-[[ We cut backstage where security is swarming Raven and Matt Hardy, doing everything they can to keep them apart.. The entire area is hectic and you can tell from the debris that this fight has been going on strong ever since it started during the last segment.. The two are finally pulled apart.. ]]-

[ Raven ] WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME, HARDY!?

-[[ Raven tries to go after him again.. He's quickly held in place.. ]]-

[ Raven ] WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?

-[[ Hardy reaches for him, but the security is too tight. ]]-

[ Matt Hardy ] You know damn well what I want, Raven!!

-[[ He begins trying to fight them off.. ]]-

[ Matt Hardy ] Let me go!! Let me go, dammit!!

-[[ They're not budging.. ]]-

[ Matt Hardy ] I just wanna talk!!

-[[ The security relaxes a bit, allowing the two to stand without having their arms restrained.. ]]-

[ Matt Hardy ] What do I want!?

-[[ They're only a few feet apart from each other.. ]]-

[ Matt Hardy ] You started this, Raven!!

-[[ Raven shakes his head, disbelieving.. ]]-

[ Raven ] Do you realize.. How much of an egomaniacal half-wit you are!?

[ Matt Hardy ] Egomaniacal!? You're calling ME egomaniacal!?

-[[ The security begins to tighten up a bit more.. Expecting a fight.. ]]-

[ Matt Hardy ] Ever since I got here in Solid Gold, you've treated me like I don't matter!!

-[[ Raven points his hand at Hardy.. Annoyed. ]]-

[ Raven ] Because you don't!! You're an overbearing imbecile that doesn't know when to mind his own damn business!!

-[[ Hardy looks offended.. ]]-

[ Raven ] You stuck your nose in my business with Jarrett.. And now.. Tonight!!

-[[ Raven yells right in his face.. ]]-

[ Raven ] YOU ROBBED ME OF MY REVENGE.. REVENGE THAT I DESERVE.. AGAINST CHRIS MASTERS!!

-[[ Matt Hardy yells right back at him.. ]]-

[ Matt Hardy ] Screw Chris Masters, Raven!! Screw Chris Masters!!

-[[ And then his voice lowers.. ]]-

[ Matt Hardy ] That's your problem, Raven.. You overlooked me back then.. Just like you're overlooking me NOW!!

[ Raven ] You're insignificant to the grand scheme of things--

[ Matt Hardy ] Shut up!! At Total Destruction.. You're facing ME, not Chris Masters!!

-[[ A pause.. ]]-

[ Matt Hardy ] And if you overlook me, Raven.. You'll lose your title.. And I will beat your ASS!!

-[[ Another pause.. Hardy smirks.. ]]-

[ Matt Hardy ] Just like Chris Masters.. Did to Alexis at Body Count!!

-[[ Raven doesn't even hesitate, he lunges right for Matt Hardy, his fingers grazing him before security floods over them both and drags them kicking and fighting to their dressing rooms... ]]-
 

-[[ The ring of fire is set up around the squared circle.. Kane stands across the ring from the champion.. Triple H looks around, not looking happy about this match choice.. Triple H and Kane clash in the middle of the ring and with every point of impact, the flames rise higher around the ring.. Kane and Triple H trade punches and Triple H knees Kane low.. He whips Kane into the ropes and nails him with a high knee!! Triple H pulls Kane back to his feet and tries to force him into the fire quickly but Kane fights him off.. Kane gets back to his feet and Triple H jumps back on him, punching and kneeing at him but Kane fights back and nails Triple H with a throat thrust!! Triple H goes down and Kane stays on him, stomping away.. Kane pulls Triple H back to his feet and whips him into the ropes.. Kane goes for a big boot but Triple H ducks it.. Kane turns around and Triple H runs right into his hand...... CHOKE SLAM!! Kane begins dragging Triple H toward the flames but Triple H finds his senses fast enough to fight it.. He nails Kane with a low blow and gets up quickly, hooks him.. PEDIGREE!! Triple H and Kane both lay motionless for a bit.. Triple H gets up and... KANE SITS UP DEAD MAN STYLE!! Triple H looks terrified.. Kane stands and stares at Triple H.. Triple H begins slugging away at Kane's head, trying to put him back down but Kane won't be denied.. Kane lifts Triple H up for a TOMBSTONE but Triple H slips out behind him and pushes Kane forward into the ropes and almost into the fire.. Triple H charges up behind him with a high knee but Kane moves and Triple H hits the ropes and almost falls over into the flames... Kane advances on him.. And VINCE McMAHON runs to ringside and throws Triple H his SLEDGE HAMMER!! As Kane charges closer, Triple H drills Kane right in the forehead with the hammer!! Kane staggers back, no-selling it, and grips Triple H by the throat.. Triple H drops the sledgehammer in the fire.. And Kane lifts him up but Triple H gouges Kane in the eyes..... KICK WHAM PEDIGREE!! And here comes Vince Russo.. Vince Russo is ordering that bell be rung.. What the hell is going on!? ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] Ring that fuckin' bell!! This match.. Is ova'!!

