10/29/2022
| Los Angeles, California |
Crypto.com Arena
COMMENTATORS: Tony Schiavone & Nigel McGuinness
DARK MATCHES
Konami
def. Leva Bates via Submission w/
Triangle Lancer in 2:19
Backstage at the
interview set, an extravagant backdrop has been assembled with the
WrestleBrawl IV logo against the wall and two large monitors
surround it on both sides. Cathy Kelley stands in front of the set
in a form-fitting blue dress. Joining her in the SGW Triple Crown
Champion, Dolph Ziggler.
[ Cathy
Kelley ]
Dolph Ziggler, one month ago at The Death of SGW, you shocked the
WORLD by coming from the back with the AWE and Cyber Fights
Championships around your waist, then cashing in your Golden Ticket
on Jeff Jarrett to unify the titles, becoming the Triple Crown
Champion in the process! And then..
He cuts her off.
[ Dolph
Ziggler ]
And then..
Ziggler shakes his head, visibly frustrated. His tan is extra orange
tonight, shining brightly in the fluorescent lights above. His hair
is wet and the Triple Crown title rests tightly around his waist.
[ Dolph
Ziggler ]
And then Jeff Jarrett, the snake, had a little venom left in the
fangs and I paid the price for getting caught up in the middle of
the drama between him and Edge.
[ Cathy
Kelley ]
Which leads us to tonight - you must enter the WrestleBrawl match at
number one AND defend your title in the process!
[ Dolph
Ziggler ]
It’s incredibly frustrating, but you know what? Bring it on. There’s
a lot of people in that locker room that doesn’t think I deserve to
carry this, and there’s nothing better than shoving their opinions
right down their throats!
Dolph rubs the front of the Triple Crown and continues.
[ Dolph
Ziggler ]
This was two years in the making.. And now that I have it, Cathy,
it’s not going anywhere!
Roars from the crowd are heard as CM Punk walks into the view of the
camera, stepping right up to Dolph Ziggler. He slaps the hood of his
sweatshirt down and runs his hand over his stringy hair.
[ CM Punk
] THIS is how you mark your first words
as champion? Bellyaching? Complaining? Oh, woe as me, having to
defend my title against the entire roster..
Punk scoffs.
[ CM Punk
] Get used to it. That’s what being the
champ is all about. As soon as you handed Edge that ticket and
stormed down to the ring with Mike Chioda, you immediately became a
marked man. Now that you have the title around your waist, that
bullseye has grown larger.
Dolph stares a hole through Punk, who flashes a smile at him.
[ CM Punk
] What? Don’t like someone interrupting
your interview time?
The smile goes away immediately.
[ CM Punk
] Now you see how I feel.
The two men have a face off in dead silence for an uncomfortable
amount of time. Cathy remains diligent, standing between them with
the microphone to not miss anything.
[ CM Punk
] There’s no game plan or guide on
being the champ. It’s a crash course every second of every day,
Dolph. But don’t worry, once I win WrestleBrawl tonight, I’ll show
you how being the champ is done.
[ Dolph
Ziggler ]
Oh yeah? You’re gonna’ show me how it’s done?
Dolph unsnaps his belt and shoves it against Punk’s face.
[ Dolph
Ziggler ]
I’m starting it off at number one.. I’ll see you out there because
I’m not going ANY.. WHERE! This belt, this company, it all belongs
to me, Punky. You’re just along for the ride.
Punk slaps the belt out of his face and the two men stare one
another down.
[ Dolph
Ziggler ]
So buckle up.
[ CM Punk
] You’d better hope you’re long gone
before I get out there. You talk a lot of trash for someone I don’t
think is capable of backing it up.
Punk bumps Dolph’s shoulder with his own, passing by him and walking
away from the interview set. Ziggler slings the Triple Crown over
his shoulder and fumes as he watches CM Punk walk away.
REFEREE: Mike Chioda
| TIME LIMIT: 30:00
Mike Chioda displays the
championship to all corners of the ring while Breakker and and Cena
stand in their corners, eye locked and ready to go. The bell sounds
and Cena dashes out of his corner right towards Breakker, WHO
COUNTERS WITH A FRANKENSTEINER! One! Two! NO!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
We almost had a new champion within the first ten seconds of the
bout!
Cena rolls away from Breakker and into the corner, pulling himself
up with the ropes in shock that it was almost over that quickly. The
two meet in the center of the ring and engage in a collar-and-elbow
tie-up to which Cena slips out of and drops Breakker to the mat with
a drop-toe hold. STF! Breakker quickly Army crawls himself to the
ropes, forcing Cena to break the hold. Breakker hops to his feet and
nods at the champion, giving him kudos.
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
And just like that, Tony, John Cena took his best shot at the
challenger, almost givin' us a quick ending to the opening bout here
tonight.
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
I don't blame these guys for throwing it all out there early on. You
know they're wanting to save their energy for the WrestleBrawl match
later on tonight.
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
We've only seen one match lose a match earlier in the night to go on
and win WrestleBrawl itself, and that was Raven in 2006. It's
possible, but you still don't want to lose this match regardless.
Cena charges at Breakker and hits him with a shoulder block that
barely rattles him. Cena leans into the ropes and goes for another,
but Breakker moves out of the way and hits the ropes himself. He
comes off them and pounds into Cena, staggering him back into the
ropes. Cena comes off the ropes, ducks a clothesline, and comes back
with a face plant bulldog variation. He stands over Breakker... "YOU
CAN'T SEE ME!" Cena hits the ropes, stops, dusts his shoulders off
and Breakker springs up! POWERSLAM! He picks Cena up and gives him a
hip toss, slinging him halfway across the ring!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
John Cena is used to being the strongest man in any match he's in,
but I think the youth of Bron Breakker is proving that to not be the
case tonight!
Breakker sees the advantage and quickly drags Cena up to his feet,
but Cena begins delivering stiff body blows to the ribs and gut of
Breakker, breaking his grip. Cena delivers a stiff right hand to
Breakker's jaw and then hits the ropes and springs off, SPRINGBOARD
STUNNER! ONE! TWO! TH- NO! The fans are LOSING it with all of the
haymakers being thrown here early on!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
My word, Nigel!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
This goes ta' show how important they view the Television
Championship while also wanting to gather some momentum for later
tonight! I haven't seen John Cena hit that Stunner in years! It's
ugly but effective!
Cena sits on the top turnbuckle waiting for Bron to get up to his
feet. Cena dives, going for the Famouser, but Bron catches him and
plants him down with a powerbomb! Bron picks Cena up and gives him a
short-arm clothesline followed by a belly-to-belly suplex! Bron goes
for the cover but Cena kicks out at one. Bron deadlifts Cena off the
ground in a standing suplex position, leaving him hoisted high in
the air. The fans begin counting as the seconds go by. At the count
of twenty-three, Breakker drops down to the mat, sending Cena down
hard. Breakker flexes and poses to the fans, who give him a huge pop
in return. He turns back to Cena, who ducks a right hand and hits a
sit-out back suplex! Cena hits the ropes, wasting no time, FIVE
KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! Cena grabs Breakker's right leg and Breakker pushes
him off, sending Cena through the top and middle ropes, crashing
hard on the outside!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
Neither man can get an advantage! Whoever wins this will simply be
the survivor!
Breakker exits to the apron and climbs up on the middle rope. Once
Cena is to his feet on the outside, Breakker dives, DIVING BULLDOG
FROM THE ROPES! Cena's head bounces off the pavement like a
basketball! Breakker picks Cena up and tosses him back inside,
quickly following him. One.. two.. kick out! Cena isn't finished
yet! Breakker deadlifts Cena off the mat into a Gutwrench Powerbomb!
Breakker again picks Cena up, OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY! Breakker
rolls Cena over to his belly and applies the Steiner Recliner dead
in the center of the ring!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Shades of his uncle! This move won Big Poppa Pump four SGW World
Championships!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
John's really in trouble here, Tony! If I'm him, I'm almost giving
it up to live to see the WrestleBrawl match in one piece!
Breakker screams at Cena to give up, but Cena keeps his eyes focused
on the ropes in front of him, refusing to give up. The fans are torn
at who they're cheering for, as the big moves and never-say-die
attitude of each have won them over. Cena manages to move a few feet
but Bron quickly clamps the move on tighter. Mike Chioda is right
there with Cena, waiting for the moment he gives up to call the
match. Cena manages to get his right arm free from the knee of
Breakker, and then his left arm! He grabs Breakker's grip and gives
it everything he has to get his hands away from his neck to give
himself some breathing room. Cena pushes off the mat and gets to his
feet with Bron on his shoulders!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
John Cena truly is a Superman! Look at this core body strength!
Cena falls backwards, landing on top of Breakker, breaking the hold.
The two men lie there, exhausted, as a "THIS IS AWESOME!" chant
breaks out.
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
I agree with these fans in Los Angeles! This truly IS awesome!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
No matter what happens here tonight, this is a star-making match for
Bron Breakker!
Slowly, each man gets to his feet and they begin trading right
hands, one after one. Cena ducks Bron's last punch and turns it into
a Blue Thunder Bomb- no! Bron flips out of it and clotheslines Cena
to the mat! Bron climbs the turnbuckle and waits. Cena is up and
Bron dives for the Bulldog, but Cena turns around and catches him on
his shoulders! ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT! Cena collapses on top of
Breakker with his arm stretched out wide - One.. two... three! John
Cena retains!
WINNER
& STILL CHAMPION
JOHN CENA via PINFALL in 11:11
[
Tony Schiavone ]
What a freaking match, man. Wow!
[ Nigel McGuinness
] If Edge wins here tonight and Solid Gold
continues, these two men are your future to build around. What an effort by each
of them, constantly giving the other their best shot. This wasn't your everyday
match, this was a fight!
[ Tony Schiavone
] Like you said, Nigel, it was about survival! John
Cena survived and retains his title. Now, the question remains, will they have
enough time to recover before WrestleBrawl?
Chioda hands Cena his Television Championship and Cena immediately leans over
the top rope to catch his breath. Breakker gets to his feet and kicks the bottom
rope in frustration. Cena walks over to him and whispers words of encouragement
in his ear and the two men shake hands, showing respect to one another for a
hard fought opening bout.
[ Nigel McGuinness
] John Cena is one of the favorites to win
WrestleBrawl, but if it's not him, I very seriously believe Bron Breakker is
your alternate pick with the way he showed out here tonight! Big move after big
move did he hit on the champion. For a rookie, he battled like a seasoned
veteran!
[ Tony Schiavone
] You run that match back and you'd have a
different winner. It could've went either way there. I'd love to see it again.
[ Nigel McGuinness
] It was suggested these guys give in early on to
save themselves for the WrestleBrawl match, but I truly think they went even
harder after the fact! They refused to cut corners and have elevated the
prestige of the Television Championship in the process!
Cena exits the ring, giving the stage to Breakker. Cena gives him a round of
applause from the outside, causing the fans to also applaud his efforts here
tonight. Breakker brushes them off, still visibly frustrated that he came out on
the losing side of things here tonight in the opening contest. Cena walks up the
ramp while rubbing the back of his neck, showing the aftermath of a hard hitting
contest. Finally, Bron does acknowledge the fans, waving to them before exiting
the ring himself.
The fans are still
buzzing as we head to the back.
Immediately, the excitement turns to boos as we're greeted by the
sight of Chris Jericho being dragged toward the rear exit by the
Harris Brothers. He fights against them with everything he's got,
shouting at the man standing behind them who appears to be paying no
mind to what's going on as he speaks to Billy Zane. Zane nods along
with every word and scribbles on a clipboard.
[ Chris
Jericho ]
This is ridiculous! You're kicking me out of the arena!? I don't get
to be in the WrestleBrawl match!? I demand an explanation, Double
Jerkass!
The Harris Brothers stop in their tracks. Jarrett, clad all in
black, looks annoyed. He stops speaking to Billy Zane and turns his
attention to Jericho.
[ Jeff
Jarrett ]
Why doesn't Chris Jericho get t' be in the WrestleBrawl match?
Because Chris Jericho let me down last month! I had plans for you,
you son of a bitch, and what happened? Not only did you let Adam
Cole get the better of ya', ya' did a damn sorry job of havin' my
back and that's why I ain't the world champion no more.
Jarrett points toward the door.
[ Jeff
Jarrett ]
Get his ass outta' here!
Seconds later, Chris Jericho is dragged outside and shoved in a
trash can. Chris Masters walks past, guiding a white horse. Nearby,
Ken Kennedy is rigging up what must be thousands of dollars in
pyrotechnics. Gene Snitsky lifts David Arquette up into a seated
position on his shoulder so that he can put the finishing touches on
some elaborate framework that will contribute to Jarrett's entrance
later tonight. Jeff Jarrett looks up and nods, satisfied.
[ Jeff
Jarrett ]
Lookin' good, Arquette
Arquette smiles with a twinkle in his eye.
[ David
Arquette ]
Thanks, Double J. It's an honor.
In the corner, sitting on an equipment storage crate, we see Hook
eating from a bag of chips and staring off in the distance. Scott
Steiner walks past him with a bundle of metal pipes slung over his
shoulder. He discards them on the floor, snorts, and then spits.
[ Scott
Steiner ]
I'm tired of fuckin' around with this grunt work bullshit! I'm more
than this, Jeff! I was a four-time world champion and you've got me
settin' up all your entrance shit like I'm some kinda' scrub! Like
I'm fuckin' Rob Conway or somethin'!
The camera pans over to reveal Rob Conway seated in a nearby chair,
tuning a golden guitar. Next to him, there's a dozen more guitars
just like it. Conway looks up at Steiner and lowers his sunglasses.
[ Rob
Conway ]
I'm sitting right here, brother.
[ Scott
Steiner ]
I know that, you dickless piece o' shit!
Steiner points at Conway.
[ Scott
Steiner ]
And what this fuckin' idiot doin' anyway? You got him tunin'
guitars!? Fuckin' why?! You're just gonna break all of'em anyway!
Conway shrugs and looks at Jarrett.
[ Rob
Conway ]
That's a fair question.
Jarrett removes his black cowboy hat and places it on a nearby
chair. He walks right up to Steiner and places his hand on his
shoulder.
[ Jeff
Jarrett ]
The Conman is tunin' those guitars for the same reason that you're
standin' here today, helpin' me see our dream all the way through,
Scotty... because I asked him to. If that ain't a good enough reason
for ya', I don't know what t' tell ya'.
[ Scott
Steiner ]
I don't see what any o' this shit matters. All that matters is that
you smash Edge tonight... bitch ass Adam Copeland, fuckin' nobody!
Crush him and end this shit once and for all.
Jarrett smiles and gives Steiner's shoulder a squeeze.
[ Jeff
Jarrett ]
It's all about the entrance, Scotty. Tonight's gonna be one for the
ages!
The horse makes a noise and there's a smell of manure.
[ Jeff
Jarrett ]
Kennedy, get a shovel and clean that shit up, would ya'?
Kennedy stands up and salutes.
[ Ken
Kennedy ]
Yes, SIRRRRRRRRRRRRR, Mister Double J!
Kennedy leaves the pyro unattended and grabs a nearby shovel,
walking off camera to help Chris Masters with the horse. Billy Zane
approaches Jarrett, appearing sheepish about interrupting him and
Steiner's conversation.
[ Billy Zane
] Jeff, the little people have arrived.
[ Scott
Steiner ]
Little people?!
[ Billy
Zane ] Do
you want me to send them straight to wardrobe?
[ Scott
Steiner ]
Fuckin' midgets?! Wardrobe?!
Jarrett smirks.
[ Jeff
Jarrett ]
I thought it'd be funny as hell to do a little throwback t' the old
days, Scotty. Back when men were men and took real shots at their
opponents in their promos. Ain't nothin' sent a message like beatin'
up a midget dressed like the guy you're facin'! I ordered six of'em!
[ Scott
Steiner ]
SIX MIDGETS!?
[ Jeff
Jarrett ]
Edge, Christian Cage, ol' Stinger, Stone Cold, Val Venis, and Vince
Russo!
[ Billy
Zane ]
It's gonna be hilarious.
[ Scott
Steiner ]
Back the fuck up, Billy Zane!
[ Jeff
Jarrett ]
It's all about the entrance.
Steiner isn't amused. Jarrett glares at him.
[ Jeff
Jarrett ]
What's wrong, Big Poppa? You wanna punt the Val Venis midget?
Steiner just stares at him.
[ Jeff
Jarrett ]
It'll make ya' feel better.
Steiner shakes his head.
[ Scott
Steiner ]
I don't fuckin' know. Maybe.
Jarrett nods, satisfied with that answer. He turns away from Steiner
and begins speaking to no one in particular.
[ Jeff
Jarrett ]
This is it... the biggest night in SGW history! The last night in
SGW history. Edge can spout off all he wants about beatin' me and
securin' the future o' the business... but the fact o' the matter is
this... I always win when it counts.
Jarrett picks up his cowboy hat and places it back on his head.
[ Jeff
Jarrett ]
He ain't beatin' me... he ain't handin' MY company over t' Syndicate
Sports. SGW belongs t' me 'n me alone... it exists today because of
my accomplishments and when I leave this business forever in a
couple hours, I'm taking it with me and there ain't nobody can stop
me.
Jarrett takes a deep breath.
[ Jeff
Jarrett ]
SGW exists because I allow it... and it's gonna end--
The corner of Jarrett's mouth twitches and a sinister grin begins to
form.
[ Jeff
Jarrett ]
--because I demand it.
Jarrett chuckles.
[ Jeff
Jarrett ]
Ain't I great?
[ Billy
Zane ]
Hell yeah, you are.
Jarrett turns his head and looks at Zane, disgusted.
[ Jeff
Jarrett ]
That was rhetorical, slapnuts.
Billy Zane's shoulders slump and he lurches off-camera. Jarrett
shakes his head. Hook crumbles up his bag of chips and tosses it
aside, then hops off the equipment box. Without saying a word to
anyone, he makes his way to the rear exit. The camera follows him
out. As soon as Hook makes it outside, he pulls his hood up over his
head. There's no telling what's going through his mind as he looks
around at his surroundings. Suddenly, we hear a voice from
off-camera.
[ Steve
Austin ] I
guess you got my messages.
Hook turns and faces Austin, already in his gear and ready for the
WrestleBrawl match.
[ Steve
Austin ]
Hell, son, guess kids these days don't know how t' answer a damn
phone.
Hook chews his gum, offering no answer.
[ Steve
Austin ]
Well, if ya' did, I coulda' prepared your ass better for what's
'bout t' go down.
Hook looks confused. Austin nods at someone behind him. Hook slowly
turns around and the camera reveals... RANDY ORTON! The live crowd
pops huge. Orton, in street clothes, looms over Hook, oozing
intensity. Hook raises an eyebrow, not comprehending what's going
on. Orton tilts his head and cracks his neck.
[ Randy
Orton ]
It's time we talked about your dad.
Hook's eyes hover toward the door to the arena. Orton shakes his
head.
[ Randy
Orton ]
No, not that piece of shit.
Hook looks down and pulls his hood back.
[ Randy
Orton ]
Your real dad. The one I murdered in 2006.
Hook looks up and meets Orton's gaze.
Fade.
REFEREE: Aubrey Edwards
| TIME LIMIT: 30:00
Aubrey Edwards holds up the
Twinstar titles and then passes them off to the timekeeper.
[
Tony Schiavone
] The
fate of the Twinstar championship belts all comes down to this!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
] Dakota
Kai's quest to become the ideal Twinstar champion comes to an end
tonight, one way or another. She will either defeat one of the
greatest SGW Women's Champions of all-time to become the sole
carrier of the championship belts or she will fall before Jinny
tonight and walk away with nothing!
Aubrey calls for the bell to
start the match. Jinny and Dakota Kai circle one another and then
tie up in the center of the ring. They struggle against one another
for a moment before Jinny takes over with a knee lift to the
mid-section and grabs a headlock. She wrenches it and Dakota backs
her into the ropes, shooting her off. Dakota follows her in and pump
kicks her right in the face on the turnaround! Jinny tumbles through
the ropes and lands on the apron before rolling to the floor,
staggering and then ending up leaned against the apron. Dakota
smirks and then hits the ropes, running full blast and flying
through the ropes... SUICIDE DIVE ON JINNY!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
] Dakota
Kai is pulling out all the stops!
[
Tony Schiavone
] She's
giving Jinny everything she's got and that's what it's gonna take to
defeat one of SGW's longest reigning champions!
Jinny is smashed back first
into the rail and Dakota lands on her feet. Before Jinny can fall to
the mat, Dakota grabs her by the hair and throws her under the
bottom rope, back into the ring. Dakota climbs onto the apron and
then ascends the turnbuckles. Jinny rolls out to the center of the
ring and Dakota flies... FLYING DOUBLE STOMP-- JINNY MOVES! Dakota
lands on her feet and rolls through! Jinny rolls back to her feet as
well! Jinny charges and goes for a clothesline but Dakota ducks it.
Jinny turns around and Dakota goes for a PUMP KICK! Jinny runs
underneath it. Dakota turns around and Jinny nails her with a
ROLLING WHEEL KICK! Dakota crumbles and Jinny covers! ONE! TWO!
DAKOTA KICKS OUT!
[
Tony Schiavone
] The
heart of Dakota Kai is undeniable!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
] Dakota
Kai does not give up easily. The road to this moment has been a long
and winding one. After becoming one half of the first Twinstar
champions with Tegan Nox, Dakota suffered a severe injury to her
head and neck which took her out of action for a time. There was
even a moment where we had no idea if we'd ever see the Captain of
Team Kick in the ring again. She will not go quietly into the night!
Jinny gets up and
immediately snatches Dakota off the mat, planting her with a snap
suplex! Jinny gets up and pulls Dakota up again, throwing her hard
into the corner where she falls into a seated position. Jinny flips
Dakota off and charges, nailing her with a cannonball senton! Jinny
recovers and pulls Dakota out of the corner by her ankle before
going to the middle rope. She drops a knee across Dakota's chest and
goes for a cover! ONE! TWO! DAKOTA KICKS OUT! Jinny immediately
begins throttling Dakota with both hands as Aubrey Edwards counts,
threatening to disqualify her! Jinny lets go at 4.99999 and then
mounts Dakota, cradling her head with one hand and punching away
with the other! Aubrey counts again and Jinny lets go, standing up
and stomping Dakota right in the mid-section. The fans boo loudly as
Dakota curls up in a fetal position. Jinny smiles and uses her boot
to force Dakota over, flat on her back. Jinny places her foot on
Dakota's throat and begins choking her! She lets go just before
she's disqualified and then leans down to snatch a handful of
Dakota's hair. Dakota comes alive and cradles Jinny out of nowhere!
ONE! TWO! THR-- JINNY KICKS OUT!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
] It can
happen that bloody quick!
[
Tony Schiavone
] She
was less than a second away from securing the titles!
Both women roll back to
their feet and Jinny charges at Dakota. Dakota drops and pulls down
the top rope, causing Jinny to tumble onto the apron and to the
floor! Jinny lands awkwardly on her feet and rushes to the
timekeeper's table. She grabs one of the Twinstar titles but turns
around into a running boot from Dakota Kai! Jinny flies over the
time keeper's table and disappears behind it as the fans cheer!
Dakota pushes the time keeper out of the way and flips the table!
She grabs Jinny by two handfuls of hair! She drags her on all fours
back to the ring and rams her head first into the steel steps! Jinny
falls into a seated position and Dakota charges... RUNNING SHOOT
KICK-- NO! JINNY MOVES! DAKOTA KICKS THE STEEL STEPS!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
] Good
God, did you hear that impact?!
[
Tony Schiavone
] She
might have broken her own leg!
