Date: Sunday, May 21st, 2006 | Live From: Dallas, Texas | Commentators: Joey Styles & Don Callis
[ Vince Russo ] Fuck pure wrestlin'!
-[[ Alex Shelley is holding a camera, filming Russo as he rambles.. ]]-
[ Vince Russo ] I told them mutha' fuckers.. I told'em straight up.. I don't want that SHIT in Solid Gold!
[ Alex Shelley ] Indeed you did, Mister Russo!
[ Vince Russo ] It ain't about mat wrestlin'.. It's about enta'taaaainment..
-[[ He turns to Shelley's camera and raises an eyebrow.. ]]-
[ Vince Russo ] Am I right or am I fuckin' right?
[ Alex Shelley ] Of course you're right.. It's been that way since Hogan--
[ Vince Russo ] Fuck Hulk Hogan!
[ Alex Shelley ] Did I say Hogan? I meant since the Attitude Era!
[ Vince Russo ] That's more fuckin' like it.
-[[ Russo smiles, raising the bat up and looking at it.. ]]-
[ Vince Russo ] Solid Gold needs more guys like you.. Guys that are hungry and'll do whateva' they gotta do to get ahead in this business.. Guys that give a shit about more than this bullshit competition.. Guys.. That want fuckin' powa'!
-[[ Alex Shelley moves his face away from his camera, smiling.. ]]-
[ Alex Shelley ] That's what I'm all about!
-[[ Russo points at him, almost laughing. ]]-
[ Vince Russo ] ..I know!
-[[ The dressing room flies open and Shelley and Russo both turn toward the door and find themselves confronted by.. ]]-
[ Alex Shelley ] ...Jerry Lynn!?
-[[ Lynn punches the camera straight into Alex Shelley's eye, sending him flying back into the wall! Vince Russo runs at Lynn with his baseball bat and Lynn catches Russo's wrist and squeezes until he drops the bat.. Lynn knees Russo in the gut and pie faces him to the floor... Russo stares up at Lynn with a surprised look on his face.. ]]-
[ Vince Russo ] ....FUCK!
-[[ Alex Shelley shakes his head, touching his eye gently with his hand.. Jerry Lynn walks over and grabs the camera Alex Shelley was using.. He holds it in Russo's face.. ]]-
[ Jerry Lynn ] ..IS THIS WRESTLING!?
-[[ Russo doesn't know what to say.. ]]-
[ Jerry Lynn ] ANSWER ME!!
[ Vince Russo ] ....Shit.. You're a god damn maniac!!
-[[ Alex Shelley starts to get back on his feet and Lynn NAILS HIM with the camera! Shelley lays back down, clutching his face.. Lynn turns back to Russo and holds it in his face once more.. ]]-
[ Jerry Lynn ] IS IT!?
[ Vince Russo ] Nobody gives a shit about you, Lynn.. You vanilla midget!!
[ Jerry Lynn ] Look at what you're doing, Russo.. Look!
-[[ Jerry Lynn picks up the bat he discarded earlier.. ]]-
[ Jerry Lynn ] This isn't wrestling.. This is bullshit!!
-[[ He drops the camera on the floor in front of Russo.. ]]-
[ Jerry Lynn ] You're tainting Solid Gold Wrestling.. And by doing that.. You're tainting our entire business!!
-[[ He raises the bat.. Russo shrieks.. ]]-
[ Jerry Lynn ] FUCK YOUR WRESTLING, RUSSO!!
-[[ He brings the bat down on Shelley's camera.. ]]-
[ Jerry Lynn ] FUCK YOUR WRESTLING!!
-[[ He smashes the camera again.. ]]-
[ Jerry Lynn ] THEY SHOULD'VE NEVER GIVEN YOU FUCKERS MONEY!
-[[ He throws the bat down.. ]]-
[ Jerry Lynn ] I won't stand for it!!
-[[ He raises his arms in the air.. ]]-
[ Jerry Lynn ] ..I'M JERRY LYNN, BITCH!!
-[[ And then he points at Russo.. ]]-
[ Jerry Lynn ] ..AND YOU DON'T HAVE A FUCKIN' PRAYER!!
-[[ Jerry Lynn storms out of the room, breathing heavily.. Vince Russo remains sitting.. ]]-
[ Vince Russo ] Shit... Shit... God damn maniac.. God damn maniac!!
-[[ Alex Shelley sits up, palming his eye.. ]]-
[ Alex Shelley ] ...My fucking eye! ..Dick!
Title on the Line: SGW Intercontinental Championship
Referee: John Bradshaw Layfield
Winner & Still Champion: Raven via Pin Fall
[ Shawn Michaels ] ..Problem?
-[[ Jericho nods, looking pissed off. ]]-
[ Chris Jericho ] I bet you thought that was real funny, huh?
-[[ Shawn looks around, confused.. ]]-
[ Shawn Michaels ] ..Funny? What the hell are you talkin' about, kid?
-[[ This appears to infuriate Jericho even more.. ]]-
[ Chris Jericho ] You know damn well what I'm talking about, jerky!!
