STROKE: Lights.. Camera.. Action! | June 3rd, 2006 | Live From: Fresno, California | Commentators: Joey Styles & Don Callis

-[[ When the show begins, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is already standing in the ring in his gear with the SGW World Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder.. The fans are booing loudly and it doesn't take you long to figure out why.. The camera pans over to the ramp where Jeff Jarrett is standing with a microphone in his hand.. Steve Austin leans on the top rope, staring down the ramp at Jarrett.. Jarrett begins to speak.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] Before we get this show on the road.. The star of this show has got somethin' to say!!

-[[ Jarrett pauses as the fans erupt in boos.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] And the star of the show... IS ME!!

-[[ Austin shakes his head.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.. Ever since you came to Solid Gold.. You have made my life HELL!

-[[ Huge pop.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] And at Body Count.. Ya' made a decision that made the boys in the back's lives.. More difficult..

-[[ Jarrett paces back and forth on the ramp, still speaking.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] When you said those magic words.. What were they again?

-[[ Austin doe not look interested in repeating them.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] Oh, I see.. That's fine, Austin.. Because I remember'em like they were said.. Yesterday! Ha ha..

-[[ Jarrett smiles.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] I think.. When I presented you with the opportunity to hand me your title.. Or screw the boys..

-[[ Boos.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] Why, I think you said.. As you so eloquently put it..

-[[ Jarrett tilts his head back and bellows.. ]]-


-[[ Massive boos... Austin wanders over to the apron and calls for a microphone.. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] Do ya' have a point to all this, you stupid bastard?!

-[[ Huge pop. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] The fans watch the damn show.. I was there in the damn ring!!

-[[ Austin leans over the top rope, yelling loudly. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] Who're you recappin' this for, you dumb son of a bitch?!

-[[ Austin steps back, looking pissed off.. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] Maybe you're just tryin' to run through the events through your head again.. Step by step.. Because ya' can't convince yourself that "Stone Cold" Steve Austin owned your ass again, dropped that Maple Leaf bastard with a stunner and SHIT ALL OVER.. ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR... MASTER PLANS!! HELL YEAH!!

-[[ "HELL YEAH!" Jarrett looks furious.. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] Or maybe.. Maybe you want me to come down there and stun your ass for the third time?

-[[ Jarrett raises his microphone.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] I'll tell you--

[ Steve Austin ] ..What?!

-[[ Jarrett yells. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] SCREW YOU, AUSTIN!!

-[[ "WHAT!?" ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] I HATE YOU!!

-[[ "WHAT!?" ]]-


-[[ "WHAT!?" ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] Hell, Jeff.. Why don't ya' tell me how ya' really feel?

-[[ The fans laugh.. Jarrett is shaking with anger.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] You want me to tell ya' how I really feel about you?!

[ Steve Austin ] If ya' want this mealy mouthed little bastard to tell "Stone Cold" Steve Austin what he really thinks of him.. Gimme a HELL YEAH!!

-[[ "HELL YEAH!!" ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] The floor's all yours.

[ Jeff Jarrett ] I think--

[ Steve Austin ] ..WHAT!?

-[[ The fans laugh at Jarrett.. Austin waves him off.. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] I'm just fuckin' with ya'.. Go ahead.

-[[ Jarrett looks around.. He wipes his face.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] I think you're a disgrace to this company!!

-[[ Jarrett shakes his head.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] Hell, you ARE a disgrace to this company!!

-[[ Boos.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] You're the worst world champion.. Of all time!!

-[[ Louder boos.. Austin shrugs.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] Lower than Venis!! Lower than Orton!!

-[[ His voices rises.. ]]-


-[[ Austin smiles.. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] Hell, son.. If I suck so damn bad.. How come.. I got your belt?

-[[ Jarrett laughs a desperate laugh.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] You don't get it, do you?

-[[ Jarrett takes a few steps down the ramp.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] I'm the guy behind Orton takin' out Taz.

-[[ Boos.. A small "We Want Taz" chant breaks out. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] HE AIN'T HERE!!

-[[ Jarrett then smiles.. ]]-


-[[ Louder boos.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] I took out Randy Orton!

-[[ Mixed reaction.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] I made Carrie Underwood sing the BLUES!!

-[[ Boos.. ]]-


-[[ Jarrett points at his own face.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] Look in these eyes, Austin!!

-[[ He jabs his fingers hard at his own eyes.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] ..LOOK!

-[[ A pause.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] You're lookin' into the eyes of a man.. That takes.. What he wants!

-[[ Austin stomps around the ring, hoisting the title higher on his shoulder.. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] I don't know about takin' what ya' want.. But one thing ya' WILL take..

-[[ His voice rises.. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] ..IS MY BOOT... IN YOUR ASS!!

-[[ And then lowers.. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] ..If ya' don't find a point.. And get to it!!

-[[ Huge pop.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] Oh, there's a point, Austin.. You can bet your ass.. There IS a point..

-[[ He points to the ring at Austin.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] Solid Gold Wrestlin'.. Ain't big enough for the both of us!!

-[[ Huge pop as they realize what could potentially be coming.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] Don't get your hopes up, morons.. Because I ain't leavin'!!

-[[ Boos.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] Austin.. You have damaged my legacy.. You have ruined my credibility!!

-[[ Pop. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] My name is one that should be feared.. Not laughed at!!

-[[ Jarrett looks around at the fans before settling his eyes back on Austin.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] But.. I'm gonna let you make one more decision..

-[[ Austin seems interested now.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] Drop your title, Austin.. Or I'll make you regret every day that you wake up!!

-[[ Austin seems to think it over.. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] So... You're sayin'.. Drop my belt.. Which ya' can't get off me to save your pathetic life..

