STROKE:
The Hard Sell |
June 17th, 2006 | Live From:
Salt Lake City, Utah
| Commentators: Joey
Styles & Don Callis
[ Mike Awesome ] FUCK YOU, STEROID USING FUCK! YOU'RE ONLY WHERE YOU ARE BECAUSE YOU FUCKED JILLIAN!! YEAH!! FUCK YEAH!! LIKE RAVEN SAID!! I FUCKED HER, TOO!! YEAH!! GAVE HER THE HOW'S YOUR GOD DAMN FATHER!! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE IN THE FUCKIN' RING WITH STORM!! -[[ Masters just stands there, looking pissed. ]]- [ Chris Masters ] You talk a big game for somebody that's never.. EVER.. Broken my Masterlock! [ Mike Awesome ] FUCK YOUR MASTERLOCK, MASTERS!! THE MASTERLOCK IS SHIT!! YEAH!! RIGHT HERE!! SHIT LIKE THE COLOR OF ELIX SKIPPER'S SKIN!! YEAH!! SHIT COLOR!! SHIT IS BROWN!! AND THE MASTERLOCK IS FUCKING DOG SHIT!! YEAH!! [ Chris Masters ] You wouldn't be talking so big.. If you were in the Masterlock! [ Mike Awesome ] THE MASTERLOCK FUCKING SUCKS!! [ Chris Masters ] The Awesome Bomb sucks! [ Mike Awesome ] OH FUCK NO, YOU DIDN'T!! [ Chris Masters ] I did! -[[ A pause. ]]- [ Chris Masters ] Everyone slips out of the Awesome Bomb.. No one breaks my Masterlock! [ Mike Awesome ] I'LL FUCK YOU UP, CHRIS MASTERS!! I'LL FUCK YOU UP RIGHT WHERE YOU STAND!! YOU NO DICKED PUSSY FACE!! YOU'RE GONNA DIE HARD!! LIKE BRUCE WILLIS!! FUCK YEAH!!! HO! HO! HO! I'VE GOT A MACHINE GUN!! FUCK YEAH!! THE AWESOME!! AWESOME BOMB!! IS BETTER!! [ Chris Masters ] Masterlock! [ Mike Awesome ] AWESOME BOMB!! [ Chris Masters ] Masterlock! [ Mike Awesome ] AWESOME!! AWESOME BOMB!! -[[ Masters looks down, hands on his hips.. ]]- [ Chris Masters ] How about this.. Let me put you in the Masterlock.. And if you break it.. I'll let you give me the Awesome Bomb.. And we'll find out which one is better.. But I already know the answer.. -[[ Masters smiles.. ]]- [ Chris Masters ] Because no one.. Breaks my Masterlock! [ Mike Awesome ] YOU'RE ON MOTHER FUCKER!! YEAH!! -[[ Mike Awesome grabs a chair and sits down.. He immediately raises his arms.. Chris Masters sizes him up and goes to put him in the hold, but before he even gets it locked in, Mike Awesome begins yelling. ]]- [ Mike Awesome ] FUCKIN' LET IT GO!! LET IT GO, MOTHER FUCKER!! -[[ Awesome stands up and points right in Masters' face.. ]]- [ Mike Awesome ] YOU'RE A GOD DAMN CHEATER!! -[[ Masters looks confused.. ]]- [ Mike Awesome ] YOU'RE TRYING TO FEEL ME UP!! YOU WANT TO FUCK ME!! WELL FUCK YOU, MOTHER FUCKER!! MIKE AWESOME DON'T ROLL WITH THAT SHIT!! I'M TELLING LANCE WHAT YOU'RE ALL ABOUT!!! YOU'RE A GOD DAMN MAN LOVER!! -[[ Chris Masters throws the chair out of the way and jams his finger in Awesome's face.. ]]- [ Chris Masters ] Let's get one thing straight.. There's a lot of colors in a homo rainbow.. -[[ Masters locks his hands together.. ]]- [ Chris Masters ] And NONE of them.. Can break my Masterlock! -[[ Lance Storm walks into the room.. He looks at the both of them.. ]]- [ Lance Storm ] Shut up.. Just.. Shut up. -[[ He looks at Masters.. ]]- [ Lance Storm ] And you.. Get your head in the game.. -[[ He's dead serious. ]]- [ Lance Storm ] If you embarrass me.. Tonight.. Or at Total Destruction.. -[[ Masters stares at him, listening.. ]]- [ Lance Storm ] I won't be worried about breaking your Masterlock.. -[[ His voice is cold. ]]- [ Lance Storm ] I'll think about obliterating YOU. -[[ He turns to walk away as Masters and Awesome watch him.. He turns around. ]]- [ Lance Storm ] And you'll have no one to blame.. But yourself.
