STROKE:
The Road to WrestleBrawl |
July 22nd, 2006 | Live From:
Providence, Rhode Island
| Commentators: Joey
Styles & Don Callis
Dark Match
The New Age Outlaws
def. Akio & Sakoda
via
Pin Fall
-[[ The parking lot. ]]- -[[ You see Lance Storm, Mike Awesome, Elix Skipper and Major Gunnz walking through the parking lot with purpose in their step.. They're all in street clothes.. Before they even reach the back entrance to the building, they're stopped in their tracks by a man who is quickly becoming a familiar face in Solid Gold Wrestling.. ]]- [ Terry Taylor ] Lance Storm! -[[ Storm looks him up and down and keeps walking, his entourage following him.. Terry Taylor stays at Storm's side, trying to talk to him.. Storm couldn't be less interested. ]]- [ Terry Taylor ] I'm Terry Taylor.. I just happened to be in town.. [ Lance Storm ] Step aside. [ Terry Taylor ] Wanted to check on the boys.. See how everyone was doing. -[[ Storm stops and puts his finger in Taylor's face. ]]- [ Lance Storm ] I appreciate the thought, Terry.. But no one cares. -[[ Taylor opens his mouth to talk but Storm silences him. ]]- [ Lance Storm ] My business isn't with you.. I suggest you leave. -[[ Lance Storm walks away, leaving Terry Taylor dead in his tracks.. Mike Awesome storms past Taylor. ]]- [ Mike Awesome ] FUCK OFF, YOU YORK FOUNDATION FUCK!! YEAH!! RIGHT HERE!! -[[ Terry Taylor just stands there, defeated.. The camera follows Storm and Team Canada as they approach the rear entrance to the building.. Major Gunnz jogs up closer to Lance, taking him by the arm.. ]]- [ Major Gunnz ] You're not going to do anything.. Stupid, are you? -[[ Storm stops, looking irritated that she asked that question.. ]]- [ Lance Storm ] Stupid? I think not. -[[ Storm turns backs to the door.. ]]- [ Lance Storm ] Last week.. Edge got his piece.. -[[ He grips the handle, pulling the door open slightly.. ]]- [ Lance Storm ] Tonight.. I will get mine. -[[ They enter. ]]-
-[[
Fade.
]]- |
Samoa Joe
versus
The Sandman
Title on the Line:
None
Stipulation:
Winner Teams with Maria versus Shane Douglas & Colt Cabana at WB2
Referee:
Charles Robinson
|
Winner: The Sandman via Pin Fall
-[[ Standing in front of the interview backdrop, you're greeted with the sight of Paul Heyman, Randy Orton, Rob Van Dam and Sting.. There's no Shane Douglas to be seen, so this must be a solo act.. The three All-Pro Wrestling loyalists are in camera shot, Van Dam and Heyman staring into the camera while Sting around behind them, letting his bat dangle from his hand and drag on the floor.. None of them look pleased.. As a matter of fact, Heyman, Van Dam and Orton look downright pissed off... Heyman begins speaking. ]]- [ Paul Heyman ] Last week, right out there in that very ring.. A travesty occurred!! -[[ Van Dam nods.. ]]- [ Paul Heyman ] Last week.. Rob Van Dam was robbed of the championship that he earned.. The championship he fought for!! Last week.. Lance Storm snuck in like a thief in the night.. And stole the very essence.. Of our BEING!! -[[ The fans are booing loudly. ]]- [ Paul Heyman ] And now.. Our championship.. Our beloved championship.. Has become one with that... THAT PIECE OF SHIT, SGW CHAMPIONSHIP!! A championship that doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as the ALLLLLLLL-PROOOOOOO WRESTLING WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!! -[[ Louder boos.. Orton pats Van Dam on the back.. Sting continues pacing. ]]- [ Paul Heyman ] Tonight.. It is our duty as a group to regain our credibility.. It is our duty as a group.. To praise the name of All-Pro Wrestling.. And tonight.. It is our duty to send a message.. To each and every one of the SGW superstars.. That ALLLLLLLLL-PROOOOOO WRESTLING.. WILL NOT BE IGNORED!! -[[ Louder