SHOCK: Revelations | March 4th, 2006 | Live From: Toronto, Ontario, Canada | Commentators: Joey Styles & Don Callis
-[[ Kennedy laughs and slaps Christian on the shoulder. ]]-
[ Ken Kennedy
] See ya' later, champ!
[ Michael Shane ] I'm not waiting for Heartbreaker, Orton... I'm ending this NOW!!
-[[ Orton smirks, pointing at the bat.. ]]-
[ Randy Orton ] If you even get CLOSE to me with that.... You better make it a good one..
-[[ Michael Shane lunges and swings the bat at Orton, but Orton catches it underneath his arm and European uppercuts Shane right in the jaw!! Michael Shane staggers back and Orton kicks his hand, knocking the baseball bat free from his grip and then Orton takes him by the hair and slams him face first into the hood of the car!! Orton slams him into it again and Shane goes down on his ass by the car.. Orton grabs the bat and raises it over his head... And he brings it down!! But Shane moves and the bat makes a huge dent in the car door!! Michael Shane spins Orton around and begins hitting him with lefts and rights, but Orton deflects a big right hand and lifts Shane up.. AND STUN GUNS HIM ONTO THE ROOF OF THE CAR!! Michael Shane's head snaps back and he goes limp on the pavement... Mike Sanders and Mark Jindrak are still brawling with Big Show and Ken Kennedy, oblivious to what's going on... Randy Orton opens the car door and pops the trunk... Oh no.... NOT LIKE THIS... Randy Orton pulls Michael Shane off the ground and punches him a few more times.. Before dumping him into the trunk.. And he SHUTS IT!! Randy Orton hunches over the trunk and yells into it, hoping Michael Shane can hear him.. ]]-
[ Randy Orton ] IT ENDS TONIGHT!? IT ENDS TONIGHT, SHANE?!
-[[ Orton smiles evilly.. ]]-
[ Randy Orton ] YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT IT DOES!!
-[[ Randy Orton turns and goes to the driver's seat.. He climbs inside and just as he shuts the door, it's ripped back open by Lance Storm!! Lance Storm yanks Randy Orton out of the seat and begins putting the boots to him and just as Orton begins to fight back, he's blasted from behind by Mike Awesome and Elix Skipper!! Lance Storm just saved Michael Shane's LIFE!! All three members of Team Canada begin beating down Orton when security floods the parking lot!! Tons and tons of security, enough to restrain each individual person, as well as Kennedy, Show, Sanders, and Jindrak.. Jillian Hall and Maria walk out, surveying the situation... Jillian Hall sits down in the driver's seat of the car and pops the trunk, allowing Michael Shane to climb out and get retrieved by security before he can lunge at Orton.. Jillian looks furious that it's come to this, while Maria looks like she's going to cry... Jillian speaks loud enough for all of the superstars to hear her.. ]]-
[ Jillian Hall ] That is ENOUGH!!
-[[ She puts her hands on her hips.. ]]-
[ Jillian Hall ] I know Maria is the owner, but I asked to personally handle this situation.. So everyone listen and listen up good.. Because this concerns every single one of you.. Over the last few weeks, we've seen you three and your... Posses.. Or whatever you want to call them.. Attack each other in the back.. In the ring... And it's doing nothing for any of you but degrading the quality of your in-ring action...... And I have had enough of it!!
-[[ She's scolding them like an angry mother.. None of the wrestlers seem to be taking kindly to it.. ]]-
[ Jillian Hall ] This Sunday, three of you are going to Heartbreaker and competing in a triple threat match for the television championship.. It happens to be one of our main events... And we're all lucky, with your behavior, that we haven't lost one of you due to injury.. Or worse!!
-[[ She waves her hand at Lance Storm.. ]]-
[ Jillian Hall ] Lance Storm.. You, especially, should know better than to get involved in these... Offbeat shenanigans!! You're one of the best pure wrestlers in the business today... You're UNDEFEATED in Solid Gold Wrestling!! Something that not many others can brag about... What do you have to prove by.. Attacking someone in a parking lot!?
-[[ Lance Storm looks ashamed of himself.. Mike Awesome, however, answers the question. ]]-
[ Mike Awesome ] HE'S GONNA PROVE HE CAN KICK FUCKIN' ASS!! BECAUSE WE DO!! WE DO KICK FUCKIN' ASS!! LIKE RUSSELL CROWE!! KICKIN' ALL KINDS O'FUCKIN' ASS ALL AROUND THE FUCKIN' WORLD!! YEAH!! RIGHT HERE!! RIGHT HERE IN, CANADA, HOME OF THE FUCKIN' BRAAAAAAVE!!