-[[
Storm walks away.
]]- |
Chris
Jericho
versus
Kurt Angle
Title on the Line:
None
Stipulation:
None
Referee:
Charles Robinson
|
Winner: Kurt Angle via Pin Fall
[ The Rock ] YO, CHRIS JERICHO! -[[ The Rock begins walking frantically around the ring.. ]]- [ The Rock ] The Rock has got somethin' to say.. Yeah! -[[ A pause.. ]]- [ The Rock ] Somethin' to say... To Y.. 2.. J! -[[ Huge pop. ]]- [ The Rock ] Now.. The people have been askin' the Rock, oh yeah.. They been ASKIN'.. THE ROCK.. Yo, Rocky.. What are ya' gonna do since Chris Jericho attacked ya' from behind last week and said he was gonna hurt ya'... To hurt... -[[ A pause.. ]]- [ The Rock ] .......THE PEOPLE? -[[ The Rock freezes in place, only his mouth moves. ]]- [ The Rock ] Well... The Rock says........ THIS.. -[[ He shrugs and points to the outside if the ring where Jericho lays motionless.. ]]- [ The Rock ] There ya' answer, mama! -[[ Another pop. ]]- [ The Rock ] The Rock is the most electrifyin' superstar in the history of this business.. And the Rock recognizes.. Oh yeah.. The Rock KNOWS.. That puts a bulls eye.. On the Rock's chest.. Ya' take out the Rock, ya' become a big star, no lie.. The end o' the Rock's career.. Can be the beginnin' o' yours! Yeah! -[[ A pause.. ]]- [ The Rock ] Just one thing everybody seems to forget.. -[[ He raises an eyebrow. ]]- [ The Rock ] A lot o' guys have tried in the past... -[[ He nods.. Agreeing with himself. ]]- [ The Rock ] And the Rock is still......... HERE. -[[ Huge pop. ]]- [ The Rock ] Now, the Rock says this.. Now that Chris Jericho.. Now that Y.. 2.. J.. Is incapacitated and obviously ain't makin' it to Total Destruction to face the Rock like was obviously intended by his little cheap shot attack last week.. The Rock's gonna do somebody on the roster a favor.. Oh yeah! A favor! -[[ The Rock stomps around the ring, nodding. ]]- [ The Rock ] The Rock's gonna give somebody Chris Jericho's opportunity! The Rock says.. If there's anybody in the back that thinks their big enough.. Or bad enough.. To go one on one with the Great One at Total Destruction.. Cue up your damn music and come on down here and get a taste of what ya' got waitin' on ya' in eight days! OH YEAH! -[[ A pause as the Rock waits.... And then.. Some different music hits.. Music we don't recognize.. The fans begin buzzing in anticipation, wondering who will be replacing Chris Jericho at Total Destruction.... And MATT MORGAN walks out onto the stage!! Matt Morgan stands there, staring down at the ring with intensity.. The Rock just stares back and then raises his hand and begins motioning for Morgan to come on down.. ]]- [ The Rock ] Three words! -[[ A pause.. ]]- [ The Rock ] JUST.. BRING IT! -[[ Morgan smiles and begins stomping down to the ring.. He climbs over the top rope and goes face to face with the Rock.. Or face to chest, rather.. The Rock stares up at Morgan.. Morgan breathes down on the Rock, smiling a sick, half smile.. The Rock smirks and raises the microphone. ]]- [ The Rock ] You're a big fella', ain'cha? -[[ The fans laugh a bit with the Rock.. ]]- [ The Rock ] Well..... If that's ya' challenge.. -[[ The Rock seems to think it over.. ]]- [ The Rock ] Here's ya' answer.
-[[
And the Rock nails
Morgan with a big right hand!! Morgan takes a step back, grinning and
steps forward, going for a huge clothesline but the Rock ducks it and
hooks Morgan.. ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM!! The Rock springs
back up, the fans are going nuts.. And Matt Morgan stands back up like
nothing happened!! He's laughing! The Rock turns around and sees Morgan
standing there... KICK TO THE GUT..... SIT-OUT POWER BOMB!! Morgan just
flattened the Rock with a power bomb!! The fans are booing loudly.. Morgan
stands there, staring down at the Rock and then pulls him up off of the
mat...... And locks him into a bear hug! Matt Morgan wrenches the Rock
around in the hold until blood begins to pour out of his mouth! Matt
Morgan is dominating the Rock! He throws him down on the mat.. The Rock
has drooled blood over Morgan's chest..... And Morgan just rubs it in,
smiling! Matt Morgan leaves the ring as EMTs rush down to help The
Rock..... My God, it's going to be the Rock versus Matt Morgan at Total
Destruction!
