Date: Sunday, February 5th, 2006 | Live From: New York, New York | Commentators: Joey Styles & Don Callis
-[[ Muhammad Hassan is covered in blood up to his forearms.. It stains his chest.. The match with Kurt Angle was a lesson in brutality.. He stares in the mirror into his own eyes and holds his hands underneath the faucet.. Blood swirls down the drain and disappears.. Hassan's eyes grow larger as a figure appears behind him in the mirror... "Stone Cold" Steve Austin stares a hole right through him.. Hassan, keeping his eyes locked on the rattlesnake's reflection, does not turn around.. ]]-
[ Muhammad Hassan ] What do you want?
-[[ Steve Austin's voice is low, accusing. ]]-
[ Steve Austin ] I reckon I wanted to get a look at a man that uses every breath he's got to preach.. The joys.. Of bein' fair and all o'that equality bullshit.. And then don't even have the common god damn decency to fight a man fair..
-[[ Hassan gets a smug look on his face and nods.. ]]-
[ Muhammad Hassan ] I defeated Kurt Angle fairly--
-[[ Austin cuts him off. ]]-
[ Steve Austin ] Ya' didn't defeat shit, ya' little bastard..
[ Muhammad Hassan ] My hand was raised... IN VICTORY!!
[ Steve Austin ] Ya' didn't pin the man.. He didn't submit!!
-[[ Austin's sounds angrier than before. ]]-
[ Steve Austin ] That sheik lookin' bastard cut'im wide open!!
-[[ Austin takes a step forward. ]]-
[ Steve Austin ] Right place, right time.. That's all you were.
-[[ Hassan's smile gets bigger, more threatening. ]]-
[ Muhammad Hassan ] Sheik looking... Bastard, you say?
-[[ Austin jumps all over him. ]]-
[ Steve Austin ] Ah, shut your damn mouth, kid.. You can call ol' Stone Cold a lot o'things.. But a racist? If there's anything I am, it's an equal opportunity ass kicker.. I hate everybody, son, and right now.. I reckon I hate you 'bout as much as I hate anybody else.. Not because you're a..... Arab American.. Or whatever that bullshit is...
-[[ Austin waggles his head around as he talks shit, getting under Hassan's skin. ]]-
[ Steve Austin ] But because you're an asshole American!! And in Stone Cold's house.. Which you just happen to be standin' in tonight, EH-EH!! That just ain't gonna cut it!! You gonna look me in the eye, son? Or you gonna keep playin' shifty eyes with yourself in that mirror?
-[[ The next line hits Hassan like needles in his ears. ]]-
[ Steve Austin ] What?
-[[ Austin answers his own question. ]]-
[ Steve Austin ] You want me to leave you two alone?
-[[ Again with the needles. ]]-
[ Steve Austin ] What?
-[[ And again, he answers his own question. ]]-
[ Steve Austin ] You're creepin' me out..
-[[ Needles. ]]-
[ Steve Austin ] What?
-[[ Answer. ]]-
[ Steve Austin ] The way you're grinnin' at'che self.. I'm 'fraid you're gonna turn around and put my eye out..
[ Muhammad Hassan ] ..Enough.
[ Steve Austin ] What!?
-[[ Hassan spins around, slinging water, mixed with crimson.. His fists are clenched as he stares Austin right in the face.. The tension is thick, but Austin is clearly more relaxed than Hassan.. ]]-
[ Steve Austin ] The way you turned around there.. Makes you look like you wanna fight ol' Stone Cold.
-[[ No answer from Hassan. ]]-
[ Steve Austin ] Well? Do ya'?
-[[ Hassan is shaking with anger.. ]]-
[ Muhammad Hassan ] Steve... Austin... If it's a fight you seek... Then it's a fight.. YOU'LL.. GET!!
-[[ Austin storms right up into Hassan's face, they're practically touching noses. ]]-
[ Steve Austin ] Make your move, hot shot.. I'll stomp your ass right in the damn ground.
-[[ Hassan cracks a smile.. ]]-
[ Muhammad Hassan ] Wait... Wait a second, Steve.. Just.. One.. Second...
-[[ A sarcastic, smart ass tone fills Hassan's voice. ]]-
[ Muhammad Hassan ] I think you've made a mistake... As you can see.....