Jinny immediately gets back
to her feet and snatches Dakota's leg before she goes down. DRAGON
SCREW LEG WHIP! Dakota clutches her knee and cries out in pain!
Jinny grabs Dakota's leg and rams it repeatedly into the steps
repeatedly. With Dakota incapacitated, Jinny walks back to the time
keeper's table and picks up one of the Twinstar titles from the
floor. Aubrey immediately snatches the title out of Jinny's hand,
refusing to let her use it as a weapon. Aubrey turns her back to get
rid of the title and check on Dakota Kai, allowing Jinny to turn
around and find that a fan in the front row, wearing a Rey Mysterio
mask and a Los Bloodline hoodie has picked up the other Twinstar
title! Jinny sneers and goes to snatch the title away from them!
They hang onto the belt and Jinny pulls them over the rail and into
the ringside area! Jinny turns around and eyeballs Dakota Kai as
Aubrey checks on her knee. However, behind her, the person in the
Rey Mysterio unmasks to reveal--
[
Tony Schiavone
] It's
SKYE BLUE!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
] What
is Skye Blue doing 'ere!? Is she here to help Jinny or--
Jinny hears the crowd
reaction and slowly turns around... SUPERKICK FROM SKYE BLUE! Jinny
goes down and the titles flies through the air, going through the
ropes and landing in the ring! Skye Blue pushes Aubrey Edwards aside
and helps Dakota to her feet, shoving her under the bottom rope!
Seconds later, she pulls Jinny to her feet and throws her under the
bottom rope as well! Skye Blue pounds on the apron and shouts at
Dakota to get up and finish it! With tears of pain rolling down her
face, Dakota uses the ropes to get back to her feet. She posts up in
the corner, favoring her knee. Jinny slowly gets back to her feet
and Dakota musters up everything she has left to charge across the
ring!
[
Tony Schiavone
] Here
she goes-- OH NO!
Dakota's knee buckles under
her and she flails forward, straight into position for... THE STYLE
CLASH! She rolls Dakota over! ONE! TWO! THRE-- DAKOTA KICKS OUT! The
fans pop huge! Jinny can't believe it! She pulls Dakota up to her
feet and sets her up for the Acid Rainmaker! Skye Blue climbs onto
the apron and Jinny approaches her, talking trash! Dakota Kai uses
what little strength she has left to charge at Jinny-- NO! JINNY
MOVES! Dakota Kai collides with Skye Blue, sending her flying off
the apron! Aubrey leans through the ropes to tell Skye Blue to stay
off the apron, allowing Jinny to grab the championship and WAFFLE
Dakota with it! She covers! Aubrey turns around! ONE! TWO! THREE!
WINNER
JINNY via PINFALL in 8:18
The fans erupt in boos as Jinny rolls off
Dakota and grabs the championship belt. Moments later, Aubrey presents her with
the other one and she remains on her knees, watching Skye Blue check on Dakota
Kai.
[
Tony Schiavone
] What a
devastating outcome for Dakota Kai.
[
Nigel
McGuinness
] It
begs the question of what may happen next for the Twinstar titles.
Jinny finally stands up with a
championship belt hanging from each hand. She approaches them as Skye helps
Dakota up into a seated position. Dakota looks knocked loopy, but furious...
frustrated, perhaps. Jinny holds up one of the titles and looks it over before
glaring at Dakota Kai and nodding.
[
Nigel
McGuinness
] Is
that... respect I see on the face of Jinny?
[
Tony Schiavone
] I... I
don't know, buddy! But I don't like it!
Jinny drops one of the titles in Dakota's
lap, then tosses the other at Skye Blue, almost knocking her down from her
kneeling position. The fans don't know what to make of it as Jinny exits the
ring and walks to the back.
[
Tony Schiavone
] What
does this mean? Jinny just handed the titles to Dakota Kai and Skye Blue. Are
they the champions now?
[
Nigel
McGuinness
] That
certainly appears t' be the case. Some bizarre sign of respect for the hard
fought battle, I believe. Amazing. Truly, anything can happen at WrestleBrawl!
Dakota Kai and Skye Blue look down at
their titles as we fade to black.
Tink-tink-tinkTINKtinkta-tink-tinkTINK-tink-TA-tink-TINK
The camera follows as pristine white ping pong balls rattle around
off a gold roll cage, the sound of them plinking off the cage and
one another providing ambient noise opposite the interested
murmuring of the crowd in Los Angeles. As the shot zooms out
further, we catch a glimpse of the person operating the roll cage –
none other than Maria Kanellis!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Nigel, look! It’s Maria Kanellis! She’s a former SGW General
Manager!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
Please don’t make me think about Maria or the horrors she has
wrought upon my life, Tony. The job she has tonight is thankfully
neither general manager nor interviewer, but operator of this roll
cage to provide numbers to the participants in tonight’s
WrestleBrawl contest.
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
SURELY she’ll be a great fit for this job, Nigel! I mean, what in
the world could go wrong?
Neither man speaks as Maria stares vacantly into the mess of white
ping pong balls before noticing the camera and quickly
repositioning.
[ Maria
] Oh, poo! I wasn’t ready! Hello
friends! I’m soooOoOoOo glad to see you, even though I’m not REALLY
seeing you because all I see is a camera and the room I’m in!
Television is cray cray, though – who knows how all that works! :S
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
…Lord of hosts.
Maria stops spinning the cage and lifts both hands, excited,
allowing the lights in the room to glimmer against the sequins and
shiny thread of her gold dress. Before she can speak again, the door
to the room opens and her eyes quickly cut to the person entering.
[ Maria
] Oh, WOW! It’s Johnny Gargano!
Sure enough, Johnny Wrestling steps confidently into the room and
shakes Maria’s hand with a smile. He gestures at the roll cage and
Maria spins it for a few seconds.
[ Johnny
Gargano ]
Miss Maria, it’s a treat to see you. I’m hoping you can help me with
finding out where I’ll enter in WrestleBrawl?
[ Maria
] Of course I can, Johnny Wrestling
Gargano! I love your full name, it’s so unique and special, just
like my full name – Maria Louis Kanellis! Well, technically it’s
Mary Louis Kanellis, but that’s my REAL name! Know what I mean?
Johnny smirks and nods, laughing to himself gently and winking at
Maria.
[ Johnny
Gargano ]
I know exactly what you mean.
Maria stops rolling the cage and fiddles with the door, which is on
the front of the round cage, allowing two balls to roll out onto the
table.
[ Maria
] AWWW, SHOOT! :[ My balls fell out!
[ ? ? ?
] Woof.
Am…am I interrupting something?
The fans’ in attendance laughter quickly turns to a pop as the
camera pans to reveal ‘Hangman’ Adam Page walking into the room with
a slight smile on his face. Gargano meets his energy and nods
confidently, then non-verbally signals at the pair of balls on the
table, neither number visible somehow. Page and Gargano reach at the
same time, taking the ball closer to the other before smirking and
checking their entry numbers.
[ Maria
] Well, that worked out just great –
like me when I’m at the building named after that guy Jim. Jim
Curves! He knows how to treat a woman right!
[ ? ? ?
] Speak of the devil and I appear!
From the opposite side of the room, QT Marshall approaches in a
navy-blue track suit with red and white piping on the collar,
sleeves, and side of the pants. Marshall’s shit-eating grin is
particularly indulgent on feces this evening, and he turns over his
shoulder to watch as Anthony Ogogo approaches, coolly staring down
both Gargano and Hangman as he stops beside Marshall. His track suit
bottoms match Marshall’s, but the top is nowhere to be seen as Ogogo
has opted for a large towel over the back of his head and shoulders.
[ QT
Marshall ]
It’s great for SGW to allow you both such a grandiose and
prestigious opportunity tonight – you’ll both have the luxury of
making history by losing to Anthony Ogogo as he debuts and stakes
his claim as the greatest athlete in the history of this company!
Both Gargano and Hangman take a moment to meet Ogogo’s gaze – the
Guv’nor is nonplussed with either man or the situation in general
and instead focuses on the golden roll-cage. QT quickly notices his
client’s interest in the situation at hand and refocuses.
[ QT Marshall
] Alright, you moron, enough with the
staring and drooling over there! Let’s give Anthony Ogogo his number
and move along with our lives, huh?! I’ve given both Hangman Page
and Johnny Gargano the biggest boon their careers will ever enjoy
tonight, and just being in the same room with Anthony Ogogo is doing
more for their value than they could ever manage alone!
[ Hangman
Adam Page ]
Don’t talk to Maria like that, QT Marshall – she didn’t do anything
to you.
[ Johnny
Gargano ]
Yeah, that’s not a good look for your first night in SGW.
[ QT
Marshall ]
Oh yeah?! And what would you know about a good look for a first
night in SGW, Johnny?! What third-class Marvel bullshit are we
cosplaying as this evening, huh?!
Marshall smirks as Hangman looks at Gargano’s attire for the
evening.
[ Hangman
Adam Page ]
I ain’t the most brushed up on none of that, but…looks like Captain
America from where I’m standin’. Hardly third-class, he’s been in
like ten of them movies.
Gargano nods at Page then looks across the room at Ogogo.
[ Johnny
Gargano ]
You got it, Hangman – Captain America. Pretty convenient, I think,
huh, Guv’nor?
Ogogo’s icy gaze hasn’t moved from Johnny’s face. He nods and lifts
an eyebrow slightly before Gargano nods assuredly. QT Marshall
smirks, unimpressed with Hangman or Gargano.
[ QT
Marshall ]
Yeah, sure, Captain America. Whatever. And you, Hangman, you think
your stupid little tee shirt and tight-ass jeans with the embroi—
[ Maria
] I AM NOT A MORON!
The entire room’s attention turns to Maria, whose face is pressed
into a puffy pout. Marshall blinks hard, processing.
[ QT Marshall
] Alright, only took you thirty minutes
to process that comment, but we’ll move along and hopefully, even
you can get this one, Maria, but Hangman Page, nothing about you
intimidates me! And nothing about you could EVER intimidate Anthony
Ogogo, you hear me, pal?!
Hangman gestures with his hand at Ogogo and scoffs at Marshall.
[ Hangman
Adam Page ]
But you aren’t in the match, are you, pal? Guess that’s a ‘you’
problem. Why don’t you let your boy pick his spot and quit runnin’
that damn mouth already?
QT’s face washes over with red as Ogogo gestures to Maria and she
turns the roll cage over a few times, opening the hatch. Anthony
Ogogo looks towards the cage and reaches inside, plucking out a ball
and flicking it to Marshall, who bobbles it a time or two, but grabs
it tight.
[ QT
Marshall ]
Hah! SEE THAT?! Anthony Ogogo isn’t afraid of you losers! He doesn’t
care what number he drew because he’s going to win no matter what!
Marshall takes a look at the ball in his hand and snorts, laughing
aloud.
[ QT Marshall
] YES! Maria, you empty-headed little
twit, you should be thanking your lucky stars you gave The Guv’nah a
good number or I would have had to knock you out of this company for
good!
[ Maria
] Hey! >:( That’s not true, I’m in AT
LEAST one other segment after this one!
Marshall rolls his eyes and refocuses on Ogogo, patting him on the
shoulder and pointing arrogantly at Gargano and Hangman.
[ QT Marshall
] Maria, we’re all stupider for having
listened to you speak. Gargano, I hate to spoil the comic book, but
the hero dies tonight, and Hangman, son, the only cowboy shit you’ll
be gettin’ in tonight may as well be the cowpie you just stepped in
with THIS MAN – THE GUV’NAH! Boys, I’d tell you it’s been fun, but
that’d be a lie, and I’d wish you luck, but that’s just a waste of
breath, because, well, when Anthony Ogogo is involved, there’s only
three things that happen.
Marshall smirks and bobs his head over his shoulder at Ogogo before
shaking the ball in his hand towards the two men.
[ QT
Marshall ]
…he hits. He strikes. He wins.
Marshall begins cackling and steps forward, getting right into
Gargano and Hangman’s faces. Marshall snarls cockily, but Hangman
pops forward, unintimidated, and QT quickly flinches back, nearly
falling to the ground! The crowd pops huge as Ogogo steadies
Marshall and the pair leave the room. Hangman pats Maria on the
shoulder as Gargano shakes his head left and right.
[ Johnny
Gargano ]
We’ll see about that, huh?
Hangman nods, looking just as confident as ever as Maria’s face
scrunches, confused again.
[ Maria
] Wait, why is his name ‘Cutie?!’ I
know I’ve got a weird name, but that’s just plain LYING!
Hangman and Gargano both look away, unsure of how to proceed in the
conversation as we fade from the scene.
REFEREE: Rick Knox
| TIME LIMIT: 30:00
After being on the receiving
end of a beatdown in Mexico City, The Imperfect 10s brought the fire
to match the Spectral Envoy right from the opening bell, giving
referee Rick Knox all he can handle in this Solid Gold Wrestling
World Tag Team Championship match!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Woo-wee, we’re off to the races, Nigel! This one is electric from
the opening bell!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
Rightfully so, too! Consider the Spectral Envoy put the ENTIRE tag
division on notice at the Death of SGW event and now, they’ve got a
chance to prove they’re the best from the jump!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
The Imperfect 10s may have something to say about that, though!
From the jump, The Envoy focus on Spears, dumping him to the floor
before focusing on the less-experienced member of the 10s, Pres10
Vance! Frightmare whips Vance into the ropes, but Hallowicked steps
in, intercepting the dashing Vance with a sick Rydeen Bomb – but
he’s not done! – ‘Wicked rolls Vance backwards and there’s
Frightmare, applying the crucifix – and driving him down into the
canvas! Tomb Raider! Cover’s maintained – but Vance is out between
one and two!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
Excellent for Vance to kick out so early, that will send a message
to the challengers and to the great and devious UltraMantis Black on
the floor!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
UltraMantis Black scares me a bit, Nigel – he’s incredibly
intelligent and knows how to push the Spectral Envoy towards the
cosmic levels of success this world cannot afford!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
Maybe so – but the Imperfect 10s are FAR from transitional champions
or easy to defeat – they’ve held these championships for literal
YEARS this month!
Hallowicked maintains the edge on Vance, keeping him grounded while
applying the pressure to his neck and upper back. Vance dodges a
double chop and stuns Wicked with a dropkick while Spears knocks
Frightmare from his apron and slides in for a double team maneuver!
Vance applies a waistlock, but rushes towards his partner – lung
blower! – Vance keeps the waistlock and twists the Nightmare Warrior
outward – RIPCORD CUTTER! Hallowicked ate the canvas and Vance
covers – ONE! TWO! NO!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
OH! I thought that was it, Nigel! What a combination there from the
champions!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
Their teamwork was a hot-topic of discussion for a while into their
reign, but this is a well-oiled machine – IMPERFECT or not!
Spears tags in and keeps the pressure on the larger half of the
Spectral Envoy before lifting him and rushing to the corner for an
attack, but ‘Wicked slingshots over and steps off the middle rope
with a flush kick to Spears’ face! Hallowicked whips Spears to the
Envoy corner and pops him to the top rope before tagging out to
Frightmare – Hallowicked crosses Spears’ arms – ICONOCLASM! Spears
flips off the top rope and to his back, but Frightmare’s right
there, backflipping through the air and landing knees-first on
Spears!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
OH LORD! Frightmare calls that one KNEECOLEPSY!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
They’re not done, either!
Frightmare takes Spears by the head and tags BACK out to ‘Wicked,
who quickly scoops Spears into a fisherman suplex lift – and DOWN
INTO A SIT-OUT SPINEBUSTER! The Graveyard Smash! ONE! TWO! THR—NO!
Shawn Spears kicks out at the last possible second! UltraMantis
cannot believe it on the floor, shaking his insect head before
brandishing his staff at Rick Knox, imploring he “slaps the mat in a
proper cadence moving forward!” Hallowicked tags out to Frightmare,
who waits, stalking Spears from the top rope. When Spears rises,
Frightmare flies – RIGHT INTO A STIFF PUNCH! Frightmare is dazed,
but Spears pops him to his shoulders and down, neck-first across the
knee! Spears covers him – ONE! TWO! THR—NO! Frightmare is the one to
break the cover at the last possible second! After a moment, the
action breaks down again when Frightmare slides under a Shawn Spears
lariat attempt, quickly sweeping his leg! Frightmare is up and
quickly backflips –
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
KNEECOLEPSY INCOMING!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
OH! OH! RIGHT TO THE KNEES!
Spears rolls out of the way of the blow and instantly hooks
Frightmare’s wounded leg – it’s the Sharpshooter! Spears wrenches
back as UltraMantis begins screaming for Frightmare to fight – the
smaller member of the Envoy reaches the bottom rope – but Spears
pulls him back to the center, not willing to relinquish the hold!
Frightmare tucks his shoulder and head under, disrupting Spears’
center of gravity, then plants his foot up, into his chin – and both
men are down!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
We’re at critical mass, Tony!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
The SGW World Tag Team Championships hang in the balance of this
moment – which man can get their fresh partner into the ring
quicker!
Spears rolls, looking through cobwebs for Vance, while Frightmare
uses his hands and elbows to scratch and claw closer to UltraMantis’
screams in the Envoy corner. Hallowicked’s hand is outstretched, but
Pres10 Vance’s is too! Spears and Frighmare reach as far as they can
and –
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
DOUBLE TAG! It’s a fresh start!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
But all four men are somehow houses of fire, Nigel! It’s still
anybody’s ballgame!
Pres10 Vance charges directly towards Frightmare, who ducks his
clothesline and crosses the ropes – but Vance is redirecting towards
his own set of ropes! Frightmare and Vance collide in center-ring,
both men rolling out of the double-cross-body block and towards a
corner. Following fisticuffs, Hallowicked ducks a clothesline and
waffles Spears with a huge backhand blow to the nose! Hallowicked
lifts Spears to his shoulders, but the tag champion scuttles off his
back and connects with a big forearm shiver, then shoves ‘Wicked
away and into the far ropes! Turning around, The Nightmare Warrior
dashes across the ring and thrusts his foot high into the air for a
Yakuza kick –
But Spears ducks! – and
Hallowicked soars over the top rope, colliding with UltraMantis!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Spears moved out of the way! He’s still up and going, but
UltraMantis Black is helping Hallowicked up now!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
Something has to be done here!
Pres10 Vance notices Hallowicked doing his best to stand up and make
it back into the ring, but quickly scales the turnbuckles and dives
with a flip senton, crashing into both the Nightmare Warrior and
UltraMantis Black! Back inside the ring, Frightmare leaps from the
top rope, hoping to eliminate The 10s and win the championships, but
Spears catches the smaller member of the Envoy on his shoulders and
INSTANTLY drops him with a sickening Death Valley Driver! There’s a
collective pop and groan around the Crypto.com Arena! Vance scurries
into the ring and into the cover as Referee Knox slides into
position and counts the one, two, three.
WINNERS & STILL CHAMPIONS
THE IMPERFECT 10s via PINFALL in 9:09
Black screams in anguish on
the floor as Hallowicked slides back into the ring, unable to accept
the match is over! Hallowicked checks on Frightmare as Spears and
Vance collect their titles and celebrate.
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
The Imperfect 10s have retained against all odds again, vanquishing
the brutal Spectral Envoy after what was an impressive and
unforgiving debut one month ago in Mexico!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
The Imperfect 10s are truly making a case for being the number one
tag team in the HISTORY of SGW!
We fade out on a shot of the 10s holding up their titles.
Leaving the
ringside area, the camera quickly cuts to the back where D-Von
Dudley stands in front of a door and gives it a quick knock. The
door opens and Edge is behind it, looking pleased to see him.
[ Edge
] What’s up, D?
[ D-Von
Dudley ]
You wanted me to let you know if Cody made it to the arena.. He
hasn’t.
Edge sighs and nods in understanding.
[ Edge
] Okay, thanks for letting me know.
Edge shuts the door. Now inside the locker room, Edge pulls out his
cell phone and begins dialing. Christian walks into view of the
camera and joins his brother, looking equally concerned.
[ Christian
Cage ]
Nothing, huh?
[ Edge
] Doing a welfare check on a former
World Champion is always a lovely thing to do on the night of a big
show.
After a few rings, the line is picked up on speaker phone. A
deflated voice comes from the other side of the phone.
[ Cody Rhodes
] Hey, Edge.
[ Edge
] Cody? Where in the world are you,
man? It’s WrestleBrawl. It’s a big night. I need you here to have my
back with Christian and the guys against Jarrett's crew.
[ Cody
Rhodes ]
I’m sorry. Truly. I’m not coming tonight.
Edge’s jaw drops. He can’t comprehend what Cody is saying.
[ Cody Rhodes
] Honestly? I’m ashamed that I let
everyone down in Mexico. Them wiping out my brother and Stephen,
forcing Brandi to count the three count.. I just can’t show my face
in front of the fans or the boys for what happened. I had a lot of
people relying on me and I let them all down. I let you down.
[ Edge
] You’re crazy, Cody. It was, like,
one-on-fifteen or something! You did the best you could. No one
could overcome those odds!
[ Cody
Rhodes ]
I’m sorry I’ve put you in this situation tonight, Edge. You’re
having to fight in a triple cage for control of the company when I
could’ve stomped this guy out once and for all had I done my job.
Cody cuts Edge off before he can respond.
[ Cody
Rhodes ]
Good luck tonight, man. I know if there’s anyone out there who can
do it, it’s you. When you beat Jeff, tell Syndicate to take
everything good about SGW and focus on that. A fresh start is good.
As for me, I just need some time. Thanks for everything.
Click.
[
Christian Cage ]
That match really took a heavy toll on him.
[ Edge
] Even more of a reason to finish this
fight.
The scene fades.
REFEREE: Paul Turner
| TIME LIMIT: 30:00
The fans in Los Angeles are
split evenly between the two women vying for the SGW Women’s
Intercontinental Championship through their entrances and the early
goings of the match. Kacy Catanzaro’s attempts to use her speed and
edge in the technical game she can find were moderately successful,
as were Nia Jax’s attempts to plow through Kacy with her size and
strength advantages.
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
Fresh off the challenge of knocking off one of the most decorated,
tenured women in Solid Gold Wrestling history in Hyper Misao, Kacy
Catanzaro now much tangle with another of the same ilk – Los
Bloodline’s Nia Jax!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Absolutely, Nigel! Nia Jax is a former number one contender to all
the championships she’s eligible for, as well as being a former SGW
Twinstar Champion with the aforementioned Hyper Misao – perhaps most
importantly though, she is *NOT* like most girls!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
I think this is more important, Tony – look!
Nia scores, countering a corkscrew crossbody by catching Kacy out of
the air and planting her with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker for two!
After glaring at Paul Turner for a few beats, Nia lifts Kacy off the
mat and squeezes, wrenching her in a nasty bearhug! Kacy struggles
for a moment, then bell-claps Nia’s ears! And again! The hold is
broken! Kacy quickly leaps to the second rope and dives – tornado
DDT! The champion covers – one! Two! TH—NO! Nia Jax kicks out!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Beautiful DDT from Kacy Catanzaro, but Nia Jax won’t be put away
that easily! She’s clearly been working out with the other members
of Los Bloodline and that has to be toughening the already
double-tough Nia Jax!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
Fair enough – but our Women’s Intercontinental Champion is no
pushover, either – she’s on the move!
Catanzaro leaps, vaulting over the ropes and scores with a
headscissors takedown! The champion rolls and springs off the
interior ropes -- but Nia moves! Kacy takes the impact to the spine,
and Nia quickly scoops her off the mat, powerslamming her violently!
Catanzaro takes refuge in the corner, but the Los Bloodline member
growls, roaring out loud:
[ Nia Jax
] IT’S FEEDING TIME!