-[[ A pause.. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] Or... You're gonna make ol "Stone Cold" regret.. Every day he wakes up in the mornin'..

-[[ He looks around at the fans.. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] That's a tough one, Jeff.. What do you guys think?

-[[ "HELL NO! HELL NO! HELL NO!" Austin smiles.. ]]-

[ Steve Austin ] Ya' heard'em, Jeff.... OHHHHH HELLLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

-[[ Huge pop! ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] It's your funeral, Austin..

-[[ He motions to the back.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] Bring Steiner out here.. Your title defense is NOW!!

-[[ Steiner's music hits and Jarrett goes to the back.. ]]-

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin(c) versus Scott Steiner
Title on the Line: SGW World Heavyweight Championship
Stipulation: None
Referee: Charles Robinson

-[[ Steiner storms down to the ring and Austin flings his title over the top rope and to the floor! Steiner and Austin immediately begin trading punches like nobody's business!! Austin finally blocks one of Steiner's and begins laying into him with a sickening shots to the chin and temple!! He backs Steiner into the ropes and continues laying punches into him!! He whips Steiner off into the opposite side and catches him coming off.. THESZ PRESS!! PUNCHES!! Austin springs up, waving his hands around and then flips off Steiner, who is beginning to stand up.. Austin pulls him the rest of the way up and throws him into the turnbuckle.. Austin begins stomping a mudhole and walking it dry!! He pulls Steiner out of the corner and whips him into the ropes again.. Austin goes for a clothesline but Steiner ducks it and Austin turns around right into a T-BONE SUPLEX!! Steiner sits there for a second, catching a breather.. He gets up and pulls Austin to his feet... He whips Austin into the ropes and catches him coming off... BEAR HUG! Steiner holds him there for a minute, squeezing the breath out of him.. Austin claps his hands over Steiner's ears!! Steiner yells in pain.. Austin nails him again.. And again.. But Steiner won't be denied!! So Austin begins pushing his thumbs into Steiner's eyes!! Steiner releases the hold and Austin drops down.. KICK WHAM STUNN- NO!! Steiner pushes Austin into the ropes and Austin comes bouncing right back into the belly-to-belly suplex!! Steiner stands up and sizes Austin up... For the Steiner Recliner!! He flips Austin over.. And hooks it in!! Steiner pulls back on the hold, trying to force Austin out.. But Austin.. My God.. Austin powers out of it enough that Steiner has no more leverage in the hold!! Steiner breaks the hold and punches Austin in the back of the head... He yanks Austin up into a sitting position and jumps in the air to sit on Austin's back, but Austin flips over onto his back and raises his knees.. And drives both knees into Steiner's balls!! Steiner sits there, crouched over Austin, holding his groin.. And Austin flips him the double bird right in the face!! Austin gets out from underneath him and whips him into the ropes.. Steiner goes for a clothesline, Austin ducks it.. KICK WHAM STUNNER!! He covers him!! One! Two! Three!! Steve Austin is still the champion!! ]]-

Winner & Still Champion: "Stone Cold" Steve Austin via Pin Fall

-[[ Steve Austin sits up, looking like he's hardly broken a sweat off this match.. Jeff Jarrett walks out onto the ramp again with his microphone and now, with a guitar slung over his shoulder... Steve Austin collects his world championship belt and calls for a beer, but no beer comes.. Austin looks pissed and turns to the ramp where Jarrett is standing with a smile on his face.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] Impressive, I gotta admit.

-[[ Boos.. Austin is looking very impatient.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] But now that ya' got through your opponent for tonight...

-[[ Jarrett points the guitar up toward the ring.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] Meet your opponent... For Total Destruction!!

-[[ The fans begin buzzing, wondering who it is... And Lance Storm's music hits! Lance Storm walks out onto the ramp, wearing track pants and a red Maple Leaf t-shirt.. He stares down at the ring with a cold look in his eyes.. Lance Storm takes a few steps down the ramp but doesn't go all the way to the ring.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] You don't like that, do ya', Austin!?

-[[ Boos.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] Because this is the one man who has taken you to the LIMIT!!

-[[ Jarrett laughs.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] Ya' look thirsty, Austin.. Maybe my announcement here.. Gave ya' a bit o'cotton mouth..

-[[ Jarrett's suggestion seems polite enough.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] Anybody got a.. Cold beer for "Stone Cold" ?

-[[ Austin slowly turns around as he hears the ring shake.... WHAM!! BEER CAN TO THE FOREHEAD!! CHRIS MASTERS JUST BLASTED STEVE AUSTIN WITH A BEER CAN TO THE FOREHEAD!! Masters holds the spewing can in his hand.. He looks at it like he just smelled something disgusting and begins dumping it out on Austin's face and chest.. Chris Masters reaches into the back of his tights and reveals a microphone.. ]]-

[ Chris Masters ] Does anyone here know.. Why beer.. Is inferior.. To The Masterpiece?

-[[ Boos.. Masters smiles.. ]]-

[ Chris Masters ] Because beer.. Just like Steve Austin.. Can't break.. My Masterlock!

-[[ What the fuck? ]]-

-[[ Jarrett shakes his head, pretending he didn't hear that.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] Did I say.. Opponent, Austin!?

-[[ He laughs.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] I meant.. OPPONENTS!!

-[[ The fans erupt in boos.. Lance Storm rolls inside the ring and stands over Austin.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] No, it ain't gonna be another triple threat match... Ha ha..

-[[ Jarrett begins making his way toward the ring.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] It's gonna be.. A handicap match!!

-[[ Louder boos.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] It's gonna be.. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and a partner of his choice..

