Date:
Sunday, May 21st, 2006 | Live From:
Dallas, Texas | Commentators: Joey
Styles & Don Callis
[ Jeff Jarrett ] Failure.. -[[ Kennedy looks a bit surprised by Jarrett's lack of sympathy for Orton's misfortune.. ]]- [ Jeff Jarrett ] I gave ya' everything.. And ya' gave me back nothin'.. -[[ Jarrett motions for the EMTs to go ahead and load Orton into the back.. ]]- [ Jeff Jarrett ] Thanks for comin'. -[[ A pause, just before they slam the door. ]]- [ Jeff Jarrett ] Don't forget to write. -[[ It shuts.. Jarrett turns to a large man wearing an ambulance driver uniform.. ]]- [ Jeff Jarrett ] You sure you wanna do this? -[[ Kennedy and the Big Show walk up behind Jarrett, confused.. ]]- [ Ken Kennedy ] Jeff.. What is this? -[[ Jarrett waves Kennedy off.. ]]- [ Jeff Jarrett ] You're sure? -[[ Gene Snitsky nods.. ]]- [ Gene Snitsky ] Sssuuuuure... I.... Aaaaaaaam!! -[[ He breathes heavily.. ]]- [ Ken Kennedy ] Why's he wearing that uniform, Jeff? -[[ No answer.. Snitsky reaches out and touches Jeff's shoulder.. ]]- [ Gene Snitsky ] Just... Rememberrr... No matter.. What.. Happens.... -[[ His eyes go wide as he speaks through clenched teeth.. ]]- [ Gene Snitsky ] THIS.. WASN'T... YOUR... FAULT!! -[[ Snitsky turns around and walks toward the driver's side of the ambulance.. ]]- [ Ken Kennedy ] He's not going to... -[[ Kennedy looks shocked.. ]]- [ Ken Kennedy ] ..Is he? -[[ A gruff voice is heard from behind.. ]]- [ Don Harris ] ..Hold up. -[[ A pause.. ]]- [ Don Harris ] We got one more! -[[ Ron and Don Harris stomp up with a bloody and charred "Cowboy" Bob Orton in their arms... They lift him up.. And H-Bomb him straight through the back door of the ambulance! The impact knocks Orton's stretcher over on its side.. The Harris Brothers both stand back with smiles on their faces.. ]]- [ Don Harris ] Proceed. -[[ The engine begins to rumble... Jarrett calls out.. ]]- [ Jeff Jarrett ] Snitsky...... We'll come back for ya', pal.
..if i leave here
tomorrow.. -[[ The ambulance begins to roll forward.. ]]-
..for i must be
traveling on now.. -[[ It begins to pick up speed.. ]]-
..but if i stayed here
with you, girl.. -[[ It barrels through the parking lot as the former members of the Golden Rule watch.. Some in awe, others in horror.. ]]-
..cause i'm free as a
bird now.. -[[ The ambulance slams head first into an eighteen wheeler and explodes, sending glass, fire and twisted steel in every direction.. It's almost as if the ambulance was loaded with fireworks instead of bodies... ]]- ..lord knows i can't change.. -[[ Jeff Jarrett wipes a single tear from his eye. ]]- [ Jeff Jarrett ] He's as free as a bird now, boys.. -[[ He shakes his head.. ]]- [ Jeff Jarrett ] And that bird.. Ya' can't change. -[[ Ken Kennedy stomps up, shaking his head.. ]]- [ Ken Kennedy ] That's it.. That's it, Jeff.. -[[ Jarrett looks confused.. ]]- [ Ken Kennedy ] I stood by and watched Orton murder Taz.. FINE! -[[ A pause.. ]]- [ Ken Kennedy ] Big Show and myself.. Dug up his parents and I rode his mother's casket.. COOL! -[[ Kennedy puts his hands on his hips.. ]]- [ Ken Kennedy ] But this... THIS.. Is too far. -[[ Jarrett doesn't get it.. ]]- [ Ken Kennedy ] He was one of us, Jeff.. -[[ He raises his index finger in the air.. ]]- [ Ken Kennedy ] You should be ASHAMED of yourself! -[[ He tilts his head back.. ]]- [ Ken Kennedy ] .......ASHAAAAMED! [ Jeff Jarrett ] Is there a point to this, Kennedy? [ Ken Kennedy ] My point is... I've busted my ass.. For a LONG time.. For you. -[[ A pause.. ]]- [ Ken Kennedy ] A lot of risk.. With no reward.. -[[ He presents himself to Jarrett.. ]]- [ Ken Kennedy ] I'm tired of being your job boy bitch, Jeff. -[[ He exhales.. ]]- [ Ken Kennedy ] Find someone else.. I'm outtie. -[[ Kennedy and Big Show storm off.. Jeff Jarrett stands there in disbelief.. ]]- [ Jeff Jarrett ] ...Outtie?!
