Commentators - Mauro Ranallo,
& Renee Young
The scene opens up in the backstage area. Colt Cabana walks into Jim
Cornette’s office, but Jim isn’t to be found.
He turns around, to see Alex Shelley staring at something, with his
face in disbelief, he starts to talk.
Alex Shelley: Jim.. Jim’s
Colt Cabana: Vanished?
Shelley turns around, and starts to speak to Colt.
Alex Shelley: Yeah, you dipshit,
he’s disappeared. There’s a note of somesort, seems to have come
from Jim, but I’m not so sure.
Colt picks up the note and reads it before putting it down.
Colt Cabana: Yeah, that wasn’t
Alex Shelley: How do you know?
Colt Cabana: He didn’t put me
down, there’s no way in hell that’s him.
Alex takes a look at the letter again, and nods in agreement. He
Alex Shelley: Guess I’ll start
looking for him.
Colt Cabana: I don’t think you
need to honestly. Do you really miss him?
Shelley sits back down, and starts looking at the monitor.
Alex Shelley: Nah, you’re right.
We go back to the ring, as we get ready for our first match of the
+ TIME LIMIT -
Allie gets out to the ring, and immediately asks Becky to pet her
belly, screaming at her to do it. Becky looks at Allie all strange,
and odd, not sure what to do about this, but she starts to come
closer to Allie, before she quickly backs away. Allie starts to meow
a bit as Becky starts to get a bit weird about Allie doing all this.
We suddenly start seeing Becky attack Allie by kicking her in the
gut, knocking her down to one knee. Allie starts to growl a bit at
Becky annoyed she got hit, but she gets back up and delivers a hard
right to the side of Becky’s head. Becky follows up with a forearm
of her own before the two continue to deliver strong shots back and
Becky gets up and delivers a stiff kick to the side of Allie’s head.
Becky makes the cover, but Allie kicks out at two. Becky takes a
look at Allie and starts to deliver strong left and rights, as Allie
starts to cover her face. The referee asks Becky to get off of
Allie, but she puts in a few more shots before getting back up.
Allie gets up slowly, as Becky is stalking her a bit, and delivers a
strong Becks-Plex down to the mat. She covers Allie again and gets a
three count and the victory. Becky gets up and smirks as she starts
looking over at the downed Kat.
+ WINNER +
BECKY LYNCH via PINFALL in 05:11
Sarah Logan already stands in the ring holding a mic. Stationary
too, rather than her typical erratic stomping.
She’s focused, staring out into the crowd with a subtly cunning,
toothy smirk. Her tone is relatively smooth and collected, compared
to her usual erratic shouting.
Sarah Logan: ...Hyper Mizow. The
“Goddess of Shock” Champion.
The crowd pops enthusiastically.
Sarah Logan: A lot of y’all
think I’m a joke. You think I’m just some lackey who doesn’t know a
thing about anything. ...You just think I’m nothin’, don’t you?
A bunch of cheers in the affirmative.
Sarah Logan: But somehow, this
girl playin’ pretend, this girl actin’ like she’s some hero, this
GIRL who can barely ride a bicycle!...who can barely do anything
without fallin’ right on her face!...you think she can’t do NOTHIN’
The crowd boos.
The viking warrior shakes her head, scowling with disgust.
Sarah Logan: But me? I won the
biggest battle royal in wrestling history! I threw out wrestlers! I
threw out celebrities! I FEASTED ON THE REMAINS OF BUGS BUNNY!
Her eyes widen as her voice raises. ...She settles herself down.
Sarah Logan: ...At Supremacy? I
PROVED my supremacy! ...But what did I get for it, huh? A whole
bunch of nothin’. ...That’s the theme, huh? Y’all don’t want to give
me anything, so I just gotta keep takin’ it. And keep takin’ I will.
...Hyper Mizow? At Shockwave, I’m challengin’ you for your “Goddess
of Shock” Championship. But don’t worry. I’m not expectin’ you to
come out and accept. Not right now. You’re too busy doin’ what you
do, aren’t you?
She shrugs nonchalantly.
Sarah Logan: While Hyper Mizow
is out stumblin’ around, bumblin’ about like the FOOL she is, I’m
out providin’ for my family! I’m out supportin’ my husband, huntin’
for all the gay meat he likes. Foragin’ for all his favorite fruits
and vegetables, makin’ sure the chickens lay enough eggs. ...I’m out
here tryin’ to change the world! Tryin’ to make it better! Tryin’ to
treat it right! I’m takin’ down factory farming! I’m takin’ a stand
against a system that DRAINS and DESTROYS its people AND the Earth!