-[[ Jarrett climbs through the ropes, now standing with Storm and Masters.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] Takin' on.. "THE MASTERPIECE" CHRIS MASTERS!!

-[[ Boos.. ]]-


-[[ Louder boos.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] ......AND ME!!

-[[ Jarrett motions for Masters and Storm to hold up Austin.. They do.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] But before you choke on THAT.....

-[[ He laughs.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] .......CHOKE ON THIS!!

-[[ And he breaks the guitar over Austin's head!! The fans erupt in boos as Austin's three opponents leave the ring, leaving Austin in a heap of splinters, beer and blood.... Who will Austin choose as his partner? Who can he trust!? ]]-

Sting versus The Rock versus Billy Kidman versus
John Bradshaw Layfield
versus Colt Cabana versus Kevin Nash
Title on the Line: None
Stipulation: Six-Pack Challenge - Single Fall
Referee: Scott James

-[[ Sting and John Bradshaw Layfield begin the match.. The other four competitors stand on the apron, awaiting a tag.. Sting and Layfield stare each other down to start and Layfield pie faces Sting backward.. Sting comes right back at Layfield with a big right hand! And then Sting beats his chest and howls!! Layfield looks terrified and Sting whips him into the corner and follows him in with a STINGER SPLASH!! Layfield staggers out of the corner and Sting nails him with a clothesline!! Sting pulls Layfield back to his feet and whips him into the ropes.. Sting nails Layfield with an arm drag and Layfield's momentum carries him to an opposite corner where The Rock tags himself in!! The Rock charges in at Sting and begins nailing him with lefts and rights! He whips Sting into the ropes.. Spine buster! The Rock springs back up and kicks Sting in the shoulder.. He removes his elbow pad and flings it into the crowd... The Rock goes rope to rope.. People's Elbow! He covers Sting! One! Everyone floods into the ring and pulls the Rock off of Sting! The Rock begins dealing out punches and kicks!! The Rock nails Colt Cabana with a big right hand! He turns and sends Layfield packing with a clothesline over the top rope!! The Rock then turns around into a big boot from Kevin Nash!! Kevin Nash then turns around and Billy Kidman flies off of the top rope and onto Nash, but Nash catches him in a power slam position.. SNAKE EYES ONTO THE TOP ROPE! Kidman's neck snaps back and he falls inside the ring.. Sting is up now and he clotheslines Nash over the top rope and to the outside.. He kicks Kidman aside and pulls the Rock to his feet.. He whips the Rock into the ropes but the Rock reverses it and Kevin Nash tags himself into the match!! Nash climbs over the top rope and boots Sting down!! The Rock begins sending punches into Nash's face, but Nash isn't registering them... Nash raises his fist in the air and yells.. And the Rock tags in Billy Kidman! Billy Kidman begins nailing Nash with lefts and rights and Nash shrugs them off... He whips Kidman into the ropes.. Spinning side slam!! Nash covers him! One! Two! Colt Cabana breaks the pin!! Nash looks furious.. Nash pulls Billy Kidman back to his feet and sets him up for the Jackknife, but Kidman drops to one knee and nails Nash with a low blow! Kidman hits the ropes.. Dropkick on Nash! Nash goes staggering back into the ropes.. Billy Kidman bounces off of the ropes and gets tagged by Colt Cabana! Cabana charges into the ring but Kidman cuts him off.. Kidman and Cabana get in a shoving match over the tag and begin slugging it out!! Kidman whips Cabana into the ropes and Cabana comes back at him with a flying forearm that sends Kidman to the mat!! Cabana stands up, cocky, and gets floored by the CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!! Layfield shakes his head, smiling and gets his head pulled back..... SCORPION DEATH DROP!! Huge pop! Sting then turns around and walks right into a ROCK BOTTOM!! And the Rock gets nailed from behind.. By Nash! The Rock goes tumbling to the outside.. Kevin Nash casually picks up Colt Cabana...... JACKKNIFE POWER BOMB!! He covers him with one boot.. One...... Two........ Thre-- NO!! John Bradshaw Layfield is already up and he pushes Nash over the top rope and to the floor! The Rock slowly pulls himself back into the ring and Layfield catches him coming off the ropes.. CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! Layfield covers him.. One! Two! Nash slides under the bottom rope! THREE! Layfield barely got the pin!! Layfield has won this match!! ]]-

Winner: John Bradshaw Layfield via Pin Fall

-[[ We cut backstage where we see Ken Kennedy standing with Jillian Hall.. The Big Show is looming behind Kennedy, staring down at both of them as Kennedy speaks.. It appears as though he's trying to sell her on something.. ]]-

[ Ken Kennedy ] I know you HAVE to see where I'm coming from, Jill.

-[[ She nods.. ]]-

[ Jillian Hall ] Yeah.. I understand.. But you know what Jeff will think.

-[[ Kennedy scoffs.. ]]-

[ Ken Kennedy ] I don't care what he thinks.. What he thinks.. Is inconsequential to me.

[ The Big Show ] It's not like he can do anything about it.

-[[ Kennedy points at Big Show with his thumb.. ]]-

[ Ken Kennedy ] He's right.

-[[ Kennedy then points at Jillian, smirking. ]]-

[ Ken Kennedy ] But you.. You still have the power to make things happen..

[ Jillian Hall ] Yeah.. I do..

[ Ken Kennedy ] So, we both used to be lackeys of one, Jeffrey Jarrett... And now, we're on his bad side.

-[[ She looks down, agreeing. ]]-

[ Ken Kennedy ] He gave you a title belt and fed you to Triple H.. He had a hand in the death of one of my best friends!