And she’s off – BIG HIP ATTACK IN THE CORNER! Kacy is stunned! Nia’s
off again – HIP ATTACK! Nia lifts her opponent from the mat – SAMOAN
DROP! COVER! ONE! TWO!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Oh no! It’s feeding time, Nigel!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
Indeed it is, Tony. Nia very nearly booked an appointment with Leva
Bates for a quick name-etching in the history books! She must press
this advantage – here comes Kacy!
Catanzaro fires up, forearming Nia and baiting her into position for
a neckbreaker! Kacy quickly dashes over – corkscrew splash! ONE! NIA
KICKS OUT! Kacy breathes out heavily and pumps her fists again,
building her support in the building and pointing to the top
turnbuckle! Catanzaro scoots up to the highest point in the ring and
pauses, waiting a moment before leaping off the ropes – SOMERSAULT
LEGDROP! – But Nia moves! Kacy splats on the canvas again, and this
self-inflicted damage gives Nia time to push off the canvas and
stomp Catanzaro in the sternum. Nia plucks Kacy off the mat and
begins taunting her, out of the range of the ring microphones. After
a moment of holding Catanzaro’s head in her hands, Nia delivers a
sickening headbutt! Kacy is dazed – and Nia positions her for
another big blow!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
THIS COULD BE IT – Nia is looking for a powerbomb, piledriver,
SOMETHING devastating here!
Nia lifts Kacy up – Tony’s right, there’s a powerbomb incoming! –
NO! – Kacy forearms Nia in the head and rotates, re-settling in the
classic chicken-fight formation before lifting her arms up and
popping the fans in LA! Kacy shifts her weight and rolls forward,
pulling Nia down with her and keeping the challenger’s legs held
tight – ONE! TWO! THRE—NO!! NO! Nia kicks out!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
No! You can see the shock on Kacy’s face!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
She’s shocked!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
The victory roll earned Catanzaro the SGW Women’s Intercontinental
Championship in Mexico City and very nearly cemented her first
successful title defense, but She Unlike Most Girls was able to kick
out!
Catanzaro closes her eyes tightly, shaking her head and fighting the
realization she may not be able to put Jax away – but suddenly, just
as Nia stands to her feet, Kacy’s entire demeanor changes! Her eyes
narrow, almost bloodthirsty, and she pulls up on the middle rope,
running across the ring and planting Nia with a John Woo dropkick to
the chest! Nia flies backwards and smacks into the turnbuckles, then
stumbles out – but Catanzaro springboards out and missile dropkicks
Nia RIGHT in the nose! Jax turns and falls on her face on the
canvas, but rather than pin her opponent, Kacy ascends to the top
rope and snarls at Nia!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Nigel, this is…this is a bit scary, right?
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
Kacy’s behavior has absolutely shifted!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
OH GOD, HERE SHE GOES –
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
LORD IN HEAVEN, DOUBLE STOMP TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Kacy just
stomped right on the base of the neck and the back of Nia Jax’s
skull!
The audience groans collectively as Kacy forces Nia onto her back
and hooks both legs angrily as Paul Turner counts ONE-TWO-NO! NIA
JAX KICKS OUT! Kacy can't believe it! Nia Jax struggles back to her
feet and advances on Kacy, pinning her against the corner and
delivering a DEVASTATING FACE BREAKER PUNCH! Kacy collapses and Nia
Jax drags her into the center of the ring. Kacy is completely
unconscious so there's absolutely no need for it... but Nia Jax
drops a LEG DROP ON HER HEAD ANYWAY! She remains in place as the
referee counts! ONE! TWO! THREE!
WINNER
& NEW CHAMPION
NIA JAX via PINFALL in 7:39
The fans cheer loudly as Nia
Jax gets back to her feet, favoring the back of her head. Paul
Turner presents her with the SGW Women's Intercontinental
Championship. Nia Jax looks down at it and holds it over her head to
a big pop.
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
Nia Jax has finally done it! She's earned her first singles
championship in SGW!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
I really hope Nia Jax isn’t seriously injured! What a disgusting
blow, that seemed so out of left field for Kacy! It's a miracle that
she was able to rally back and become the champion!
Nia Jax stands over the fallen Kacy Catanzaro and holds up the
championship belt as we fade out.
The rattling
of ping pong balls inside of a golden cage fill our ears as Maria
valiantly cranks the handle, mixing them up. She’s in a glittery
silver dress and bright red lipstick compliments the look. As Chad
Gable takes his ball and walks out, Shawn Spears and Preston Vance,
the SGW Tag Team Champions, walk into the room, their turn to draw
their entries for WrestleBrawl.
[ Shawn
Spears ]
What are you doing here?
[ Maria
] I work here!
[ Shawn
Spears ]
…No.. No you don’t.
Maria nods in confirmation.
[ Maria
] I was in charge once. I hired Alf!
She continues.
[ Maria
] I was a great interviewer! I asked
all of the hard questions.
Maria then displays the spinning ball rack, looking as proud of it
as if it were her own child.
[ Maria
] Now I’m playing with balls! Yay me!
[ Shawn
Spears ]
You do know what you just said, right?
[ Maria
] Oh! Whoops! Tee hee! I talked dirty.
Shame on me!
Spears has had enough of all of this. He snatches the first ball
that rolls out of the cage and his head drops.
[ Shawn
Spears ]
Oh hell no, no way..
He turns to Vance and hands him the ball.
[ Shawn
Spears ]
This one’s yours, buddy! My pleasure.
Vance looks down at the number and crushes it in his hand. Spears
cracks a big smile and slaps Vance on the chest.
[ Shawn
Spears ]
Go get ‘em, big man!
Spears snatches another ball and looks even more displeased with it
than the one before.
[ Shawn
Spears ]
TEN?!
[ Maria
] Yay for the irony!
Maria flashes the “ten” fingers at Spears, who throws the ball down
on the ground and stomps on it.
[ Shawn
Spears ]
That gimmick is old already.
Interrupting is another participant coming into the room to draw his
number. The identity of the competitor is hidden thanks to a black
sweatshirt with the hood flipped up over his head, a pair of
sunglasses covering his eyes, and a black and white bandana covering
his mouth.
[ Maria
] Oh noez, please don’t rob us!
She throws her hands up in submission.
“Howdy, ma’am. I’m Adam Page here to
draw my number, little doggie.”
[ Maria
] Hangman, you can’t draw twice! You
were in here earlier!
[ Shawn
Spears ]
You’re definitely not Hangman.
[ Hangman
Page ]
QUIET YOU!
[ Shawn
Spears ]
“Hangman,” you sure do sound different.
[ Hangman
Page ] Ah,
uh, I have a cold. That’s why I’m wearin’ the bandana. It also
disguises my identity when I go out and do cowboy shit.
He gives Maria a thumbs up.
[ Hangman
Page ]
Definitely one of my catchphrases that only I say and no one else
would copy.
[ Maria
] Something just doesn’t add up with
you, mister!
“Hangman” goes to grab a number but Maria grabs his hand, stopping
him in the process. She quickly yanks down the bandana and rips the
sunglasses off of his face, revealing that it is NOT Adam Page, but
instead, it’s CHRISTIAN CAGE! Maria drops her jaw in shock!
[ Maria
] Gasp!
[
Christian Cage ]
How dare you violate my personal space like that?!
[ Maria
] Christian! How could you try to sneak
your way into WrestleBrawl like this?! You tried taking a spot away
from a new SGW signee and that’s mean!
[
Christian Cage ]
You’ve been a thorn in my side for sixteen years, Maria! You cost me
my World Championship, annoyed the hell out of me, and now this!
Christian shows off a massive-sized golden belt buckle.
[
Christian Cage ]
I even bought this stupid belt buckle to help disguise myself and
you ruined it all in like five seconds! Dammit!
Christian looks at Shawn Spears with a snarl on his face.
[
Christian Cage ]
What number did you get, kid?
[ Shawn
Spears ]
Ten.
[
Christian Cage ]
Of course you did.
He shakes his head.
[
Christian Cage ]
Freakin’ mark.
[ Shawn
Spears ]
Trust me, I don’t want it.
Christian’s eyes light up as an opportunity arises.
[
Christian Cage ]
Look, let’s be real here.
He slings his arm around Spears’ shoulders.
[
Christian Cage ]
We both know you’re not going to win. And don’t try to cut me off
with one of those “But Christian, it’s WrestleBrawl, ANYTHING can
happen!” pleas. No. No it can’t.
Christian reaches into his pocket and offers Spears a folded up $20
bill.
[
Christian Cage ]
Take this and go get some Wendy’s or something. Live large and have
a good night while I have my WrestleBrawl moment. That's FOUR Biggie
Bags, kid. Two for you, one for Vance, and one for your mom when you
get back home. Have I mentioned how cool I think your mohawk is?
Every grown ass adult should have one.
[ Shawn
Spears ] I
don’t know whether to be insulted by the small amount of cash you
offered or the fact you don’t think I’m going to win WrestleBrawl.
[
Christian Cage ]
Wait, do YOU think you’re going to win the WrestleBrawl match?
Spears shrugs.
[ Shawn
Spears ] I
mean, I have a better shot at it than you. You’re not even in the
damn match.
Spears scoffs at the sight of Christian.
[ Shawn
Spears ]
Idiot.
Spears makes his way to the exit, but stops himself and walks back
to Christian.
[ Shawn
Spears ]
And even if I don’t win the match, I’ll just continue piling on to
the record for the longest Tag Title reign in SGW history.. A record
you’ll never have again in this lifetime. I guess Preston and I
might just go down as the greatest team in SGW history. How cool
would that be?
Spears walks out with Vance following him. Christian flips over a
nearby table, causing stuffed animals belonging to Maria to fly in
the air. Maria looks on in horror.
[ Maria
] If you wanted a spot in the match,
all you had to do was ask, Christian! You’re an owner of SGW and
make the rules! You could have even had Chris Jericho’s spot! He’s
not been seen in months. You didn’t have to hurt Mr. Bear and his
friends!
[
Christian Cage ]
Give me Jericho’s spot then!
[ Maria
] Never! I’m going to let the first
person who walks through that door have the 30th entry into
WrestleBrawl and I hope he wins!
Both Christian and Maria look to the doorway. After several seconds,
no one comes through.
[ Maria
] It’s usually less dramatic on
television.
[
Christian Cage ]
We’re literally on television right now.
Maria looks at the camera.
[ Maria
] Hi mom!
She continues waving until Preston Vance comes walking back into the
room and Maria throws her arms in the air.
[ Maria
] Yay! Congratulations! You’re in
WrestleBrawl!
Vance looks at Maria with a confused look.
[ Preston
Vance ] I
know?
He bends down and picks up the remains of his crushed ping pong
ball.
[ Preston
Vance ] I
forgot which number I had and came back for the ball.
As quickly as he appears, Vance exits. Maria huffs, blowing the hair
out of her eyes.
[ Maria
] Maybe Chris Jericho wasn’t booked for
WrestleBrawl and it was all a misunderstanding anyway? I DUNNO!
[
Christian Cage ]
Maria.. I’m about to lose..
Christian punches a hole in the wall! His fist is driven several
feet through the drywall, almost elbow-deep. He pulls his arm out of
the crater he’s created, with it now covered in debris.
[
Christian Cage ]
..My frickin’ mind!
He shows her his white dust covered fist, his face is blood red, and
veins in his neck throb with his heartbeat.
[
Christian Cage ]
I hate you. I hope Edge wins, we sell SGW to Syndicate Sports, and
people like you are never seen again. You, Tucor, that time John
Travolta was the Higher Power, Edge and I losing to Demolition, and
this segment.. The Mount Rushmore of the worst moments in SGW
history.
Christian kicks the door open and storms out, leaving Maria and the
ping pong ball machine all alone. She pouts and lowers her head.
[ Maria
] And Christian Cage was never seen in
SGW again. Yay! Go me for running him off!
Maria jumps in the air, clapping her hands with her mood changing at
the drop of a hat. The cameras switch back to ringside.
We fade up
on a shot of Kayla Braxton in the middle of the ring. The fans are
buzzing with anticipation as she looks around at them with a knowing
smile on her face. Finally, after a few seconds, she raises the
microphone and begins to speak.
[ Kayla
Braxton ]
Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time... for the WRESTLEBRAWL MATCH!
The fans pop huge.
[ Kayla
Braxton ]
The rules are as follows... two men begin the match. Every two
minutes, another competitor will enter the match. Eliminations can
only occur by throwing your opponent the top rope where both feet
must touch the floor!
Everyone is standing. They already know the rules. They're ready to
get this thing started.
[ Kayla
Braxton ]
Once all twenty-nine opponents have been eliminated, the last man
standing will be the Solid Gold Wrestling Triple Crown WORLD
champion!
The fans begin chanting "HOLY SHIT!"
[ Kayla
Braxton ]
Now... allow me to introduce the man who will enter at NUMBER ONE!
"Here to Show the World" hits and the fans cheer loudly! Dolph
Ziggler emerges from the back with the SGW Triple Crown World
Championship around his waist. He stands on the stage and looks out
at the fans before unsnapping the title from around his waist and
looking down at it.
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
There he is... the world champion!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
]
And what a long and winding road he has ahead of him, Tony. This man
potentially saved Solid Gold Wrestling last month by defeating Jeff
Jarrett to become the new champion... but he was rewarded by being
forced to defend his championship against twenty-nine other men here
tonight at WrestleBrawl!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
It's easy to see why he may feel some resentment toward the rest of
the SGW roster and maybe even the fans! His title reign is in
jeopardy tonight and he doesn't even have to be involved in the end
of the match!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
]
Entering at number one severely lowers his chances of making it to
the end. I feel obligated to mention that he did win the sixty-man
Most Excellent Even Bigger WrestleBrawl match from Saudi Arabia, but
those entrances were accelerated and the talent pool wasn't exactly
what I'd call... top notch. Experience is experience but this is a
whole 'nother animal, Tony!
Ziggler climbs into the ring and goes corner to corner, holding up
the championship. He hops down and hands off the championship belt
to Aubrey Edwards at ringside. Ziggler remains in the corner and
cracks his neck, hopping in place, getting ready to face the
gauntlet. His music cuts and the fans quiet down.
[ Kayla
Braxton ]
And now, the man who drew NUMBER TWO!
"Rebel Heart" hits and the fans erupt! Johnny Gargano walks out onto
the stage with Candice LeRae. He looks around at the fans with a
smile on his face. She gives him a kiss on the cheek and then turns
around and walks through the curtain. He begins making his way down
to the ring.
[
Nigel
McGuinness
]
Johnny bloody Wrestling is here!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Oh MY goodness! One of the most exciting talents in the business
today! If there's anyone who could match Dolph Ziggler blow for blow
in resilience and tenacity, it's this man right here!
Gargano climbs into the ring and eyes Ziggler before going corner to
corner and discarding his entrance top. Gargano stands across the
ring from Ziggler, amped up, visibly excited, ready to go! Ziggler
stares across the ring at Gargano, unenthused but appearing laser
focused. All four referees are standing on different sides of the
ring for maximum coverage. As the camera slowly zooms in on the
championship belt resting on the time keeper table, Aubrey Edwards
calls for the bell to begin the match!
REFEREE: Aubrey, Mike, Rick, &
Paul | TIME LIMIT: No Time Limit
As soon as the bell rings,
Ziggler runs full blast across the ring at Gargano! Gargano meets
him in the middle with a clothesline attempt but Ziggler ducks it
and hits the ropes! ZIG-ZAG ON GARGANO-- NO! Gargano brushes off the
attempt and Ziggler lands flat on his back! Ziggler rises to his
knees-- SUPERKICK FROM GARGANO! Ziggler sells back to his feet and
Gargano throws him over the top rope! Ziggler catches himself with
one hand and one foot brushes the floor but he quickly pulls himself
up and rolls back under the bottom rope!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
]
Good God, we were almost guaranteed a new champion within SECONDS of
the opening bell!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Truly anything can happen in the WrestleBrawl match!
Gargano approaches Ziggler and goes to pull him off the mat but
Ziggler comes alive and grabs a handful of Gargano's tights. He
pulls him forward, causing him to tumble through the ropes and onto
the apron! Ziggler springs back to his feet and grabs Gargano by the
head, pulling him halfway through the ropes-- DRAPING DDT! Gargano
seesaws on the middle rope and Ziggler rises to his feet, shouting
"GET UP, MOTHER FUCKER!" before SUPERKICKING Gargano right in the
side of the head! Gargano tumbles forward back into the ring.
Ziggler grabs Gargano by either side of his head and tries to fling
him over the top rope but Gargano hangs onto the top rope and fires
away, elbowing Ziggler in the mid-section until he staggers away
from him. Gargano falls to one knee and catches his breath as the
timer counts down from ten!
NUMBER
3
BRON BREAKKER
Bron Breakker explodes from
the back and runs straight down to the ring!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
]
Bron Breakker! What unfortunate luck for Ziggler and Gargano!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Bron Breakker is an amazing athlete, but who knows what he has left
in the tank after that knockdown drag out fight with John Cena
earlier tonight! He hasn't much of a break at all!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
]
A break? What are you talking about, Tony? A competitor like Bron
Breakker is built to go all night long!
Breakker slides into the ring and immediately catches a charging
Dolph Ziggler with an OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Ziggler flies
over the top rope and barely catches himself! Before Bron can take
advantage of Ziggler's vulernable position, Gargano tries to catch
him with a superkick! Breakker catches Gargano's ankle and pulls him
in... T-BONE SUPLEX ON GARGANO! Breakker stands up and rages out,
pounding his chest and-- SUPERKICK OUT OF NOWHERE FROM ZIGGLER!
Breakker staggers back into the corner and Ziggler follows him in,
climbing onto the middle rope and raining down punch after the
punch! The fans count along until they reach ten... and Breakker
dumps Ziggler over the top rope and onto the apron! Ziggler
frantically tries to find his footing and Gargano leaps onto the
middle rope, punching away at Breakker as well! The fans count
along... until Breakker walks out with him and POWERBOMBS HIM right
in the center of the ring!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
]
Bron Breakker is on bloody fire!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Dolph Ziggler has got to slow down! He's nearly been eliminated
three or four times already!
Bron looks out at the fans with wild eyes and turns around just in
time to catch a charging Dolph Ziggler and turn him inside out with
a STEINERLINE! Ziggler lands all on his head and neck as the fans
begin counting down from ten!
NUMBER
4
PRESTON VANCE
There's a strong mixed
reaction as Preston Vance walks out onto the stage and cracks his
knuckles, then flexes as hard as he can!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
]
Preston Vance! One half of the tag team champions and the powerhouse
of the Imperfect 10s!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
He could be a dark horse candidate to go deep in this thing, Nigel!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
]
You can never underestimate the unchecked strength of a man like
Preston Vance!
Preston Vance climbs into the ring and immediately goes face to face
with Bron Breakker! They stare each other right in the eyes,
trembling with intensity! The fans begin buzzing, ready to see what
these two men will do to one another! Finally, Vance hauls off and
nails Breakker with a big chop! Breakker snorts and spits, then
looks down at his reddening chest. Breakker looks down at his hand
and then nails Vance in the chest as hard as he can! Vance doesn't
back down! They both begin exchanging chops until their chests are
wrecked! Finally, the chops turn into big right hands! It's an all
out brawl between the two biggest guys currently in the ring!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
It's breaking loose!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
]
Everyone in this match needs to learn to bloody pace themselves!
Gargano and Ziggler come out of nowhere and jump on the backs of
Vance and Breakker! Vance dumps Ziggler over his shoulder and onto
the apron! Ziggler scrambles to remain on the apron and jams his
thumb into Vance's eye! Breakker hooks Gargano's head and plants him
with a BACKPACK STUNNER dead in the center! Ziggler dashes across
the apron and climbs the turnbuckles! He leaps from the top...
DOUBLE AXE HANDLE TO BRON BREAKKER-- NO! BREAKKER CATCHES HIM! BELLY
TO BELLY SUPLEX! The timer counts down from ten!
NUMBER
5
POWERHOUSE HOBBS
The fans boo loudly as
Powerhouse Hobbs walks out onto the stage with a sneer.
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Oh... my... goodness! It's POWERHOUSE HOBBS!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
]
This match just became a big man's game! What will happen when
Powerhouse Hobbs meets Preston Vance and Bron Breakker!?
Hobbs slowly climbs into the ring, not keeping his eyes off of Bron
Breakker. Preston Vance, still favoring his eye, approaches Hobbs.
Hobbs, Breakker, and Vance meet in the center of the ring. Hobbs
smiles and then boots Vance in the stomach! Breakker steps forward
and nails Hobbs with a headbutt! Hobbs staggers back into the ropes
and Bron charges... STEINERLINE! NO! Hobbs ducks it and Ziggler
comes out of nowhere to dump Bron over the top rope! Bron lands on
the apron and quickly regains his footing, grabbing Dolph around the
head and SUPLEXING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! Ziggler fights like crazy
and manages to fall away from Bron, landing BEHIND HIM! Ziggler
hangs on to Bron's waist and Bron doesn't know what to do! He hangs
onto the top rope with one hand while trying to wrench Dolph's hands
free from around his waist! Bron sees Hobbs and Vance begin duking
it out, getting closer and closer, before he finally says screw it
and pulls himself through the middle rope and back into the ring
with Dolph on his back!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
THAT! WAS! CLOSE!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
]
What a situation to find yourself in, Tony. Bron Breakker's
inexperience is showing. No veteran of the sport would've tried a
suplex to the outside from that position! He could've easily cost
himself and Dolph Ziggler the match!
Bron and Dolph lie on the mat, relieved. Hobbs ducks a punch from
Vance and hoists him onto his shoulder... RUNNING POWERSLAM! Hobbs
springs back to his feet and immediately gets nailed with a SHOTGUN
DROPKICK from Johnny Gargano! Hobbs staggers back into the corner.
Gargano follows him in with a running clothesline and goes for a
BULLDOG out of the corner but Hobbs hangs on and hoists Gargano
up... BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX! The fans boo as Hobbs gets up and sets
his sights on Breakker. However, as Breakker gets up to his feet,
the buzzer sounds!
NUMBER
6
TORU YANO
Toru Yano appears on the
stage to a big pop! He has a huge smile on his face as he begins
making his way down to the ring, seemingly unfazed by the human
wreckage going on inside!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
]
Toru Yano has arrived, though I'm not sure how eager he should be to
get in the ring with the men already inside!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Yano and his partner, Tomohiro Ishii, picked up a huge win last
month. After having their celebration ruined by the Spectral Envoy,
you would think he'd be eager to make a statement tonight!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
]
That's... that's not what Toru Yano is all about, Tony.
Yano walks up the steps and spends too much time playing to the fans
on the apron, allowing Powerhouse Hobbs to grab him by the hair and
drag him over the top rope and into the ring! Before Hobbs can take
advantage of the flailing Yano, Bron Breakker comes out of nowhere
and nails him with a clothesline to the back! Breakker and Hobbs
trade clubbing blows as Yano scrambles away on all fours... straight
into a GUT WRENCH SLAM FROM PRESTON VANCE!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Look at the strength of Preston Vance!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
]
He lifted him clear off the mat with zero effort!
Vance flexes and descends on Yano to continue the punishment but--
ZIG ZAG OUT OF NOWHERE ON PRESTON VANCE! Vance rolls to the apron
and Ziggler celebrates hitting his finish... only for Yano to come
alive and dump Ziggler over the top and onto the apron! Ziggler
hangs on with one hand! One foot touches the floor! Yano doesn't
take advantage because he's spending too much time by pointing at
his temple, showing everyone how smart he is! Ziggler pulls himself
back onto the apron and rolls under the bottom rope! He springs back
to his feet... ZIG ZAG ON TORU YANO! Ziggler remains on his knees
and cries out in victory as the buzzer sounds again!
