-[[ The janitor's closet. ]]-

-[[ You hear heavy breathing, flesh smacking on flesh.. You can't see anything because the light isn't on.. But you hear a voice and immediately know who both people are in side of the room.. ]]-

[ Trish Stratus ] Yeah.. Yeah! Like that, Edge! Do it!

-[[ Trish Stratus moans loudly and you realize immediately what's going on inside of this enclosed space..]]-

[ Edge ] Shut up.. I'm almost there!

-[[ And then the janitor's closet opens up and Maria pokes her head inside! She immediately covers her eyes and backs up, gasping in shock. ]]-

[ Maria ] Omigosh, I'm so sorry~!!

-[[ She turns to a crew member that heard her cry out. ]]-

[ Maria ] Don't worry! I'm okay! I just caught Edge and Trish making babiezzz~!!

-[[ Edge storms out of the closet, stuffing his Johnson back into his pants and zipping up.. He turns to Trish, pissed off. ]]-

[ Edge ] Deal with this.. I'm going to get ready for my damn match!!

-[[ Edge storms off down the hallway as Trish steps out of the closet, adjusting her hair, getting it back in place.. Maria begins giggling. ]]-

[ Trish Stratus ] What's so funny?

-[[ Maria points. ]]-

[ Maria ] Your boobies are showing! lolz

-[[ Trish quickly pulls her top back down, covering her naked breasts.. Trish, flustered, obviously doesn't sound happy at all about the situation she's in. ]]-

[ Trish Stratus ] Okay.. Now.. What do you want, Maria?

[ Maria ] Well.. I wanted to interview Edge before his match but he left! And Shane Douglas already interviewed Lance Storm and now I don't have a world champion to interview!

-[[ Trish smiles mockingly. ]]-

[ Trish Stratus ] Let me tell you something, Maria.. Is that okay?

-[[ Maria nods happily. ]]-

[ Trish Stratus ] You don't need Edge to know what he plans on doing tonight against Lance Storm.. I can do that just as well.... Do you want a spoiler warning for the world title match later tonight?

-[[ Maria shakes her head. ]]-

[ Maria ] I wanna be surprised!

-[[ Trish laughs. ]]-

[ Trish Stratus ] That's good! That's good... But let me just say this.. If you're a fan of Lance Storm... This story ISN'T.. Going to have a happy ending.. 'Kay? Thanks.. Bye.

-[[ She walks away from Maria, going in the direction Edge disappeared into. ]]-

-[[ Fade. ]]-
 

-[[ They begin in their corners and slowly approach each other until they're standing face to face in the middle of the ring.. They stand nose to nose as the fans buzz in anticipation.. Each man takes a step back and then they lock up fiercely and begin fighting over it.. Triple H backs the Rock into the ropes and the referee calls for a break.. Triple H breaks the lock-up and takes a step back before kicking the Rock in the gut.. Triple H whips the Rock into the ropes and goes for a clothesline but the Rock ducks it and Triple H turns around just in time to catch the Rock with a spine buster! Triple H covers him! One! The Rock kicks out with force! Triple H gets up quickly and hits the ropes, he goes to drop a knee on the Rock but the Rock moves and waits for Triple H to stand, sizing him up and he goes for a spine buster of his own but Triple H double axe handles the Rock in the back, driving him onto his knees.. Triple H pulls him in for the Pedigree but the Rock back drops Triple H out of it and spins around, sizing up the King of Kings once more.. Triple H slowly stands, staggering around and the Rock hooks him for the Rock Bottom but Triple H elbows out of it, sending the Rock staggering into the ropes, where he leans on the top one for a moment before turning around into another kick and another Pedigree attempt, but the Rock drops to his knees and uppercuts Triple H in the jaw! Triple H staggers back into the ropes and the Rock catches him.. Spine buster! The Rock springs back up to his feet and kicks Triple H in the shoulder! He removes his elbow pad and flings it out into the crowd! The Rock hits the ropes.. Jumps over Triple H.. Hits the other side and goes for it! People's Elbow! He got it! The Rock covers him and hooks the leg! One! Two! Thr-- No! Triple H got a shoulder up! The Rock can't believe it! The Rock tells the referee that was a three count, but it wasn't! Triple H slowly turns over and begins to stand, pushing himself up on all fours.. The Rock waits on Triple H to get up and then hooks him.. For a Pedigree of his own! But Triple H back drops the Rock out of the hold, but they were too close to the ropes and the Rock goes over the top rope and to the outside! The Rock lands hard, clutching his back.. Triple H stares out at him, smiling and follows him out.. The Rock tries to fight Triple H off, throwing a punch at him but Triple H blocks it and kicks the Rock in the gut.. PEDIGREE ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!! The fans "ohhhhh" in sympathy pain.. Triple H pulls the Rock up and throws him underneath the bottom rope.. Triple H follows him in and covers him, he hooks the leg.. One! Two! Three-- NO! The Rock got a shoulder up! Triple H can't believe it! He stands up and pulls the Rock to his feet.. Triple H kicks him in the gut and goes for another pedigree.. But the Rock back drops him out of it and spins around.. Triple H gets up and turns around, he throws a punch at the Rock but the Rock ducks it and catches him.. ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! The Rock covers him and hooks the leg! ONE! TWO! THREE!! THE ROCK HAS WON THE MATCH!! ]]-
 