...I’M THE FUCKIN’ HERO HERE! I’M THE FUCKIN’ HERO! SARAH
With that huge shriek and contemptuous, wild glimmer in her eyes,
she’s lost it.
The crowd’s boos hit their most thunderous point thus far.
Sarah Logan: AND AT
With the sound of a bell Hyper Misao comes down on the combat cycle
3.0 she seems to be struggling to maintain balance on the bicycle.
But stops at ringside and clambors into the ring holding a gift in
Hyper Misao: Hello, Sarah!
Sarah grits her teeth, red in the face.
The green hero looks back at the translation on the tron to make
sure it’s accurate, before turning back.
Hyper Misao: May we speak hero
to hero? You wish to make the planet better, but in that I wish to
protect love and peace. Our morals do not clash, so on that note I
accept your challenge, but I wish for it to have one rule in place.
But before I announce the rule a peace offering!
She extends the box over to Sarah Logan wrapped neatly with a bow.
The viking appears slightly satiated by the hero’s answer to her
challenge, but the appeasement vanishes the second she sees the
gift-box, reverting back to furious eyes.
Sarah Logan: ...The FUCK is
this? I don’t want your shit! ...You can take your green fairy dust
and get the FUCK out of my ring!
Emphatic boos from the crowd.
Sarah points threateningly towards Hyper Misao, and for all we know
could be ready to shoot an arrow straight into her face, but she
just sticks with her pointing.
Hyper Misao frowns.
Hyper Misao: I assure you this
is no fairy dust! This is a gift you opened yourself up to something
important so I wished to return the favor. Here!
She opens the gift and pulls out a bag of cream puffs bought from
the convenience store.
Hyper Misao: This, it is a
symbol of our rivalry which has taken many shapes but in the end we
are still heroes! So I give you the respect of your origin with what
was the origin of my own heroic journey!
The viking’s outraged in absolute shock. Her mouth contorts, as she
rips open the bag of creampuffs, staring into it with disdain.
Sarah Logan: ...PROCESSED FOODS?
I don’t eat processed fuckin’ foods! ...The only symbolism here is
that YOU’RE a cream puff to BEAT, Mizow! And I’ll prove it at
Shockwave! ...But here!...it’s time for you to live out your fuckin’
She smiles toothily and wickedly before cramming a cream puff
straight into Hyper Misao’s face, the cream smudging all over.
The crowd boos voraciously, beginning to urge their hero on with a
chant for “Hyper Misao”, hoping for retaliation.
But she’s just too dejected.
Sarah cackles villainously, proud of her actions, as the fans rain
boos on her. She drops to the canvas and rolls out of the ring,
savoring the dejection on her adversary’s face.
John Cone +
TIME LIMIT -
takes Gage five minutes to get to the ring after he makes his way
through the crowd as the crowd loves “The King” here in Nashville.
Blackman looks on, kinda confused by the fans allure for Gage. Gage
starts smirking a bit, and starts laughing at Blackman, yelling at
him to start kicking the shit out of him. Blackman nods and starts
rushing after Gage.
Gage starts to protect himself as Blackman delivers a bunch of left
and rights to the body and face of Gage. Gage pushes him back and
tells him to relax as Gage starts to rush him dropkicks him down to
the corner. Gage starts to run to the opposite corner, and delivers
a face wash with his right foot to the face of Blackman.
Gage picks up Blackman and delivers a strong suplex putting Blackman
stiff on his back. Blackman gets up slowly but delivers some elbows
to the stomach of Gage. Gage goes down to one knee, and starts to
look over to Blackman asking him to knock him out. Blackman listens
to Gage and delivers a strong stiff kick to the side of the head.
Gage crumples down to the mat, where Blackman makes the cover, and
gets the three count for the win. Blackman looks over at Gage, and
smirks a bit before getting up to his feet and walking out.
+ WINNER +
STEVE BLACKMAN via PINFALL in 07:33
They said it didn't matter.
Everything was going to be alright.
It was all just a dream.
Tomorrow would be a new day.
But, they were wrong.
Everything was not alright.
It wasn't a dream, it was reality.
And nothing was going to change.
A figure appears.
It's a masked man, holding his arms out to his sides.
As a faint light appears to brighten, the figure is revealed.
Behind the mask.
The Phenomenal One, AJ Styles.
Just maybe, they were right...
This is the dawn of a new era.
My friends, if that's the case.
