SHOCK!!

[--We cut backstage where we see Steve Corino relaxing before his match tonight.... All of the sudden we hear a loud WHOOSH and Corino's hair is blown weirdly... We pan over... and it's the HURRICANE AND MIGHTY MOLLY!! Corino doesn't look to pleased...--]

The Hurricane: Look what we have here, Mighty Molly... "The King of Old School" who does things decidedly.... NEW SCHOOL..... WHASSUPWITDAT!?!

The Hurricane: What I want.... Is to know exactly what you are thinking when you claim to be old school, when you go attacking people when they aren't expecting it..... Like...... RVD? You wouldn't happen to be lying about your old school heritage would you?

Steve Corino: Rob Van Dam got what he deserved you son of a bitch!! Don't go giving me this crap because me and some friends beat the tar out of some junky!!

The Hurricane: The Hurricane stands for all that is right, Corino... The Hurricane stands for the saying "SAY NO TO DRUGS"... But he also stands for a FAIR FIGHT...

The Hurricane: Since the Hurricane is a man of honor.... I will now dignify you with a reasonable response..

[--The Hurricane floors Corino with one stiff HURRI-PUNCH!!!! Corino hits the floor holding his face, and the Hurricane and Molly dash off camera....--]

Bret Hart & Bill Goldberg
vs.
The Dudley Boyz

STIPULATIONS: NONE

TITLE ON THE LINE: NONE

[--Hart and D-Von pair off while Goldberg and D-Von pair off!!! This is supposed to be a standard tag team match, but they're brawling like there's no tomorrow!!! Bret clotheslines D-Von out of the ring and Goldberg whips Buh Buh to the ropes..... SPEAR!!!!! The fans roar as Goldberg yells after the move... D-Von slides back in and Hart floors him with a big right hand, but that doesn't keep him down... Buh Buh gets up from the spear and Goldberg delivers a stiff kick to his gut... He lifts him up high.....JACKHAMMER!!!!! Hart hits the atomic drop on D-Von and grabs his legs..... SHARPSHOOTER!!!!!! We've got stereo finishers and the ref counts Goldberg's pin....1...2.......3!!!!!! The veterans have taken out the Dudley Boyz in grand fashion!!! And here comes AWESOME!!!!! He runs towards the ring but stops on the outside as Goldberg and Hart both tease coming after him from the inside.... Awesome and the legends trash talk until the old IV Horsemen theme hits......--]

WINNER:
Bret Hart & Goldberg via Pinfall

[--Awesome turns toward the ramp just in time to see Arn Anderson walking out from the back.... He stops on the stage area with a microphone in his hand.... Hart and Goldberg listen as Anderson speaks....--]

Arn Anderson: I know this isn't my job, but since Shane had such an unfortunate accident earlier this evenin', I figured I might as well pick up where I left off for a while... Now, Awesome... I understand why you're so upset, but pullin' somethin' this stupid even baffles the veterans like me... You think you can take Goldberg and Hart at the same time? I don't think so... And that's why I'm giving you this match on Shock next week....

Arn Anderson: Mike Awesome.... vs. the former SGW World Heavyweight Champion..... BRET HART!!!

[--The fans erupt and Hart cracks a cocky smile... Goldberg pats Hart on the back, wishing him luck... Awesome throws a fit and slaps the apron with his hands while screaming obscenities...--]

Arn Anderson: But I'm not finished.... Oh, no... Much like Shane McMahon, I like adding special stipulations to matches this big, and this match requires a special guest referee.... A man who is one of SGW's biggest legends... A man who I'm sure will call things down the middle....... Ladies and gentlemen..... Welcome SGW's former World Champion.....

[--The fans cheer as Douglas walks out onto the ramp in his street clothes with Francine at his side.... Douglas takes the microphone from Anderson....--]

Shane Douglas: HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW, SGW!?!?! Hahahahaaaa... Thank you for that introduction, Anderson.. And yes, I will call that match right down the middle!!!! THE HITMAN BRET HART!!!! AWESOME MIKE AWESOME!!!! Two big names in SGW at the moment, and this match certainly does deserve.... a clean finish... So let me add a stipulation of my own, Anderson..... Awesome, if one single person, whether it be Shane McMahon, or one of his boys, interferes in that match on Shock, then I will personally have you suspended.... AFTER I'VE PERSONALLY FRANCHISED YOUR ASSSSSSSSS!!!!!! AND THAT'S A FAAAAAACT.... Jackass... hahahahahahaaaa....