NUMBER
7
MATT JACKSON
Matt Jackson appears on the
stage, drawing massive heat. He gestures for the fans to cry about
it as he makes his way down to the ring and then places one knee on
the apron, staring through the ropes at the action inside the ring
before he makes the leap.
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Matt Jackson is being extra cautious. Clearly, he's wanting to make
sure this run in SGW counts after how the last one fizzled out!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
]
Both Young Bucks have always good at plotting and planning,
politicking if you will. He's gonna hold off until the moment is
just right!
Seconds later, Matt Jackson crawls through the ropes and positions
himself behind Dolph Ziggler. Ziggler slowly gets up as Jackson
gestures for him to stand! Ziggler turns around... SUPERKICK ON
DOLPH ZIGGLER! Ziggler goes down! Johnny Gargano is back to his
feet-- NO! SUPERKICK ON JOHNNY GARGANO! Powerhouse Hobbs ducks a
clothesline from Bron Breakker and clotheslines him over the top
rope! Breakker lands on the apron and Hobbs turns around-- SUPERKICK
ON POWERHOUSE HOBBS!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Superkicks for EVERYONE!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
]
What an idiot! He should've let Hobbs eliminate Bron Breakker!
Breakker climbs through the ropes and charges at Matt Jackson!
STEINERLINE! NO! SUPERKICK ON BRON BREAKKER! Matt Jackson begins
sizing up Preston Vance as he struggles back to all fours. However,
before Vance can get upright, the timer begins ticking down from
ten!
NUMBER
8
SAMOA JOE
Samoa Joe emerges from the
back with his towel around his neck. He glares down at the ring and
begins heading that way as the fans begin chanting "JOE'S GONNA KILL
YOU" over and over! Joe tosses the towel into the crowd and casually
walks up the steps.
[
Nigel
McGuinness
]
Samoa Joe, the SUBMISSION MACHINE himself is here!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
One month ago, he took CM Punk to the limit. Tonight, he looks to
become the new SGW world champion! If anyone can do it, it's this
man right here!
Samoa Joe climbs into the ring and immediately catches a charging
Matt Jackson with an STJOE! The fans pop huge! Joe sees Preston
Vance on all fours and charges... RUNNING BACK SENTON ON VANCE! Joe
rolls straight back to his feet. Toru Yano is up and begins begging
off Joe... and receives a SHOTGUN DROPKICK FOR HIS TROUBLE! Joe gets
back to his feet and snatches up Dolph Ziggler off the mat. He
hoists him up onto his shoulder and runs him hard into the
turnbuckles. He puts Ziggler in a seated position on the top
turnbuckle and hooks him... MUSCLE BUSTER ON DOLPH ZIGGLER-- NO!
SPEAR FROM POWERHOUSE HOBBS! JOE AND ZIGGLER BOTH CRASH AND BURN!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
]
Good lord, someone has to be hurt!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
I'm not sure who got the worst of that one, Nigel! Joe or Dolph!
Hobbs gets up and pulls Ziggler to his feet, casually throwing him
over the top rope! Ziggler catches himself and immediately rolls
back under the bottom rope. Hobbs pulls Samoa Joe back up and lifts
him up into a fireman's carry position. The fans gasp at the
strength of Hobbs... but Preston Vance comes out of nowhere and
boots Hobbs right in the face, causing Joe to land on his upperbody!
Vance is standing tall as the fans begin counting down with the
timer again!
NUMBER
9
NICK JACKSON
It's Nick Jackson! The fans
erupt in boos as he explodes from the back and runs to the ring!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
The Young Bucks are united! This could spell disaster for the rest
of the men in the match!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
]
They're the first tag team partners to be in the ring at the same
time, affording them a significant advantage. It'll be interesting
to see if they can make the best of it!
Nick slides into the ring and helps Matt to his feet. Powerhouse
Hobbs struggles back to his feet and the Bucks are waiting on him--
DOUBLE SUPERKICK ON HOBBS! Ziggler charges at them and walks right
into a DOUBLE SUPERKICK, TURNING HIM INSIDE OUT! Johnny Gargano
comes alive and ascends the turnbuckles. He goes for a flying
crossbody-- NO! HE'S DOUBLE SUPERKICKED OUT OF THE AIR! Preston
Vance charges at them with a double clothesline! They duck it and
catch him on the turnaround with a DOUBLE SUPERKICK! Toru Yano is
up-- DOUBLE SUPERKICK! Samoa Joe is up-- DOUBLE SUPERKICK! Bron
Breakker is up-- DOUBLE SUPERKICK! EVERYONE IS DOWN BUT THE YOUNG
BUCKS!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
]
IT'S A BLOODY SUPERKICK PARTY!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
The Young Bucks are back and they're back in a big way!
The Bucks strike a pose, drawing massive heat, then turn their focus
to Preston Vance and begin putting the boots to him as the timer
begins counting down!
NUMBER
10
SHAWN SPEARS
Shawn Spears charges out
from the back to a big pop!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
It's.... SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARS!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
]
He's on his way to help his partner!
Shawn Spears slides under the bottom rope and immediately boots
Dolph Ziggler in the side of the head on his way to nailing Matt
Jackson in the back with a big forearm! The impact sends Matt
Jackson face first into the middle turnbuckle. He pulls Nick off of
Vance and tosses him over the top rope! He catches himself on the
apron and Spears helps Vance to his feet just in time for Nick to
leap onto the top rope and fly! DOUBLE CROSSBODY-- NO! THEY CATCH
HIM AND DROP HIM ON THE MAT! They turn around and immediately nail a
charging Matt Jackson with a double clothesline!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
]
The Imperfect 10s are showing why they're one of the best tag teams
in Solid Gold Wrestling history!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
The Young Bucks might have picked a fight they weren't quite ready
for!
With Matt Jackson down, the Imperfect 10s turn around and--
SUPERKICK ON PRESTON VANCE! HE GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR!
The fans erupt in boos!
ELIMINATED
PRESTON VANCE
[
Tony Schiavone ]
Just like that, Preston Vance is gone!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
] The
first elimination has been registered by Nick Jackson!
Nick Jackson has eliminated
Preston Vance! Shawn Spears immediately boots him in the stomach and
brings him in for a POWERBOMB-- NO! MATT JACKSON KIPS UP AND PULLS
NICK JACKSON DOWN! He lands on his feet and they nail Shawn Spears
with a DOUBLE SUPERKICK! He staggers back into the ropes an the
Bucks charge... DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE TO THE FLOOR!
ELIMINATED
SHAWN SPEARS
[
Nigel
McGuinness
] Now,
that is a statement! The Young Bucks have eliminated both members of
one of SGW's most influential tag teams!
[
Tony Schiavone ]
Indeed-- wait, look out! From behind--
Both Bucks wave bye-bye and
blow him a kiss before-- TORU YANO SNEAKS UP AND DUMPS THEM BOTH--
NO! THE BUCKS COMPLETELY NO-SELL THE ATTEMPT! They turn around and whip Yano
around, pushing him against the ropes... DOUBLE SUPERKICK TO YANO! He flies over
the top rope to the floor!
ELIMINATED
TORU YANO
[
Nigel
McGuinness
] Just
like that, Toru Yano is gone!
[
Tony Schiavone ]
I bet Yano wishes the Stone Pitbull was already in
the ring!
The Young Bucks have huge smiles on their
faces as they turn around... INTO A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE FROM POWERHOUSE
HOBBS! They're gone!
ELIMINATED
THE YOUNG BUCKS
[
Tony Schiavone ]
The ring was beginning to fill up and, just like that, five men are
gone!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
] You
must be aware of your surroundings at all times in the WrestleBrawl
match, Tony! All times! Elimination lurks around every corner!
The fans erupt in boos and
the timer begins counting down!
NUMBER
11
CHAD GABLE
The fans boo loudly as Chad
Gable emerges from the back with Otis and Kurt Angle!
[
Tony Schiavone ]
The Alpha Academy has arrived, making their debut on the grandest
stage of them all!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
] From
what I understand, they were a late entry into the match. Either
way, they will be a force to be reckoned with. Chad Gable is one of
the best workers in the entire world... being mentored by an
undisputed legend in this business, Kurt Angle!
Gable slides under the
bottom rope and immediately goes after Powerhouse Hobbs! Hobbs
no-sells the attack and nails Gable with a big right hand! Before
Hobbs can capitalize, Otis slides under the bottom rope and knocks
him down with an AVALANCHE ATTACK! Gable and Otis put the boots to
Hobbs, then pull him back up. Gable feeds Hobbs to Otis, who hoists
him up and plants him a FALLAWAY SLAM! Hobbs rolls to the apron!
Otis gets up and lifts Gable onto his shoulder, torpedoing him onto
Dolph Ziggler on the mat! Otis beats his chest and shouts "OHHHH
YEAH!" before turning around into a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX FROM BRON
BREAKKER!
[
Tony Schiavone ]
THE STRENGTH OF BRON BREAKKER! SHADES OF HIS UNCLE!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
] Bron
Breakker has taken such a beating throughout this match, I'm shocked
he had enough left in the tank to lift the massive Otis!
Otis rolls to the apron
where he's collected by Kurt Angle and rushed to the back. Chad
Gable nails Bron Breakker with a basement dropkick as soon as he
gets back up, then gets dropped by a SUPERKICK from Johnny Gargano!
Gargano tosses Gable over the top rope, but he catches himself.
Before Gargano can capitalize, he's whipped around and nailed with a
big open hand slap from Samoa Joe! Joe runs Gargano into the corner
and hoists him up... MUSCLE BUSTER ON JOHNNY GARGANO! Chad Gable
darts across the apron and climbs the turnbuckle. He flies... and
gets caught by POWERHOUSE HOBBS! Hobbs dumps Gable over the top rope
again! Gable hangs onto the top rope, pulling it down! Dolph Ziggler
charges and dumps Hobbs over the top to the floor, drawing a gasp
from the fans!
ELIMINATED
POWERHOUSE HOBBS
[
Tony Schiavone ]
The Powerhouse is gone!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
] What a
run he had! What a shocking elimination! This match is CHAOTIC,
Tony!
Dolph Ziggler pumps his fists, celebrating having eliminated someone
as the buzzer sounds!
NUMBER
12
FRIGHTMARE
Frightmare emerges from the
back and the fans boo loudly. UltraMantis Black accompanies him onto
the stage and whispers something in his ear before turning around
and returning to the back. Frightmare cracks his knuckles and
charges toward the ring!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
] The
Envoy fell short in the tag title match earlier tonight but
Frightmare is looking to score big in the WrestleBrawl match!
[
Tony Schiavone ]
Anything can happen, I guess!
Frightmare slides under the
bottom rope and immediately boots the celebrating Dolph Ziggler
right in the back of the head! Dolph goes down, but before
Frightmare can capitalize, Samoa Joe comes out of nowhere with a
SHOTGUN DROPKICK! Frightmare is sent flying into the corner and
lands in a seated position! Samoa Joe pumps his fists, JACKED, and
turns right around into a SPRINGBOARD SHOULDERBLOCK FROM CHAD GABLE!
Gable springs back to his feet and charges... CANNONBALL SENTON IN
THE CORNER TO FRIGHTMARE! Gable rolls back to his feet and rushes
over to Dolph Ziggler! He pulls Ziggler to his feet and tries to
throw him over the top rope... but Ziggler catches himself on the
top and elbows away at Gable's mid-section, cutting him off!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
]
Dolph Ziggler is proving himself a master of minding his
surroundings!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
These near eliminations are giving me fits!
Bron Breakker returns to his feet and charges up behind both men,
DUMPING THEM BOTH OVER THE TOP ROPE! Ziggler and Gable land on the
apron and regain their footing! Bron approaches and catches a
forearm from Gable! Bron shakes it off and approaches again,
receiving a forearm from Ziggler! Bron staggers out and Gable leaps
onto the top rope... SPRINGBOARD-- NO! Ziggler grabs him by the
ankle and yanks him down... THEN SUPERKICKS HIM ON THE APRON! Gable
goes down hard but has enough ring awareness to roll under the
bottom rope! Ziggler looks pissed but gets over and it leaps onto
the top rope himself! SPRINGBOARD-- NO! BRON BREAKKER SPEARS ZIGGLER
OUT OF MID-AIR! THE FANS EXPLODE! Breaker pounds on his chest and
drags his thumb across his throat before pulling Ziggler back up to
his knees... LOW BLOW FROM ZIGGLER! Bron goes down as the fans begin
counting down from ten!
NUMBER
13
REY MYSTERIO
Rey Mysterio launches out of
the stage to a giant pop! Aaliyah and Angela Mysterio appear on the
stage to wish him well and he gives them a hug before sending them
to the back. He rushes to ringside as the fans cheer loudly!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
]
It's Rey Mysterio! Easily one of the most exciting competitors in all of SGW!
[ Tony
Schiavone ] Los
Bloodline represent!
Mysterio slides under the bottom rope and Dolph Ziggler charges at
him, only to catch a drop toe hold! Ziggler falls into the ropes and
Mysterio charges... 619! Ziggler sells out to the middle of the ring
and Mysterio climbs onto the apron! He leaps onto the top rope...
AND DROPS THE DIME ACROSS THE BACK OF ZIGGLER'S HEAD! Mysterio rises
to his feet, soaking in the cheers... and Frightmare clobbers him in
the back! The fans boo loudly as Frightmare goes to work, mounting
Mysterio and pummeling away at him with lefts and rights!
[ Tony
Schiavone ] That damn
Frightmare! He's a menace!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
]
He's a hell of a talent, and as new as he is to SGW audiences, he knows that
knocking off Rey Mysterio will get him and the Spectral Envoy noticed. Imagine
if he wins the WrestleBrawl match itself!
Frightmare continues pummeling away and just as it looks like he
won't stop-- BAM! SUPERKICK FROM JOHNNY GARGANO! Frightmare goes
down and Gargano steps through the ropes, gesturing for Frightmare
to get up! Frightmare slowly gets up and Johnny vaults over the top
rope... ONE LAST BEAT ON FRIGHTMARE! Rey Mysterio gets up to one
knee and Gargano goes for another SUPERKICK but Mysterio catches his
boot and stands up. Mysterio whips Gargano around by his ankle but
Gargano uses his momentum to nail Mysterio with an ENZIGURI out of
nowhere! Gargano is the last man standing in the ring as the time
counts down!
NUMBER
14
MATT SYDAL
Matt Sydal charges out from the
back and runs straight to the ring to a big pop!
[ Tony
Schiavone ] Here comes
Matt Sydal and he has his sights set on the championship!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
]
He's one of the most exciting talents in the company, Tony. He made his return
at The Death of SGW, thwarting Jimmy Havoc's attempt to murder Cathy Kelley, and
he's riding that wave of momentum into this championship opportunity!
He slides under the bottom rope and immediately catches Gargano with
a wheelbarrow bulldog! Gargano rolls to the apron! Bron Breakker
recovers and charges, going for a STEINERLINE but Sydal catches him
and plants him with a CRUCIFIX BOMB! Samoa Joe rises from the mat
and walks right into a boot to the stomach... STUNDOG MILLIONAIRE ON
SAMOA JOE! Sydals springs back to his feet and points at the
turnbuckles to a big pop! He climbs and flies in one fluid motion!
SHOOTING STAR PRESS ON SAMOA JOE!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
]
Shooting star press! He got bloody all of it!
[ Tony
Schiavone ] Matt Sydal
is truly one of the most explosive competitors I've ever seen!
Matt Sydal grabs Joe by either side of his head and tries to get him
off the mat. As Sydal struggles to eliminate Joe, Rey Mysterio
dropkicks him in the back! Sydal stumbles forward into the ropes!
Mysterio runs... 619! NO! Sydal catches Mysterio's knees and shoves
him back out onto the apron! They exchange forearms from across the
ropes before Sydal snatches Rey and tries to suplex him into the
ring! Mysterio blocks it and lifts Sydal for a suplex... but Sydal
knees his way out of it and drops back to his feet... then nails
Mysterio with an ENZIGURI! Rey falls onto the apron and Sydal grips
the top rope, using it for leverage to push Rey off the apron.. but
Rey won't budge!
[ Tony
Schiavone ] It's gonna
take more than that to eliminate Rey Mysterio!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
]
Correct you are, Tony. Matt Sydal will have to put in far more work than that to
eliminate a superstar of Rey Mysterio's caliber!
Sydal continues putting the boots to Rey... until Chad Gable comes
out of nowhere and grabs Sydal around the waist... CHAOS THEORY!
Sydal lands all on his head and neck! Gable scrambles back to his
feet and rushes toward the fallen Sydal-- NO! ZIG ZAG ON GABLE OUT
OF NOWHERE! Ziggler rises to his feet and turns around just in time
to catch a charging Rey Mysterio! He flings Rey Mysterio over the
top rope and onto the apron! Mysterio catches himself and prepares
to springboard back into the ring-- SUPERKICK FROM ZIGGLER! MYSTERIO
IS GONE!
ELIMINATED
REY MYSTERIO
[
Tony Schiavone ]
WOULD YA' LOOK AT THE HEIGHT ON THAT SUPERKICK! REY MYSTERIO IS GONE!
Ziggler falls to his knees
and rests against the ropes as the timer counts down!
NUMBER
15
"HANGMAN" ADAM PAGE
The fans explode as "Hangman"
Adam Page steps out onto the stage with a beer bottle in his hand.
He takes a drink from the bottle and tosses it aside as he begins
stomping toward the ring, high-fiving fans all the way down!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
]
"Hangman" Adam Page has arrived!
[ Tony
Schiavone ] This man
could win the whole thing!
Adam Page climbs onto the apron and eyeballs Frightmare as he slowly
gets up to one knee. Once Frightmare is up, standing on spaghetti
legs, Hangman launches over the ropes... BUCKSHOT LARIAT ON
FRIGHTMARE! The impact turns Frightmare inside out and Hangman Page
wastes no time in yanking him off the mat and tossing him straight to
the floor!
ELIMINATED
FRIGHTMARE
Page turns around and
immediately catches a charging Ziggler, back body dropping him over
the top rope! Ziggler barely catches himself on the top rope,
dangling! One foot touches the floor! Adam Page attempts to
capitalize but he's attacks from behind by Johnny Gargano! Gargano
and Page trade forearm blows until Hangman gets the advantage,
hitting Gargano so hard that he spins out and staggers into the
center of the ring! Ziggler rights himself on the apron as Page
advances on Gargano... and catches a superkick in the chin! Page
staggers backward and collides with Ziggler, knocking him off the
apron again! Ziggler hangs on for dear life!
[ Tony
Schiavone ] Dolph is
hanging on by a thread!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
]
He has GOT to get back inside! The champion is less than an inch from
elimination!
Page rebounds off the ropes and nails Gargano with a ROLLING ELBOW,
turning him inside out! With Gargano down, Page turns around to
finish off Ziggler but finds himself face to face with Samoa Joe!
Joe and Hangman go nose to nose! The fans are going nuts... and they
begin trading blows like men possessed! Joe suddenly open hand slaps
Hangman across the face, causing him to spin out. Joe ducks down and
scoops him up from behind... ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP RIGHT IN THE
CENTER! Joe gets straight back to his feet and immediately catches a
charging Matt Sydal with an ST-JOE! The fans are going wild as Samoa
Joe walks a circle around the ring. Unknown to him, Ziggler is
righting himself on the apron. He eyes Joe and leaps onto the top
rope... SPRINGBOARD-- NO! SAMOA JOE JUST CASUALLY WALKS AWAY AS
ZIGGLER CRASHES AND BURNS!
[ Tony
Schiavone ] Samoa Joe
just shrugged off the champion's attempt at a high risk maneuver! This is his
moment to capitalize!
The fans ERUPT as Ziggler writhes on the mat! Joe shakes his head,
disappointed as the timer begins counting down!
NUMBER
16
RICKY STARKS
Ricky Starks walks out onto the stage and
strikes his pose!
[ Tony
Schiavone ] The debuting Ricky Starks! I hope he's prepared to go it
alone with Powerhouse Hobbs having already been eliminated!
Ricky Starks sprints down to the ring and slides inside. He immediately goes
face to face with Samoa Joe... but rather than fight Joe, he turns and boots
Matt Sydal in the ribs! The fans boo loudly as Starks snatches Sydal off the mat
and plants him straight down into the mat with the ROSHAMBO! Sydal lands high on
his head and neck and then sells back to his feet! Wobbling around on spaghetti
legs, Ricky Starks flings him straight over the top rope to the floor!
ELIMINATED
MATT SYDAL As
Starks watches to make sure Sydal is gone for sure, Samoa Joe attacks him from
behind! Joe whips Starks around and hoists him up onto his shoulder. Starks
rights back but Joe runs him into the corner. Joe struggles for a MUSCLE BUSTER
but Starks fights him off and then boots him in the face! Joe staggers out of
the corner and turns around into a leaping Ricky Starks! HURRICANRANA ON SAMOA
JOE! Joe lands and rolls to the apron.
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Samoa Joe has underestimated the ability of Ricky Starks!
[
Nigel McGuinness ]
Ricky Starks is a game changing talent, Tony. He's the kind of competitor that
you can hang the future of your company on. Samoa Joe is no slouch, but he's got
to get it together if he hopes to win this match!
Ricky Starks gets back up and looks
around the ring, amped up and looking for his next target! Dolph Ziggler pushes
himself back up and pounds on his chest, shouting at Starks to bring it on!
Starks shows no fear and charges, only for Dolph to drop and pull down the top
rope! Starks flies over the top rope and lands on the apron! Starks rights
himself and Ziggler tries to punch him down-- NO! Starks blocks the punch and
delivers one of his own before dashing across the apron and climbing the
turnbuckles! Ziggler staggers out and Starks flies... BLOCKBUSTER ON ZIGGLER!
Starks springs back to his feet and sees Bron Breakker returning to his feet.
Starks runs at him... LEAPING ENZIGURI ON BREAKKER!
[ Tony
Schiavone ] Ricky
Starks is making a statement loud and clear!
[ Nigel McGuinness
] Indeed, he is! But he's got to start throwing
some of these men out or all of this effort is for nothing!
Johnny Gargano is up and Starks stalks him, sizing him up! Gargano turns around
and Starks boots him in the stomach... ROSHAMBO-- NO! Gargano slips out and
SUPERKICKS Starks in the knee! Gargano steps through the ropes and stands on the
apron... ONE FINAL BEAT ON STARKS! Gargano is beat to hell and back but he's
standing tall as the timer ticks down!
NUMBER
17
WADE BARRETT
Gargano puts both hands on either side
of his head, looking on in shock as Wade Barrett makes his entrance. Barrett
wears a smug grin as he makes his way down to the ring slowly and methodically.
[ Nigel McGuinness
] There he is... Wade Barrett. Just one month ago,
he took "Stone Cold" Steve Austin to the limit in Mexico. Tonight could be his
night to stake his claim and become the new SGW champion.
[ Tony
Schiavone ] Not just
anyone is capable of giving Steve Austin a real fight. If the men in this match
think Wade Barrett is going to be a pushover, I'm afraid I've got some bad news!
[ Nigel McGuinness
] Tony, you said the thing.
Barrett climbs onto the apron and steps through the ropes, keeping his eyes on
Gargano the entire time. One he's in the ring, Gargano charges and Barrett ducks
a clothesline! Gargano turns around-- BULLHAMMER! Gargano goes down! Barrett
turns around and sees Chad Gable charging at him! Barrett cuts him off with a
boot straight to the face! Barrett picks Gable up onto his shoulder and walks
him to the ropes. He dumps him over onto the apron and Gable hangs on for dear
life before thumbing Barrett in the eye! Barrett staggers out and regains his
composure just in time to see Samoa Joe charging at him! Barrett moves and Joe
collides with Chad Gable, sending him to the floor!
