03 /
07 /
2020
| Dunkin' Donuts Center
| Providence, Rhode Island
Commentators -
Nigel McGuinness, Tony Schiavone, & "Big Poppa
Pump" Scott Steiner
Dark Matches
-
Charlotte Flair def. Nyla Rose via Pin Fall w/
Natural Selection in 00:22
-
Christina Von Eerie def. Leva Bates via Pin Fall w/
Graveyard Smash in 1:08
-
The House of the Highers
(Vanessa
Borne & Aliyah) (w/
Jinny) def.
Team Thunder Kat (Allie
Kat & Thunderkitty) via Pin Fall w/
Arabian Night in 5:33
-
Bryan Danielson def. Puf via Referee's Decision w/
MMA Elbows in 3:45
-
Non-Title Match -
Sami Zayn (w/
Gregory Helms) def.
Brandon Cutler via Pin Fall w/
Helluva Kick in 8:39
-
Suzie def. Tasha Simone via Pin Fall w/
Panic Switch in 1:08
-
Lightning Star (AZM
& Starlight Kid) def.
Team Sea Stars (Ashley
Vox & Delmi Exo) via Pin Fall w/
Flying Double Stomp in 8:01
-
Zack Sabre, Jr. def. Tracy Smothers via Pin Fall w/
Small Package in 59:59
-
Reno SCUM (Luster
the Legend & Adam Thornstowe)
def. Beer Garbage (James
Storm & Eli Drake) via Pin Fall w/
Okie Killer in 00:41
Fade up.
The SGW logo flashes across the screen.
A quick recap is shown from the end of Heartbreaker two weeks ago.
Val Venis is on the microphone giving his passionate speech about
stepping down from the Championship Committee and challenging Adam
Cole at WrestleBrawl. Venis’ departing words echo in dramatic style.
“I… WILL.. END… YOU!”
We are now live inside the arena as the cameras pan the capacity
crowd holding their signs and cheering loudly. Pyro explodes on the
stage as the camera cuts to Tony Schiavone, Nigel McGuinness, and
Scott Steiner.
[ Tony Schiavone
] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to No Competition! I am Tony
Schiavone, and alongside me as always is Nigel McGuinness and SGW
Hall of Famer, Scott Steiner!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] And what a show we
have for you all tonight! Jon Moxley versus PAC in the main event,
the winna’ takin’ the numba’ thirty spot in the WrestleBrawl match!
[ Tony Schiavone
] Also tonight, we’ll see Disrespect U explode as Christopher
Daniels takes on Chris Dickinson! Also tonight, we hope to hear from
Val Venis and Adam Cole as their World title match is now only two
weeks away!
[ Scott Steiner
] VAL VENIS DESERVES THAT SHOT ABOUT AS MUCH AS I DO, EXCEPT,
BIG POPPA PUMP TRULY DESERVES IT BECAUSE HE’S A FOUR-TIME SGDUBYA
CHAMPION! THREE TIMES MORE THAN VAL VENIS!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] And speakin’ of the
World Champion, let’s quickly cut to The Origin arrivin’ to the
arena earlier today.
Earlier today.
A black limousine pulls into the parking lot of the arena. Upon
stopping, a few seconds pass as the driver exits and goes to the
back passenger side and opens the door. Stepping out first is Dr.
Britt Baker, Steve Corino, Arn Anderson, Shane Douglas, and finally,
the SGW World Champion, Adam Cole. Strength in numbers defined. Adam
Cole yanks the lapels of his suit jacket tightly adjusting himself.
[ Adam Cole
] Ah, smell that? It’s WrestleBrawl season. Tonight’s gonna’
be a good night. I can feel it in my bones. A nice, easy night for
us and then it’s on to smashing Val Venis right back into retirement
where he belongs.
[ Steve Corino
] Personally, I can’t wait for WrestleBrawl. You beat Venis,
I’ll win the Golden Ticket. Life’s gonna’ be good for The Origin!
The trunk of the limousine springs open and the driver begins
removing suitcases and placing them on the ground.
[ Arn Anderson
] I know Val like the back of my hand, Adam. I made him into
who he is today. He ain’t going to be a cake walk, but then again,
he ain’t had a match in nearly three years. When you walk through
those doors, you’d better keep your head on a swivel.
Cole scoffs, patting Arn on the shoulder.
[ Adam Cole
] Arn, I love ya’, but get real.
[ Shane Douglas
] YEAH! THE CHAMP HAS SPOKEN YOU OLD PIECE OF SHIT!
[ Adam Cole
] I know you’re looking out for me, but there comes a point
where you’re going to have to trust me. You saw what happened to
Jimmy Havoc. He’s way more of a threat to my title than Venis will
ever be.
Corino ponders it over and speaks up.
[ Steve Corino
] I’m with Arn. We’ve been part of SGW before you were in the
business, kid. He ain’t what he used to be, but he’s dangerous.
[ Adam Cole
] And so am I.
Cole’s blunt. He means business as he stares Arn and Corino down.
[ Adam Cole
] I’m not driving purple monster trucks or filming
documentaries about my career. It took Val YEARS to win this title.
It took me two months. And in two weeks, I’m going to cripple him
once and for all.
His demeanor changes to a more jubilant tone.
[ Adam Cole
] Like I said, tonight’s going to be a good night. We need to
rejoice and bask in our success. We’re not the ones who need to be
worried about WrestleBrawl. We run this place and everyone else is
simply playing catch up!
Cole walks over to Douglas and slaps him on the back. This simple
friendly gesture instantly perks The Franchise up.
[ Adam Cole
] Shane-O, do me a favor?
[ Shane Douglas
] ANY FUCKIN’ THING!
[ Adam Cole
] I’m still a little sore from Heartbreaker. Care to get me
and Britt’s bags?
Like a linebacker shredding an offensive line, Shane Douglas plows
through Arn, Corino, and Britt to get to the back of the limousine.
In an impressive feat of strength, Douglas has two bags underneath
his left arm with another big suitcase resting on his right
shoulder.
[ Shane Douglas
] ADAM COLE, BABY, YOU DIDN’T EVEN HAVE TO ASK! UNLIKE THESE
OTHER FUCKS RIDING YOUR COATTAILS, HAHAHA, THE FRANCHISE IS TAKIN’
CHARGE! I’LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE YOUR LIFE EASIER AND NOT
WORRY ABOUT MYSELF!
Douglas turns and stares down Corino.
[ Steve Corino
] What the hell?
[ Shane Douglas
] YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING, YOU FAT FUCK!
[ Steve Corino
] ….No?
[ Shane Douglas
] YOU’RE MORE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR MATCH AT WRESTLEBRAWL THAN YOU ARE ABOUT ENSURING THAT ADAM COLE, BABY,
RETAINS THE SGDUBYA CHAMPIONSHIP! ALSO, YOU IGNORAMUS, YOU FORGET
THAT A REAL SGDUBYA LEGEND, MYSELF, THE FUCKIN’ FRANCHISE OF THE
ORIGIN, IS ALSO IN THE SAME MATCH AT YOU, WHICH, BY MY CALCULATIONS,
HAHAHA, GIVES YOU A ZERO POINT ZERO PERCENT CHANGE OF WINNIN’ A
GODDAMN THING, CORINO!
Corino’s brains pour out of his ears as he tries to understand
what’s going on.
[ Steve Corino
] I’ll fight you in this parking lot right now, Douglas!
[ Shane Douglas
] IF I’M GOING TO FIGHT A GIRL, I’D CHALLENGE CATHY KELLEY TO
A FUCKIN’ FIGHT! SHE’D AT LEAST GIVE ME A CHALLENGE!
A cut of the camera shows Cole whispering into the ear of Arn.
[ Adam Cole
] So what’s their beef?
[ Arn Anderson
] Son, Shane Douglas wouldn’t know beef if a cow kicked ‘em
in the ass. But he’s loyal and someone we can count on to sacrifice
himself by flying on a grenade if the situation called for it.
Back to Douglas and Corino, Douglas continues his rant.
[ Shane Douglas
] IN FACT, CORINO, THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA!
Douglas drops all of the bags on the ground and walks right up to
the cameraman filming them.
[ Britt Baker
] SHANE! That was a three-thousand dollar Louis Vutton
suitcase you just dropped in a mud puddle!
[ Shane Douglas
] CATHY KELLEY! YOU FAT BITCH! YOU’RE A FRAUDULENT LIFETIME
WORLD CHAMPION! I HEREBY CHALLENGE YOU TO A MATCH AT WRESTLEBRAWL 3,
IF YOU FUCKIN’ DARE! YOU’VE BEEN DUCKIN’ AND DODGIN’ THE FRANCHISE
LONG ENOUGH! IT’S TIME, HAHAHAHA, TO PAY THE FUCKIN’ PIPER AND FOR
THAT TITLE TO COME BACK AROUND MY WAIST WHERE IT BELONGS! YOU HAVE
UNTIL THE END OF THE SHOW, CATHY! YOU YELLOW-BELLY IS COVERED BY
YOUR STUPID MAKE UP AND SPRAY TANS! GROW A PAIR AND FIGHT THE FUCKIN’
FRANCHISE, BITCH! BUT ALAS, WHEN THE FRANCHISE FRANCHISES YOUR ASS
AT WRESTLEBRAWL 3, I WILL EXPOSE YOUR YELLA’ BELLY FOR THE ENTIRE
WORLD TO SEE… AND THEN YOU’LL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO GET ON YOUR
KNEES, TEARS IN YOUR FUCKIN’ EYES, AND SUCK THE FRANCHISE’S DI-
He’s instantly cut off before finishing. Britt Baker gets right to
the point, infuriating Douglas.
[ Britt Baker
] You are really offensive to women.
Douglas looks less than impressed at the sight of Britt Baker, the
woman who stole Adam Cole away from him.
[ Shane Douglas
] WHEN I FIND A REAL WOMAN AROUND HERE, I’LL BE SURE TO
APOLOGIZE FOR MY TRUTH BOMBS! BUT, LIKE A TYPICAL WOMAN, ONE
WOULDN’T BE STRONG ENOUGH TO HANDLE HOW THICK THE FUCKIN’ FRANCHISE
LAYS ON AN APOLOGY!
[ Britt Baker
] When was the last time you apologized for anything?
[ Shane Douglas
] ASK YOUR MOTHER! BUT DOCTOR BAKER, I ADVISE YOU TO BE
CAREFUL FOR THE DETAILS, BECAUSE THE FRANCHISE IS KNOWN TO ACT FIRST
AND APOLOGIZE LATER! HAHAHA!
It’s not pretty, but Douglas reaches down and somehow manages to
pick up all of the bags he dropped in one swoop. He marches towards
the entrance of the arena as Britt bee-lines to Cole.
[ Britt Baker
] This had better be worth it, Adam.
[ Adam Cole
] I’ll do whatever it takes to keep this championship, babe.
Anything.
The rest of the Origin follow in behind Shane Douglas after the
moment is ruined by his ranting and raving. The camera follows
closely behind them as each member enters the arena. The scene
fades.
Referee -
Mike Chioda
| Time Limit -
30:00
The bell
rings and Dustin and Elias begin circling one another. Elias is
pumped up, ready to go while Dustin remains standing upright, stoic,
unbothered. They clash in the center of the ring and the fans begin
buzzing with excitement as they tie up and struggle for a dominant
position. Elias takes Dustin over in a headlock but Dustin backs
into the ropes and shoots Elias off. Elias comes roaring back and
throws a clothesline but Dustin ducks it and hits the ropes himself.
Both men collide in the center of the ring, slamming shoulders
together.
[ Tony Schiavone
] Look at the power in the center of the ring!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] Neither man is
willing t' give an inch, gentlemen! They both know that the winna'
of this match will enter WrestleBrawl 3 with tremendous momentum!
Neither
man goes down and they just stare at each other with intensity for a
moment... until Dustin punches Elias in the throat! Elias staggers
back against the ropes and Dustin charges at him, clotheslining him
over the top rope! Elias lands on his feet and staggers back against
the guardrail. Dustin runs and baseball slides under the bottom
rope, landing on his feet and spinning around to chop Elias in the
neck, knocking him down to one knee! Dustin sizes Elias up and boots
him right in the side of the head! The fans boo loudly as Dustin
stalks Elias, meticulously planning his next move.
[ Tony Schiavone
] The cold and calculating Dustin Rhodes, hard at work!
Dustin
grabs a handful of Elias' hair and brings him back to his feet.
Without giving Elias a second to think, he hoists him up and drops
him chest first across the guardrail! Elias lands on his feet and
staggers back around. Dustin takes him by the back of his head and
tries to slam him face first into the ring apron... only for Elias
to block it, bracing himself with both hands on the apron! Dustin
tries to force him down but Elias refuses, throws an elbow into
Dustin's ribs, and then slams HIS head into the apron! Elias slings
Dustin under the bottom rope and follows him inside.
[ Scott Steiner
] 'BOUT TIME! ELIAS IS ABOUT TO PLAY A TUNE ON DUSTIN'S OLD
ASS!
Elias
snatches Dustin up with hands on either side of his head. He pulls
Dustin in and goes for DRIFT AWAY but Dustin spins out and nails
Elias with a stiff uppercut! Elias staggers back into the ropes and
bounces off. Dustin goes for a clothesline but Elias blocks it and
nails Dustin with an uppercut of his own! The impact sends Dustin
spinning out and Elias catches him on the turnaround... kick to the
gut! DRIFT AWAY! Elias covers and hooks the leg! One! Two! Th--
JIMMY JACOBS IS ON THE APRON! The fans erupt in boos as Jacobs
distracts Mike Chioda!
[ Scott Steiner
] What's the fuckin' pretty boy doin' out here!? Emo
piece o' shit!
[ Tony Schiavone
] Jimmy Jacobs is looking to build his own momentum on the
road to WrestleBrawl!
Elias
gets up and approaches Jimmy on the apron... but before he can do
anything, Lacey slides into the ring and KICKS ELIAS IN THE BALLS
FROM BEHIND! Jimmy hops off the apron and Lacey quickly exits the
ring as Elias falls to his knees. Dustin Rhodes slowly returns to
his feet and hooks Elias from behind... LONESTAR STATE OF MIND! The
fans boo loudly as Dustin covers and Mike Chioda counts... one! Two!
Three!
WINNER - Dustin Rhodes via Pin Fall in
5:11
Dustin
rolls out of the ring and walks to the back with no fanfare, leaving
Elias in the middle of the ring. Elias rolls over onto his side,
looking disoriented. Lacey has reentered the ring, shrieking and
talking shit at Elias, pointing at him aggressively.
[
Nigel McGuinness
] Lacey hasn't forgotten what Elias did to her at
Heartbreaker! This is personal!
Jimmy
Jacobs throws the apron up and drags a red container from underneath
the ring! It's gasoline! Jacobs slides it under the bottom rope and
the fans erupt in boos. Jacobs quickly descends on Elias, mounting
him and raining down punches until Lacey begins shrieking again.
[
Lacey ]
That's enough, Jimmy! Do it! KILL HIM!
Jacobs
stands up, stomps Elias in the gut, and then grabs the gasoline! He
rips off the cap as the fans lose their shit... and douses him with
the gas! Elias is too out of it to fend for himself! Jacobs empties
out the container and tosses it to the side. The fans are booing as
Jimmy reaches into his tights and finds a book of matches! Before he
can strike one, Lance Storm, Billy Gunn, D-Von Dudley, and Justin
Credible hit the ring with arena security! Credible slides under the
bottom rope and immediately tackles Jimmy Jacobs, dragging him out
of the ring!
[
Nigel McGuinness
] Good lord, what did we almost just witness 'ere!?
[
Scott Steiner
] A GOD DAMN MURDER!
Jimmy
Jacobs is dragged kicking and screaming to the back with Lacey
following, cursing out Credible and Billy Gunn every step of the
way. Inside the ring, Lance Storm and D-Von Dudley try to get Elias
out of there safely, everyone surrounding him and escorting him to
the back as he drips with gasoline. The fans seem to have no idea
how to respond to what they've just witnessed. Things are more
heated than ever as he we head into the Ring of Fire at WrestleBrawl
3!
A slow
fade up reveals an establishing shot of a beautiful brick
courthouse. It is tall, well-kept and recently renovated, a true
house for justice and those who keep it. As a lower third appears on
our screen, we are informed this is none other than Knoxville,
Tennessee – home to the very unfortunate occurrences scheduled for
this afternoon.
As we fade into the courtroom, a picturesque chamber, decorated with
wood and stone, we hear murmuring from the folks inside. The
courtroom is vast and able to hold the many persons in attendance
for today’s hearing – a very much anticipated trial in the family
court of Knox County, Tennessee.
One side of the bar is occupied by a man of average height and build
– dark haired with a well-kept beard and a pressed navy-blue suit.
He acknowledges the camera and nods, speaking directly to it though
he’s been told repeatedly not to do so.
[ ???
] What’s up, dudes? Allow me to introduce myself – I’m
Fredrick Culver, Attorney at Law! I’ll be winning this case
today…NBD.
A small brass tiger is pinned to Culver’s lapel and matches his
brass tie clip across his red tie. The attorney slowly removes a
dark pair of Aviator sunglasses, ignoring the fact that he was
wearing them all the way into the courtroom, tucking them into his
leather briefcase before speaking quietly to the man beside him.
[ Fredrick
Culver, Attorney at Law ]
Alright, Mike – don’t sweat it. This is an open-and-shut case if
I’ve ever seen one…
The camera pans over to show Michael Jordan, dressed as nicely as
ever in a dark suit. He looks towards Culver with a tone of
sarcastic understanding.
[ Michael Jordan
] I dunno, man. If you knew anything about this stupid Angle
guy, you’d know there isn’t anything open and close about him.
From the front row of the gallery behind them, Dennis Rodman leans
in and speaks. His suit is tiger-printed, and his hair is dyed a
strange neon cheetah monstrosity. His nose has three piercings and
his sunglasses are jet-black.
[ Dennis Rodman
] Other than his sex life! I heard his wife Karen left him to
start fuckin’ Chyna!
Culver and Rodman slyly low five, laughing, as Jordan smirks. Culver
clears his throat quickly and looks toward the camera.
[ Fredrick
Culver, Attorney at Law ] …uh,
rest in peace. All the best to the family.
Before we can fall any further into the prosecution’s side, the
camera pans over to show an extremely tense Kurt Angle, sweating
bullets in his navy-blue suit. He wipes his forehead with his
American flag-printed tie and shoves it back into his jacket.
[ Kurt Angle ]
…this is lookin’ pretty FREAKIN’ bad! I mean, look at that
high-powered attorney Jordan’s got over there!
The camera pans over to show Colt Cabana seated beside Kurt, wearing
a pair of glasses very far down his nose and studying a set of
documents on the table and in his hands.
[ Colt Cabana
] Listen, Kurt – I’m not concerned about Fancy-Pants over
there with his high-dollar Armani suit – what’s he tryin’ta do, join
the Horsemen? Nah, man, I’m focused on the facts – that’s all that
matters here today.
Cabana is dressed in a white Oxford shirt (nice start) with a
navy-blue tie (popular choice today) without a tie clip. His jacket
is constructed from what appears to be years-old brown tweed,
stained in a few spots but nicely stitched, indicating it is somehow
both second-hand and freshly made. Angle sighs deeply and sinks into
his chair as the Bailiff, a slightly overweight sheriff’s deputy who
looks like he may be a little too wild for street duty, but with a
kind heart overall, clears his throat and walks up, running his hand
through his salt-and-pepper hair. His nine-o-clock shadow dances
across his lip as he announces.
[ Bailiff
] All rise.
As the room stands solemnly for the approaching judge, Cabana rises,
showing off his extremely strange choice of pant – nearly-white acid
washed jeans. Kurt notices the odd selection and looks down puzzled,
then back up to Cabana, who confidently flashes a thumbs up and
straightens his glasses as they take their seats.
[ Judge Tony
Thonee ] Be seated, ‘fokes. I
know this case has a lotta media attention here so let’s try and get
it out of the way as quick as possible.
The Judge is a middle-aged man of slight build with notable dark
circles under his eyes. He ignores Cabana’s sarcastic snort of
approval and gestures towards the prosecution.
[ Judge Tony
Thonee ] Mr. Culver, let’s go
ahead and get started with your opening statement.
Culver smirks and stands up, straightening the tiny brass tiger on
his lapel before speaking confidently to the judge.
[ Fredrick
Culver, Attorney at Law ] Your
honor, I believe that the facts we show here today will clearly
illustrate that the child in question, precocious young Jason, is
the biological son of my client, Michael Jordan, and should no
longer be exposed to the abuse associated with a life lived as the
son of this boorish, sweaty Olympian.
Angle shoots up at his table and points his finger at Culver.
[ Kurt Angle ]
Hey, listen here, you piece of crap! I’ll brea—
BANG! BANG!
The Judge bangs his gavel, crying for Order as Cabana jerks Angle
down into his chair. Kurt, still sweating and nervous, puts his head
in his hands on the table as Colt shrugs at the judge, smiling
broadly. Judge Thonee is too weathered for Colt’s charms and
gestures for him to rise and deliver his opening statement.
[ Colt Cabana
] Oh, right! <Colt stands up and shuffles his papers> Hi! I’m
Colt Cabana! I’m a Chicago native, an entertainer, a pahdcaster, but
most of all – I…am a professional wrestler! Though, today, I’ll be
acting as counsel for the defense! Your honor…and fine people of the
court…
Colt steps out into the aisle and steps towards the Judge, turning
his back and orating broadly to the room.
[ Colt Cabana
] I believe that through today’s proceedings, we will be able
to finally put this matter to bed and determine once and for all
that while Mister Jordan is a hero to all of Chicago and has made
arguably a greater impact in the life of Jason but inarguably a far
superior sum of money to provide for him, his father is none other
than my client – Kurt Angle!
The judge nods and clears his throat, preparing to speak again, but
Cabana cuts him off.
[ Colt Cabana
] …and let the record show that I mean, a FAR, FAR superior
amount of money. The Jordan Complex makes your house look like a
literal shoebox, Kurt. I mean, there’s like THREE gyms in the west
wing alo—
[ Judge Tony
Thonee ] ORDER! Mister Cabana,
please take your seat!
Cabana sheepishly does as he’s told as the Judge rolls his eyes and
looks to Culver, smiling arrogantly and shaking his head in
disbelief at Colt.
[ Judge Tony
Thonee ] Prosecution, would you
call your first witness?
Culver stands, smirking and pats Michael on the shoulder.
[ Fredrick
Culver, Attorney at Law ] …you
bet your judgely ass I will.
PROSECUTION WITNESS #1: Dennis Rodman
We join the direct exam of Rodman near its conclusion. Culver is
propped onto the barricade and is listening to the NBA Legend.
[ Dennis Rodman
] –llin’ ya, dude, I ain’t never seen this kid happier than
when he’s with his daddy…and by that, I mean his biological daddy,
Mike, not that stupid bastard Angle.
Culver smirks and looks at Angle, who is red-faced and suppressing
fury as the Judge advises Rodman to mind his language.
[ Fredrick
Culver, Attorney at Law ] Mister
Rodman…in your world-travelled wisdom…would you surmise that the
life of young Jason Jordan, this innocent child of no more than –
[ Colt Cabana
] <quietly> He’s a full-grown man. Am I the only one who sees
this?
[ Fredrick
Culver, Attorney at Law ] – is
being placed into the very hands of the devil himself – being
delivered with a pretty blue bow on his head into the outstretched
palms of Beelzebub – if he is allowed to continue making his life
with this bumbling, bald nitwit as his father?!
Kurt shoots out of his chair again and jabs his finger at Culver.
[ Kurt Angle ]
I’ll break your angle you sunnavabitch!
[ Judge Tony
Thonee ] ORDER!
