[--The SGW
logo flashes across the screen and we cut to a shot of
the capacity crowd in attendance for tonight.... The fans
are roaring in anticipation for the show, but their
cheers quickly turn to boos as the sound of glass
shattering echoes throughout the arena... The boos are
almost deafening as the new SGW World Heavyweight
Champion, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin makes his
way to the ring with Debra at his side and the title belt
over his shoulder.... Austin gets in the ring and grabs a
microphone.... The fans continue booing as Austin
speaks.....--]
Steve Austin: .......What?
[--The fans erupt in even louder
boos....--]
Steve Austin: I
said.... What?..... What?...... What?
[--The boos are damn near painful to
hear now....--]
Steve Austin: SHUT THE
HELL UP!! My name.... Is "Stone Cold" Steve
Austin, and I don't deserve to be treated like this!!
What? I said my name is "Stone Cold" Steve
Austin, I AM the SGW World Champion, and I DON'T DESERVE
TO BE TREATED LIKE THIS!!
[--Debra nods in approval as Austin
stomps around the ring soaking in the boos....--]
Steve Austin: Now, last
week really pissed me off! I beat that little mealy mouth
bastard, Chris Benoit.... Right in the middle of the damn
ring!
[--The fans continue booing.....--]
Steve Austin: And after
I kicked his ass decisively and won this SGW World
Heavyweight Championship.....SHUT UP!! Now, as I was
sayin', after I kicked his ass and won this belt, that
little son of a bitch, WHAT? I said that LITTLE SON OF A
BITCH, Shane McMahon came out here and demanded that I
face Benoit again in a steel cage tonight!! Steel cage,
regular match, it don't mean a damn thing to me, cause
Benoit's gonna get his ass whipped!! And in that cage,
I've got a damn big surprise for Chris Benoit... What is
that surprise? What? You'll find out when Chris Benoit
does, and that's the bottom liiiiin----
[--Chris Benoit's music begins blaring
throughout the arena... The fans give a mixed reaction as
Benoit isn't actually the most liked guy around....
Benoit walks out onto the ramp with a microphone and a
smug look on his face... He raises the microphone and
speaks....--]
Chris Benoit:
Austin.... Austin... Austin... Granted, you are the
champion, you are talking pretty big for someone who got
their ass kicked last week... Now, Austin, I understand
that you don't feel you shouldn't have to fight me
again... Because after all, it took help from your wife
and from the belt itself to put me down for the
one....two...three because you know you can't do it
yourself!!
[--Benoit laughs at Austin as Austin
stands in the ring.. Austin pulls the title belt off of
his shoulder and begins looking at it... He looks up and
speaks into his own microphone....--]
Steve Austin: I beat
you, Benoit!! I beat you!! You don't deserve this damn
belt!!
[--Benoit laughs again and speaks...--]
Chris Benoit: I beg to
differ, Austin, in fact, the way I see it, you're just
keeping that strap warm for me... And tonight, in that
steel cage... Feel free to try your best.... and PROVE ME
WRONG...
[--Austin throws down the belt and his
microphone and charges up the ramp at Benoit, but SGW
security and officials rush down the ramp and keep them
separated before they can touch each other!! Austin yells
about killing Benoit while Benoit just lets the officials
carry him away as he laughs like a mad man.... We cut
backstage as we see a close-up of Austin yelling for
Benoit's blood....--]
[--We cut to
the outside of the arena where we see a limousine pull-up
at the entrance to the building, there are seemingly
hundreds of people waiting outside with camera and
autograph books... Finally, the door of the limo opens up
and it's.... RIC FLAIR!! And he's got some hot women with
him, one on each arm, as he walks into the building
yelling and "Wooo-ing" about how he's going to
kick Angle's ass... The fans are cheering loudly for
him... Flair gives off one more "WOOOOO!!" as
he enters the building.....--]
BOOKER
T. vs. KEN SHAMROCK
vs.
CHRIS JERICHO
|
| STIPULATION:
SINGLE ELIMINATION TRIPLE THREAT |
| TITLE ON THE LINE:
NONE |
[--They
start with a three way lock-up, and Booker T.
breaks the triangle with a stiff kick to
Jericho's ribs, they all begin trading punches
and after a few minutes of brawling, Jericho
sends Booker T. to the mat with a solid drop
kick, Ken Shamrock goes nuts and belly-to-bellys
Jericho out of his boots!! Shamrock turns around
to celebrate the devastating maneuver but meets
the HARLEM SIDEKICK right to the face!! Booker T.
quickly covers him and 1...2.....3!!!!! Ken
Shamrock is eliminated!! Booker T. sits up as the
fans boo and he begins staring at his hand...
It's time!! SPINAROONIE!! SPINAROONIE!!
SPINAROONIE!! Booker T. launches up from the move
and Jericho hits him with the FACEBUSTER!!!!
Jericho goes to the ropes and it's the
LIONSAULT!!!! Jericho covers!! 1...2.....3!!!!!