-[[ Shawn looks around again, smiling uneasily.. ]]-
[ Shawn Michaels ] I'm not following.
[ Chris Jericho ] The battle royal, ass hat.. What you did to me!!
-[[ Shawn puts his hands on his hips.. ]]-
[ Shawn Michaels ] And what was that?
-[[ Jericho sighs, pissed that he has to explain it.. ]]-
[ Chris Jericho ] You cost me the match.. With that RI-COCK-ULOUS super kick!!
-[[ Shawn almost laughs out loud.. ]]-
[ Shawn Michaels ] Get out o'my face with that.. It was a match.
[ Chris Jericho ] Yeah, a match I had WON until you got involved..
[ Shawn Michaels ] What's wrong with you? Are you mental?
-[[ Shawn puts his hand on Jericho's shoulder.. Jericho immediately slaps it away.. ]]-
[ Shawn Michaels ] If it makes ya' feel any better.. I lost too.
-[[ He shrugs.. ]]-
[ Shawn Michaels ] And... I ain't bitchin' about it.
[ Chris Jericho ] Of course you're not.. You're used to being a complete loser.. In AND out of the ring!!
-[[ Shawn gets up in Jericho's face.. The two of them just stand there for a second.. ]]-
[ Shawn Michaels ] You know, little man.. You're about one second.. From me kicking your teeth right down your throat..
-[[ A pause.. ]]-
[ Shawn Michaels ] ..Again!
-[[ Jericho laughs.. ]]-
[ Chris Jericho ] One on one.. You can't touch me.
[ Shawn Michaels ] Oh, I don't want to touch you.. I want to kick.. Your.. Ass!
-[[ A voice is heard from off-camera.. ]]-
[ Christopher Daniels ] ..Gentlemen, please..
-[[ Christopher Daniels walks into the shot, smiling.. Michaels and Jericho both don't know what to think.. ]]-
[ Christopher Daniels ] Do not concern yourselves with which of you two is better than the other..
-[[ He presents himself.. ]]-
[ Christopher Daniels ] For your better.. Stands before you.
[ Chris Jericho ] The hell is that supposed to be mean, ass clown?
-[[ Michaels doesn't say a word.. ]]-
[ Christopher Daniels ] Take it for what you will.. But I'd rather you take it....
-[[ A pause.. He smiles.. ]]-
[ Christopher Daniels ] As a challenge.
-[[ He nods to each of them.. ]]-
[ Christopher Daniels ] Gentlemen.
-[[ He walks off, leaving Michaels and Jericho to themselves.. ]]-
[ Shawn Michaels ] Ya' know, Jericho.. I got a feelin' that guy..
-[[ He flips his hair back.. ]]-
[ Shawn Michaels ] Is gonna get one HELL.. Of a rude awakening.
Title on the Line: SGW Gimmick Championship
Stipulation: Sledgehammer on a Pole
Referee: Scott James
Triple H picks the sledgehammer up and begins sizing Cena up.. John Cena
slowly pulls himself to his feet using the ropes.. Triple H takes a few
steps back to get a good running start.. And Triple H begins running up on
him... But before he can make contact... He hears the ring rumbling and
turns around just in time to dodge a GORE! GORE! GORE!! RHINO HIT CENA!!
RHINO HIT CENA!! Triple H rolls out of the ring, holding his sledgehammer
and smiling.. John Cena contorts on the ground, groaning in pain..
Winner & Still Champion: Triple H via Pin Fall
[ Todd Grisham ] Hello, everyone.. My name is Todd Grisham and--
-[[ Kick to the gut on Todd Grisham!! That's "The Franchise" Shane Douglas!! Shane Douglas grabs Todd Grisham by the hair and slings him hard into the interview set face first!! Todd Grisham goes limp and Douglas and grabs his microphone and cracks him right in the forehead with it!! Todd Grisham lays cold and motionless as Douglas stands over him with wide eyes... Blood begins to trickle down Grisham's face... Douglas then turns to the camera.. ]]-
[ Shane Douglas ] HA HA HA... YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM, SGW!!
-[[ He laughs.. ]]-
[ Shane Douglas ] FUCK IT!! IT'S ME!! THE GOD DAMN FUCKIN' FRANCHISE.. SHANE DOUGLAS!!
-[[ The fans pop.. ]]-
[ Shane Douglas ] AND I'M STANDING HERE.. WITH THE FUCKIN' MAN.. WHO TONIGHT.. WON THE VACANT SOLID GOLD WRESTLING UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP!! A BELT, I, MYSELF, THE FUCKIN' FRANCHISE.. HELD THREE FUCKIN' TIMES!! MATT FUCKIN' HARDY!! YOU NORTH CAROLINA SHIT KICKER.. RAVEN TRIED TO COST YOU THAT BELT.. AND THEN YOU FLAT OUT.. FUCKING HANDED HIS BELT TO HIM!!
-[[ Matt Hardy stands still with the SGW United States championship over his shoulder.. He nods.. ]]-
[ Shane Douglas ] WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO IT!?
-[[ Hardy smirks.. Rubbing his hands together.. ]]-
[ Matt Hardy ] Why did I do it, Shane?