]]- |
Matt Hardy
versus
John Bradshaw Layfield
Title on the Line:
None
Stipulation:
None
Referee:
Scott James
|
Winner: Matt Hardy via Pin Fall
|
Christian
versus
Booker T.
Title on the Line:
None
Stipulation:
None
Referee:
Jimmy Cordaris
|
Winner: Christian via Pin Fall
[ Christian ] There's been a question on the mind of every single one of my peeps out there.. -[[ A pause as the fans buzz in anticipation.. ]]- [ Christian ] And that question is... -[[ Christian looks down.. ]]- [ Christian ] Edge.. Versus Christian.... -[[ A pause.. ]]- [ Christian ] Yes.. Or no? -[[ Fans begin chanting "YES! YES! YES!" ]]- [ Christian ] On the surface.. When you look back at everything me and my brother, Edge, have done.. Not just in Solid Gold Wrestling, but in this business in general.. Hell, in LIFE in general.. That looks like an extremely hard decision to make.. But while I was sitting at home, recuperating from what he did to me two weeks ago.. -[[ Another pause as Christian seems to choke up a bit.. Trish touches his shoulder, concerned.. He shakes it off. ]]- [ Christian ] I realized something.. That decision.. Wasn't very hard to make at all!! -[[ Huge pop.. ]]- [ Christian ] Edge versus Christian.. Do I accept? -[[ Christian stares intently into the camera.. ]]- [ Christian ] .....YES!! -[[ Another huge pop.. The roof is coming down. ]]- [ Christian ] What you did, Edge.. Was unforgivable.. -[[ Intensity is pouring off of him.. ]]- [ Christian ] You took what we had.. Something beautiful.. And you killed it.. -[[ Tomko just stands there, stone faced.. ]]- [ Christian ] You're right about one thing, though, Edge.. Ever since we came to Solid Gold Wrestling.. You've been in my shadow.. Everything has been about Christian.. The title opportunities, the pay-per-view main events.. And do you know what that is, Edge? -[[ Christian smirks. ]]- [ Christian ] It's simple. -[[ A pause. ]]- [ Christian ] I'm better than you. -[[ He slaps his chest.. ]]- [ Christian ] Always have been.. And always will be! -[[ Huge pop. ]]- [ Christian ] And you wanna call me out on things you've done that I couldn't?! -[[ Christian shrugs. ]]- [ Christian ] I could care less about beating the Full Blooded Italians or Randy Orton.. And as far as beating Val Venis goes.. Been there, done that, and I didn't win with a BOX ON MY HEAD! ..Some winner you were.. Idiot. -[[ Christian looks around, smiling.. ]]- [ Christian ] The fact of the matter is.. Of all the things you've done that I.. Couldn't.. I've done the one thing that you never will.. I've reached the main event of this company.. I've been the torch bearer.. The face of Solid Gold! The SGW World Heavyweight Champion!! -[[ Huge pop. ]]- [ Christian ] And while we're on that subject.. I'd like to formally challenge the winner of the World Heavyweight title match at Total Destruction for a title match... On the biggest stage of them all....... WRESTLEBRAWL! -[[ Christian winks. ]]- [ Christian ] Think about it. -[[ And he continues. ]]- [ Christian ] And Edge.. You asked one very crucial question last week.. -[[ A pause. ]]- [ Christian ] Do I have what it takes to kill.. My own brother to survive? -[[ Christian stares hard into the camera, intense. ]]- [ Christian ] I don't have to kill you to survive, big brother.. I'm just going to kick.. Your.. ASS! -[[ He points.. ]]- [ Christian ] Because that.... Is how I roll. -[[ He stands there, waiting for the fans to finish repeating his catchphrase for him.. ]]- [ Christian ] You're about to find out the hard way.. Baby bro is all grown up.
-[[
He throws down the
microphone. ]]- -[[ We cut backstage where we see Edge and Stacy Keibler watching what just happened on a monitor.. Edge shakes his head and stands there, looking dead serious..... Stacy looks worried.. ]]- [ Edge ] Big mistake, Christian...... -[[ He begins breathing heavily.. ]]- [ Edge ] Your LAST mistake..
-[[
He turns and walks
away as Stacy follows him.