-[[ Hassan accentuates his chest, still stained with Kurt Angle's blood.. ]]-
[ Muhammad Hassan ] I don't have... Breasts.... As a matter of fact... I don't have long, blonde hair.. I'm not even... A FEMALE!! And judging from the newspaper headlines as of late... That puts me.. Right OUT.. Of your league!!
-[[ All the humor has left the room.. Steve Austin stares coldly at Hassan, not saying a word. ]]-
[ Muhammad Hassan ] Look at yourself, Steve... You are an out of shape... Past your prime.. HAS-BEEN!! And even worse, you have gone.. From winning world championships...... TO BEATING WOMEN!! And now.. Look at me... I am the GREAT.. MUHAMMAD HASSAN!! And to... Scrap, as rednecks such as yourself would call it, with you here and now... Would lower me.. It would put me.. On YOUR level...
-[[ Hassan laughs. ]]-
[ Muhammad Hassan ] It's suitable tonight.. That we meet in the Thunderdome.. Because behind steel bars....
-[[ And Hassan slaps Austin hard across the face.. ]]-
[ Muhammad Hassan ] IS WHERE YOU BELONG!!!
-[[ Austin turns his head back to Hassan, a smile now etched across his own face.. ]]-
[ Steve Austin ] Well... This is all I gotta say about that...
-[[ Austin lowers his head to think...... And then punches Hassan right in the mouth!! Hassan spins around, finding himself face to face with himself in the mirror again.. He spits blood into the sink and begins laughing.. ]]-
[ Steve Austin ] Somethin' funny?
-[[ In the mirror, Hassan sees a figure behind Austin.. ]]-
[ Muhammad Hassan ] You're... Foolishness...
[ Steve Austin ] ..What?
-[[ And Austin is blasted from behind... BY CACTUS JACK!! The shot sends Austin reeling forward into Hassan's arms.. FLATLINER INTO THE SINK!! Porcelain goes everywhere as Austin and Hassan both lay on the floor.. Water sprays all over the place.. Hassan rolls away from Austin and stands up.. Austin lays motionless, blood pouring out of his head and swirling around in the water that coats the floor.. Hassan stares at Cactus, who stares at the fallen Austin.. ]]-
[ Muhammad Hassan ] Well?
-[[ But Cactus doesn't acknowledge Hassan.. He drops to his knees next to Austin.. ]]-
[ Cactus Jack ] Steve? ......Steve?
-[[ Hassan shakes his head, not understanding, but disgusted nonetheless. ]]-
[ Cactus Jack ] It's time to wake up....
-[[ Hassan stares at two of his opponents for a moment.. He grumbles. ]]-
[ Muhammad Hassan ] Pathetic..
-[[ He walks away, shaking his head.. Cactus shakes Austin's body before looking up.. With an innocent quiver in his voice, he speaks to no one in particular... ]]-
[ Cactus Jack ] I think... I think Steve needs a doctor....
He slumps back on his
ass and begins pulling at his hair.. Will Austin even be able to compete
in the Thunderdome!?
Chavo Guerrero, Jr.
Title on the Line: SGW Television Championship
Referee: Charles Robinson
Winner & New Television Champion: Chavo Guerrero, Jr. via Pin Fall
[ Alex Shelley ] You guys see that?
-[[ Jimmy Rave smirks, shaking his head. ]]-
[ Jimmy Rave ] Prima donna.. Didn't even introduce himself..
-[[ The Rock stops dead in his tracks, despite being well-past the trio... The Rock begins walking backward until he's face to face with them.. The Rock lowers his sunglasses and looks each man up and down with his eyebrow raised..... And the serious look on his face quickly cracks as he smiles and extends his hand.. ]]-
[ The Rock ] Baby, it's the Rock.. Pleased ta' meet ya'..
-[[ Rave and Shelley each shake his hand as Prince Nana watches.. ]]-
[ The Rock ] You guys new here?
-[[ They nod. ]]-
[ The Rock ] Say.. You guys look familiar to the Rock... What's your names?
[ Alex Shelley ] I'm Al--
-[[ The Rock shakes his head, the smile disappearing. ]]-
[ The Rock ] It don't matta'... Shut up, bitches.
-[[ The Rock reaches down and jiggles his belt buckle. ]]-
[ The Rock ] The Rock is here, mama!!