+ TIME LIMIT -
Carlito comes out, as Otis is sitting there waiting for him talking
with Tucker and Duggan on strategy. Duggan takes one look at Carlito
and tells Otis to squish him. Otis smirks and agrees as Ticker and
Duggan walk to the back and the two lock up, but Otis quickly gets a
power advantage and pushes Carlito down.
Carlito takes a look at the outside, and starts to roll out of the
ring to slowly, regroup and collect himself. Otis rushes to the
outside and starts to chase Carltio around the ring. Carlito rolls
back in, as Otis follows, but he quickly starts getting some kicks
to the gut, as the referee starts pushing Carlito away from Otis so
he can get himself back up.
Carlito gets back to the corner, allowing Otis to get up, and Otis
rushes towards him, and crushes him with a big splash towards the
corner. Carlito falls over and he quickly follows up by rushing
towards Carlito with a cannonball splash. Otis then pulls Carlito
more towards the middle of the ring, and bounces off the ropes and
delivers the Caterpillar.
Otis makes the cover, and gets the three count defeating Carlito and
squishing him like a bug.
+ WINNER +
OTIS via PINFALL in 02:21
The scene opens up as we see Becky walking down the hall, looking
extremely annoyed from what’s happened just a few weeks ago still,
she has a harsh grudge now, and she knows that Sonya won’t be far to
find in this arena. She heads into the locker room, swinging open
the door quite roughly as the patience has run out quickly.
Becky Lynch: Any of yous seen
Becky glares around the locker room with a piercing gaze, and then
suddenly a voice pops out from nowhere, from an undisclosed wrestler
in the locker room.
??: You mean Misao?
Becky Lynch: No! I don’t mean
her, lassie! Sonya. Where is Sonya? I need to know.
There is a bit more silence as it seems they know something Becky
Becky Lynch: What? The Grim
Reaper hasn’t got to her before me, has they?
??: She still walks.
Becky Lynch: Then what?!
A few girls look over to a torn open box, with a tossed aside letter
sitting there waiting for a recipient.
Becky Lynch: That for me?
Nobody answers as Becky walks forward to check out the box, but goes
for the letter first as it’s not even touched in the slightest. A
lot of people don’t appreciate the time and effort someone puts into
a letter, so she opens the envelope and pulls out the letter and it
says as follows…
To The Chump,
Enjoy your new crown, it’s the closest you’re going to get to one
while I’m around.
From, your worst nightmare.
Becky grabs the letter from both ends and rips it in half and looks
in the box, and tips it up onto the floor, a plastic tiara. In a
pure rage she stomps on the tiara, shattering it, and walks out of
the locker room to try and find her rival.
DOLPH ZIGGLER vs.
John Cone +
TIME LIMIT -
Ziggler and Styles stare one another down, as Khali looks on at the
both of them awaiting for something to happen. Ziggler and AJ nod,
and quickly start to rush Khali, who quickly pushes them aside and
knocks them both down. Khali lets out a scream, as Ziggler and AJ
look at one another surprised.
Khali grabs both Ziggler and AJ and knocks their heads together,
knocking them both down, AJ flying to the outside of the ring, and
Ziggler bouncing off the ropes. Khali then lifts up Ziggler and
throws him to the outside, where AJ catches him and the both fall
flat to the outside, as Khali starts to stand away awaiting both to
Both men roll back and in the ring, and start to attack Khali with
forearms, kicks and punches, making Khali a bit wobbly. Finally on
wobbly legs, Ziggler and AJ both hit super kicks, knocking Khali
down hard to the mat. Ziggler then takes a quick turn and hits a
huge super kick of his own on AJ knocking AJ hard to the mat.
Ziggler makes the cover, and gets the win, another big victory for
Ziggler and he continues to carry momentum heading into Body Count.
+ WINNER +
DOLPH ZIGGLER via PINFALL in 09:58
a dark alleyway, a dark silhouette appears. Suddenly, out from the
shadows, Vincent appears, with Tyler Bateman and Chuckles the Clown
next to him. He starts speaking.
Vincent: Steven, I was really
impressed, man. Really dug that you took it to “The King”. Really
dug that you made him pass out. Made him hurt.
Vincent: A real shame though
man, I really thought that Nick could’ve been someone who coulda
gotten the job done.
Vincent: But he didn’t and ya’
know that’s okay. What are ya’ gonna do. Not really a problem per
se, but a problem nonetheless. So, ya’ know what. I gotta do the
Vincent: Shockwave’s comin’.
And to tell you man, I want there to be blood, I want there to be
violence. This is going to be the end of you Steven. You could’ve
had it all man. Could’ve rode across town with the best. Now, you’re
just wondering when your last breath will be.
