Date: Sunday, June 25th, 2006 | Live From: Birmingham, Alabama | Commentators: Joey Styles & Don Callis



-[[ We cut to the parking lot where we see Edge, still in his ring gear, carrying his gear bag with the ACW World Heavyweight title over his shoulder.. Trish Stratus is hanging on to his arm closely.. Tyson Tomko walks slowly behind them.. There are fans and SGW crew scattered through out the parking lot.. Some of the fans begin yelling at him.. ]]-

[ Edge ] SCREW YOU!! I'M THE DAMN CHAMP!!

-[[ He laughs.. Trish smiles, pressing her finger on her bottom lip.. ]]-

[ Edge ] THIS IS WHERE THE TALENT HAS BEEN.. THE ENTIRE TIME!!

-[[ He slaps himself on the chest, Christian-style.. ]]-

[ Edge ] THE PEEPS.. CAN SUCK MY COCK!!

-[[ Edge turns his head and begins making out hard with Trish as the fans continue giving him shit.. They break the kiss and Trish stares into his eyes.. She smiles.. ]]-

[ Trish Stratus ] Ignore them.. What the hell do they know anyway?

-[[ Edge looks out across the parking lot.. ]]-

[ Edge ] Nothing.. The fans are idiots.. And me..

-[[ He laughs and looks at his title belt.. ]]-

[ Edge ] I'm the ACW WORLD CHAMPION!!

-[[ He licks his teeth.. ]]-

[ Edge ] I'm the champion.. I'm the real deal.. I took his belt.. And I've got his girl..

-[[ She turns his head back toward hers.. ]]-

[ Trish Stratus ] I was never.. Ever... His girl.

-[[ They kiss again and then begin walking toward their vehicle.. Tomko goes to open the door but Edge stops him and turns around.. He snaps his fingers.. And a limousine drives up.. A long, black limousine.. Trish looks at it with wide eyes.. She looks over at Edge.. ]]-

[ Trish Stratus ] Is that what I think it is?

-[[ Edge shrugs. ]]-

[ Edge ] That long-legged whore was good for SOMETHING.. HA HA!

-[[ Tomko opens the back door of the limousine.. Edge and Trish linger just on the inside of it before Edge turns around and holds up the championship again, smiling. ]]-

[ Edge ] THE CHAMP.. IS GOING HOME!!

-[[ He lowers the belt.. They continue jeering him.. ]]-

[ Edge ] BOO ME NOW!! BOO ME!! BECAUSE WHILE YOU'RE HERE.. JERKING OFF TO A FIVE STAR COLT CABANA CLASSIC... I'LL BE HOME.. HAVING SEX!!

-[[ He raises the belt again. ]]-

[ Edge ] I'M GONNA HAVE SEX!!

-[[ He laughs. ]]-

[ Edge ] ..WITH TRISH STRATUS!!

-[[ He sits back down in the limo and just before the door shuts. ]]-

[ Edge ] KISS MY ASS!! HA HA!!

-[[ Tomko closes the door and turns around.. He makes his way to the front of the limousine and opens the front door.. He yanks the limo driver out and throws him on the ground.. Tomko grabs his chauffer hat and puts it on his bald head.. He sits down in the driver's seat and shuts the door.. The limousine begins to move and drives off into the distance.. You barely see the license plate.. ]]-

WILENDU

-[[ Fade. ]]-
 



Kane(c) versus Alex Shelley versus Triple H
Title on the Line: SGW Gimmick Championship
Stipulation: Forty-Niners Match
Referee: Scott James


-[[ Triple H and Kane eye ball each other in the middle of the ring while Alex Shelley stands in his corner.. Vince Russo is on the outside, cheering on Shelley.. Kane and Triple H, after staring each other down for a bit turn their attention to Shelley.. The fans begin buzzing a bit as both men begin advancing on Russo's prodigy!! Alex Shelley looks terrified and tries to take it right to them, going straight for the smaller of the two, Triple H! Alex Shelley blasts him with some right hands and a kick to the gut, but he's blindsided by a big boot from Kane!! Kane pulls Alex Shelley up off of the mat.. And goozles him!! CHOKE SLAM TO HELL!! The fans pop huge and Triple H high knees Kane in the back, sending him crashing to the floor outside.. Triple H covers Shelley.. One.. Two.. THREE! ]]-

[
Triple H pins Shelley ]

-[[
Triple H can now open one of the four boxes hanging around the ring until another pin fall or submission is registered.. Triple H walks over to one of the corners and begins climbing the ropes.. He puts his hands on the box and goes to open it.. When he feels the icy grip of Kane's hand on his throat!! Triple H looks scared, eyes wide.... And Kane choke slams him clear off of the top rope!! Kane drops down and covers Triple H.. One..... Two........ Three!! ]]-

[
Kane pins Triple H ]

-[[
Kane looks around the ring and sees the box he wants to try.. He begins climbing the ropes and puts his hands on the box.. And Kane opens it up and reaches inside.. And finds.. A framed photograph of Val Venis!! Kane looks at it, confused.. What the hell does he do with this!? And then..... WHACK!! Kane is nailed in the back by Alex Shelley, who has Vince Russo's baseball bat!! He nails Kane in the back again and then drops the bat and hooks Kane around the legs..... AND POWER BOMBS HIM OFF OF THE ROPES!! Alex Shelley immediately springs up, smiling.. And walks right into.. KICK WHAM PEDIGREE FROM TRIPLE H!! Triple H covers him.. ONE! TWO! THREE! ]]-