ELIMINATED
CHAD GABLE
[ Tony
Schiavone ] Chad Gable
is gone, just like that!
[ Nigel McGuinness
] He had a good run, Tony. A spectacular showing
for his first appearance in an SGW ring!
Samoa Joe looks down at Gable, confused for a moment before realizing he
eliminated him. Joe shrugs and then turns around... INTO A BULLHAMMER! Joe
staggers against the ropes, out on his feet, and Barrett clotheslines him over
the top rope to the floor, right next to Gable!
ELIMINATED
SAMOA JOE
[
Nigel McGuinness ]
Samoa Joe is bloody out!
[ Tony
Schiavone ] Wade
Barrett is beside himself!
Barrett leans on the ropes and looks down at Joe, smiling. He waves "bye bye"
and then turns around-- BUCKSHOT LARIAT OUT OF NOWHERE ON BARRETT! The fans lose
their shit as the Hangman runs straight through Barrett and stops at the ropes,
leaning on them and looking down at the arm that turned Barrett inside out!
[ Tony
Schiavone ] GOODNESS
GRACIOUS, THE HANGMAN IS ALIVE!
[ Nigel McGuinness
] He got ALL of that Buckshot Lariat!
Dolph Ziggler uses the ropes to pull himself up, then sees the Hangman ready to
go and collapses back into the nearest corner! The fans boo as Ziggler obviously
avoids confrontation. Hangman shakes his head and advances on Ziggler anyway...
only to get trucked by a RUNNING AVALANCHE ATTACK FROM BRON BREAKKER! Hangman
goes down, but rolls straight back to his feet and charges! Hangman and Breakker
collide in the center and begin trading big right hands! They're brawling until
the timer counts down and the next entrant's music stops them in their tracks!
NUMBER
18
CM PUNK
CM Punk walks out onto the stage, getting massive heat from the fans. He
smirks and kneels down before checking an invisible watch. He teases the
"clobbering time" line but shrugs and gets up, drawing even more heat as he
makes his way down to the ring.
[ Tony
Schiavone ] There's
certainly no love lost for CM Punk!
[ Nigel McGuinness
] You have to wonder what his motivation is
tonight. Is he here just for the championship or will his recent interactions
with Dolph Ziggler play a role?
Punk slides into the ring and sees Hangman and Breakker eyeing him. Punk smirks
and slides back out of the ring. The fans boo even louder as Punk walks around
the ring and takes a seat at the announce desk, picking up a headset and putting
it on!
[ Tony
Schiavone ] Hold on,
are we being joined by--
[ CM Punk
] Good evening, gentlemen. Enjoying the show?
[ Nigel McGuinness
] It would certainly seem we have been joined by CM
Punk. What's the meanining of this visit? You're aware there's a WrestleBrawl
match for the world championship going on and you're in it!
[ CM Punk
] Let me make something clear to you, Nigel. I'm
gonna make something really clear... and I'll say it nice and slow so you can
understand, but I'm only gonna say it once. I've already seen how this match
ends.
[ Nigel McGuinness
] What does that even mean--
[ CM Punk
] It means the winner of this match is a foregone
conclusion. Do you know who I am? Of course you do. I'm the best wrestler in the
fucking world. Obviously, I'm winning this match. No matter what happens in the
ring from bell to bell, there's only one winner and that winner is ME! So why am
I gonna waste my time rolling around on the mat with the empty headed dumb fucks
in the ring who don't even realize THEY'VE ALREADY LOST, when I can spend the
evening down here with my GOOD FRIENDS Tony and Nigel and only step in the ring
for the spot the matters? The spot where I eliminate the idiot fuck paper
champion, Dolph Ziggler, and hold my hand in the air with the Triple Crown
championship!
[ Tony
Schiavone ] Well!
Hangman and Breakker look annoyed by Punk's actions and look at each other, then
nod in agreement. They both walk toward the ropes to go after him and bring him
back inside... but Dolph Ziggler runs up from behind and tries to dump them both
over the top rope! Breakker lands on the apron but Ziggler doesn't quite get all
of Hangman! Hangman punches away at Ziggler, knocking him backward.
[ CM Punk
] Look at this idiot. Why is Hangman Page focusing
on Ziggler when Scott Steiner's doofus nephew is on the apron! Turn around and
eliminate that meathead moron! He's a bigger threat than Ziggler anyway, am I
right?
[ Nigel McGuinness
] Bron Breakker is a heck of a talent but any man
in this match would be a fool to underestimate Dolph Ziggler, the SGW Triple
Crown World Champion!
[ CM Punk
] You keep calling him the champion like that means
anything.
Breakker climbs back into the ring and charges, taking Hangman and Ziggler both
down with a double clothesline as the timer counts down once again! The music
hits and the fans begin going wild as money begins falling from above, stylized
with the face of our next entrant!
NUMBER
19
KAZUCHIKA OKADA
[ Tony
Schiavone ] IT'S
OKADAAAAAA!
[ Nigel McGuinness
] The Man Who Brings Rain of Money has ARRIVED!
[ CM Punk
] Who?!
Okada discards his robe and makes his way down to the ring. There's a big fight
feel in the air as he climbs into the ring and goes face to face with Bron
Breakker. Breakker nods and nails Okada with a big right hand! Okada responds
with an earth shattering chop that nearly brings Breakker to his knees! Breakker
hits him with another big right hand! Okada takes over wit h a knee lift and
whips Breakker into the ropes. Breakker comes back with a STEINERLINE but Okada
ducks and catches him from behind... MONEY CLIP! Breakker fights and fights...
but he quickly succumbs and is left lying on the mat! Okada stands up and
smirks, wiping the sweat off his brow and flicking it away.
[ CM Punk
] What's this idiot doing?! You just turned Bron
Breakker into nearly three hundred pounds of dead weight! You're not eliminating
him now! You're supposed to be trying to win!
[ Tony
Schiavone ] I thought
you said it was pointless for everyone else to try and win?
[ CM Punk
] It is, but-- shut the fuck up, Tony! Who did you
ever beat?!
Johnny Gargano slowly gets back to his feet and lays eyes on Okada. Despite
being beaten nearly half to death for the last forty minutes, Gargano smiles at
having the opportunity to face a man like Okada. Okada slowly turns and sees
Gargano, then gestures for him to bring it on! The fans go wild as Gargano and
Okada lock up and jockey for position! Okada quickly takes Gargano over in a
headlock and then executes a go-behind! He tries to lift Gargano up for a German
suplex but Gargano locks his legs and executes a go-behind of his own! Okada
begins throwing elbows back into Gargano's head, forcing him to release the
hold! Okada turns around and grabs Gargano's wrist... RAINMAKER! Gargano turns
inside out!
[ CM Punk
] Good, he's little so you can just pick him up and
throw him out like the trash he is!
[ Tony
Schiavone ] Johnny
Wrestling is one of the best in the world! He's survived nearly forty minutes!
[ CM Punk
] Yeah? And look at him! He could barely stand
BEFORE Okada knocked him on his ass. Look at me, I've barely broken a sweat!
That's the mark of a true athlete. I'm a sixty minute man.
Okada throws his arms out to the side, basking in the reaction of the fans as
the timer begins ticking down again. However, his celebration is interrupted by
Ricky Starks, who nails him from behind with a big forearm! Okada maintains his
footing and turns around, trading blows with Starks as the buzzer sounds!
NUMBER
20
TOMOHIRO ISHII
Ishii charges out from the back, jogging
to the ring.
[ Tony
Schiavone ] It's the
Stone Pitbull!
[ Nigel McGuinness
] One half of CHAOS with Toru Yano, who we've
already seen eliminated tonight. He's a little more serious minded than his
partner, so we'll see if he fares any better!
[ CM Punk
] That stupid old man is going down just like all
the rest.
Ishii hits the ring and immediately goes after Okada, nailing him with a
shoulder block that sends him straight to the mat. Ricky Starks quickly boots
him in the stomach but the attack is no-sold! Ishii shoves Starks hard into the
corner and begins chopping away at his chest until he falls into a seated
position against the bottom turnbuckle. Ishii turns and gets nailed with a
flying knee strike from Okada! Ishii falls into a seated position against Starks
and Okada charges in, SMASHING THEM BOTH WITH A DOUBLE KNEE ATTACK!
[ Tony
Schiavone ] Ishii may
have a broken nose after that knee strike!
[ CM Punk
] How can you tell? He's the ugliest guy in the
match!
Okada pulls Ishii out of the corner and hoists him up... BRAINBUSTER! Ishii
rolls to the apron and Okada is unable to capitalize before-- ZIG ZAG OUT OF
NOWHERE! Ziggler springs back to his feet and grabs Okada by the head, pulling
him back up. He flings him straight over the top rope to the floor! The fans
erupt in boos as Ziggler falls to his knees and celebrates like he just won the
match!
ELIMINATED
KAZUCHIKA OKADA
[ CM Punk
] See that?! Okada isn't so tough after all!
[ Tony
Schiavone ] It just
goes to show that anything can happen in the WrestleBrawl match! Okada is one of
the best in the world but you can't overlook a talent like Dolph Ziggler, our
SGW champion!
Ziggler stands up, hanging onto the top rope to maintain his balance. He turns
around and comes face to face with Wade Barrett! Ziggler leaps at him and Wade
leans into it, catching Ziggler on his shoulders! Wade walks him to the center
of the ring and plants him with WASTELAND! Barrett grabs Ziggler by the head and
yanks him up off the mat, running him toward the ropes and flinging him over the
top rope to the floor-- NO! ZIGGLER CATCHES HIMSELF! He lands on the apron and
turns around just in time to block a big right hand from Barrett! Ziggler leans
over the top rope and BITES BARRETT ON THE FOREHEAD! Barrett staggers out into
the center of the ring and gets immediately scooped up and planted with the
DEADEYE from Adam Page!
[ CM Punk
] What kind of man bites someone, huh!? That's your
champion!?
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Seriously!?
[ Nigel McGuinness
] In a match like this, one must do what they have
t' bloody do!
Ziggler scrambles through the ropes and charges at Page! They meet in the center
and begin trading punches as the buzzer sounds!
NUMBER
21
JOE GACY
The fans erupt in boos as Joe Gacy walk out onto the stage with Harland!
[ CM Punk
] Who is this fat fuck?!
[ Tony
Schiavone ] It's the
debuting Joe Gacy!
[ Nigel McGuinness
] And his muscle, Harland! If both of these men get
involved, it could be quite the game changer for this match!
Gacy and Harland walk down to the ring and Gacy motions for Harland to get in!
Gacy remains at ringside with a big smile on his face as Harland steps through
the ropes and directs his chilly gaze at the brawling Hangman and Ziggler!
[ CM Punk
] What's this coward doing?! Get in the ring and
fight, Gacy!
[ Tony
Schiavone ] Again, I
ask... seriously?!
Harland charges and takes both men down with a double clothesline! Harland
scoops Adam Page off the mat and lifts him up, attempting to throw him straight
over the top rope! Adam Page slips out behind him and whips him around! Boot to
the stomach! DDT! Page rolls back to his feet and grabs Harland by the head,
flinging him straight over the top rope to the floor! The fans cheer loudly as
Page smiles and flips him off.
[ Tony
Schiavone ] Look out,
Hangman!
Joe Gacy nails Page from behind and dumps him over the top rope! Hangman lands
on the apron and hangs on with all he's got as Gacy attacks his hands, trying to
make him let go! Hangman nails Gacy with a forearm, causing him to stagger out
into the center where he's nailed with a SUPERKICK from Ziggler! Gacy goes down
and Ziggler is jacked up for about two seconds before Hangman launches and goes
for the BUCKSHOT LARIAT-- NO! Dolph ducks it and catches Hangman on the pass
with a ZIG ZAG! Ziggler celebrates until the buzzer sounds and he sees who is
coming next!
NUMBER
22
MIRO
Miro from emerges from the back and stares down at the ring with contempt!
[ Tony
Schiavone ] Miro is
here to REDEEM the WrestleBrawl match!
[ Nigel McGuinness
] Coming in this late in the game, he has to be a
favorite to win!
[ CM Punk
] Correction, Nigel. There's only one favorite to
win and that's me.
Miro runs down to the ring and slides inside. He immediately puts Ziggler down
with a SHUFFLING SIDEKICK and then turns his attention to Tomohiro Ishii! Ishii
slowly gets up, favoring his neck. Miro charges and effortlessly clotheslines
him over the top rope to the floor! The fans boo loudly as Miro roars!
ELIMINATED
TOMOHIRO ISHII
[ Tony
Schiavone ] Ishii is
gone, courtesy of the Redeemer!
[ Nigel McGuinness
] A monster like Miro coming in fresh this late in
the match is a dangerous thing.
[ CM Punk
] He eliminated an old man. That's not impressive.
I knew Ishii would get eliminated as soon as I laid eyes on him. Mostly because
I'm winning this match and naturally, that means he would've been JUST ANOTHER
VICTIM! Heh. Hi, Taz! Hey, guys, is there pay-per-view in Hell?
[ Tony
Schiavone ] Jesus!
Bron Breakker slowly gets back to his feet and uses the ropes to steady himself.
He lays eyes on Miro and watches him as he sets his sights on Joe Gacy. Miro
snatches Gacy off the mat and turns around to see Bron Breakker advancing on
him... then throws Gacy into Breakker! Breakker and Gacy both go down and Miro
rushes up on them, grabbing Breakker off the mat and lifting him onto his
shoulder. He charges and attempts to dump Breakker over the top but Breakker
slips out behind him! Miro turns around and Breakker clotheslines him hard...
but not hard enough to get him all the way over the top! Miro thumbs Breakker in
the eye and then headbutts him! Breakker staggers out into the middle of the
ring and Ricky Starks comes out of nowhere with a STEP-UP ENZIGURI! The impact
sends Breakker forward into the returning Miro, who grabs him and plants him
with a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!
[ CM Punk
] Why aren't more people being eliminated!? These
god damn kids need to work smarter! They need a firm hand to guide them and show
them how it's done! Hopefully, they pay attention when I become the champion
tonight.
[ Tony
Schiavone ] How about
you get in the ring now and show them!?
[ CM Punk
] Excuse me? I'm out here doing YOUR job,
Schiavone. This match sucks and you two aren't doing anything to keep it
exciting for MY fans at home. I have to do everything around here. I'm trying to
run a BUSINESS!
The timer begins counting down and Miro waits in the center, ready for the
challenge!
NUMBER
23
HALLOWICKED
Hallowicked makes his way out onto the
stage with UltraMantis Black. UltraMantis points to the ring and Hallowicked
nods. Satisfied, Black returns to the back and Hallowicked begins running to the
ring.
[ Tony
Schiavone ] Here comes
Hallowicked, the other half of the Spectral Envoy!
[ CM Punk
] He's a geek in a mask. No one's paying to see
this shit.
Hallowicked runs at Miro and immediately gets caught around the waist and belly
to belly suplexed over the top rope to the floor!
ELIMINATED
HALLOWICKED
[ CM Punk
] What the hell was that? He should be ashamed of
himself.
[ Nigel McGuinness
] Blindly charging at a man like Miro was certainly
a choice!
Miro smirks and immediately goes back to being all business. He casually
snatches Johnny Gargano off the mat and flings him over the top rope! Gargano
catches himself, hanging onto the top rope. Before Miro can capitalize, his knee
is clipped from behind by Dolph Ziggler! Miro goes down to one knee and Gargano
dives back through the ropes, catching Miro around the neck and planting him
with a BASEMENT DDT!
[ Tony
Schiavone ] The neck
is one of Miro's biggest weaknesses!
[ CM Punk
] The neck is everyone's biggest weakness, you
fucking nerd.
Gargano and Ziggler slowly get to their feet and lean against the ropes on
opposite sides of the ring. They glare at each other, numbers one and two.
They're both exhausted. They prepare to meet in the center of the ring but
they're cut off by Joe Gacy and Ricky Starks! Starks goes to work on Gargano
while Joe Gacy punches away at Ziggler! Ziggler goes to Gacy's eyes, causing him
to stagger away from him. Ziggler boots him in the stomach and piledrives him
straight into the mat! Starks and Gargano fight against the ropes until Ziggler
runs up on both of them and dumps them over the top rope! Both men land on the
apron and Ziggler tries to knock them both off... but they catch him and hook
him for a double suplex to the floor! Ziggler fights out and somehow manages to
land on the apron with them! All three men trade punches and chops until Gargano
goes for a superkick! Ziggler ducks and Gargano hits Starks! Starks goes down
and rolls under the bottom rope!
[ Tony
Schiavone ] That was a
close call for Ricky Starks!
[ CM Punk
] That was dumb luck. How do you end up in a spot
like that and eliminate no one?! I would've eliminated all three of those geeks!
Ziggler and Gargano go at it on the apron until Ziggler boots Gargano in the gut
and DDTs him on the apron! Gargano rolls under the bottom rope and Ziggler
pounds on the mat, frustrated! Ziggler climbs back into the ring as the buzzer
sounds!
NUMBER
24
ROMAN REIGNS
Roman Reigns steps out from the back
with the Usos on either side of him. He gives them both a nod and they turn and
return to the back before he begins slowly making his way down to the ring.
[ Tony
Schiavone ] The tribal
chief of Los Bloodline is here!
[ Nigel McGuinness
] This man is a force and he's made it well known
that he isn't happy with how his bookings have been handled since he arrived.
Tonight could very well be the night that he seizes his moment and proves to the
world that he's the best there is!
[ CM Punk
] Are... are you joking? I'm sitting right here!
Ziggler walks right into a SPEAR from the Big Dog! Roman heads to the corner and
posts up, waiting for someone to move. He tilts his head back...
OOOOOOOWAAAAAAAH! Joe Gacy slowly gets up and Roman charges... SUPERMAN PUNCH ON
JOE GACY! Gacy is knocked out on his feet and Roman flings him straight over the
top rope to the floor!
ELIMINATED
JOE GACY
[ Tony
Schiavone ] Just like
that, Joe Gacy is gone!
[ CM Punk
] He should've already been gone. Come on!
Eliminate more people!
[ Nigel McGuinness
] As has been suggested before, get in the ring and
eliminate them yourself!
Roman slings the hair out of his face and turns his attention back to the ring.
Hangman Page is getting up and Roman seizes him by the back of his neck with one
hand. He guides Hangman to his feet and tries to throw him over the top rope!
Hangman fights back and elbows away at Roman until he backs off. Hangman boots
Roman in the gut and pulls him in for a DDT but Roman runs him backward into the
corner. Roman begins teeing off with big right hands in the corner! Hangman does
his best to cover up but Roman won't be denied and Hangman falls into a seated
position! Roman places his boot on Hangman's throat, pinning him in place, then
turns around and walks right into a STEINERLINE that turns him inside out!
[ Nigel McGuinness
] What impact from Bron Breakker!
[ CM Punk
] Now do something productive and eliminate him!
Breakker tears down the straps and hoists Roman off the mat! He lifts him onto
his shoulder but Roman slips out behind him! Breakker turns around and Roman
nails him with a SUPERMAN PUNCH! Breakker staggers back into the ropes and Roman
charges, only for Bron to drop and pull down the top rope! Roman tumbles over
the top and onto the apron! Bron tries to knock him off but Roman blocks the
punch and quickly gets back inside, mobbing up on Breakker and nailing him with
a series of right hands before the buzzer sounds again!
NUMBER
25
MAXWELL JACOB FRIEDMAN
The fans erupt in boos as Maxwell Jacob
Friedman walks out onto the stage with Wardlow!
[ CM Punk
] Fuck this guy.
[ Nigel McGuinness
] Finally, something we can agree on.
MJF and Wardlow make it down to the ring and MJF looks apprehensive about
getting inside. He watches as Roman and Bron exchange punches before stepping
inside and setting his sights on the fallen Dolph Ziggler! He puts the boots to
Ziggler and then shouts at Wardlow to get in the ring! Wardlow climbs in and
helps MJF snatch Ziggler off the mat! MJF begins directing traffic, shouting
"throw this piece of shit out of my ring!"
[ Tony
Schiavone ] What's
with all these bodyguard and managers getting involved in the WrestleBrawl match
tonight!?
[ CM Punk
] It's fucking bullshit. I don't condone
underhanded tactics like that. I'm a champion! A real champion! And I carry
myself like a champion at all times, unlike all these damn children who just
like to play "wrestler!"
Wardlow GORILLA PRESSES Ziggler and prepares to launch him over the top rope!
Ziggler reaches down and hooks Wardlow's nose with two fingers! Wardlow drops
Ziggler, who immediately dumps Wardlow over the top rope and to the floor! MJF
snaps and clotheslines Ziggler over the top rope! Ziggler barely hangs on! MJF
tries to punch him off but Ziggler ducks the punch and hits MJF with a shoulder
attack through the ropes! MJF doubles over and Ziggler launches over the top
rope, hitting him with a SUNSET FLIP! MJF rolls through and rises back to his
feet-- BAM! HE KICKS ZIGGLER RIGHT IN THE FACE! Ziggler goes down and MJF
smirks, backing up... until he realizes that Roman Reigns and Bron Breakker have
turned their attention to him! The smirk drops quickly as he turns around and
gets booted in the stomach by both of them... DOUBLE STALLING SUPLEX! MJF IS
DOWN!
[ CM Punk
] Why didn't they just throw him out of the fucking
ring!?
With MJF writhing about on the mat, Roman and Breakker go back to trading
punches! They tie up and struggle against the ropes until Wade Barrett comes out
of nowhere, attempting to dump them both over the ropes! They fight against him
until Hangman Page joins him! Roman and Breakker punch away at Barrett and
Hangman, unable to fend them off until the buzzer sounds!
NUMBER
26
CHARLES CROWLEY
Charles Crowley emerges from the back
with a huge smile on his face!
[ Nigel McGuinness
] Charles Crowley, making his grand debut!
[ Tony
Schiavone ] Quite the
interesting character, Nigel. His unorthodox attitude and in-ring style could be
enough to take the victory this late in the game!
[ CM Punk
] He's an idiot in a top hat! Do you REALLY think
he can win!?
Crowley slides under the bottom rope and immediately joins Hangman and Barrett!
All three men continue trying to force Roman and Breakker over the top until
Roman jams his thumb in Page's eye! The Hangman breaks away from the pack,
allowing Breakker to tee off and punch away at Wade Barrett! Barrett falls back
and Breakker follows him in, nailing him with big right hands! Roman boots
Crowley down and posts up in the corner. He waits for Crowley to get to his feet
and then charges... SPEAR! NO! Crowley cuts him off with a bicycle knee! Roman
staggers out toward the ropes and Crowley charges... CLOTHESLINING HIM OVER THE
TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR! THE FANS ERUPT!
ELIMINATED
ROMAN REIGNS
[ Tony
Schiavone ] Charles
Crowley just dumped Roman Reigns!
[ Nigel McGuinness
] Charles Crowley came out of nowhere and knocked
off the Tribal Chief in less than a bloody minute!
[ CM Punk
] Big deal! Wake me up when he wins the title...
which he won't-- BECAUSE I WILL!
Barrett and Breakker continue slugging it out! Charles Crowley turns around into
a ROLLING ELBOW from Hangman Page! Page advances on Crowley but MJF comes alive
and nails him with a low blow! The fans boo loudly as MJF looks down at the
kneeling Hangman with a cocky smirk. MJF goes to pull Page to his feet and Ricky
Starks joins him, getting Page all the way up. Page struggles through the pain
and fights back, peppering both men with punches to their mid-sections. Starks
backs off and finds himself face to face with Miro! Miro snatches Starks up and
plants him with a T-BONE SUPLEX! Page fights back to his feet and headbutts MJF,
sending him staggering back into the corner, just in time for Johnny Gargano to
nail him with a CORNER SPLASH!