[ Colt Cabana
] OBJECTION YOUR HONOR, HE’S BADGERING THE WITNESS!!
Cabana throws his glasses at the table, shattering them, before
looking at the cameraman and winking, mouthing the words “did you
get that?” as the judge pinches the bridge of his nose.
[ Judge Tony
Thonee ] …he’s not even on the
stand, Mister Cabana! OVERRULED!
Cabana and Angle sit down again as Michael Jordan rolls his eyes and
Culver turns back to Rodman.
[ Fredrick
Culver, Attorney at Law ] …as we
were saying…Kurt Angle is a bald-headed, pot-bellied, washed-up,
sixty-seven year old geriatric, forcing his son into a business he
is not only too young for, but is also severely limiting his future
earning potential for my client with!
The entire courtroom is silent, taking in Culver’s words essentially
giving away Jordan’s plot.
[ Dennis Rodman
] …KURT DIDDLED JASON! I MEAN FULL-ON HANDS-ON-WANG TYPE
SHIT!
The Judge looks incredulously towards Rodman, then to Culver, who
quickly re-takes control.
[ Fredrick
Culver, Attorney at Law ]
Michael would be a better daddy than Kurt, right, Dennis?
[ Dennis Rodman
] <quickly> Yeah man, fasho.
[ Fredrick
Culver, Attorney at Law ] That
is all, your honor.
As Culver quickly scuttles to his table to confer with Michael, Colt
steps up and goes nose-to-nose with Rodman before stepping back and
staring intensely into Rodzilla’s eyes.
[ Judge Tony
Thonee ] …your cross
examination, Mister Cabana?
Cabana rubs his hands together intensely and speaks.
[ Colt Cabana
] Mister Rodzilla, in the visit to the Jordan Complex you
were asked about earlier, is it true that you told me that I was the
best professional wrestler you’d ever seen in your entire life?
Rodman scoffs and answers with a half-hearted nod.
[ Colt Cabana
] And is that TRUE, Mister Rodman?
Dennis takes off his sunglasses, somehow having had kept them on
through the examination and glares daggers at Cabana.
[ Dennis Rodman
] Hell naw it ain’t. You SUCK, Cabana.
The courtroom murmurs excitedly as Colt’s mouth drops into an open O
of shock. Hurt, he speaks.
[ Colt Cabana
] …no further questions, your honor.
As Cabana slinks down into his seat, Angle screaming that they
missed an opportunity to nail the case, Colt just waves it off, too
hurt by Rodman’s words as Judge Thonee dismisses the NBA Legend.
[ Judge Tony
Thonee ] …well. Mister Culver,
your next witness?
Culver stands again and straightens his tie.
[ Fredrick
Culver, Attorney at Law ] …you
Honor, we’d like to call Karen Laurer to the stand.
Angle slams his head down on the desk as we fade away, back to
Providence.
In the
hallway of the arena, we find ourselves at a closed door with a sign
placed directly in the center. “Championship Committee.” The door
swings open and out comes oVe, making their on-screen debut in SGW.
The entire group exits with Edge and Christian right behind them.
[ Sami Callahan
] You guys have made a very good decision. I’m glad you could
see it our way.
[ Edge
] Hey, it’s a ten-team battle royal, so I mean, we would’ve
had to ask you guys eventually.
[ Christian
] Yeah, logistics and stuff.
[ Jake Crist
] We’ve been sitting on the sidelines for far too long. In
two weeks, that contendership belongs to us.
Christian nods in agreement and sarcastically responds.
[ Christian
] Hell yeah, brother.
Callahan shakes hands with Edge and the entire group walks off.
Christian leans in near Edge with a confused look.
[ Christian
] So, uh.. Who were those guys?
[ Edge
] oVe.
[ Christian
] Who the hell are oVe?
[ Edge
] Literally the guys we just talked to.
[ Christian
] Do they have names or are they collectively just “oVe?”
Edge is frustrated.
[ Edge
] They all have names, Christian. I just.. I don’t know what
they are.
[ Christian
] So that’s the team you chose to replace Undisputed Era?
[ Edge
] Who the hell else were we going to pick, huh?
Almost on cue, Horrifichausen - Vincent and Danhausen appear.
Without saying a word, they simply stare down Edge and Christian,
who looked a little freaked out.
[ Danhausen
] Hello! Danhausen here!
[ Christian
] Well thank God, someone tells me who they are!
[ Danhausen
] Hello! Danhausen here!
[ Christian
] You’ve already said that.
Silence. Danhausen stares closely at Christian.
[ Danhausen
] Danhausen thinks you have nice teeth.
[ Christian
] See? This is my kind of guy. Hey, what are you two doing at
WrestleBrawl?
[ Vincent
] Nothing.
[ Danhausen
] It’s true! We have yet to be bookhausen for the event!
[ Edge
] Oh God.
[ Christian
] Well, get this. Consider yourselves booked! You guys are
the sixth entrants for The First Ever Edge and Christian 4 Time SGW
Tag Team Champions Host the First Ever All-Star Classic Celebrity
Pro-Am-Multi Tag Team Match to Determine Number One Contendership
Match of DOOM~!
Danhausen claps his hands repeatedly and flashes a wide, spooky
smile.
[ Danhausen
] Horrifichausen likes this!
Danhausen opens a broom closet nearby and enters. Vincent remains.
Edge and Christian look at one another and then back to Vincent.
[ Edge
] So, buddy, you going to follow your friend into that
closet?
[ Vincent
] No.
[ Edge
] Alright, well.. We’re going to get back to work. Good talk.
Edge opens the door to the office and re-enters. Immediately inside,
Edge jumps back in shock, clutching his chest. The camera pans over
to reveal Orange Cassidy slumped over in a chair. Christian buries
his face in the palms of his hands.
[ Christian
] Why is this guy here? Seriously? What’s the deal?
Chavo Guerrero appears from the other side of the room with a big
smile on his face.
[ Chavo Guerrero
] Hey guys! Glad you could make it.
[ Edge
] We’ve been here the whole time. Where did you appear from?
[ Chavo Guerrero
] I have a big surprise for you guys!
[ Christian
] Is it explaining how you killed this guy in self defense?
Christian kicks Orange Cassidy in the shin, who doesn’t flinch.
[ Edge
] Yeah, why is he here?
[ Chavo Guerrero
] I have no idea, man. He just.. Appears. I’m too afraid to
tell him to leave.
Chavo turns his back to Orange Cassidy and focuses on Edge and
Christian.
[ Chavo Guerrero
] So, I know the Undisputed Era had to take a leave of
absence, opening up a spot in the battle royal thing at WrestleBrawl…
[ Christian
] The First Ever Edge and Christian 4 Time SGW Tag Team
Champions Host the First Ever All-Star Classic Celebrity
Pro-Am-Multi Tag Team Match to Determine Number One Contendership
Match of DOOM~!
[ Chavo Guerrero
] Yeah, that.
He continues.
[ Chavo Guerrero
] So I decided to make a few calls and went on a nostalgia
trip! But then I was left with a tough decision and couldn’t pick..
So, if it’s okay with you guys, I booked two teams for it!
[ Edge
] Hey, yeah, sure Chavo. We have six, so your three leaves us
one more for a deserving team. What’cha got?
[ Chavo Guerrero
] Tha Tru Warriorz! HUGE pop they got at Card Subject to
Change! Then I saw D-Von in catering and asked if he and Bubba Ray
wanted in and they said yes!
[ Edge
] Oh, nice. That’ll be nice to see the Duds back in a SGW
ring.. You know.. After we crushed two of their records.
Edge and Christian high-five.
[ Christian
] One of those records got us banished for months. Totally
worth it.
[ Edge
] Alright, so who’s lucky team number nine?
On cue, a knock at the door is heard. Chavo slaps his hands together
with glee and rushes to it, grabbing the door knob.
[ Chavo Guerrero
] I asked this team if they wanted in and they said they’d do
anything for a pay day! I knew you guys would love to see them
again.. Well.. After last time anyway..
Chavo pulls the door open wide, revealing Demolition - Ax and Smash
- in full makeup and ring gear. Black tights, studded vests, leather
chaps, everything. Christian’s reaction says it all.
[ Christian
] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Edge shoves Chavo out of the way and slams the door. He snaps back
at Chavo with a flustered look.
[ Edge
] Chavito! How dare you betray us like this?! You know
they’re our sworn enemies!
[ Chavo Guerrero
] Well, I mean, the show is getting pretty big and I knew I
could book them cheap! Nostalgia sells!
[ Christian
] I can’t believe you booked three teams for our match!
[ Chavo Guerrero
] Hey! If I’m not mistaken, you guys just booked two teams
for it that have barely existed in SGW!
[ Christian
] But it’s my match, dammit! I call the shots! You’ve had a
five month feud with Bray Wyatt over a stupid horse and he doesn’t
even work here anymore! So please, for the love of God, can I not
have a match with my name on it that DOESN’T INVOLVE DAMN
DEMOLITION?!
[ Chavo Guerrero
] It was EIGHTEEN years ago!
[ Christian
] What’s that? The amount of years it’s been since you
mattered?
Christian immediately takes it back.
[ Christian
] I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I meant it but I shouldn’t have said
it.
Desperate, Edge makes a rash decision without thinking it through.
[ Edge
] We’re the tenth team! Book it!
[ Chavo Guerrero
] Wait..
[ Edge
] Book it! Edge and Christian, numero ten!
[ Christian
] Hold on, I’m not giving up my spot on the Championship
Committee. I love this power to make or break lives.
On second thought..
[ Christian
] Although, I could wake up daily without messages from The
Rock demanding title shots.. No! I want my power!
[ Edge
] Yeah, we’re not giving our places up for this. Val did it
because he’s trying to win a title. I literally want to hop in the
ring, eliminate Demolition, maybe have a stare down with the Dudley
Boyz as the fans chant “FIGHT FOREVER!” or something at us and then
skip out of town.
[ Chavo Guerrero
] With the deepest tag team division in SGW history, you guys
are the tenth team?
[ Christian
] I’m not walking out that door to tell Demolition they’re
off the show. If you want to do that, then you go right ahead. If I
went out there, I’d prison shank them to death.
Christian makes repeated stabbing motion.
[ Christian
] Right in the jugular! “Oh! What a rush!” indeed.
[ Orange Cassidy
] Road Warriors.
[ Christian
] Oh. Right.. Wait..
Orange Cassidy slowly pulls himself out of the chair, softly kicks
the chair over on its back, and walks up to the group. After a few
seconds of hesitation, Orange Cassidy dramatically shoves his hands
in his pocket and walks to the door. Refusing to remove his hands
from his pockets, he finds himself unable to exit.
[ Edge
] Let me get that for you.
Edge opens the door and Orange Cassidy casually strolls out of the
office and saunders down the hallway, never to be seen again.
[ Christian
] Why the hell did he kick the chair over?
We go to the ring for our next match.
Referee -
Aubrey Edwards
| Time Limit -
30:00
All four
women are in the ring as the match starts. Nurse Ratchet stands
still in her corner, looking intimidating. She remains still as
Vipress, Nia Jax, and Becky Lynch meet in the center of the ring.
Becky gets right in Nia Jax's face, pressing her index finger into
Nia's chest, telling her how this match is going to go. Vipress
stands several inches shorter than them, looking pissed that they're
ignoring her. After several long seconds, Vipress becomes fed up and
shoves Becky and Nia Jax at the same time, causing them both to turn
around and punch her in the face! Vipress goes down hard!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] The debuting
Vipress is finding out quickly that these women are not ones wit'
whom you would like t' mess!
Vipress
rolls out of the ring and Nurse Ratchet charges out of the corner,
nailing Becky and Nia Jax with a double clothesline! Becky goes down
and rolls out of the ring as well! Nia Jax doesn't budge! Jax and
Nurse Ratchet stare one another down and Nia Jax abruptly nails
Ratchet with a big right hand!
[ Tony Schiavone
] Nia Jax is bringing the pain! Seeking revenge for Nurse
Ratchet sticking her with that syringe of viscous green liquid at
Holiday Hell!
[ Scott Steiner
] That was like ten years ago! Who even remembers that shit!?
Ratchet
comes back with a big right hand of her own! Nia Jax frowns... and
then punches Ratchet full-on in the face! Ratchet staggers back into
the ropes and then shambles back toward Nia Jax! Jax boots her in
the stomach and pulls her in... POWER BOMB! The fans pop huge as
Nurse Ratchet convulses on the mat and then rolls under the bottom
rope! Nia Jax walks a circle around the ring, pounding her chest...
until Vipress climbs the turnbuckles from the outside and nails Nia
Jax with a FLYING BACK ELBOW! Nia Jax finally leaves her feet...
just in time for Becky Lynch to leap off the top rope with a FLYING
SPLASH!
[ Tony Schiavone
] The Rock's cool cousin is down!
Becky
Lynch and Vipress both rise to their feet and clash in the center of
the ring! They begin trading forearms like women possessed and Becky
takes over, whipping Vipress into the ropes! Vipress rebounds and
Becky catches her... BEXPLODER! Becky covers! One! Two! Th-- NURSE
RATCHET BREAKS THE PIN! Ratchet drags Becky off of Vipress by two
handfuls of hair. Becky struggles to get free, punching and elbowing
away at Ratchet's mid-section. Maintaining her grip with one hand,
Ratchet tees off, slugging away at Becky's head with the other! Nia
Jax returns to her feet and wipes both women out with a running
avalanche! Vipress is up on the apron, gripping the top rope. Nia
Jax charges at her and Vipress drops, pulling the top rope down,
causing Nia Jax to crash and burn to the floor!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] What impact! Did ya'
hear that? Sounded like wet meat hitting pavement!
[ Scott Steiner
] SHE'S FAT!
Nia Jax
struggles back to her feet... but as soon as she's up, she's
attacked by SHAYNA BASZLER AND HANA KIMURA! They both begin raining
blows down on Nia Jax before whipping her into the guardrail! Nia
Jax hits hard, left leaning against the rail. Baszler and Kimura
charge... AND TACKLE NIA JAX THROUGH THE RAIL AND INTO THE FRONT
ROW! The fans pop huge upon seeing the spectacle but then begin
booing loudly. Baszler and Kimura get up and begin backing up the
ramp, looking satisfied at what they've done.
[ Tony Schiavone
] Nia Jax has been neutralized! Shayna Baszler and Hana
Kimura have done their part to even the odds in favor of their
unlikely ally, Becky Lynch!
Shayna
and Hana continue to watch from the stage. Vipress stands in the
corner, waiting on Becky Lynch to stand up. Becky slowly returns to
her feet... and as she does, Vipress thrusts her hand forward,
gripping Becky's throat with telekinesis! The fans erupt in boos as
this outlaw bullshit takes place right in the center of the ring!
Becky struggles against the invisible grip of the Vipress! Vipress
lifts her hand... TELEKINETIC CHOKESLAM!
[ Scott Steiner
] YOU GOTTA BE FUCKIN' KIDDIN" ME!
[ Tony Schiavone
] The laws of physics do not apply to Vipress!
Becky
rolls out of the ring and Nurse Ratchet shambles toward Vipress!
Vipress attempts the Telekinetic Chokeslam again but Ratchet is
immune to Vipress' supernatural abilities! Ratchet grabs Vipress
around the throat and begins throttling her! Vipress is helpless to
stop her... until Nia Jax returns to the ring to a huge pop! Nia Jax
blasts Nurse Ratchet in the head with a KNOCKOUT PUNCH and Ratchet
goes down! Vipress immediately springs into action and dumps Nia Jax
through the ropes to the floor! Vipress rolls leaps onto Nurse
Ratchet, cradling her with both feet on the ropes! One! Two! Three!
WINNER - Vipress via Pin Fall in 6:29
The fans
boo loudly as Vipress quickly escapes the ring and begins backing up
the ramp with a sinister smile on her face. However, as soon as she
reaches the midway point on the ramp, she's blasted from behind by
Shayna and Kimura! Shayna and Kimura put the beatdown on Vipress
before casually dumping her over the guardrail and into the front
row!
[ Tony Schiavone
] These women are relentless! They're not happy that Becky
Lynch wasn't victorious tonight!
Nia Jax
is up at ringside and Becky Lynch nails her from behind with a
running dropkick, sending her sprawling forward into a double
clothesline from Hana and Shayna! The fans are booing loudly as
Lynch, Baszler, and Kimura begin putting the boots to Nia Jax on the
floor!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] They're sending a
message, Tony! And it's being received loud and clear!
Inside
the ring, Nurse Ratchet just watches what's going on, tilting her
head to the side quizzically. Once they're done, Becky, Shayna, and
Hana walk up the ramp, appearing satisfied with the carnage they've
left behind. We fade to black as they celebrate on the ramp.
Kenny
Omega focuses intensely on adjusting his kick pads on his boots so
that they look just right. Once he’s satisfied, he gives each one of
them a slap to test them out.
[ Kenny Omega
] Tonight’s my night! Feeling good! Better than ever!
Omega punches the air a few times, doing a light boxing routine to
warm up. During the middle of it, we see Matt and Nick Jackson walk
up to him in Young Bucks t-shirts and jeans. Nick has a SGW hat
pulled down low.
[ Nick Jackson
] What’s up, Kenny?
[ Matt Jackson
] First match in SGW in a while. You ready?
Kenny nods confidently.
[ Kenny Omega
] Yeah! You know, I’ve not been in a ring in a minute but
it’s like riding a bike. I can’t wait to see if fortune favors me a
little more so this time around.
[ Matt Jackson
] Andrade is no pushover, but I think it’ll be a nice test
for ya’.
[ Kenny Omega
] For sure. So, big night for you guys at WrestleBrawl, huh?
The Edge and Christian thing.
[ Nick Jackson
] Aka the Young Bucks breaking through that glass ceiling
that’s held us back and us finally get shots at those belts!
[ Matt Jackson
] It’s about damn time, man.
Omega puts on his ring jacket and adjusts it to his liking.
[ Kenny Omega
] Who knows? Maybe if I put on a nice showing in this match
tonight I can get in the WrestleBrawl match or something? Or at
least get some equity built back up after that disastrous early run
with Kota. I know I’m better than the product I’ve put out there.
Marty Scurll opens the door to the locker room and is caught off
guard by his old friends all being collected.
[ Marty Scurll
] Well, well, well.. If it isn’t my ol’ friends.
[ Kenny Omega
] Marty! Good to see you again. What’s up?
[ Marty Scurll
] You guys seen Cody? Afta’ what’s been goin’ on wit’em
lately, I wanted to check on ‘em.
Omega shrugs as the Bucks follow in behind him.
[ Matt Jackson
] No idea, man. He’s kept a low profile since Total
Destruction. He has a lot going on so we’ve just held back.
[ Marty Scurll
] Right. I’m gonna’ go see if I can find ‘em. Give ‘em a
little support for his match tonight.
[ Nick Jackson
] Say Marty, you booked for WrestleBrawl?
Scurll casually waves him off.
[ Marty Scurll
] ‘Fraid not. I’m bidin’ my time, though. I have just the
person in my sights, though. Soon enough, I won’t need a Golden
Ticket or a fight against ninety-nine men. There’ll be no doubt as
to who the top man in SGW truly is.
[ Kenny Omega
] I like that confidence, Marty. Good luck to you.
[ Marty Scurll
] The same goes for you, Kenny. Fingers crossed this return
of course yields betta’ results than before. You rememba’.. When you
were a laughin’ stock of the company. Losin’ to such high profile
wrestlers such as the Hybrid 2 and Christopher Daniels..
Omega is taken aback, not expecting the criticism from Scurll.
[ Marty Scurll
] Aw, c’mon. I’m just havin’ a laugh! Friends can do that
right? Like, look at the Bucks! No wins to their name and they fink
they’re ‘bout to take ova’ the tag team division!
[ Nick Jackson
] Damn, Marty.
[ Marty Scurll
] All this time wit’out me in SGW and nothin’ ta’ show for
it. I come in, win two easy matches, and now look at me. Callin’ the
shoots. Workin’ at my own pace. It’s quite nice. That’s why I’ve
been stickin’ wit’ Cody. He understands what winnin’ is all about!
Scurll rests his umbrella on his shoulder and bids goodbye to his
friends.
[ Marty Scurll
] Now, if you don’t mind me, I’m gonna’ go wish Cody good
luck.
Scurll turns around and exits, leaving the Bucks and Omega behind.
Matt and Nick look at one another, speechless. Omega scratches the
back of his head and puts it ever so bluntly.
[ Kenny Omega
] Guys, is it me or is Marty Scurll a dick nowadays?
As the conversation shifts from their matches to the sour attitude
of their former ally, Marty Scurll, the Bucks and Omega talk amongst
themselves as the scene fades out.
Referee -
Paul Turner
| Time Limit -
30:00
Kenny
and Andrade take a look at one another, and they quickly lock up,
with Andrade getting the quick advantage, by giving Kenny a headlock
to slow the speed and potential that Kenny has to turn it up high
speed. Kenny pushes him and Andrade towards the ropes and pushes him
off. The push happens and is quickly stopped by Andrade with a
shoulder block which gets Kenny knocked down to the mat. Kenny
slowly gets up, and delivers a strong punch, that knocks Andrade
down to the mat. Kenny starts to lock in a head lock, and wrenches
it on Andrade.
[ Scott Steiner
] KENNY THAT GAME NERD DOIN' A GREAT JOB WITHOUT THE JOYSTICK
IN HIS HAND!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] Kenny is tha' best
at what he does, I got 'ta love this intensity!
Zelina is on the outside barking at Andrade to get up and fight out
of it, and he slowly starts to get up hitting elbows in gut of
Kenny. Kenny lets go of the hold, and starts to run back towards the
ropes and tries to hit a big knee to the face of Andrade. Andrade
manages to get out of the way, but is met by a quick snap Dragon
Suplex to the mat. Kenny makes the cover, ONE. TW.. Kick out by
Andrade. Andrade starts to hold his neck screaming a bit, as that
Dragon Suplex hit hard.
[ Tony Schiavone
] The speed! The power of Kenny Omega here tonight!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] Andrade is gon'
have to get togetha and regroup a bit with Zelina.
Andrade rolls out of the ring and Zelina checks in on him to see if
he's doing okay. Zelina works on helping Andrade back up, and takes
a look at him and tells him to go and finish Kenny. Andrade nods and
rushes into the ring and delivers a hard closeline to Kenny knocking
him down. Andrade picks up Kenny and delivers a hard suplex down to
Kenny, giving him some pain on his lower back. Andrade covers, and
gets a quick two count as Andrade starts to get frustrated and slaps
the mat, demanding for Paul Turner to count faster.
[ Scott Steiner
] ANDRE BETTER HURRY HIMSELF UP HERE! GAME NERD OMEGA WANTS
TO PLAY PAC MAN!
[ Tony Schiavone
] Andrade trying to get the advantage back here, after a
quick conversation with Zelina on the outside.
Andrade grabs Kenny again, and starts to punch him in the gut again,
and runs towards the ropes and delivers a drastic dropkick to the
face of Kenny. Andrade starts to clap to get some sort of crowd
reaction, but is met with a chorus of boos as Kenny slowly gets
himself up to the mat. Kenny starts to punch Andrade in the chest,
and starts to lift him up for a One Winged Angel. Kenny struggles to
hook the neck of Andrade, as Andrade delivers a Reverserana, having
Kenny land right on his neck.
[ Tony Schiavone
] That landing by Omega does not look good for him! Ouch!
[ Scott Steiner
] BREAKING HIS NECK GIVES HIM MORE TIME FOR VIDEO GAMES!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] Andrade's business
associate, Zelina cheerin' on 'er man!