-[[ The Rock takes a few steps forward before backtracking once again.. He extends his arm toward Prince Nana.. ]]-
[ The Rock ] And what is this!? WHAT.. IS THIS!? Martin Lawrence!! What are ya' thinkin'!? Sure, Big Momma's House Two is a hit but so was Batman and ya' didn't see Jack Nicholson goin' out in public dressed as the damn JOKER!!
-[[ The Rock walks away, leaving the Embassy standing there with their jaws dropped.. Lita laughs. ]]-
[ Lita ] That was great, Rocky.
-[[ The Rock has a huge smile on his face. ]]-
[ The Rock ] The Rock says no more talk, slut.
-[[ Before she can even respond, The Rock has turned his attention to another man standing in the hall.. Looking intense and angry at the world, Perry Saturn stares at the movie star and his oddball entourage... The Rock looks Saturn up and down, seeming impressed.. He unscrews the cap and takes a sip before replacing it... He nods as he looks at Saturn, like he sees something he likes.. ]]-
[ The Rock ] Perry Saturn!! SATURN!! Whoa!! Look 'atcha'.. It's the FORMA'.. Pro-Wrestling Redefined World CHAMP-EE-ON!! YEAH!! What's he lookin' at!? One eye goin' this way!! One eye goin' the OTHA'!! The Rock don't know!! First night in Solid Gold RESS-LIN'!! What'cha gotta SAY!?
-[[ Perry Saturn opens his mouth to speak, looking furious... The Rock throws a hand up in his face. ]]-
[ The Rock ] Nah.
-[[ The Rock walks away from him, that big smile returning.. He keeps walking down the hall with no goal in mind, it seems but this time, the Rock doesn't stop on his own..... He's stopped by someone else... The fans pop huge as John Cena comes into the shot...... Cena stares at the Rock with a cold, serious look... The Rock is still smiling.. He speaks. ]]-
[ The Rock ] Whoa.. Haku!! Haku, look at this guy!! It's MARKY MAAARK!! WHOA!!
-[[ The Rock laughs a dry, patronizing laugh. ]]-
[ The Rock ] But seriously, the Rock kids... What's your name, brother?
-[[ Cena raises a hand. ]]-
[ John Cena ] Save it, Rocky...
-[[ The Rock chuckles. ]]-
[ The Rock ] Save what? The Rock don't know what ya' talkin' about-
-[[ Cena cuts him off. ]]-
[ John Cena ] It's cool, dawg... I get it.. We ALL get it...
-[[ Cena speaks in mock-awe.. ]]-
[ John Cena ] You got away from wrestlin'.. You made a name fa' ya'self in da' movies...
-[[ The Rock shrugs in a "Yeah, I guess I did" manner.. ]]-
[ John Cena ] And dat's cool, dawg.. Nobody holdin' that against ya'.. Hell, I got my own shit goin' on outside o'wrestling.. My rap albums.. I even got a movie o'my own comin' out soon... But 'chu're takin' this WAY too far!! Don't 'chu know that part o'where ya' goin' is knowin' where ya' comin' from?
[ The Rock ] Yeah, the Rock thinks that's nice.. But the Rock still don't know ya' name..
-[[ Cena smirks.. ]]-
[ John Cena ] I know.. It don't matta' what my name is, right?
-[[ The Rock extends his arm right in Cena's face before bellowing.. ]]-
[ The Rock ] THAT'S RIGHT!! SO SHUT UP, BITCH!!
-[[ The Rock takes the lid off his water again.. ]]-
[ The Rock ] The Rock is thirsty!! All this meet and greet is dryin' out the Rock's mouth!! All o'the Rock's fans in SGW wantin' ta' meet the Rock...... The Rock says all o'the Rock's fans in SGW wantin' to meet THE ROCK!! The Rock's gettin' cotton mouth.......
-[[ The Rock takes a big gulp..... And then spits the water right in Cena's face!! ]]-
[ The Rock ] THAT'S BETTA'!!
-[[ The Rock reaches into his pocket and produces a handkerchief out of nowhere.. He politely hands it to Cena who accepts it and looks down at it with a serious look on his face.. ]]-
[ The Rock ] The Rock says wipe ya' self off.. Ya' just got disrespected.