-[[ Storm gives Awesome a look that could cut steel.. Jillian rolls her eyes.. ]]-
[ Jillian Hall ] Okay... And you, Michael Shane... You're the Solid Gold Wrestling Television Champion.. You're one of the only superstars in Solid Gold that's had the guts to stand up in the face of defiance and instead of letting it break you down like it has so many others in the past... You let it put gold around your waist... You are a champion.. One of the faces of SGW... And I'm... Disappointed.. That you let yourself come to this point...
-[[ "Cowboy" Bob Orton is still laying on the pavement, groaning.. ]]-
[ "Cowboy" Bob Orton ] That sumbitch.. Broke my god damn ribs!!
-[[ He spits blood on the ground and goes limp.. Jillian turns to Maria.. ]]-
[ Jillian Hall ] Call Mister Orton an ambulance, please, Maria..
-[[ Maria becomes really excited for some reason. ]]-
[ Maria ] OKAY~!! COOL!!
-[[ Maria kneels down next to "Cowboy" Bob and pokes him in the ribs with a big smile on her face.. He groans in pain again and looks up at her with absolute pain in his eyes... ]]-
[ Maria ] Mister Orton? YOU'RE AN AMBULANCE!! HA HA~!!
-[[ She gets back up and stands beside Jillian again.. ]]-
[ Jillian Hall ] ..Thank you.
-[[ A pause.. And she continues. ]]-
[ Jillian Hall ] And you, Randy... You're one of the break out stars of Solid Gold Wrestling.. A former Television champion.. And you wrestled in one of the most high profile matches since SGW returned.. We've been very lenient with you.. Allowing you to get away with what you did to Taz... And what you did to Michael Shane with Taz's... Remains.. And we simply will not tolerate it anymore.....
-[[ She turns to Maria.. ]]-
[ Jillian Hall ] And after this... I suggested something to Maria.. And she agreed with me.. And since Maria IS the interim owner of Solid Gold Wrestling, I'm going to allow her to be the one to tell you all....
-[[ Maria steps up in front of Jillian, looking overly excited. ]]-
[ Maria ] Yeah, like.. We decided that you guys don't need to fight anymore until Heartbreaker!!
-[[ Maria puts one hand on her hip and points at them with her other, a comically angry face on her. ]]-
[ Maria ] And.. And.. And.. And if you touch each other! You can't wrestle for SGW anymore!!
-[[ She then puts both hands on her hips and pouts.. ]]-
[ Maria ] So try not to do that, 'kay? ='(
-[[ All of them look like they can't believe this rule has been passed.. But there has to be some feeling of relief.. Maria and Jillian turn and re-enter the building as the security guards disperse and leave the wrestlers to themselves... Randy Orton, Lance Storm, and Michael Shane all eyeball each other.... Storm is the first to speak.. ]]-
[ Lance Storm ] See you two at Heartbreaker.... May the best man win.
-[[ Orton stares hard at Lance Storm.. ]]-
[ Randy Orton ] Don't worry.......
-[[ He then turns to Shane and speaks so loud that spit flies out of his mouth.. ]]-
[ Randy Orton ] I WILL!!!
-[[ Michael Shane wrings his hands together.. ]]-
[ Michael Shane ] I've only got one thing to say to the both of you....
-[[ Storm and Orton listen as Michael Shane speaks.. ]]-
[ Michael Shane ] If you want my belt.. You're going to have to kill me for it.. And I'm willing to do the same thing to KEEP it... So, Orton.. Storm.... Beat me if you can... Survive... If I let you...
-[[ Orton shakes his head.. ]]-
[ Randy Orton ] I can tell already.. This win over you, Shane.. Is going to be my favorite.
calls for Kennedy, Show, and "Cowboy" Bob to follow him.. Big Show
hoists up Bob and they enter the building.. They'll followed shortly by
Team Canada and Shane, Sanders, and Jindrak.. It should be a nice change
of pace now that these three men aren't allowed to touch each other..