-[[ Kennedy shakes his head.. ]]-

[ Ken Kennedy ] Randy never hurt anyone.. Except Taz.. And that Michael Shane guy..

-[[ Jillian looks up at Kennedy like she can't believe he said Orton never hurt anyone. ]]-

[ Ken Kennedy ] You can swing the balance in our favor, Jillian.. We can take SGW back!

-[[ She nods.. A hopeful look on her face.. ]]-

[ Jillian Hall ] We can, can't we?

-[[ Kennedy extends his hand to shake.. ]]-

[ Ken Kennedy ] You in?

-[[ She smiles and accepts his hand just as the door swings open and Jeff Jarrett walks inside.. Jarrett looks back and forth from Kennedy to Jillian and then at their handshake.. Jarrett looks surprised.. And then pissed.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] The hell is goin' on here!? Some kind o'conspiracy against me?

-[[ Jillian backs away from Kennedy, shaking her head.. ]]-

[ Jillian Hall ] No, no, Jeff.. It's nothing like that--

[ Jeff Jarrett ] Shut it, woman..

-[[ He advances on her.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] I gave you your damn power.. And I can damn sure take it away.

-[[ He looks back at Kennedy then back at her.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] We're gonna find out where your loyalties lie.. Tonight!

-[[ She looks terrified, who knows what he's got up his sleeve? ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] You're gonna referee the Television title match tonight..

-[[ He points at Kennedy.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] YOUR match.. And the Big Show.. is BARRED from ringside!

-[[ He then sticks his finger right in her face.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] And you're gonna make... Ha ha.. The right decision.

-[[ He stares her right in the face.. ]]-

[ Jeff Jarrett ] ..Aren't you?

-[[ She swallows hard and Jarrett leaves the room.. The right decision? ]]-

Chris Masters versus Dave Batista
Title on the Line: None
Stipulation: None
Referee: Jimmy Cordaris

-[[ Chris Masters and Dave Batista stand eye to eye for a bit.. Masters smiles cockily and flexes his muscles to some loud boos.. Batista flexes his own and draws a huge pop.. Masters looks confused... Batista smiles now.. Masters mans up on Batista and Batista's smile disappears.. The two lock-up suddenly and fight over it.. Batista forces Masters into the corner and the referee orders a break.. Batista backs away and Masters nails him with a big right hand, refusing to break clean! Batista's eyes go wide!! He charges into Masters like a train with a clothesline that sandwiches him into the corner! The fans erupt! Batista rips Masters out of the corner and whips him into the ropes.. Spine buster!! "BOOM!" Batista springs back up and pulls Masters to his feet.. He slams Masters' head between his legs........ BATISTA BOMB!! No!! Masters double axe handles Batista right in the forehead!! Batista crashes down with Masters seated on his chest.. Masters pulls Batista back to his feet and whips him into the ropes.. Batista ducks a clothesline and hits the ropes.. Masters ducks a clothesline and Batista spins around.. POLISH HAMMER!! The impact sends Batista reeling around with his back to Masters....... "MASTERLOCK TIME!!" He locks it in!! He whips Batista around and forces him onto his knees.. And the referee calls for the bell!! Chris Masters has just proven, Dave Batista can't break his Masterlock!! ]]-

Winner: Chris Masters via Referee's Decision

-[[ A rental car pulls into the parking lot.. The Blue Meanie is driving it.. It comes to a stop and the back door opens.. Raven steps out, already in his gear with the Intercontinental championship in his hand.. Alexis Laree follows him out, looking worse for wear due to an unfortunate car crash earlier in the week.. Raven stares hard at the building, snarling his upper lip... Alexis grips Raven's arm, looking over his shoulder.. ]]-

[ Alexis Laree ] I want to go, too.

-[[ He shrugs her off, she takes a step back.. ]]-

[ Alexis Laree ] At least take Meanie with you!

-[[ Raven sniffs and wipes his nose.. ]]-

[ Raven ] You should feel fortunate that I allowed you to come this far.

-[[ He turns back to her.. ]]-

[ Raven ] ..Leave.

[ Alexis Laree ] ..But--

[ Raven ] But nothing. Your presence is no longer necessary.

-[[ He turns back to the building and begins walking forward.. ]]-

[ Raven ] Only mine.. And the Masterpiece.

-[[ She runs up behind him, grabbing his shoulder and trying to turn him around but he won't be denied.. ]]-

[ Alexis Laree ] I'm going with you!

-[[ He spins around and shoves her backward.. ]]-


-[[ The next voice they hear isn't a welcome one.. ]]-

[ Matt Hardy ] My, my.. What's going on here?

-[[ Matt Hardy casually walks in between Raven and Alexis.. ]]-

[ Matt Hardy ] Was this man assaulting you?

-[[ He turns to Raven and then does a double take, looking back at Alexis.. ]]-

[ Matt Hardy ] ..Holy.. What happened to your face?

-[[ She turns her head and covers her broken nose as if she's ashamed of it.. Hardy turn to Raven. ]]-

[ Matt Hardy ] You do that?

[ Raven ] Not that it's any of your concern.. But her face is the result of a car crash.

-[[ Hardy shakes his head.. ]]-

[ Matt Hardy ] No, no.. I meant.. What broke her nose?

-[[ Her mouth hangs open, wondering if Raven is going to let him talk about her like that.. Raven cracks a smile. ]]-

[ Raven ] That's pretty funny.

[ Matt Hardy ] I thought so.

[ Raven ] Know what else is funny?

-[[ He slaps Hardy across the face.. Hardy and Raven go face to face, noses almost touching. ]]-

[ Matt Hardy ] You're a real laugh riot.. Won't be cracking too many jokes when I take your title.