-[[ Cena looks at the handkerchief and begins dabbing at his face.. Cena drops the handkerchief and unbelievably manages a smile as he looks up at the Rock... ]]-
[ John Cena ] Ya' know somethin', Rocky.. Ya' keep showin' ya' ass like that around here.. And soona'.. Ratha' than lata'.. Somebody's gonna knock you on it..
-[[ The Rock chomps his teeth like he's chewing a huge piece of gum. ]]-
[ The Rock ] OH YEAH!? YEAH!? And who's gonna do it.. YOU!? YOU!? THE ROCK'S LAUGHIN' IN YA' FACE!! You don't belong in the ring with The Rock!! You step across 8-Mile and the Rock's gonna walk eight miles all ova' ya' ass!!
-[[ Cena starts to answer, but the Rock cuts him off. ]]-
[ The Rock ] Hold on, the Rock's gonna slap ya'..
-[[ And the Rock does just that!! He slaps John Cena right in the face!! This finally pisses Cena off. ]]-
[ The Rock ] Your face just got slapped.. Ya' like that? It give ya' a little wood? A little mahogany? Whoa.. Whoa, mama!! You gettin' sweet on the Rock? No? Ya' ain't... LIKE 'DAT? Let the Rock tell ya' somethin'.. Haku, here.. HAKU.. HAW-KUUU.. He ain't gay.. But he'll do ya' just to piss ya' off!!
-[[ Haku looks confused.. Even he doesn't get this rambling bullshit... John Cena has had enough... He punches the Rock in the face!! The Rock staggers back and Cena tackles him down!! Haku grabs Cena around the waist and pulls him up, but Cena is fighting like crazy!! Security begins flooding the area, separating the two men as they attempt to trade punches and kicks.. The Rock is yelling as they're dragged apart.. ]]-
[ The Rock ] Arrest that maniac!! THE ROCK SAYS.. ARREST HIS ASS!! He's CRAZY!!
And although no arrest
is made, the superstars are taken to their respective dressing rooms..
Title on the Line: None
Stipulation: If Michael Shane wins, he gets five minutes alone with Vince Russo
Referee: Mark Yeaton
Winner: Michael Shane via Pin Fall
-[[ Sylvan rolls out of the ring holding his head and Candice Michelle checks on him... Vince Russo is twitching all over, perhaps of thinking of where to run to... Michael Shane is motioning for him to get in the ring..... Vince Russo takes off running around the ring..... AND GETS CLOTHESLINED OUT OF HIS SHOES BY TRACI BROOKS!! She yanks Russo up off the mats and begins slapping away at him, nailing him with lefts and rights... And she spins and whips him inside the ring where Michael Shane is waiting!! Russo is scrambling around on all fours and he finds himself.. Face to knees.. With Michael Shane!! Shane yanks Russo up to his feet and floors him with a big right hand!! Traci Brooks rolls in the ring and she holds Russo up for Michael Shane to go to town on him!! Vince Russo's nose is busted and he's bleeding all over the place!! And then Traci Brooks kneels down behind him..... LOW BLOW!! Russo bends over, moaning in pain and...... SWEET SHANE MUSIC!!! Vince Russo does a complete back flip on impact and remains motionless on the mat!! But they're not through..... Traci rolls Russo over and puts one heeled shoe on his chest... And Michael Shane takes his place next to her, putting his own boot on Russo's chest...... Shane tells Mark Yeaton to count it... And he does!! ONE!! TWO!! THREEEEE!!! Michael Shane and Traci Brooks have gotten their comeuppance on Vince Russo!!! The fans roar in approval. ]]-
Michael Shane & Traci
Brooks via Pin Fall
[ Amy Love ] Excuse me... Uh.. Undertaker?
-[[ The Undertaker's face becomes clear and although his eyes are hidden by his sunglasses, you know he does not look up at the first female competitor in SGW history.... He concentrates fully on tightening his gloves... ]]-
[ Amy Love ] Would you mind.. Moving? That's my bag you're sitting on..
-[[ No response... He finishes one glove and begins on the other.. ]]-
[ Amy Love ] I need it.. So I can get ready for my match.. Have you heard?
-[[ She seems proud, but the Undertaker pays no attention to her. ]]-
[ Amy Love ] Ya' know.. It's like.... The first women's match in SGW history!!