-[[
Fade.
]]- |
The Full
Blooded Italians
versus
Ric Flair & David Flair
Title on the Line:
None
Stipulation:
None
Referee:
Jimmy Cordaris
|
Winners: The Full Blooded Italians via Pin Fall
[ Trish Stratus ] Edge... Are you okay? -[[ He doesn't answer.. He removes the towel and rests his head on the wall.. ]]- [ Trish Stratus ] I'm talking to you.. Adam.. -[[ He turns around slowly and leans back against the wall... He stares straight ahead.. ]]- [ Trish Stratus ] Do I need to call an ambulance? -[[ He barely breathes the word.. ]]- [ Edge ] ..No. -[[ He's exhausted.. ]]- [ Edge ] ..I'm good.. -[[ He runs his hand through his blood stained hair.. ]]- [ Edge ] ...It's over. -[[ A voice comes from an unobserved corner of the room.. ]]- [ Christian ] Damn right it is.. -[[ Edge turns his head and sees Christian standing next to a table with a monitor on it.. Before Edge can express any joy in seeing his brother, Christian flicks the monitor on and Edge sees the ambulance burning in the parking lot.. Edge's victory is suddenly bitter sweet... ]]- [ Edge ] He's always got to take it one step further, doesn't he? -[[ Christian flicks the monitor off and walks toward Edge.. He extends his hand.. ]]- [ Christian ] Good work tonight, brother.. -[[ Edge accepts it.. And Christian pulls him in for a hug.. Edge holds him tight.. ]]- [ Christian ] ..Just like old times.
-[[
Edge stares straight
ahead.. No emotion.
]]- |
The
Sandman(c)
versus
Rhino
Title on the Line:
SGW Hardcore Championship
Stipulation:
None
Referee:
Nick Patrick
|
Winner & Still Champion: The Sandman via Pin Fall
[ Little Guido ] T'night.. 'Dat was a message! -[[ He flicks his hands underneath his chin.. ]]- [ Little Guido ] 'Chu don't play games wit' da' Full Blooded Italians.. -[[ He turns to the other two.. ]]- [ Little Guido ] Ain't dat right!? -[[ Tony Mamaluke nods, almost jumping up and down.. ]]- [ Tony Mamaluke ] Yeah, 'chu definitely got 'dat right, Guido! [ Little Guido ] Whether Ric walked or not.. 'Chu can't deny what we did tonight!! [ Tony Mamaluke ] 'CHU CAN'T DENY IT! [ Little Guido ] We ain't da' forma'.. UNDEFEATED.. Tag team chamPEENS fa' nuthin', eh!? -[[ Tony Mamaluke waves his hands around.. ]]- [ Tony Mamaluke ] Not fa' nuthin', nah! [ Little Guido ] T'night settles it.. We're back on da' map... Screw da' Flairs.. They're nobodies! -[[ Guido motions around his waist.. ]]- [ Little Guido ] It's time to move on up.. And take back what belongs ta' us! -[[ He stands on his tip toes, trying to get in Sal's face.. ]]- [ Little Guido ] Da' belts we never LOST! -[[ He then turns around to walk away.. And finds himself face to face.. With Christian! ]]- [ Christian ] ..Woop.. Woop.. Woop... Christian's in the house! -[[ He slaps himself on the chest.. ]]- [ Little Guido ] Tha' fock 'chu want!? -[[ Christian smirks.. ]]- [ Christian ] What do I want? I'm here to give you want YOU want. -[[ The Italians look confused.. ]]- [ Christian ] Hello? Tag team champion here! -[[ The Italians suddenly become interested, realizing what Christian is getting at.. ]]- [ Christian ] And now that you're... Back... On the map... I just thought I'd let you know.. -[[ Christian leans in close.. ]]- [ Christian ] Me and my brother, Edge... We accept... Your challenge! [ Little Guido ] Dat's the last mistake chu'll ever make!! -[[ They all laugh.. Christian smirks.. ]]- [ Christian ] Well.. I wouldn't call it a mistake... Buuuuut.... -[[ He shrugs.. ]]- [ Christian ] It will be YOUR last.. Brush with greatness! -[[ Christian dusts off his shoulder. ]]- [ Christian ] Owned, anyone? -[[ He laughs and walks off.. ]]- [ Little Guido ] Oh, that mutha' fock.. We gon' get you yet!
-[[
Fade.
]]- |
"Stone
Cold" Steve Austin(c)
versus
Lance Storm
Title on the Line:
SGW World Heavyweight Championship
Stipulation:
None
Referee:
Bill Alfonso
Outside Referee:
Jimmy Cordaris
Time Keeper:
Elix Skipper
Ring Announcer:
Mike Awesome
|
Winner: Double Disqualification
[ Austin retains
]
|