-[[ Hardy smirks.. ]]-

[ Matt Hardy ] Hell, you're so focused on Chris Masters.. Who knows if you'll even HAVE a title at Total Destruction.

-[[ Raven stares hard into Hardy's eyes.. And then turns back to Alexis.. ]]-

[ Raven ] Get back in the car. Now.

-[[ Reluctantly, she does and the Meanie drives away.. Raven turns away from Hardy and begins walking toward the building, showing no interest in continuing their confrontation.. Hardy watches Raven leave, obviously pissed off at the whole situation.. ]]-

[ Matt Hardy ] Don't overlook me, Raven!!

-[[ Raven doesn't even bother to turn around.. ]]-

[ Matt Hardy ] That'll be your first.. And last mistake.

-[[ Fade. ]]-

Alex Shelley versus Jerry Lynn
Title on the Line: None
Stipulation: None
Referee: Charles Robinson

-[[ There's a long feeling out process as the two tease locking up but never do.. They finally make an attempt but Shelley immediately breaks it and slaps Jerry Lynn across the face.. Jerry Lynn goes after him, pissed off but Shelley backs himself into the ropes and the referee refuses to allow Lynn to attack him.. Lynn shoves the referee out of the way and yanks Shelley away from the ropes.. He whips him into the opposite side and nails him with a drop kick! Shelley lands hard and rolls out of the ring, clutching his chest.. Jerry Lynn slides out of the ring and follows Shelley around.. He grabs Shelley by the neck and tights and whips him back underneath the bottom rope.. Lynn follows him in and pulls him to his feet.. He nails Shelley with a snap suplex and goes for a quick cover.. One! Shelley kicked out! Jerry Lynn pulls Alex Shelley back up and whips him into the turnbuckles.. Lynn follows him in with a splash but Shelley ducks it and Lynn goes face first into the ring post! Shelley quickly rolls him up from behind.. One! Two! Thr-- Jerry Lynn got a shoulder up! Alex Shelley looks a bit surprised.. Shelley pulls Lynn back to his feet and backs him into the ropes.. He whips him off into the opposite side and goes for back elbow but Lynn drops immediately and school boys him! One! Two! Thr-- Alex Shelley barely kicked out! Shelley springs back up and charges at Lynn but Lynn hooks him and small packages him! One! Two! Thr-- Shelley barely got out of it!! Alex Shelley gets back up again and he runs at Lynn with a clothesline but Lynn ducks it and spins Shelley around.. Kick to the gut.. CRADLE 2 GRAVE-- NO!! Alex Shelley locks his legs and blindly kicks backward, hitting Charles Robinson in the groin! Robinson spins around, clutching his crotch.. Jerry Lynn lifts Alex Shelley up for the cradle piledriver again.. And... WHAM!! BASEBALL BAT SHOT TO THE BACK FROM VINCE RUSSO!! Jerry Lynn drops Shelley down and Shelley falls to the side, clutching his head.. Jerry Lynn turns around, no-selling the bat-shot and rips it from Russo's hands!! He raises the bat and Russo rolls out of the ring, frightened.. Charles Robinson turns around, still in pain.. And he sees Alex Shelley on the mat, clutching his head.. And Jerry Lynn with a baseball bat.. And Charles Robinson calls for the bell! He's disqualifying Jerry Lynn!! Alex Shelley rolls out of the ring and Vince Russo walks with him to the back.. Shelley raises an arm in victory as Lynn looks on in disgust.. ]]-

Winner: Alex Shelley via Disqualification

-[[ We cut backstage and the shot is filled with the center plate of one of the Solid Gold Wrestling World Tag Team Championships.. The fans begin buzzing in anticipation.. The camera pans back to reveal the championship sitting alone in a steel folding chair.. We see Christian and Edge talking to each other.. Christian has his tag title over his shoulder.. Meaning the one in the chair belongs to Edge.. There seems to be a tension in the room. ]]-

[ Christian ] This is our biggest title defense so far, man..

-[[ Edge doesn't seem interested.. ]]-

[ Christian ] Undefeated tag team champions.. Versus undefeated former tag team champions!

-[[ Christian puts his hands on his hips.. ]]-

[ Christian ] This is our chance to prove that we really ARE the greatest tag team of all time!

-[[ Christian raises his arm for a high five.. Edge doesn't even look at his hand.. ]]-

[ Edge ] Aren't you concerned about the bigger matter at hand?

-[[ Christian looks around, confused. ]]-

[ Christian ] What's bigger than this?

-[[ He acknowledges the tag team title on his shoulder.. ]]-

[ Edge ] How about the world championship?

-[[ Christian shrugs. ]]-

[ Christian ] I'll win it back eventually.. As a matter of fact.. I was just going to see about getting myself a title shot in the very near future.. Say, by.. Winning the WrestleBrawl battle royal on July 30th!

-[[ Edge just looks down.. ]]-

[ Edge ] And, uh.. Christian.. What would I be doing on the thirtieth while you're getting all this.. Glory?

-[[ Christian doesn't get it. ]]-

[ Christian ] Cheering me on?

-[[ Edge nods.. ]]-

[ Edge ] Of course.

-[[ Edge walks over and grabs his championship belt.. ]]-

[ Edge ] You ready to defense these things?

-[[ Christian smiles as they head toward the door.. ]]-

[ Christian ] Absolutely.. Ready to make history! Again!

-[[ They open the door and wander out into the hall.. ]]-

[ Christian ] I'm telling you, Edge.. There not a single tag team in Solid Gold that can TOUCH us!

-[[ They suddenly run up on Kane and the Undertaker in the hallway.. Kane and the Undertaker look down at Edge and Christian and then at each other..... Undertaker tightens his glove.. ]]-

[ The Undertaker ] You were sayin'?