Kenny is slow to get up, and goes to the outside of the ring to
recover. Kenny is holding his neck, but quickly looks up to a
rushing Zelina from the apron jump on him, and deliver a
Hurricanrana to the steps on the side of the ring. Andrade was busy
with Paul Turner asking to check his arm, and slightly pushes Turner
out of the way to go to the outside, and picks up the prone Omega.
Andrade throws him back into the ring, and he starts to cover Omega,
but Omega slides out of it, backs up a bit and hits a huge knee to
the side of Andrade's head and the crowd goes nuts.
[ Tony Schiavone
] V-TRIGGERRR! What a blow to the head of Andrade!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] Kenny 'bout to end
'dis match!
Kenny starts to grab Andrade by the neck, and delivers a strong
Tiger Driver 1998. Kenny makes the cover and Zelina gets on the
apron yelling over to Paul Turner goes over to Zelina asking her to
get down. Kenny starts to look over at what's going on, and starts
yelling at Zelina to get down from the apron. Kenny then turns
around and moves out of the way, only for Andrade to stop in his
tracks before bumping into Zelina. Andrade turns around to a strong
V-Trigger on the face from Kenny. Kenny smirks and starts to pander
to the crowd for a bit, before lifting up Andrade over his head,
grabbing his neck and delivers a ONE WING ANGEL. The cover, ONE..
TWO.. THREE! Big statement win for Omega!
[ Tony Schiavone
] Big win here for Kenny Omega tonight! Welcome BACK to Solid
Gold Wrestling!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] Kenny got rid of
his pal, in Ibushi and is ready to shine alone!
[ Scott Steiner
] GOT RID OF THAT DEAD WEIGHT, NOW HE CAN BEAT OFF TO ANIME
ALONE! HAHAHA!!!
WINNER - Kenny Omega via Pin Fall in
10:37
We
fade up on a shot of Suzie standing backstage, a sweet and innocent
smile on her face. Before we can even find out why we're focusing on
this newcomer to Solid Gold Wrestling, we see Sami Zayn and Gregory
Helms walking through the backstage area in street clothes. Zayn has
the SGW Limitless Championship over his shoulder while Helms wears a
smug look upon his face. Suzie catches Helms' eye and he stops in
his tracks, looking her up and down.
[
Gregory Helms
] Well, well, what do we have here, Sami? A troublemaker!
Zayn
shakes his head and places his hand on Helms' shoulder.
[
Sami Zayn
] Come on, Gregory, leave 'er alone. We're not booked tonight
so let's just hit up catering for some free food and get outta'
here.
[
Gregory Helms
] I don't think so, Sami. I'm tellin' you... she was
eyeballin' us.
Helms
turns and looks at Sami's belt.
[
Gregory Helms
] I think she wants your belt!
[
Suzie ]
I... um... I don't want--
Helms
snaps his head in her direction.
[
Gregory Helms
] Shut up, woman! Don't try to tell me what you want and
don't want!
Helms
points at himself.
[
Gregory Helms
] ...'cause I know! I know women like the back o' my hand,
girl!
Helms
holds up his hand, looking at the back of it. He turns his hand and
shows it to her.
[
Gregory Helms
] And the back o' my hand... it's always the same!
Suzie
just looks genuinely sad. Before this harassment can go any further,
Ruby Riott walks into the shot in street clothes, appearing furious.
She has some papers in her hand. She holds them up, shaking them
violently.
[
Ruby Riott
] What the hell is this supposed to be?! Some kinda'
god damn joke!?
Sami
turns, sees the papers and a smug look crosses his face.
[
Sami Zayn
] That's my appeal to the Championship Committee to overturn
our match at WrestleBrawl 3, obviously. I mean, you did read
the well-crafted document, correct?
Ruby
looks confused but no less angry.
[
Ruby Riott
] I'm not talking about that worthless piece of paper, Sami!
The Championship Committee already overturned that and our match is
happening whether you want it to or not... I'm talking about these
bogus sexual harassment charges from your buddy over there!
[
Sami Zayn
] Oh, no way. Helms, did you--
Sami
turns and looks at Helms. Helms shrugs.
[
Gregory Helms
] She seduced me, dawg.
[
Ruby Riott
] No, I didn't!
[
Sami Zayn
] I'm not gonna lie, Greg, I really don't think she
did either.
[
Gregory Helms
] Shut up, Sami! I'm tryin' to do you a favor and get this
match canceled!
[
Sami Zayn
] How... how is this gonna get the match canceled?
Helms
leans in and whispers.
[
Gregory Helms
] How she gonna face you for the belt at WrestleBrawl if she
in jail doin' hard time for tryin' to steal my dignity? Not to
mention defaming my pristine character for givin' millions of people
around the world the idea that I'd lower myself to lay with a beast
such as herself!
[
Ruby Riott
] I don't know why you're whispering. I can hear every word
you're saying.
Her
eyes narrow.
[
Ruby Riott
] And you're a fucking pig.
Zayn
shakes his head.
[
Sami Zayn
] That's not how the legal system works, Sami.
He
runs his hand down his face.
[
Sami Zayn
] At all.
Sami
turns and looks at Ruby, halfheartedly trying to appear
intimidating.
[
Sami Zayn
] Look, Ruby... you wanted the match and you got the match
even though everyone knows you don't deserve it... and more
importantly, that you can't win. I was trying to do you a favor by
backing out of the match... because at WrestleBrawl 3, I'm gonna
humiliate you. I don't wanna do it but you've forced my hand and you
really need to think about what that's gonna do to me
psychologically, to humiliate a girl in front of millions of
people.
[
Gregory Helms
] He gonna humiliate that neck when he drop you on that top
turnbuckle wit' the brainbusta', girl. Snap, crackle, pop! That's
the sound yo' neck gonna make... when he does the brainbusta'... on
the top turnbuckle. That's my favorite move Sami does, girl. I hope
that's what he beats you with.
Ruby
just glares at Helms, a vacant look in her eye. She wads up the
notice and drops it on the floor.
[
Ruby Riott
] Ya' know... up to this point, I've done everything the
right way when it comes to earning this match and I'm just gonna
throw this out there... but god damn, am I tired of talking!
Ruby
punts Gregory Helms right in the balls! Sami Zayn drops the
Limitless Championship with a surprised look on his face as Ruby
turns and begins peppering him with right hands! The fans are going
wild as Ruby backs Zayn up against the wall, punching away before he
blocks a punch and nails her with a forearm of his own! She staggers
back and Zayn advances on her, slugging away with punches of his own
but Ruby won't back down! She fires back, nailing him with a forearm
and then a knee lift, doubling him over! Ruby hooks him for a suplex
but before she can do anything... GREGORY HELMS NAILS HER IN THE
BACK WITH THE LIMITLESS CHAMPIONSHIP! The fans erupt in boos as Ruby
goes down to both knees, favoring her back. Helms is gripping the
championship with one hand and his testicles with the other. Sami
looks up at Helms and then down at Ruby with a confused look on his
face.
[
Gregory Helms
] Do it, Sami! Finish 'er off!
Sami's
look of confusion wavers and then becomes an almost cartoonish
frown... AS HE BOOTS HER RIGHT IN THE FACE! Ruby Riott goes down
flat on her back, blood pouring out of her nose. Gregory Helms nods,
satisfied. Zayn holds his hands out.
[
Sami Zayn
] Gimme my belt.
Helms
tosses the belt to Zayn and Zayn stands over Ruby. He leans down,
getting into her face. He holds the championship up against her
cheek. She looks up at him, clearly out of it, unable to defend
herself at all.
[
Sami Zayn
] I told you, Ruby... I didn't wanna do this to you... but
now?
He
stands upright and places the championship on his shoulder.
[
Sami Zayn
] Now, I have to.
Without another word, Zayn walks away with Helms following him.
[
Gregory Helms
] THE CHAMP IS HERE, BOYS! THE CHAMP... IS... HERE!
They
both walk off-camera but we can still hear Helms shouting.
[
Gregory Helms
] AND JUST SO NOBODY CONFUSED, THE CHAMP IS SAMI ZAYN!
And
more.
[
Gregory Helms
] SAMI ZAYN IS THE CHAMP I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!
Arena
security rushes into the area and kneels down next to Ruby Riott,
checking on her. However, before EMTs can arrive, she begins pushing
the security guards away and sits up. With tears in her eyes
threatening to roll down her cheeks at any moment, she wipes at the
blood from her nose and stands up as the fans cheer. She shakes her
head and uses the wall to guide her as she walks off-camera with her
purpose reinforced.
Referee -
Rick Knox | Time Limit - 30:00
Chuck
Taylor’s eyes are perhaps the widest they have ever been in his life
as he stands in stunned silence across the ring from ‘the Horror
King’ Vincent Marseglia.
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] Taylor was
certainly horrified by the King of said genre earlier in the year,
gentlemen – it’s going to be a big test for the Kentucky Gentleman’s
mettle here tonight!
Taylor very hesitantly begins circling the ring with the Horror King
at the insistence of partner and Best Friend Trent, who snickers as
Taylor timidly stumbles around the ring, eyes still locked on the
man across the ring from him. Marseglia’s patience is telling, as he
continues to glare across the hypotenuse of the ring at Taylor, who
is comically horrified. Eventually, Marseglia steps ahead to
initiate a collar-and-elbow tie-up, but Chuckie shrieks and turns to
run – right into Danhausen!
[ Tony Schiavone
] And there’s Danhausen!
[ Scott Steiner
] That little bastard’s creepy!
Danhausen’s head cracks and whips toward the commentary booth, where
he slowly drops his grin to a smirk at Steiner and silently mouths:
“No cursing.”
[ Scott Steiner
] …shit…
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] He’s a polite
little Demon!
Turning back to the action in the ring, the massive smile on the
face of Danhausen causes Taylor to scream again, turning another
180º – right back into Marseglia! Taylor cries out in fear and falls
to the mat in the fetal position, banging on the mat childishly with
his fist as he shakes in fear.
[ Scott Steiner
] GET UP, BITCH! YOU’RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF AND YOUR
PARTNER AND MOST IMPORTANTLY! – THAT SUAVE SONNUVABITCH ORANGE
CASSIDY! AND MOST MOST IMPORTANTLY! – THAT SUAVE SONNUVABITCH ME!
Marseglia looks at Rick Knox for any sort of explanation of what’s
happening before his very eyes but receives nothing other than a
shrug in response. As soon as he has a free moment, Taylor begins
army crawling around the Horror King and Knox, much to the delight
of the fans in the Dunkin Donuts Center. ‘Smooth Chuckie’ may as
well have been on the beaches of Normandy, muscling himself towards
the sweet homeland as he reaches out his hand, desperately seeking a
tag from Trent!
[ Tony Schiavone
] CHUCK TAYLOR! He’s looking for the tag here!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] Yes, Tony, but
Taylor is still in center ring! He’s nowhere NEAR his corner!
Having grown tired of these charades, Marseglia stomps hard on
Taylor’s lower back, sending a high-pitched scream through the
arena. Taylor continues to reach for a tag from Trent, even knowing
that he’s no less than half a ring away from his hand. Marseglia
wheelbarrows Taylor’s legs and lifts, transitioning into a full
nelson before slamming the Kentucky Gentleman to the mat viciously
and tags Danhausen.
[ Scott Steiner
] Here comes Dan Hultzen!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] Let’s see what Da—wait,
what?
The Cheerful Demon dives from the top rope, splattering Taylor with
a big splash and covers for a two count. Danhausen isn’t bothered by
the kick out, or, more appropriately, does not appear to be
bothered. Then again, he rarely appears to be much more than
‘delighted,’ so his emotional outlook is clouded at best.
Regardless, Danhausen applies a stern rear chinlock and begins
gently fishhooking Chuck, trying to investigate his teeth!
[ Tony Schiavone
] The teeth! Danhausen loves teeth!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] If I have my
information correct, Tony… *checks notes* …he EATS teeth!
[ Scott Steiner
] For the love of God…
Taylor takes a big bite of fingers and rolls forward off his ass,
tagging in Trent as the Providence fans pop! Danhausen, still
nursing his fingers, turns into a big Gobstopper knee strike to
another huge crowd reaction. Trent is up again and runs to Vincent,
popping him with a running right hand before ascending to the second
rope and meeting a rising Danhausen with a swinging hurricanrana!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] HUGE RANA! Trent is
a house of fire here!
Trent swings a finger around in the air, calling for something
before lifting Danhausen onto his back – they’re looking for the
Strong Zero!
[ Tony Schiavone
] This could be it – Strong Zero incoming!
Before Taylor can leap off the top rope to complete the double stomp
and add the extra ‘oomph’ to the Dudebuster for the Strong Zero
combination, Vincent shoves him onto the apron and looks toward
Trent – who still has Danhausen on his back!
[ Scott Steiner
] HAH! GET FUCKED, CHUCKIE!
But, from the apron, Chuck pulls Vincent through the middle and top
ropes, skillfully springboarding up and stomping down on Danhausen
with the Strong Zero!! Trent maintains the cover and Knox counts –
ONE! TWO! THREE!
WINNERS - The Best Friends via Pin Fall
in 7:41
[
Tony Schiavone
] What an encounter, fans!
[ Scott Steiner
] What a crock’a shit!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] No matter your
feelings on the contest, the outcome is relevant to WrestleBrawl,
gents – the Best Friends have taken a step ahead in the tag team
division and are riding a wave of momentum right into the Edge and
Christian…err…ah….the Tag Team…Invitational…Gauntlet…pro-team…matchup.
[ Scott Steiner
] That name’s a crock’a shit!
From the floor, a livid Marseglia pulls Danhausen from the ring by
his boot and begins dragging him up the aisle until the Cheerful
Little Demon can rise and hop alongside the Horror King. Still
creeped out, Taylor peers out from behind Orange Cassidy, who has
slowly rolled into center ring, before shouting “yeah you’d better
run!” Trent rolls his eyes as commentary carries on.
[ Tony Schiavone
] Still, from one pair of Best Buddies to another, Nige’,
this is a team to watch, wouldn’t you say?
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] I’ve asked you many
times, kindly, not to put your hands on me, Tony – and yes! The Best
Friends pick up a statement win tonight and will storm into
WrestleBrawl and the…big tag team match therin!
[ Scott Steiner
] BULLSHIT!!
We fade on a shot of the hugging trio in the ring.
We
quickly go backstage where we see Zack Sabre, Jr. watching the final
moments of the previous match on a monitor. He shakes his head in
disgust, unable to believe the level of outlaw bullshit he's just
witnessed. He folds his arms across his chest and his bottom lip
sticks out. He speaks out loud to no one in particular.
[ Zack Sabre, Jr.
] Mate, I can already tell ya' what I'll be usin' my Golden
Ticket for, after I win the WrestleBrawl match... I'm gonna use it
to wish away all o' this disgraceful, embarrassin' shite that goes
on around here.
He balls
up his fist and shakes it in front of him. Real tough guy.
[ Zack Sabre, Jr.
] This is supposed to be a wrestlin' company... not a fuckin'
clown show.
Sabre
turns around to walk away but finds himself staring at Orange
Cassidy, lounging against the wall with his hands in his pockets.
Sabre looks confused... Orange Cassidy was in the ring literally two
seconds ago, hugging it out with the Best Friends. There's no
possible way he could've made it all the way to the back that
quickly. Cassidy stares a hole through Sabre... or does he? Hard to
tell with the aviators. Sabre shakes his head, disgusted.
[ Zack Sabre, Jr.
] Fuck this.
He storms
off-camera. Orange Cassidy remains still as Adam Thornstowe and
Luster the Legend walk into the shot. They post up next to him,
folding their arms across their chests. They remain that way for a
second before Luster looks at Orange and then over at Thornstowe.
[ Luster the
Legend ] Is this guy alive or
what?
Thornstowe shrugs.
[ Adam Thornstowe
] Who the fuck knows... all I know is that maybe if we hang
out next to this dude long enough, maybe SGW management will stop
ignoring us and actually book us for once. I'm tired of sitting in
catering.
[ Luster the
Legend ] Aint that the fuckin'
truth... the pigs in a blanket are pretty good though.
[ Adam Thornstowe
] Yeah, yeah... I know.
Fade.
We fade
up backstage where we see "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair in a three
piece suit with a huge smile on his face. The former SGW World
Heavyweight Championship is wearing sunglasses but there's still
some visible bruising and redness from the shot he took from the
butt of Jimmy Havoc's axe at Heartbreaker. He wears a piece of tape
across the bridge of his nose as well. On either side of him, we see
two women fawning over him... Gionna Daddio and Zahra Schreiber? The
excitement the fans felt upon seeing Flair quickly dissipates and
turns to boos. Gionna runs runs her finger up Flair's button-up
shirt, smiling seductively.
[ Gionna Daddio
] Ya' know, Naitch, I've really got a thing for guys with a
legacy.
Zahra
plays with his hair as he seems oblivious to what's going on.
[ Gionna Daddio
] You've done everything there is to do in this business...
an eighteen time world champion. Solid Gold Wrestling, League
of Champions, New Era Wrestling... you're the original triple crown
champion.
[ Ric Flair
] WOOOOO! You know it!
[ Zahra Schreiber
] And now that legacy lives on... through your daughter.
Flair
nods, hugging both ladies close to him.
[ Ric Flair
] That's right! The Nature Boy's legacy... will live!
Forever!
Gionna
smiles evilly.
[ Gionna Daddio
] Yeah, about that...
She gives
Flair a kiss on the cheek... and then Zahra raises her knee into his
crotch! The fans erupt in boos as Ric Flair goes down to both knees.
His sunglasses slide off his nose, revealing his bugged out eyes.
Flair plants one hand on the floor in front of him to brace himself
while he holds his testicles with his other hand. Flair is breathing
heavily, panting almost.
[ Ric Flair
] You... you bitches!
Gionna
kneels down next to Flair, smiling and meeting his gaze.
[ Gionna Daddio
] You're disgusting.
Zahra
kneels down next to him right after.
[ Zahra Schreiber
] And your legacy? Literally no one cares.
Flair is
red in the face, sweat rolling down his face.
[ Gionna Daddio
] At WrestleBrawl 3, I'm snuffing out your overrated
daughter... and I'm putting your legacy to rest once and for all.
When I'm done, people aren't going to remember the Flair name for
all your championships and accomplishments... they're gonna remember
the Flair name... for the failure it is. You could never get the job
done against Jeff Jarrett... and your daughter will never... ever
get the job done against Gionna... DADDIO!
Zahra
reaches over and thumps Flair on the nose, causing him to grunt and
grab his nose, looking furious. Zahra and Gionna stand up, smiling
at one another. They walk off-camera as the fans boo. Seconds after
they leave, Flair struggles to stand and Charlotte Flair runs onto
the scene, looking concerned. She helps her father stand.
[ Charlotte Flair
] Dad! What the hell!? What happened?!
Ric Flair
trembles as he struggles to remain standing, still holding his
crotch. Charlotte looks off in the distance, off-camera, furious.
How will this match at WrestleBrawl 3 shake out now that Gionna
Daddio and Zahra Schreiber have gone one step further and made it
personal by assaulting an SGW legend, the father of Charlotte
Flair?!
Referee -
Mike Chioda | Time Limit -
30:00
Tom
Cruise is at ringside in a three piece suit, managing Floss and
Statlander. As soon as the bell rings, Hana Kimura immediately
blasts Barbie Blank in the side of the side of the head with a big
forearm! Barbie goes down and Hana mounts her, throwing punches and
forearms into Barbie's head and neck before standing up and spitting
right in Barbie's face! The fans don't even know what to think as
Hana begins posing sexily while standing over Barbie before finally
stepping through the ropes and hopping off the apron. Hana points at
Barbie and shouts something in Japanese.
[
Tony Schiavone
] What a brutal assault on her own partner! This is two shows
in a row where Barbie Blank has been attacked by someone on the same
team! Nia Jax at Heartbreaker and now Hana Kimura tonight!
[
Nigel McGuinness
] I can't say I didn't see it coming, Tony! Barbie Blank has
made no friends with her somewhat questionable attitude and
controversial remarks since joining Solid Gold Wrestling! She
particularly drawn the ire of Hana Kimura since day one! Kimura
hates Barbie Blank and everything she stands for!
[
Tony Schiavone
] Barbie Blank should really be careful in how she handles
this situation with Kimura, especially now that Kimura has back-up
in the form of Shayna Baszler and Becky Lynch!
Barbie
Blank gets up to all fours and Candy Floss comes out of nowhere with
a basement dropkick to the side of the head! Barbie rolls over onto
her back and Candy Floss picks her up by her hair. Kimura continues
to shriek in Japanese as Candy Floss nails Barbie with a snap suplex
and then tags in Kris Statlander!
[
Nigel McGuinness
] Here comes the Galaxy's Greatest Alien!
[
Scott Steiner
] That can't be what they actually fuckin' call her!
Statlander sizes Barbie up as Barbie tries to crawl away on all
fours. Statlander pulls her up to her feet and scoops her up before
getting her into position... THE BIG BANG! The fans pop huge as
Barbie's neck bends in ways God never intended but before Statlander
can go for the cover, Tom Cruise barks an order from ringside!
[
Tom Cruise
] Give her the Cruise Control, babe! Yeah!
Statlander nods and gives Cruise a thumbs up. She pulls Barbie back
to her feet. Barbie can barely stand. Statlander hoists her up onto
her shoulders... and delivers the F-5 KNOWN NOW ONLY AS CRUISE
CONTROL! The fans pop huge as Statlander rolls over and covers
Barbie, hooking both legs! One! Two! Three!
WINNERS - Candy Floss & Kris Statlander
via Pin Fall in 2:48
The fans
pop huge! Statlander and Floss celebrate in the ring until Cruise
joins them, jumping up and down, shouting "I'M IN LOVE... WITH
WINNING!" Hana Kimura rolls into the ring and grabs Barbie by the
hair, pulling her up and then slinging her through the middle rope
to the floor! The fans begin booing loudly as Hana drags Barbie up
the ramp, kicking and screaming, before Barbie finally gets her feet
under her and begins fighting back! Hana and Barbie begin brawling
as soon as they reach the curtain and then fight through it, leaving
us only with what's happening in the ring.
[
Tony Schiavone
] This beef between Hana Kimura and Barbie Blank is far from
over!
Statlander, Floss, and Cruise continue celebrating until their music
cuts and the Golden-Tron flashes to life. The fans erupt in boos as
we see the visual of a hooded man sitting in the center of the
screen. On either side of him, we see Tucor, The Rock, The Big
Kaijus, Nurse Ratchet, and the abominable Dr. Cube. The hooded man
slowly pulls back the hood to reveal John Travolta, as we all
expected. Travolta doesn't look amused. He looks quite stern,
actually. Floss and Statlander look concerned but Tom Cruise steps
up heroically, looking ready to fight. Travolta begins to speak.
[
John Travolta
] I know what you're doing, Tom.
Cruise
raises an eyebrow.
[
John Travolta
] You're a huge Hollywood star... I'm more of a serious actor
with a far more credible resume but we're cut from the same cloth...
so I know what you're doing, I know what you're thinking and ya'
know what, Tom? Ya' know what? It really pisses me off!
The fans
continue booing.
[
John Travolta
] Scientology was our thing, man! It was our thing!
And ever since Randy Orton kicked you in the head at 12 Large back
in December, you haven't been the same, man. Your thetans are all
out of whack... I mean, you are in desperate need of an
audit.
The fans
just seem confused now.
[
John Travolta
] I'm trying to do what's best for Scientology... that's why
I recruited Dwayne here. I'm trying to obtain the real ultimate
power for the greater good... and it's clear that you only want it
for yourself. It's a damn shame, Tom. You're a fucking legend
in Scientologist lore! I mean, blasphemy be damned, you're
almost bigger than Xenu himself!
Travolta
shakes his head.