boos.. Van Dam points at himself with his thumbs. ]]- [ Rob Van Dam ] All.. Pro.. Wrestling! -[[ He shrugs. ]]- [ Rob Van Dam ] What else is there to say? -[[ Heyman smiles evilly.. ]]- [ Paul Heyman ] There's plenty more to say, Rob.. Plenty more! -[[ Van Dam looks over at Heyman, raising an eyebrow. ]]- [ Paul Heyman ] Last week.. You let All-Pro Wrestling.. DOWN! -[[ Van Dam looks confused.. ]]- [ Paul Heyman ] It is because of you that All-Pro Wrestling is without a championship belt!! -[[ Orton nods, staring at Van Dam.. ]] [ Paul Heyman ] Tonight, getting our credibility back.. Isn't Randy Orton's job.. Oh no. -[[ Orton shakes his head. ]]- [ Paul Heyman ] It isn't... Sting's job. -[[ Sting stops in his tracks, looking at Heyman at the mention of his name. ]]- [ Paul Heyman ] And, well.. It isn't MY job. -[[ Van Dam puts his hands on his hips, looking pissed... Heyman thumps his finger in Van Dam's chest. ]]- [ Paul Heyman ] It's.. YOUR GOD DAMN JOB!! -[[ Van Dam looks at the ground and then nods. ]]- [ Rob Van Dam ] I'll get the job done, Paul. [ Paul Heyman ] Good.. Because if you don't.. You can turn in your APW membership card!! -[[ Van Dam's jaw drops... Orton raises an eyebrow. ]]- [ Randy Orton ] I didn't get a membership card. -[[ Sting shakes his head, not believing Orton didn't catch the figure of speech. ]]- [ Paul Heyman ] Your match is next Van Dam.. Get out there and get the job DONE! -[[ Van Dam nods and then toward the ring. ]]-
-[[
Van Dam's APW career
is riding on the line.. Right now!
]]- |
Colt
Cabana versus
Rob Van Dam
Title on the Line:
None
Stipulation:
None
Referee:
Scott James
|
Winner: Colt Cabana via Pin Fall
-[[ Scott Steiner is standing face to face with Justin Credible.. Credible is clutching his Singapore cane tightly, staring at it with a snarl on his face.. Scott Steiner presses his finger into Credible's chest and begins talking to him. ]]- [ Scott Steiner ] This is your shot, boy.. Time to prove you're worth a shit! -[[ Credible begins breathing heavier, getting caught up in the moment.. ]]- [ Scott Steiner ] You wanna be a legend.. You go in there tonight.. And you clean house! [ Justin Credible ] Scotty.. I'm going to fucking DESTROY those guys! -[[ Steiner smiles, stroking his goatee. ]]- [ Scott Steiner ] Then get the god damn job done.. -[[ Steiner flexes his arm and kisses the muscle. ]]- [ Scott Steiner ] Because we're gonna make a god damn impact tonight.. And at WrestleBrawl Two! Tonight.. You cream that hardcore wannabe and Mister CNN.. And I'm gonna KILL... THE LEGEND KILLER!! And at WrestleBrawl Two.. You better believe I'm gonna break Ken Kennedy like a fuckin' twig... -[[ Steiner points at his arm. ]]- [ Scott Steiner ] You see that, Credible!? [ Justin Credible ] Yeah, I see it. [ Scott Steiner ] That's a fuckin' vein! -[[ Credible nods. ]]- [ Scott Steiner ] That's somethin' Ken Kennedy.. Don't have! -[[ Steiner grips his hands together and begins flexing again. ]]- [ Scott Steiner ] Because Ken Kennedy ain't nothin'.. But a pathetic, soft little bastard! [ Justin Credible ] He fuckin' sucks! [ Scott Steiner ] God damn right.. And after I'm done breakin' his back in the Steiner Recliner.. I'm movin' on.. And I'm gonna win that WrestleBrawl battle royal.. And go back on track to winnin' back.. MY.. SGW World Championship!! -[[ Steiner leans into Credible's face. ]]- [ Scott Steiner ] Holler.. If ya' hear me. -[[ Steiner walks out of the room, leaving Credible by himself.. Credible looks down at his Singapore cane.. ]]- [ Justin Credible ] Hate to break it to ya', Scotty.. But that WrestleBrawl battle royal.. Belongs to me. -[[ He smirks.. ]]- [ Justin Credible ] And that.. Is Justin Credible. -[[ WrestleBrawl is EVERY MAN for himself! ]]-
-[[
Fade.