]]- |
Colt
Cabana versus
Aaron "The Idol" Stevens
versus
Johnny Nitro
Title on the Line:
None
Stipulation:
Triple Threat
-
Single Fall
Referee:
Charles Robinson
|
Winner: Colt Cabana via Pin Fall
[ Ghost ] OOGA BOOGA! WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT!? -[[ Kurt Angle stands there, looking like he smelled shit as he stares down at the man wearing a white sheet with large holes cut out for the eyes.. Angle then speaks. ]]- [ Kurt Angle ] White women? Who the hell are you? -[[ He reaches over and rips the white sheet off.. Revealing Orlando Jordan! ]]- [ Kurt Angle ] Orlando Jordan?! What the hell are you doing running around in a sheet!? -[[ Orlando begins to tap dance and then stops with a big smile. ]]- [ Orlando Jordan ] I'm a spook! -[[ Angle nods, hands on his hips. ]]- [ Kurt Angle ] Yeah, but what's the sheet for? [ Orlando Jordan ] What do you mean, boss Angle? -[[ Angle then snaps and belly-to-belly suplexes Orlando Jordan onto the floor! Kurt Angle springs back up, smiling and 'woo-ing' like he's won another match tonight.. Kurt Angle continues on his way through the hall when he suddenly comes face to face with.. JOHN CENA! Cena gets right up in Angle's face.. ]]- [ John Cena ] I want you to know.. Right here.. Right now.. -[[ A pause.. ]]- [ John Cena ] You wanna war... You got a war! -[[ Angle smirks.. ]]- [ Kurt Angle ] If your assaults in this war are anything like your effort tonight.. I think it's safe to say I've already won.. Before we've even begun.. Oh yeah, it's true! I won anyway... Unlike you.. Who.. Oh yeah.. -[[ He yells right in Cena's face. ]]- [ Kurt Angle ] ..LOST! -[[ Cena reaches up and flips the cap off of his head, getting closer to Angle.. ]]- [ John Cena ] Kurt.. At Total Destruction.. What happened tonight ain't gonna matta'.. -[[ Their noses almost touch now.. ]]- [ John Cena ] I'm gonna HURT Rob Van Dam.. And if you get in my face.. While you'se walkin' around ringside.. -[[ Cena turns his head to the side a bit.. ]]- [ John Cena ] I'm gonna hurt.. You.. Too! -[[ Angle smiles.. ]]- [ Kurt Angle ] John.. You're gonna be lucky if you MAKE IT to Total Destruction! -[[ Cena looks confused for a second.. And then he's jarred from behind by Van Dam and Sabu!! John Cena begins fighting his way up, elbowing Van Dam and Sabu in the mid-sections.. He punches Van Dam down and begins trading punches with Sabu.. And... JOEY RYAN nails Cena from behind! Joey Ryan and Sabu begin putting the boots to Cena.. Joey Ryan holds Cena's arms.. And Van Dam gets up and begins punching away at him.. ]]- [ Joey Ryan ] Hold him up for me, boys.. -[[ Van Dam and Sabu hold Cena up.. It appears Joey Ryan is siding with Kurt Angle against Cena.. This isn't looking good for Total Destruction for John Cena.. Joey Ryan holds up Cena's face and makes him look him right in the sun glasses... Cena is gritting his teeth, furious at being outnumbered like this.. ]]- [ Joey Ryan ] This guy's about to get.. A mustache ride!
-[[
And Joey is blasted
from the side by REY MYSTERIO! Joey Ryan goes flailing and Van Dam and
Sabu go after Mysterio but BULL BUCHANAN and RODNEY MACK charge into the
scene! Bull and Rodney chase off Van Dam, Sabu, Angle and Ryan! Mysterio
and Bull help Cena back to his feet as they watch Angle and his crew run
away.. Cena and Rey stare each other down for a second.. And then Cena
gives him a hug! It looks like this war.. Isn't over yet!
]]- -[[ We cut to another backstage area where we see Aaron Stevens pacing back and forth in front of a camera.. Beth Phoenix and Shelly Martinez are trying to console him but he's having none of it.. He stops and points into the camera.. ]]- [ Aaron Stevens ] Colt Cabana! What happened tonight.. Was a fluke! -[[ The girls try to calm him down.. He ignores them.. ]]- [ Aaron Stevens ] You didn't pin me.. Nobody pins me! -[[ He's furious. ]]- [ Aaron Stevens ] And I'm going to prove it.. I'm going to prove I'm better than you are... In every way! -[[ Spit flies from his mouth as he yells. ]]- [ Aaron Stevens ] Total Destruction.. Aaron Stevens.. Colt Cabana... TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS! -[[ He's shaking with intensity.. ]]- [ Aaron Stevens ] You don't know what the hell you've gotten yourself into, Cabana.. This ends.. At Total Destruction!
-[[
Fade.
]]- |
"Stone
Cold" Steve Austin
versus
"The Masterpiece" Chris Masters
Title on the Line:
None
Stipulation:
None
Referee:
Scott James
|
Winner: "Stone Cold" Steve Austin via Disqualification
|
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