[--"Perfect Strangers" hits as Awesome continues looking extremely pissed off... Awesome leaves, Goldberg and Hart leave soon after.... Hart vs. Awesome on Shock with Douglas the referee!!!! What will happen when these two collide!?!?!?!--]

Johnny the Bull vs. The Hurricane

STIPULATIONS: NONE

TITLE ON THE LINE: SGW UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP

[--The Bull dominates with tons of powermoves and The Hurricane battles back, but it all proves to be for naught as Johnny floors Hurricane with a thunderous right hand!! Johnny whips Hurricane to the ropes and hits him hard with a YAKUZA KICK!! Hurricane hits the mat hard and Johnny gets down on him and begins pelting him with big lefts and rights!!!! Hurricane shoves Johnny off and gets back up... Hurricane whips Johnny to the ropes and hits him with a dropkick... Molly gives Hurricane his cape and he goes up top!!!! HE LAUNCHES OFF and JOHNNY CATCHES HIM!!!! FALLAWAY SLAM!!!! Johnny is getting booed loudly... He picks Hurricane up and gorilla presses him over the TOP ROPE!!!! Hurricane lays on the outside contorting as Molly tries to help him.... Hurricane slides back into the ring and Johnny begins stomping him... And the Hurricane fights back up!! Hurricane takes the big right hands to Johnny!!! Hurricane back him into the corner and drives home some steady kicks!!! He whips Johnny out of the corner and into the next corner... HURRI-SPLASH!!!!! Johnny staggers out of the corner and it's the EYE OF THE HURRICANE!!!!!! Hurricane covers!!! 1.......2.........3!!!!!! The Hurricane has won the match, but wait!!! It's Ted Dibiase!! Dibiase puts Bull's unconcious foot on the rope and motioned the ref over... The ref CALLS FOR THE MATCH TO BE RE-STARTED!!!! The Hurricane should be the DAMN WINNER!!! Hurricane argues with the ref, and as he does, Johnny sneaks up behind him and it's the BIG SLEEP!!!!!! He covers..1.....2........3!!!! DAMMIT, WE HAVE A NEW U.S. CHAMPION!!!! The Hurricane has been screwed!! The Hurricane and Molly leave while complaining... Johnny and Dibiase celebrate when suddenly.... THE GLASS SHATTERS and AUSTIN RUNS DOWN!!! Austin clubs Dibiase down with a huge clothesline!! The Bull jumps Austin and begins pounding on him when suddenly.. "IF YA SMEEELLLLLLLL....." hits... THE ROCK IS HERE!!! The Rock runs down and he hits the ROCK BOTTOM ON JOHNNY!!!! Dibiase is back up and STUNNER!!!!!! The fans roar as Austin and The Rock celebrate... They leave Dibiase an Johnny laying in the ring....--]

WINNER: Johnny the Bull via Pinfall

[--We cut backstage where see Chavo Guerrero Jr. hanging out with Edge and Christian... E&C both have their tag titles...--]

Edge: Yeah, what a total chumpstain! But don't worry about it, Chavo, you've sooooo got Benoit in the bag tonight!

Christian: Yeah, Chavo... Benoit's nothing, man! You'll walk right through him!

Edge: A totally gnarly chance! You'll beat him as easily as I beat Al Snow!

Christian: And as easily as I'm going to soooooo kick Mike Awesome's ass!

Chavo Guerrero Jr.: Thanks for the motivation, guys! I'm really pumped! Who cares about the U.S. Title!? I'm going to be the World Champion!!

Edge: Haha! RIGHT ON! But anyway, we've got to go, gotta help Christian get ready for his big match!

Christian: Yeah, see ya', Chavo, and good luck, you're so gonna be champion!!

[--Edge and Christian leave Chavo in the room, and we finally see them alone... Christian looks concerned as speaks to Edge...--]