-[[ The fans don't know what to think.. Triple H is confused.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] The rules o'this match clearly state.. That tha' fuckin' match ends when a man's body.. Or a part o'his body.. Is lit on fuckin' FIRE!!

-[[ Triple H shrugs.. "Your point?" ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] And you said ya' self, Triple H.. Ya' said it right to my face...

-[[ He points to the sledgehammer in the fire.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] THAT SLEDGEHAMMA'.. IS A PART O'YOU!!

-[[ Triple H looks furious.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] SO....... YOU LOSE!! KANE IS DA' NEW CHAMPION!!

-[[ Russo laughs.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] AIN'T THAT A BITCH!?

-[[ Russo laughs and goes to the back as Triple H stands in the ring, unable to chase him due to the ring of fire.. Triple H has lost his championship belt.. Kane pulls himself up and Triple H kicks him in the gut.. And drops him with another pedigree!! Triple H stands tall, even in defeat.. ]]-
 

-[[ We cut to the parking lot... And we see the Austin 3:16 truck.. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is already back in street clothes and making his way toward with his bags in one hand and the SGW World Heavyweight Championship in the other.. As he opens the driver's side door and prepares to climb inside, he hears a voice.. ]]-

[ Ken Kennedy ] Steve! Steve, wait!!

-[[ Austin slings his bags inside the truck and turns around.. ]]-

[ Ken Kennedy ] Hold up, Steve..

-[[ Austin stares him down, not knowing how to react.. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] The hell do you want?

-[[ Ken Kennedy puts his hands up in mock-defense.. ]]-

[ Ken Kennedy ] Easy, Steve.. Easy.

[ Steve Austin ] Easy, hell, son.. You're runnin' up on me in the parkin' lot, screamin' my name like somebody's got your balls in a damn vice and on top o'that, ever since Solid Gold Wrestlin' got started, ya've had your head so far up Jeff Jarrett's ass that I can't tell where he ends and you begin!!

-[[ Kennedy swallows hard.. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] So... Excuse the hell out o'me if I'm not exactly.. Receptive!

-[[ Kennedy smiles uneasily.. ]]-

[ Ken Kennedy ] I totally understand your position in the matter, Steve!

[ Steve Austin ] Good. Then ya' can understand why I'm tellin' ya' to kiss my ass.

-[[ Austin turns and begins to climb back in his truck but Kennedy is persistent.. ]]-

[ Ken Kennedy ] Steve, I want to help you!!

-[[ Austin stops in his tracks.. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] Don't need no help.

-[[ He slowly turns around.. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] 'Specially not from you.

[ Ken Kennedy ] But I--

[ Steve Austin ] But nothin', ya' little bastard.

-[[ Austin takes a few steps toward him.. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] I know what you're playin' at, son.. And I ain't fallin' for it!!

-[[ Ken Kennedy gets it suddenly and almost dies laughing.. ]]-

[ Ken Kennedy ] Wait.. Wait.. You think I'm going to SWERVE you, right?

-[[ He tilts his head back, bellowing.. ]]-

[ Ken Kennedy ] You couldn't be.. MORE.. Wrong!

-[[ Kennedy eases up a bit.. ]]-

[ Ken Kennedy ] My dealings with Jeff Jarrett.. Are OVER, Steve.. I have seen the light!

-[[ He points at Steve.. ]]-

[ Ken Kennedy ] And I want to put him in his place.. Once.. And for ALL!

-[[ Steve shakes his head.. ]]-

[ Ken Kennedy ] Please, Steve.. Let me be your partner at Total Destruction... I need this!

-[[ Austin stares at him hard.. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] No.

-[[ He climbs inside the truck and drives off, leaving Kennedy standing there in defeat.. ]]-
 

-[[ Daniels, Michaels, and Jericho all face off in the middle of the ring.. Michaels and Jericho stop arguing, shrug and slug down Daniels!! They both yanks Daniels up off of the mat and whips him into the ropes.. They both kick him in the gut.. Double suplex!! Daniels rolls out of the ring.. Michaels and Jericho then look at each other and begin duking it out!! Michaels nails Jericho with a sick chop and pushes him back into the ropes.. He goes to whip him into the ropes but Jericho reverses it and sends Michaels in.. Jericho charges at him and nails him with a flying reverse elbow! Michaels goes down hard.. Jericho pulls him back up and whips him into the ropes again but Daniels trips him from the outside and Jericho BLASTS HIM with a running enziguri! Michaels does a complete front flip! Christopher Daniels rolls back inside the ring and begins slugging it out with Jericho! He pushes Jericho into the ropes and clotheslines him over the top rope!! Daniels points at Michaels, laying on the mat.. Daniels hits the ropes.... BEST MOONSAULT EVER! Michaels moves!! Daniels hits nothing!! Michaels hits the ropes and catches Daniels as he stands up.. Flying forearm! Kip up! Michaels begins climbing the ropes..... FLYING ELBOW DROP!! The fans are going nuts.. Michaels begins tuning up the band... Christopher Daniels staggers to his feet...... SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! Michaels hits it!! Daniels goes down.. And Chris Jericho slips underneath the bottom rope, school boys Shawn Michaels as he celebrates.. One! Two! Three!! Chris Jericho has stolen this match!! ]]-
 

-[[ We suddenly see Kane sitting in a folding chair with the SGW Gimmick Championship laid out in the floor in front of him.. The camera work isn't professional SGW camera crew quality.. It's shaky.. Home movie quality.. When you hear the voice, you realize you're watching Kane on the Shelley-Cam..... ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] That's the shit I'm talkin' about, Kane!