[
John Travolta
] But you're throwing it all away to hang out with those two
suppressive people? You can have Candy Floss, Tom. She's worthless
to me... but Kris Statlander is property of the church. The power
she holds in her cells belongs to me... it belongs to Scientology.
Travolta
holds up his hand and balls it into a fist.
[
John Travolta
] She was bred for this purpose. A gift from the stars to L.
Ron Hubbard!
Tom
Cruise wanders over to the ropes and is handed a microphone. The
fans begin buzzing with excitement. Cruise shakes his head in
disbelief as he looks up at Travolta.
[
Tom Cruise
] You're right, John... you're absolutely right, man. I
haven't been the same since Randy Orton knocked my brain into
oblivion... the doctors even told me that ever returning to
wrestling would be risky business... but you, of all people,
should know that I can't turn down a challenge, especially if I'm
told it's mission impossible.
Candy
Floss winces.
[
Candy Floss ] That last one was a bit
of a stretch.
[
Tom Cruise
] But one thing was clear when I woke up in that hospital bed
after 12 Large, John... I've been wrong all this time. Scientology
isn't the way anymore, not the way it's portrayed now! I didn't just
come back to save these two or to become a two-time SGW World
Heavyweight Champion--
He lets
that sit, expecting a pop but it doesn't come because no one really
wants that.
[
Tom Cruise
] I'm here to take Scientology back from the corrupt members
of our church such as yourself who would use the real ultimate power
for personal gain instead of our true purpose... to honor Xenu! And
if that means I have to fight you to the death to keep Kris
Statlander and her power away from you... then that's exactly what
I'm gonna do.
Travolta
scratches his chin and nods.
[
John Travolta
] Combat, it is, then.
The fans
don't know what to make of that. Cruise nods.
[
John Travolta
] Let it be known that on March 7th, 2020... Tom Cruise is
named an enemy of the church and he is to be terminated with extreme
prejudice.
Dr. Cube
nods and even though his expression doesn't change, you know he's
happy.
[
Dr. Cube ]
Such excitement.
[
John Travolta
] You were my god damn hero, Tom.
Travolta
shakes his head.
[
John Travolta
] I declare WrestleBrawl 3 as the final battleground.
Cruise
nods, a smirk crossing his face. Floss and Statlander look at each
other nervously.
[
John Travolta
] The final struggle for real ultimate power.
Cruise
becomes even more stoic and heroic, practically glowing in the ring
as his calling is met.
[
John Travolta
] WrestleBrawl 3 shall be... battlefield earth.
The fans
boo loudly, having no idea where this mess is going.
[
John Travolta
] Tom Cruise... Kris Statlander... and the miserable Candy
Floss...
Travolta
smiles.
[
John Travolta
] ...versus John Travolta... The Rock... and TUCOR!
The boos
get even louder. Tom Cruise steps up and raises his microphone.
[
Tom Cruise
] I will accept the ultimate challenge! I'm gonna take
everything you've got, Travolta! I'm gonna take every drop of power
you have! All of your thetans! I will leave you with nothing... I'm
talkin' scorched earth, mother fucker! They will audit you when I'm
done and find nothing left!
The fans
are actually cheering this super weird promo that Cruise is cutting.
[
Tom Cruise
] And if you think there's a single scenario where you leave
WrestleBrawl 3 with Kris Statlander... I've got news for you,
bucko... fuck you, man! Just... fuck you!
Travolta
smiles a sinister smile. His eyes darken.
[
John Travolta
] Your little outbursts used to be so charming but now?
You're just tiresome, Tom. Isn't it strange how, after all these
years, it's you who has become outdated and glib? We'll see
you at WrestleBrawl 3... for the last time.
The
screen goes dark, leaving Cruise, Statlander, and Floss in the ring
as the fans boo. Cruise raises the microphone again, smiling
cockily.
[
Tom Cruise
] And I'll see YOU at WrestleBrawl 3, John! Yeah!
The fans
don't pop at all because that was a terrible and awkward attempt to
get the last word. Cruise pumps his fists and deals out awkward high
fives to Statlander and Floss. We try to digest what we just
witnessed as we head backstage!
There's a
loud crash as we head backstage and see Hana Kimura and Barbie
Blank, tied up once again! They're holding nothing back as they
throw punches and forearms at one another! The fans are going nuts
as Barbie nails Hana with a big forearm and then shoves her backward
into a catering table, sending trays of vegetables and a big bowl
guacamole all over the floor! Hana grabs two big handfuls of chips
and salsa, then spins around and slings it all over Barbie's face!
Temporarily blinded, Hana grabs two handfuls of Barbie's hair and
whips her around, slinging her on her back on top of the table.
Barbie struggles to get free, kicking even more food and drink into
the floor. Hana pounds Barbie's head into the table with both hands,
shrieking in Japanese before snatching a handful of food and rubbing
it aggressively in Barbie's face!
[
Hana
Kimura
] < I AM TIRED OF
YOU! I WILL KILL YOU NOW, IDIOT!
>
Hana
places her hands on Barbie's throat and begins throttling her until
Lance Storm, Justin Credible, D-Von Dudley, and Billy Gunn hit the
scene with arena security! Gunn grabs Hana around the waist and
pulls her off! Hana is struggling hard, kicking and screaming in
Japanese! Barbie rolls off the table, onto all fours. Lance Storm
immediately begins checking on her. Barbie holds her throat and
chokes in an exaggerated manner.
[ Barbie Blank
] I... can't... breathe!
She
clutches her throat with both hands and sits up on both knees.
[ Barbie Blank
] I can't tell... if she crushed my windpipe... or if the
coronavirus has set in!
Barbie
sticks her tongue out, pantomiming her untimely demise.
[ Barbie Blank
] Ugh, no... it's definitely the coronavirus!
Barbie
falls over on her back and begins trembling as the life leaves her
body. Lance Storm looks down at her in disbelief, shaking his head.
He places his hands on his hips.
[ Lance Storm
] Barbie, come on... this is hardly appropriate.
Justin
Credible huffs.
[ Justin Credible
] I told Jeff Jarrett a women's division was a bad idea.
Fuck.
We hear
someone clear their throat from off-camera. The camera pans over to
reveal Trish Stratus to a huge pop. She looks at Justin Credible and
raises an eyebrow.
[ Trish Stratus
] What was that, Justin?
Credible
rubs the back of his bald head nervously.
[ Justin Credible
] Uh... nothing.
[ Trish Stratus
] Yeah, that's what I thought.
Trish
walks to the center of the commotion, standing over Barbie Blank and
looking unimpressed. Hana stops struggling against Billy Gunn,
eyeing Trish. Trish looks from Hana to Barbie and back again. She
shakes her head.
[ Trish Stratus
] You two really disappointed me tonight... I wanted to see
you two persevere, work together... do literally anything
other than what you actually did.
Barbie
returns to her feet, using the catering table to balance herself,
suddenly cured of her death by coronavirus. She points at Hana
Kimura, pleading with her eyes.
[ Barbie Blank
] It was totally her fault, you should fire her, Trish! I was
trying to wrestle a good clean match when she Pearl Harbored me out
of nowhere! How am I supposed to legitimately compete when I'm
subject to a kamikaze attack at any moment?
Trish
just glares at Barbie, unable to comprehend what's coming out of her
mouth.
[ Barbie Blank
] She should be ashamed of herself! You should make her
commit ritual suicide!
Hana
hocks and spits right in Barbie's face, such a copious amount of
saliva that her mascara begins to run. Barbie immediately begins
bawling without warning.
[
Hana
Kimura
] < STUPID COW!
>
[ Barbie Blank
] WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SPITTING ON ME!?
Trish
gets between them, fuming mad.
[ Trish Stratus
] That's enough! You're both embarrassing yourselves! I
should seriously fire you both for how you've been acting over the
past month... seriously! But no, that's too good for you. You two
are gonna settle this in the ring... one more time for all time and
then this issue is being put to rest.
Barbie
sobs, openly weeping now. Hana scowls, looking pissed.
[ Trish Stratus
] Barbie Blank versus Hana Kimura... one on one...
WrestleBrawl 3!
The fans
pop huge.
[ Trish Stratus
] ...IN A LAST WOMAN STANDING MATCH!
What.
[ Trish Stratus
] Yeah. You heard me. Get ready, ladies.
The fans
are cheering loudly as the road agents and security usher Barbie and
Hana away from each other and off-camera. Trish stands there with
her arms folded across her chest, looking satisfied as we head to
the ring.
Referee -
Rick Knox | Time Limit -
30:00
The
fans are loudly engaged in dueling chants as this one is set to
begin, alternating between “LET’S GO LONDON!” and “WOOP! WOOP!” It
gives this match quite the atmosphere as the competitors stand face
to face. Each man has back-up at ringside with Matt Riddle
accompanying London and the two members of Villain Enterprises with
Scurll. London extends his hand for a shake but Scurll responds by
slapping the hand away with a boot. As the bell rings, the two start
with a collar-and-elbow tie up with London turning it into an arm
lock. Scurll works his way down to the mat, spinning in a circle and
using his feet to transition the hold, now having London by the arm.
Back to his feet, Scurll transitions into a hammer lock, leaving
London trying to work his way free. Scurll kicks the back on
London’s leg, sending him down to one knee. Scurll grabs London’s
hand and looks wildly to the fans… SNAP!
[ Tony Schiavone
] Oh dear Lord!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] Tony, I don’t think
I’d be incorrect in sayin’ that Paul London is one finga’ short
after that!
London clutches his hand as Scurll wastes no time going on the
attack, stomping away on London’s head. As London works his way to
his feet, Scurll goes from behind and attempts the Chicken Wing! But
before he can lock it in, London falls backwards, pinning Scurll in
the process for a quick two. Back up, London his a dropkick, and
then another! With Scurll down, London springs off the ropes and
hits a running shooting star for another two count! Scurll rolls to
the outside and gets tended to by WALTER and Paul Robinson. London
goes up top and dives! CROSS BODY BLOCK SENDS ALL THREE DOWN HARD!
[ Scott Steiner
] LOOK AT THIS POT HEAD! HE’S TRIPPING BALLS IF HE THINKS
THIS IS HOW YOU WRESTLE!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] It’s an
unconventional style, Scotty, but has proven to be effective!
[ Scott Steiner
] EFFECTIVE MY ASS! HE WANTS TO BE EFFECTIVE? PUT SCURLL’S
TINY ASS IN THE STEINER RECLINER AND BREAK HIS NECK! THAT’S WHAT I’D
DO IF I WAS INSIDE THAT RING!
London’s dive did damage but he has now found himself in a
precarious position. With Rick Knox counting, Paul Robinson and
WALTER maul London, giving Scurll time to recover. The strength in
numbers makes a difference, as the stiff shots that London endures
truly adds up. Riddle has seen enough and slides into the ring and
kicks his flip flops off! The fans are chanting in unison, “BRO!
BRO! BRO!” Riddle gets a head of steam and dives through the middle
rope, crashing into WALTER and Robinson! Scurll managed to get out
of the way in time, rolling back into the ring. London fights his
way to the apron, reeling.
[ Tony Schiavone
] Guys, things don’t look great
for Paul London here.
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] He ended up in no
man’s land on that dive to Villain Enterprises, but thankfully his
new-found partna’, Matt Riddle, has momentarily evened the odds!
With London on the apron, Scurll grabs London’s arm and snaps it
against the top rope and then drags him inside. With London still
trying to recover, Scurll places London’s hand on the mat with his
elbow bent in the air and STOMPS on top of the elbow! London screams
out in pain as Scurll begins flapping his arms like a bird, getting
a few “WOOP! WOOP!” responses from the fans.
[ Tony Schiavone
] Marty Scurll has been floating
around SGW for a little over a month, but he’s quickly become one of
the most dangerous men in this company.
Scurll grabs London and hits a super kick to the shin. Black Plague!
One, two, kick out! On the outside, Riddle tosses Paul Robinson over
the railing and then begins trading blows with WALTER. Scurll looks
to the outside for help but sees his team being decimated by Riddle
and throws his arms in the air. He turns around, SUPER KICK! Scurll
is staggered. ENZIGURI! SNAP DDT! London covers - one, two, th- KICK
OUT!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] That was almost
three! So close!
[ Scott Steiner
] THE VILLAIN IS SMALL AND WEAK BUT HE WON’T LOSE THAT
EASILY! BUT HE WOULD IF HE WAS STANDIN’ IN THE RING AGAINST BIG
POPPA PUMP!
London bounces against the ropes but Robinson comes over the railing
and grabs London’s leg, preventing him from moving. Riddle hits a
clubbing forearm to WALTER and then hits a roundhouse kick on Paul
Robinson! London breaks free and Scurll goes for a superkick but
London puts his hands up, allowing Scurll to hit a basement
superkick to the thigh. London drops down and Scurll hits another
right between the eyes! Scurll jumps behind London and waits. On the
outside, WALTER grabs Riddle and hits an Inverted Piledriver and
then a big splash, leaving Riddle incompacitated on the floor!
London is up and Scurll goes for the Chicken Wing again, but London
springs off the middle rope and flips it over! London immediately
goes up top as Scurll is on the mat. Robinson is on the apron but
Rick Knox catches him and begins scolding him. London checks his
balance, but here’s WALTER! WALTER shoves London off the top,
causing him to crash hard on the mat.
[ Tony Schiavone
] Villain Enterprises has
screwed Paul London! Look at this!
Scurll grabs London while the moment is right and locks in the
Cross-Face Chicken Wing! Scurll interlocks his fingers, tightening
the grip even more as London’s face is stretched sideways, making it
difficult to breath. However, before Scurll can drop back, London
pushes himself forward, kicks his feet onto the top rope and pushes
off, rolling Scurll backward into a pinning predicament! His
shoulders are down! One! Two! Three!
WINNER - Paul London via Pin Fall in
13:28
[
Nigel McGuinness
] WHAT. JUST. HAPPENED?!
[ Tony Schiavone
] I'm speechless! Paul London
just shocked the world!
Scurll
releases the hold in surprise and London quickly vacates the ring,
running up the ramp to escape Paul Robinson and WALTER! The fans are
losing their minds as London celebrates like he just won the world
championship! Scurll is sitting in the reing on his knows, looking
on in disbelief! He can't believe what just happened! We cut to the
back as the camera focuses on Paul London celebrating on the stage!
We
fade up backstage where we see Jinny walking down a hallway with the
SGW Women's World Championship over her shoulder. Jinny is dressed
in a stylish, short black and silver dress with heels. The fans
erupt in boos upon seeing her. Jinny crosses paths with road agent
Billy Gunn. She clears her throat, drawing his attention. He stops
in his tracks and looks at her.
[
Jinny ]
You.
Gunn
looks around, confused.
[
Billy Gunn
] ...yeah?
Jinny
tilts her head back, staring down her nose at him.
[
Jinny ]
...disgusting.
She
smiles evilly and walks away, leaving Gunn standing there, offended.
[
Billy Gunn
] What the hell did I do?!
Jinny
continues walking, quietly judging everyone she comes across before
reaching her personal dressing room. The door is slightly ajar. She
looks confused and checks her surroundings before placing her hand
on the door and gently shoving it open. The dressing room is trashed
from top to bottom. Everything is torn to pieces, there's paint on
the walls, and there's even a flaming trash can in the corner. Jinny
steps into the room, appearing unbothered... more disgusted than
disturbed. Aliyah and Vanessa Borne are laid out in the floor,
unconscious. They've both been given makeovers with lipstick smeared
all over their faces. Jinny shakes her head.
[
Jinny ]
Silly cows... can't handle yourselves for five minutes while I'm
gone.
Suddenly, the fans pop huge as the door shuts behind Jinny,
revealing Christina Von Eerie standing behind the door. Almost as if
she senses a presence, Jinny turns around and is immediately nailed
with a big right hand by Von Eerie! Jinny drops the belt and they
begin brawling like women possessed!
[
Tony Schiavone
] Christina Von Eerie isn't waiting for WrestleBrawl 3 to get
her hands on Jinny!
[
Nigel McGuinness
] It's too damn personal for 'er to let it go 'til then!
As
they continue slugging it out, Von Eerie nails Jinny with big
forearm, knocking her down her back alongside her fallen Highers!
Von Eerie snatches up a steel chair from the floor... wrapped in
barbwire! The fans erupt as Von Eerie raises it over her head! Jinny
raises her arm to protect herself... but the door flies open and Von
Eerie is quickly tackled by Billy Gunn, D-Von Dudley, and arena
security! They quickly drag Von Eerie out of the room as she kicks
and shouts, doing everything in her power to get her hands on Jinny.
Jinny sits up, trying to hide the genuine fear she just experienced.
She points at the door.
[
Jinny ]
YOU BETTER RUN, CUNT!
Aliyah
shifts and rolls over a bit and her arm falls on Jinny's leg. Jinny
looks down at Aliyah's arm and sneers. She picks up Aliyah's arm by
the wrist and removes it from her leg aggressively.
[
Jinny ]
Don't touch me, cow!
The
camera zooms in on Jinny's face as she sits there, furious and
contemplating what will happen when she and Von Eerie step into the
ring at WrestleBrawl 3 in a DEATH MATCH with the Women's
Championship on the line!
Backstage we see Paul London laughing to himself as he walks around
aimlessly with no real destination in sight. As the camera follows
his every move, he stops on a dime with a total look of amazement on
his face. He takes a deep breath and adjusts his hair and corrects
his slumping posture.
[ Paul London
] Alright Paul, here’s your chance. You walk right up to that
guy and you tell him what’s what!
With an over the top power walk, London walks right up and taps
someone wearing a black leather jacket on the shoulder. As the
figure turns around, it’s revealed to be Chris Jericho standing
beside Jake Hager.
[ Chris Jericho
] What the hell do you want?
[ Paul London
] I saw your little announcement that you’re going to be in
WrestleBrawl.
Jericho is confused.
[ Chris Jericho
] Yeah?
[ Paul London
] Well, I’ve been looking for you ever since to tell you one
thing.
Jericho waits for the follow up. Nothing.
Jericho continues waiting and now the silence is getting awkward.
[ Chris Jericho
] Spit it out, jackass. I don’t have all night!
[ Paul London
] Oh!
London takes another deep breath and goes for it.
[ Paul London
] Me too!
[ Chris Jericho
] ….What?
[ Paul London
] Me.. Too!
Jericho turns to Hager.
[ Chris Jericho
] Hey Jake, bust ‘em up, would you?
[ Paul London
] Whoa, whoa, whoa! I didn’t expect you to be so distraught
by the announcement.
[ Chris Jericho
] It took you so damn long to say it that I’ve forgotten what
you were doing, ass-face!
[ Paul London
] The WrestleBrawl match. I’m in it, too!
[ Chris Jericho
] Oh.
Jericho shrugs.
[ Chris Jericho
] I mean, I guess there has to be enough people to eliminate
from it.
Jericho slaps London on the shoulder and flashes the fakest smile
you’ve ever seen..
[ Chris Jericho
] Good luck, kid.
Batista appears out of literally nowhere and levels London! Jericho
and Hager step back, watching the madness unfold.
[ Dave Batista
] YOU’RE IN WRESTLEBRAWL, HUH?!
Batista picks London off the ground and squeezes him by the throat.
[ Chris Jericho
] Yeah, he is! He says he’s going to kick both of our asses
in it, but specifically yours, Big Dave!
Batista turns to Jericho.
[ Dave Batista
] BOTH OF YOU ARE IN WRESTLEBRAWL?!
[ Chris Jericho
] Him more so than me!
[ Dave Batista
] We’ll see about that.
Batista bends London over and POWERBOMBS HIM THROUGH A TABLE! With
London lying in the middle of the table unconscious, Batista rips
off his sunglasses and looks to Jericho. Hager steps in between the
two but Batista easily moves him out of the way. Jericho now finds
himself backed against a block wall with Batista inches from his
face.
[ Dave Batista
] Tonight, Roman Reigns.
Batista moves even closer to Jericho, getting right in his face.
It’s close enough to where Jericho tries turning his head sideways
to avoid getting spat on when Batista speaks.
[ Dave Batista
] At WrestleBrawl 3.. It’s you. It’s Paul London. It’s
everyone who stands in my way from that Golden Ticket! I’ve gone
through wars throughout the years to end up here, and if anyone
thinks for one second they’re going to keep me from my destiny… They
have another thing coming!
Batista backs off from Jericho and takes one final look at London in
the middle of the table debris before walking off. Jericho pops off
the wall and adjusts his jacket, turning his ire towards Hager.
[ Chris Jericho
] WHAT THE HELL, HAGER?! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY BODYGUARD!
No expressions or movements from Hager. Just a blank stare into the
void.
[ Chris Jericho
] Mark my words, Jake… Dave Batista is going to be the first
person I toss out of the WrestleBrawl match. He wants to roll in out
of nowhere and try to embarrass me?! ME?! That’s not how things work
around here!
The camera gives us a final shot of a defiant Jericho as the scene
fades.
Referee -
Paul Turner
| Time Limit -
30:00
Before
the bell sounds Jericho drops Tim Storm from behind and starts
stomping on Storm’s back and shoulders. Paul Turner motions for the
bell and tries dragging Jericho off of Storm, but Jericho shoves
Turner off and continues his attack. Storm gets to his knees and
punches Jericho in the gut three times, working his way up and
creating space. With Storm back to his feet, a stiff forearm shot
staggers Jericho, but a Codebreaker floors Storm! The crowd pops
thinking it's over within seconds.
[ Tony Schiavone
] It could be over early!
Jericho covers with a boot on the chest and only gets a one count.
With Storm rolling over to push himself up, Jericho paintbrushes the
back of his head, talking trash the entire time. Jericho sends Storm
into the corner and then whips him into the opposite side of the
ring, with the second sending Storm bouncing chest-first off the
turnbuckles!
[ Scott Steiner
] LOOK AT THIS OLD MAN! GETTIN’ EXPOSED BY JERICHO! AND HE
THINKS HE CAN HANDLE BRYAN DANIELSON? BRYAN DANIELSON SUCKS BUT HE'S
YOUNGER THAN FAT JERICHO!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] Well, one of your
comments there is actually a good point, Scott. Is Tim Storm’s mind
elsewhere or is this a case of Jericho simply being the betta’ man?
Jericho is kind of having his way with Storm. A bodyslam turns into
a LIONSAULT for a quick two count. Everything Jericho throws at
Storm, Storm finds a way to push through, not giving in. Jericho
runs at Storm for another Codebreaker, but Storm catches him and
dumps him over the top rope! Storm collects himself in the corner as
Paul Turner begins a ten count. At six, Jericho is back in and eats
a spine buster! Back up, Storm hits an Atomic Drop and a
clothesline!
[ Tony Schiavone
] Tim Storm has some momentum!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] Let’s see if he can
turn the tide of the match, Tony!
Storm grabs Jericho and sends him into the corner and mounts him.
One.. two.. Three.. Four.. five.. The rapid punches sends Jericho’s
head flailing around to the fans’ delight. As Storm gets to eight,
Jericho grabs Storm by the legs and carries him out of the corner,
launching him into the other side of the ring with a Buckle Bomb!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] Every time Storm
gets something going, Jericho stops him in his tracks.
Jericho picks Storm up, Storm counters, PERFECT STORM! One, two,
kick out! Jericho is back up, JUDAS ELBOW! Storm is flat on the mat
but rolls out to the outside before Jericho could cover. Frustration
has overtaken Jericho as he sees his chance of victory now on the
outside. Paul Turner begins the count but Storm is barely moving.
One.. two.. three.. four.. five.. Storm finally makes movement.
Six.. seven.. Storm is on his feet. Eight.. nine.. STORM DIVES IN,
BEATING THE COUNT!
[ Scott Steiner
] AT LEAST WE KNOW OLD MAN STORM CAN COUNT TO TEN!
[ Tony Schiavone
] What heart!