[ Tony
Schiavone ] Johnny
Wrestling out of nowhere!
[ Nigel McGuinness
] He's making the most of this opportunity! His
boyhood dream could come true tonight!
MJF staggers out of the corner and Page scoops him up... DEADEYE ON MJF! Hangman
Page stands up, pumping his fists, and Miro nails him with a SHUFFLING SIDEKICK!
Hangman staggers and falls through the middle rope, landing on the apron. As he
struggles back to his feet, Miro sends him flying backward into the guardrail
with an AVALANCHE ATTACK!
[ Tony
Schiavone ] Good lord!
His back could be broken!
[ CM Punk
] I would've never let that happen to me. What an
idiot.
Breakker and Barrett continue brawling in their own world as the buzzer sounds!
NUMBER
27
ANTHONY OGOGO
Anthony Ogogo walks out onto the stage
with QT Marshall at his side. The fans boo loudly as QT points at Ogogo and nods
with a confident look on his face. They begin making their way down to the ring!
[ Nigel McGuinness
] The Guvna' has arrived, gentlemen!
[ CM Punk
] Yawn, wake me up when it's time to crown the new
champ!
Ogogo steps into the ring as Ricky Starks struggles to his feet. Starks sees
Ogogo and throws a right hand but Ogogo sidesteps it and LIVER PUNCHES Starks!
Starks nearly goes down but Ogogo catches him and tosses him over the top rope
to the floor!
ELIMINATED
RICKY STARKS
[
Nigel McGuinness ]
The Guvna' has drawn blood in his first interaction!
[ Tony
Schiavone ] What a run
for Ricky Starks, to end just like that!
QT Marshall applauds at ringside. Ogogo blitzes Wade Barrett from behind,
sending him crashing forward into Bron Breakker. Breakker staggers back into the
corner. Ogogo whips Barrett around and catches a big right hand to the jaw!
Ogogo goes toe to toe with Barrett, slugging it out before ducking a haymaker
and nailing Barrett right in the stomach! Barrett goes down to his knees and
Ogogo pie faces him down! Bron Breakker storms out of the corner and charges at
Ogogo, nailing him with rights and lefts! Ogogo covers up as Bron backs him into
the corner and pummels him! QT Marshall climbs onto the apron and Bron Breakker
punches him down! The fans erupt! Ogogo comes alive and NAILS Breakker right in
the back of the head! Breakker goes down in a heap!
[ Tony
Schiavone ] What a
punch!
[ CM Punk
] Who does this guy think he is, letting another
man give him a concussion like that?
Ogogo shakes his hand out and turns his attention to the fallen Dolph Ziggler,
picking him up off the mat. He throws Ziggler into the corner and begins
pulvering his mid-section with lefts and rights before rocking his head and
letting him fall face first onto the mat! Ogogo searches the ring for another
challenger and comes face to face with Miro! The fans buzz with anticipation as
the two bruisers go nose to nose! Ogogo throws a big punch! Miro catches it and
pulls Ogogo in, hoisting him up and planting him with a RUNNING POWER SLAM! Miro
springs back to his feet and roars! The buzzer sounds!
NUMBER
28
ADAM COLE
The fans erupt as Adam Cole steps
through the curtain with Britt Baker applauding behind him. She gives him a kiss
on the cheek and returns to the back as he makes his way down to the ring!
[ CM Punk
] No one asked for PDA. No one bought a ticket for
that, or for Adam Cole for that matter.
[ Tony
Schiavone ] The former
two-time SGW World Champion! He hopes to collect his first Triple Crown
championship here tonight!
Cole slides into the ring and settles his eyes on MJF, struggling into a seated
position. Cole charges and nails the seated MJF with THE BOOM! The fans cheer
loudly! Cole throws his hands up... "ADAM COLE BAY-BAY!" He wastes no time in
pulling MJF up to his feet and flinging him over the top rope to the floor!
ELIMINATED
MAXWELL JACOB FRIEDMAN
[
Nigel McGuinness ]
MJF is gone, just like that.
[ Tony
Schiavone ] Courtesy
of the two-time champ!
[ CM Punk
] Props to the two-time champ being smart enough to
actually eliminate someone!
Adam Cole turns around and immediately gets jumped by Miro! Miro whips Cole into
the ropes where Charles Crowley comes out of nowhere and nails him with a big
clothesline! The fans boo as Cole goes down. Crowley turns around and
immediately gets nailed by a big clothesline from Miro! Miro pulls Crowley back
to his feet, then boots him in the stomach. Miro plants Crowley with a powerbomb
right in the center of the ring. Cole returns to his feet and charges, leaping
over Crowley and tackling Miro down! Cole peppers Miro with punches, then stands
up and pulls him back to his feet. He attempts to lift Miro up for COLE-ATERAL
but Miro fights his way out and plants Cole with a NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! Miro
rolls straight back to his feet and posts up in the corner. Cole slowly gets to
his feet and Miro charges... LUNGING KICK-- NO! COLE SUPERKICKS MIRO'S LEG FROM
UNDER HIM! Miro goes down and Cole hits the ropes... MIRO GETS THE BOOM!
[ Tony
Schiavone ] Adam Cole
has laid waste to Miro! Can he capitalize!?
[ CM Punk
] Come on, Cole! Get him the hell out of my ring!
Cole struggles to pull Miro off the mat as the buzzer sounds!
NUMBER
29
JOHN CENA
John Cena explodes from the back to a
huge pop!
[ Tony
Schiavone ] THE TV
CHAMP IS HERE!
[ Nigel McGuinness
] Fresh off of defeating Bron Breakker earlier
tonight, John Cena is looking to add another piece of gold to his collection!
[ CM Punk
] Big Match John. I hate Big Match John! How can
anyone cheer this phony piece of garbage?! I watched that noir movie he released
this week. It was garbage, unlike the Girl on the Third Floor, which was a
critical and commercial hit!
John Cena slides under the bottom rope and IMMEDIATELY clotheslines a recovering
Charles Crowley over the top rope to the floor! The fans explode!
ELIMINATED
CHARLES CROWLEY
Cena yanks the groggy Bron Breakker off the mat and lifts him onto his shoulder.
Bron's too out of it to struggle and Cena sends him straight to the floor with
the ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!
ELIMINATED
BRON BREAKKER
[ Tony
Schiavone ] Charles
Crowley and Bron Breakker are gone!
[ Nigel McGuinness
] Just like that, Tony!
John Cena goes after Adam Cole and they begin trading punches! Cena ducks a
punch from Cole and catches him... PROTOPLEX! Cole is down! Cena springs back to
his feet and hits the ropes... FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE ON COLE! Cole sells back to
his feet and Cena is waiting on him... ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT ON COLE! Cole rolls
to the apron and Cena gets up just in time to get a SUPERKICK from Dolph
Ziggler! Cena staggers into the ropes and rebounds... right into a LIVER PUNCH
FROM OGOGO! Cena falls to his knees and Johnny Gargano comes out of nowhere with
a SHOTGUN DROPKICK TO THE FACE!
[ CM Punk
] Look at everybody working together to take out
Big Match John. I love it.
[ Tony
Schiavone ] They had
to find a way to cut off his momentum and they did it!
[ Nigel McGuinness
] They've got to capitalize and get him out of the
ring!
Ziggler, Gargano, and Ogogo pull Cena to his feet and begin walking him toward
the ropes. Cena comes alive and nails Ogogo with a big right hand! Ogogo
staggers back and Gargano clips Cena's knee, sending him back down to one knee
before Miro returns to his feet and wraps his arm around Cena's neck, holding
him in place! Ziggler and Gargano size Cena up and deliver a DOUBLE SUPERKICK--
TO MIRO! Miro collapses and then Gargano and Ziggler nails Cena with a DOUBLE
SUPERKICK!
[ Tony
Schiavone ] The men
who entered at one and two are standing tall!
[ CM Punk
] They need to stop wasting time working together!
This is supposed to be every man for himself!
Gargano and Ziggler stare each down as the buzzer sounds!
[ Nigel McGuinness
] This is it, gentlemen! The last entrant is here!
THE GLASS SHATTERS!
NUMBER
30
"STONE COLD" STEVE AUSTIN
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin emerges from
the back and storms down to ringside!
[ Tony
Schiavone ] The
three-time SGW World Champion and current reigning SGW Intercontinental champion
is here to RAISE SOME HELL!
[ Nigel McGuinness
] Not to mention, one of the few men to achieve the
status of Lifetime SGW Champion!
[ CM Punk
] He's a lifetime alcoholic piece of trash.
Austin walks around the ring and goes straight to the announce table! He grabs
CM Punk by the hair and violently drags him over the announce table! The fans
are going nuts as Austin flings Punk under the bottom rope and into the match!
[ Tony
Schiavone ] FINALLY!
Thank you, Steve!
Austin follows him in and Punk is waiting! Punk hoists Austin onto his
shoulders! GO TO SLEEP-- NO! Austin slips out! Punk turns around-- KICK WHAM
STUNNER! Punk staggers out against the ropes and Dolph Ziggler charges at him,
clotheslining him over the top rope to the floor! The fans erupt!
ELIMINATED
CM PUNK
[ Tony
Schiavone ] DID YOU
SEE THAT!?
[ Nigel McGuinness
] If I blinked, I woulda' missed it!
Ziggler talks trash at Punk from the ring and then turns around into a SUPERKICK
from Gargano! Ziggler goes down and Ogogo attacks Gargano from behind. Before
Ogogo can capitalize, Austin whips Ogogo around and nails him with a big right
hand! Ogogo returns fire and they trade punches until Austin takes over,
punching away at Ogogo until he falls into a seated position in the corner!
Austin stomps a mudhole and walks it dry! Austin turns around and walks into a
SUPERKICK from Gargano-- NO! Austin catches Gargano's boot! Austin shakes his
head! Middle finger! He whips Gargano around... KICK WHAM STUNNER! Gargano
staggers out and Austin clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor!
ELIMINATED
JOHNNY GARGANO
Austin smirks and turns around as Hangman Page climbs back up onto the apron. He
launches over the top rope and goes for the BUCKSHOT LARIAT-- NO! His back gives
out on the landing, having taken too much damage on the bump to the floor! As he
staggers forward, Austin boots him in the stomach... STUNNER! Hangman Page
staggers out and Austin dumps him straight to the floor!
ELIMINATED
"HANGMAN" ADAM PAGE
[
Nigel McGuinness ]
Steve Austin is on a bloody tear!
[ Tony
Schiavone ] Johnny
Gargano and Hangman Page, gone in short order!
Austin turns around-- WHAM! OGOGO KNOCKS HIM COLD WITH ONE PUNCH! Austin goes
down and Ogogo tries to pick him up, only to be cut off by the ZIG ZAG! Ziggler
springs back to his feet, pounding his chest-- NO! BULLHAMMER OUT OF NOWHERE ON
ZIGGLER! Wade Barrett still favors his stomach as he turns around into a PUMP
KICK FROM ADAM COLE! Barrett staggers back into the ropes and Miro comes out of
nowhere to clothesline him over the top rope to the floor!
ELIMINATED
WADE BARRETT
[ Tony
Schiavone ] If you
thought Wade Barrett was leaving as champion, I've got some bad news!
[ Nigel McGuinness
] You said the thing again.
Cole leaps to the second rope and waits for Miro to turn around. Miro finally
turns... PANAMA SUNRISE ON MIRO-- NO! MIRO STANDS UP WITH COLE'S LEGS OVER HIS
SHOULDERS! Miro charges for the ropes and DUMPS COLE STRAIGHT TO THE FLOOR!
ELIMINATED
ADAM COLE
[ Tony
Schiavone ] OH MY
GOODNESS, ADAM COLE BAY-BAY IS GONE!
[ Nigel McGuinness
] This is truly the most unpredictable WrestleBrawl
in history!
Miro turns around and comes face to face with John Cena! Cena and Miro begin
trading punches! Cena ducks one of the punches and scoops Miro up... ATTITUDE
ADJUSTMENT! The fans explode! Cena stands up and hits the ropes... FIVE KNUCKLE
SHUFFLE-- KICK WHAM STUNNER OUT OF NOWHERE! The impact sends Cena flying through
the ropes and onto the apron! Miro struggles back to his feet and Austin waits
on him to stand! Miro gets up on spaghetti legs and Austin nails him with boot
to the stomach! He goes fo the stunner but Miro shoves him off! Austin collides
with Dolph Ziggler and both men staggers into the ropes! Miro charges at them
and they both drop and pull the top rope down! MIRO TUMBLES TO THE FLOOR!
ELIMINATED
MIRO
[ Tony
Schiavone ] There goes
Miro!
[ Nigel McGuinness
] This is truly anyone's match to win but you know
Dolph Ziggler has to be exhausted. The man has taken an unreal amount of
punishment tonight... a testament to his desire to remain SGW champion!
Cena rolls under the bottom rope, back into the ring. Ziggler and Austin both
descend on him and yank him back to his feet. They push him against the ropes
and start trying to lift him over the top. Cena struggles with everything he's
got! Ogogo joins and all three men are trying to force Cena over the top rope!
Suddenly, there's a loud crash as Miro begins dismantling the ringside area,
raging out!
[ Tony
Schiavone ] What the
heck is Miro doing!?
[ Nigel McGuinness
] He's a bloody sore loser, that's what!
All four referees begin trying to calm Miro down, but he's inconsolable! He
grabs Paul Turner and lifts him up by the collar of his shirt, yelling right in
his face! The fans erupt in boos as CM Punk gets up from his lying position on
the floor and reaches into the ring. He grabs Dolph Ziggler by the ankle and
drags him out of the ring! As he does, Cena powers up and yells as loudly as he
possibly can, using raw brute strength to hoist Anthony Ogogo and Steve Austin
over the top rope to the floor! Rick Knox turns around just in time to see the
eliminations and with Ziggler already on the floor.... HE CALLS FOR THE BELL! WE
HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!
WINNER
& NEW CHAMPION
JOHN CENA in 73:29
CM Punk as Dolph Ziggler looks on in horror
at what's transpired! Before he can protest the decision, CM Punk attacks
him and they brawl to the back! John Cena is on his knees in the middle of the
ring as Aubrey Edwards brings him the SGW Triple Crown World Championship and
the SGW Television Championship!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
With all due respect to John Cena, I don't think Dolph Ziggler was officially
eliminated!
[
Nigel McGuinness ]
Indeed, Tony. CM Punk has cost Dolph Ziggler what he holds most dear!
John Cena goes corner to corner with the
titles and holds them over his head.
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Big Match John has just become Big Champ John! He has survived an absolute
gauntlet tonight, despite the controversy surrounding his victory!
[
Nigel McGuinness ]
You can't help but feel bad for Dolph Ziggler, surviving all the way to the end,
only to be robbed by the dastardly CM Punk... as it is, however, John Cena is
our world champion. Now, the question is whether he reigns beyond tonight or if
this is one shining moment before everything goes dark!
John Cena continues celebrating with the
championship belts as we fade to black.
The fade
rises into a tight shot of a very conflicted face – Scott Steiner’s
face, specifically. Big Poppa Pump’s sunglasses conceal his eyes,
but the parts of his face remaining visible are written with
frustration. Steiner’s got his phone in his hand and finally lowers
his chin to look at the device. Of course, our line of sight gives
no indication whatsoever as to what Big Poppa Pump is looking at,
but one must assume there’s a specific itinerary laid out by “the
Six-String Samurai” Jeff Jarrett for the night’s events.
[ Scott
Steiner ]
…fuck.
Steiner recklessly jams the device in his pocket and removes his
shades, taking a moment to reflect. The corridor around him is
nondescript, but Big Poppa Pump has always been smarter than his
muscles or rage might indicate – Scott Steiner is well aware of what
tonight means.
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Nigel, there’s a man Jeff Jarrett has counted on for years…decades.
And sadly, our former partner is possibly the most loyal member of
Jarrett’s army.
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
Their roots lay deep, Tony, back to the Inhumane Society and through
the years, those roots have only been made stronger through the gold
they’ve added to their legacies along the way. Roots THIS deep and
that covered in gold are, well…solid, to say the least and to pluck
the low-hanging fruit.
The former Solid Gold Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion huffs
angrily, breathing deeply despite his own will to remain statuesque
through the weight of the moment and those to come. After a moment,
Steiner looks off towards something we cannot see and quickly jams
the sunglasses back onto his face and barks wildly.
[ Scott
Steiner ]
Jus’ what-in-tha’-fuck do YOU want, hah?! You ain’t got no better
shit to be doin’, boy?! Getting’ yer’ ass kicked across two matches
in one night and now you wanna make it a third time?
The cameraman steps back and pans left to reveal – BRON BREAKKER!
The fans in Los Angeles pop huge as Scott Steiner steps forward,
less than a foot away from his nephew.
[ Bron
Breakker ]
Listen up, Scotty – I ain’t got time to dick around about this shit
becuz’ yer right – I’ve been through it ta’nite! – BUT DAMMIT, I
NEED YOU TA’ SHUDDAP AND LISSEN!
Another gargantuan pop as Bron nods boldly in his uncle’s face.
Despite the age difference, the familial similarities are off the
charts between the Solid Gold Wrestling legend Steiner and the
promising upstart shattering expectations and blazing a trail to the
top Breakker.
[ Scott
Steiner ]
…if you wasn’t my brother’s little BASTARD I’d knock you the fuck
out…
[ Bron
Breakker ]
YEAH BUT I AM, AIN’T I?! SO WHATCHA GONNA DO, UNCLE SCOTTY?! YOU
GONNA BE A BITCH OR YOU GONNA LISTEN?!
A massive “oh” resonates through the arena. Slowly, Steiner removes
his sunglasses, maybe even impressed with the stones Breakker has
shown in speaking to him this way. There’s a moment of silence
between the two, the ambient cheers of the arena the only noise.
[ Bron
Breakker ]
Lissen…you’ve done it all. You’re one of the most famous wrestlers
in the world and you’re one of the biggest legend-stars Solid Gold
Rasslin’s ever seen. You been the champ, tag champ, hell you even
called a ton of the best matches in the place’s history. When the
book of SGW finally gets written, you’re gunna be a huge part.
You’re a huge part of SGW’s past…
Steiner nods, agreeing, proud of his history in SGW, but stops,
lifting his chin into the air as Bron lifts an eyebrow and
continues.
[ Bron
Breakker ]
But the future’a SGW?
The fans rumble again and Bron smirks.
[ Bron
Breakker ]
The future of SGW ain’t for Scott Steiner to help Jeff Jarrett
destroy…the future b’longs ta’ me.
Another pop from the fans, but neither Breakker nor Steiner
flinches. A beat passes of silence among the two men, neither
breaking their glare toward the other. Scott’s mouth drops slightly
to speak, but Bron cuts him off before it’s possible, just shaking
his ‘no’ before pointing at his own chest. After a second, Breakker
turns and walks away from the scene. The fans cheer Breakker, but
quell for a moment as Steiner watches him leave and shakes his head
back and forth, huffing again. For a moment, Steiner looks around at
the corridor again before snorting to himself and placing his
sunglasses back onto his face.
[ Scott
Steiner ]
…stupid bastard.
Steiner removes his phone, jabs it with a finger, and stares at it
through his dark glasses as we fade away from the scene.
REFEREE: Aubrey Edwards
| TIME LIMIT: 60:00
Aubrey Edwards collects the
women's championship to start and holds it over her head for the
fans to see. Alexa Bliss glares across the ring at Misao, appearing
ready to tear her to pieces. Misao stands in her corner, unmasked
and focused on Alexa Bliss with brooding intensity. At ringside, we
see Nyla Rose and Shin Ultra Shoko, both ready to offer support to
their partners.
[
Tony Schiavone
] Look
at the face of Hyper Misao, Nigel. That's the look of a person who
knows that the stakes are everything or nothing on this night, quite
possibly the most important in the history of our sport!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
] You
ain't lyin', Tony. While Alexa can lose her precious championship
tonight, it truly is everything or nothing for Hyper Misao. She
either leaves with the championship... or she leaves without her
career!
Aubrey calls for the bell
and both women begin circling one another. Finally, they meet in the
center of the ring and lock up-- NO! Alexa executes a go behind and
then blasts Misao in the back of the head with a vicious forearm!
Misao sprawls forward and Alexa laughs before descending on Misao
and grabbing two handfuls of hair. She pulls Misao up to her knees
and hooks her around the neck, planting her with a DDT! Alexa
quickly goes for a cover! ONE! TWO! MISAO KICKS OUT!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
] My
goodness, that was almost it! That quick!
[
Tony Schiavone
] Alexa
has put away many with that very DDT! A testament to Hyper Misao's
will to win that she was able to kick out of that maneuver! And look
at Alexa Bliss! She can't believe it!
The camera pans over to
reveal Shoko had one knee on the apron, prepared to interfere on
Misao's behalf if necessary. Alexa looks pissed and delivers a stiff
open hand to slap to Misao's stomach before snatching another
handful of hair. She pulls Misao up to her knees and Misao comes
alive, nailing Alexa in the mid-section with a forearm! Another
forearm! Misao rises and swats Alexa's hands down before booting her
in the stomach! Alexa doubles over and Misao nails her with a KNEE
LIFT STRAIGHT TO THE FACE! Bliss goes down and Misao hits the
ropes... RUNNING SPLASH! She remains on top of her! ONE! TWO! ALEXA
KICKS OUT! Misao wastes no time in pulling Alexa straight back to
her feet. She whips her into the ropes and Alexa comes back with a
clothesline. Misao ducks it and catches Alexa's wrist... HYPER MI
RETURNS! She covers! ONE! TWO! THR-- NYLA ROSE PULLS MISAO OUT OF
THE RING!
[
Tony Schiavone
] That
damn Nyla Rose!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
] Misao
might very well have had this one in hand if not for Nyla Rose and
you have to believe that's exactly why Alexa Bliss brought her
along... and by that same token, you know that's why Hyper Misao
brought Shoko Nakajima! To even the odds!
Misao immediately nails Nyla
Rose with a big forearm to the chest! Nyla Rose staggers back, but
before she can retaliate, SHIN ULTRA SHOKO FLIES FROM THE TOP ROPE
AND WIPES HER OUT WITH A CROSSBODY! The fans pop huge! Misao quickly
climbs onto the apron and ascends the turnbuckles! She waits for
Alexa Bliss to get back to her feet. Alexa slowly stands,
disoriented, and looks up just in time for... I AM A HERO!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
] Is
this it!? Can she do it!?
[
Tony Schiavone
] She's
gonna fly! This is how the historic reign of Alexa Bliss ends!
Misao gets all of it! She
hooks both of Alexa's legs! ONE! TWO! THRE-- NO! ALEXA BRIDGES OUT!
[
Tony Schiavone
] HOW!?
[
Nigel
McGuinness
] Alexa
Bliss lives t' fight another day, Tony! Hyper Misao may be fighting
for her career, but Alexa Bliss is fighting for her legacy! She's
the Golden Goddess, the Great Unifier! She's fueled by bloody spite!
The fans boo loudly. Misao
can't believe it! On the floor, Nyla Rose is writhing about on her
back as Shoko Nakajima pounds on the apron, rallying the fans behind
Misao. Misao looks at Shoko and nods before grabbing two handfuls of
Alexa's hair and pulling her up-- NO! Alexa yanks her down into a
small package! ONE! TWO! THR-- MISAO KICKS OUT! Misao and Alexa
quickly roll back to their feet and clash in the center of the ring,
trading forearm blows! Alexa takes over with an eye rake! Misao
covers her eyes and backs away, but Alexa follows her, nailing her
across the face with open hand slaps! Once! Twice! Three times!