-[[ Vince Russo hops into the shot, yelling right in Kane's face.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] You big, red bastard! You took Triple H's shit OUT!

-[[ The Undertaker is looming in the background, shaking his head.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] That's not wrestlin'.. That's enta'tainment, bitch! Fuck yeah!

-[[ Kane snorts.. ]]-

[ Kane ] ...Enter..Tainment..

-[[ Russo nods, slapping Kane on the shoulder.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] I only wish ya' coulda' lit his whole body on fire.. At least his head..

-[[ He turns to the camera.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] But I gotta give my boy, Shelley, some fuckin' credit..

-[[ Russo laughs.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] Twistin' his words around and usin'em to take his fuckin' title.. Genius! You're a fuckin' genius!

-[[ Shelley turns the camera to himself and taps his temple with his index finger, smiling.. ]]-

[ Alex Shelley ] And a damn handsome man, if I may say so myself!

[ Vince Russo ] That, too, but I ain't gay.. I ain't gay.

-[[ Russo turns back to Kane.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] I got somethin' for ya'.. I know how much ya' like pain and shit.

-[[ He puts his hand on Kane's shoulder.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] Since you did so good at takin' out Triple H tonight.. Next week..

-[[ He smiles.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] Ya' get to take out some o'Jarrett's dirty laundry... That's right.. You get to be da' boss' right hand!

-[[ Kane looks up, interested.. A half-smile on his face.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] You get to take out... Raven!

[ Kane ] ...Raven?

[ Vince Russo ] And since that's how he likes his matches.. It'll be.. Raven's Rules!

[ Kane ] Raven's.... Rules.. I like that..

[ Vince Russo ] No titles on the line of course.. Because he doesn't deserve yours.. And..

-[[ Russo shrugs.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] Afta' Cena's done with'im.. He won't have one to defend anyway!

-[[ The Undertaker taps Kane on the shoulder.. ]]-

[ The Undertaker ] Let's go.. I've heard enough..

-[[ Kane looks up at Taker and then back at Russo... He stands.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] Make sure he don't make it to Total Destruction... Raven and Hardy won't draw shit.

-[[ Undertaker pulls Kane toward the door.. ]]-

[ The Undertaker ] ..Now.

-[[ They leave the dressing room and as they exit.. Colt Cabana enters.. Russo looks up at him.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] The fuck are you?

-[[ Cabana looks around.. ]]-

[ Colt Cabana ] I'm.. Uh.. Colt Cabana.. I wrestled earlier tonight.

-[[ Alex Shelley laughs behind the camera.. ]]-

[ Alex Shelley ] No, you didn't.

[ Colt Cabana ] Yeah, I did..

[ Alex Shelley ] Seriously?

-[[ Cabana nods.. Russo looks like something just hit him. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] I rememba' you now.. Ya' came to the ring with the pair o'tits.

[ Colt Cabana ] Huh?

[ Vince Russo ] Traci Brooks.. She's got some fine ass titties, don't she?

[ Colt Cabana ] ..I guess.

[ Vince Russo ] Think you could get her to show'em to me? Maybe suck my dick a little bit?

[ Colt Cabana ] I don't see that happening.

[ Alex Shelley ] How about mine? The fans demand an Alex Shelley sex tape!

[ Colt Cabana ] She's not that kind of girl.. Trust me.

-[[ Russo chuckles.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] Sure, she is.. Maybe ya' just ain't shakin' ya' dong at her the right way.

-[[ The Shelley-Cam shakes with Shelley's laughter.. ]]-

[ Alex Shelley ] He wouldn't know how to use it anyway.. One of those pure wrestling idiots.. Wrestling with Ring of Honor and masturbating constantly to Kobayashi versus Sake Hasegawa.. Pathetic!

-[[ Russo looks up at Cabana.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] Pure wrestlin', eh? Ya' think ya' can outwrestle my boy, Shelley, here?

[ Alex Shelley ] Yeah, right.

[ Colt Cabana ] There's not a doubt in my mind.

-[[ Russo and Shelley exchange glances.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] We'll see about that next week, kid.. Now, fuck off.

-[[ The door suddenly swings open and Triple H charges into the room!! Alex Shelley throws his camera down and begins trading punches with Triple H! Triple H takes control and whips Shelley hard into the wall!! He then turns and grabs Russo by the hair and slams his head between his legs.. PEDIGREE-- CRACK!! Alex Shelley nailed Triple H from behind with the video camera!! Shelley grabs Russo and they make a run for it down the hallway.. Triple H doesn't go down from the shot.. He just watches them run away like cowards.. He touches the back of his head and looks at his hand.. Blood.. Triple H breathes heavily.. ]]-

[ Triple H ] RUSSSSOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

-[[ He looks back down at his hand.. ]]-

[ Triple H ] You're playing a game... You can't win.