-[[ Christian just smirks.. ]]-

[ Christian ] Get in line, boys.. We got bigger fish to fry tonight.

-[[ They walk past the Brothers of Destruction as they look on.. ]]-

[ Kane ] Ahuh.. Ahahaha.... Ahuh-Ah-ha... AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!

-[[ Fade. ]]-

The Sandman(c) versus Head versus Taz's Remains versus Rhino
Title on the Line: SGW Hardcore Championship
Stipulation: Four Way - Single Fall
Referee: Scott James

-[[ The urn full of Taz's remains and Head sit still in their respective corners.. Balls Mahoney, The Sandman, and Rhino all clash in the middle of the ring and begin throwing punches like crazy.. Rhino and the Sandman both turn and nail Balls, sending him to the mat!! Sandman and Rhino continue fighting it out, brawling like crazy.. Balls Mahoney rolls out of the ring and reaches underneath the ring.. He pulls out a chair to a huge pop.. He rolls inside the ring and nails Rhino in the back with it! Rhino goes down, yelling in pain.. The Sandman braces for it and takes all of the chair shot right in the head!! Sandman goes down in a heap and Balls covers him... One.. Two.. Rhino pulls Balls off of him!! Balls and Rhino both stand and begin trading punches.. And Balls blocks one of Rhino's and begins punching away at him repeatedly! Finally, Balls clotheslines Rhino over the top rope, but Rhino lands on the apron.. Balls turns around and catches the Sandman coming after him but he back drops the Sandman onto the apron as well.. Both Sandman and Rhino are standing on the apron and Balls wanders over to them.. He punches away at both their heads and they hook Balls around his own head.. And double suplex him to the floor!! Balls lands hard and yells in pain!! Rhino and Sandman begins fighting like crazy on the apron, punching away at each other.. Sandman kicks Rhino in the gut, sending him back a few feet.. And Rhino springs forward.. GORE! GORE! GORE! Sandman jumps over the top rope and into the ring to dodge it and Rhino nails the ring post!! Rhino falls out of the ring, clutching his head and Sandman scrambles over and covers Taz's remains!! One! Two! Three!! The Sandman has retained his championship!! ]]-

-[[ Al Snow scrambles into the ring and nails The Sandman with Head!! The Sandman goes limp and Al Snow continuously hits him with Head!! Al Snow hits him again and again and then raises Head in the air... And then Al Snow intercepts the referee and takes the Hardcore championship away from him!! "I'M KEEPING THIS!! HEAD.. HEAD WAS SCREWED!!" He hits the Sandman again.. "YOU NO GOOD, CHEATING BASTARD!!" Al Snow wanders up the ramp with the title belt.. The Sandman has been robbed!! ]]-

Winner & Still Champion: The Sandman via Pin Fall

-[[ Alex Shelley backs down the hallway with his camera held up to his eye.. He's filming Vince Russo walking down the hallway with his baseball bat firmly in his hand.. Russo is laughing as he speaks.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] THAT is how ya' kill pure wrestlin', bay-bee!

-[[ He holds the bat up and looks at it, smiling. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] Turn the pure wrestlin' shit heads against their own fuckin' sport!

-[[ He points the bat at the camera.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] No matta' what that piece o'shit Lynn does from here on out.. His record is gonna be fuckin' RUINED! He's gonna look at this shit and see.... Jerry Lynn.. Disqualified for da' use of a fuckin' BAT!

-[[ Russo laughs out loud.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] Ain't that some SHIT!?

-[[ Alex Shelley turns the camera toward himself and smiles.. ]]-

[ Alex Shelley ] ..It sure is!

-[[ He winks and turns it back toward Russo.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] Sometimes ya' don't need a pin or submission to beat a guy worse than he's ever been beat!

[ Alex Shelley ] A win's a win!

-[[ He offers a thumbs up. ]]-

[ Alex Shelley ] And Jerry Lynn sucks!

-[[ Shelley continues backing up with Russo walking in front of him until he backs into something solid.. He turns around slowly and finds himself face to face with Triple H.. Triple H is in his gear with the Gimmick Championship around his waist and a sledgehammer in his hand...... He stares down at Shelley with a dead serious look on his face... Shelley swallows hard and gets behind Russo.. Russo just doesn't give a fuck. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] Problem, asshole?

-[[ Triple H begins visibly shaking with intensity.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] Can't ya' see we're tryin' to film a fuckin' documentary here?

-[[ Triple H raises up the sledgehammer to eye level and looks it up and down.. ]]-

[ Triple H ] ...Down with pure wrestling.

-[[ Russo looks back at Shelley and then back at Triple H.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] You agree with us?

-[[ Triple H reaches out and grabs Russo by the shirt, yanking him in hard and close to his face.. ]]-

[ Triple H ] HELL NO!!

-[[ Russo looks terrified.. Alex Shelley goes to make a move but Triple H points the hammer at him.. ]]-

[ Triple H ] Don't move.. Or I'll smash his god damn face in.

-[[ Shelley backs off.. ]]-

[ Triple H ] I may not always follow.. The rules.. But I'm not too stupid to admit that pure wrestling...

-[[ He breathes heavily in Russo's face.. ]]-

[ Triple H ] Is where it all started.. And even though I may use.. My friend here.. From time to time..

-[[ He twirls it in his free hand.. ]]-

[ Triple H ] It is what I eat.. What I sleep.. What I breathe!

-[[ He lets Russo go.. Russo backs up a few steps.. ]]-

[ Triple H ] It's just that sometimes...

-[[ He raises the hammer up again, admiring it. ]]-

[ Triple H ] I can't help myself.