On the inside, Jericho swings wildly but Storm ducks and hits a back
drop! Jericho is back up and spins for a Judas Effect elbow, but
Storm side-steps it and rolls him up in a Small Package! One.. two..
Kickout! Storm grabs Jericho and hits a snap suplex.
The lights in the arena go off, causing the fans to buzz and “Oooooh!”
A few seconds later, the intro to “The Final Countdown” hits and the
fans begin singing along. Suddenly, the lights spring back on and
Storm is in a fighting stance, looking at the entrance ramp with the
music still blasting loudly. Storm looks confused and then turns
around.. Nothing. He looks to his left and to his right. Still
nothing. You can hear Storm yell, “C’MON DANIELSON! LET’S FIGHT!” As
the song’s chorus reaches its climax, the entire audience sings in
unison, “IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWNNNN!”
And then the music stops. No Danielson. No sneak attacks. Nothing.
Storm turns around and Jericho is back up - JUDAS EFFECT! Jericho
collapses on top of Storm. One, two, three! Jericho wins!
WINNER -
Chris Jericho via Pin Fall in 8:08
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] Bryan Danielson
wasn’t here but his music was and it cost Tim Storm the match!
Jericho celebrates like he’s won the World Championship, jumping up
and down with his arms high above his head. Jericho looks to the
camera and proclaims, “WRESTLEBRAWL, BAY-BAYYYY!!” As Jericho exits
the ring victorious, we get a tight shot of Tim Storm sitting on the
mat with his arms resting on his knees, shaking his head in
disbelief.
[ Tony Schiavone
] Chris Jericho did everything in the world he could to win
but it took Bryan Danielson’s mind games to secure the win! Maybe
Storm has learned to focus, because in two weeks, Bryan Danielson
will not be an easy night at the office! Also, with this win, Chris
Jericho has solidified himself as one of the favorites to win the
WresleBrawl match! What a contest between these two!
We take one final shot of Tim Storm in the ring before transitioning
from the ringside area. Chris Jericho’s victory celebration is only
just beginning.
A black
screen.
In red splatter, “Die Havoc Die” appears in the middle as an
instrumental version of “I Hope You Suffer” plays softly in the
background. We’re in an unknown location at night. Some sort of
dimly light alleyway. Jimmy Havoc stands in the center with one of
his hands stretched out, giving the camera a middle finger. The
other hand is carefully pressed against his chest with a thin cast
on it.
[ Jimmy Havoc
] Ever since day one of bein’ in this company, SGW has done
nothin’ but make me out to be some sorta’ bad guy. Some sorta’
outcast. I don’t fit their mold for what it takes to thrive in this
company.
He speaks soft but his words carry a heavy message.
[ Jimmy Havoc
] Day fuckin’ one I was throw with the other misfits wit’
Colt Cabana. A forgotten outcast from anotha’ company. Fuck me and
what I’ve done elsewhere. Fuck the longest-reignin’ champion in a
company that operated just fine b’fore SGW came back from the dead.
But then, what did I do? I beat your golden child. I beat Cody
Rhodes thanks to his own stupidity. Five more minutes. He let those
five minutes change this company foreva’.
Havoc wipes his hair off to the side. This is a man venting,
unloading pounds of frustration off of his chest.
[ Jimmy Havoc
] Without a thing to do about it, I was three matches away
from the World Championship. So what happens next? Colt Cabana goes
down ‘cos he ain’t on my level. SGW gets more desperate. Throw
multiple cunts at me at Card Subject to Change, didn’t they? What
did I do? Win again. Christopher Daniels wanted his shot, leavin’ me
one match away. What did I do then? Anotha’ victim.
Havoc scoffs. Finally, a smile comes across his face.
[ Jimmy Havoc
] If you wanted to keep me away from Adam Cole, then you
should’ve done betta’ than puttin’ me against Nia Jax an’
Christopher Daniels. If you don’t think I’m good enough ta’ be on
your rosta’, then you’d betta’ take a look in the fuckin’ mirror at
them too, yeah? I done everything asked of me since joinin’ this
company. Win after win, defended my Elevation title more in a month
than Adam Cole or Randy Orton combined as World Champion. I proved
to be an unstoppable force.
The camera zooms in on Havoc as he smolders with resentment. There’s
no hiding his feelings.
[ Jimmy Havoc
] After my third defense, I’m kept off shows until I took
matters into my own hands and called out Adam Cole. What did I get
in return for my loyalty? For my sacrifices and victories? Huh?
Havoc raises his broken hand, ensuring the camera gets a good, clear
shot of it.
[ Jimmy Havoc
] I get fucked. I get a broken fuckin’ hand and a count out
loss. That’s what three Elevation title defenses get you when you’re
not “one of the boys,” or if you look the way I look. Everyone is
quite alright with The Origin runnin’ about, fuckin’ everyone but
let’s not let Jimmy Havoc anywhere near that title. What a world.
What a world we live in where I’m beneath the group tryin’ to rip
this company apart. Nobody tryin’ to help. Nobody tryin’ to make
things right. Nah. Just Val Venis fuckin’ walkin’ out afterwards to
cash in his title shot. Hasn’t worked here in 13 years. The cunt
went elsewhere and ran down this company and its history to put over
to his new friends, but he waltzes right back into the good graces
because of bloody loyalty.
Havoc tries containing his rage the best he can, taking a few
seconds to breathe.
[ Jimmy Havoc
] So go right ahead. Let the Origin fuck me over and hope I’m
left for dead. Watch me break my own fuckin’ bones just to try to be
World Champion. Then look yourself in the mirror and tell me you
fuckin’ deserve your shot, Venis. Good luck at WrestleBrawl. I hope
you win.
He pauses. The camera zooms in for a tight shot of just Havoc’s
face.
[ Jimmy Havoc
] ‘Cos I’m enterin’ myself in WrestleBrawl. An’ I’m goin’ to
fuckin’ win it. And there’s nothing anyone can do about it. Once I
have that Golden Ticket, the power belongs to me. I call the shots.
I am the best wrestla’ in the world. I’ve been all around the globe
and beaten the best of the best. So Adam Cole, I owe you one. Val
Venis, you stole my moment. I owe you one.
Havoc gives us another shot of his broken hand while yielding a
sinister smirk on his face. His eyes
[ Jimmy Havoc
] To the twenty-nine other men in the match. Good luck. Look
at me. Look at my scars. Look at my broken hand. You saw me break my
wrist escaping handcuffs to try to win the SGW title… Imagine what
I’d be willin’ to do to get the opportunity to fight for the title
again or make The Origin’s life a livin’ hell.
Pause.
[ Jimmy Havoc
] I guarantee you all this. What I’m willin’ to do to win
that Golden Ticket is beyond what any of you would be willin’ to do.
I’ve been close to that championship against the wishes of everyone
on that Committee and I’m not goin’ to sit around and wait for ‘em
to give me anotha’ shot. I’m gonna’ take destiny into my own hands.
Havoc flips the middle finger to the camera as the scene fades to
black.
Die Havoc Die.
Referee -
Aubrey Edwards | Time Limit -
30:00
Both
men stare one another down, as the bell rings. Reigns runs towards
Batista to try to knock him down, but fails to do so. Roman takes a
look at Batista, and tries to see if he's interested in trying
himself. Batista nods, and starts the run towards it on his own.
Batista runs towards Reigns, and fails to knock him down as well.
Instead of slowing it down a bit, Batista kicks Reigns in the gut,
and starts to club the back of Regins knocking him down to the mat.
Reigns starts holding his back a bit, as Batista starts to put the
boots on Reigns.
[ Tony Schiavone
] These men are going to be beating each other until one of
them can no longer stand!
[ Scott Steiner
] TWO BEEFY MEN SLAPPIN' THEIR MEAT! LIVE ON TELEVISION!
Reigns, slow to get up, does so and starts slapping the chest of
Batista, who is shocked by the strength of the chops. Batista starts
holding his chest a bit, but starts again to club the back of
Reigns, who seems to have some issue with the strength of Batista,
and goes back down on one knee. Reigns starts to get himself back
and focused for a bit, and starts to get himself together, and lifts
Batista up and slams him down on the mat. Reigns is shown holding
his back a bit as that powerful slam may have hurt him a bit.
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] Somethin' to keep
an eye on fellas' is Roman's back.
[ Tony Schiavone
] The stregth is out of this world from Reigns here! Strong
showing for both men so far.
Batista gets back up, and starts to give Roman some clubs again to
the back, he slowly picks him up and delivers a perfect suplex
knocking Roman down the mat, and makes the cover. A quick kick out
by Roman was made, but you could see the move made Roman struggle a
bit. Roman is slow to get up, but is met with some boots by Batista,
keeping him down. Batista goes down on one leg and yells something
at Roman, while Batista slowly puts on a chokehold, trying to choke
the life out of Roman. Roman gets himself to the ropes and referee
Aubrey Edwards starts counting to five, but Batista is quick to let
go of the hold.
[ Scott Steiner
] LET HIM CHOKE THE LIFE OUTTA HIM, BITCH!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] I swear, there's
nothin' like this 'ere in Solid Gold Wrestlin'!
Batista, is waiting for Reigns to get back up as he stares him down
a bit. As Reigns starts to get, up Batista boots him on the side of
the head hard, and makes the cover. Aubrey gets in position and
starts counting. ONE.. TWO. TH! Kick out by Reigns as Batista starts
looking over at Aubrey making sure she counted quick enough. Aubrey
talks to Batista and tells him to concentrate on the match, as
Reigns turns Batista around and hits grabs Batista up for a Samoan
Drop.
[ Tony Schiavone
] Roman gaining control here, folks!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] Ya' got 'ta wonda'
if Roman's ready to take it ta' the next level.
[ Scott Steiner
] MORE BEEF!
Reigns covers Batista, ONE.. TW.. Kick out by Batista, and Reigns is
starting to feel it now. Roman starts to run over to the corner, and
is getting himself ready for the Superman Punch. Reigns rushes
towards Batista, and gets ready for the punch, but Batista ducks
under it, and slowly turns himself around and hits a big spinebuster
hard on the mat. Batista gets himself down as well as he starts to
roll himself over to the side of Reigns but Reigns kicks out before
anything can happen.
[ Tony Schiavone
] Batista needed to get over quickly, but failed to do so. As
Roman got up ready for the attack.
Reigns gets himself back up and starts punching Batista in the
chest. Reigns runs the ropes, and jumps up to deliver a huge
SUPERMAN PUNCH! The crowd is on their feet as Roman, gets back into
the corner of the ring. Roman starts to taunt the crowd hyping up
something coming. Reigns screams out a primal scream, and rushes
towards Batista who slowly gets himself up and moves right out of
the way. Reigns smashes his head in the turnbuckle and is slow to
turn back around. Batista grabs Reigns and delivers a strong BATISTA
BOMB. The cover ONE.. TWO.. THREE! BATISTA WINS!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] Excellent display
'ere by Batista! Showin' just how dangerous he can be in Solid Gold
Wrestlin'!
[ Tony Schiavone
] WOW! Excellent match by these two big man here in Solid
Gold Wrestling! Big debut for Batista!
[ Scott Steiner
] HELL YEAH! DRAX THE DESTROYER!
WINNER - Dave Batista via Pin Fall in
10:21
We cut
backstage to the interview set where Cathy Kelley is standing next
to a large monitor with the footage on the screen paused.
[ Cathy Kelley
] Hey guys, Cathy Kelley here. I’m waiting for Tim Storm to
join me to get his final thoughts on his match in two weeks against
Bryan Danielson.
Almost on cue, Tim Storm joins Cathy wearing a WrestleBrawl 3 shirt
with the sleeves cut out of it, tucked into the front of his ring
gear. He smiles politely at Cathy but you can tell something’s on
his mind.
[ Cathy Kelley
] Tim, thanks for joining me. I wanted you to be the first to
see the footage that was delivered to SGW Headquarters this week and
get your thoughts.
[ Tim Storm
] What kind of footage?
[ Cathy Kelley
] Bryan Danielson isn’t in the building tonight, but he has
sent some comments about you and your match at WrestleBrawl.
Storm rolls his eyes. He’s about had enough.
[ Tim Storm
] I can’t wait to hear what’ll come out of this guy’s mouth
after what he did to me tonight.
Cathy turns to the monitor as it begins playing. Bryan Danielson is
seen inside his home, holding Birdie in his lap. He’s wearing a
green sweater and jeans as the view overtakes our entire screen.
[ Bryan Danielson
] Hi Tim. How’s it going? Did you enjoy my little surprise
tonight? Did you think I was going to come out and jump you after
your match?
Danielson’s demeanor is calm but you can see the crazy in his eyes.
[ Bryan Danielson
] I didn’t because I’m not a coward like you. I don’t sucker
punch people when they’re least expecting it. That might be how you
operate, but not me. I’m a husband! I’m a father! I take care of the
environment! I’m more of an honorable man that you’ll EVER be!
Danielson holds Birdie tight. He believes every word that comes out
of his mouth.
[ Bryan Danielson
] So in two weeks, we’re going to settle this like men inside
the ring, Tim. But beware, because your cheating ways won’t be
tolerated, okay? You might have these people fooled into thinking
that you’re a man filled with integrity, but I’m going to expose you
as a FRAUD! These sheep, they'll believe anything but I can see
right through you! You weren't trying to "help" me, were you? No!
You were trying to set me up! You were trying to hold me back and I
busted you red-handed!
Birdie breaks free from her father’s grip and begins playing
innocently on the floor nearby. The camera zooms in for a tighter
shot of Danielson.
[ Bryan Danielson
] All of this could’ve been prevented, Tim. Just know that.
When your broken body is looking up at the lights, when you spend
the night in the hospital, when your career in SGW is over.. Just
remember that. It was simple. All you had to do was mind your own
business.
Pause.
[ Bryan Danielson
] All of those times you were “looking out for me,” those
were times you could’ve spent trying to save someone who needed
saving. I have my issues, but so does everyone else. I’ve never
wanted your help and time after time you’ve failed to take a hint..
So at WrestleBrawl.. I guess I’m just going to have to make it even
more loud and clear.
The footage stops and the camera switches from Danielson’s
pre-recorded video back to the interview set. Storm strokes his
chin, digesting everything Danielson threw at him.
[ Tim Storm
] Cathy, if I had to do it all again, I wouldn’t change a
thing. That man has unlimited potential in this company and should
rightly be the Elevation Champion. But time and time again he’s
gotten in his own way and has held himself back. It’s all about him
and he’s on the path of no return, self-destructing before our very
eyes.
He shakes his head, disgusted, heartbroken.
[ Tim Storm
] He needs help. He needs to have that flip switched inside
his mind to realize that what he’s doing is going to continue to be
his own downfall.
Storm sighs.
[ Tim Storm
] I guess in two weeks I’m going to have to beat some sense
into that boy.
Turning to the camera, a stoic Tim Storm chooses his words
carefully.
[ Tim Storm
] That right hand to your kisser two weeks ago wasn’t enough
to make up for the things you’ve done, Bryan. From the trash talk to
stomping my head in at Infiltration, it’s all come to this.. It’s
all come down to one match between two of the very best this company
has. This should be a match to see who the best man is, perhaps even
a match to position the winner to get a shot at the SGW
Championship.. But look at where it’s ended up.. Look at where
you’ve taken us, Bryan.
He shakes his head. You can hear the disappointment in his voice.
Almost like a father talking down to a son.
[ Tim Storm
] Now we’re going to do battle in Toronto to settle a score.
If this is what you want, then let’s rock and roll. I’ll tell you
this right now, Bryan. I may be an old dog but I sure as hell have a
lot of bite left in me! You want to put me out of my misery? Cock
that hammer back on the cold steel, aim… and don’t you dare miss.
‘Cause if you do, then I’m going to make you pay.
Storm turns back to Cathy, forcing a smile.
[ Tim Storm
] Cathy, thank you for bringing this to my attention. It’s a
pleasure getting to talk to you so often.
He nods his head as Cathy returns the favor.
[ Cathy Kelley
] Thank you, Tim!
[ Tim Storm
] Hey, I saw Franchise challenge you earlier tonight.
He follows up.
[ Tim Storm
] Kick his ass.
Storm walks off, leaving Cathy with something to ponder as the scene
fades.
Referee -
Mike Chioda
| Time Limit -
30:00
Cody
and MJF meet in the center of the ring as Mike Chioda gives the
instructions to each men for the match. The bell sounds and MJF
spits his gum in Cody’s face, laughing as Cody wipes away the
saliva. MJF them mimics crying, audibly screaming “What’s wrong,
Cody?! You gonna’ cry because your brother hates you?!” Cody
breathes deeply, calming himself as the mocking continues. “Forget
your brother. You’d better worry about me!” BICYCLE KICK TO MJF’S
FACE! Clothesline over the top rope! Cody grabs the rope and dives
over, sending himself and MJF crashing into the guardrail!
[ Tony Schiavone
] I’ve known Cody since he was born and this is as fired up
as I’ve ever seen him!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] He’s takin’ risks
two weeks before his showdown with Dustin!
On the outside, Cody grabs MJF and slams his face into the ring
steps and plays to the fans, which respond back with an insane pop
for the American Nightmare! His fury is short lived as he turns back
to MJF, who grabs him by the front of the tights and pulls him into
the ring post! MJF quickly rolls Cody into the ring and covers but
only gets a two count. MJF is on the offensive, slowly picking Cody
apart with stiff boots. Every time Cody works his way to his feet,
MJF knocks him back down. Cody makes one last attempt but MJF stomps
on Cody’s fingers and spits on him again!
[ Scott Steiner
] THAT’S HOW PEOPLE GET THE CORONAVIRUS! THAT NASTY PIECE’A
TRASH!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] Well Scott, I’m not
quite sure..
[ Scott Steiner
] DON’T CORRECT ME!
MJF is hearing it from the crowd and he simply responds with a
middle finger, which draws even more heat than before. As he turns
back to Cody, Cody is already back up on his feet. He springs
against the ropes, DISASTER KICK! One, two, MJF’s foot is on the
rope! Cody steps back in waiting for MJF.. MJF is up and Cody
attempts another Bicycle Kick but MJF ducks, belly-to-back suplex
and MJF follows up with a headlock. He wrenches back, talking trash
to Cody the entire time.
[ Tony Schiavone
] Cody looks more focused this week than he did two weeks ago
against Christopher Daniels, but MJF is one dangerous competitor. He
wrestles a similar style to Cody and knows that less is truly more.
Cody uses the will of the fans rooting for him to power his way back
to his feet and elbows MJF in the ribs three times to break the
headlock’s grip. He bounces MJF off the ropes, snap powerslam! Cody
sprints to cover but MJF hits a low blow without Chioda being able
to see! DDT! One, two, kick out! MJF picks Cody up and grabs him
from behind. Cody grabs the ropes and MJF bounces off Cody, rolling
over himself. MJF is back up and charges, but Cody springs off the
middle rope - Cody Cutter! One, two, three!
WINNER - Cody Rhodes via Pin Fall in
8:42
[
Nigel McGuinness
] Cody Rhodes hit that out of thin air and secured the win!
What an impressive turn around for “The American Nightmare!”
[ Tony Schiavone
] You have to give it up for Maxwell Jacob Friedman, guys.
He’s a show removed from almost securing the Elevation Championship
and now he put up one hell of a fight against a former Tag and
Elevation Champion!
“Kingdom” hits as Cody has his arm raised in the air in celebration.
MJF exits the ring, infuriated by the loss. He mouths to some fans,
even ripping one of their signs in half and tossing another fan’s
hat halfway across the arena. Cody motions for a microphone and upon
getting one, stands dead center in the ring, letting the crowd’s
anticipation build with a growing “CODY! CODY!” chant. Slowly, Cody
raises his right hand in the air, killing the music and trying to
mute the rambunctious crowd.
[ Cody Rhodes
] Hold on, hold on..
The music cuts and the fans finally quiet down enough so he can
speak over them without being drowned out.
[ Cody Rhodes
] I only need a few minutes of your time.
The muffled crowd settles down a little more as Cody looks deep
ahead into the crowd at no one in particular, doing his best to
muster up the right words.
[ Cody Rhodes
] I’m not going to stand here and bore you with stories of a
brotherly bond for sympathy, nor will I give you a pity party about
my brother deciding to do what he did at Total Destruction. This
situation is far beyond anything like that. I’m sure you all expect
a fiery promo comparable to that of what my father would do decades
ago, or maybe it’s more appropo to expect me to throw mud but I
won’t be doing any of those things..
“CODY! CODY!”
[ Cody Rhodes
] I stand here right now as a man issuing a warning to
another. We may share a last name but more importantly, in two
weeks, we share a ring. And inside this ring, I’m bringing Hell with
me. Do to me what you want to do. I’ll recover and move on. Turn
your back on me, hit me with a chair, tell lies about our
relationship.. But be warned. Hell is coming with me to WrestleBrawl.
A quick pause gets the fans riled up as he continues with passion
oozing out of his words.
[ Cody Rhodes
] Brandi is recovering from a concussion because in your
mind, all of this is her fault somehow. Every decision you made,
every decision we made, all falls on her shoulders somehow. But
Dustin, reality is going to humble you in two weeks… Because I’m
bringing Hell with me to WrestleBrawl and I assure you that there’ll
be nobody to blame but you.
Dustin appears on the GoldenTron, drawing the ire of the fans in
attendance. His face is worn and wrinkled, completely bare from any
paint.
[ Dustin Rhodes
] Bravo brother. Nice speech.
Dustin sarcastically applauds Cody’s effort.
[ Dustin Rhodes
] Thanks for your warnin’, but I don’t need it. I’m sick and
damn tired of everything I do in SGW bein’ because of you! From the
matches, the title reign, hell, even the damn Tag Team of the Year
Award. You’ve gotten credit for each and every single thing that WE
accomplished together! Your wife spent months BEGGING, PLEADING,
SWAYING you to ditch me because I was holding you back.. So bring
hell with you, Cody. At WrestleBrawl, I’m going to show the entire
damn world who was holding who back!
The crowd boos as Cody lets all of Dustin’s words harmlessly bounce
off of him.
[ Dustin Rhodes
] Brother, I didn’t want it to come to this no more than you
did. But you have to look in that mirror and realize that your life
isn’t some majestic fairytale. Now, I’m sorry for what I did to
Brandi. That was an accident.. But brother, that’s another instance
of her gettin’ involved in somethin’ she don’t know anything about.
This ain’t her world! She’s a Rhodes by name only and she ain’t got
the right to try to make or break what I’ve spent 32 years doin’
with my blood, sweat, and tears!
[ Cody Rhodes
] Ah, Dustin, glad you could join me. I was expecting it more
so when my back was turned and I couldn’t defend myself. But hiding
behind a camera, that’s even better. Real convenient for you. You
know, on the Gold Mine when this match was announced, it was also
mentioned that a stipulation for our match was to be named tonight.
Cody slides out of the ring and flips the apron up and digs for a
second, coming back out from under the ring with a silky black bag.
He slides it into the ring and crawls back in.
[ Cody Rhodes
] I don’t want to fight you. Dad never wanted us to, either.
Cody picks up the bag and stares deeply at it, milking the moment.
[ Cody Rhodes
] But this isn’t about the dead. It’s about the living. And
Dusty Rhodes might’ve had two sons, but he didn’t raise but only one
coward and it’s not me.. Because at WrestleBrawl, we’re going to
fight. There’s gonna’ be no rules, no disqualifications, no count
outs, nothing but you and I settling this like grown men.
Cody rips the top of the bag and dumps its contents on the mat. He
reaches down and picks up a large, thick rope with a worn-down
golden cowbell attached to the center. Cody lifts it high in the air
as the fans erupt.
[ Cody Rhodes
] If we’re going to do this and we’re going to fight.. Then
when we’re going to do it in one of Dusty’s matches.. WrestleBrawl
3, IN A BULL ROPE MATCH!
