Date: Sunday, May 21st, 2006 | Live From: Dallas, Texas | Commentators: Joey Styles & Don Callis
Wrestling Invitational Battle Royal
Jerry Lynn, Chris Jericho, Scott Steiner, Sting, Alex Shelley, Rob Van Dam,
AJ Styles, Ultimo Dragon, Shawn Michaels, The Rock
Title on the Line: None
Stipulation: Eliminations Occur via Pin Fall & Submission Only
Referees: Jimmy Cordaris, Scott James, Charles Robinson
[ Eliminated: AJ Styles via Pin Fall ]
-[[ Chris Jericho forearms Ultimo Dragon in the head repeatedly and whips him into the ropes.. Jericho goes for a clothesline but the Dragon ducks it! Both men turn around and Dragon goes for a standing enziguri but Jericho ducks THAT and trips the Dragon up.. WALLS OF JERICHO! He turns him over and the Dragon is fighting to reach the ropes.. But Jericho drags him into the center of the ring!! The Ultimo Dragon has no choice.. But to tap out!! The Dragon is out of there!! ]]-
[ Eliminated: Ultimo Dragon via Submission ]
-[[ Sting whips Jerry Lynn into the ropes and follows him in.. STINGER SPLASH!! Jerry Lynn staggers out of the corner and Sting kicks him in the gut and goes for a vertical suplex but Jerry Lynn slips out behind him and pushes him forward into the ropes.. He yanks him back into a cradle pin but Sting rolls through.. One! Two! Th-- Lynn kicked out with force! Lynn and Sting both stand up and face.. They stare each other down for a bit and Lynn chops Sting across the chest! Sting flexes his muscles and howls! He begins kicking and chopping Jerry Lynn! He backs Lynn against the ropes and Lynn throws a stray punch but Sting ducks it and hooks him from behind.. STINGER DEATH DROP! NO! LYNN SPINS OUT OF IT!! He knee lifts Sting in the gut and hooks him....... CRADLE TO THE GRAVE!! He covers him and hooks the leg.. ONE! TWO! THREE! Jerry Lynn has taken out STING! ]]-
[ Eliminated: Sting via Pin Fall ]
-[[ Shawn Michaels and Chris Jericho begin slugging at each other back and forth.. Michaels ducks a stray punch from Jericho and when Jericho turns around, Michaels nails him with the Sweet Chin Music! Jericho staggers back into a wheelbarrow pin from Alex Shelley! One! Two! Three! ]]-
[ Eliminated: Chris Jericho via Pin Fall ]
-[[ Shawn Michaels looks pissed that Shelley stole his pin but Shelley pushes Shawn Michaels backward into a small package from Jerry Lynn! One! Two! Three!! Jerry Lynn just surprised Shawn Michaels with the elimination! ]]-
[ Eliminated: Shawn Michaels via Pin Fall ]
-[[ Shawn Michaels springs back up, looking pissed.. He throws a super kick at Lynn but Lynn ducks and the shot hits.. Rob Van Dam! Alex Shelley and Jerry Lynn both turn and dump Shawn Michaels out of the ring and Alex Shelley kicks Lynn in the gut.. SHELL-SHOCK! And then he covers Rob Van Dam! One! Two! Three! Alex Shelley has pinned Van Dam! ]]-
[ Eliminated: Rob Van Dam via Pin Fall ]
Alex Shelley rolls
over and covers Jerry Lynn.... One...... Two....... Thre- NO! Jerry Lynn
got a shoulder up!! Alex Shelley can't believe it!! Shelley pulls Lynn to
his feet and whips him into the ropes.. He goes for a clothesline but Lynn
ducks it.. Shelley turns around.. Drop kick to the knee!! Shelley goes
down to one knee and Jerry Lynn pulls him up and puts his head between his
legs..... CRADLE PILEDRIV-- NO!! Alex Shelley locks his legs and back
drops Lynn over him.. Lynn is quickly up and Shelley nails him with a
standing enziguri kick! Lynn staggers back into the ropes and Shelley
nails him with a short arm lariat! He covers him and hooks the leg.. One!
Two! Thr-- No! Jerry Lynn got a shoulder up!! Alex Shelley can't believe
it.. And then.. The fans begin booing loudly.. Vince Russo is making his
way down to the ring with a baseball bat in his hand... He wanders down
near the apron and the referees all begin trying to tell him to leave
ringside, but as they're distracted, Russo flings Alex Shelley the
baseball bat.. Alex Shelley hides it underneath his body as best he can..
Jerry Lynn staggers up and wanders over.. He grabs Shelley by the hair..
And Shelley turns around and BLASTS Jerry Lynn in the face with the
baseball bat!! Jerry Lynn goes down and Shelley throws the bat out of the
ring.. He covers Lynn... One...... Two........ THREE!! What a crock of
shit!! What.. A crock.. Of SHIT! THIS IS PURE WRESTLING!?
Winner: Alex Shelley via Pin Fall
Title on the Line: Hardcore Rules
Stipulation: Number One Contendership - Hardcore Championship
Referee: Nick Patrick
[ Gary Michael Capetta ] The winner of the match.. And number one contender to the SGW Hardcore Championship...... "THE HUMAN SUPLEX MACHINE" ......TAZ!!
Tommy Dreamer looks
down at the urn.. He covered the Undertaker with Taz's urn!! TAZ IS THE
NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!! Tommy Dreamer stares
at the urn and looks shocked.. Dreamer looks slightly annoyed and then...