-[[ He turns and looks at Colt Cabana, who witnessed the entire thing.. ]]-

[ Triple H ] Problem?

-[[ Cabana shakes his head and Triple H leaves the room. ]]-
 

-[[ Matt Hardy and Booker T. immediately begin slugging it out, going back and forth with lefts and rights... Booker T. takes the advantage and begins rocking and reeling Matt Hardy with lefts and rights!! Booker T. goes for a spin kick but Hardy ducks it and catches Booker T. by the neck.. SIDE EFFECT!! Hardy covers him quickly.. One! Two! Booker T. got a shoulder up!! Hardy looks pissed.. He pulls Booker T. back to his feet and whips him into the ropes.. Hardy drives both forearms right into Booker T.'s throat!! Booker T. goes down hard, clutching his throat.. Matt Hardy pulls Booker T. to his feet and pushes him back into the corner.. Hardy begins drilling Booker T. with knees and forearms.. Booker T. then comes alive and reverses the positions, putting Hardy in the corner.. Booker T. lays into him with chops and knees and whips Hardy hard into the opposite turnbuckle!! Hardy hits it and comes bounding back out toward Booker T.. STANDING SIDE KICK! Booker T. covers him! One! Two! Thr-- Hardy got a shoulder up!! Booker T. pulls Matt Hardy up off of the mat.. He kicks him in the gut and hits the ropes......... AXE KICK-- NO!! Hardy sidesteps it and hooks Booker T. again.. FOR A SECOND SIDE EFFECT!! Hardy covers him.. One... Two.. Hardy pulls Booker T. up!! He doesn't want the pin like that!! He pulls Booker T. back to his feet and hooks him...... TWIST OF FATE-- NO!! Booker T. pushes Hardy off into the ropes and Hardy comes bouncing back at him.... KICK TO THE GUT.. Booker T. hits the ropes...... AXE KICK!! Hardy goes down!! Booker T. covers him...... One........ Two........... Thr-- MELINA PULLED OUT JIMMY CORDARIS!! Booker T. is shocked!! Melina makes Cordaris look at her cleavage to make him forget about the match.. Christopher Nowinski throws Matt Hardy his title belt.. Booker T. turns around.. BELT SHOT!! Hardy throws the belt back to Nowinski and covers Booker T... Jimmy Cordaris slides back into the ring.... One........ Two.......... Thre-- NO!! Booker T. kicked out!! Matt Hardy can't believe it!! He pulls Booker T. back to his feet but Booker T. can barely stand.. Hardy drills Booker T. in the gut with a knee........ TWIST OF FATE!! He covers him and hooks both legs.. One....... Two....... Three!! Matt Hardy has retained his championship!! ]]-
 

-[[ We cut backstage where John Bradshaw Layfield is being showered with champagne by the Basham Brothers and Orlando Jordan.. Layfield is laughing it up and having a good time.. ]]-

[ John Bradshaw Layfield ] That settles it! HA HA! I defeated five other men in one match!

-[[ He laughs loudly.. ]]-

[ John Bradshaw Layfield ] I truly AM... A WRESTLING....... GOD!

[ Orlando Jordan ] You sho' is, boss!

[ Danny Basham ] You're the best!

[ Doug Basham ] You did it, JBL!

[ Orlando Jordan ] Chu want me to shine yo' shoes, boss!?

-[[ The dressing room door swings open and in steps... Kevin Nash! Layfield's face goes dead serious.. Almost scared. And Nash immediately shoves the Basham Brothers out of the way, boots Orlando Jordan down and yanks up Layfield by his shirt collar and pins him against the wall! ]]-

[ Kevin Nash ] I ought to beat your ass where you stand!!

-[[ Layfield's look of terror quickly fades... Into a smile.. And Nash looks confused.. He slowly turns around.. And Scott Steiner nails him with a lead pipe!! Kevin Nash goes down in a heap and Steiner stands over him, smiling.. ]]-

[ Scott Steiner ] You think you got somethin' to complain about, BOY!?

-[[ He points in Nash's face.. ]]-

[ Scott Steiner ] Tonight.. I got screwed out of the biggest opportunity of my career!

-[[ Steiner leans up, now looking at JBL.. ]]-

[ Scott Steiner ] And now.. You owe me one, mother fucker!

-[[ Layfield nods.. ]]-

[ John Bradshaw Layfield ] Yeah, yeah, yeah.. You'll get what's comin' to ya', Steiner.. Just finish the job!

-[[ Steiner looks back down at Nash.. ]]-

[ Scott Steiner ] With pleasure.

-[[ He leans down to pull Nash off of the ground.. And gets nailed with an AXE KICK!! Booker T.! Booker T. is clearing the house!! Steiner scrambles way, holding his head as fast as he can.. Booker T. and Layfield begin trading shots and Layfield turns to get away.. But walks right into........ THE F-U!! JOHN CENA!! JOHN CENA!! JOHN CENA NAILED JBL WITH THE F-U ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!! Cena and Booker T. slap hands together and help Nash to his feet.. John Cena then turns to the camera.. ]]-

[ John Cena ] NOW, WHAT'CHU GOTTA SAY 'BOUT DAT!?