[ Dustin Rhodes ] Cody, hang on..
[ Cody Rhodes
] NO! YOU WANT TO MAKE THIS MESS, THEN YOUR ASS IS GOING TO
PAY! YOU WANT TO RUIN OUR FAMILY, OUR TAG TEAM RUN, OUR CAREERS OVER
STUPID JEALOUSY? THEN YOU’RE GOING TO PAY FOR YOUR SINS! THIS IS
YOUR FINAL WARNING! DUSTIN RHODES, YOU HAVE FOURTEEN DAYS TO GET
YOUR ARRANGEMENTS IN ORDER, BECAUSE I SWEAR TO GOD AS MY WITNESS AND
OUR FATHER LOOKING DOWN ON US RIGHT NOW! IN FOURTEEN DAYS! FOURTEEN
DAYS! I’M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS ALL OVER TORONTO, CANADA AND I’M
UNLEASHING HELL ALL..OVER... YOU!
“Kingdom” hits once again as the GoldenTron turns to black. Cody
drops the microphone and drapes the heavy bull rope over his
shoulders reminiscent of Jake Roberts with a python or something
similar. The crowd is fired up, chanting “CODY! CODY! CODY!” He’s
fired up and begins playing to the fans on all four corners of the
ring, riling them up more than ever as his showdown with Dustin is
only two weeks away. The Brotherhood explodes at WrestleBrawl 3!
After the
match, Maxwell Jacob Friedman and Wardlow are seen walking
backstage. Exhausted, MJF breathes heavily as he walks towards the
locker room area. Every light, sound, person, and movement irritates
MJF more and more. An innocent production assistant holds a bottle
of water looking at a schedule with another assistant, that is,
until MJF slaps the bottle out of his hands.
[ Maxwell Jacob
Friedman ] You dropped
something, asshole.
Continuing his walk, MJF sees another production assistant reaching
into an open trunk, attempting to pull an extension cord out, and
shoves him into the trunk, landing inside. MJF observes the
aftermath with a hint of a smile.
[ Maxwell Jacob
Friedman ] Wardlow, if you
would.
Wardlow slams the trunk closed and fastens the combination lock on
it, shutting the production assistant inside!
[ Maxwell Jacob
Friedman ] If I have to suffer,
then EVERYBODY has to suffer, Wardlow. Everyone has to feel my
wrath! I should be Elevation Champion! I should be walking into
WrestleBrawl defending that title! And I should’ve beaten Cody
Rhodes, but per the usual, cheaters always prosper in this company.
Matt Riddle appears eating a peanut butter sandwich. He takes a huge
bite and tries speaking, but everything is muffled because of his
chewing. After several seconds of listening intently with disgust
plastered all over his face, MJF’s had enough.
[ Maxwell Jacob
Friedman ] Hey, mongoloid, do
like your mother and swallow before you try speaking to me.
Riddle chews a few more times, trying to cut down the size of the
bit in his mouth. He finally finishes and collects himself.
[ Matt Riddle
] Bro.
Riddle goes to take another bite but MJF slaps the sandwich from his
hands. Riddle watches it land at his feet with horror in his eyes.
MJF steps up to Riddle and shoves his finger in Riddle’s face.
[ Maxwell Jacob
Friedman ] You listen to me,
Riddle! I know you’d rather look at your watch and see 4:20 than get
in that ring and prove your worth, but me, I’m here to be SGW World
Champion! But while I have to scratch and claw for everything I
have, people like you seem to coast through life without an issue.
[ Matt Riddle
] Care-free livin’, bro.
[ Maxwell Jacob
Friedman ] And while your one
remaining brain cell fights the battle of his life against the
things you do to it on a minute-by-minute basis, I, in full mind and
body, stand here to let you know one thing.
Riddle looks on, intrigued.
[ Maxwell Jacob
Friedman ] In two weeks at
WrestleBrawl, I’m going to take the fast track to the top. No longer
will I be stuck fighting the Killer Kross and the Cody Rhodes’ of
this company. No longer will I have a worse record than someone like
you.. Oh no, not even. Because I’m going to win that Golden Ticket
at the WrestleBrawl Match and I’m going to make everyone in this
company’s life a LIVING hell when I do!
Riddle looks on.
[ Maxwell Jacob
Friedman ] And believe me when I
say this, Riddle. When I have that Golden Ticket in my possession,
scum like you that offer nothing to this planet, will not have a
spot.
[ Matt Riddle
] Bummer.
[ Maxwell Jacob
Friedman ] Don’t worry, Matty.
I’m sure you’ll have some high times on the unemployment line.
Riddle shakes it off.
[ Matt Riddle
] Nah bro. I said ‘bummer’ for another reason.
MJF scrunches his face, trying to figure out what exactly Riddle is
trying to talk about.
[ Matt Riddle
] Because bro, when I finish winning the The First Ever Edge
and Christian 4 Time SGW Tag Team Champions Host the First Ever
All-Star Classic Celebrity Pro-Am-Multi Tag Team Match to Determine
Number One Contendership Match of DOOM~!
He takes a deep breath.
[ Matt Riddle
] Woof. That was a long match name to remember.
A quick follow up.
[ Matt Riddle
] I’ll then go win the WrestleBrawl match. So like, bro, I
hate to be the bear of bad news, but like, you can’t win the Golden
Ticket because I’ll have the Golden Ticket.
[ Maxwell Jacob
Friedman ] There’s so much wrong
about all that you just said that I’m going to completely ignore the
fact that you just said you hated to be the “bear” of bad news.
[ Matt Riddle
] Like a freakin’ kodiak, bro.
Wardlow steps forward but MJF blocks him with a forearm across the
chest, potentially saving Riddle from a world of hurt.
[ Maxwell Jacob
Friedman ] No. He’s not worth
it.
MJF stomps on Riddle’s fallen sandwich and looks back up at him with
a stern, villainous stare that you just want to slap off of his
face.
[ Maxwell Jacob
Friedman ] You and Cheech, you
two go win your stupid tag team match and leave the Golden Ticket to
someone who deserves it. This company NEEDS Maxwell Jacob Friedman
and what it needs even more, is MJF being able to call his shot. No
more waiting in line behind the disgustos and the poors. No more
“waiting” my turn in line to get to the top. With that, I become THE
DESTINATION! I BECOME THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN WHERE I BELONG!
MJF scoffs.
[ Maxwell Jacob
Friedman ] And in two weeks,
people like you need to prepare for the worst. Because when all the
power in this company belongs to me, life as you know it.. Is over.
MJF and Wardlow both bump Riddle as they walk past him, leaving
Riddle to look at them confusingly. He shrugs it off and looks down
at his destroyed sandwich.
[ Matt Riddle
] That dude talks a lot of trash.
Riddle picks up his sandwich, admiring the boot print that crushed
it flat. Riddle sighs and tosses it in a nearby trash can. He then
gives it a final salute.
[ Matt Riddle
] I will seek revenge for your demise, bro.
Riddle cocks his head up and puts his hands on his hips, posing in
some sort of a superhero-esque pose.
[ Matt Riddle
] Or dry tryin’.
The scene fades.
The
Elevation Championship fills the screen. As the camera slowly zooms
out, it’s revealed to be draped over the shoulder of Nunzio. Looking
irritated, the champion grips the title tightly and addresses the
camera.
[ Nunzio
] Kevin Nash.
The name escapes his lips, giving a bitter expression on Nunzio’s
face.
[ Nunzio
] You have no idea, do ya’? You don’t have a fockin’ clue who
you’re messin’ with. See, I ain’t no ordinary guy. I’m a made man. I
could sit here and yap my jaws ‘bout all the things I’m gonna’ do to
you at WrestleBrawl 3, but instead, I’ll just say this.
Nunzio removes the title from his shoulder and adjusts the collar on
his black dress shirt.
[ Nunzio
] This ain’t gonna’ be no walk in the park. You got me? A
lota’ people runnin’ their mouths about how I don’t deserve this
title and I hear it. I ain’t fockin’ deaf. Those chirps are heard
loud and clear. Then we got you walkin’ around like you’re some
sorta’ god and we should all kiss your ass. I ain’t doin’ that eitha’.
Nunzio shakes his head back and forth with a defiant look on his
face.
[ Nunzio
] You’ve been here for a cup’a coffee, Nash. You don’t know
the first thing about me but you’ve already called your shot,
haven’t ya’? Before anyone won this title, you proclaimed yourself
the challenger in wait. Fine by me. In two weeks, I’ll see ya’ in
the ring.
Nunzio turns to walk away and the camera follows. About three steps
down the hall, the sound of slow clapping is heard. The camera pans
over to reveal Kevin Nash sitting back in a barber’s chair as a
barber is giving his neck a shave.
[ Kevin Nash
] Hell of a promo, kid.
[ Nunzio
] What are you doin’?
[ Kevin Nash
] Self-care.
Nunzio looks around, waiting for the punchline to the joke.
[ Nunzio
] You’re in the middle of the fockin’ hall gettin’ a shave?
[ Kevin Nash
] Yes sir. Gotta’ look good for win I pin you clean in the
ring at WrestleBrawl.
[ Nunzio
] Oh? When YOU pin ME huh? That’s how it’s gonna’ go?
[ Kevin Nash
] Exactly. The bell will ring, I’ll kick you in the gut, hit
the ol’ Jackknife and we’ll get the three. You can kick out right
after the three count to keep your heat if you want, brother. I’m
not picky.
Nunzio is beside himself with rage at how nonchalant Nash is about
all of this.
[ Nunzio
] You’ve got a lot of nerve.
[ Kevin Nash
] This ain’t my first rodeo. I’ve been main eventing since
before your people were putting suckers in cement shoes. Making
people sleep with the fish. All of that stuff. I just want to make
it easy on both of us. The people will pop like crazy if I pinned
you in like ten seconds.
[ Nunzio
] Well, it ain’t gonna’ happen. I’m gonna’ hit you so fockin’
hard that you’re mooch will turn sideways. You might be bigger but
I’m gonna’ humiliate you in that ring.
Nash leans up from the chair and takes a hotel towel, dabbing his
neck and face.
[ Kevin Nash
] Hell yeah, brother.
Nash pushes forward, leaving the chair and towers over Nunzio,
looking down on him.
[ Kevin Nash
] That’s how you build heat! That’s how you make the people
care about this match. Good idea. But let me give you some advice.
Be more Italian. You do all of this mobster stuff. The people dig
it. You should put a hit out on me or something. Promise someone
that they’d be a made man if they ensured that I didn’t show up to
WrestleBrawl.
Nash shrugs.
[ Kevin Nash
] Because that’s the only way I’m not going to beat you, kid.
[ Nunzio
] Why do you keep callin’ me a “kid,” Nash? Don’t you know
who I am?
[ Kevin Nash
] Nah. I don’t like to get tight with guys I’m about to take
titles from. Makes things awkward. Look, just spend the next two
weeks practicing looking up at the lights. It’s easy. Everyone does
it. There’s no shame. It won’t hurt a bit.
He takes it back.
[ Kevin Nash
] Well, for ten seconds it will. You know, the amount of time
it’ll take for me to beat you. But after that, smooth sailing,
brother. We’ll give those Canadians something to talk about forever.
Nash pats Nunzio on top of the head like he’s a child and walks past
him. Nunzio reaches into his pants pockets and pulls out a slapjack.
He sprints at Nash and jumps, whacking Nash on the back of the neck
with it! Nash bends over and Nunzio whacks him again! Billy Gunn,
Stevie Ray, and Lance Storm appear and separate the two men. Nunzio
is foaming at the mouth, desperate to get his hands on Nash for all
of the trash talking. Nash pushes over the barber’s chair as Nunzio
begs Nash to bring it on. With tensions rising and the two men
separated, we take one final shot of the Elevation Champion before
switching back to ringside!
Referee -
Rick Knox
| Time Limit -
30:00
Our
opening bell sounds and Chris Dickinson is on the prowl, charging
across the ring at the former Dean of Disrespect U – but the wily
veteran Christopher Daniels is too sly and very quickly tucks his
torso through the ropes, causing referee Rick Knox to cease
Dickinson’s running attack!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] The veteran,
Christopher Daniels, what a mood! He’s telling the Dirty Daddy that
if he wants to throw down, they’ll do it on HIS terms! This could
enrage the short-tempered Dickinson!
[ Scott Steiner
] I bet that jacked-up bastard Dick duddn’t like these fuckin’
games Mr. Clean’s skinny ass is playin’!
Predictably – ‘Dick’ does not. As Knox encourages Daniels back into
the ring, Dickinson takes matters into his own hands and wrings the
top rope, catapulting the Fallen Angel into the ring over the top
rope!! Referee Rick Knox is quick to admonish Dickinson for
attacking his opponent in the ropes, but the Dirty Daddy pays him no
mind and rolls on with his attack.
As Daniels lands, he rolls through the pain and runs ahead, full
steam into the ropes and leaps at Dickinson for a cross body – but
the Dirty Daddy ain’t sweatin’ it! He tosses Daniels’ frame up into
a stalled suplex and pauses, throwing an arm out to the side and
pumping up the fans to cheer louder as Daniels screams for Dickinson
to “put him down!”
[ Chris Dickinson
] PO’UH CHOICE’A WORDS, DANIELS!
Dickinson DRILLS Daniels with a stalled brainbuster, popping
Providence yet again! Still not finished, Dickinson reaches down
into the Fallen Angel’s mouth and lifts, pulling him up and onto his
shoulders before driving Daniels down AGAIN onto the base of his
neck with a Burning Hammer!
[ Tony Schiavone
] My word, what a hellacious series of blows to Christopher
Daniels’ neck!
[ Scott Steiner
] HELL YEAH! NOW APPLY THE STEINER RECLINER!
Almost as if he heard him, Dickinson applies the By-God Steiner
Recliner!
[ Scott Steiner
] WELL, HOLY SHIT! TAP YOUR BITCH ASS OUT, MR. CLEAN!!
Daniels doesn’t tap, but he does use every bit of energy he has to
claw towards the ropes, somehow forcing through the pain of the
near-choke-hold Dickinson has applied – and finally grabs the bottom
rope with his left hand! Referee Rick Knox is on Dickinson quickly,
counting to (and reaching the count of) five before the Dirty Daddy
finally loosens his grip and lets Daniels fall lifelessly to the
mat.
Knox begins yelling at Dickinson, who is full-out tunnel visioned by
this point and is standing solemnly in a corner, twitching
ever-so-slightly with blind rage as Daniels pushes himself off the
canvas and to his feet – DICKINSON CHARGES! Bicycle Kick – BUT
DANIELS SIDE-STEPS IT! Dickinson turns – and the Fallen Angel scores
with a huge slap to the face!
As Dickinson seethes, looking to the mat before slowly back up to
Daniels, the Fallen Angel is grinning ear-to-ear, nodding like he’s
suddenly evened all the odds in the match despite the obvious pain
he’s in.
[ Scott Steiner
] I WONDER IF THE CHAMPIONSHIP COMMITTEE USED MY SUGGESTION
FOR MATCHES ENDING BY ‘DEATH?!’ THIS’LL BE THE FIRST TIME!
Dickinson suddenly spins and blasts Daniels with a Rolling Elbow in
the face! Providence explodes again as Knox suddenly screams for the
Dirty Daddy to cover Daniels and end the match – but Dickinson has a
far different idea!
[ Tony Schiavone
] OH MY! Dickinson has Daniels set up for the Pazuzu Bomb!
Sure enough, Dickinson throws Daniels up onto his shoulders and into
his arms, running across the ring and tossing the Fallen Angel
towards the turnbuckles with the Pazuzu Bomb! Daniels smashes into
the canvas and skids under the ropes as the Dunkin Donuts Center
roars out with joy!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] DEAR GOD, PAZUZU
BOMB! This has been an absolute wreck, Dickinson’s got the match in
the bag, just make the cover!
Knox agrees with this sentiment and demands that Dickinson makes the
cover and ends the contest. The Dirty Daddy nods before quickly
scooping Daniels off the mat and positioning him for ANOTHER Pazuzu
Bomb! Providence is yelling for Dickinson to deliver the maneuver as
Knox threatens the Dirty Daddy – and eventually, the thrill of
destroying Christopher Daniels overtakes everything in Dickinson and
he absolutely CLATTERS the Fallen Angel with another Pazuzu Bomb!
Daniels lands on the base of his neck and sticks, slowly allowing
his lower half to crumple to the mat!
DING DING DING!
[ Scott Steiner
] HELL YEAH, WINNER BY DEATH!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] I…I don’t think so,
Scott!
Knox walks up to Dickinson and explains the result before slowly
stepping through the ropes, conferring with the ringside doctor
about Daniels! Justin Roberts slowly takes the microphone to his
mouth and explains:
[ Justin Roberts
] Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this contest by
disqualification – Christopher Daniels!
WINNER - Christopher Daniels via
Disqualification in 11:39
As
Dickinson takes to the floor, furious with Knox’ decision and
discussing it nearly ¾ of the way up the ramp, Daniels beckons for
the microphone! Still flat on his back, Daniels is a sight to
behold, only just waving his left arm from the elbow up and
remaining perfectly still as to not damage himself any further after
the savage beating from Dickinson! Knox and Dickinson, still
arguing, push through the curtain as Daniels continues calling for
Roberts!
[ Tony Schiavone
] I can’t believe he wants a microphone! Christopher Daniels
is something else!
[ Scott Steiner
] Yeah! He’s a damn fool!
Roberts tosses the microphone and accidentally hits Daniels in the
top of his head with it! After grimacing on the mat a moment, the
Fallen Angel feels around blindly with his only moving limb as the
Providence crowd eviscerates this entire sham. Finally having found
the mic, Daniels drags it to his chest and positions it so he can
speak, still laying flat-backed.
[ Christopher
Daniels ] <through labored
breathing> …what…a victory…for Christo—<coughes>
Christopher…Daniels!
The collected booing of Providence rains down even heavier as
Daniels catches his breath.
[ Christopher
Daniels ] <through labored
breathing> …I defeated that Dirty Dummy…all by myself! Not that…it
was…challenging…or anything…
[ Tony Schiavone
] Is he serious? He’s about to have a coronary now!
[ Christopher
Daniels ] <through labored
breathing> …so now…WrestleBrawl 3! I’ve washed…my hands…of
Disrespect…U…I’ve taken…my place…as Ring General! …Now…now…I set…my
sight...on…the WrestleBrawl match!
Providence’s reaction is a bit more mixed, though they quickly
resume booing Daniels.
[ Christopher
Daniels ] <through labored
breathing> …I’ve been…a staple…of SGW…since it’s return…and WHEN…I
win…WrestleBrawl…do you know what will happen?
Still on his back, Daniels laughs, choking each joyous noise through
his congesting and pain. The microphone bobs up and down comically
until he slows down to speak again.
[ Christopher
Daniels ] …I’m going to use this
Golden Ticket…and with it…I’ll right a wrong…a mistake…that
SGW…refuses to correct…because…when I win…I will use…the Golden
Ticket…to FIRE! CHRIS! DICKINSON!
A massive boo from the Providence crowd, who see Dickinson as one of
their own.
[ Christopher
Daniels ] I’m sorry…to
disappoint you…but you see…Chris Dickinson, the Dirty DUMMY, does
not deserve a job in this…the greatest company in the world…the
company…that CHRISTOPHER DANIELS BUILT!!
Providence is absolutely livid, booing louder than ever as Daniels
continues to ramble, flat-backed on the canvas.
[ Christopher
Daniels ] –t’s been a tough go
lately…but everything is coming up Daniels!
Suddenly, Providence are far more pleased – because Chris Dickinson
has re-emerged through the curtain and is making a crazy-eyed
beeline for the squared circle! Sliding in and popping up to his
feet quickly, the Dirty Daddy is infuriated!
[ Christopher
Daniels ] – uddy molesting my
mot – hey, what’s that sound? It almost sounds li—OOGUFH!!
Dickinson stomps Daniels in the stomach and quickly scoops him up
and lifts – A THIRD PAZUZU BOMB!! DANIELS ONLY BARELY MISSES
RATTLING HIS BRAINS ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! Providence is electric as
Dickinson reaches down and grabs the microphone! From the backstage
area, Frankie Kazarian can take no more and runs to ringside,
pulling his longtime partner from the dangerous ring and trekking up
the ramp as Dickinson chuckles over the mic.
[ Chris Dickinson
] AWHH, WHEAH’YA GOIN’, DANIELS?! YOU PUSSYIN’ OUTTA’A
FIGHT?! SO UNLIKE YOU, BRO!
Providence is right with Dickinson, screaming up the ramp at
Daniels, who is knocked stupid and only moving by the efforts of
Kazarian.
[ Chris Dickinson
] I HEARD YOU SAYIN’ YOU’D BE THA’ SUHVIVUH IN THE
WRESTLEBROWL MATCH – AND YOU’D FIUH ME? YOU DUMB FUCK! YOU KNOW I
GOT EAHS, RIGHT?!
Dickinson jabs a finger at the side of his head before pointing it
at Kazarian and Daniels, now on the stage.
[ Chris Dickinson
] I DON’T MEAN’TA STEEL YA THUNDAH, CHRIS, BUT Y’KNOW WHAT?
I’M GUNNA ENTAH THE WRESSLEBROWL, TOO!
Providence really likes this decision; Kazarian isn’t as pleased
with it. Daniels, meanwhile, looks like he’s not sure what day it
is.
[ Chris Dickinson
] AND HEAH’S A SPOILAH FOR ALL YOUS HERE IN PROVIDENCE!
Big pop from the Dunkin’ Donuts Center as Dickinson jabs his finger
towards Daniels again.
[ Chris Dickinson
] I’M GUNNA ROLL UP TO TORONTO…PULL OUT MY DICK STRINGS! AND
BEAT SOME SERIOUS ASS AT WRESSLEBROWL! …and Chris? LISTEN UP, BRO!
Win-ah-lose? I’m gunna make it my MISSION…TO YEET YOUR ASS OVER THE
TOP ROPE TO THE FUCKIN’ FLOOR!
Dickinson spikes the microphone and climbs up to the second rope,
flexing his gargantuan frame towards Daniels and Kazarian as
Providence roars out again.
[ Tony Schiavone
] HOLY MOLY, FANS! IT SEEMS LIKE THESE TWO ARE ANYTHING BUT
FINISHED – AND THEIR PATHS WILL CROSS AGAIN AT WRESTLEBRAWL 3! WHEW!
Lots of screaming! My head hurts!
Another shot of Dickinson, holding his tongue out and flexing as we
fade away to the back.
Backstage, Ted DiBiase is standing under a pair of spotlights in
front of a simple black backdrop. His face is flat and his calmness
is startling in the stillness of the moment.
[ Ted DiBiase
] I don’t want to waste any of you people’s time, and I would
not dare to waste my own, as, after all, time is money, so I’ll be
brief with my words today.
DiBiase looks to his right and speaks to nothing in particular.
[ Ted DiBiase
] By now, all of you know that Solid Gold Wrestling will
present the largest, most wonderfully extravagant event in company
history on March 21 – WrestleBrawl 3. On this night, boys will
become men…men will become heroes…and heroes…shall become legends.
DiBiase rolls his eyes as he looks back to the camera.
[ Ted DiBiase
] Many of you, the brightest few of you, at least, who have
remaining brain cells will also expect the Million Dollar Man to use
his massive wealth to put himself into a better position to come out
of this milestone event exactly where he belongs – at the top of the
pile and on the tip of everyone’s tongues. So this leads to a
crucial question –
The Million Dollar Man lifts a single finger.
[ Ted DiBiase
] How will I use my resources to better myself and my men at
WrestleBrawl 3?
A smile breaks across his face.