-[[ The number bin is rolling again. ]]-

-[[ Pan back and there's Hart and Venis again and the bin comes to a stop.. Venis raises the lid and you see a hand go inside.. When the hand comes out with a number, you see that it belongs to Shawn Michaels.. Michaels has a large bandage on his head.. Eric Young is standing next to him with wide eyes.. Michaels cracks open the shell and looks at the number. ]]-

[ Shawn Michaels ] Hmph.

[ Eric Young ] Did you get a good one, Shawn?

-[[ Michaels looks at him, smirking. ]]-

[ Shawn Michaels ] Wouldn't you like to know?

[ Eric Young ] I do, Shawn! I do! What'd ya' get?

[ Shawn Michaels ] Come here, I'll tell ya'.

-[[ Eric Young leans in and Shawn puts his mouth next to Young's ear. ]]-

[ Shawn Michaels ] IT'S A SECRET!

-[[ Eric Young backs up, holding his ear and pouting.. He rubs his ear. ]]-

[ Shawn Michaels ] Come on, you mook.. I got a match to win.

-[[ They walk out of the room and the Rock walks in, fresh off of his victory over Triple H.. The Rock walks in with a cocky air about him.. The Rock sticks his hand in the bin and removes the number.. He cracks it open. ]]-

[ The Rock ] Whoa, mama.. The Rock hit pay dirt! Yeah!

-[[ The Rock adjusts the waist of his tights. ]]-

[ The Rock ] The Rock got a high number in case ya' couldn't tell..

-[[ The Rock smirks. ]]-

[ The Rock ] That means the Rock is gonna win.

-[[ The Rock looks at Venis, leery.. ]]-

[ The Rock ] What are ya' lookin' at, Captain?

-[[ The Rock laughs. ]]-

[ The Rock ] Ya' got an eye patch.. The Rock called ya' captain. Pirate joke, mama.. Whoa!

-[[ Venis seethes.. ]]-

[ The Rock ] Ya' ain't lookin' at the Rock's strudel are ya'?

-[[ The Rock takes his number and clenches it in his fist. ]]-

[ The Rock ] Ya' better watch it, Venis.. The Rock's got his eyes on ya'.

-[[ The Rock walks out of the room.. CM Punk and Rob Van Dam walk into the room and Venis shuts the bin.. Punk and Van Dam look at the bin as SGW crew members carry the bin away from Hart and Venis. ]]-

[ Val Venis ] All the spots are taken.

[ Rob Van Dam ] That sucks, dude.

[ CM Punk ] Dammit!!