[
Triple H pins Shelley ]

-[[
Triple H immediately begins climbing the ropes and he punches straight through the top of the second box and immediately looks disgusted... Triple H shakes his head, removes the box from the chain its hanging on.. And empties out the contents...... THUMB TACKS!! A box full of THUMB TACKS!! Triple H hops back down.. Kane does the dead man sit-up.. Alex Shelley is slowly coming to and his eyes go wide when he sees the sea of silver in the ring.. Triple H slides out of the ring and throws the apron up.. He looks around underneath the ring and finds.. His sledgehammer!! The fans pop huge.. Triple H slides back inside the ring.. He begins sizing up Alex Shelley.. Shelley sees Triple H coming and ducks.. And Triple H blasts Kane right in the head!! Kane goes down hard and Shelley knees Triple H in the back, sending him to the outside.. He makes a quick cover of Kane.. One..... Two.......... THREE! ]]-

[
Shelley pins Kane ]

-[[
Alex Shelley immediately scrambles for the ropes and grabs a box.. He rips the top off of it and raises an eyebrow.. He smirks as he reaches inside.. And removes.. THE TAZ URN! Shelley turns and hops off of the ropes with the urn in his hand and lands right in KANE'S HAND! Kane is already up!! CHOKE SLAM!! CHOKE SLAM!! CHOKE SLAM!! Kane picks up the urn and looks at it, confused.. And then he tosses it aside and covers Shelley.. One! Two! Three! ]]-

[
Kane pins Shelley ]

-[[
Kane sits up.. There's only one box left and it is guaranteed to contain the SGW Gimmick Championship!! Kane stands and turns to go after it but walks right into a SLEDGEHAMMER SHOT from Triple H!! Kane staggers backward into the ropes and bounces back toward Triple H... KICK WHAM PEDIGREE!!! He covers him!! One!! Two!! Three!! ]]-

[
Triple H pins Kane ]

-[[
Triple H looks over at the final box and the fans begin roaring.. And Triple H shakes his head.. He walks over and picks up Alex Shelley... He drags him over to a certain part of the ring..... KICK WHAM PEDIGREE INTO THE THUMB TACKS!! Triple H picks his sledgehammer back up.. Kane is pulling himself up.. And Triple H charges at him.. And Kane catches the hammer by the head and rips it from Triple H's hands!! Triple H staggers back, looking shocked.. And Kane boots him in the gut.. And throws the hammer aside!! Kane doesn't NEED the hammer!! He grabs Triple H by the throat...... CHOKE SLAM!! But he keeps his grip...... A SECOND CHOKE SLAM!! And he pulls him back up and scoops him up.... He carries him across the ring........ TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER INTO THE TACKS!! The fans ERUPT! Kane stands up, laughing like a maniac... And Alex Shelley nails him in the back of the head with the sledgehammer he discarded!! Kane goes down hard and Shelley drops to one knee, bleeding from tack wounds in his face and body... And he falls over Triple H......... One...... Two...... THREE! ]]-

[
Shelley pins Triple H ]

-[[
Shelley slowly pushes himself up, stopping to pluck a few tacks out of his arm.. He slowly staggers toward the final box and begins to climb.. And Kane executes the dead man sit-up!! The fans pop huge!! Kane stands up and begins advancing on Shelley.. Shelley rips the top off of the final box and reaches inside.. Just in time to feel Kane grab his tights!! Kane throws Shelley backward into the center of the ring!! Shelley stands up quickly and Kane immediately boots him down!! The impact from the fall sends Shelley straight back to his feet where Kane GOOZLES HIM....... CHOKE SLAM!! Kane pulls Shelley back to his feet.. Just as ROB CONWAY enters from the crowd and climbs the turnbuckle.. He reaches into the final box and removes the SGW Gimmick Championship from the box... And Kane lifts up Shelley...... TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!! He covers him..... ONE!! ........TWO!! ......THR-- ROB CONWAY BREAKS THE COUNT WITH A FLYING ELBOW FROM THE TOP ROPE!! Kane rolls off of Shelley, clutching his head and Conway lays the Gimmick title over Shelley's chest.. And the referee calls for the bell!!! Shelley was the last man to register a pin fall before he came in contact with the belt.. He's the new Gimmick Champion!! Vince Russo slides into the ring and Rob Conway helps Shelley to his feet.. What is this relationship between Conway, Shelley and Russo!? They celebrate with the championship even though Shelley is near death.. They make their way up the ramp with Shelley holding the title loosely in his hand as Kane executes the dead man sit-up once more, staring down the ramp at the newly formed trio with the utmost hatred.. ]]-
 

Winner & New Champion: Alex Shelley via Belt Retrieval




-[[ We fade up backstage where we see Shawn Michaels and Chyna hanging out.. They're walking through the backstage area and they get to their dressing room.. Shawn opens the door and steps inside.. He's smiling cockily.. Chyna follows him in.. Michaels stops in front of his mirror and runs his hands through his hair. ]]-

[ Shawn Michaels ] Damn, Chyna! I gotta say... It's only a matter of time before the main event...

-[[ He does a stupid dance.. ]]-

[ Shawn Michaels ] Gets a little taste.. OF H.. B.. K!

-[[ He turns around and she's staring down into her gear bag.. A look of disgust.. ]]-

[ Shawn Michaels ] What's up?

-[[ She looks over at him.. ]]-

[ Shawn Michaels ] What's wrong?

-[[ He jogs over and the smell hits him. ]]-

[ Chyna ] Shawn, someone shit in my bag!