[ Ted DiBiase
] Will I pay entire sections-worth of fans’ mortgages to
cheer louder than they ever thought possible to support my charges?
No, no, no – that’s a reckless investment whose return could never
be properly predicted. So, then – should I pay off the official,
ensure that the only ‘down the middle’ he is concerned about is
strolling down the middle of Easy Street to the bank, dropping off
his massive wealth? Also, a fruitless endeavor. Why cheat when it’s
not essential to do so? Why not win fair and square, eliminate all
doubt from the minds of your opponents that you are truly…superior?
DiBiase shrugs.
[ Ted DiBiase
] No, you see, the Million Dollar Man is a mogul of the
business world. You all wonder how I will utilize my wealth to
better myself on the night of WrestleBrawl 3?
The Million Dollar Man rubs his hands, smirking.
[ Ted DiBiase
] You fools fail to realize that I have already made all the
investment I ever needed to make! When I signed Los Ice Creams to my
employ, I knew they would rise to the level they have risen to. I
saw past the comedy and the silliness and realized that nothing but
gold was in their future! I knew the Dairy Deviants would far exceed
the unfair expectations many labelled them with upon their arrival
to Solid Gold Wrestling and ye – I HAVE BEEN PROVEN CORRECT!
DiBiase is getting fired up, pointing at the camera.
[ Ted DiBiase
] Los Ice Creams are the SGW World Tag Team Champions! Ted
DiBiase has managed another championship-level career and now – NOW
– we have another hurdle to leap over.
Slowing down, DiBiase looks back to his right.
[ Ted DiBiase
] Team Tremendous. You two…have proven to be something quite
like my Ice Creams. Perhaps undervalued or overlooked, your careers
have taken quite the turn in SGW and now, you find yourselves as
number one contenders to the most prestigious tag team championships
in all of professional wrestling. I know you two will do your
absolute best to win, but let’s get right down to brass tax,
gentlemen – it’s a lost cause. Los Ice Creams are the most superior
team in this company and let me be clear with you – no matter how
you slice it, you’re only second-rate in comparison.
DiBiase pauses solemnly.
[ Ted DiBiase
] I realize the alternative to this clear loss to Los Ice
Creams is participating in that sham contest put on by the hopeless
hulls of two has-beens, still clinging onto any threads of relevance
they can muster from the shambles of their careers long gone. A bit
of helpful information to all teams in that rambling monstrosity of
a match – your positions are no better than that of Team Tremendous!
You all will fall. No one can match the muscle, the minds, the sheer
MAJESTY of Los Ice Creams!
DiBiase laughs and points at the camera half-heartedly, clearly
amused with a thought.
[ Ted DiBiase
] In fact, I am so secure in the investment I’ve made, in the
force and skill of Los Ice Creams, that if you gruesome gumshoes can
somehow, someway defeat my Dairy Deviants, I will purchase you the
new squad car of your dreams! Any make! Any model! Any additional
accoutrement! I know beyond a shadow of a doubt, Team Tremendous –
you are simply unable to reach the level my men have reached – the
championship level of the tag team ranks.
DiBiase lifts his finger into the air again and drags around,
illustrating his words as he speaks.
[ Ted DiBiase
] Whether you’re Team Tremendous, looking down the frozen
double barrel of the gun before you – or one of the teams unlucky
enough to see the train coming around the bend of Ice Cream Mountain
to run through you next, your end result is the same! Professional!
Bankruptcy! The Million Dollar Man has made his investment and now,
the time has come for reaping the reward of said venture.
Rubbing his hands together, DiBiase narrows his eyes and speaks
directly to the men in question.
[ Ted DiBiase
] Carr…Barry…you’ve fought valiantly to get where you are,
and yet – it’s still not enough! HAHAHAHA! I advise you both to lie
still on the mat that night in Toronto – perhaps with fewer broken
bones, your future pay days may be more fruitful! And after all,
following your EMBARRASING LOSS at WrestleBrawl, you’ll lose your
jobs with your PATHETIC precinct…and will still need to pay your
PATHETIC bills to live your PATHETIC lives!
Shaking his head ‘no,’ a smile breaks across the Million Dollar
Man’s face again.
[ Ted DiBiase
] Time is money, gentlemen. So please, do your best not to
waste mine on March 21! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
We fade away from DiBiase, who is still laughing wildly.
Referee -
Paul Turner | Time Limit -
30:00
The match
begins with Peyton Royce and Dakota Kai in the ring. They circle one
another for a moment and then tie up in the center of the ring. They
fight for positioning before Peyton nails Dakota with a knee lift,
doubling her over. Royce guides Dakota to her corner by a handful of
hair and tags in Billie Kay. The IIconics both whip Dakota into the
ropes and go for a double clothesline but Dakota ducks it and
rebounds off the opposite side! The IIconics both turn around and
Dakota nails them both with a running drop kick! Both IIconics fall
flat on their backs and roll out on opposite sides of the ring, to
the floor! However, as soon as they land, Tegan Nox climbs into the
ring and Team Kick wipes out The IIconics with stereo dives!
[ Tony Schiavone
] What a start to this match!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] Team Kick knows
that the winna' of this match will enter the four way title match at
WrestleBrawl 3 with serious momentum! They want to be the first
champions!
Tegan and
Dakota rise up on opposite sides of the ring and toss the IIconics
under the bottom rope. They both roll to the center of the ring
until they come to a stop right next to each other. Tegan and Dakota
follow them in and size them up as they struggle back to their feet.
As soon as the IIconics are standing, Tegan and Dakota charge,
sandwiching the Australians between a clothesline and a kitchen
sink! Billie Kay drops and rolls back out of the ring! Tegan climbs
onto the apron and Dakota tags her in. Tegan climbs the ropes from
the outside and Peyton Royce slowly returns to her feet. Tegan
flies... TEGAN-GO-ROUND! The fans cheer loudly as Tegan crushes
Royce to the mat, sitting on her chest! Turner counts! One! Two!
BILLIE KAY BREAKS THE PIN!
[ Tony Schiavone
] So close!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] The sternum of
Peyton Royce, devastated!
[ Scott Steiner
] Bullshit! Look at all the padding she's got up top! She's
fine! Fine as hell!
Billie
shrieks at Peyton to get up as she takes two handfuls of Tegan's
hair and pulls her to her feet. Peyton gets up and they hook Tegan...
for a DOUBLE SUPLEX! The impact sends Tegan rolling right back to
her feet where she hits the ropes... only to run into a DOUBLE
YAKUZA KICK from the IIconics! The fans boo loudly. Billie climbs
onto the apron and Peyton tags her in. They take advantage of the
five count to whip Tegan into the ropes and nails her with a double
clothesline! They maintain their hold on each other's hands... and
drop a DOUBLE ELBOW into Tegan's chest! Peyton returns to the apron
and Billie takes over!
[ Tony Schiavone
] Lots of tandem offense from the IIconics!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] Great teamwork from
the iconic Aussies!
Billie
goes for a cover but Tegan kicks out at two. Billie pulls Tegan back
up to her feet and nails her with a forearm before backing her into
a corner. Billie goes to work, forearming and booting Tegan before
placing her boot across Tegan's throat and choking her with it! Paul
Turner demands a break and Billie finally lets go at four. Tegan
rubs her throat but Billie drives a shoulder into Tegan's midsection
and then hoists her up into a seated position on the top rope.
Billie follows her up and hooks her for a SUPERPLEX but Tegan braces
herself and refuses to go with the move! Tegan punches Billie in the
mid-section, trying to break the hold. She hits her again and again
before Peyton joins Billie in the ring, climbing the ropes and
hooking Tegan as well, going for a DOUBLE SUPERPLEX! Dakota Kai
charges into the ring and hooks both IIconics from underneath! Tegan
gets a grip on the top rope... and DAKOTA POWERBOMBS BOTH IICONICS
AT THE SAME TIME!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] Oh my goodness! Did
ya' see that!?
[ Tony Schiavone
] Impressive strength from the captain of Team Kick!
Still
perched on the top rope, Tegan Nox waits for Peyton Royce to
stand... MISSILE DROPKICK! Royce rolls out of the ring! Billie
staggers back to her feet, still doubled over from the impact... and
Dakota Kai runs in out of nowhere for the KAIROPRACTOR! Huge pop!
The impact sends Billie Kay reeling back onto a single knee... and
TEGAN NOX NAILS HER WITH THE SHINIEST WIZARD! Nox covers! One! Two!
Three!
WINNERS - Team Kick via Pin Fall in
9:45
The fans
pop huge but as soon as the three count is registered, Jamie Hayter
and Bea Priestley hit hte ring and mug Tegan and Dakota! The fans
erupt in boos as Jamie Hayter rips Tegan Nox's head off with a
lariat! Priestley hoists Dakota Kai onto her shoulders and drops her
cold with the QUEEN'S LANDING! Priestley and Hayter stand over
Dakota and Tegan with proud looks on their faces, raising their arms
in victory.
[ Tony Schiavone
] Bea Priestley and Jamie Hayter are making a statement!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] They want those
titles, too, Tony! If ya' remember, it was Jamie and Bea who were
instrumental in pressuring Trish Stratus to introduce the
championships as early as 12 Large last year!
Bea and
Jamie's celebration is cut short, however, as they nailed with
double dropkicks from behind by STARLIGHT KID AND AZM! Priestley and
Hayter roll back to their feet and charge at Lightning Star, only
for Starlight Kid to take Jamie down with a FRANKENSTEINER and for
AZM to catch Bea with a drop toe hold, followed by a basement
dropkick to the face! Bea and Jamie both roll to the floor and
stagger backward up the ramp, looking furious!
[ Tony Schiavone
] AZM and Starlight Kid are standing tall once again!
...and
then they're suddenly not as Starlight Kid gets decimated by SHADES
OF KAY out of nowhere! Peyton Royce blasts AZM from behind with a
violent forearm and then whips her into the ropes... before drop toe
holding her into Billie Kay's knee! The fans boo loudly as The
IIconics are the final team left standing tall! Billie and Peyton
talk trash and walk a circle around the ring, making the "title
belt" motion around their waists. What's going to happen at
WrestleBrawl 3? Who will be the first SGW World Twinstar Champions?!
We are
back in the courtroom in Knoxville – a very long evening of court
has dragged on through nearly the entire show’s worth of
transpirings. We are sadly not privy to the examinations of Karen
Laurer, Danhausen, Dr. Drew Pinsky, and others – but look at that,
Jason Jordan is on the stand! He is being examined by Colt Cabana,
who appears to be less-than-hurried with his questioning.
[ Colt Cabana
] So again, you admitted that you lost in a game of NBA on
the PlayStation to a little girl, you’re admitting that you once
shat your pants during a bump drill with me?
Jason could die this very moment. He is wearing what appears to be a
white polo shirt and navy shorts with red, yellow and blue
suspenders, but most importantly, a beet-red face of shame.
[ Jason Jordan
] …that is correct, Colt…
Cabana nods, frowning, and looks to the judge.
[ Colt Cabana
] I see…your honor, it is abundantly clear to me that any
REAL father would never allow his son to be so voraciously
humiliated as this man, Jason Jordan, was that day in the Cabana
gym!
The Judge squints his eyes.
[ Judge Tony
Thonee ] …your point?
Cabana points his finger across the courtroom, Pheonix-Wright-style
at Michael Jordan.
[ Colt Cabana
] HIS AIRNESS DID NOT GIVE JASON NEW SHORTS! HE WOULD HAVE
LEFT HIS ASS TO CHAFE AND STINK TO HIGH HEAVEN THAT DAY IN CHICAGO!
NO, NO, IT WAS MY CLIENT <Colt moves his finger to Angle, nearly
thumping his nose> KURT ANGLE WHO REPLACED JASON’S SHITTY SHORTS!
THAT, YOUR HONOR, IS A FATHER!
The gallery cheers as the Judge rolls his eyes.
[ Colt Cabana
] Michael Jordan is a hero to Chicago and a hero to me, no
doubt – but this man, Kurt Angle, is Jason’s father! Through act!
Through deed! Through the lack of creepy recorded conversation with
Dennis Rodman admitting this is all a scheme to make money off
Jason!
The Judge’s ears perk up as Culver leaps up and points a finger at
Cabana!
[ Fredrick
Culver, Attorney at Law ]
OBJECTION! My client was previously unaware of the defecated-in
garments!
Kurt rises and points his own finger at Culver.
[ Kurt Angle ]
YOUR CLIENT’S NOT A DADDY! HE’S JUST A BULLSHIT BACKS AND BALLS
PLAYER! HE’S NEVER WON A GOLD MEDAL!
Michael Jordan jumps up and points his finger at Jason!
[ Michael Jordan
] Don’t listen to them, Jason! I love you!
Dennis Rodman rises and points his finger at Kurt!
[ Dennis Rodman
] KID DIDDLER!
Colt turns to Rodman, shocked.
[ Colt Cabana
] SHUT IT, RODZILLA! You’re a liar!
The Judge places his head in his hands as the madness carries on.
[ Kurt Angle ]
YOU DIDN’T REPLACE HIS SHITTY SHORTS!
[ Michael Jordan
] I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT HIS SHITTY SHORTS!
[ Fredrick
Culver, Attorney at Law ] HE HAD
NO CLUE ABOUT THE SHITTY SHORTS! AND DEFINITELY NOT ABOUT THAT
VIDEOTAPE!
[ Dennis Rodman
] I’LL FUCK YOU UP, CABANA!
Jason stands up and throws his hands into the air.
[ Jason Jordan
] CAN WE PLEEEEAAASE STOP TALKING ABOUT MY ACCIDENT SHORTS!?
The Judge begins slamming his gavel into the desk, screaming over
and over for order as everyone takes their seats, save for Cabana,
who Thonee jabs a finger towards. Cabana is wide-eyed and the Judge
looks like he’s ready to implode.
[ Judge Tony
Thonee ] So you’re trying to
tell me that you’ve had information which could have absolutely
ended this entire hearing the whole time and are only choosing to
haphazardly reference it now?! You do realize you could have won the
entire case by simply mentioning that you’ve seen or could produce
videotaped proof of a confession from Mister Jordan! You have
witnessed the exact evidence needed to make this entire matter
extraneous!
[ Colt Cabana
] …well, I mean, I hardly see how that’s relevant…
The Judge throws his gavel at the desk and stands up, lifting his
hands and speaking as he walks out of the courtroom.
[ Judge Tony
Thonee ] You know what? I’m
done. I’m done! This entire damn thing has been such a charade. One
guy keeps talking about banging the poor child’s mother, the other
won’t stop schmoozing for the camera, I’m done with it. Done, done,
done –
As he exits the room, the whole chamber is murmuring to themselves
until a man stands up from the back of the gallery and walks through
the aisle to the Judge’s desk, taking a seat. He is very, very tall
and wearing a nice slate-gray suit with a lovely golden tie.
He is also wearing a red leather mask over his long, stringy black
hair.
[ Mayor Kane
] …says here in this copy of the Knox County Charter that
should a judge ever abandon or be forcibly removed from his post
mid-hearing that the highest ranking official within the chamber
should resume his role until the conclusion of said hearing.
Mayor Kane looks around the room and smiles, getting comfy in the
judge’s chair.
[ Mayor Kane
] And as the Mayor of Knox County, I believe that makes
me…Judge Mayor Kane.
A pop emanates from Providence as Kane looks over the papers on his
new desk.
[ Mayor Kane
] …and I believe that I’m prepared to make my decision.
[ Fredrick
Culver, Attorney at Law ] YOUR
HONOR, THIS ISN’T CORRECT! I’VE NOT GIVEN A CONCLUDING STATEMEN—
[ Judge Mayor
Kane ] OVERRULED. Sit down.
Culver very slowly sinks into his chair and looks at Jordan with
panic in his eyes as Kane continues.
[ Judge Mayor
Kane ] …there has been a great
number of evidence presented today and after taking it all in, I’m
prepared to make a ruling on the matter.
Colt clenches Kurt’s hand as Michael Jordan leans in, eager to hear.
[ Judge Mayor
Kane ] The custody of this young
man, Jason, shall be determined once and for all in a manner I am
very familiar with…in the professional wrestling ring!
Angle smiles and Cabana grins, while Michael’s eyes widen!
[ Judge Mayor
Kane ] As Mayor of Knox County,
I decree that WrestleBrawl 3 will feature a Ladder Match for Custody
of Jason Jordan…to be contested between Kurt Angle…and Michael
Jordan.
Providence explodes with excitement as the courtroom murmurs
feverishly! Judge Mayor Kane closes his eyes, nodding, as Culver is
reassuring Jordan at their table.
[ Judge Mayor
Kane ] I trust that two athletes
of your quality will have no problem physically proving you are the
man to be this young boy’s father at the biggest Solid Gold
Wrestling show of all time – so climb the ladder! Retrieve the
briefcase! And restore your family!
Kurt glares across the aisle at Michael as Judge Mayor Kane lifts
his gavel.
[ Judge Mayor
Kane ] Court is adjourned.
He bangs the gavel and the Bailiff escorts Jason from the courtroom,
looking pathetic as ever. Culver stands, rolling his eyes and
shaking Jordan’s hand begrudgingly as Cabana and Angle meet the
opposing counsel in the aisle.
[ Colt Cabana
] <stretches his hand out towards Culver> Nice work, man! You
nearly had me!
Culver spits into Cabana’s hand and glares at him.
[ Fredrick
Culver, Attorney at Law ] Fuck
you and your $20 SportsClips haircut, you piece of shit.
Angle scoffs in disbelief as Culver walks off.
[ Colt Cabana
] …since when did you have to pay more than $20 for a
haircut?! I think it looks good…
Michael Jordan steps ahead, checking to make sure Jason is out of
the room before speaking.
[ Michael Jordan
] …I’ll see you at WrestleBrawl, Kurt…where I’ll make you my
bitch…and dunk your broken-neck ass into the ground.
With that, Jordan slaps Angle across the face! Angle dives, looking
for retaliation, but the officers and onlookers quickly separate the
pair as Judge Mayor Kane begins banging his gavel again!
[ Judge Mayor
Kane ] ORDER! ORDER! ORDE…oh,
hell. Have at it.
Kane climbs onto the desk and dives into the pile of chaos as the
camera pans back to Colt Cabana, talking to himself.
[ Colt Cabana
] …I mean, that’s when I’m SPLURGING, too. I usually cut my
own hair, even…I just don’t get it…
We fade back to Providence as Kurt Angle spits towards Michael
Jordan, who hurls a lamp in Angle’s direction – chaos has brought us
to this point and only one man can claim custody of Jason Jordan! We
will find out which at WrestleBrawl 3!
Finding
ourselves back at ringside, the commentary team of Nigel McGuinness,
Tony Schiavone, and Scott Steiner greet us. In the background, we
hear some music playing as the fans are buzzing with anticipation
for what’s coming next.
[ Tony Schiavone
] Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for the main event of the
evening, and it’s one with high stakes! PAC versus Jon Moxley! The
winner enters the WrestleBrawl match at number thirty and the loser
has the drastic disadvantage of entering at number one!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] Yeah, Tony, there’s
simply no room for error in this one and I don’t know about you guys
but I’m excited for it! PAC vanquished Tetsuya Naito out of Solid
Gold Wrestlin’ and Jon Moxley is one of the hottest new stars in the
company. Both men would make great holders of the Golden Ticket!
[ Tony Schiavone
] The challenge was laid down at Heartbreaker with Chavo
Guerrerro confirming in to add the stipulation on to the end. Let’s
hear from the participants of No Competition’s main event!
A match graphic for PAC versus Jon Moxley flashes across the screen
and quickly cuts out to pre-recorded footage featuring PAC. The
words “earlier this week” flash across the top of the screen as PAC
is seen sitting on a weight bench, drenched in sweat.
[ PAC
] Ah’ve been hea’ since day one in ‘dis company. And since
day one, ah’ve been the last in line for title shots, fa’ main
events, fa’ all of the high profile situations.. No more.
Cut to Jon Moxley wandering a random street in the middle of the
night. He walks confidently with his hands in his pockets and his
leather jacket resting high up on his neck to defend against the
night air.
[ Jon Moxley
] You know what’s funny? Every wrestling company claims to be
different. That their vision for operation is the one that’ll change
the business forever, you know? But when you take away the initials,
those three letters on the marque and look at things at face value…
they’re all the same.
Back to the gym, PAC is ripping pull-ups at a rapid pace.
[ PAC
] No longa’ will da’ Bastahd sit back an’ wait for his
opportunity. It’s been since 12 Large that I’ve had an opportunity,
but that changes.
PAC drops down and dusts his hands together.
[ PAC
] WrestleBrawl.
Moxley stops dead in his tracks in the streets and turns to the
camera.
[ Jon Moxley
] The favorites get the shots, the “plans” are in place and
cannot be changed. Don’t dare rock the boat or catch fire or else
they’ll stomp your ass out.
Moxley smirks.
[ Jon Moxley
] At No Competition, I’m gonna’ do more than rock the boat.
More like, Jon Moxley’s about to capsize it! At WrestleBrawl, when I
win this thirty-man rumble, I’m gonna’ burn the thing to the ground.
PAC, you’re a helluva fighter, but you ain’t me. For five months
you’ve been here and haven’t sniffed a title shot, that should tell
you something.
Quick cut to PAC.
[ PAC
] Moxley, we have ourselves a date at No Competition, don’t
we? Seems as though you are the man who determines how easy my night
is at WrestleBrawl. Don’t get me wrong, I’m gon’ ta’ win it no matta’
the position I enta’, I’d just prefer to two kill birds wit’ one
stone. I look to prove that you are nothin’ more than a flash in the
pan that doesn’t deliva’ like the many who walked thru’ the doors in
the past. You have’a couple victories over lesser opponents,
don’tcha Jon? Let’s see how ya’ fare when ya’ fight the best!
A tight camera shot on Mox.
[ Jon Moxley
] You’re tired of getting skipped and overlooked for
opportunities? Here’s your chance, PAC. Here’s your chance to step
up and prove your worth. You’ve been here since day one? So has
Christopher Daniels. Look at what I did to him. You think longevity
merits some sort of reward? Nah. Talent wins out. And you’re lookin’
at the baddest man in SGW.
PAC deadlifts a barbell stacked with a massive amount of weight on
either side. After a few seconds, he drops it to the floor, causing
it to shake upon impact. He turns and looks into the camera with a
sadistic snarl.
[ PAC
] Let tonight be a preview, Jon. A preview of what’s ta’ come
in two weeks. I’m gonna’ beat you tonight in front of the world, and
in two weeks at Wrestlebrawl, I’ll do it all.. ova’.. again when I
toss you ova’ the top rope.. That is, if you’re still in the ring
when I enta’ at numba’ thirty!
One final cut back to Mox. He does a “come here” motion with his
hands.
[ Jon Moxley
] I don’t get paid to talk. I get paid to fight. No
Competition, the main event, you and I are gonna’ fight, PAC.
One-on-one.. Mano-a-mano.. Your best versus mine.. I hate to spoil
it for you, but the winner’s already determined and there’s not a
thing you can do about it! Let’s give ‘em one for the ages. Let’s
leave no question as to who THE man in SGW truly is! You’re a
stepping stone. At No Competition, I beat you. At WrestleBrawl, I
win the Golden Ticket. Before long, I’m SGW World Champion. But it
all starts with beating you. I ain’t puttin’ the cart before the
horse. See you in the ring.
PAC roars into the camera like a wild animal.
[ PAC
] Jon Moxley! At No Competition, you’re goin’ to get exposed
as the fraud that you are! De’ Bastahd has his sights set on his
target, and it’s time fa’ you ta’ bend.. de’.. knee to da’ King o’
Solid.. Gold.. Wrestling!
PAC. Jon Moxley.
The winner gets Number 30. The loser enters first.
The main event is NEXT!