-[[ Huge pop. ]]-

[ John Cena ] I TAKE OUT JBL.. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT 'CHU WANT!!

-[[ The camera is consumed with his face now.. ]]-

[ John Cena ] And later tonight.. I'm takin' that Intercontinental title.. AND I'MA DEFEND FO' YOU!!

-[[ He yells loudly.. ]]-

[ John Cena ] BECAUSE IN MY HANDS....... IT BELONGS TO YOU!!

-[[ He flips his hat at the camera.. ]]-

[ John Cena ] AH-HAAAAAAA!!

-[[ Fade. ]]-
 

-[[ Rob Conway and Ric Flair tie up to start.. They fight over it and Conway backs Flair into the corner.. Charle Robinson orders a clean break and Ric Flair eye pokes Conway! Conway backs away, holding his eye and Flair runs up on him.. Chop! Woo! Chop! Woo! Conway is reeling!! Flair whips Conway into the ropes.. And chops him across the chest again! The fans erupt.. Flair pulls Conway back to his feet and pushes his chin up.. Chop! And then he blatantly kicks Conway right in the balls!! "WOO!!" Flair chops him again and Conway just drops to his knees... And Flair hits the ropes.. And drives a knee right into Conway's chest!! Flair covers him quickly.. One! Two! Thre-- No! Flair pulls Conway back to his feet and whips him into the ropes.. But Conway reverses it and sends Flair into the ropes.. Conway goes for a clothesline but Flair ducks it and shoves Conway forward into the ropes! Conway goes chest first into the middle rope and Flair charges at him... And drives a knee across the back of Conway's neck! Flair chokes him on the ropes.. And Michelle McCool flings a handful of powder at Flair but Flair moves!! Charles Robinson gets the powder in his eyes!! Robinson flails around, clawing at his face.. Flair pulls Conway off of the ropes and nails him with a DDT! Flair rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair.. The fans are going nuts for the dirtiest player in the game! Flair rolls back inside and sizes up Conway....... CHAIR SHOT!! Flair covers Conway.. "COUNT IT!! COUNT IT!!" Charles Robinson, still blind, crawls over.. One........ Two......... THREE! Huge pop!! Ric Flair has won the match.. The fans are going nuts.. Flair raises his arm in victory...... CHAIR SHOT!! MICHELLE McCOOL NAILED FLAIR WITH A CHAIR!! Flair goes down in a heap.. She pulls Rob Conway on top of Flair and rolls out of the ring, taking the chair with her.. Charles Robinson gets his eyes wiped out.. And sees Conway on top of Flair.. He's signaling for the bell to end the match.. HE THINKS HE COUNTED THE PIN FOR CONWAY!! The fans erupt in boos... RIC FLAIR... HAS BEEN CONNED BY THE CON-MAN!! Michelle McCool helps Conway to his feet and they celebrate his "hard fought" victory.. What a crock of shit! ]]-
 

-[[ We cut backstage where we see Jeff Jarrett in the room with Lance Storm, Chris Masters, Mike Awesome, and Jillian Hall.. Jeff Jarrett looks absolutely furious.. Lance Storm is sitting in a chair with his head in his hands.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] What the hell is goin' on here!?

-[[ Jarrett turns to Jillian.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] I needed you to do ONE thing!!

-[[ She looks surprised that she's taking the blame.. ]]-

[ Jillian Hall ] I did my job, Jeff!!

-[[ Her voices rises.. ]]-

[ Jillian Hall ] It's not my fault that.. That idiot.. Nick Patrick got involved!!

-[[ She grabs her hair like she's going to rip it out.. ]]-

[ Jillian Hall ] I thought you fired him for the double disqualification at Body Count!?

[ Jeff Jarrett ] I can't remember everything, woman!! Why didn't YOU fire him!?

[ Jillian Hall ] Because I was too busy pretending that you hated me so that we could screw over Kennedy tonight!!

-[[ She stomps her feet.. ]]-

[ Jillian Hall ] You blew it!!

-[[ Chris Masters steps up.. ]]-

[ Chris Masters ] So what if Kennedy took Lance's belt.. Do you know what Kennedy DIDN'T do?

-[[ He smiles and flexes his pecs.. ]]-

[ Chris Masters ] He didn't break.. My Masterlock!

-[[ Mike Awesome stomps over, pumping his fists in the air like the Ultimate Warrior. ]]-

[ Mike Awesome ] FUCK YOUR MASTERLOCK!! YEAH!! FUCK YOU, TOO!! CHRIS MASTERS DON'T MATTER!! LANCE STORM GOT FUCKED TONIGHT!! FUCKED BY NICK PATRICK!! HE AIN'T NEVER BEEN PINNED, FUCKERS!! GOD DAMN SCREWJOBS AND SHIT!! GETTIN' SCREWED LIKE BRET HART!! FUCK BRET HART!! YEAH!! RIGHT HERE!!

-[[ Lance Storm stands up quietly and raises his hand to silence Mike Awesome.. ]]-

[ Lance Storm ] I want this... Abomination.. Corrected, Jeff.