-[[ Shawn covers his nose.. ]]-

[ Shawn Michaels ] Christ.. He's back......

[ Chyna ] ..Who?

[ Shawn Michaels ] He's back.. But.. I don't know.. How?

-[[ Shawn grits his teeth, pissed. ]]-

[ Shawn Michaels ] I thought he was.. Gone..

-[[ He shakes his head.. ]]-

[ Shawn Michaels ] Gone or not.. I'm gonna find this guy.. And kick his teeth.. Right down his throat!

-[[ Fade. ]]-
 



The Rock versus Matt Morgan
Title on the Line: None
Stipulation: None
Referee: Jimmy Cordaris


-[[ Matt Morgan and the Rock stand in the middle of the ring.. Matt Morgan stares down at the Rock, smiling a sick smile.. The Rock looks around at the fans and the back at Morgan.. He shrugs.. And blasts Morgan with a big right hand! Matt Morgan doesn't budge! The Rock nails him again! And again! And again.. He shrugs once more, pulls up his tights and then kicks Morgan right in the balls! Morgan bends over and the Rock hits the ropes.. He grabs Morgan for a running DDT but Morgan lifts the Rock up and pan cakes him right on the mat!! Morgan staggers around, clutching his groin.. The Rock pulls himself up and runs at Morgan but Morgan quickly turns and take the Rock down with a sickening lariat! The Rock does a backflip! Morgan covers the Rock with one hand.. One! Two! The Rock gets a shoulder up!! Morgan pulls the Rock to his feet and whips him into the ropes.. Sidewalk slam! Morgan covers him again... One! Two! The Rock kicks out!! Morgan pulls the Rock back to his feet and body slams him.. He hits the ropes.... Leg drop! Another cover.. One! Two! Th-- The Rock gets a shoulder up! Matt Morgan sits up, pissed off.. He pulls the Rock up and whips him into the corner.. Morgan follows him in for a clothesline but the Rock ducks it and Morgan slams into the turnbuckle chest first! The Rock spins Morgan around and hooks him.. ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! The Rock makes a quick cover and hooks the leg! One! Two! MATT MORGAN KICKS OUT WITH FORCE!! The Rock's eyes go wide! Matt Morgan slowly stands with the Rock waiting on him, sizing him up.. Morgan stands and turns right around into a SPINE BUSTER-- NO! Morgan drills the Rock in the back with a double axe handle! The Rock falls right into position for.. The Morgan Bomb! He whips the Rock up and the Rock slips out of it, falls in front of Morgan and hooks him.. ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM!! The Rock springs back up and kicks Morgan in the shoulder.... He runs the ropes... The other side..... PEOPLE'S ELBOW!!! The Rock covers him!! ONE!! TWO!! THRE-- MORGAN KICKS OUT AGAIN!! The Rock shakes his head, this isn't happening.. Morgan stands up and the Rock begins peppering him with shots to the head and the Rock hits the ropes and comes back at him.. And gets caught in a BEAR HUG! Morgan whips the Rock around in the hold, thrashing him around.. The Rock tries to break it, pawing away at Morgan's face but Morgan isn't having it.. And the Rock finally spits blood.. And passes out!! Jimmy Cordaris is calling for the bell!! This match is over!! Matt Morgan is being declared the winner but he won't release the bear hug!! Morgan thrashes the Rock around a few more times, blood spattering on his chest.. And then he throws him down.. Morgan stands over the Rock, roaring like a monster. ]]-
 

Winner: Matt Morgan via Referee's Decision




-[[ We cut backstage where we see what appears to be a big celebration.. A champagne cork flies across the room and you see Alex Shelley standing there with the Gimmick Championship in his hand.. Blood is dried on his face and you can see clearly where the thumb tacks have been removed.. Russo is jumping around with a bottle of champagne in his hand, chugging it, pouring it all over his face.. "The Conman" Rob Conway and Michelle McCool are off to the side, Conway smiling cockily while McCool watches on with an uninterested look on her face.. Shelley holds the title tightly, a snarl on his face.. ]]-

[ Alex Shelley ] I did it, Russo!!

-[[ Russo points in Shelley's face. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] Yeah, god damn right!! You fuckin' DID it!!

-[[ Russo takes another drink, pouring it down his chin. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] THIS... Is just the fuckin' start, Shelley..

-[[ Russo looks over at Conway.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] You two.. You're da' fuckin' future o' this business..

-[[ Conway makes his way over closer to Russo and Shelley.. He had on another pair of shades.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] I'm sick and tired.. Sick and god damn tired of always hearin' about SGDubya and it's fuckin' history.. History built on da' legends and da' old school... Pure wrestlin' shit.. That's all it is.. SHIT..

-[[ Russo puts a hand on each man's shoulder.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] This.. Is what wrestlin' is all about.

-[[ Conway smirks.. Shelley stares intently at Russo, clutching the title.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] From day one... Day stinkin' one since I came to SGDubya.. All I heard.. Was that this place was a breedin' ground for opportunity.. For da' new guys that couldn't catch a break anywhere else... But then.. All I see.. All I fuckin' see....... Is the so-called legends! All anybody wants to talk about.. Is history!

-[[ Russo almost hops forward as he spits out his next line. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] ..Fuck history!

-[[ He continues. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] Fuck the Bret Harts! Fuck the Bill Goldbergs and Arn Andersons!

-[[ Another drink. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] Fuck Taz! Fuck Shane McMahon!