Chris Jericho is the winner!!--]
|
WINNER:
CHRIS JERICHO
|
[--We cut
backstage where Michael Cole is standing by with Kurt
Angle....--]
Michael Cole: Kurt
Angle, last week on Shock you brutally attacked Ric
Flair... Why?
Kurt Angle: It's
actually pretty simple, Michael... Ric Flair's time in
SGW has come and gone, he held the World Title, he lost
it to Jeff Jarrett, and now it's time for him to go on
about his way, oh it's true! And if he's not willing to
go on his way on his own, I'll be more than willing to
give him some hands on directions to the local nursing
home!
Michael Cole: Doesn't
it matter to you that you may have injured his ankle and
that maybe, just maybe this match is going to be very
lop-sided in your favor?
Kurt Angle: Oh, it
concerns me, because an Olympic Champion deserves better
than an opponent like Ric Flair... And I definitely
deserve better than a CRIPPLED Ric Flair!! Oh, it's damn
true!! And believe me, Cole.... If he's not already
crippled.... He will be after tonight...
[--Angle
stares menacingly into the camera and we fade out....--]
[--We cut to
another backstage area where we see Shane McMahon making
his way through the backstage area... He opens the door
to his office only to find.... Arn Anderson sitting
behind his desk...--]
Shane McMahon: What the
hell are you doing here? Get out of my damn chair!!
Arn Anderson: Shane, I
think you know damn well what I'm doing here... And if
you don't, then I'll say it's going to be a hell of a lot
clearer by the time I'm done with you... and your little
incarnation of my federation...
Shane McMahon: Whatever
you say, old man, but the New Era kicked your ass a long
time ago, and this time, it'll be so much easier... Let's
see how you like this, "Mr." Anderson... You
and Steve Corino next week on Shock.... With a special
guest referee....
Arn Anderson: Oh, I
wonder who that'll be, Shane...
Shane McMahon: Well,
stop wondering, "Mr." Anderson, because that
special guest referee... Is going to be..... ME!! Now,
get out of my office before I....FIRE YOU...
Hahahahaaa....
[--Arn gives Shane a cold stare and
walks out of the room...--]
BILLY
GUNN & X-PAC
vs.
THE ACOLYTES
|
| STIPULATION:
NONE |
| TITLE ON THE LINE:
NONE |
[--X-Pac
and Faarooq start things off, but before they can
even get a good flow going, the glass breaks and
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin makes his way
to the ring!!!! The fans erupt in boos as Austin
comes down with a chair!! Austin slides in and
smashes the chair over Faarooq's head!! X-Pac
runs at him and gets a kick in the gut!!
STUNNER!!!!! X-Pac hits the mat hard, and
Bradshaw comes charging in!! Austin wraps the
chair around his head!! The fans erupt in boos..
Billy Gunn just gets out of the ring and walks
away as Austin yells at him for being a
"chicken shit bastard"... Austin begins
laying even more chair shots into X-Pac's back
and neck, and he even deals out a few more shots
to Bradshaw and Faarooq!! The fans boo loudly,
but suddenly Chris Benoit explodes from the back
and Austin flees through the crowd!! Austin
laughs as he backs through the fans and Benoit
talks trash from the ring.... We cut
backstage....--]
|
WINNER:
NO CONTEST
|
[--We see
Lance Storm making his way through the backstage area...
As he's rounding a corner he bumps shoulders with
Sting... Storm goes to walk on by without acknowledging
him, but Sting turns around and forcefully turns Storm
around...--]
Sting: Better
watch where you're going...
[--Storm
shoves Sting away...--]
Lance Storm: You'd
best just back off before you get your self in something
you can't get out of...
Sting: I think
you'd just better watch your step, cause the next time
you put a hand on me... You'll be pulling back a stump...
[--Sting
gives Storm a sick smile and walks away... Storm just
shakes his head....--]
BRET
HART vs. ROB VAN DAM
vs.
TAKA MICHINOKU
vs.
ARN ANDERSON
|
| STIPULATION:
4-CORNERS ELIMINATION MATCH |
| TITLE ON THE LINE:
NONE |
[--It's
a four-way brawl to start off, and it's a big
one!! Taka and Hart are going at it in one
corner, and RVD and Anderson are going at it in
another!! RVD begins taking some stiff shots to
Anderson, and tosses him out of the ring.. Taka
and Hart rip into each other with a barriage of
punches and chops, Hart dominates, but Taka's
fast paced style is almost too much for Hart to
comprehend... Bret clotheslines Taka out of the
ring and goes after Van Dam and Anderson... Hart
and RVD double clothesline Anderson out of the
ring and begin slugging away at each other!! Hart
hits RVD with a spinebuster and goes for the
SharpShooter!!! Hart begins wrenching back on it
and RVD taps out!! Bret Hart has eliminated RVD!!
Anderson gets back on the apron, and Hart grabs
him from over the ropes.. Hart goes for a
brainbuster, but Anderson manages to maneuver his
body on top of Hart's making him hit him hard
with a cross body block maneuver!! Anderson
covers and hooks the leg!! 1.2....3!!! Anderson
has eliminated Bret Hart!! Taka gets in and
begins taking it to Anderson, but Anderson begins
dominating quickly and hits Taka with a
spinebuster, but wait a damn second, here comes
STEVE CORINO!!! Corino slides into the ring
while....SHANE McMAHON distracts the referee!!!
