut and Storm kicks Jericho right in the crotch! Jericho backs up, holding his groin and Storm flies out of the corner and nails Jericho with a clothesline! Storm begins climbing the turnbuckles and waits for Jericho to stand..... Jericho stands up and Storm flies.. MISSILE DROP KICK! Jericho sidesteps it and grabs Storm's ankles.. WALLS OF JERICHO!! But Storm fights it and grabs Jericho's ankle and trips him.. And locks him into the STRAIGHT SHOOTER!! Storm torques it back, putting on extra pressure.. Jericho reaches for the ropes.. His fingers graze them.. And MIKE AWESOME pulls the ropes away, forcing Jericho.. TO TAP OUT! Storm keeps cranking on the move and Chris Jericho keeps tapping.. Storm releases the hold and Mike Awesome climbs into the ring to celebrate.. ]]-
 

-[[ Awesome and Storm briefly celebrate until Chris Jericho begins to stand up and Awesome immediately knocks him down with a lariat and lifts him up...... Running Awesome Bomb!! Chris Jericho splatters on the mat and rolls out of the ring as Awesome points at himself with his thumbs and yells in victory.. Storm and Awesome continue celebrating until..... THE GLASS SHATTERS!! Storm and Awesome both turn toward the ramp and anticipate Austin's entrance, waiting on him to come barging down...... But Austin comes in through the CROWD!! Austin slides underneath the bottom rope and Mike Awesome charges at him!! Austin ducks a lariat...... KICK WHAM STUNNER ON MIKE AWESOME!! Austin turns around and Storm throws another super kick but Austin ducks it and goes for it! KICK WHAM STUNN-- NO!! Storm pushes him off and Austin hits the ropes.... THESZ PRESS!! Austin begins firing in the punches, punching away at Storm's head... And the ring apron begins to move..... JEFF JARRETT SLIDES INTO THE RING WITH A GUITAR!! Austin doesn't see him!! Jarrett taps him on the shoulder......... KABONG!! AUSTIN GOES DOWN!! Storm shoves Austin's limp body off of him and begins punching away at his head... Storm stands up.... Jeff Jarrett rolls back out of the ring and reaches underneath the apron once again and he produces a small cooler...... With a maple leaf on it?! He opens it up and tosses Storm and Awesome a couple of cold ones...... Jarrett calls for a microphone.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] Ya' know.. After listenin' to ya' talk about how everything Canadian is better..

-[[ Jarrett shrugs.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] Compared to this piece o'shit.... I gotta' agree! HA HA!

-[[ Lance Storm takes the microphone.. ]]-

[ Lance Storm ] Mister Jarrett.. You are correct.. I am better than Steve Austin..

-[[ He turns and points to Jarrett.. ]]-

[ Lance Storm ] As are you.. And every member of Team Canada..

-[[ Storm then looks at the can of beer in his hand.. ]]-

[ Lance Storm ] Just as American beer.. Is inferior.. To fine.. Canadian beer!

-[[ Austin begins to stir and tries to stand but he's begun to bleed from a wound on his forehead from the guitar shot.. Lance Storm begins to size Austin up.... And just as Austin reaches a near-standing position, Storm dives forward and blasts Austin in the forehead with the full can of beer!! Austin goes down and Storm hits him again.. And again.. Beer and blood is going everywhere!! Mike Awesome chugs his beer down and throws the can aside before rolling out of the ring and throwing TWO chairs inside the ring.... Lance Storm and Jeff Jarrett set the chairs up, facing each other.... And Awesome rolls back inside.. He lifts Austin to his feet.......... AWESOME BOMB THROUGH THE TWO CHAIRS!! The fans "OOOOH!" in sympathy pain for their champion...... Lance Storm retrieves his Canadian flag from the ring post and slowly drapes it over Austin's body like he's a corpse... Jarrett tosses Storm two more cold ones..... Storm stands over Austin's flag covered body and slams the two beers together.. Storm pours them over his own face, not drinking a DROP.. And then turns the cans up, emptying them right where Austin's face is located...... Storm, as he clutches the beers, has the SGW World Heavyweight Championship draped over his shoulder by Jeff Jarrett.... The fans boo loudly.. ]]-

-[[ Good God.. Is this a preview of what we'll see at Body Count this Sunday!? ]]-

-[[ Fade. ]]-