[ Jeff Jarrett ] You want me to strip him of the belt?

-[[ Storm shakes his head.. ]]-

[ Lance Storm ] I want to take it from him.. Like he took it from me.

-[[ Jarrett smiles.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] That gives me a great idea, Storm..

-[[ Jarrett smiles.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] Our handicap match at Total Destruction.. Will be for Austin's title! Ha ha..

-[[ Storm cracks a smile.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] Ya' pin Austin.. Ya' get the world title..

-[[ Jillian leans in and whispers something to Jarrett with a big smile on her face.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] That's a damn good idea.. Next week.. We'll have a warm-up match..

-[[ Storm and Masters look at each other and back at Jarrett.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] The three of us.. Versus.... Booker T... And Simon Dean!

-[[ Jarrett laughs.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] And since we have a bit of a problem with Nick Patrick.. Next week.. He's gonna take..

-[[ Jarrett locks his hands together.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] The Masterlock Challenge!

[ Chris Masters ] Nobody breaks it! Nobody breaks my Masterlock! Not even Nick Patrick!

-[[ Jeff Jarrett looks at Storm and Masters.. Sees that they're ready.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] At Total Destruction.. We're takin' it all back..

-[[ Jarrett looks at Jillian and then back at them.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] I'm gonna take what's mine.

-[[ He smiles. ]]-
 

-[[ Raven and John Cena both stand in their respective corners as the bell rings.. Raven and Cena meet in the center of the ring.. Raven has no emotion on his face.. John Cena just stares at him.. And then they both suddenly begin slamming into each other with punches to the face!! They trade them back and forth like crazy and John Cena pulls the advantage!! He punches away at Raven until he backs him into the ropes and then he clotheslines him over the top rope and to the floor!! John Cena follows him out and begins beating away at Raven, punching and kicking and pushing him into the guardrail!! John Cena drills Raven with punches and knees and Raven finally takes over with an eye rake.. John Cena backs away and Raven tackles him hard into the ring apron!! Cena yells in pain and clutches his back.. Raven begins slugging away at Cena's head and then suplexes him on the floor!! Raven reaches underneath the ring and finds a STOP sign!! John Cena staggers back to his feet.. And Raven warps it over his head!! Raven discards it and pulls Cena back to his feet.. He whips Cena back into the ring and follows him in.. Cena is a bit staggered now.. Raven reaches into his pocket and removes a handkerchief.. Cena stands.. And Raven charges at him.. SNOT RAG!! HE SNOT RAGGED CENA!! The fans shriek in horror.. Cena looks disgusted and Raven kicks him in the gut.. EVEN FLOW!! Raven covers him with one hand on his face.. One.. Two.. Thre-- Cena got a shoulder up!! Raven can't believe it.. Raven pulls Cena to his feet and whips him into the ropes.. He throws a clothesline but Cena ducks it and catches Raven... F-U!! Cena covers him! One! Two! Thre-- NO!! Raven got a shoulder up!! What will it take for one of these men to stay down!? John Cena pulls Raven back to his feet and hoists him up for a second F-U but Raven slips out behind him, clubs him in the back of the head and spins him around....... EVENFLO-- CHAIRSHOT TO THE BACK!! Raven falls to the side, clutching his back and Matt Hardy stands over him smiling, clutching a chair!! John Cena looks up at Hardy, confused..... And Matt Hardy blasts him with the chair too!! Hardy discards the chair and climbs out of the ring.. He makes it about halfway up the ramp before turning around, shaking his head like he can't believe he forgot something.. He rolls back inside and pulls Raven on top of John Cena.. The hell? It becomes clear when Hardy rolls back outside, shrugging and making the title belt motion around his waist.. Scott James counts.. One.. Two.. Three.. Raven has retained his championship thanks to Matt Hardy's greed for championship gold! ]]-
 

-[[ We fade up with a shot of Al Snow wandering across the backstage area with Head in one hand and the SGW Hardcore Championship in another.. He looks around frantically, trying to see if anyone is after him.. ]]-

[ Al Snow ] I know, Head.. It's bullshit.. You won that match.. You got screwed.. Big time!

-[[ He wanders past two men who are standing somewhat close to each other, flexing their muscles.. These two men are Chris Jericho and Rob Conway.. Conway raises his arm and flexes his muscle, smiling.. ]]-

[ Rob Conway ] With a body like this.. Is it any doubt that I kicked Ric Flair's ass tonight?

-[[ Jericho shakes his head.. ]]-

[ Chris Jericho ] That's nothing..

-[[ He raises his own arm and kisses it.. ]]-

[ Chris Jericho ] Check this out, baby!

-[[ Conway smirks. ]]-

[ Rob Conway ] Bitch, please... Check this out.

-[[ He flexes his pecs.. Jericho snarls his lip in disgust. ]]-

[ Chris Jericho ] Oh baloney.. I can do that.

[ Rob Conway ] No, you can't.. I'm the Con-Man.. I'm the.. Total Package!

-[[ Jericho raises an eye brow. ]]-

[ Chris Jericho ] Anybody can do that. Ass hat. Look.