Jordan versus Scott Hall
Title on the Line: None
Referee: Nick Patrick
stands up, celebrating as the fans cheer.. And he's blasted from behind
Muhammad Hassan!! Hassan begins punching and kicking away at the fallen
Jordan and Daivari slides in, screaming in Orlando's face..... And
Hassan locks him in the CAMEL CLUTCH!! The fans are booing loudly as
Hassan cranks back on the move, roaring some kind of animal as he chokes
the life from Orlando Jordan... Daivari kicks Jordan in the face a few
times and then begins slapping him!! Hassan drops Orlando and stands up
and throws his arms to the side, shouting "PRAAAAISE ALLLAAAAAAH!!!"
Hassan and Daivari leave Jordan laying..
Winner: Orlando Jordan via Pin Fall
Triple H versus Cactus Jack
Title on the Line: None
Referee: Jimmy Cordaris
Winner: Cactus Jack via Pin Fall
[ Bret Hart ] Ladies..
-[[ Maria reaches her hand out.. ]]-
[ Maria ] HI, BRET~!!
-[[ He takes her hand a shakes it, looking taken aback by her excitement level.. ]]-
[ Bret Hart ] What can I do for you two today?
-[[ Jillian is the one to answer, trying her best to ignore Maria. ]]-
[ Jillian Hall ] I was on my way to make sure you didn't need anything.. As usual, we don't want you to be put at any inconvenience.. And.. Maria insisted on coming along.. And well.. Here we are.. Is there anything we can get you?
-[[ Bret crosses his arms.. ]]-
[ Bret Hart ] Actually, I did have a question you two can answer for me..
[ Jillian Hall ] Yes?
-[[ Maria nods up and down quickly.. ]]-
[ Bret Hart ] Well.. You brought me in to referee the world title match at Heartbreaker.. And I'm honored to do that, really.. I am.. But what I saw last week made me question my decision a bit... The Solid Gold Wrestling world championship.. It's one of the most prestigious championships in our business.. And I was... To say the least.. Confused.. When I heard you name Tom Cruise as Christian's opponent.. Instead of one of the wrestlers..
-[[ Maria's shoulders slump, she looks sad. ]]-
[ Maria ] You don't like the match?
-[[ Bret looks like it hurts him to say it.. ]]-
[ Bret Hart ] It's an interesting choice, that's for sure... But.. It's not a world title match, Maria..
-[[ He puts his hands on his hips.. ]]-
[ Bret Hart ] And it's really not a match I'm interested in refereeing..
[ Maria ] ..Oh.
-[[ The booming voice of Christian fills the room.. Christian storms in with the world championship around his waist, already in his ring gear for the main event tonight.. He's flanked by the entire Coalition and Tom Cruise.. He walks right up between Maria and Jillian and places his arm on Maria's shoulder, almost weighing her down. ]]-
[ Christian ] Doth my ears deceiveth me?
-[[ Christian cups his ear in Hart's direction.. ]]-
[ Christian ] Did I hear a Hitman saying he wanted no part of the match of the century?
-[[ Tomko crosses his arms menacingly. ]]-
[ Tyson Tomko ] ..Yep.
[ Christian ] Why's that? Jealous?
-[[ Christian rubs the championship belt with his free hand.. ]]-
[ Christian ] Jealous that Tom Cruise is getting the title shot and you're not, glory hound?
-[[ Bret Hart just stands there, taking the abuse, but looking amused to say the least. ]]-
[ Christian ] You think you could do better in his spot? Is that what you want? Do you want to take Tom Cruise's place in the match? Because I'm sure Tom Cruise would just love to give it to you...
-[[ Cruise shrugs, smiling that Hollywood smile. ]]-
[ Bret Hart ] Christian.. You don't WANT me to take Cruise's place in that match..
-[[ Christian pushes Maria to the side and gets right in Hart's face. ]]-
[ Christian ] I'd LOVE for you to take his place.
-[[ Hart smirks. ]]-
[ Christian ] ........But..
-[[ Christian almost laughs right in Hart's face. ]]-
[ Christian ] I'd rather face a real opponent.. Someone I HAVEN'T beaten before.. So I guess...
-[[ Christian gets out of Hart's face and returns back in between Maria and Jillian without a care in the world. ]]-
[ Christian ] That's just tough luck!
-[[ The Coalition laughs.. ]]-
[ Christian ] I heard what ya' said last week... That I need to watch my step when you referee the match on Sunday.. I think it's the other way around.. Because if I think for a second that you're screwing me over, I'm going to end your Solid Gold comeback before it even begins...