Referee -
Aubrey Edwards
| Time Limit -
60:00
PAC is
off to a fast start, charging across the ring with a John Woo
dropkick, forcing Moxley into the corner as the Providence fans
explode!
[ Tony Schiavone
] Holy smokes, here we go, fans!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] John Woo! The
Bastard is rollin’ heavy from the first TONE of the opening bell,
gentlemen!
Popping up quickly, the Bastard charges in again with a big shoulder
tackle! And another! A third! PAC steps out and lifts Moxley onto
the top rope, taking a moment to breathe deeply before leaping up
and hooking the Death Rider’s head for a frankensteiner – but Moxley
holds the top rope tightly and resists!
[ Scott Steiner
] NUH UH!
[ Tony Schiavone
] Moxley’s kept his grip!
As PAC hits the mat and slowly begins resuming his stance, Moxley
shakes off the impact of the first minute of the match and stands
up, soaring from the middle rope with a cross body block and scores!
As Mox and PAC hit the mat, the Death Rider immediately begins
throwing punches to the head and shoulders, taking every opportunity
to weaken the Geordie.
[ Tony Schiavone
] Fans, this match is going just as fast as PAC’s contest
last month with Tetsuya Naito! Is this a strategy from PAC?
[ Scott Steiner
] His strategy right now better be cover your damn head!
Moxley’s makin’ it rain fists on that bastard!
Senior Official Aubrey Edwards manages to force a measure of
separation between the men and Moxley rolls across the ring before
turning his attention back to the Bastard, teeth bared and ready to
attack – but PAC is faster and clatters Moxley with a big running
dropkick to said chompers!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] That’ll stop you in
your tracks, Mistah Moxley!
Moxley and PAC continue along the mat, using whatever forward
momentum they have to either get to the ropes for safety, or in the
Bastard’s case, scurry through the ropes and position for a
springboarding attack! As soon as the Cincinatti native is back to
his feet, PAC leaps up, using the ropes for added height and
momentum – and scores with a springboard spinning wheel kick! The
side of the Bastard’s foot scrapes across Moxley’s face, sending him
corkscrewing into the mat at a sickening angle as PAC scoops the
legs and covers immediately! ONE! TWO! NO! Moxley breaks the cover!
[ Tony Schiavone
] It’s hard to be shocked from Jon Moxley’s toughness and yet
– I am shocked, fans!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] It was a beautiful
blow from the Bastard – but he’s GOT to follow up!
Still not interested in resting on the work already done, PAC is up
quickly and pops off a beautiful standing moonsault! AND A STANDING
STAR! PAC hooks both legs again! ONE! TWO!
NO! Jon Moxley won’t be put away this easily!
[ Tony Schiavone
] I don’t want to bet against Jon Moxley but I could have
SWORN that would be it!!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] PAC hit Moxley with
two big blows in a row and now – where do you go, PAC?
[ Scott Steiner
] Shit, he looks like he wants to go home! He KNEW that would
be three! BUT IT AIN’T!
PAC can’t believe it! He decides to switch the pace and applies a
grounded hammerlock, keeping a close proximity to the dangerous
Moxley and wrenching tighter on the shoulder and elbow joints.
Moxley wisely rolls through the pain and quickly crosses over his
own body with a big right hand! And another! Despite the heavy
blows, the Bastard maintains control of the wrist and Moxley starts
to stand off the mat – but is swept over and off his feet, arm
dragged down onto the canvas again! PAC quickly steps over the arm
and cinches on a textbook short-arm-scissors, really tearing into
Moxley’s bicep – but the Death Rider isn’t interested in submission
and rolls backwards, over PAC and to his own knees, somehow forcing
himself into a standing position with the Bastard on his shoulder –
hold still bound!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] Beautiful,
scientific counter from the well-studied Jon Moxley – all those old
tapes are paying off in dividends right now!
[ Scott Steiner
] YOU KNOW WHAT COMES NEXT, PETER TORK! WHAT GOES UP…!
Moxley falls to his back, driving PAC into the mat at high speed and
finally breaking the scissors hold! Providence roars out with
excitement as Moxley grins devilishly, turning his attention back to
the Bastard, who is pulling himself up on the ropes slowly! The
Death Rider charges in, smashing PAC against the ropes with a big
body attack, leveling the Bastard and ceasing his plans for
retaliation! Moxley takes a wrist and whips PAC into the far ropes,
charging again and lifting his knee to Kitchen Sink the Bastard to
the mat again!
With a guttural roar and a fist pump, Mox pulls the Bastard to his
feet and hooks a side headlock – perhaps looking for the Headlock
Driver! – but PAC drives his elbow into Moxley’s side multiple times
and applies a waistlock – but quickly dumps Moxley over his head and
onto his own with a sick German suplex!!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] Holy Magilla! What
a suplex, good Lord!
[ Tony Schiavone
] MY GOD, FANS! THAT HAS TO BE THE MOST DEVASTATING GERMAN
SUPLEX IN THE HISTORY OF THIS BUSINESS!
Not delaying any at all, the Bastard is quickly through the middle
and top rope and springs up to the top rope seemingly in one fluid
motion, standing up to his full height – and soaring!
[ Tony Schiavone
] THIS IS IT! BLACK ARROW INCOMING!
[ Scott Steiner
] OH SHIT!
At the last possible second, Moxley rolls out of the way and leaves
no water in the pool for the Bastard – who splats onto the canvas
and pops off, up and on to his knees on impact!
[ Tony Schiavone
] Moxley moves! PAC misses the Black Arrow!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] And The Death Rider
had better be thankful he DID move! The Black Arrow is a killshot
for sure! Moxley ab-so-LUTE-ly MUST CAPITALIZE!
PAC is dazed from the blow and is wobbling on his knees as Moxley
struggles to his feet, pointing his finger at the Bastard! Mox
wildly scrambles across the ring and smashes through PAC with a
brutal Knee Trembler, bending him backwards over his own feet! The
Death Rider turns over his shoulder and pulls the Bastard’s legs
from under him and pulls them both over his shoulders, pinning them
down! ONE! TWO! NO!! NO! PAC still gets his shoulder up!
[ Scott Steiner
] HOT DAMN!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] AND A KICKOUT FROM
THE BASTARD! PAC won’t lay down and die either! What a main event,
gentlemen!
Moxley’s face is written with shock as PAC lies face first on the
canvas, breathing deeply. Both men, in fact, are showing the wear of
the intense main event as Edwards verbally confirms the two count to
Moxley. The Bastard begins crawling to the nearest corner and
attempts to pull himself to his feet as Mox starts pushing himself
off the canvas! Both men manage to reach their feet at the same time
and turn into one another –
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] OH MY! OH MY!
MASSIVE right hand from Moxley!
[ Scott Steiner
] “YOU JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!” CHRIS TUCKER, BITCH!
[ Tony Schiavone
] Moxley falls into the cover! This could do it here! ONE!
TWO! TH—NO!! Oh, my God! PAC kicks out! PAC kicks out!
Moxley’s face is written with stunned shock – not so much that PAC
kicked out, more realizing the measures he may have to take to put
the Bastard down for the three count. As his cold eyes track over to
his opponent’s, Moxley takes a huge handful of hair and pulls,
lifting the Bastard up to his knees as the Death Rider brings
himself to his feet.
Moxley runs off the ropes behind PAC, building momentum before
racing by his opponent and off the ropes before him, charging in for
a huge Knee Trembler – BUT PAC IS UP AND LEAPS, CLOCKING MOXLEY WITH
A RISING KNEE SHOT OF HIS OWN!
[ Tony Schiavone
] OH MY!
PAC very quickly scurries to the top rope again and does not take
time to posture, soaring off and splattering Moxley with the
Shooting Star Knee Strike! Moxley smacks onto the mat violently as
the Bastard re-establishes himself, running to the corner nearest
his opponent and scaling it – standing to his full height before
careening down with the BLACK ARROW!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] BLACK! ARROWWWWW!!!
Edwards slides in and makes the count – ONE! TWO! THREE!!
WINNER -
PAC via Pin Fall in 14:34
The
Providence crowd is stunned with the violent conclusion to the
contest as PAC rolls off of his opponent and to the mat, beckoning
for Edwards to lift his hand in victory!
[ Scott Steiner
] The jacked-up midget did it! What a big ass win!
[ Tony Schiavone
] With that…err…large-posteriored victory…PAC will be
entering the WrestleBrawl match at number 30! That’s the best spot,
Best Buddy!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] And now the man who
calls himself the uncrowned King will have an opportunity to take
the crown – as he enters at number thirty!
Edwards assists PAC to his feet and lifts his arm, signaling to the
shocked crowd that he is the winner – much as their stunned reaction
leaves the entire scene an eerily silent sight. On the mat, Moxley
grabs his chin, trying to work the pain out from being kneed in the
mouth, positioning himself into the corner and looking at the
Bastard.
PAC very slowly turns over his own shoulder and meets Moxley’s
eyeline, a stern moment shared between the two of them and no one
else, despite the 20,000 sets of eyes watching on. Moxley’s ice-cold
demeanor is as close to cracked as we’ve seen in Solid Gold
Wrestling, but even still, he rolls under the bottom rope and to the
floor, not taking his eyes off the Bastard as he slowly makes his
way up the ramp.
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] What a moment we
just saw there! I think it’s a slow realization that one man will
enter at number one – and the other will be the last challenge he
COULD potentially face! It’s a tough feeling, but Jon Moxley is a
tough man – I wouldn’t doubt him being in the match whenever PAC
finally comes to the ring!
[ Tony Schiavone
] No doubt, best buddy – but the winner tonight…is that
no-good BASTARD – PAC! He takes a big step forward in his quest for
the crown here in SGW – he’ll enter thirtieth in the WrestleBrawl
contest!
The Bastard climbs to the middle ropes, very slowly peering across
the Providence crowd, whose response is far more mixed than silently
stunned as before. PAC lifts his arms slowly and grips his fists,
grinning devilishly as we fade to the back.
A quick
transition to the backstage area shows Cathy Kelley packing up her
bag for the evening and rolling it out of the women’s locker room.
She gets no more than three feet out of the threshold before being
startled by the camera.
[ Cathy Kelley
] Oh, so I guess you’re wanting my answer to Shane’s
challenge?
The camera nods up and down in agreement.
[ Cathy Kelley
] How stupid. All of this.
She throws her arms up in the air, not knowing what to do next.
[ Cathy Kelley
] I mean, it’s so petty and childish. Shane Douglas was one
of the most feared men in SGW’s early days. A legend. Now look at
him. He spent the better part of two months walking around with his
pants covered in urine! He’s loud, he’s obnoxious, a bully… And
don’t even get me started on his obsession with Adam Cole. That’s
unhealthy, right?
She’s adamant.
[ Cathy Kelley
] Like, really unhealthy.
Cathy zips open a compartment of her bag and pulls out the Lifetime
SGW Championship and displays it to the camera.
[ Cathy Kelley
] Shane, is this what you want so badly? You want to fight
me, a woman, just to get a meaningless title back in your possession
to match Adam Cole's title?
Cathy shrugs. She gives up.
[ Cathy Kelley
] Fine. Tim Storm was right.. I should kick your ass!
Her face blushes with embarrassment.
[ Cathy Kelley
] Sorry guys. I’m normally not this crass.. But.. No! Forget
it! I’m not apologizing for anything! Shane Douglas, you want this
belt back, you big goof?! FIGHT ME!
Cathy fastens the title around her waist and uses both hands to hold
the belt in place since it’s way too big to rest tightly around her.
[ Cathy Kelley
] Queen Cathy accepts your challenge, Franchise! You dumb,
smelly, ol’ curmudgeon! Go back to Target where you belong!
...Is this Cathy Kelley?
[ Cathy Kelley
] And give me a discount when I check out, you bum!
The title is removed from her waist and she rests it on her right
shoulder. The face plate is bigger than she is and the weight of the
belt causes her to stand at an angle to support it.
[ Cathy Kelley
] The Origin sucks! And.. And.. uh.. When I’m done with you
and Val Venis takes care of Adam Cole, then maybe you two can share
a hospital room! Then, like, I’ll send you dead flowers to your
room! And when you think it can’t get any worse.. I’ll.. Uh.. I’ll
smother your face with a pillow and the last thing you’ll see before
you enter the gates of Hell is Adam Cole not trying to save you
because he DOESN’T LIKE YOU and never has!
[ Cameraman
] Jesus.
[ Cathy Kelley
] ..Was… Was that too mean?
She quickly saves face.
[ Cathy Kelley
] I don’t care if it was. I’ll see you at WrestleBrawl!
It hits her.
[ Cathy Kelley
] Actually, I’ll be on the Gold Mine before that. Please
watch. We’re going to preview WrestleBrawl.. Which will involve me
previewing how I’m going to beat you up and become the real
Franchise of SGW!
She nods.
[ Cathy Kelley
] And that’s a fact, Jack!
Fade.
We fade
up inside the ring with the fans still buzzing from Cathy Kelley's
announcement. Inside the ring, the ring mat has been replaced with a
black carpet and there's a table in the center of the ring with a
gold table cloth. Already in the ring on one side of the table, we
see Jeff Jarrett, Christian Cage, Edge, Chavo Guerrero Jr., Bret
"The Hitman" Hart, and Val Venis... on the other side of the table,
we see Adam Cole, Arn Anderson, Britt Baker, Steve Corino, and "The
Franchise" Shane Douglas. On the table, there's a contract in a
black binder with the SGW logo emblazoned on the front.
[ Tony Schiavone
] Ladies and gentlemen, what we're about to witness here...
is a contract signing regarding the main event of WrestleBrawl 3,
which will be contested between Val Venis and the SGW World
Heavyweight Champion, Adam Cole... let's see how this unfolds.
[ Scott Steiner
] It's gonna end with a fight!
This contract bullshit always ends with a fight!
Jeff
Jarrett stands at the head of the table in a suit with a microphone
in his hand. He looks at both parties and then raises the
microphone. The fans are buzzing with anticipation, ready to see how
this whole thing plays out.
[ Jeff Jarrett
] Well, here we are... two weeks out from the biggest
spectacle in this sport... WrestleBrawl 3... and this is our main
event. Adam Cole defendin' the SGW World Heavyweight Championship
against Val Venis.
Jarrett
looks over at Venis, also in a suit.
[ Jeff Jarrett
] It's been a long time comin', Val. It'll be an honor to see
you finally get your due.
Without
warning, Adam Cole produces his own microphone and speaks.
[ Adam Cole
] Seriously, Jarrett? Is this some kind of joke? Did I do
some serious brain damage when I left you lying all the way back at
SGW Revenge? Because I know you didn't just congratulate this
jack-off has-been like the finish of our match is a foregone
conclusion!
Cole
places the SGW Championship on the table, facing Venis. Venis looks
down at it and then back up at Cole. An arrogant smirk crosses
Cole's face.
[ Adam Cole
] Look at you... you can't take your eyes off it. You want
this bad boy more than anything you've ever wanted in your whole
life... and why is that, Val? Because you're looking to be validated
for all your years of hard work. This company chewed you up and spit
you out. It took everything you built and shit on it!
Edge and
Christian look at each other nervously. Venis glares at Jarrett, who
glares right back.
[ Adam Cole
] Don't look at him, look at me.
The fans
"ooOoOoo" and Venis slowly turns his head to look at Cole.
[ Adam Cole
] I'm the one tellin' you the truth here, old man. This
company has done you a disservice. They've treated you like
everything you ever did here... doesn't matter! You weren't chosen
for the original line-up of the Championship Committee! You're not
on any of the advertisements! Look at the website! The main page!
That "Do You Want To Live Forever?" graphic... all world
champions... where's Val Venis? Shane Douglas is there!
Douglas
laughs and shouts, "YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT I AM! GOT A REAL BIG DICK,
TOO! HAHAHA!" Cole completely ignores him, staring a hole through
Venis.
[ Adam Cole
] You know Jeff Jarrett is there... Edge, Christian, Chavo
freakin' Guerrero... They're all there but you're not. That's
because they don't trust you... and they damn sure don't respect
you. The only person that ever treated you right in this company...
is standing right here next to me.
Arn
Anderson steps up and places his hand on Cole's shoulder.
[ Adam Cole
] Arn Anderson is the reason you're a star today. He built
you up when these clowns tore you down to make themselves look
better. They keep telling everyone they've changed... that things
are different now... but you know deep down, that's bullshit. You
shouldn't be challenging me at WrestleBrawl 3, Venis... you know
better than that.
Cole and
Venis continue staring one another down, hard.
[ Adam Cole
] You should be standing over here... with us.
Anderson
nods. Venis stands back and wipes the sweat from his face, knowing
Cole makes sense.
[ Adam Cole
] The Origin is your home, Val.
Steve
Corino rubs his hands together, a smirk on his lips.
[ Adam Cole
] Hell, if anybody in this company right now belongs in The
Origin, it's you.
Cole
smiles, a cocky and deceptive smile.
[ Adam Cole
] Why don't ya' just come home, Val?
[ Jeff Jarrett
] Now hold on just a damn secon--
[ Adam Cole
] That's enough out of you, Jarrett! I can't stomach another
second of you making all of this about you! Contrary to popular
belief, there are bigger things afoot than whatever's going on in
Jeff Jarrett's dwindling career!
Jarrett's
face turns red, furious.
[ Adam Cole
] You're the reason this company is in the shape it's in...
you're the reason that people don't trust the Solid Gold Wrestling
product! Your reputation and the reputation you've forced on this
company... is poison! The Origin has come together to fix that once
and for all... with a credible world champion and reinstating a
power structure that's a proven success. One man in charge, making
all the decisions... one man that isn't a sociopath, hell bent on
the destruction of every other company in the business! That man
is... once again, Arn Anderson! The man who built this company out of
nothing... who took a struggling territory and turned it into a
global phenomenon, built on respect and athletic ability!
Venis
raises a microphone, cutting Cole off.
[ Val Venis
] You stupid kid.
Cole
looks surprised, having been interrupted.
[ Adam Cole
] Excuse m--
[ Val Venis
] No, that's enough out of you.
The fans
cheer loudly. Venis glares at Cole and continues speaking.
[ Val Venis
] All you're doing is spouting out bullshit that delusional
old man next to you has fed you. I don't know everything he promised
you to get you to follow him into this mess... maybe it was just the
promise of the world title, maybe it was more... I don't know... but
I'm telling you right now, there's a lot of things that could be
done to "fix" the reputation of Solid Gold Wrestling... but Arn
Anderson damn sure isn't one of them.
Big pop.
[ Val Venis
] This match is happening at WrestleBrawl 3 whether you want
it or not... because no matter how you try to paint it, there's
nothing you could say that would ever make me follow that man again.
Anderson
looks pissed. Steve Corino pats Anderson on the back, trying to
comfort him but Anderson swats his hand away, red in the face.
[ Val Venis
] You're right about a lot of things you said. I wasn't
chosen for the original Championship Committee line-up and that
stung... I'm not featured prominently on the website? Yeah. That's
true. But everything you said about these guys tearing me down,
disrespecting my legacy... shitting on me, as you put it...
there's something you need to understand, boy...
Cole
huffs and gestures toward himself, mouthing "boy!?"
[ Val Venis
] In our day, this business was the wild west... it was all
or nothing and you did what you had to do to survive. Am I still
sore over the some of the stuff that happened to me... some of the
stuff that was said about me, even after I left? You're damn
right, I am. There's days I think about all that business back then
and I wanna walk into Jeff Jarrett's office and punch him right in
the face. There's days where... if Edge and Christian knew the
thoughts that ran through my mind about what I'd like to do to
them... they'd run out of this building screaming...
Venis
leans over the table.
[ Val Venis
] But at the end of the day, my loyalty isn't to Arn Anderson
or Jeff Jarrett... my loyalty is to Solid Gold Wrestling and
these fans, who have supported us through thick and thin and given
all of us this opportunity to do what we love right here in the middle
of this sacred ring.
The fans
pop huge.
[ Val Venis
] You're the poison, Adam Cole. You could've been something
good for this company but you're exactly the kind of problem that
you claim to be fighting against. A hostile takeover? You should've
left that garbage in 2000. This isn't All-Pro Wrestling, you punk.
This is Solid Gold Wrestling and if you really did your homework,
you'd know there's not a chance in hell any of these men would
ever turn over power to the man who orchestrated that ridiculous
Apokolips group that crippled and nearly killed the
entire company.
Venis
shakes his head, glaring at Anderson. Anderson glares right back.
[ Val Venis
] Never gonna happen... not on my watch.
Cole
opens the binder and signs the contract. Cole raises his microphone,
stone faced.
[ Adam Cole
] Sign the god damn contract.
Venis
smirks and reaches for the binder but Cole won't let go of it.
[ Adam Cole
]
Just know... that
when you put your stupid ass name on this contract in purple ink or
whatever other gimmicky bullshit you've got going on that I'm
sure Edge and Christian will find hilarious... you're done with
the Championship Committee forever. There's no going back.
You either walk out of WrestleBrawl 3 as the new SGW World
Heavyweight Champion... or you leave with nothing... nothing...
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
They
continue staring one another down.
[ Adam Cole
] So I suggest you think long and--
Venis
snatches the binder out of Cole's hand, slams it down on the table
and signs his name on the contract in black ink. Venis closes the
binder and hands it to Jarrett. Jarrett nods and takes a step back.
He hands the contract to Justin Roberts at ringside. Venis and Cole
continue staring each other down. Jarrett looks from Venis to Cole
and back again, looking frustrated before finally raising his
microphone again.
[ Jeff Jarrett
] Far be it from me to make this all about me... but are we
gonna do this or what?
Cole
looks at Jarrett confused... and Venis flips the table over! There's
a guitar attached to the bottom of the table! Jarrett snatches the
guitar up and IT EXPLODES OVER SHANE DOUGLAS' HEAD! Douglas goes
down, twitching and vibrating like electricity is pulsing through
his body before he rolls under the bottom rope to the floor! Val
Venis and Adam Cole begin trading punches like wild men, ripping
their suits off of each other in the chaos! Britt Baker, Bret Hart,
and Chavo quickly vacate the ring as Edge and Christian go after
Steve Corino, whipping him into the ropes and clotheslining him over
the top rope to the floor! Jeff Jarrett peppers Arn Anderson with
punches before dumping him through the ropes! Adam Cole finds
himself stuck in the middle of Venis, Jarrett, Edge, and Christian!
Cole tries to beg them off as he backs toward the ropes... until Arn
Anderson and Steve Corino snatch his ankles and drag him out of the
ring! The fans are going wild as The Origin escapes up the ramp,
looking disheveled and angry!
Inside
the ring, Venis, now shirtless, motions for them to bring it on!
Edge walks over to Venis, holding Adam Cole's world championship. He
hands it to Venis and Venis looks down at it before holding it over
his head, drawing another big pop. Venis lays the championship on
the mat and stands over it, taunting Adam Cole as he freaks out on
the stage!
[ Tony Schiavone
] Fans, what's going to happen at WrestleBrawl 3?!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] Tony, after what
we've witnessed tonight... I feel safe in saying, I have absolutely
no idea at all!
[ Scott Steiner
] THIS SHOW'S GONNA BE STACKED! ONLY THING THAT COULD MAKE IT
BETTER WOULD BE IF I WAS IN THE WORLD TITLE MATCH 'CAUSE I'D TEACH
ADAM COLE A LESSON HE'D NEVER FORGET... AND I'D TEACH BRITT BAKER A
LESSON SHE'D NEVER WANNA FORGET... WHEN I DRILLED IN
HER MOUTH AND SHOWED HER THE REAL DEFINITION OF ORAL SURGERY!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ] That certainly
would be interesting, Scott.
[ Tony Schiavone
] WrestleBrawl 3 is here, folks! Don't miss it! We'll
see you in two weeks!
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