-[[ The camera
switch back to the interview area in the arena. Maria is gripping the
microphone with two hands, look very excited and happy to start her latest
interview segment. Trish Stratus and Tomko are on either side of her, and
Edge, holding his newly revealed SGW World Heavyweight title.
]]-
[
Maria
]
Hiya! It's me, Maria! Right now I'm
standing by with the Champion of the ENTIRE WORLD, EDGE!!
-[[ Edge cracks
a huge smile, standing directly in front of Tomko.
]]-
[
Maria
]
Now Edge, tonight, you beat CM Punk
and revealed a new title! How does it make you feel?
[
Edge
]
How does it make me feel? What the
hell kind of question is that?
[
Maria
]
I.. I don't know! :(
-[[ She pouts
and Edge shakes it off.
]]-
[
Edge
]
Beating CM Punk tonight was no big
deal, because it's like this Maria.. Winning is what I do and do best!
That's why I'm the damn champion! THAT'S WHY I HAVE THIS TITLE BELT!
-[[ Zoom in on
the Rated R World title.
]]-
[
Maria
]
It's a cool belt, can I touch it?
[
Edge
]
No.
[
Maria
]
Oh.
-[[ Maria
frowns at Edge's snapping.
]]-
[
Edge
]
This is the first ever customized SGW
World Heavyweight title. This company has been using the same damn title
since day stinkin' one! The old belt was fine and dandy for all the
previous champions in the past. Bill Goldberg, Jeff Jarrett, Scott
Steiner.. It was good enough for them, because they were second-rate
champions, but not me! I NEED MY OWN CUSTOM BELT! BECAUSE I AM A CHAMPION
LIKE NEVER BEFORE! I DESERVE TO BE SET APART FROM THE REST OF THE PACK! I
AM JUST THAT MUCH BETTER!
-[[ Edge smiles
and looks down at his new belt.
]]-
[
Edge
] She's a beaut, isn't she?
-[[ He slaps it
with his free hand, readjusting it back on his shoulder.
]]-
[
Maria
]
It's very pretty.
[
Edge
]
IT'S NOT PRETTY! IT'S MINE! MY TITLE!
I AM THE RATED R SUPERSTAR AND THE RATED R CHAMPION!
-[[ Tomko leans
in and speaks into the mic casually.
]]-
[
Tyson Tomko
] ..Yep.
[
Maria
]
Okay, Edge, let's do it.
-[[ Edge licks
his lips, looking very excited. Trish stares right at Maria, obviously
pissed. ]]-
[
Edge
]
What?
[
Maria
]
The main part of the interview.. Let's
do it now.
-[[ Edge's
disappointed.
]]-
[
Edge
]
Oh..
[
Maria
]
What were you thinking when I said
'let's do it?'
[
Edge
]
Something else, then I realized who I
was talking to. Anyway, get to the point, me and Trish have business to
attend to.
[
Maria
]
The main event for Fallout has been
announced, and you don't have to defend your title.. Just who you defend
it against.. Which.. Makes winning the WrestleBrawl battle royal
meaningless.. And it makes me wonder why there was even a rumble in the
first place.. And.. And..
-[[ She huffs
and puffs, stomping her foot in submission to thinking this situation
over. ]]-
[
Maria
]
..It confuses me.
[
Edge
]
Maria, don't sweat it. When I said I
guaranteed that I'd be the second World Champion in this incarnation of
SGW to make it past the next pay-per-view with the World title, I knew
what was going on! I'd beat Raven at Fallout anyway! But the match that
was booked.. It's fine with me.
-[[ He pauses.
]]-
[
Edge
] I mean, seriously.. It's Rob
Conway and Alex Shelley.
-[[ He shrugs.
]]-
[
Edge
]
What's the big deal?
-[[ Before she
can answer. ]]-
[
Edge
]
THERE ISN'T ONE! NO BIG DEAL! NO SWEAT
WHEN YOU'RE ME AND YOU'RE THE CHAMP! I'll gladly tack the days onto my
World title reign, no problem with me here! And at Fallout, I'm going to
make that pin.. I'm going to be like Babe Ruth, I'm callin' my shot!
-[[ He points
out to the open with his right hand, Maria is the only one looking at
where he's pointing.
]]-
[
Edge
]
Mark it down.. At Fallout, I'm going
to pin Rob Conway. And the next month's pay-per-view, when I get to pick
the contender to defend against.. I'm going to go ahead and name that
person right now.
[
Maria
]
Yay~! I got the big scoop over the
Franchise!
[
Edge
]
At the pay-per-view after Fallout,
when I pin Rob Conway.. I'll defend the SGW World Heavyweight title
against none other than..
-[[ Milking
it.. ]]-
[
Edge
] MR. PERFECT!
[
Maria
]
COOL!
-[[ She stops.
]]-
[
Maria
]
Wait.. Mr. Perfect's..
[
Edge
]
DEAD! HE'S DEAD, MARIA!
[
Maria
]
That's no good.
[
Edge
]
That's one of the perks of being the
champion, Maria! And besides, Perfect's won World titles in countless
companies when he was thought to be dead. I mean, c'mon, Curt Hennig's a
DEAD ringer to get an SGW World title shot!
-[[ Maria
doesn't catch on.
]]-
[
Edge
] ..Because he's dead.. Dead
ringer..
[
Maria
]
So anyway, Edge, what if Raven or one
of the Pulse members makes the pin?
[
Edge
]
If they do, Maria..
-[[ Edge stares
deep into her eyes, she's almost intimidated.
]]-
[
Edge
]
God help us all.
-[[ He
finishes. ]]-
[
Edge
]
Because with that.. Hell will have
frozen over, and we'd all be dead.
[
Maria
]
I HOPE THE PULSE DOESN'T WIN THEN!
[
Edge
] No worries, Maria.. The Rated
R Champion, he doesn't plan on losing this belt, or a match, any time
soon. So you have no worries, neither does Hell of freezing. And that's
something you can go ahead an BANK ON!
-[[ Edge goes
off camera with Trish and Tomko following him. Maria just stands there
looking relieved as the scene fades.
]]-
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