-[[ Conway removes his glasses, getting into the speech. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] Those assholes.. Are gone! Fuckin' GONE!

-[[ Russo jams his finger hard into Shelley's chest.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] YOU'RE HERE NOW!

-[[ He turns and does the same to Conway. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] YOU'RE HERE NOW!!

-[[ Russo's voice rises. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] AND THEY.. ARE IN THE FUCKIN' PAST!!

-[[ Shelley nods, holding the title to his chest.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] It's time to live.. For the fuckin' NOW!

-[[ He's spitting all over the place as he continues. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] And when we see old footage of.. Pioneers.. Like Bret Hart.. We're gonna give him the finger.. And make fun of his dead brutha'.. Because we're the new breed.. We're the new generation.. The new blood!!

-[[ He points at nothing in particular.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] The fans.. The higher ups.. They can have their history.. They can have their old way and their pure wrestlin'.. But we... WE.. US.. WE ARE THE GOD DAMN PULSE THAT KEEPS THIS PLACE ALIVE!!

[ Alex Shelley ] ..Yeah!!

[ Vince Russo ] Talk about history 'til the god damn cows come home.. Without us.. YOU AIN'T SHIT!!

[ Rob Conway ] Oh yeah, that's right, baby!

[ Vince Russo ] This is 2006... Wrestlin' is out..

-[[ Russo shrugs. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] Wrestlin' is out.... And sin.. Is in!

-[[ Conway rubs his goatee, smiling. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] So.. Film a couple bitches eatin' fish sandwiches..

-[[ Shelley smiles.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] Con ya' way to the top o' the business..

[ Rob Conway ] Heh heh..

[ Vince Russo ] And chill out afta' the show.. Knowin' ya' made an impact that the guys from.. Back in the day.. Neva' had the balls to make.. Because ya' young.. Ya' hungry.. And ya' just don't give a fuck!

-[[ Shelley looks down at his title belt, licking his lips.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] That's it, Shelley.. Ya' made ya' mark in history.. They can't take that away from ya'..

-[[ Russo motions over toward Michelle.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] Michelle... Get ova' here and have sex with Alex Shelley..

-[[ She seems caught off guard. ]]-

[ Michelle McCool ] Excuse me?

-[[ Conway slaps her on the ass. ]]-

[ Rob Conway ] You heard the man!

[ Michelle McCool ] Rob!

-[[ Conway shrugs and then grabs the front of Michelle's shirt and tears it.. Russo immediately flinches. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] Damn! The milk's done went bad!

-[[ And then he shrugs. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] But... Fuck it, tits are tits!

-[[ Shelley smirks. ]]-

[ Alex Shelley ] I do my own camera work in these situations..

-[[ He creates a square with his thumb and forefinger. ]]-

[ Alex Shelley ] POV action, babe!

-[[ Russo's eyes go wide. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] Holy shit.. Then I watch da' video.. And it's like I'm gettin'.. MY dick sucked!

-[[ Michelle shakes her head, covering herself.. ]]-

[ Michelle McCool ] I'm not doing that.. That's uncalled for..

-[[ Conway begins pushing her toward the bathroom.. ]]-

[ Rob Conway ] Go in there and wait on me..

-[[ She opens her mouth to protest as he pushes her through the door. ]]-

[ Rob Conway ] No questions! Just do it, woman!

-[[ And why is this important? ]]-

[ Rob Conway ] And turn off the lights!

-[[ He pushes her in and closes the door.. ]]-

[ Rob Conway ] Which one of you wants to go first?

-[[ Russo and Shelley laugh.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] ..Dibs!

-[[ Conway turns and knocks on the door.. ]]-

[ Rob Conway ] ..Baby.. I'm comin' in to talk.. Alright?

-[[ He slowly opens the door, it's dark inside.. Russo creeps in, smiling big. Conway shuts the door behind him.. ]]-

[ Rob Conway ] ..Conned, bitch!

-[[ Conway and Shelley laugh like super villains. ]]-
 


-[[ We cut to another backstage area where we see Rey Mysterio talking to Chris Kanyon.. Kanyon's dressed in jeans and a black t-shirt with gold text on it that says "SGW MVP." He and Mysterio seem to be having a friendly conversation.. ]]-

[ Chris Kanyon ] I'm tellin' ya.. Don't worry about nothin', kid..

-[[ He points at himself with his thumbs.. ]]-

[ Chris Kanyon ] I don't need no advice.. I'm Chris Kanyon!

-[[ He points at himself now, RVD-style. ]]-

[ Chris Kanyon ] The S-G-W... M-V-P!

-[[ Rey takes a step back, putting his hands up in mock defense.. ]]-

[ Rey Mysterio ] I was just trying to help, man.. This place is hectic..

-[[ He shakes his head.. Kanyon isn't listening. ]]-

[ Rey Mysterio ] It helps to have friends!

-[[ Kanyon scoffs. ]]-

[ Chris Kanyon ] The hell would I need you as a friend for? What are you? Twelve?

-[[ Rey puts his hands on his hips.. ]]-

[ Rey Mysterio ] Hey, man.. That's not fair.

-[[ Kanyon then looks behind Rey and his eyes go wide.. ]]-

[ Chris Kanyon ] Hey.. You want friends... Look no furtha' than the guy behind ya'!

-[[ Rey turns around and Chris Kanyon runs away... You find out why when you realize Rey Mysterio is standing nose to stomach with Matt Morgan!! Morgan stares down at Rey, breathing heavily.. Rey looks up, eyes wide.. ]]-

[ Rey Mysterio ] Can I.. Help you, man?