FOUR-- NO! Misao catches Alexa's wrist and rages out and begins
swatting away at Alexa with open hand slaps of her own! Alexa backs
away frantically until Misao traps her in the corner! Misao slaps
away before drilling Alexa with a series of forearms that causes her
to fall into a seated position against the bottom turnbuckle! Misao
plants her boot on Alexa's throat and looks out at the fans. They
cheer loudly and Misao runs a circle around the ring... ending with
DOUBLE KNEES TO THE FACE OF ALEXA BLISS!
[
Tony Schiavone
] Good
lord, her face!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
] Not
just her face, Tony. Did ya' see how her neck snapped back on
impact!? That was a manner of ferocity we've not seen from Hyper
Misao!
She pulls Alexa out of the
corner and lifts her up... VANITAS-- NO! Alexa blocks the move and
spins out, hooking Misao's head and planting her with a vicious DDT!
Misao lands right on top of her head and tumbles over! Alexa covers!
ONE! TWO! THRE-- MISAO BRIDGES OUT! Misao pounds on the mat,
screaming in Japanese. Alexa gets up and boots Misao in the back.
Misao screams again in Japanese and then stands up, receiving a
forearm to the back! Misao trembles with intensity and turns to face
Bliss. Bliss takes a visible step back, shaken the look in Misao's
eyes. Suddenly, Bliss sneers and throws a big right hand Misao!
Misao ducks it... HYPER MI RETURNS! She doesn't bother going for a
cover. She goes straight for the corner! Misao perches on the top
rope, shouting "I... AM A HERO!" The fans cheer loudly... but before
she can fly, Nyla Rose comes alive and leaps onto the apron,
grabbing Misao's ankle! Misao tries to shake her off but Shoko
Nakajima rushes across the apron and nails Nyla with a SHOTGUN
DROPKICK! Nyla Rose tumbles to the floor and rolls back to her
feet... just in time for Shoko to run across the apron and fly...
SOMERSAULT SENTON-- NO! NYLA CATCHES HER AROUND THE WAIST AND WHIPS
HER UP... AND POWERBOMBS HER INTO THE APRON!
[
Tony Schiavone
] What a
move!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
] Shoko
Nakajima stood up for her friend and paid the ultimate price! Hyper
Misao is on her own now-- wait! Look! Up in the air!
Nyla Rose roars
victoriously... but turns right around into I AM A HERO FROM THE TOP
TO THE FLOOR! Nyla Rose is down! Misao gets back to her feet and the
fans are red hot! However, Misao turns to return to the ring... only
to get hit by TWISTED BLISS FROM THE TOP! Alexa gets up and looks
out at the fans, drawing massive heat. Alexa smiles evilly and grabs
Misao by the hair. She throws her under the bottom rope and follows
her inside, covering her and hooking the leg! ONE! TWO! THRE-- MISAO
SCREAMS AND BRIDGES OUT! The fans lose their shit!
[
Nigel
McGuinness
] She
kicked out of Twisted Bliss! Hyper Misao bloody kicked out!
[
Tony Schiavone
] Alexa
Bliss is wondering what she has to do to keep Hyper Misao down for
the count. What does Misao have left in the tank... for that matter,
what does Alexa Bliss have in the tank!?
Misao slowly gets up and
turns around to face Alexa before falling to one knee, exhausted.
Alexa stands over her and looks down at her, a furious look upon her
face. Misao yells something in Japanese at Alexa... and Alexa
responds by punching Misao right in the jaw! Misao slowly begins to
fall backward but Alexa catches her wrist, yanks her upright, and
then pulls her in... DDTing her straight into the mat! Alexa covers,
firmly planting her forearm across Misao's jaw... one, two, three.
WINNER
& STILL CHAMPION
ALEXA BLISS via PINFALL in 10:22
The fans erupt in boos as Alexa rolls of
Misao and covers her face with both hands.
[
Tony Schiavone ]
It's over, Nigel. Just like that.
[
Nigel McGuinness
] Alexa Bliss
retains her championship and the career of Hyper Misao has reached its end. What
an unfortunate turn of events.
Alexa gets up to her knees and Aubrey
Edwards presents her with the SGW Women's World Championship. A full cup of beer
is slung into the ring, narrowly missing Alexa. She stands and Aubrey Edwards
raises her arm for a second before Alexa yanks her hand away. Nyla Rose rolls
under the bottom rope and hugs Alexa, quickly being pushed away. Alexa looks
disgusted as she shakes off the gesture and raises her championship over her
head.
[
Tony Schiavone ]
I guess the silver lining is that this is it anyway if Jeff Jarrett wins
tonight.
[
Nigel McGuinness
] Yes, yes... that's
certainly a lining. I don't know if I'd call it bloody silver, though.
Suddenly, the fans cheer as Hyper Misao
whips Alexa around and stares her right in the face. Shoko Nakajima kneels on
the apron behind Misao. Alexa and Misao stare each other down. Nyla Rose cracks
her knuckles and points at Misao, shouting "YOU LOST!" before Alexa raises her
hand, silencing the Native Beast. Alexa positions the championship belt on her
shoulder and looks down at it before looking back up at Misao. The fans are
buzzing, wondering what's going to happen next.
[
Tony Schiavone ]
What-- what's going on, Nigel?
[
Nigel McGuinness
] Misao is
understandably upset. Who knows what's going through her mind right now.
Misao is beat up and disappointed
following the match, staring Alexa down with tears in her eyes. Finally, after
what feels like forever, Misao offers her hand. Alexa looks down at Misao's hand
and it feels like hours pass before she finally accepts the gesture to a huge
pop. Misao nods before pulling back and delivering a devastating open hand slap
right to Alexa's face! The fans cheer loudly as Misao smiles and leaves the ring
with Shoko. Alexa touches her cheek, watching in disbelief as Misao and Shoko
leave the ring.
[
Nigel McGuinness
] Good for you,
Misao!
[
Tony Schiavone ]
Her career may be over, but she's still leaving on her own terms!
Misao stands on the stage and bows,
drawing another big pop as Shoko applauds behind her. Finally, they turn and
exit through the curtain. Back in the ring, Alexa Bliss goes back to her
celebration until--
[
Tony Schiavone ]
Wait, that music... what's going on!?
"Trap or Treat" hits and the fans erupt!
The reaction eventually plateaus into a strong mixed reaction as Jinny walks out
onto the stage!
[
Nigel McGuinness
] It's the
Fashionista herself, victorious earlier tonight against Dakota Kai!
[
Tony Schiavone ]
What's she doing out here?!
Jinny makes her way down to the ring and
climbs inside. Nyla Rose is amped, ready for battle! Alexa sneers and looks down
at her title before looking back up at Jinny. Jinny crosses the ring and gets
right in Alexa's face. The fans are ready to explode. Jinny looks down at
Alexa's title and then right back into Alexa's eyes.
[
Jinny
] You have something
that belongs to me.
BAM! Nyla Rose nails Jinny from behind!
Jinny staggers forward as Alexa retreats to the corner! Jinny turns around as
Nyla advances on her but Jinny is ready, nailing Nyla with a ROLLING WHEEL KICK!
Nyla staggers backward into the ropes as Jinny returns to her feet! Nyla
rebounds and Jinny catches her wrist... ACID RAINMAKER DEAD IN THE CENTER! NYLA
ROSE IS OUT!
[
Tony Schiavone ]
Jinny just turned Nyla Rose inside out!
[
Nigel McGuinness
] Jinny just made a
bloody STATEMENT, Tony!
Jinny turns her attention to Alexa... and
Alexa exits the ring! The fans boo loudly as Alexa holds up the championship
belt and backs up the ramp! Jinny smiles evilly and makes the "title belt"
motion around her waist, standing over Nyla Rose triumphantly.
[
Nigel McGuinness
] Before Alexa Bliss
came along, Jinny was the most dominant champion in SGW history and the longest
reigning. Since her championship reign ended in controversial fashion, she's
been dabbling in the Twinstar division as we saw earlier tonight... but no more!
Jinny has confronted the Golden Goddess, and should SGW continue beyond this
day, we are looking at the makings of a bloody dream match!
Alexa stands on the stage with her
title, furious as we cut to the back.
We can still
hear the live crowd as we head backstage.
Cathy Kelley is standing by in front of the WrestleBrawl IV
interview set with a microphone in her hand. The fans cheer loudly
upon seeing her, curious about what's up to. Excitedly, she begins
to speak into the microphone in her hand.
[ Cathy
Kelley ]
Ladies and gentlemen... the SGW Triple Crown World Champion!
The camera pans over to reveal John Cena with the championship belt
resting on one shoulder and the Television championship on the other. The fans cheer even louder. Cena
looks out at nothing in particular and nods, satisfied with the
reaction. He looks down at the titles on his shoulders proudly as
Cathy continues the interview.
[ Cathy
Kelley ]
John, you just overcame twenty-nine other men to become the new
Triple Crown champion. Some would call your rise in SGW "meteoric"
or unexpected at best. What do you have to say about that?
Cena lets the question sit for a moment and then takes a deep
breath before answering.
[ John
Cena ] You
know, they always say it takes a lifetime to become an overnight
sensation but if there's anybody out there that thinks this came out
of nowhere, they haven't been paying attention. The fact of the
matter is that SGW thought they needed a hero more than ever over
the past couple months. Cody Rhodes, Dolph Ziggler, Edge? Those men
have done a hell of a thing gettin' us this far... but it turns out,
it wasn't a hero we needed after all. We needed a dragon. Because
these titles, SGW's history, and the history of every company that
SGW has absorbed over the past twenty-somethin' years... all of that
is a priceless treasure and that's not something you count on a hero
to come save. That's somethin' you PROTECT WITH YOUR VERY LIFE and
it's an honor t' be the FIRE BREATHIN' SON OF A GUN that gets to do
exactly that, starting tonight!
The fans erupt. Cathy smiles and continues.
[ Cathy
Kelley ]
Wow!
With all that being said, how does it feel being, possibly, the last
SGW champion? Do you want SGW to continue beyond tonight? Who DO you
want to see come out on top in the triple cage main event?
Cena removes the Triple Crown from his shoulder and looks down at it.
After a long moment, he looks up and meets Cathy's gaze, pinning her
in place with his eyes.
[ John
Cena ] Of
course I'm pulling for Edge, that goes without saying... but no
matter what happens tonight, SGW will live on forever in the hearts
and the minds of wrestling fans all over the world. Jeff Jarrett can
do whatever he wants if he wins, but he can't take away the memories
that SGW has given us over the past two decades.
The fans cheer... but those cheers turn to boos as Jeff Jarrett
walks into the shot, clad all in black. He walks right up to
Cena and stands nearly nose to nose with them. Jarrett uses one
finger to tip his cowboy hat back and his eyes fall to the title in
Cena's hands. Cathy Kelley looks uneasily from Cena to
Jarrett and back again.
[ Jeff
Jarrett ]
Well, you had a good run, kid.
Cena's eyes narrow as he stares a hole through Jarrett.
[ Jeff
Jarrett ]
But this is the end o' the line and I'll be takin' back what belongs
to me. That title... it's for real champions, the best o' the damn
best, and what ya' did tonight wasn't nothin', beatin' twenty-nine
other men t' walk away with it. You'll be remembered, for what it's
worth... but tonight, that belt belongs to The Six-String Samurai
and I aim t' have it around my waist for the seventh time when I
beat Edge and bury this company six feet in the damn dirt.
Jarrett extends his hand, expecting Cena to hand the title over.
Cena looks down at the title and turns red in the face as he mulls over the most difficult decision
he's ever had to make in
his career. After what feels like forever, Cena places the
title on his own shoulder and glares at Jarrett.
[ John
Cena ] If
you want it, you gotta take it from me.
Jarrett smirks and looks down, scratching his chin.
[ Jeff
Jarrett ]
I figured you'd say somethin' like that.
The fans boo loudly as the Harris Brothers step into the shot.
Seconds later, Chris Masters and Ken Kennedy join him. Then Gene
Snitsky. Then Rob Conway. Then Hook and Scott Steiner. The champion
is completely outnumbered. Cena looks at Cathy and gives her a
quick nod, signaling that she needs to leave. Without a word, she
vacates the scene. Jarrett pulls his hat back down and his smirk
fades away.
[ Jeff
Jarrett ]
You wanna reconsider? You're gonna look mighty damn stupid if you
get your ass kicked and I end up shuttin' the whole thing down at
the end o' the night anyway.
Before Cena can make the decision on his own, Edge walks into
the shot in his gear and an SGW t-shirt. The fans explode. Edge
stands next to the champion and cuts his eyes toward him, giving
him a respectful nod.
[ Edge
] Take the title and get outta' here.
Edge then directs his gaze at Jarrett.
[ Edge
] I got this.
Cena shakes his head.
[ John
Cena ] I'm not going anywhere.
Edge smirks and nods. Jarrett smiles ear to ear.
[ Jeff
Jarrett ]
I don't know why the hell you're smilin', Edge. There's still only
two of ya'!
The fans suddenly erupt as Christian Cage walks into the shot,
followed by Chavo Guerrero, Jr., Val Venis, Lance Storm, Alex
Shelley and Vince Russo, Sanshiro Takagi, Ric Flair, Bret Hart, and
The Rock. Adam Cole, Bron Breakker, and Eddie Kingston enter the
frame to another huge pop. Jarrett looks around and realizes he's
significantly outnumbered now. Edge shrugs.
[ Edge
] Looks like someone didn't learn their
lesson last month.
Pause.
[ Edge
] EVERYONE hates you, dude.
Jarrett removes his black cowboy hat and looks down at it. His voice
is quiet, less boisterous than usual.
[ Jeff
Jarrett ]
So, we're doin' this right now?
[ Edge
] God damn right we are.
Jarrett sighs and raises his eyes to meet Edge's.
[ Jeff
Jarrett ]
That's a shame. I had a hell of an entrance planned tonight.
[ Edge
] No one gives a damn about your
entrance, Jeff.
Jarrett smirks and tosses the hat aside, then drops his black trench
coat on the floor.
[ Edge
] All that matters tonight... is how
you leave.
Jarrett nods and looks down... then cheap shots Edge with a punch to
the throat! The fans erupt in boos as Jarrett immediately grabs a
handful of Edge's hair and runs him through the interview backdrop!
Everything comes crashing down and sparks fly in every direction!
Jarrett and Edge both go down and tie up, throwing punches on the
concrete floor!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Wait, is this it!? We're doing this right now!?
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
You're damn right we are, Tony! The fate of SGW will be decided
presently!
The Harris Brothers pair off with Sanshiro Takagi and Chavo
Guerrero, Jr.! Rob Conway and Alex Shelley brawl like men possessed,
fighting off-camera within seconds! Ken Kennedy and Christian Cage
throw hands! Bron Breakker and Chris Masters clash together and
immediately engage in a TEST OF STRENGTH during a backstage brawl!?
Val Venis and John Cena both go to work on Scott Steiner, but he
holds his own, refusing to go down! Hook immediately takes Ric
Flair's head off with a clothesline and then focuses on Bret Hart,
but before he can move on him, Adam Cole steps between them and
shakes his head! Cole and Hook tie up and begin throwing wild
punches! The Rock and Gene Snitsky go face to face! The fans
explode. The Rock looks Snitsky up and down and then uses both hands
to shake the oversized belt buckle holding up his leather pants.
[ The Rock
] Whoa, mama! Yeah! Gene Snitsky! Let
the Rock tell ya', the Rock loved the way ya' sacrificed ya'self by
drivin' a car head-on into a semi t' kill Randy Orton back in 2006!
Snitsky's eyes light up and he smiles.
[ Gene
Snitsky ]
Thanks. I liked how you almost helped John Travolta take over the
world with Scientology tequila.
[ The Rock
] Well, let the Rock ask ya' somethin',
Gene Snitsky!
The Rock smells the air.
[ The Rock
] Does it make Gene Snitsky... hard?
Snitsky looks confused.
[ Gene
Snitsky ]
Does... what--
[ The Rock
] --imagining The Rock shoving his SEXY
FOOT up your CANDY ASS!
Big right hand to Snitsky! The Rock stays on him, peppering him with
lefts and rights! The camera focuses on Bron Breakker and Chris
Masters still struggling over the test of strength until Eddie
Kingston approaches with a confused, frustrated look on his face.
Kingston shakes his head and immediately flicks Masters in the nuts
with his knuckle! Masters lets go of Bron's hands and falls to his
knees. Bron and Kingston look at each other.
[ Eddie
Kingston ]
What the fuck are you doin'?! Beat his ass!
Breakker shakes his head, then turns and nails Masters in the side
of the head with a big right hand! Out of the corner of the screen,
we see EMTs checking on Ric Flair, still down from the attack by
Hook. Lance Storm and Bret Hart help them get him clear of the area,
removing themselves from the brawl in the process.
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
It looks like Ric Flair may be injured!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
It was the devious HOOK and that vicious clothesline! It looks like
Lance Storm and Bret Hart are going with him! That's gonna be a
devastating blow to Edge's efforts!
Kingston joins Takagi and Chavo, helping them fight off the Harris
Brothers! The three-on-two brawl gets intense as all five men fight
through the exit door and into the parking lot! One of the cameramen
follows them and we see Ron Harris boot Chavo Guerrero right in the
face, knocking him down! Takagi and Kingston stand together and
fight, but Rob Conway escapes through the door and nails Kingston in
the back with a big forearm before Alex Shelley catches up to him in
hot pursuit! Shelley grabs Conway by his hair and rams him face
first into the hood of a nearby car! With Takagi left standing alone
to face the Harris Brothers, they waste no time in hoisting him up and
DELIVERING AN H-BOMB STRAIGHT THROUGH ANOTHER CAR'S WINDSHIELD!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Good lord! Sanshiro Takagi has to be dead!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
That's another down from the men doing their damndest to defend
Solid Gold Wrestling! Get some bloody EMTs out here!
Back inside, Jarrett and Edge have fought back to their feet. They
brawl away from the interview area and into the catering area!
Jarrett takes over and smashes Edge's face first into one of the
tables, then grabs a bowl of salad and dumps it on Edge's head! Then
he hits him with the plastic bowl! Edge rightfully no-sells the shot
and nails Jarrett in the stomach with a forearm before picking him
up and body slamming him through the table! The fans cheer as
Jarrett is covered in salad dressing and toppings. Edge bends at the
waist and shouts right in Jarrett's face.
[ Edge
] GET UP, JEFF! GET YOUR ASS UP!
He grabs Jarrett by the hair and pulls him up, then lifts him again
for a body slam! Jarrett slips out behind him and Edge turns around
into a big right hand! The impact causes Edge to turn back around
and Jarrett hooks him... STROKE THROUGH ANOTHER CATERING TABLE! The
fans erupt in boos as Edge lays face down in the wreckage! Slices of
bread, deli meat, ketchup and mustard... everywhere. Jarrett flips
Edge over and mounts him. He grabs the back of Edge's head and holds
him in place as he punches away at his forehead!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
This isn't how this was supposed to go down! We were supposed t' be
bloody prepared this time!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Jeff Jarrett is relentless! He'll do anything it takes to keep SGW
in his grasp!
There's a loud crash and the camera pans over to reveal Ken Kennedy
and Christian have fought into the catering area as well. They've
cleared the cutlery table and plastic forks and spoons are
everywhere. Christian tries to ram Kennedy headfirst into the table,
but Kennedy blocks it and elbows Christian in the mid-section.
Kennedy forearms Christian hard in the jaw, almost knocking him
down!
[ Ken
Kennedy ]
You stole my place in history, Christian! The Colossal Towers
should've been the longest reigning tag team champions in history!
Christian looks confused.
[
Christian Cage ]
Seriously? You're still on that!? Move on, dude!
[ Ken
Kennedy ]
The man who booked Demolition in 2020 just so he could get his win
back is gonna tell me to move on?! PLEASE!
Christian favors his mid-section and exhales deeply.
[
Christian Cage ]
Whatever happened in 2006, it doesn't even matter. Colossal Towers,
Edge and Christian? Those reigns are dust in the wind. The longest
reigning tag team champs in history are the Imperfect 10s now. Can
we at least agree on that being the absolute WORST?
Kennedy thinks it over and nods.
[ Ken
Kennedy ]
Point taken.
[
Christian Cage ]
Thank you!
And then Christian boots him in the stomach and suplexes him
straight through the table!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Ken Kennedy has been neutralized by Captain Charisma!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
Well, thank the bloody stars, we can finally put the rivalry between
Edge and Christian and the Colossal Towers behind us!
The impact from the table bump causes a nearby Nyla Rose to drop her
sandwich on the floor. Christian rolls over, out of the wreckage,
and eyes Nyla Rose looking down at her sandwich. Nyla reaches down
and picks up the sandwich and looks it over. She shrugs and takes a
bite as Christian pumps his fist victoriously, another successful
sandwich on the floor moment in SGW. Nyla Rose then kneels next to
the fallen Christian, still chewing.
[ Nyla
Rose ]
Joke's on you, bitch. I LOVE floor sandwiches.
Christian's shoulders slump.
[
Christian Cage ]
Well, that gag is dead.
Nyla walks out of the shot as Christian falls back into the wreckage
with Kennedy. Jarrett pulls Edge back to his feet and whips him into
the wall-- NO! Edge reverses it and sends Jarrett face first into
the wall! Edge follows him in and goes for a running yakuza kick,
but Jarrett moves and Edge puts his foot clean through the wall! The
fans "OHHHH" in response and Jarrett begins forearming Edge in the
back before pulling him free and nailing him with a big right hand!
Edge returns the favor and takes over with a knee lift... then
SUPLEXES JARRETT ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR! Jarrett cries out in pain as
Edge sits up and whips the ketchup and mustard thick hair out of his
eyes.
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Finally, Jarrett is down!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
Indeed, Jeff Jarrett is down but it's meaningless until they're
inside the triple cage! You've got t' get him t' the bloody ring,
Edge!
In the other area, Cena and Val Venis continue fighting with
Scott Steiner until he gets his hands on a lead pipe and uses it to
nail Venis in the knee! Venis goes down, seething with pain!
Cena catches the pipe as Steiner tries to bring it down on his
head! They fight over it before Cena knees him in the stomach
and causes him to drop it! However, Steiner doesn't back down,
booting Cena in the mid-section and planting him with a T-BONE
SUPLEX ON THE FLOOR! The fans boo loudly as Steiner walks over and
picks up the Triple Crown championship. He stands over Cena and
then bends at the waist, holding the title up right in his face.
[ Scott
Steiner ]
Punk ass bitch! You ain't no real champion!
He gives the belt a good shake.
[ Scott
Steiner ]
Not like me... not like Double J! You ain't shit! I HELD THIS FUCKER
FOUR TIMES! YOU AIN'T SHIT, BOY--
Cena punches up into Steiner's face! The fans pop huge! Cena
rises to his feet and begins peppering Steiner with punches until
he drops the belt. Steiner stands on the edge of a stairwell, rage
burning in his eyes. Cena picks up the title and holds it tightly in
both hands.
[ John Cena ]
You wanna fight? YOU GOT A FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
And then he charges...
nailing Steiner in the head with it and sending him tumbling down
the stairs! The fans explode as Steiner lays completely still at the
bottom!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Scotty, no!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
Friend or foe, he brought it on himself, Tony! Once again, I beg
someone, anyone, please call some EMTs to the scene!