-[[ Fade. ]]-
 

-[[ Colt Cabana and Shane Douglas stand in the corner talking over a strategy while Maria stands on the apron, looking terrified about getting in the ring.. The Sandman stands in his corner with a cigarette in his mouth and his Singapore cane in his hand.. He flicks the cigarette outside and hands the cane to Maria, who stares at it in awe with gigantic, almost cartoonishly big eyes.. Cabana motions for Sandman to tag in Maria, egging him on, saying he wants a piece of her first.. The fans boo loudly.. The Sandman shrugs and slaps Maria's hand that was resting on the top rope! She looks shocked and slowly climbs in the ring with the cane clutched firmly in both of her hands.. Cabana laughs and then tags in Shane Douglas! It was a swerve! Shane Douglas begins circling around Maria, laughing like a maniac as Maria cowers in fear, holding the cane out in front of her like a sword! Douglas lunges at her and she dives out of the way! Douglas goes after her again and she moves quickly to avoid him! Douglas is becoming increasingly angry and dives after her one more time and she sidesteps him and begins nailing him across the head and back with the cane! Douglas begins running away from her as she hits him repeatedly and he dives out of the ring and runs up the ramp a bit where Colt Cabana meets him and tries to comfort him a bit! Maria jumps and down, celebrating like she's won the match and Douglas yells and charges back down to the ring! She stops and shrieks and Douglas rolls into the ring after her! She drops the cane and dives.. And tags in the Sandman! The Sandman gets in the ring and Douglas stops dead in his tracks! The Sandman has a beer in his hand mysteriously and he pops it open and begins pouring it all over his face! He smashes the can against his forehead and flings the can into the crowd! Douglas yells and charges at him and they begin trading punches! The Sandman gets the better of him and Douglas staggers backward into his corner and tags in Colt Cabana for the first time! Cabana hops over the top rope and goes right after the Sandman! They begin trading punches and Cabana kicks him in the gut! Cabana whips the Sandman into the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Sandman ducks it and when Cabana turns around, Sandman clubs him right in the face! Cabana staggers backward and grabs his eye! Cabana gets the referee to check on him and while the referee is distracted, SMACK! The Sandman goes down! Shane Douglas nailed Sandman with his own Singapore cane! Cabana immediately shoves the referee out of the way, kicks Sandman in the gut.. COLT .45!! He covers him and hooks the leg! One! Two! Three! Colt Cabana and the SGW Lifetime World Champion are victorious on the grandest stage of them all! ]]-
 

-[[ Ken Kennedy's dressing room. ]]-

-[[ Ken Kennedy, the Big Show and Lollipop are inside of the dressing room.. ]]-

[ Ken Kennedy ] With the number I drew, Show.. There's no way I can lose tonight!

[ The Big Show ] Ken.. Tonight.. You took out Scott Steiner.. You proved what you were all about, brother.. There's nothing stopping you from riding that momentum all the way to the end of that battle royal..

[ Ken Kennedy ] Tonight's going to be a milestone moment for Ken Kennedy, Show.. In the same night, I defeat the greatest SGW World Champion in history.. And then I win the number one contendership to get my first one on one World title shot..

-[[ There's a knock on the door and then it opens up.. Kennedy and Show wait turn around, looking ready to fight, depending who it is.. But John Cena walks in, putting his hands up in mock defense. ]]-

[ John Cena ] Easy, son..

-[[ John Cena walks up to Kennedy and extends his hand.. They shake. ]]-

[ John Cena ] Congratulations tonight, man..

[ Ken Kennedy ] Sorry I can't say the same..

[ John Cena ] What can I say? At least I didn't tap out, right?

-[[ Cena then puts his index finger on Kennedy's chest. ]]-

[ John Cena ] But you, dawg.. You took out the best world champion in SGW history!!

-[[ Cena takes a step back, looking Kennedy up and down.. ]]-

[ John Cena ] Sounds like tonight.. You gonna be one o' da' guys to beat..

-[[ Kennedy looks down, not replying. ]]-

[ John Cena ] I just wanted to say.. No matta' who wins out there.. Good luck, bro.

[ Ken Kennedy ] Same to you.. Bro.

-[[ They shake again and Cena walks out of the room. ]]-

-[[ Fade. ]]-
 

-[[ Chuck Norris and Tom Cruise stand in their respective corners... Cruise seems to be having trouble keeping still, as he hops in place, moving his head from side to side.. Chuck Norris looks calm and calls for a microphone.. He gets a sympathetic look on his face as if he doesn't realize why the fans are booing him... He receives the microphone and begins to speak.. ]]-

[ Chuck Norris ] Tom.. Will you join me for a moment?