]]- -[[ The interview area.. ]]- -[[ Kurt Angle is by himself.. He's in his wrestling gear, ready to go.. He stares into the camera and casually speaks. ]]- [ Kurt Angle ] Hello, fans of Solid Gold Wrestling.. -[[ Boos. ]]- [ Kurt Angle ] And especially.. Fans of your Olympic hero.. Kurt Angle.. -[[ Louder boos. ]]- [ Kurt Angle ] I stand here before you today to make an announcement.. -[[ A pause. ]]- [ Kurt Angle ] On July thirtieth at WrestleBrawl Two.. Not only will I be forcing John Cena into submission.. But I will also be making an announcement that will, forever, change the landscape, not only of Solid Gold Wrestling.. -[[ A pause, he smiles. ]]- [ Kurt Angle ] But also.. Our entire country. -[[ What the hell? ]]- [ Kurt Angle ] Thank you for your time. -[[ He leaves. ]]-
-[[
Fade.
]]- |
Goldust
versus
Matt Hardy
Title on the Line:
None
Stipulation:
None
Referee:
Jimmy Cordaris
|
Winner: Matt Hardy via Pin Fall
-[[ You see the door that leads inside the building and you see the parking lot that stretches out in front of it.. The door opens and Rob Van Dam slowly steps out, looking dejected.. He's still in his wrestling gear.. Paul Heyman, Randy Orton and Sting follow him out.. Van Dam stops in his tracks with the three of them standing behind him.. Van Dam slowly turns around and faces Paul Heyman.. Heyman looks saddened. ]]- [ Rob Van Dam ] I'm sorry, Paul.. -[[ He looks up at the sky.. ]]- [ Rob Van Dam ] What can I say.. That Colt Cabana was a bad-bitty.. -[[ A tear rolls down his cheek. ]]- [ Rob Van Dam ] He signed my pitty on the runny-kine.. -[[ Heyman extends his hand.. ]]- [ Paul Heyman ] We won't forget your contribution to All-Pro Wrestling, Rob.. -[[ Van Dam accepts the handshake.. Heyman, Sting and Orton turn around and walk back inside the building, leaving Van Dam by himself.. He turns back around and finds himself face to face.. With TAZ! ]]- [ TAZ ] Suh-vive, mutha' fucka'! -[[ Van Dam throws a punch but Taz ducks it.. TAZMISSION!! Taz whips Van Dam around in the hold, choking the life out of him and Van Dam hears the rumbling.. Of STEVE AUSTIN and his APW GARBAGE TRUCK!! Austin drives it into the shot, parks it and jumps out of the driver's seat!! Taz holds Van Dam in the Tazmission as Austin begins blistering his face with lefts and rights and then he kicks Van Dam in the gut and takes him by the hair.. Taz releases the Tazmission and Austin drags Van Dam toward the truck.. He plants him face first into the side of it and then begins stomping a mud hole in him and walking it dry!! Taz shoves Austin aside and begins stomping away at Van Dam himself!! Austin and Taz begin double teaming him, stomping him into a bloody mess before Austin reaches down and yanks Van Dam up by his singlet.. He slams Van Dam back first into the truck and then punches him right in the face, putting him on his ass, leaning against one of the truck's big tires.. ]]- [ Steve Austin ] Hell, Taz.. This sum-bitch looks thirty!! What'chu think!? -[[ Taz nods. ]]- [ Steve Austin ] Well, hell.. I'll get him a beer!! -[[ Austin climbs up into the cab of the truck and comes down with a cooler with a big skull on it.. Austin hops down and opens the cooler up.. He pulls a beer out