-[[ Morgan inhales deeply. ]]-

[ Matt Morgan ] Bleed for me.

-[[ Rey cocks his head to the side.. ]]-

[ Rey Mysterio ] ..What?

-[[ And Morgan lifts him up.. And LAWN DARTS him into the wall!! Mysterio falls back down hard, clutching his head and neck!! Matt Morgan thumps his chest with his fist... My God, this monster.. This untamed brute.. That was completely unprovoked!! Morgan grabs Mysterio by the throat to lift him back up... But JOHN CENA comes out of nowhere and begins nailing Morgan with forearms and elbows across the back!! Matt Morgan fights back, throwing lefts and rights himself, but Cena is somehow maintaining an advantage..... UNTIL KURT ANGLE blasts him from behind!! Cena goes sprawling and Morgan looks down at him, wiping his mouth where Cena punched him.. Morgan watches Kurt Angle begin beating down on Cena.. Joey Ryan joins in, putting the boots to Cena as well... Matt Morgan just up and leaves as Kurt Angle stands up and rips down his straps.. ]]-

[ Kurt Angle ] YEAH!!

-[[ He points down at Cena.. ]]-

[ Kurt Angle ] NOBODY EMBARRASSES ME, CENA!! NOBODY!!

-[[ Angle and Ryan leave Cena laying. ]]-
 



"Stone Cold" Steve Austin & Ken Kennedy versus Jeff Jarrett, Chris Masters & Lance Storm
Title on the Line: SGW World Heavyweight Championship - SGW Television Championship
Stipulation: Three-On-Two Handicap Match
If Austin is pinned, he loses his World Title
If Kennedy is pinned, he loses his Television Title
If Kennedy pins anyone, he wins Austin's World Title
Referee: Mike Chioda


-[[ "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and Ken Kennedy stand across the ring from Jarrett, Storm and Masters but they're nowhere near standing together.. Austin stands a few feet away from Kennedy with the World Championship belt clutched firmly in his hand.. Ken Kennedy has the Television championship belt around his waist.. Austin stands completely still, only slightly turning his head to keep an eye on both Kennedy and the opposing team.. Mike Chioda collects the television championship without incident.. Steve Austin stares Chioda down as he reaches out for the belt.. Austin holds the belt out and when Chioda reaches for it, Austin drops it at his feet.. Chioda bends down to pick it up and Austin flinches, causing Chioda to back up quickly and fall on his ass.. He falls back toward the opposing team and Jarrett yanks the world title out of Chioda's hand and raises it high in the air to a huge round of boos, which prompts Austin to snap and nail Jarrett from behind!! Jarrett goes flying forward through the ropes and to the outside! Austin turns around and begins dealing out punches and kicks to Lance Storm, backing him into the turnbuckle and stomping away at him with reckless abandon!! He pulls Storm out of the corner and Masters nails Austin from behind.. But Ken Kennedy nails Masters from behind and spins him around! Kennedy begins dealing out lefts and rights to Masters and then clotheslines him over the top rope and to the floor at the same time that Austin clotheslines Storm over the top rope!! Austin and Kennedy then turn and find themselves face to face.. With each other! Kennedy and Austin stare each other down and Kennedy flashes a big smile.. And Austin and Kennedy both turn around at the exact same time to punch down Jarrett and Masters trying to sneak up on them!! Jarrett and Masters hit the mat and grab their faces.. And Lance Storm slides back into the ring!! He grabs Kennedy by the tights and slings him through the middle and top ropes! Kennedy lands hard and Storm and Austin begin trading punches like crazy!! They go back and forth and Storm knee lifts Austin in the gut.. While they're brawling, Jarrett slowly stands up and runs up behind Austin but Austin punches Storm backward and then spins around.. KICK WHAM STUNNER ON JEFF JARRETT!! Jarrett goes flying and rolls out of the ring!! Chris Masters is up, but before he can even get a running go, Ken Kennedy grabs him from the outside and drags him underneath the bottom rope!! Storm and Austin are the only two in the ring and Mike Chioda signals for the bell to be rung to begin the match!! They continue brawling and Storm rakes Austin's eyes.. He immediately takes Austin into a headlock which Austin backs into the ropes and sends Storm into the opposite side.. Storm comes back at him and Austin goes for a clothesline but Storm ducks it and Austin spins around..... SUPER KICK! Austin catches the boot and yanks Storm forward into a clothesline that nearly makes him do a back flip! Austin covers him.. One! Two! Storm kicks out! Jarrett and Masters take their place on the apron, waiting for Storm's tag.. Ken Kennedy does likewise.. Austin pulls Storm off of the mat and whips him into the ropes.. Austin goes for another clothesline but Storm ducks this one and Austin turns around into a drop kick! Austin goes down and Storm bounces up quickly and hits the ropes.. And drops a knee across Austin's leg!! Austin writhes in pain and begins grabbing at his leg but Storm isn't being denied.. He begins driving his knee into it repeatedly, causing Austin to yell in pain and then Storm sits up, grabs Austin's knee brace.. And begins ripping at it!! Austin manages to punch Storm in the head enough times to get him to stop.. Storm staggers backward and Austin gets up, hobbling a bit.. Austin begins nailing Storm with lefts and rights but Storm takes the shots full on and then drop kicks Austin right in the knee out of nowhere! Austin goes down and lands on his face, clutching his knee.. Storm hits the rope again and stomps right on Austin's knee.. Storm then grabs Austin's ankle and lifts his leg up.. And drives his knee into the mat!! Storm is going after the knee like a shark smelling blood!! Storm then flips Austin over onto his back and hooks his leg.. He's going for an early Straight Shooter but Austin is fighting it like crazy and he grabs Storm by the hair and keeps him from turning the hold over.. Storm finally gets frustrated and begins kicking Austin furiously in the back and then leaving him laying on the mat.. Storm casually tags in Chris Masters.. Masters rolls into the ring, yelling and flexing his pecs.. Storm begins directing traffic and each man grabs one piece of Austin's knee brace.. And they begin ripping at it like a couple of hyenas tearing at a piece of meat and finally, the knee brace comes completely off!! Storm climbs back out onto the apron, leaving Masters and Austin to themselves.. Austin, grabbing his knee, tries to crawl to Kennedy, but Masters yanks Austin back into the center of the ring and drops an elbow across his back.. Masters pulls Austin back to his feet and chops him hard across the chest before shoving him hard back into the turnbuckle.. Masters begins shoulder blocking Austin into the corner and then begins driving knees into his midsection!! Austin yells in pain and anger and begins punching back at Masters, trying to gain an advantage back but Masters shrugs it off and casually kicks Austin right in the knee again!! And then he drives his elbow right into the side of Austin's head!! Austin slumps down in the corner on his ass.. Chris Masters plants his boot on Austin's cheek and holds it there, flexing his muscles.. Masters gets a running start and charges to the opposite corner.. And then he runs back at Austin but Austin anticipates him and grabs Masters by the tights, yanking him shoulder first between the middle and top turnbuckles, forcing him into the ring post!! Masters staggers out, looking drunk and Austin cradles him quickly.. ONE! TWO! THREE-- MASTERS KICKED OUT!! Austin staggers up and tries to limp as quickly as he can to Kennedy but Masters tackles him down from behind and drags him back into the center of the ring.. Kennedy is yelling at Austin to make the tag but Chris Masters isn't having it.. He grabs Austin by the back of his tights and yanks him straight up off of the mat.. And then hammer fists him right back down!! Austin yells, grabbing at his back.. Masters pulls Austin by his leg back to his corner and tags in Jeff Jarrett.. Masters gets back on the apron.. Jarrett is smiling as he pulls Austin to his feet and kicks him in the gut.. Austin leans on the ropes, not having much mobility left after the beating he's taken.. Jarrett punches at him a few times and then laughs as he kicks Austin in the knee.. Austin goes down to one knee, looking a bit distressed and Jarrett kicks him in the head.. Mike Chioda tries to tell Jarrett to get Austin off of the ropes but Jarrett isn't listening.. Jarrett chokes Austin against the ropes and then flips him over, chest first onto the middle rope.. Jarrett rests his knee across Austin's back, choking him down and Mike Chioda finally pulls Jarrett off of him and points in his face!! Jarrett shoves Chioda backward and.. Chioda shoves him back!! So Jarrett grabs Chioda by the shirt and begins yelling in his face!! And then Steve Austin rolls over, leans forward and LOW BLOWS JEFF JARRETT!! Jarrett drops to his knees, tearing Chioda's shirt on the way down and then gripping his belt to stay in an upright position.. And Austin makes a dive.. ]]-