-[[ Norris points to the center of the ring.. Cruise reluctantly meets him in the center of the ring.. Norris puts his hand on Cruise's shoulder, staring him dead in the eyes. ]]-

[ Chuck Norris ] Are you sure you want this, Tom?

-[[ Tom Cruise looks like he can't believe Norris asked him that question.. Norris smirks.. ]]-

[ Chuck Norris ] Let me tell you a story, Tom.. A story about a little company called Pro-Wrestling Redefined..

-[[ The fans erupt in boos and a loud "SG-Dub" chant breaks out. ]]-

[ Chuck Norris ] Pro-Wrestling Redefined was a revolutionary company.. A company that wasn't just one long winded racist joke like a lot of people people claim it was.. Oh, no, Tom.. It was much more.. There was one point.. Where we almost stole one of Solid Gold Wrestling's greatest talents!

-[[ Norris nods.. Raising his hand, hoping to silence the fans. ]]-

[ Chuck Norris ] We called Taz to get him to jump ship.. But he couldn't hear the phone to pick it up! He doesn't hear very well, see?

-[[ The fans boo loudly. ]]-

[ Chuck Norris ] How about it, Boston?

-[[ Norris turns back to Cruise. ]]-

[ Chuck Norris ] It would be wise to rethink your decision, Tom.. Have you not heard? The kids on the street say.. That I don't do push-ups.. I push the ground.. Down.

-[[ Norris points down, accentuating his point. ]]-

[ Chuck Norris ] I've also heard that I.. Wear live rattle snakes for condoms.

-[[ Cruise looks on in disbelief and yanks the microphone toward his own mouth. ]]-

[ Tom Cruise ] Condoms.. Are for pussies!

-[[ He yanks the microphone out of Chuck Norris' hand.. The fans erupt in cheers, chanting "CRUISE! CRUISE!" over and over. ]]-

[ Tom Cruise ] And if you don't like SGW, man.. Then.. Fuck you.. Just.. FUCK YOU!

-[[ And Tom Cruise throws a punch, but Chuck Norris dodges it in slow motion, grabs Tom's hand and flips him over his shoulder! Tom Cruise lands flat on his back, yelling in pain.. Cruise sits up and slowly stands just in time to receive three slow motion spin kicks! Tom Cruise, having only taken those moves, looks like he's already been through a war, his clothes torn, blood and bruises on his face.. Chuck Norris advances on Cruise and goes to deliver the death blow but Cruise pulls Charles Robinson in front of him and Robinson takes the shot! Robinson goes down in a heap! Norris shakes his head and goes after Cruise again, but Norris is suddenly lifted off of the mat.. With a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Norris lands flat on his back and doesn't move.. And Val Venis is standing over him, still wearing his suit!! Venis looks at Cruise with hate in his eyes.. And then begins climbing the ropes........ MONEY SHOT ON CHUCK NORRIS!! Val stands up, breathing heavily... And Tom Cruise slowly stands.. He pulls Norris to his feet and lifts him up..... CRUISE CONTROL!! Tom Cruise covers Norris... No referee.. But wait.. Val Venis begins unbuttoning his dress shirt.. And reveals a purple and black striped referee shirt!! Val Venis counts!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! Solid Gold Wrestling has won another one!! Tom Cruise stands up, he and Venis stare each other down and Venis calls for a microphone.. He gets right in Cruise's face.. Cruise looks scared to death.. ]]-

[ Val Venis ] Tom Cruise... You are a disgrace... I.. HATE YOU!!

-[[ Cruise knows he's about to die... ]]-

[ Val Venis ] But, dammit....

-[[ Venis extends his hand.. ]]-

[ Val Venis ] I respect you!

-[[ Cruise and Venis shake hands, burying the hatchet once and for all!! Venis raises Cruise's hand in victory as the fans chant "SG-DUB" over and over.. Chuck Norris lays still in the middle of the ring as the fans roar. ]]-
 

-[[ Chris Benoit is making his way through the backstage area.. He obviously not happy in the least.. Chris Benoit stops in front of the boiler room door and bangs his fist on it.. He yells, spit flying from his mouth as he does.. ]]-

[ Chris Benoit ] Raven!