-[[ Before Jericho can even attempt it, the Sandman and Balls Mahoney walk into the shot.. It seems that even when they're not bashing their heads in in a hardcore match, they appear to be beer buddies.. Sandman looks at Conway.. Then Jericho.. And then back to Conway.. ]]-

[ The Sandman ] Heh...

-[[ Balls Mahoney shakes his head.. ]]-

[ Balls Mahoney ] You two fudgepackers seen Al Snow come through here?

-[[ Jericho and Conway look at each other and then back at Mahoney and Sandman.. ]]-

[ Chris Jericho ] We're not... Gay.. But yeah.. He went that way.

-[[ Jericho points.. ]]-

[ The Sandman ] You point like you fuck men in the ass.

[ Rob Conway ] The hell does that mean? Have you seen my attorney? She's hotter than any woman you'll ever know!

-[[ The Sandman takes a drink from his beer.. ]]-

[ The Sandman ] Whatever..

-[[ Sandman and Balls turn to go find Al Snow but as soon as they turn around, Conway and Jericho blast them from behind!! They begin putting the boots to Balls and the Sandman when suddenly, Conway does a double take and rips his glasses off just in time to get nailed in the face by Ric Flair!! Rob Conway and Ric Flair brawl like crazy and Flair takes it to him every step of the way!! Chris Jericho tries to get involved by security floods the area to separate Flair and the Conman!! My God, this is madness!! ]]-

[ Ric Flair ] YOUR ASS, CONWAY!! WOO!! IT'S MINE!! IT'S MINE!! YOUR ASS.. IS MINE!!

-[[ He's belligerent.. ]]-

[ Ric Flair ] YOU.. ARE.. GONNA.. BLEED!!

-[[ Fade. ]]-
 

-[[ Edge and Christian pass off the tag team championships to Jimmy Cordaris.. He shows them to Sal and Guido and then hands them off to the time keeper.. Edge and Sal step onto the apron and the match will begin with Christian and Little Guido.. Christian, a few inches taller than Guido, smiles down at him.. Guido is shaking all over with intensity and he springs up and pie faces Christian backwards! Christian springs back at him and shoves him down hard, forcing Guido down on to his ass.. Guido hops back up and shoves Christian backward.. Christian looks around at the fans with a disbelieving look on his face.. And he punches Guido down! Guido springs back up and Christian punches him down again!! Guido is back up to his feet and Christian begins rocking him with lefts and rights! He backs Guido into the ropes and begins punching away at his head! Guido throws a wild punch and Christian ducks it, ending up on the other side of Guido and begins paint brushing the back of his head!! Guido spins around, furious, and Christian casually eye gouges him!! Guido backs up yelling as Cordaris warns Christian.. Christian advances on Guido as he clutches his face.. And then Guido moves his hands.. And spits right in Christian's face!! "CHU FOCKIN' IDIOT!" Christian spins around, wiping the spit out of his eyes and Guido nails him with a stiff European uppercut! Guido nails Christian with a stiff chop and then whips him into the ropes.. Guido ducks for a back body drop but Christian sees it coming and throws a kick.. But Guido sidesteps that and SWEEPS Christian's other leg out from under him!! Christian falls flat on his back and Guido immediately drops an elbow across his throat! Guido sits up, clapping, and then points to his temple laughing... He stands up and peels down his knee pad.. And then drops his bare knee on Christian's shoulder!! Guido goes for a quick cover with his forearm across Christian's face.. One.. Two.. Christian kicks out with force.. Guido pulls Christian back up and puts him down hard with a snap suplex!! Guido sits up, wiping his hands off, satisfied.. He covers Christian again.. One.. Two.. He kicks out again! Guido drags Christian by the foot to the other side of the ring.. Guido makes a quick tag to Big Sal.. Big Sal climbs over the top rope and he and Guido pull Christian back up off of the mat.. They whip Christian into the ropes and Guido nails him with a quick hip toss and Sal bounces off of the ropes.. And drops a LEG! But Christian rolls out of the way! Big Sal grabs his large ass and yells in pain as Christian runs the ropes quickly and drives a knee right into Sal's face! Sal falls backward and Christian turns around just in time to block a punch from Guido! Christian nails him with one of his own.. And another.. And another and he turns around to tag Edge but Guido ham strings him!! Christian goes down, clutching his knee.. Guido dives on him and yanks his leg up.. And drives it down into the mat! Christian yells in pain.. Guido drags Christian back across the ring and Big Sal gets up.. Guido gets back on the apron.. Big Sal positions Christian's leg and bounces off of the ropes.. And drops a big splash on Christian's leg!! Big Sal pulls Christian off of the mat and hoists him up into a body slam position.. And then slings him up onto his shoulders and flattens him with Samoan drop!! Big Sal covers him.. One! Two! Thre-- Christian got a shoulder up! Barely! Big Sal tags Guido back in.. Guido pulls Christian to his feet and Christian throws a few week punches but Guido brushes him off and hooks his legs and trips him.. SICILIAN CRAB!! He cinches it in!! Christian is yelling in pain.. He begins reaching for the ropes but he's too far away!! Christian is fighting it and dragging himself across the ring.. Guido is struggling to hold him in place but Christian won't be denied!! Christian makes it and wraps an arm around the bottom rope!! He forces Guido to break the hold... Guido gets pissed and dives on Christian's back and begins punching away at him repeatedly, hitting him over the head several times.. Guido finally backs off and tags Big Sal back in the ring.. Sal drags Christian off of the ropes and clubs him over the head with an overhand punch!! Christian is beaten down to his knees and Big Sal positions him for a POWER BOMB... But Christian drops to one knee....... LOW BLOW!! Big Sal yells in pain and Edge is screaming at Christian to tag him.. Christian looks at Edge, hopeful.. And dives for the tag!! Edge charges in as a house of fire!! He begins throwing punches like crazy into Big Sal's head!! Little Guido charges into the ring and Edge punches him down!! Guido gets right back up and Edge sidesteps just in time for BIG SAL to collide with Guido with a big clothesline!! Guido goes flying to the outside of the ring through the middle and top ropes!! Big Sal can't believe he just did that and he turns around just in time to see Edge hitting the ropes....... SPEAR!! SPEAR!! SPEAR!! BIG SAL DOESN'T GO DOWN!! He staggers, clutching his stomach in pain.. And Edge hits the ropes again.... FOR A SECOND SPEAR!! Sal goes stumbling backward into the ropes.. And gets his arms tied up in the ropes!! Edge smiles, pointing at Sal, knowing he's helpless.. Edge begins blasting Sal in the head with rapid fire punches, rocking his head.. And he hears the crowd scream.. And moves just in time for GUIDO to wrap a CHAIR around Sal's head!! The impact frees Sal from the ropes and he slumps onto the mat.. Guido's eyes are wide as saucers, realizing he's just fucked up... Edge takes advantage and kicks Guido in the gut, making him drop the chair...... EDGEACUTION!! Guido rolls out of the ring.. Edge covers Big Sal!! One!! Two!! THREE!! Edge and Christian have retained the championship!! ]]-
 