He gives in and admits to himself that Taz deserves it and raises the urn
in the air to a huge pop..... But.. How the hell can Taz.. Have a match
for the championship!?
Winner: Taz's Remains via Pin Fall
[ The Sandman ] You leave that fuckin' can.. Right where it is.
-[[ The man nods timidly and takes off, clutching his wrist.. ]]-
[ The Sandman ] Fuckin' piece of shit.
-[[ The Sandman continues walking until he sees.. Jillian Hall.. ]]-
[ The Sandman ] Hey...
-[[ She busy scribbling something down on a clipboard.. She doesn't pay attention.. ]]-
[ The Sandman ] Hey, bitch.
-[[ Still, nothing.. He slaps the clipboard out of her hand.. She looks up at him, annoyed. ]]-
[ Jillian Hall ] ..What?
-[[ The Sandman lights up a cigarette right in her face.. ]]-
[ The Sandman ] I said.... Hey...
-[[ A pause.. ]]-
[ The Sandman ] ........Bitch.
-[[ She smiles, running her hand through her hair.. ]]-
[ Jillian Hall ] You know.. Sandman.. Despite what Jarrett's said.. And done to me..
-[[ She leans in real close, whispering.. ]]-
[ Jillian Hall ] I'm still YOUR boss.
-[[ She winks. ]]-
[ Jillian Hall ] So... You might want to choose your words more carefully.
-[[ The Sandman looks around.. ]]-
[ The Sandman ] ...Aiight..
-[[ He leans in to HER real closely now.. ]]-
[ The Sandman ] ...Fuck you.. Bitch?
-[[ He blows smoke in her face.. She coughs, waving her hand in front of her face.. ]]-
[ The Sandman ] Nice tits, by the way.
-[[ He turns to walk away from her. ]]-
[ The Sandman ] ..Cunt.
-[[ Once he's completed his turn, he finds himself face to face with Triple H.. Triple H has the SGW Gimmick Championship around his waist.. And a sledgehammer in his hand... Triple H smiles smugly in the Sandman's face.. The Sandman looks him up and down and takes a drag from his cigarette.. ]]-
[ The Sandman ] ..Fuck you, asshole.
-[[ Triple H laughs.. ]]-
[ Triple H ] That talk may amuse the little girl behind you... But..
-[[ He looks down, wipes his nose.. Then looks back up at Sandman.. ]]-
[ Triple H ] ..Not me.
-[[ Triple H looks down at the sledgehammer in his hand.. ]]-
[ Triple H ] ..But.. I got good news for ya'..
-[[ The Sandman blows smoke in his face.. ]]-
[ The Sandman ] You're gonna blow your own fuckin' brains out?
-[[ Triple H mobs up in Sandman's face, breathing heavily.. ]]-
[ Triple H ] I'll blow out yours if you disrespect me again.. Do you understand me?
-[[ Triple H doesn't wait for a response.. ]]-
[ Triple H ] The news is.. You're in my line of sight..
-[[ He raises the sledgehammer up to eye level.. ]]-
[ Triple H ] I don't usually request matches with people like you.. But you've got a championship belt.. That means I've got something to prove.. That means I have to show the world.. My superiority.. That the hardcore division.. Is below me.. That's the good news.... Sooner.. Rather than later... You could get to come up to my level.. For one night only!
-[[ They hear him screaming before he's near them.. Rhino charges up to the two of them.. ]]-
[ Rhino ] NO!! NO!! NO!! LEAVE HIM THE FUCK OUT OF THIS, TRIPLE H!!
-[[ Rhino yanks at his hair, breathing heavily.. ]]-
[ Rhino ] If you want to fight a man that represents this entire fucking decision.. LOOK NO FURTHER!!
-[[ The Sandman looks at Rhino like he's an idiot.. ]]-
[ Rhino ] Because after tonight.. I finally get my due! I get my belt!! I become.. The Hardcore fucking CHAMPION!!
-[[ Sandman rolls his eyes and casually blasts Rhino in the head with the cane! Rhino staggers backward, holding his head.. The Sandman laughs so hard that his cigarette spits out of his mouth and hits Triple H in the chest.. Triple H looks down where the cigarette hit and then back up at Sandman.. Sandman doesn't realize what's happened..... And he blasts the Sandman right in the head with the sledgehammer!! The Sandman staggers backward into the wall and drunkenly steps back out toward Triple H.. And gets GORED DOWN!! Triple H and Rhino begin putting the boots to Sandman and leave him laying in the floor... Rhino staggers out of the shot, holding his forehead and yanking at his hair.. Triple H smiles, staring down at the Sandman... And then he turns and sees someone watching him from a few feet down the hallway... John Cena.. Triple H stares at him... He holds up his sledgehammer and smiles.. Cena just shakes his head.. ]]-
[ John Cena ] Not here.. Not now..
-[[ A pause.. ]]-
[ John Cena ] Because if I do to you here.. What I wanna do to you in the ring..
-[[ Cena is dead serious.. ]]-
[ John Cena ] I'ma get arrested.
-[[ He begins backing away.. ]]-
[ John Cena ] I'll see you later tonight, dawg.
He makes the title
belt motion around his waist.. Triple H can only watch.
Title on the Line: SGW United States Championship
Referee: Scott James
Winner & New Champion: Matt Hardy via Pin Fall
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