Val Venis vs. Rob Van Dam
vs.
Steve Corino vs. Lance Storm

STIPULATIONS: 4-CORNERS MATCH/FIRST PINFALL WINS

TITLE ON THE LINE: SGW TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP

[--They all begin to act like they're fighting each other, but suddenly Corino, Storm, and Venis jump on RVD and begin pounding on him!! RVD tries to fight back but they just keep on beating on him, and eventually, his mouth is busted open... Venis lands a lot of stiff kicks into RVD.... Corino and Storm pick RVD up and hits a double atomic drop!! But wait!! HERE COMES MALENKO!!!! He's got a chair and he slides inside the ring!! He swings the chair casing Venis, Corino, and Storm to get out of the ring to escape it, and he helps RVD up.... AND SWINGS THE CHAIR AT HIM!!!!! RVD DUCKS IT!! VAN DAMINATOR!!!!!! Malenko is in cahoots with Corino, Venis, and Storm and now he's unconcious!!!! Venis slides back in and RVD side kicks him down!! Corino slides in and he's hit with a STIFF DDT!!! Storm runs back in and RVD tosses him right back out on his head, but while he's occupied with that, Val Venis comes from behind and hits a BLUE THUNDER BOMB on RVD!!!! He starts to cover but the Golden Tron flashes to life and Val stops in his tracks...... Good God.... IT'S A VIDEO OF VENIS PLANTING HTE MARIJUANA ON RVD LAST WEEK!!! VENIS PLANTED IT!!!! The fans boo loudly and Venis turns around to see RVD throw a chair to him.... VAN DAMINATOR!!!!! RVD covers....1...2......3!!!!!! RVD HAS REGAINED HIS TITLE!!!! RVD leaves quickly with the belt as Malenko, Corino, and Storm help Venis to his feet....--]

WINNER: Rob Van Dam via Pinfall

Arn Anderson: Next week's your night, Bret... If anyone can stop Awesome it's you...

Bret Hart: That is, if Christian doesn't take care of him tonight... But listen, Arn... The special guest referee stipulation... I don't like it... Shane Douglas?

Arn Anderson: Listen, Bret... Shane's changed since you two battled it out... It's all behind us, it's not about that anymore... It's about US getting rid of McMahon for good.... Next week you take out Mike Awesome.... And the week after that, I take out Shane McMahon... Then we bring SGW back to what it used to be...

Bret Hart: Sounds good... But regardless, I'm keeping my eye on Awesome vs. Christian... I don't want him trying anything funny...

Arn Anderson: Don't worry about that... I'm sure if he tries anything it'll be pretty damned serious...

[--Arn and Bret turn to a monitor where Christian is entering the ringside area and we cut to the ring...--]

Mike Awesome vs. Christian

STIPULATIONS: NONE

TITLE ON THE LINE: NONE

[--Awesome starts out by throwing Christian all over the ring with various power moves.... Christian has a lot of trouble getting hits in as Awesome tears him apart... Awesome whips him to the ropes and slams him down hard with a clothesline, and then lifts Christian up for an early AWESOME BOMB, but Christian slips out of it and LOW BLOWs Awesome!!!! Awesome bends over and Christian hits a monster DDT on him!! Awesome is back up quickly, and he and Christian begin brawling, and Awesome dominates like crazy... Awesome slams Christian down hard with a spinebuster and Awesome backs into a corner and waits for Christian to get up.... Christian staggers back to his feet and Awesome charges at him at full speed!!!! But Edge comes out of nowhere and slides into the ring!!! He jumps in front of Christian and takes a HUUUUUGE LARIAT!!!!! The fans erupt in boos and Christian rolls up Awesome from behind...1...2...... Awesome kicked out!!! Awesome springs back up and throws Christian into the corner, he lands some stiff punches and Edge rolls out of the ring... Awesome whips Christian to the ropes....... LARIAT!!!! Christian isn't moving!! Awesome picks Christian up...... AWESOME BOMB!!!! Awesome covers.1..2...3!!!!!! The pinfall was academic... But Awesome isn't finished!! He goes outside the ring and throws Edge back inside... Awesome grabs a chair and slides back into the ring... He's going to beat them down but here comes BRET HART WITH A CHAIR!!!! Hart slides into the ring and he and Awesome have dueling chairs until Awesome just leaves the ring yelling threats at Hart... Hart tries to help E&C as Awesome walks to the back...--]

WINNER: Mike Awesome via Pinfall

[--After the match is over, the Golden-Tron flashes to life and we have a view of a hospital bed where Shane McMahon is laying, he's watching Shock on the TV mounted on the wall, we begin panning in on him but before we get too close to his bed, CHRIS KANYON pops onto the scene with a microphone.... He has a big goofy smile on his face....--]

Chris Kanyon: Heeeeey! It's ME.... THE SGW.. M-V-P!! Hahah! Now ya' know why I had to get outta there so fast! I had to check up on the boss, unlike a lot of you ungrateful SGW "superstars"... So, since Michael Cole is legally retarded, I figured I'd interview SGW's proud owner! Who I'm proud to work for!

Chris Kanyon: Mr. McMahon, what is your opinion on... Uh.. Anderson and all that crap...