-[[ She smiles really big, putting her hands on her hips. ]]-
[ Amy Love ] I'm kind've proud of it... Making history, you know..
-[[ Still no response... Scarlett Rose, her friend and manager approaches her from behind.. ]]-
[ Scarlett Rose ] You got your stuff? Let's go get ready..
-[[ Amy shakes her head, pointing at the Undertaker.. Scarlett sees the bag and looks annoyed. ]]-
[ Scarlett Rose ] Well? Go get it..
[ Amy Love ] He won't let me!!
-[[ Scarlett rolls her eyes and walks right up the to Undertaker. ]]-
[ Scarlett Rose ] Hey... Scoot.. We need that bag..
-[[ They've gotten the attention of everyone in the locker room now.. Undertaker still isn't pay attention.. ]]-
[ Scarlett Rose ] Do you hear me? .....Asshole?
-[[ A gasp is heard.... And then she removes his sunglasses for him!! Taker, who was looking down at his gloves, rolls his eyes up in her direction.. He slowly begins shaking his head.. Oh, for the love of God, no... ]]-
[ The Undertaker ] Little girl... Ye' shouldn't have.
-[[ He stands up, looming over them.. At least two heads taller than each one... Scarlett looks like she knows that she's done fucked up.. Amy begins to back away.. And shoves Scarlett up a few steps and right into the Undertaker!! Taker snaps his arm out and grips her throat... MY GOD, TAKER.. THESE ARE WOMEN!! He forces her down to her knees and quickly, Alex Shelley, Jimmy Rave, and Justin Credible run up and try to get between them... Undertaker looks at each one with a cocky, unbelieving look on his face.. ]]-
[ Justin Credible ] Whoa, man, what are you doing!? These are girls, man!!
-[[ Undertaker spits tobacco right on Justin Credible's t-shirt.. ]]-
[ The Undertaker ] Put'che self in a man's place.. Ye get treated like a man..
-[[ He tightens his grip on her throat and yanks her up to her feet.. She's struggling to breathe.. ]]-
[ Jimmy Rave ] Calm down, Taker... Don't make us have to.. Stop you..
[ Alex Shelley ] Yeah.. You choke slam that girl and you're a dead man..
-[[ Taker smiles, eyeballing Alex Shelley.. ]]-
[ Alex Shelley ] I repeat.. If you choke slam that girl... You are a dead man..
-[[ The Undertaker's eyes go wild and he yells.. ]]-
[ The Undertaker ] YOU'RE GOD DAAAAAMN RIGHT I AM!!
-[[ HE CHOKE SLAMS SCARLETT ROSE RIGHT INTO ALEX SHELLEY!! He spins.. BIG BOOT ON JUSTIN CREDIBLE!! Jimmy Rave starts throwing wild punches at the Taker, but Taker knees him in the gut and yanks his head between his legs..... LAST RIDE ON THE LOCKER ROOM FLOOR!! Alex Shelley staggers back to his feet and Taker catches him and scoops him up..... TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER ON THE FLOOR!! Justin Credible runs back at him and Taker catches him.. AND LAWN DARTS HIM INTO THE WALL, leaving a massive splatter of blood where his forehead made impact!! Amy Love just stands in shock, staring at the man who just decimated the entire group of men who tried to save her, as well as her friend.... Taker begins advancing on her, chewing tobacco.. He spits on the floor in front of her and-- CLANG!! KEN KENNEDY HIT THE UNDERTAKER FROM BEHIND WITH A LEAD PIPE!! The Undertaker goes down to all fours and Kennedy hits him across the back!! Again!! And again!! Taker is down.. And he starts to pull himself up.... And he's kicked straight down.. BY THE BIG SHOW!! Kennedy laughs a cocky prick.. ]]-
[ Ken Kennedy ] And the winner of this backstage encounter........ AND THE NEEEEEW....
-[[ He raises his chin and proclaims proudly.. ]]-
[ Ken Kennedy ] LOCKER ROOM.. LEADERRRR........
-[[ Big Show guffaws loudly.. ]]-
[ Ken Kennedy ] MISTERRRRRRRRRR.......... KENNEDYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
-[[ He turns and stares Amy Love right in the face, a brief pause.. And then.. ]]-
[ Ken Kennedy ] .......KENNEDY!!