-[[ Christian hops off of the apron and grabs the Solid Gold Wrestling Tag Team Championships.. He rolls back inside the ring, holding them high in the air to a loud, mixed reaction.. The Full Blooded Italians roll out of the ring, defeated.. Christian hands half of the tag team titles to Edge.. Edge stares down at the belt and wipes the hair out of his eyes.. ]]-

-[[ Christian parades around the ring, holding his half of the titles up in the air with a big, cocky smile on his face.. Christian climbs onto the middle turnbuckle and raises the title in the air, shouting "BEST.. TAG TEAM.. EVERRRR!!" ]]-

-[[ Edge lowers the championship belt to his side and stares at Christian as he stands on the ropes celebrating.. If you were not paying attention, you'd never notice him slowly let the tag team championship belt slowly drop from his hand and thump onto the mat... The fans go quiet in awe, wondering what's about to happen... Christian, still in celebration mode, hops off of the ropes and turns around..... ]]-

-[[ And gets SPEARED DOWN BY EDGE!! Christian contorts on the mat, clutching his ribs and coughing.. Edge sits next to him on one knee with an emotionless look on his face... Edge stares down in Christian's face, breathing heavily before slumping back on his ass, gritting his teeth and forcefully ripping at his hair.. The fans are in complete shock, going dead silent because they have no idea how to accept what has just happened... Trish Stratus, Jim Cornette, and Tyson Tomko begin jogging to the ring.. Edge pays no attention to them as they slide into the ring and begin checking on Christian.. Trish and Cornette both scream at Edge, asking him why he did it.. Edge stands up awkwardly and exits the ring without saying a word.. Tomko and Cornette pull Christian to his feet and try to help him get out of the ring.. But Edge is back in now... With a chair!! He charges at the three men and wraps the chair around Christian's head!! Christian slumps down to the mat as Tomko and Cornette look on.. Trish's eyes go wide in shock.. Edge advances on Christian again and raises the chair but Trish grabs the chair from behind him.. Edge spins around and swings the chair so hard and fast that she can't let go of it in time, the momentum sending her flying through the ropes and to the outside of the ring!! The fans erupt in boos.. Tomko rolls out of the ring to check on her and Jim Cornette tries to cover Christian, telling Edge he has to go through him to get him.. Edge looks down at Cornette as Cornette stares up at him, shaking his head.... Edge shrugs.. And begins bringing the chair down repeatedly on Jim Cornette's back and head!! He hits Cornette until he slides off of Christian's body with blood pouring out of his head... Edge drops the chair and grabs one half of the tag team titles.. He places it over Christian's face and lifts the chair back up..... And brings it down on the belt!! The center plate shatter and Christian doesn't move an inch.. Tyson Tomko sees what just happened and rolls back inside the ring.. Edge drops the chair, drops down and rolls out of the ring himself... He stares at the ring, eyes wide.. Breathing so heavily that spit flies out of his mouth.. Trish joins Tomko back in the ring, kneeling over Christian.... ]]-

-[[ ..Wondering just what in the hell is going on. ]]-

-[[ Fade out. ]]-