-[[ And makes the tag to Ken Kennedy!! Kennedy comes in and immediately begins taking it to Jarrett, his former mentor, with lefts and rights!! Jarrett is trying to block with one hand and hold his balls with the other and Ken Kennedy is just destroying him!! Kennedy whips Jarrett into the ropes and nails him with a spinning heel kick!! Jarrett gets right back to his feet and Kennedy begins punching away at him again and whips him into the corner!! Jarrett hits hard and Kennedy follows him in with a clothesline!! Jarrett staggers out of the corner, looking disoriented and Kennedy comes at him from behind with a BULL DOG! Jarrett goes down and Kennedy makes a pin fall and hooks the leg.. ONE! TWO! Jarrett kicked out!! Kennedy pulls Jarrett up and pushes him into the ropes.. Kennedy chops him and begins punching away at him again but Jarrett manages to deflect one of the punches and eye-poke Kennedy!! Jarrett then blatantly kicks Kennedy right in the groin and pie faces him to the mat.. Jarrett shakes his head, wiping some blood from his lip and he grabs each of Kennedy's feet and holds him spread eagle.. And then he drops and punches Kennedy right in the groin!! Jarrett stands over him again, still looking pissed at the house of fire entrance Kennedy made.. Jarrett hits the ropes and drops an elbow across Kennedy's chest and then begins punching away at his head.. Jarrett pulls Kennedy's head up and slugs him again.. Jarrett pulls Kennedy back to his feet and whips him into the ropes.. Kennedy comes back at him and Jarrett goes for a back elbow but Kennedy ducks it and spins around to face Jarrett.. He kicks him in the gut and goes for a vertical suplex but Jarrett slips out behind him... STROKE!! STROKE ON KEN KENNEDY!! Jarrett sits up on his knees... Why isn't he going for the cover!? Because he doesn't want Kennedy's title.. He wants AUSTIN'S title!! Jarrett stands up and tags in Lance Storm.. Storm goes in and immediately pulls Kennedy off of the mat.. He holds Kennedy up and slings him forward into Austin's corner.. Lance Storm begins motioning for Austin to tag Kennedy and get in the ring.. Austin is barely standing, using the ropes for balance.. Kennedy pulls himself up on the ropes in front of Austin.. Kennedy tells Austin he's got this and when he turns around to face off with Storm again, Austin slaps him on the back for the tag!! The fans pop huge!! Austin slowly enters the ring, hobbling big time.. Austin and Storm face off and then lock-up... They fight over it and Austin backs Storm into the ropes.. And Storm immediately kicks Austin in the knee!! Austin's knee attempts to buckle but Austin fights it and knees Storm right in the gut!! Austin immediately hooks him and DDTs him straight off of the ropes!! Austin stands up and begins sizing Storm up.. Storm slowly stands, holding his neck and when he turns around.. MIDDLE FINGERS!!! ......POLISH HAMMER TO THE BACK!! Chris Masters isn't even supposed to be in the ring!! Austin staggers forward and Lance Storm cradles him!! ONE! TWO! THREE-- NO!! CHRIS MASTERS BREAKS THE PIN!! Lance Storm immediately stands up and shoves Chris Masters!! Masters shoves him back and locks his hands together, making the Masterlock signal but Storm PUNCHES Chris Masters!! Masters backs up and Jarrett charges into the ring.. He gets in between them.. "Stop fightin', dammit!! If anybody's pinnin'im.. It's gonna be ME!!" And Storm shoves Jarrett!! Jarrett smiles, like "oh no you didn't" and shoves Storm back!! Storm and Jarrett get up in each other's faces and Chris Masters gets up there with them.. All three of them are talking shit as their team disintegrates before our very eyes!! Austin motions for Kennedy to get in the ring and he does.. Kennedy and Austin both rush the trio and Kennedy dumps Masters over the top rope and to the floor!! Kennedy begins brawling with Jarrett and Austin begins going at it with Storm.. Mike Chioda is doing everything he can to restore order when-- ]]-