-[[ Triple H takes a step toward Russo.. Russo takes one back.. ]]-

[ Triple H ] I don't use this because I have to.. Or need to..

-[[ Triple H smiles.. ]]-

[ Triple H ] I use it.. Because I want to use it.

-[[ He grips the shaft and lets the hammer tap the floor, still holding onto it.. ]]-

[ Triple H ] Because I enjoy.. Inflicting pain.

-[[ Alex Shelley almost stammers it out.. ]]-

[ Alex Shelley ] It's.. Ah... Almost like that hammer's a part of you.

[ Triple H ] This hammer.. IS a part of me.

-[[ He looks Shelley and Russo right in the eyes.. ]]-

[ Triple H ] So.. Next time you decide to take a dump on pure, traditional wrestling..

-[[ The smiles disappears.. ]]-

[ Triple H ] Think about me..

-[[ He raises the hammer up again.. ]]-

[ Triple H ] Think about this.

-[[ He pushes past them, leaving them alone.. Shelley and Russo look at each other.. ]]-

[ Vince Russo ] It's a part of him, eh.. That's good.. You're a god damn genius.

[ Alex Shelley ] I try.

-[[ He shrugs. ]]-

Lance Storm(c) versus Ken Kennedy
Title on the Line: SGW Television Championship
Stipulation: None
Referee: Jillian Hall

-[[ Lance Storm stands with the Television title firmly in his grasp.. He stands almost nose to nose with Ken Kennedy.. Jillian Hall stands between them, looking nervous about having to referee this match.. Ken Kennedy chews his gum in Storm's face loudly, showing no sign of intimidation.. Jillian reaches out to take the Television title but Storm holds it tightly, looking disgusted as she lets her hands slip away from it.. Storm shakes his head and then Ken Kennedy hocks his gum right in Storm's face and uses Storm's momentary shock to yank the title out of Storm's hands and raise it over his head to a huge pop!! And Storm blasts Kennedy from behind!! The Television title flies out of Kennedy's hands and slides out of the ring.. Kennedy goes down hard from the impact and Storm begins blasting him across the shoulders and head with forearms and punches!! Storm yanks Kennedy up off of the mat and spins him around and whips him shoulder first through the turnbuckles and into the ring post!! Kennedy starts to slide the rest of the way out of the ring and but Storm grabs him by the ankles.. And toe-kicks him right in the stomach!! He yanks Kennedy back into the ring and goes for a quick attempt at the Straight Shooter but Kennedy grips the ropes too quickly for Storm to get it properly applied.. Jillian forces him to break the hold and Storm pays her no mind.. He goes to get down after Kennedy again but Kennedy grabs Storm by the tights and jerks him forward and through the middle and top ropes!! Storm lands hard on the outside.. Kennedy rolls out of the ring after him.. Kennedy yanks Storm off of the floor and throws him into the guardrail.. Kennedy begins nailing Storm with punches to the head and chest and then fires off with a loud chop!! Storm grips his chest and Kennedy whips him around back first into the ring apron!! Kennedy goes to throw a punch but Storm blocks it and nails Kennedy with a chop of his own.. He nails Kennedy with a quick kick to the gut and then whips him into the ring steps!! The fans erupt in boos.. Storm rolls back inside the ring and demands that Jillian count out Kennedy.. She reluctantly complies.. One..... Two......... Kennedy pulls himself up, clutching his back.. Three..... Four..... Kennedy drops to one knee, groaning in pain.. Five...... Six..... He puts his hand on the apron and begins to crawl back inside.. Storm grabs him by the head and yanks him up to his feet... Storm pushes him into the ropes and whips him off into the opposite side.. Storm goes for a clothesline but Kennedy ducks it! Storm turns around into a SPINNING HEEL KICK!! Kennedy springs back up, a house of fire, the fans are going nuts!! Kennedy yanks Storm up off of the mat and whips him into the ropes.. BACK BODY DROP!! Kennedy spins around and sizes Storm up.. Storm staggers back to his feet.. SPINE BUSTER!! Kennedy begins calling for the fans to rally behind him and they DO! Storm staggers up, slowly, looking out of it and Kennedy gives Storm a blatant ball shot right in front of Jillian!! Huge pop!! Jillian looks pleased with this and doesn't disqualify him!! It looks like STORM is now the victim of unfair officiating!! SHE'S MADE HER CHOICE!! Kennedy hoists Storm onto his shoulders and places him in a sitting position on the top rope.. Kennedy follows him up.. Mike Awesome springs onto the apron and grabs Kennedy by the tights but Kennedy clubs him right in the face and Awesome goes down to the floor!! Kennedy hooks Storm...... GREEEEEEEEEEN BAAAAAAY PLUUUUUNGE!!!! IT'S OVER!! Ken Kennedy covers Storm and Jillian drops down....... ONE........... TWO................. WHERE'S THE THREE!? Kennedy looks up.. Jillian's got a big smile on her face.. Kennedy looks confused.. And MIKE AWESOME DRAGS KENNEDY OUT OF THE RING!! KICK WHAM AWESOME BOMB-- NO!! Kennedy slides out of the move and pushes Awesome forward into the ring post!! Awesome smacks the post and goes down!! Kennedy slides into the ring and gets met halfway by Elix Skipper!! Kennedy nails him in the gut.. DDT!! Skipper rolls out of the ring and Kennedy stares Jillian down.. Her smile immediately disappears and she drops and rolls out of the ring!! Kennedy follows her out and chases her around the ring!! The fans are going nuts.. Kennedy grabs her by the hair and spins her around.. He points his finger in her face.. And gets nailed by a baseball slide from Lance Storm!! Storm's a bit disoriented but he grabs Kennedy up off of the mat and slings him back inside the ring.. Kennedy is up quickly and Storm goes for a clothesline but Kennedy ducks it and Storm turns around and Kennedy goes for a heel kick but Storm ducks that and catches Kennedy's foot on the way down.. STRAIGHT SHOO-- NO!! Kennedy kicks Storm in the forehead, again, and again and Storm staggers backward and Kennedy turns Storm over into his own version of the STRAIGHT SHOOTER!! Jillian Hall is still on the outside the ring, laughing right in Kennedy's face, saying she won't register any submissions for him either.. And then.. Out of the crowd..... NICK PATRICK!! NICK PATRICK SLIDES INTO THE RING!! Lance Storm begins to power Kennedy out of the hold and into his own Straight Shooter but Nick Patrick calls for the bell!! What the hell!? Lance Storm looks like he's been SHOT!! NICK PATRICK HAS JUST COST LANCE STORM HIS CHAMPIONSHIP BELT TO SPITE JEFF JARRETT!! Nick Patrick escapes from the ring and through the crowd as Jillian Hall stares in shock from the outside! ]]-