and cracks it open.. Austin begins pouring it all over his face and shirt, soaking himself down and then he looks down at Van Dam.. ]]]- [ Steve Austin ] Oh, shit, son.. That was supposed to be yours, wuddn't it? -[[ Austin reaches down and grabs another beer, cracks it open.. And begins pouring it all over Van Dam's head, shaking the can out on him and then smashing the empty can on his forehead!! Blood erupts from a small cut on Van Dam's head.. Austin shoves him away, closes the cooler, lifts it up and then smashes Van Dam in the head with that!! Austin pulls Van Dam up and he and Taz take him by his tights and drag him to the back of the truck.. Austin pulls a lever and opens it up.. Taz hooks Van Dam..... T-BONE SUPLEX INTO THE GARBAGE TRUCK!! Austin motions for Taz to pull the lever.. And he does!! Locking Van Dam inside!! Before it shuts, you hear someone yell from inside.. ]]- [ Carlito ] WHAT!? VAN DAM IN TRUCK WITH CARLITO!?! DA'S NOT COOL!! -[[ And the hatch slams home... Austin and Taz walk toward the front of the vehicle.. Austin grabs a couple more beer out of the cooler and throws one to Taz.. They each crack them open and take a drink. ]]- [ Steve Austin ] Takin' out the damn garbage.. -[[ A pause. ]]- [ TAZ ] One APDubya reject at a time.. -[[ They climb inside and drive out of the shot. ]]-
-[[
Fade.
]]- |
Rob Conway
versus John Cena
versus The Undertaker
versus The Rock
Title on the Line:
None
Stipulation: Four Way
- Single Fall
Referee: Mike Chioda
|
Winner: Rob Conway via Pin Fall
-[[ There's a group of wrestlers in the backstage area, people you wouldn't expect to see together.. Ron Killings, Justin Credible, Shelton Benjamin, Mankind, Road Dogg, Test and John Bradshaw Layfield.. None of them look like they know what they've been called into the room for.. The door to the room opens up and Jeff Jarrett walks in wearing a nice suit.. Jeff Jarrett looks at all of them and then begins speaking. ]]- [ Jeff Jarrett ] As all o' ya'll know.. WrestleBrawl Two is gonna be main evented by a thirty man, over-the-top rope battle royal to find out who the number one contender to the SGW World Championship is... Thirty minutes, two men start.. And every two minutes another man comes down until there's only one man left standin'.. -[[ Some of them stand there in silence, others nod, understanding. ]]- [ Jeff Jarrett ] Well.. All o' ya'll is gonna be in a match at WrestleBrawl Two.. Together.. There's gonna be a battle royal in the openin' match and whichever one o' ya'll wins it.. Is gonna be number thirty in the WrestleBrawl Battle Royal main event.. How's 'at sound? [ John Bradshaw Layfield ] It sounds good, Mister Jarrett! HA HA! [ Shelton Benjamin ] Man, ain't NOBODY stoppin' me nah! -[[ Shelton jumps in place, a big smile on his face. ]]- [ Road Dogg ] I can see it now, boys and girls.. When I enter at number thirty.. You're gonna be lookin' at your FUTURE.. S.. G.. W.. HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.. OF THE WORRRRRRRRLD!! THE ROAD DOGG JESSE JAMES!! [ Mankind ] I can hardly wait! [ Justin Credible ] Don't look too forward to it, Foley.. Wait and see what shape you're in after I get done with your fat fuckin' ass tonight!! -[[ Someone