-[[ No answer.. ]]-

[ Chris Benoit ] Raven.. I want to talk to you!!

-[[ Benoit yanks on the door handle.. It doesn't budge. ]]-

[ Chris Benoit ] Raven, dammit!! Open the door!!

-[[ Nothing.. Benoit slams his fist on the door again.. ]]-

[ Chris Benoit ] Ridiculous..

-[[ Chris Benoit turns around and slumps back against the door.. He reaches into the waist of his tights and removes the piece of paper with his battle royal number on it.. He looks down at it, disgusted.. ]]-

[ Chris Benoit ] Dammit.. DAMMIT!!

-[[ He slams his elbow back into the door.. ]]-

[ Chris Benoit ] ...Dammit..

-[[ He bows his head.. ]]-

-[[ Fade. ]]-
 

-[[ Edge and Lance Storm stand in their respective corners.. Lance Storm has the Solid Gold Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship belt around his waist.. Edge stands in his corner with Trish Stratus by his side.. The All-Star Championship Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship belt around his waist.. Gary Michael Cappetta stands in the middle of the ring and begins to speaks.. ]]-

[ Gary Michael Cappetta ] It is now time.. For the world heavyweight championship.. Unification match!

-[[ The fans cheer loudly.. ]]-

[ Gary Michael Cappetta ] In the corner to my right.. Hailing from Toronto, Ontario, Canada... He is a former Solid Gold Wrestling Gimmick Champion.. A former ten time world tag team champion.. And he is the current and reigning, All-Star Championship Wrestling.. World! Heavyweight Champion.. Being accompanied to the ring by Trish Stratus...... THIS.. IS..... EDDDGGEEEEE!!!

-[[ The fans erupt in boos.. ]]-

[ Gary Michael Cappetta ] And in the corner to my left.. Hailing from Calgary, Alberta, Canada.. He is a former Solid Gold Wrestling Television Champion.. He is the former TWO-TIME All-Pro Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion..... And he is the current and reigning.. Solid Gold Wrestling.. WORLD! Heavyweight Champion.... He is.. LAAAAAAANCE.. STOOOOOOOOOORM!!