-[[ Amy Love grabs her bag out from under the chair and quickly helps Scarlett to her feet.. She looks up at Kennedy. ]]-
[ Amy Love ] Thanks..
-[[ And the two of them quickly run away down the hall, leaving Kennedy and Big Show standing amongst the human wasteland that was mostly created by the Undertaker.... Kennedy looks disgusted that she even spoke to him. ]]-
[ Ken Kennedy ] The next time she talks to me, I'm going to punch her right in the mouth.
-[[ Big Show laughs. ]]-
[ Ken Kennedy ] A high, hard one.
[ The Big Show ] She's little.. I bet I could palm her head..
[ Ken Kennedy ] You could.. You have an impressive hand size.
[ The Big Show ] ..And squeeze until slime comes out of her eye sockets.
-[[ Kennedy quickly changes the subject as Big Show stares at his hands, thinking about the power he has. ]]-
[ Ken Kennedy ] So.. You think he's out of the Thunderdome?
[ The Big Show ] Nope.
[ Ken Kennedy ] I don't know.. I hit him pretty hard with that pipe.. I think he might be dead.
-[[ Big Show shakes his head.. ]]-
[ The Big Show ] He'll be there..
[ Ken Kennedy ] You sure?
[ The Big Show ] Yep.
[ Ken Kennedy ] We should probably go then.. Before he wakes up.
-[[ Big Show nods... And just as he does, The Undertaker begins to stir.. He pulls himself up to all fours and Kennedy and Show leave the area in a hurry... The Undertaker watches them as they leave, seething mad. ]]-
[ The Undertaker ] This shit ain't over..
-[[ He spits on the floor. ]]-
[ The Undertaker ] It'll end.. In the Thunderdome..
He stands up and looks
around at the damage he's already done tonight.. He is far from through.
Val Venis versus
Title on the Line: None
Stipulation: Mystery Box Ladder Match
Referee: Jimmy Cordaris
The Harris Brothers
pick up Edge and throw him back in the ring.. Both Harris Brothers follow
him in and Don Harris begins pushing Edge up the ladder!! Edge doesn't
even know where he is!! Val Venis pulls himself to his feet and he runs
blindly at Ron Harris and tackles him into the ladder!! The ladder topples
forward and Edge and Don come crashing down as well!! Edge remains
motionless and Don Harris picks himself up slowly... He shakes his head
and cracks his knuckles... Ron and Don advance on Venis and Venis takes it
to them!! He gives each man rapid fire punches, trying to topple them!!
And then he goes low!! Kick to the groin of Ron Harris!! Venis turns and
flings him out of the ring!! He kicks Don in the gut and hooks him for a
piledriver.. But Ron Harris slides in behind him with a chair and cracks
it into Venis' back!! Venis turns around, seemingly unfazed... And Ron
Harris raises the chair... Venis catches it coming down... He kicks Harris
in the gut and takes it!! CHAIRSHOT ON RON HARRIS!! He spins.. CHAIRSHOT
ON DON HARRIS!! Val Venis nails Don Harris with several more chairshots,
drawing blood from his face!! Val Venis rolls out of the ring and reaches
underneath it...... AND FINDS A TABLE!! He sets it up on the outside and
rolls back inside..... He grabs Ron Harris and pulls him onto the
apron..... PILEDRIVER OFF OF THE APRON AND THROUGH THE TABLE!! Venis pulls
himself from the wreckage, refusing to stay down.. He rolls back inside
and slings Edge's body off of the ladder and he lifts it up... Don Harris
slowly gets to one knee... And Venis charges at him.. LADDER SHOT TO THE
FACE OF DON HARRIS!! The shot sends him careening through the ropes and
into the broken heap of table where his brother lies!! Both Harris
Brothers are FINISHED!! Venis throws the ladder down in front of him.. He
turns around..... SPEAR BY EDGE!!! Val Venis lands ON THE LADDER!! Both
men lay motionless after the shot.. Edge comes to and rolls over.. He gets
up on all fours and pushes Venis off of the ladder.. He pulls the ladder
up and sets it up.. Edge slowly begins climbing as Venis comes to.. But
Edge sees him coming and dives off with a double axe handle!! Venis
catches him..... SPINE BUSTER!!! Edge bounces at least a foot off of the
mat!! Venis pulls him up.... PILEDRIVER!! Venis sits up, wipes the blood
out of his face and turns his attention back to the ladder... He begins
climbing again.. And Stacy Keibler and Torrie Wilson both roll in the ring
to stop him!! They each grab a leg and Venis looks pissed off.. He hops
down and shoves Torrie Wilson down on her ass.. He then spins, locks eyes
with Stacy...... KICK WHAM PILEDRIVER ON STACY KEIBLER!! Val Venis spits
on her and begins climbing the ladder.. He climbs ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP..