-[[ THE LIGHTS GO OUT! ]]-

-[[ Everyone in the arena gasps.. The sounds in the ring cease, meaning the action has stopped.... And then.. The lights come back on.. Kennedy.. Austin.. Jarrett.. Storm.. The four of them are still in the ring but on opposite sides of the ring.. Chris Masters is still laying on the outside, leaned against the guardrail.. And in the center of the ring is a man in a ski mask and a trench coat with a steel chair in his hands... Who the hell is this? What does he want!? And then.. He spins and BLASTS JARRETT WITH THE CHAIR!! Jarrett goes down and rolls out of the ring, clutching his head.. Storm stares, wide eyed.. And the masked man flinches toward him with the chair and Storm ducks and rolls out of the ring, staring up into the ring.. The masked man then turns to Austin and Kennedy.. He discards the chair and then raises his hand to remove the mask.. The fans are buzzing in anticipation...... And he rips the mask off.. ]]-

-[[ ......Shit. ]]-

-[[ ....ORTON!! RANDY ORTON!! Steve Austin and Ken Kennedy both look shocked.. Too shocked to move and because of their lack of reaction......... RKO ON "STONE COLD" STEVE AUSTIN!! Orton immediately springs up, striking the "......HEY!" pose!! The fans are booing like crazy!! Orton and Kennedy lock eyes.. The former friends stand there, staring at each other... And then Orton opens his arms, welcoming Kennedy for a hug.. And Kennedy accepts!! Is this some of kind... Fucked up reunion!? They break and Orton looks at Kennedy like he's proud of him.. And....... RKO ON KEN KENNEDY!! Randy Orton stands up, looking disgusted with Kennedy and rolls out of the ring.. Orton backs up the ramp, smiling.. Pleased with himself.. What the fuck.. How has Randy Orton returned.. FROM THE DEAD!? Lance Storm, in shock himself, rolls back inside the ring and quickly covers Austin...... ONE!! .......TWO!! .......THREE-- NO!! AUSTIN ROLLED HIS SHOULDER!! Lance Storm sits up, looking absolutely furious.. Storm turns around and kicks Kennedy out of the ring, forcing him underneath the bottom rope... Storm looks like he's totally lost it.. Austin slowly pulls himself up and Storm turns around.. They face off, only a few feet apart.. And then they hear the ring rumble a bit.. Someone's running across the ring.. The fans gasp, shocked.. Austin looks confused as he sees the person charging up behind Storm.. And STORM DUCKS AT THE LAST SECOND...... AND CARLITO CARIBBEAN COOL BLASTS AUSTIN IN THE FACE WITH A CHAMPIONSHIP BELT!! Carlito stands over Austin with the belt in his hands... Wait a second.. That's not an SGW TITLE!! WHAT IS THAT BELT!? Carlito looks down at Austin and shrugs.. Storm looks shocked at what just happened.. Carlito slides out of the ring, taking the mystery championship belt with him.. Storm looks around and then reluctantly covers Austin.. ONE....... TWO............ THREE!! LANCE STORM IS THE CHAMPION!! Mike Chioda quickly rushes to Storm with the SGW World Championship belt.. Storm clutches it, relishing the victory, but he can't help but stare up the ramp as Carlito leaves, clutching that championship belt of his own... "Stone Cold" Steve Austin has been screwed out of his championship belt, but not by Jarrett or any of his crew.. A seemingly random assault.. By CARLITO has put the World title in the hands of Lance Storm!! What the FUCK is going on!? ]]-

-[[ And who the hell dug up Randy Orton!? ]]-
 

Winner & New SGW World Champion: Lance Storm via Pin Fall




-[[ We cut to the backstage area where we see numerous Solid Gold Wrestling production crew members and officials staring in awe as Randy Orton makes his way through, still wearing the black trench coat.. He pays them no mind, a cocky, confident look on his face... He's making his way for the exit, apparently having done what he sought out to do tonight.. But before he can push through the door and exit the building, he's approached by "The Franchise" Shane Douglas.. Douglas calls out to him, if only because he's afraid to touch him.. ]]-

[ Shane Douglas ] RANDY ORTON!! RANDY GOD DAMN FUCKIN' ORTON!!