Shane McMahon: If I didn't have extreme confidence in my ability to DESTROY Anderson at Holiday Hell.... I'd fire HIM and Goldberg right now...

Chris Kanyon: Haha! That's great, Mr. McMahon! What about Chavo's title match? I know ya' hate him! He cost ya' your match against me and Stacy that time! What's ya' opinion?

Shane McMahon: First, let me mention how embarassing it was to lose to you..... But second... If Chavo wins that World Title, SGW will be an embarassment....A disgrace..And I'll be forced to unleash my secret weapon on him...

Shane McMahon: You'll know....If Chavo wins the world title... You will KNOW...

[--Kanyon laughs as we pan in to Shane's TV and cut to the actual match....--]

Taz vs. Scott Steiner

STIPULATIONS: NONE

TITLE ON THE LINE: NONE

[--Steiner rips into Taz quickly with a variety of suplexes and Taz gets back up quickly, almost unphased... Taz lays in some stiff shots and Steiner lays them right back... Steiner uses his size to his advantage and gorilla presses Taz to the mat!! Steiner begins putting the boots to Taz and Taz gets back up swinging his fists.... He hits Steiner in the head and chest a few times... Steiner hits a massive STEINER LINE and picks Taz back up.... BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!!!! Taz struggles to his feet and Steiner lays in a few right hands... Steiner whips Taz to the ropes and hits him with a hard Steiner Line in the corner... Steiner tosses Taz out of the corner and clubs him in the back of the head... Steiner picks Taz up and whips him into the ropes and it's the STEINER LINE!!!! TAZ DUCKED IT!!!! TAZMISSION!!!!! Steiner reels backwards adn slams Taz hard into the corner BUT TAZ WON'T LET GO!!!! Steiner tries backing in again, but TAZ JUST WON'T LET GO!!!!! Taz cinches up on the move, and STEINER FLIPS HIM OVER and UNDER HIM!!! STEINER RECLINER!!!!!!!! Taz yells in pain!! Steiner yells as he yanks back on the hold.....AND TAZ TAPS OUT!!!!! TAZ TAPS OUT!!!! STEINER HAS WON THE MATCH!!! Steiner leaves as the fans cheer...--]

WINNER: Scott Steiner via Submission

[--We cut backstage where we see Lance Storm and Val Venis talking over some plans about cleaning up SGW when all of the sudden we hear someone speak off camera....--]

The Sandman: Well, well, well.... WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK DO WE HAVE HERE?

[--Storm and Venis look highly offended as Sandman and Justin Credible walk onto the scene....--]

Lance Storm: Absolutely not... Your behavior is unacceptable.... Your presence is simply offensive... And the taste of beer..... IS SICKENING...

[--Sandman drops the can he's holding and can not believe his ears.... Credible looks at Sandman and then looks at Storm and Venis...--]

Justin Credible: God damn! You just HAD to get him started didn't you!?!

[--The Sandman suddenly just lashes out and smashes a cane over Storm's head and Credible dives in on Venis!!! Sandman and Credible go to work on them with lots of punches and stomps and after a few minutes, Storm and Venis are unconcious... The Sandman picks up the can he dropped...--]

[--Credible opens Venis' mouth and the Sandman fills it up with beer!!!! Credible holds Venis' nose so he's forced to swallow it, and The Sandman and Credible laugh....--]

Justin Credible: Hey... Why are we attackin' these fucks? Didn't we start shit with Anderson with last week?

The Sandman: Uh... Yeah... FUCK ARN ANDERSON!! Let's get outta here, so many bitches to fuck, so little god damn time!

Chris Benoit vs. Chavo Guerrero Jr.