clears their throat.. Everyone, including Jarrett turns around.. ]]- [ Michael Shane ] Mind if I throw my hat in the race? -[[ It's Michael Shane! The former SGW Television Champion! ]]- [ Jeff Jarrett ] Well, I'll be damned.. Michael Shane! HA HA! -[[ He motions toward the group of wrestlers.. ]]- [ Jeff Jarrett ] Be my guest. -[[ Jarrett then finishes up. ]]- [ Jeff Jarrett ] Alright, that settles it now.. Winner o' your match is number thirty in the battle royal.. Now, go get ready for your match tonight, we're through here. -[[ Everyone files out of the room, leaving Jarrett.. After everyone is gone, Jillian Hall walks into the room with a big smile on her face.. Jarrett looks at her with an eyebrow raised. ]]- [ Jeff Jarrett ] What's so damn funny? [ Jillian Hall ] I have a surprise for you, Jeff! [ Jeff Jarrett ] What's that? [ Jillian Hall ] Well.. Remember how your first pay-per-view.. Six-String Supremacy had a musical guest? Well.. I thought your LAST pay-per-view should have one, too.. So.. I made a few phone calls and... [ Jeff Jarrett ] ..And? -[[ She points at a monitor that rests on a table.. This graphic is plastered across it. ]]-
-[[ Jarrett looks surprised. ]]- [ Jeff Jarrett ] Damn, woman, you got the Wreckers? -[[ Then he does a double take.. ]]- [ Jeff Jarrett ] Wait.. I thought their big hit was 'Leave the Pieces,' what's this.. 'Leave the Title' business? -[[ She almost jumps up and down, she's so giddy. ]]- [ Jillian Hall ] I rewrote it! Just like you and Russo rewrote 'Jesus, Take the Wheel!' -[[ Jarrett laughs. ]]- [ Jillian Hall ] It's a tribute to Ric Flair quitting League of Champions like a little girl! [ Jeff Jarrett ] I like it.. Ha ha.. I like it a lot. -[[ The door to the room opens again and Terry Taylor walks in.. He walks right up to Jarrett, putting his hand out to shake but Jarrett doesn't accept the gesture. ]]- [ Terry Taylor ] Hello, Jeff.. I'm Terry Taylor-- [ Jeff Jarrett ] I know who the hell ya' are, Taylor.. [ Terry Taylor ] Oh yeah.. I just happened to be in town-- [ Jeff Jarrett ] I know. -[[ Jarrett looks at Jillian. ]]- [ Jeff Jarrett ] Find the Harris Brothers.. Make sure Taylor here gets escorted out. -[[ Taylor suddenly looks terrified. ]]- [ Terry Taylor ] No, please, Jeff.. Listen.. I'll just go.. -[[ Taylor turns to walk out the door but it opens right before he touches the handle and Vince Russo walks in with Alex Shelley and Rob Conway in tow... Russo looks at Taylor.. ]]- [ Vince Russo ] Terry fuckin' Tayla'!? -[[ Russo's eyes go wide. ]]- [ Vince Russo ] That gives me a great idea, Jeff! -[[ Jarrett looks surprised. ]]- [ Vince Russo ] Have this four-eyed bitch referee my man, Conway's Intercontinental title match at WrestleBrawl Two! [ Terry Taylor ] Oh, please.. I couldn't do that.. [ Vince Russo ] Bullshit, ya' couldn't.. You're da' biggest I.C. title enthusiast 'dere fuckin' is.. Ya' need to referee this shit on the grandest stage of'em all.. That way.. When Rob wins.. You can personally put that piece o' tin in his fuckin' hands!! -[[ Taylor looks down, defeated.. How can he refuse? ]]- [ Vince Russo ] Good.. Ya' fuckin' IN! -[[ Conway/Raven/Hardy.. With special guest referee.. Terry Taylor!? ]]-
-[[
Fade.