-[[ Storm steps forward and raises his arms to a big pop.. Lance Storm and Edge remove their championship belts and hand them to Mike Chioda.. Chioda raises the championships in the air and then passes them off to the time keeper.. He calls for the bell and Edge immediately runs across the ring and goes for a corner splash but Storm moves and Edge nails the top turnbuckle and turns back around into a big right hand from Storm! Edge staggers back against the ropes and Storm clotheslines him over the top rope and to the floor! Edge staggers around the ring as if he's using the apron to guide himself around and Storm follows him out of the ring.. Storm gives chase and Edge slides back into the ring.. Storm follows him in and Edge begins stomping him across the back but Storm hooks Edge's ankle and trips him! Storm is up quickly and he goes for the Straight Shooter but Edge fights it and scrambles franticly for the ropes, gripping the bottom one and holding on with both arms! Chioda makes Storm take a step back and Edge uses the ropes to pull himself up.. Edge pulls Chioda between he and Storm and begins telling Chioda that Storm pulled his hair.. Chioda turns to Storm and tells him not to do that as the fans boo and then Edge reaches around Chioda and punches Storm in the eye! Storm staggers back and Edge begins clubbing him with forearms across the back.. Edge knee lifts him but holds Storm's head down so he's forced to take it in the face.. Edge then pushes Storm backward into the ropes and begins punching away at his head.. Edge backs up and lunges at Storm but Storm ducks and back drops Edge over the top rope and onto the apron! Storm turns around and Edge reaches to suplex him but Storm drops and dropkicks Edge in the knee, knocking his feet out from under him and causing him to land face first on the apron! Edge lays with his upper body on the apron and then raises his head up just in time to catch a baseball slide from Storm! The impact sends Edge flying backward against the guardrail! Lance Storm follows him out and immediately throws him back inside the ring.. Storm goes for a cover.. One! Two! Edge gets a shoulder up.. Storm pulls Edge up to his feet and whips him into the turnbuckle but Edge reverses it and sends Storm crashing into it chest first.. Edge bounces off of the ropes and when Storm staggers out of the corner backward, Edge creams him with the SPEAR!! The fans "OHH!" in surprise and Edge covers him, hooking the leg! ONE! TWO! THREE- NO!!!! Storm kicks out!! Edge sits up, pissed and begins punching Storm in the head.. Edge stands up and walks over to the corner.. He crouches down and begins motioning for Storm to stand up.. Edge is going to go for another one.... Storm slowly stands, clutching his midsection.. And when Storm is up, Edge charges at him.. And Storm drop toe holds Edge and locks it in... STRAIGHT SHOOTER!! He holds Edge in the move, torquing back on it!! The fans are going nuts! Edge reaches for the ropes.. Edge tries pushing himself up, trying to power out of the move.. He drags Storm a few feet, trying to get to the bottom rope... Storm tries to drag him back but Edge powers him over and grabs the bottom rope! Storm breaks the hold as the fans boo.. Edge and Storm both stand... They eye each other and then lock up.. They fight over it and Edge raises his knee but Storm backs up to avoid it and breaks the lock-up.. Edge lunges and goes for a clothesline but Storm ducks it and Edge turns right around into a SUPERKICK! Edge stands for a second and then falls over slowly like a falling tree! Storm hooks both of Edge's legs and flips over him, covering him.. One! Two! Thre-- Edge gets a shoulder up! Storm immediately gets up and begins climbing to the top rope.... Edge slowly stands, looking out of it and he turns around.. And Storm flies..... MISSILE DROP KICK!! Edge pulls Mike Chioda in the way and he takes the brunt of it!! Storm gets up, checking on the referee and turns right around into ANOTHER SPEAR!! Edge covers him.. No referee!! Edge stands up and rolls out of the ring.. He grabs the ACW championship belt... He crouches down in the corner with the belt in his hands.. He's motioning for Storm to stand.... Storm does, slowly and turns around..... Edge goes for the spear again but Storm leap frogs it and Edge turns around and Storm executes a double leg take down, the belt goes flying and Storm locks in the STRAIGHT SHOOTER!! EDGE BEGINS TAPPING OUT!! NO REFEREE!! The fans are going nuts, but there's no referee!! Trish Stratus rolls into the ring and gets right in Storm's face as he keeps the hold locked on.. And Trish slaps Storm across the face!! Storm doesn't release so Trish slaps him again!! And Trish is tripped from the outside and dragged out.. by MAJOR GUNNZ!! Trish and Gunnz roll around on the outside, CAT FIGHT!! Storm keeps the hold on, not letting it go for anything as Edge reaches for the ropes... And Tyson Tomko slides into the ring and BOOTS STORM right in the side of the head!! Storm goes tumbling to the side and Tomko stands over him, looking pissed before.. MIKE AWESOME comes from nowhere and clotheslines Tomko over the top rope and to the floor! Awesome follows him out and they brawl to the back!! Storm and Edge are both laying on the mat, not moving much.. Edge pushes himself up and gets up to one knee.. Storm uses the ropes to pull himself up but the shot to the head from Tomko has rattled him.. He stumbles forward and lands chest first across the middle rope.. Edge bounces off of the ropes and kicks Lance Storm right in the back of the head.. Storm slumps off of the ropes and lands on his ass.... Storm tries to roll over and get up but Edge kicks him in the side of the head, putting him flat on his back!! Mike Chioda begins to come to and Edge covers Storm.... Chioda slowly crawls over..... One......... Two............ Three- Storm barely got a shoulder up! Edge can't believe it! Edge yanks at his hair and pulls Storm up.. Edge pulls Storm close but Storm drops to one knee, he's out of it.. Edge hooks him for the Edgeacution... And he gets it!! Edge covers him... ONE! TWO! THREE- NO! Storm gets the shoulder up again! Edge yells in fury and pulls Storm up again.. He hooks him for it for a second time..... And Storm drops to one knee again and trips Edge and puts him back in the STRAIGHT SHOOTER!! But Storm is too weakened to hold it on strong and Edge powers out of it, sending Storm careening into the turnbuckles and when he turns around, Edge GOES FOR THE SPEAR!! Storm sidesteps it and Edge hits the turnbuckle!! Storm rolls him up.. ONE!! TWO!! THREE-- NO!! Edge kicked out!! Edge and Storm both get to their feet, Storm is visibly still knocked loopy from that kick from Tomko.. Edge and Storm trade punches and Storm chops Edge and Edge responds by shoving Storm backward.. Storm tumbles back into Chioda again, knocking him down and Edge scrambles for the ACW championship belt that he dropped earlier.. Storm advances on Edge and grabs him from behind.. And Edge turns and blasts Storm with the ACW Championship belt!! Storm staggers back, standing and unconscious at the same time.. And Edge kicks him in the gut.. EDGEACUTION ON THE CHAMPIONSHIP BELT!! Edge throws the title out of the ring and covers Storm, hooking both legs!! Chioda crawls over slowly.. ONE........ TWO........ THREEEEE!! EDGE IS THE CHAMPION!! Edge lets go and drops to his knees as he's presented with the SGW championship belt... Edge openly weeps as he holds the championship belt tightly to his chest as the fans boo... Edge makes the referee put the belt around his waist as he raises his arms in victory... He's ended the six month long undefeated streak of Lance Storm and has become the world champion.. My God, what does this mean for SGW!? ]]-
 