We quickly cut away and see Adam Cole and Hook still throwing bombs
at one another! They fight out into the parking lot where we see
Alex Shelley and Rob Conway trading punches on top of an SUV. Ron
Harris is seated on the pavement as Eddie Kingston works
his forehead over with a board with a nail in it! Chavo Guerrero
clutches Pepe with both hands and looks around at his surroundings,
unchallenged. He sees a nearby trashcan and approaches it. Chavo and
Pepe both look down inside.
[ Pepe
] ... .. . .. . .... ..
Chavo nods confidently.
[ Chavo
Guerrero, Jr. ]
You're right, Pepe. If this is the end for SGW, let's burn this
mother down!
Chavo removes some matches from his pocket and lights the trashcan
on fire! Within seconds, Cole and Hook brawl closer and Hook tries
to shove Adam Cole's face into the fire! Cole fights back with
elbows to the mid-section and then turns and SUPERKICKS HOOK! Hook
staggers back and falls to a rest against the bumper of a nearby
car! Cole looks at the trashcan and then at Chavo.
[ Adam
Cole ]
Seriously!? What are you thinking!?
[ Chavo
Guerrero, Jr. ]
It was Pepe's idea! I swear!
They're interrupted by a loud crash! The camera pans over to reveal
Rob Conway planting Alex Shelley on top of the SUV with a BIG BODY
SLAM! Shelley slides off and lands on the pavement below. Conway
laughs evilly and climbs down. Shelley writhes in pain on the
ground. Rob Conway opens the driver's side door and place Shelley's
head inside. He prepares to slam it shut on his head but Vince Russo
charges in out of nowhere with his baseball bat and nails Conway in
the back with it! Alex Shelley rolls out of the way and Conway falls
right in his place. Russo raises the bat to finish off Conway but
Conway raises his hand to hopefully block the blow.
[ Rob
Conway ]
Russo, please! We were partners, man!
Russo lowers the bat slightly, seeming unable to do it. Shelley
struggles back to his feet and gently shoves Russo out of the way.
He places one hand on the car door and looks down at Conway. Conway
continues begging off.
[ Rob
Conway ]
Shelley, brother! What we had was beautiful! It can be again! What
do ya' say, man? One more run for The Pulse?
Shelley glares down at Conway.
[ Alex
Shelley ]
Sorry, Rob. When it comes to Pulse reunions... I'm afraid the door
is closed--
BAM! HE SLAMS THE DOOR ON CONWAY'S HEAD!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Goodness gracious! Someone has to stop this madness!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
Unfortunately, after the events of The Death of SGW, something like
this was inevitable!
We catch up with Jarrett and Edge as Edge guides Jarrett through the
backstage area. Jarrett has blood trickling from a wound above his
eyebrow. Seconds later, Edge throws Jarrett forward and he tumbles
through the curtain and onto the stage! The fans explode as Edge
follows him out, trembling with intensity! Jarrett slowly gets back
to his feet, standing at the edge of the stage. Edge pounds his
chest and then points out at the fans before charging... AND
SPEARING JARRETT OFF THE STAGE AND THROUGH TWO TABLES! The fans
explode! Jarrett and Edge are both lying completely still!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
This might be over before it even begins!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
I don't believe it for a second! If this match somehow ends in a no
contest, the ownership of SGW will remain with Jeff Jarrett and this is the
bloody end of it all! Edge knows this... everyone back there knows this! They
won't allow this to be how it all comes to an end!
We go backstage again and immediately see The Rock planting Gene
Snitsky with a ROCK BOTTOM on the concrete, then picking him up and
dumping him in a nearby equipment box! Snitsky has been neutralized!
We quickly cut to the parking lot where we see Vince Russo looking
on as Alex Shelley and Eddie Kingston pull Sanshiro Takagi out of
the windshield. Adam Cole just looks on as Chavo Guerrero, Jr. jabs Ron
Harris above the eyebrow with the broken off tip of Pepe's stick!
Blood streams down Ron's face as he cries out in pain!
[ Adam
Cole ]
Jesus Christ.
[ Chavo
Guerrero, Jr. ]
It's Pepe's idea! I swear!
CRASH! The fans explode as Bron Breakker tackles Chris Masters
through the door and into the parking lot! Breakker stands up,
hocks, and spits next to Masters. Masters sits up and Breakker
snatches his wrist, pulling him effortlessly up onto his shoulder
and charges... POWER SLAMMING HIM ONTO THE HOOD OF A CAR! Breakker
flexes and roars, then turns and joins the others as they converge
in a circle around HOOK! Hook raises his fists and refuses to back
down!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Hook is channeling the spirit of his father, refusing to back down!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
And that would be Taz, not the cowardly low life masquerading as his
father who wants to burn SGW to the ground!
Just as it looks like Hook is about to get the beating of his life,
we hear a voice from off-camera.
[ Steve
Austin ]
Step aside. Ol' Stone Cold's got this.
Breakker and Kingston step aside, allowing Austin to enter the
circle. Austin gets right in Hook's face, staring him down. Hook
looks right back at Austin and then around him at the men who were
prepared to give him a beating. Hook lowers his fists and Austin
nods.
[ Steve
Austin ]
That's what I thought.
Austin turns and points at the bodies scattered around the parking
lot.
[ Steve
Austin ]
Ya'll clean up all this shit and put Jarrett's little boyfriends in
a damn dumpster somewhere.
Austin turns back to Hook.
[ Steve
Austin ]
As for this one, don't let him go nowhere. I ain't done with him by
a damn sight!
Austin turns to walk away but he only makes it a few steps before
Adam Cole stops him.
[ Adam
Cole ]
Hey! You got us takin' out the trash... what the hell are you gonna
do, huh?
Austin doesn't even look over his shoulder as he responds.
[ Steve
Austin ]
What's it look like? I'm gonna save the fuckin' day!
Back in the arena, we see Edge begin to stir in the wreckage of the
tables. Jarrett still isn't moving. The fans cheer loudly as
Christian Cage emerges from the back and climbs down from the stage.
He pulls Edge to his feet and throws his arm over his shoulder. As
the camera pans out, we see that the TRIPLE CAGE has already been
lowered and the contract is hanging above the top tier. There are
ladders standing around the ringside area inside the cage. Two more
ladders are inside the middle tier.
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
What an intimidating structure that is... and here's Christian Cage
to help Edge on his way to the ring, just as I expected. Of course, the match
won't officially begin until both men are inside the cage.
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
This has been truly intense thus far. I can only imagine what's
going to happen once the match begins and the stakes become real!
Chrstian walks Edge along the ramp and they reach the ringside area.
Paul Turner opens the door and allows Christian to walk Edge inside.
Christian helps Edge onto the apron and rolls him into the ring.
Christian turns and faces the ramp just in time to see Lance Storm,
Bret Hart, and Val Venis pulling Jeff Jarrett out of the wreckage.
Venis is noticeably favoring his knee as he throws one of Jarrett's
arms across his shoulders. Storm takes the other and Bret trails
behind them as they drag Jarrett toward the cage.
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
I just received word from the back that Ric Flair is doing fine
following the attack from Hook backstage. The presence of Lance Storm and Bret
Hart would seem to indicate that's true.
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Look at the SGW locker room working together to make this match
happen! You just know Val Venis is enjoying dragging Jeff Jarrett to his doom
inside the three tiers of steel!
Storm and Venis drag Jarrett past Christian and through the cage
door. They throw Jarrett's lifeless body into the ring and then exit
the cage. Mike Chioda is standing in the middle of the ring and he
shouts at Paul Turner to lock the cage! With everyone locked out but
Chioda, Edge, and Jarrett, Paul Turner slips a chain through the
cage door and padlocks it in place!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
This is it! The battle for Solid Gold Wrestling can officially
begin!
Mike Chioda calls for the bell! The fans explode!
REFEREE: Mike Chioda
| TIME LIMIT: No Time Limit
Edge uses the ropes to pull
himself to his feet. He posts up in the corner and glares across the
ring at the fallen Jeff Jarrett. Jarrett begins to stir and rolls
over on his side. He pushes himself up to all fours and then grabs
onto the bottom rope. Jarrett is trembling with exertion as he
pushes himself up. Suddenly, the fans begin to cheer loudly.
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
This is it! It's happening!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
One of these men will decide the fate of Solid Gold Wrestling!
John Cena walks out from the back with his titles
on his shoulders. They're followed out by Bron Breakker, Adam Cole,
Eddie Kingston, Alex Shelley, Vince Russo, Chavo Guerrero, Jr., The
Rock, and Sanshiro Takagi. They all join Christian Cage, Lance
Storm, Bret Hart, and Val Venis as they watch from outside the cage.
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Look! Everyone's here to see what happens!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
This match means more to them than anyone could possibly know!
Jarrett finally stands on spaghetti legs and turns around... INTO A
SPEAR! The fans pop huge as Edge rises to his feet and thrashes his
hair around! Edge backs up into the corner and gestures for Jarrett
to get up! Seconds later, Jarrett does just that and walks right
into a SECOND SPEAR! The fans EXPLODE! Edge rolls off of Jarrett and
pounds on the mat before sitting up on both knees. He looks out at
the fans and nods before pushing himself off the mat and returning
to the corner! He kneels down and motions for Jarrett to get up
again!
[ Edge
] GET UP, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Jarrett slowly stands, hanging onto the top rope so he doesn't fall
down.
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
DO IT, EDGE!
Sweat drips off his face as he turns around... and EDGE TURNS HIM
INSIDE OUT WITH A THIRD SPEAR! Jarrett is sprawled out flat on the
mat as Edge remains on his knees next to him. Edge looks down at
Jarrett and then up through the cage roof, eyeing the contract
above. Edge smiles ear to ear and nods. Edge gets up and rolls out
of the ring. He grabs one of the ladders and slides it under the
bottom rope. Seconds later, he's back inside and setting the ladder
up.
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
Edge is about to make his way up through the hatch into the second
tier!
Edge makes sure the ladder is steady and places one foot on the
bottom rung... but he struggles to lift his other foot. The fans
seem confused until the camera zooms in and reveals a giant fist
protruding from a hole in the mat, gripping Edge's ankle! Edge looks
panicked and the men outside the cage begin raising hell, knowing
something unfair is going down! Suddenly, the hole becomes bigger
and bigger until... THE BIG NASTY CRAWLS OUT!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
You've got t' be bloody joking! The Big Nasty is BACK!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
How do you stop someone like Jeff Jarrett, Nigel!? The man has
back-up plans for his back-up plans!
Edge looks horrified as "The Big Nasty" Paul Wight emerges from a
hole in the ring, laughing maniacally! He pulls Edge down from the
ladder and throws him hard into the corner on the opposite side of
the ring! The fans are booing like crazy, but before Big Nasty can
do anything else--
THE GLASS SHATTERS!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
IT'S... STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!
The fans LOSE THEIR SHIT as the entrance set-up is torn to shreds...
when Steve Austin drives a BLACK AND GOLD SGW MONSTER TRUCK OUT FROM
THE BACK! The champion, Christian, and the rest of the SGW loyalists
move aside as Austin blasts down the ramp and rams the monster truck
into the cage! One side of the cage falls down hard and WAFFLES THE
BIG NASTY STRAIGHT TO THE MAT, PINNING HIM DOWN! HE'S UNCONSCIOUS!
Edge looks on from the corner with a big smile on his face! Steve
Austin climbs out of the monster truck through the window and stands
on the hood with two beers! Edge offers Austin a thumbs up and
Austin responds by smashing the beers together and pouring them all
over his face!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
Nothing's over until Stone Cold says so!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
I see what you did there!
Edge sees Jeff Jarrett is still lying flat on his back and sets his
ladder back up. He begins climbing and reaches the top. Edge fiddles
with the hatch and pushes it open, then climbs into the second tier!
Edge rests there for a moment before retrieving one of the other
ladders and setting it up inside the second tier. On the mat below,
Jeff Jarrett struggles back to his feet and lays eyes on the fallen
Big Nasty before realizing that Edge has already climbed to the
second tier. Jarrett swallows hard and begins climbing, slowly but
surely!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Double J is back on his feet!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
But is it too late to catch up?! Climb, Edge! Bloody climb!
Jarrett reaches the hatch and climbs inside just as Edge is about to
crawl into the top tier. Jarrett uses a burst of adrenaline to lunge
forward and grab Edge's ankle, pulling him down into the second
tier! Edge and Jarrett trade punches before Jarrett snaps and
snatches Edge by the hair, ragdolling him repeatedly into the cage
walls! Edge looks out of it as Jarrett boots him in the stomach and
PLANTS HIM with a DDT on the cage floor! Jarrett rests next to him
for a moment before looking up and getting back to his feet. Jarrett
sets the ladder back up and begins to climb. After a sluggish climb,
Jarrett reaches the final hatch and pushes it open. Jarrett gets
about halfway out before Edge comes to and climbs the ladder as
well.
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Come on, Edge! Stop him before it's too late!
Edge catches Jarrett's ankle, but it's too late. Jarrett rolls onto
the top tier where it's revealed that he's planted a GOLDEN GUITAR!
The fans erupt in boos as Jarrett scrambles for the guitar and gets
his hands on it. Edge follows him out and Jarrett turns, swinging
the guitar down! Edge catches his wrists and boots him in the
stomach, making him drop the guitar! Edge goes for the EDGECUTION
but Jarrett spins out of it and hooks Edge for the STROKE-- NO! Edge
elbows his way out! He goes for the EDGECUTION again but Jarrett
pushes him backward and BOTH MEN FALL FROM THE TOP TIER TO THE
SECOND!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
Both men are down and I'm not certain they're getting back up!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Neither man is willing to give the other an inch! This is
pandemonium!
Edge and Jarrett both lay completely still on the second tier roof.
The contract sways back and forth above the top tier. Everyone
watches from the floor, shouting encouragement at Edge. Mike Chioda
climbs up onto the second tier and opens the cage door to check on
both men. Edge begins to stir first, sitting up and resting back
against the cage. Jarrett gets up to all fours and then collapses
down on his face. Edge slowly gets up and uses the cage to keep
himself stable before finally beginning to climb back up. Edge gets
one knee on the top tier before shaking his head and climbing back
down! Mike Chioda is standing between Edge and Jarrett, so Edge
snatches him by his shirt and whips him around, turning his back to
Jarrett in the process... allowing Jarrett to come alive and nail
Edge with a low blow! The fans boo loudly!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Dammit, Jeff! Why are you the way you are!?
Edge falls to his knees and Jarrett turns to begin climbing! Edge
fights against the pain and grabs Jarrett by his pants, pulling him
back down. Jarrett responds with a big right hand! Edge nails
Jarrett with a right hand of his own! They trade punches until Edge
takes over with a boot to the stomach. He hooks him... EDGECUTION ON
THE CAGE FLOOR! Both men are down! Mike Chioda is shouting at them
to check their status but neither man is answering him.
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
The first man to their feet might win this thing.
Finally, Edge struggles back to his feet and begins slowly climbing.
Jarrett pushes himself back up to all fours and then places his
hands on the cage. Chioda gets closer to Jarrett, asking him if he
can continue. Jarrett violently pushes him away, almost sending him
over the edge! Chioda collects himself and backs off. Jarrett begins
climbing just as Edge rolls over onto the top tier. Edge grabs the
guitar as Jarrett reaches the top. Edge raises the guitar and
Jarrett boots him in the stomach! Edge drops the guitar and Jarrett
goes for the STROKE! Edge elbows out of it and then nails Jarrett
with a big right hand! The fans are going wild as they exchange
punches with the contract hanging within reach just overhead!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Nigel, look! Here comes Scotty!
The fans boo loudly as Scott Steiner emerges from the back, limping.
Steiner is covered in cuts and bruises from the spill he took down
the stairs earlier. His bleach blonde hair is stained red in the
back from an open gash he suffered on the landing. He's gripping a
lead pipe with both hands as he walks down the ramp. All of Edge's
supporters turn around and face the ramp as Steiner makes his way
down.
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
He can't possibly think he can take them all!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
Scotty, old friend, don't do this!
Steiner's body is trembling with pain. He can barely stand. As he
approaches the men surrounding the cage, Edge gets Jarrett reeling
with a series of right hands and then kicks him low! Jarrett falls
to his knees and Edge picks up the golden guitar. Bron Breakker
steps away from the pack and meets his uncle on the ramp. Steiner
and Breakker go nose to nose. No words are exchanged, they stare
each other down. Steiner looks up at Edge and Jarrett on the top
tier and then back at his nephew. Breakker's gaze dares Steiner to
do something... but as Steiner watches Edge pick up the golden
guitar again and hold Jarrett dead to rights, he simply drops the
lead pipe and turns around, abandoning his partner!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
That's it, Scotty! That's the right decision... for you and SGW!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Twenty years of working with Jeff Jarrett or not, Scott Steiner
knows when he's wasting his time! Let Jarrett settle this one
himself, friend!
Steiner disappears through the curtain and Jarrett stands up on
spaghetti legs... BAM! EDGE SHATTERS THE GOLDEN GUITAR OVER
JARRETT'S HEAD! The fans explode as Jarrett free falls backward and
lands on the second tier with the busted guitar frame still around
his neck! Edge looks down at the motionless Jarrett and brushes the
hair back out of his face before turning and looking up at the
dangling contract. The fans are going nuts!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
DO IT, EDGE! THIS IS YOUR CHANCE!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
He's got it! WE'VE BLOODY WON!
Edge reaches up and grabs the contract! It's over!
WINNER
& OWNER OF SGW
EDGE in 14:29
The fans are cheering loudly as Edge stands
on top of the cage, staring down at the contract.
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
What a fight! What a WAR!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
It's all over, Tony. I thought I'd have something more t' say... but I don't.
"Metalingus" plays throughout the arena
as the roster empties out from the back and surrounds the ring, even lining up
both sides of the ramp. EMTs rush out afterward and cut the Big Nasty free, then
roll him out on a stretcher. Another couple EMTs scale the cage and check on
Jeff Jarrett, then work on getting him down. Eventually, they reach the bottom
with him and he refuses to lie down on the stretcher, pushing one of them away
before falling forward and catching himself on one knee.
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Stubborn to the bitter end!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
I don't think bitter is a strong enough word for that man.
Sting walks out from the back in a suit
and stands on the stage, giving Edge a thumbs up and then applauding. Jarrett
gets back to his feet and refuses to look any of the SGW roster in the eyes as
he makes his way up the ramp, toward Sting. Jarrett gets right in Sting's face.
Sting simply stares right back at him.
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
He better not lay a hand on the Stinger!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
Look at the man, he can barely stand! You know he's not--
Jarrett goes for a big right hand but
Sting blocks it and PUNCHES HIM DOWN! The fans explode as Jarrett goes down and
rolls all the way down the ramp, past every member of the SGW locker room!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
YES, GET HIM, STINGER!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
Idiot.
As soon as Jarrett comes to a stop at
the edge of the ramp, Steve Austin cracks open two cans of beer and pours them
all over Jarrett's face! Jarrett doesn't even move until the EMTs collect him
and force him onto a stretcher, then take him to the back!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Get Jarrett out of here!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
Austin is a national treasure. One of the greats!
Jeff Jarrett is wheeled up the ramp and
through the curtain. Edge makes his way down with the contract and walks out the
cage door. He shakes hands with John Cena and Val Venis before giving Christian
a hug. Sting makes his way down the ramp, applauding. Edge stares him down and
looks at the contract.
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
Is... is Edge having second thoughts?
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
I'm honestly not sure.
Just as it looks like Sting's look of
pride is beginning to falter, Edge nods and hands him the contract. Sting looks
down at it and removes a pen from his jacket. He writes his name at the bottom
and then holds up the contract for all to see! The SGW locker room erupts,
cheering, clapping, jumping up and down! Sting cups his mouth with his free hand
and howls, drawing another big pop!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
That's it! Sting has done it!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
Syndicate Sports has regained control of Solid Gold Wrestling!
[ Tony
Schiavone ]
It's a brave new world!
[ Nigel
McGuinness ]
One I can't wait to see explored for years to come, Tony!
As everyone celebrates, the camera pans
around and travels up the ramp... revealing Dolph Ziggler standing on the stage,
having already changed out of his gear and into street clothes. He's red in the
face as he stares at the celebration going on at ringside, wanting no part of
it. He watches John Cena give Edge a big hug with the Triple Crown and
Television titles on him. Though he was the savior of SGW just one month ago,
it's like the fickle fans and SGW locker room have already forgotten he exists.
As everyone celebrates, they have no
idea that just fifty feet away--
--the thunder rolls.
Hours later.
Jeff Jarrett exits the arena with his
head down, barely able to walk following his match. With luggage in hand, he is
immediately bathed in flashing red and blue lights. Confused, he looks around
sees a collection of police cars, and uniformed men walking in his direction.
[
Officer
]
Jeff Jarrett, put the bags down and come with us. You're under arrest.
Jarrett raises an eyebrow and sets his
bags down.
[
Jeff Jarrett ]
What the hell for?
Without answering him, two officers sweep
his feet out from under him and put him face down on the pavement. His black
cowboy hat falls off and lands somewhere next to him. His hands are forced
behind his back and handcuffs are applied. Seconds later, Edge and Christian
walk out the rear exit in street clothes. They look just as surprised as Jarrett
to see what's going on. One of the officer's plants his knee in Jarrett's back.
[
Officer
]
You're under arrest for the murder of Peter "Taz" Senerchia. You have the right
to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court
of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one
will be appointed to you. Do you understand?
[
Jeff Jarrett ]
Yeah, I understand, slappy.
The officers yank Jarrett up to his feet.
As they walk him toward the police car, a man steps out from among the police
officers. Jarrett immediately recognizes him.
[
Jeff Jarrett ]
So, your ass made a deal, huh?
Randy Orton tilts his head and cracks his
neck, then snorts and spits right in Jarrett's face.
[
Randy Orton
] Yeah, I made a
deal, you piece of shit.
Edge and Christian approach and one of the
officer's opens the door to his cruiser, preparing to shove Jarrett inside.
Jarrett stops and turns slightly, looking at Edge and Christian with a cocky
smile despite his current situation.
[
Jeff Jarrett ]
Edge... Christian... I been pullin' ya'lls strings for so damn long, what the
hell are ya'll gonna do without me?
There's a twinkle in Jarrett's eye as the
officer shoves him inside and slams the door shut.
[
Christian Cage
] Dick.
[
Edge
] Always has to have
the last word.
Seconds later, the cruisers are gone and the parking lot is dark with the
exception of a few street lamps. Edge and Christian turn to address Orton, but
he's gone as if he was never even there to begin with.
[
Edge
] Damn.
[
Christian Cage
] Never was one for
goodbyes, I guess.
They both stand there quietly for a moment.
[
Christian Cage
] Well, where do we
go from here? Edge
scratches his chin.
[
Edge
] Ya' know, a
vacation sounds great right about now.
[
Christian Cage
] That was actually
a rhetorical question to give our last moment on camera some depth and meaning,
like SGW Forever--
Edge just glares at Christian.
[
Christian Cage
] Ah, screw it. A
vacation sounds great, dude.
They walk off-camera, bickering back and
forth. As their voices become more and more distant, the camera pans over and
then down to reveal Jeff Jarrett's black cowboy hat resting in the light of a
street lamp. We slowly zoom in on it until we hear gravel crunching under
someone's feet. We see a hand reach down and pick up the hat and the camera
follows that hand all the way up to their bald head. Steve Austin puts the hat
on and frowns.
[ Steve Austin
] Fits like
shit. Austin
removes the hat and flings it off into the distance like a frisbee. We hear the
rustle of a bag and the camera pans over to reveal Hook standing just behind
Austin, eating from a bag of chips. Austin looks over his shoulder and sneers.
[
Steve Austin ] Come
on, kid. We got work t' do.
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