Winner & New Champion: Ken Kennedy via Submission(?)

-[[ Ken Kennedy powers out of Storm's attempt at the hold and Storm stumbles forward and into the ropes.. Ken Kennedy gets back to his feet, looking both confused and happy at the same time.. Lance Storm charges at him and Kennedy back drops him over the top rope and to the floor!! Mike Awesome slides into the ring and Kennedy nails him with a forearm that puts him on his back! Elix Skipper slides into the ring and Kennedy nails him with a heel kick!! Ken Kennedy is defying the odds!! And as he springs up from the heel kick, looking ready to kick ass.. His eyes settle on Jillian!! Her eyes go wide and Kennedy charges at her!! She tries to escape through the ropes but he grabs her by the hair!! He drags her into the center of the ring and pulls his arm back........ AND HE GETS NAILED FROM BEHIND!! It's that bastard, Chris Masters!! Kennedy drops Jillian and turns around, sending lefts and rights into Chris Masters' head and neck!! Ken Kennedy backs Masters into the corner to a huge pop and begins kicking away at him!! And LANCE STORM nails Kennedy from behind now!! Somewhere in the melee, Jillian has found a microphone!! ]]-

[ Jillian Hall ] Get him, Lance!! Stay on him!!

-[[ Kennedy throws an elbow back into Storm's eye but that allows Masters to hook his arm.. And go for the MASTERLOCK but Kennedy is fighting it like hell!! Kennedy is fighting it so hard that he drags Masters into the center of the ring, doing everything he can to keep Masters from locking his fingers.. ]]-


-[[ Ken Kennedy looks like he might actually be able to keep the hold at bay.. ]]-

-[[ ..........And Jillian kicks him right in the balls!! ]]-

-[[ Ken Kennedy yells in pain and Masters immediately LOCKS IN THE HOLD!! He begins swinging Ken Kennedy around in the maneuver as Lance Storm advances on him and begins slugging away at Kennedy's head.. ]]-

[ Jillian Hall ] Yeah! Yeah! Get him! Show everybody what Austin has waiting on him!

-[[ And suddenly, Masters is blasted from behind!! RAVEN!! RAVEN!! RAVEN!! Raven has come through the crowd!! Masters breaks the hold and Kennedy stumbles forward and immediately begins brawling with Storm!! Raven and Chris Masters begin fighting it out, Raven getting all he can get for what Masters did to Alexis at Body Count!! Chris Masters kicks Raven in the gut and whips him into the ropes.. He goes for the Polish hammer but Raven ducks it, spins Masters around.. Kicks him in the gut... EVENFLOW-- NO!! CLOTHESLINE FROM MATT HARDY!! Raven hits the mat and Matt Hardy dives on top of him, punching away at his head and face!! Raven and Hardy roll out of the ring and brawl to the back as the fans boo.. Kennedy and Storm trade punches and chops.. And then Masters blasts Kennedy from behind!! Masters and Storm begin stomping away at Kennedy as Jillian directs traffic.. ]]-

[ Jillian Hall ] Get his stupid face!

-[[ Masters drops down and begins pummeling Kennedy in the face.. ]]-

[ Jillian Hall ] Get his mouth, too!!

-[[ Masters clamps his hand over Kennedy's mouth and begins applying pressure.. ]]-

[ Jillian Hall ] I don't want to hear his stupid ring announcing EVER again!!

-[[ ...And.. THE GLASS SHATTERS!! ]]-

-[[ The fans erupt in cheers as "Stone Cold" Steve Austin charges down the ramp with a chair in his hand... Jillian Hall immediately ducks and covers, diving out of the ring and escaping through the crowd!! Austin throws the chair underneath the bottom rope and slides in after it, immediately brawling with Lance Storm and clotheslining him over the top rope!! Storm falls to the outside and follows Jillian through the crowd!! Austin turns just in time to duck a clothesline from Masters... KICK WHAM STUNNER!! Masters doesn't go down, he just staggers around like a drunk!! Austin grabs his chair off of the mat........ CRACK!! Masters goes DOWN!! Austin flips him the bird and the fans go nuts... Austin then turns around and finds himself staring down at Kennedy, on one knee... Kennedy looks up at Austin, bleeding from above his eye... Kennedy slowly pulls himself to his feet.. Austin stares him down... Kennedy extends his hand.. Austin stares down at it and then up into Kennedy's face... And then he exits the ring, not accepting the gesture.. Kennedy looks confused.. ]]-

-[[ What's going on? ]]-

Hour Two