-[[ Christian smiles. ]]-
[ Christian ] You play your cards right.. I might let you present me with the championship belt and raise my arm after the match.. You know, pass the torch... Like you should have done six years ago!!
-[[ Cruise taps Christian on the shoulder.. ]]-
[ Tom Cruise ] I thought you said I could present you with the belt.. After the whole.. Finger poke thing..
-[[ Maria and Jillian's eyes go wide... ]]-
[ Jillian Hall ] WHAT?
-[[ Maria looks confused.. ]]-
[ Maria ] Finger poke thing.. What does that mean? You two were going to play tickly baby?
-[[ Everyone looks dumbfounded... Jillian turns to Maria, her anger rising. ]]-
[ Jillian Hall ] It means they were going to cheat!!
-[[ Maria looks shocked. ]]-
[ Maria ] Tom Cruise.. Was going to cheat? Why, Tom Cruise? Why?
-[[ Cruise looks annoyed.. ]]-
[ Tom Cruise ] Because I'm not a wrestler, Maria!! And... I just don't care about that belt!!
-[[ Maria's jaw drops... ]]-
[ Maria ] Well.... You're not gonna get out of a match at Heartbreaker, mister.. NAH-UH!! NO WAY!! You already signed a contract and everything... And you're gonna be there........ BUT I'M CHANGING YOUR STUPID TITLE MATCH!!
-[[ Christian's eyes go wide. ]]-
[ Christian ] WHOA!! WHAT!? Hold on just a damn second!!
[ Maria ] NO!! I'M NOT HOLDING ON FOR NOTHING!! I'm changing the match!! And it's gonna be.. A tag team match!! And it's gonna be... Uh.. Uh... Christian.. And Tom Cruise....... Against... Against....... It's gonna be Christian and Tom Cruise against.....
-[[ Her shoulders slump. ]]-
[ Maria ] ..I DON'T KNOW!!
-[[ Christian laughs.. ]]-
[ Christian ] ..Idiot.
-[[ Maria looks sad again.. ]]-
[ Maria ] I'm gonna find somebody, Christian.. And you're gonna be sorry you tried to cheat!!
-[[ She points at Tom.. ]]-
[ Maria ] And you should be ashamed of yourself.. You're TOM CRUISE!!
-[[ Cruise shrugs. ]]-
[ Tom Cruise ] I'm doing it for the money and the exposure.. Not the fans.. And not YOU.
[ Maria ] GASP!
-[[ Jillian cringes.. She pats Maria on the shoulder. ]]-
[ Jillian Hall ] Maria... Gasp is something you do.. Not something you say out loud.
[ Maria ] Oh.
-[[ Christian and Cruise laugh.. ]]-
[ Christian ] I'm gonna go prepare for my match.. When you decide who we're squashing at Heartbreaker, you give us a ring.. We don't care WHO it is.. Because I'll carry Cruise to victory.. Just like I'm carrying four other guys to victory tonight.. So you think real hard, don't hurt yourself though, and you just do the very bestest you can do.. And I'm sure everything will our just fine for ya'...
-[[ Jim Cornette laughs, slapping Christian on the back.. ]]-
[ Jim Cornette ] Yeah, you tell that retard what's what!!
-[[ Christian and the Coalition all laugh and walk out of the room, leaving Maria, Jillian, and Hart by themselves.. ]]-
[ Maria ] He called me a retard!!
-[[ Jillian consoles her.. ]]-
[ Jillian Hall ] It's okay, Maria..
[ Maria ] I don't even know what that IS!
-[[ Jillian shakes her head.. Bret Hart walks up and places his hand on her shoulder.. ]]-
[ Bret Hart ] You're not a retard, Maria.. As a matter of fact.. You made a good decision by changing that match.. Christian is scum.. And Tom Cruise, well, he's from Hollywood.. You should've expected that from someone like him.. But as for their opponents.. I've got a great idea..
-[[ Maria looks up at him with hopeful eyes. ]]-
[ Maria ] You do?
-[[ He nods
as the scene cuts.
Orton versus The Undertaker
Title on the Line: None
Referee: Mark Yeaton
Winner: Randy Orton via Pin Fall
Muhammad Hassan versus Chris Jericho versus Jeff Hardy
Title on the Line: None
Stipulation: Triple Threat - Elimination Rules
Referee: Charles Robinson
Winner: Jeff Hardy via Pin Fall
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