He looks at the box.. Touches it..... And then shakes his head.. What's he
doing!? MONEY SHOT ON STACY KEIBLER FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!! Torrie
Wilson screams in horror and rolls out of the ring as Venis ENDS Stacy
Keibler!! Venis slowly gets back to his feet and he goes back to the
ladder.. He begins climbing... And Edge gets back up.. Edge staggers to
the ladder and begins climbing himself.. Both men reach the top at almost
the same time... They begin trading punches with the mystery box only
INCHES away from their faces... Edge punches away at Venis' bloody face,
but Venis keeps racking Edge's own head with lefts and rights.... And
Venis staggers him!! Edge looks like he's going to FALL!! Edge throws
another weak punch..... Venis punches him again.. "I... HAVE HAD........
ENOUGH....... OF YOU!!" and Venis grabs the mystery box and SLAMS IT DOWN
ONTO EDGE'S HEAD!! WOOD AND SPLINTERS GO EVERYWHERE AS EDGE'S HEAD ENTERS
THE CRATE!!! Edge's form crumbles and he free-falls to the mat with the
mystery box on his head!! Val Venis has totally dominated Edge.. But EDGE
has been declared the winner!! Val Venis looks satisfied, loss or not...
He climbs down the ladder and approaches Edge's fallen body.. He raises
his foot.. And STOMPS THE BOX, shattering it into pieces around Edge's
head... And then he begins laughing as he sees the prize that Edge is
taking home....... THE SGW GIMMICK CHAMPIONSHIP is laid across his
face....... Venis shakes his head and leaves the ring, feeling Edge has
gotten exactly what he deserved..
Winner & New Gimmick Champion: Edge
[ Lance Storm ] Here are your medals, Kurt.. The only reward I seek is an apology for your accusations..
-[[ Kurt nods, knowing he was in the wrong.. ]]-
[ Kurt Angle ] I apologize, Lance... I shouldn't have jumped to conclusions..
-[[ Kurt Angle extends his hand to receive the medals, but Lance Storm clears his throat.. ]]-
[ Lance Storm ] I have something else for you, Kurt..
-[[ And Petey Williams is forced to the front of the line.. Petey looks pissed to even be there.. ]]-
[ Lance Storm ] Do it, Petey..
-[[ Petey grumbles under his breath.. ]]-
[ Petey Williams ] I'm sorry I took your medals, Kurt...
-[[ A pause.. Storm clears his throat. ]]-
[ Petey Williams ] And I'm sorry about the Canadian Destroyer on the stage..
[ Lance Storm ] That's better.
-[[ Storm continues. ]]-
[ Lance Storm ] Also, as a sign of respect.. For our American brethren.. We have decided to cancel Canadian Pride World Wide.. And instead.... Do this...
-[[ Kurt raises an eyebrow.. And Lance Storm super kicks him right in the face!! Team Canada swarms on Angle and begins kicking and stomping away at him, beating him down to the ground and refusing to allow him to fight back!! Awesome and Skipper hold Angle up while Storm and Petey stare him right in the face.... ]]-
[ Lance Storm ] This.. Is what you get, Kurt.. If you want to treat all Canadians as if we are one...
-[[ He grips Kurt's face.. ]]-
[ Lance Storm ] Then we WILL be!!
-[[ Petey thumps Angle on the forehead, laughing. ]]-
[ Petey Williams ] You hear that, Kurt? THE CIVIL WAR IS OVER!!
-[[ And then he kicks Kurt right in the balls.. ]]-
[ Petey Williams ] Now it's just US...... VERSUS YOU!!
-[[ They let Kurt go and he slumps to the ground, panting.. Beaten down.. ]]-
[ Lance Storm ] You have no one to blame for this.. But yourself..
Team Canada leaves,
unified.. And with Kurt Angle's gold medals..
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