Vincent puts his head down.
Vincent: It’s gonna be really
weird, when I’ll be delivering your eulogy at your funeral. Ya’ dig
what I’m sayin’?
Vincent lets out a manic laugh as the scene slowly fades.
CHRIS DICKINSON vs.
John Cone +
TIME LIMIT -
Dickinson looks on at the magic that is the Undertaker. Surrounded
by the mystique and persona, that is the Undertaker Dickinson seems
a bit overwhelmed, seems like this is all too much for him.
Undertaker slowly takes off his hat, and starts to remove his jacket
as Dickinson rushes towards him. Suddenly the dark, cold stare of
Undertaker takes over, surprising Dickinson.
Dickinson falls back, and starts to crawl backwards towards his
corner of the ring. Undertaker smirks and slowly makes his way over
to Dickinson. Dickinson smirks and starts to get up and get in the
face of the Undertaker. Undertaker steps back and delivers a strong
left that knocks Dickinson down to the mat. Dickinson quickly gets
up, gives a left of his own, knocking Undertaker back a bit.
Undertaker comes to, and rushes towards Dickinson, who drops him
down with a drop toe hold. Dickinson then starts to try and apply
pressure on the leg, but Undertaker won’t have any of it and pushes
off. Undertaker quickly gets up, and tries to put pressure on his
leg, but falls down failing to do so. Undertaker then gets back up
and delivers a takedown to Dickinson, and applies a side headlock.
Undertaker releases the hold and starts to walk back and forth.
Undertaker then grabs Dickinson by his head and delivers some left
and rights, as Dickinson tries to continue to come back and gain
ground on Undertaker. Undertaker shoves Dickinson away from him, and
rolls out of the ring, and quickly rolls back in. Undertaker then
suddenly takes Dickinson up and delivers a Tombstone Piledriver.
Undertaker covers, and gets the three count, picking up the victory
over Dickinson. Suddenly the lights go out, and out comes Eddie
Dennis, Golden Idol in hand, staring at the Undertaker, suddenly the
feed disappears, and a lost signal appears.
+ WINNER +
THE UNDERTAKER via PINFALL in 13:06
The signal is regained, and we see Dr. Cube, with Jim Cornette tied
up and being held up by Abyss. Dr. Cube begins to speak.
Dr. Cube: Idiots! You thought
that this was a brain child of that guy over here? Shock, his idea?
Don’t you morons understand the sheer power I have. The ULTIMATE
power I have?!
Dr. Cube notices Abyss let go of Cornette, who quickly takes the
bandana out of his mouth and begins to speak.
Jim Cornette: You motherfucker,
you really thought that you would get away with this! The fuck are
you trying to do here.
Dr. Cube: Erase history, dolt.
You had your fun. Cube Prime had its fun. You really thought I
wouldn’t have fun.
Jim Cornette: Come on, I was.. I
was leading Shock to great heights.
Dr. Cube: I gave you the TV
time, because I forced it on the air, idiot. No one wants to watch
two guys in a hot tub with your wife naked.
Cornette puts his head down.
Dr. Cube: Besides, who thought
it was a great idea having Chris Dickinson as champion? Guy can’t
even tie his shoes.
Jim Cornette: It was Colt
Cabana, wasn’t me I swear. I hate that fucking guy.
Dr. Cube: Sure, but you know
what, things were made right with Eddie Dennis. Guy has a great
Jim Cornette: That’s what I’m
tryin’ to say, mother fucker let go.
Cornette tries to kick Abyss off him, but Abyss tightens the hold.
Dr. Cube: He’s not going to make
the same mistake twice.
Eve comes out from behind Abyss, and starts talking.
Eve Torres: So I see my plan
Jim Cornette: What!? She came
off dumber than Maria, how the fuck?!
Dr. Cube: Everyone wants to work
for me, Jimbo. You incoherent idiot. It’s time for you to go back to
the eighties, you’re not loved there, but tolerated.
Abyss throws Cornette into some doorway, and closes the door. Dr.
Cube smirks as Eve walks next to him.
Dr. Cube: So my next trick is to
pretend this never happened! Well, okay not everything. I like
Eddie, and would love to see Sarah Logan maul that Misao. Get her
out of my hair for good.
And with a snap of his fingers, the feed goes to black.
A screen comes up with both Eddie Dennis and Hyper Misao, holding
their respective equipment that Shock thought were titles. And then
suddenly come up, in the Solid Gold Wrestling locker room, with new
faces, interested in taking what’s theirs.
What has Cube done?
SCOTT?! WHERE’S SHOCK?!