-[[ Hardy pauses.. ]]-
[ Matt Hardy ] I think the real question is... Why not?
-[[ Hardy's being awfully smug in his demeanor.. ]]-
[ Matt Hardy ] The fact of the matter is.. I wasn't going to allow any former Golden Rule members to leave here with gold that didn't belong to them.. And on top of that... Raven has nothing else to offer me.. He has nothing to lose personally.. And if I'm going to end up getting in the ring with him.. I want to take everything he has.. Away from him..
-[[ Shane Douglas seems confused.. ]]-
[ Shane Douglas ] BUT RAVEN HAS THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP.. YOU HAVE THE UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP.. AND THE FUCKIN' RULES STATE THAT ONE MAN CAN'T HOLD TWO SINGLES BELTS!! AIN'T THAT A BITCH!! THAT'S A BITCH!! THAT'S A BITCH.. THAT'S A GOD DAMN FUCKIN'.. BITCH!! HA HA HA!!
-[[ Hardy doesn't seem phased by this at all.. ]]-
[ Matt Hardy ] That actually brings me to my point, Shane.
-[[ Hardy pulls the championship away from his shoulder and looks at it, smiling.. ]]-
[ Matt Hardy ] That belt Raven has.. It was retired for a long time..
-[[ He looks at Shane.. ]]-
[ Matt Hardy ] Do you remember why, Shane?
[ Shane Douglas ] BECAUSE SHANE McMAHON SAID IT WAS THE SAME GOD DAMN THING AS THE UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP!! THAT'S FUCKIN' WHY!!
-[[ Hardy nods.. ]]-
[ Matt Hardy ] That's right.. And in a way.. That is correct..
-[[ Hardy looks up at the camera.. ]]-
[ Matt Hardy ] So.. This is what I'm proposing, if Jeff Jarrett's up for a little more history in the making..
-[[ Hardy puts the title back on his shoulder.. ]]-
[ Matt Hardy ] If our two belts are considered the same thing.. Then let's MAKE them.. The same thing.
[ Shane Douglas ] OH SHIT, I GET IT!!
[ Matt Hardy ] I'm talkin'... A unification match... Matt Hardy.. Versus Raven!! Title.. For title!!
-[[ Raven wanders onto the set with Alexis Laree at his side.. Matt Hardy stares him down.. Raven has the SGW Intercontinental championship around his waist.. Raven wipes his nose, his eyes never leave Hardy's.. ]]-
[ Matt Hardy ] Are you up for it?
-[[ Raven looks down at his belt.. Then back up at Hardy.. ]]-
[ Raven ] ..Whatever.
[ Matt Hardy ] Yes or no, Raven.. Or are you too much of a chicken to give me a match?
-[[ Raven shrugs.. ]]-
[ Matt Hardy ] That's what I thought.. Not so big when you can't get the drop on me from behind..
-[[ Hardy goes to talk again but Raven rips the microphone from Shane Douglas' hand.. ]]-
[ Raven ] Title for title.. Or just plain one on one.. I don't care..
-[[ Raven flips his hair out of his eyes.. ]]-
[ Raven ] If you get in the ring with me.. It's Raven's Rules or nothing..
[ Matt Hardy ] You got it.
[ Raven ] ..And I promise you this.. You'll lose a lot more than your title if you take this to the ring with me.
-[[ Matt Hardy's face goes dead serious and he gets in Raven's face.. The two stand there, breathing in each other's faces.. They look like they're going to begin throwing punches at any minute when.... RAVEN is blasted from behind!! The impact sends him slamming into Hardy, knocking him back a few steps.. And then we realize what just happened..... CHRIS MASTERS!! CHRIS MASTERS IS BACK!! He nailed Raven in the back and is furiously beating him down with lefts and rights and forearms and stomps!! Raven is getting beaten into a bloody mess!! Matt Hardy just stands and watches before taking his title and walking away.. He's not going to help at all!! Masters flips Raven over and begins going to work on his face, punching away at him, trying to disfigure him.. And Alexis Laree jumps onto the back of Chris Masters!! She's trying to choke him but Masters flips her over his head and she lands on hard on her ass on the ground... She clutches her lower back and Masters sizes her up...... ]]-
[ Chris Masters ] .........MASTERLOCK TIME, BITCH!!
-[[ MASTERLOCK ON ALEXIS LAREE!! Chris Masters whips her around in the hold until she goes completely limp but he keeps her in the move, pushing down on the back of her head, trying to break her neck.... He throws her down face first and she doesn't move.. Masters flexes his muscles and yells.. ]]-
[ Chris Masters ] YEAH, BABY!!
-[[ He kneels down over Raven and gives him an almost playful bitch slap.. ]]-
[ Chris Masters ] I'm back, Raven... I'm back!!
-[[ He smiles evilly.. ]]-
[ Chris Masters ] And you STILL can't break.. MY MASTERLOCK!
Masters walks off,
Title on the Line: None
Stipulation: Street Fight
Referee: Charles Robinson
Winner: Edge via Pin Fall
HOUR 3 ->