STIPULATIONS: NONE

TITLE ON THE LINE: SGW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

[--Chavo and Benoit put together a nice series of chain wrestling maneuvers, and Benoit dominates early.... Benoit whips Chavo to the ropes and rops him with a stiff back-elbow... Chavo gets back up, and they trade punches and chops until Benoit hits a stiff kick to Chavo's ribs... Benoit grabs Chavo's arm and tries to snap him down into the CROSSFACE but Chavo manages to work his way out of it... Chavo begins taking some stiff right hands to Benoit, but Benoit will have none of that and begins breaking out with the Canadian violence! Benoit drops Chavo with a ton of stiff maneuvers and ends the series of punishment with a hard backbreaker! Benoit picks Chavo up and grabs him around the waist, but Chavo reverses the hold and GERMAN SUPLEXES BENOIT!!!! Benoit barely gets back up to one knee and Chavo kicks him in the face!!! Chavo grabs Benoit's legs and puts him in a BOSTON CRAB!!!! Benoit yells in pain, but manages to flip Chavo out of the move.... Benoit gets back to his feet and whips Chavo to the ropes.... He grabs Chavo around the waist.... AND IT'S THE ROLLING GERMAN SUPLEXES!!!! Chavo is OUT!! Benoit covers..1....2....... CHAVO KICKED OUT!! Chavo rallies back to his feet and Benoit chops him down hard!! Chavo gets back up and hits Benoit in the gut, and Benoit backs up in pain... Chavo shoves him into the corner and begins laying the boots into him... Chavo sets Benoit up on the turnbuckle and it's a SUPERPLEX!!!!! Chavo covers...1...2....... BENOIT KICKED OUT!!! Chavo can't believe it... Chavo picks Benoit up and scoop slams him.... Chavo goes to the second rope for a LEG DROP!!!! Chavo covers.1....2.... BENOIT KICKED OUT!! Benoit gets back up on his own and shoves Chavo into the corner... He lays in some extremely hard chops that bring blood to Chavo's chest.... He whips Chavo out of the corner and Chavo just hits the mat, no more energy to run... Benoit smiles evilly and lifts Chavo up.... GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!! Benoit cockilly covers Chavo with one foot..1.......2........... SHOULDER UP!! Chavo is still in this one!! Benoit begins getting incredibly frustrated and he slides out of the ring... Benoit's getting a damn CHAIR!! He slides back in the ring with it and the ref tells him to drop the chair, but BENOIT SMASHES THE CHAIR INTO THE REFEREE!!! The ref is OUT!! Benoit goes to hit Chavo with it when someone yanks the chair out of his hand from behind!!! Benoit turns around..... The fans roar, and it's GOLDBERG!!!!!!! Goldberg wraps the chair around Benoit's head, making a sound you wouldn't believe!! Benoit hits the mat OUT OF IT!!!! Goldberg throws Chavo on top of Benoit and gives the ref a few slaps to wake him up!! The ref sees the cover......1.........2...........3!!!!!!!! WE'VE GOT A NEW CHAMPION!!!!! CHAVO GUERRERO HAS WON THE BELT!!!!! Benoit rolls out of the ring holding his head and face, and Chavo wakes up to realize what has happened!!--]

WINNER:
Chavo Guerrero Jr. via Pinfall

[--Goldberg helps Chavo to his feet and Chavo gets his belt handed to him!! Chavo grabs Pepe and puts on his World Title belt!! This could quite possibly be the most emotional and influential moment in SGW history!! A night where it was proven that any man can become a champion at anytime... Chavo Guerrero Has earned this moment through his hard work and dedication, and the SGW locker room empties out to congratulate him... Goldberg holds Chavo up on his shoulders as Arn Anderson, Edge and Christian, Scott Steiner, and many others come out to congratulate him... Benoit just walks back up the ramp watching them celebrate... No one seems to notice the sick smile on his face as he walks to the back... Chavo continues celebrating, and finally all the superstars decide to let Chavo have his own spot light... They all leave except for Scott Steiner... Steiner and Chavo have a huge staredown and then Steiner extends his hand to shake.... Chavo takes it and..... STEINER RAISES HIS ARM in CONGRATULATIONS.... What a nod this is for Chavo!! The former three time World Champion is giving the new champion the respect he deserves!! The fans are roaring as they chant for Chavo... Steiner pats Chavo on the back and goes to walk out of the ring, and Chavo turns his back and raises the belt in the air... And Steiner turns back around, and FOREARMS CHAVO IN THE BACK!!!! WHAT THE HELL!?! Steiner pounds on Chavo hard, and begins landing some stiff shots into his face and neck!! Steiner takes the SGW World Title begins rubbing it in Chavo's face, drawing lots of blood!! Steiner stomps Chavo in the chest and turns him over into the STEINER RECLINER!!!!! The fans are BOOING so loud it's not even funny.... Steiner releases the hold and Chavo isn't moving AT ALL... Steiner takes a microphone.....--]

Scott Steiner: Congratulations on the title win, Chavo, but it looks like you're already FUCKED!!!!! Shane's secret weapon? YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT HIM!! Because you suck, and Arn Anderson sucks!! As far as I'm concerned, as long as you bitches are here, SGW SUCKS!! And I'm gonna make sure you punk asses never have the chance to bring back that old school horseshit!!