-[[ The parking lot. ]]-

-[[ The rear entrance to the building comes flying open and Randy Orton comes tumbling out and lands on the pavement.. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin follows him out, kicking him in the ass, sending him further a few feet.. Orton can already hear the rumbling and within a few seconds, the garbage truck with 'APW' spray painted on it comes plowing into sight.. Randy Orton looks on in horror.. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] Come on, you son of a bitch!!

-[[ Austin begins stomping away at Orton as Taz steps out of the truck.. Austin grabs Orton by his tights and slings him into the side of the truck face first.. Orton throws a punch but Austin blocks it and begins putting the boots to him!! Taz joins in and pulls Orton back to his feet.. Orton throws another punch, desperately wanting to go out fighting but Taz ducks it and catches him.. TAZMISSION!! Taz whips Orton around in the hold and then flings backward.. TAZMISSION PLEX ON THE PAVEMENT!! Taz stands up and Austin just looks on in surprise. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] Damn, son! You fucked'im up!

-[[ Taz pulls the lever and opens the back of the truck.. ]]-

[ Taz ] 'Chu want da' hona'?

-[[ Austin shakes his head. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] He's all yours, son.

-[[ Taz shrugs and hooks Orton.. T-BONE SUPLEX INTO THE GARBAGE TRUCK!! Austin puts his hand on the lever to shut it but a voice stops them.. ]]-

[ Tom Cruise ] Got room for one more?

-[[ Tom Cruise and Val Venis walk into the shot.. Val Venis has Chuck Norris slung over his shoulder.. Austin looks at Norris and shakes his head, laughing... ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] Well.. This is the APDubya garbage truck..

-[[ Cruise looks disappointed.. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] But.. Ah.. Hell, son.. We can make an exception..

-[[ Venis dumps Chuck Norris on the ground. ]]-

[ Val Venis ] Allow me, Steve.

-[[ Austin walks over to the truck and removes a can of spray paint from nowhere in particular.. Venis then uses the can to paint 'PWR' in purple paint just underneath the APW graffiti.. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] That's more like it.

-[[ Austin and Venis each grab Chuck's arms and legs and fling him into the back of the truck before Tom Cruise pulls the lever and compacts everyone inside of it.. Just before it closes, you hear someone shouting from the back. ]]-

[ Carlito ] WAIT.. CHUCK NORRIS!?! HE'LL KILL US ALL!! D'AS NOT COOL!!

-[[ The door shuts and everyone stands there, amused.. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] So, Taz.. What are ya' gonna do now?

-[[ Taz looks out over the parking lot. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] You gonna stick around?

[ Taz ] Nah, brutha'..

[ Steve Austin ] Hell.. You should.. We'd make a good team, kid.

-[[ Taz offers his hand to shake.. ]]-

[ Taz ] Thanks.. But I roll alone.. Just like I always have.

-[[ Austin nods.. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] Understandable.

-[[ Taz walks off into the distance, leaving Austin, Cruise and Venis with the truck. ]]-

-[[ Fade. ]]-