-[[ Orton slowly turns around, smiling.. He and "The Franchise" look at each other.. Douglas' eyes are wide.. ]]-

[ Shane Douglas ] FUCK!! IT.. IS YOU!! BUT.. YOU DIED!! YOU DIED!! YOU FUCKIN' DIED!!

-[[ Orton shrugs and then nods, still smiling. ]]-

[ Shane Douglas ] HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF THE FUCKIN' AMBULANCE?! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU ESCAPE!?

-[[ Orton is so matter-of-fact, it's almost hard to believe that he's just returned from the dead.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] I didn't.

-[[ Douglas looks around, confused.. And then he settles back on Orton.. ]]-

[ Shane Douglas ] THEN HOW.... WHY.... THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?

-[[ Orton takes a deep breath.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] When it pertains to my return from the afterlife.. It was never a matter of how.. Or why..

-[[ Orton looks up.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] It was a matter of.. When.

[ Shane Douglas ] BUT THAT'S GOD DAMN IMPOSSIBLE!!

-[[ Orton looks down at Douglas and touches his shoulder.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] Is that impossible?

-[[ He points back toward the direction of the entrance way.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] Was what just happened.. Impossible?

-[[ Orton smirks.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] Look at me.. I am real.. I am living proof.. That the impossible.. IS POSSIBLE!

-[[ Orton grips Douglas' shoulder.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] Flesh gripping flesh, Douglas.. You can't deny that..

-[[ Douglas seems creeped out.. Orton retracts his hand.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] Imagine how I felt about.. Impossible..

-[[ Douglas holds the microphone out to Orton, listening intently.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] Imagine.. Douglas.. Dying at the hands of the man who claims he made you..

-[[ Orton looks down.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] And then finding yourself face to face.. With the person that truly did.. Make.. You..

-[[ Douglas' eyes widen even more.. ]]-

[ Shane Douglas ] HOLY SHIT, YOU SAW GOD!? WHAT THE FUCK DID HE SAY!?

-[[ He doesn't give Orton time to answer.. ]]-

[ Shane Douglas ] I MEAN.. YOU'VE DONE SOME FUCKIN' FUCKED UP SHIT, ORTON!!

-[[ Orton chuckles.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] He? ..The rumors are true, Shane..

-[[ He looks at Douglas, smiling. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] God is a woman.

-[[ A pause as Douglas looks disgusted.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] And you KNOW.. How I feel about those..

-[[ Douglas' jaw drops. ]]-

[ Shane Douglas ] ..YOU FUCKED GOD!?

-[[ It WAS Randy Orton that shit in Chyna's bag earlier! Orton laughs and then goes dead serious. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] ..Of course not!! I called her a cunt.. And I RKO'ED HER THROUGH HER BIG, HOLY DESK!!

-[[ The fuckin' Franchise begins cackling loudly as Orton continues.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] And as she lay there.. Skewered with splinters.. With my spit.. Dripping down her face..

-[[ Orton looks up, remembering this fondly.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] I turned to leave.. Surely condemned to Hell for my act.. And I heard her cry my name..

-[[ Orton nods.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] They always.. Cry my name.

-[[ Orton puts his hand out in front of him, like he's sizing somone up for the RKO.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] And God said unto me...

-[[ He tilts his head back, his voice booming. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] FORSOOTH, RANDY ORTON!! LEAVE MY KINGDOM OF HEAVEN.. AND DESCEND BACK UNTO THE EARTH TO CONQUER SOLID GOLD WRESTLING.. FOR I HAVE FELT YOUR RKO... AND IT WAS GOOD.. FOR YOU ARE.. WITHOUT A DOUBT...... THE ONE, TRUE........

-[[ He closes his eyes.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] ........LEGEND KILLER!

-[[ Orton looks down at Douglas... Douglas is staring in awe.. He's speechless.. Orton takes the microphone from his hand and turns toward the camera, staring hard into it.. Orton takes a few steps toward it and begins speaking.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] What happened tonight.. Was only the beginning..

-[[ A pause.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] Steve Austin.. You took my championship..

-[[ Orton licks his lips.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] Jeff Jarrett.... You.. Took my LIFE!!

-[[ Another pause.. Orton's gaze doesn't waver.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] Ken Kennedy.. You prostituted.. My memory..

-[[ Orton begins undoing the buttons on the trench coat.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] You three.. Are not legends in my eyes.. You three are going to feel.. My wrath..

-[[ Orton throws open one side of the trench coat.. You see part of his black shirt and black pants.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] The wrath.. Of Randy Orton..

-[[ He swings open the other side of the coat, revealing a big, silver cross hanging from his neck.. Orton strikes the "HEY!" pose and remains there with it, frozen.. He tilts his head back, the booming voice echoes from his body.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] .......GODSEND!

-[[ A laugh escapes his mouth.. ]]-

[ Randy Orton ] ..And Jesus wept.

-[[ He scoffs. ]]-

-[[ The camera zooms in on his face and stays there.. He stares straight ahead.. My God.. Is he out of his mind!? ]]-
 


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