]]- |
Justin
Credible
versus
Mankind
versus
John Bradshaw Layfield
Title on the Line:
None
Stipulation:
Triple Threat
-
Single Fall -
Hardcore Rules
Referee:
Scott James
|
Winner: Justin Credible via Pin Fall
-[[ You see "The Franchise" Shane Douglas standing there with a big smile on his face.. And standing next to him, surprisingly enough.. Smoking a cigarette and clutching a beer in his hand.. Is his opponent for WrestleBrawl.. The Sandman! The Fuckin' Franchise laughs and begins to talk. ]]- [ Shane Douglas ] YOU MUST BE PRETTY FUCKIN' STUPID TO AGREE TO THIS INTERVIEW, SANDMAN, YOU STUPID, DRUNK MOTHER FUCKER! HA HA HA! -[[ The Sandman blows smoke in Douglas' face.. ]]- [ Shane Douglas ] STOP THAT SHIT, GOD DAMMIT!! -[[ Sandman doesn't even look in Douglas' direction.. ]]- [ Shane Douglas ] LOOK AT WHO YOU'RE STANDIN' NEXT TO, SANDMAN!! IT'S ME!! THE FUCKIN' FRANCHISE!! THE MAN WHO IS GONNA KICK YOUR TEETH.. DOWN YOUR FUCKIN' THROAT AT WRESTLEBRAWL!! AND ON TOP OF THAT.. YOU GOTTA TEAM.. WITH A FUCKIN' BITCH!! A STUPID BITCH!! A GOD DAMN FUCKING STUPID BITCH!! WHATCHAGOTTASAYBOUTHAT!? -[[ Sandman smirks.. And blows more smoke in Douglas' face. ]]- [ The Sandman ] ..Fuck you. -[[ Douglas takes a step back.. ]]- [ Shane Douglas ] LOOK INTO THESE EYES, MOTHER FUCKER!! BECAUSE THEY'RE THE LAST THING YOU'RE EVER GONNA FUCKIN' SEE!! -[[ Before Sandman can react in the slightest, he's nailed from behind by Colt Cabana!! Colt Cabana and Shane Douglas begin putting the boots to the Sandman, stomping him into the ground!! They lift him up and Douglas holds the Sandman in place while Cabana gets right in his face.. ]]- [ Colt Cabana ] You wanna get extreme, Sandman!? -[[ He slaps Sandman across the face. ]]- [ Colt Cabana ] Let's get extreme! -[[ Douglas pushes Sandman forward into a kick... COLT. 45 ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!! Colt Cabana stands up, smiling down at Sandman.. Shane Douglas kicks Sandman in the side again.. ]]- [ Colt Cabana ] You should've NEVER accepted that match!!
-[[
Cabana and Douglas
walk away, leaving the Sandman laying.
]]- -[[ Another area backstage. ]]- -[[ John Cena is stomping through the backstage area with purpose in his step.. He looks absolutely furious, shaking with intensity.. Someone quickly gets in his way.. It's the returning Michael Shane.. ]]- [ Michael Shane ] John, man.. Calm down. [ John Cena ] Don't tell me what to do, dawg. -[[ He pushes Shane out of his way and keeps walking. ]]- [ Michael Shane ] What are you going to do, man!? -[[ Cena keeps walking. ]]- [ John Cena ] I don't know yet.... But it's damn sure gonna HURT. -[[ He walks out of sight. ]]-
-[[
Fade.
]]- |
Scott
Steiner
versus
Randy Orton
Title on the Line:
None
Stipulation:
None
Referee:
Mike Chioda
|
Winner: Scott Steiner via Submission
-[[ We see Shawn Michaels walking through the backstage area, a dead serious look on his face.. As he walking through there, he sees Colt Cabana and Shane Douglas making a hasty retreat after their assault on the Sandman.. Shawn Michaels extends a hand and stops Shane Douglas in his tracks.. ]]- [ Shawn Michaels ] Hold it.. Right there, pal. -[[ Douglas stops, looking Michaels up and down.. ]]- [ Shawn Michaels ] I know you want the scoop.. And I know you like to stir trouble.. -[[ Douglas nods, smiling evilly. ]]- [ Shawn Michaels ] Well.. Do me a favor.. -[[ Douglas listens. ]]- [ Shawn Michaels ] You see Johnny Nitro.. You tell'im.. That last week.. -[[ He grabs Douglas by the shirt.. ]]- [ Shawn Michaels ] He got my attention! -[[ Michaels storms off, leaving Douglas and Cabana by themselves. ]]-
-[[
Fade.
]]- -[[ Fade up.
]]- |