Corino hits Anderson with a devastating
SUPERKICK!!! Corino slides out and Shane gets off
the apron!! Taka covers Anderson!! 1..2....3!!!!!
Taka Michinoku has won the damn match!!--]
|
WINNER:
TAKA MICHINOKU
|
[--We cut
backstage where we see Test in the locker room area... He
walks by a bench where a can of soda is sitting and
accidentally bumps it, sending the opened soda into
someone gear.. Test looks around, he doesnt know whose
gear it is, but he doesnt intend on finding out, but as
he turns to leave, he finds himself nose to....chest....
with TAZ....--]
Taz: You gonna
apologize?
Test: Whoa
whoa, Taz, listen--
Taz: Shut up,
boy! Don't give me any of your bullshit, you're lucky I
didn't put you out like a BITCH when I saw you near my
shit!!
Test: Watch it,
little man, before I put my foot right down your stinkin'
throat!! It was a damn accident!!
[--Shane McMahon walks into the
scene... Taz and Test are nearly at each others
throats...--]
Shane McMahon: Hey hey,
you two... What's the problem... Wait, you know what, I
dont really care... 'Cause I'm about tired of all the
bickering going on back here.. So you know what, since
you two can't work out your own problems, I'm going to
make you... You two are going to be facing the tag team
champions next week on Shock... Have fun, boys...
[--Shane walks away as Taz and Test
just stare at each other with pissed off looks on their
faces...--]
THE
HURRICANE vs. RAVEN
|
| STIPULATION:
NONE |
| TITLE ON THE LINE:
NONE |
[--The
Hurricane tries some of his super-hero offense
early on, but Raven makes record time in SGW and
puts the Hurricane to the mat with the
EVENFLOW!!!! Raven makes the
cover..1...2....3!!!!! Raven has just defeated
the Hurricane in less than a minute!! After the
match a masked man comes down to the ring and
begins laying chairshots into the Hurricane!! The
fans in the arena boo, this is the same masked
man who attacked Billy Gunn and X-Pac last
week... He pounds on the Hurricane a little more
and throws down the chair... He teases taking off
the mask and then doesn't which gets a lot of
boos... He leaves through the crowd...--]
|
WINNER:
RAVEN
|
[--After the
last matches competitors have cleared out of the ring, we
hear a familiar old music begin playing throughout the
arena... "Money Money Money Money
Moneeeeeeey..." hits and the fans begin booing
loudly.... "The Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase
walks out onto the ramp in in his million dollar tuxedo..
Virgil follows him close behind flipping through a small
stack of one hundred dollar bills... They get in the ring
as the fans continue to boo.... Dibiase takes a
microphone and speaks....--]
Ted Dibiase:
Hahahaaaa... As many of you know, I've always lived by
the words... "Every man has his price..."...
And that's never been more true than right now... Because
you see, I've got someone in SGW's locker room on my
payroll... right NOW.... Hahahaaaa.... Now, many of you
are asking yourselves... "Why would anyone join Ted
Dibiase?"... Well, why dont you just ask the man
himself! Hahahaaaaa.....
[--GOLDBERG's music hits and the fans
begin booing as they find out as he has sold himself to
Ted Dibiase.... Goldberg walks down the ramp with a very
pissed off look on his face... Ted laughs evilly and
Virgil continues thumbing through a stack of bills...
Goldberg gets in the ring, the fans are booing DAMN
loud... Goldberg stomps and snorts around the ring as
Dibiase begins to speak...--]
Ted Dibiase: You see,
everyone.... EVERY man has his price!! Even your precious
Goldberg!! Hahahahaaaaaa.... Now, Virgil, pay the man,
pay him right here so that all the fans can watch their
precious Goldberg sell-out!!
[--The fans boo as Goldberg walks over
and takes the wad of bills from Virgil... Goldberg walks
across the ring from Dibiase and Virgil, counting the
money... And then Goldberg throws the wad of money right
into the crowd, the fans begins clamouring for the money
and Goldberg takes off roaring across the ring at
Dibiase!!!! Dibiase shoves Virgil in his way and Virgil
takes the SPEAR!!!!!!!! Dibiase gets out of the ring and
takes off up the ramp as Goldberg tosses Virgil's body
out of the ring!! Ted Dibiase stands on the ramp yelling
"THAT WAS MY MONEY!! MINE!!!"... Goldberg picks
up Dibiase's microphone that he dropped in the ring..--]
Goldberg: Nobody,
Dibiase!! Nobody owns me, nobody can buy me!! And I hope
you've got a HELL of a lot of money, because after I kick
your ass on Shock next week, you're going to have one
hell of a hospital bill!! In other words, YOU'RE NEXT!!!!
[--Dibiase looks on in fear as
Goldberg stares him down from the ring...Dibiase and
Goldberg finally leave and the next match is underway....--]
THE
ROCK vs. STING
vs.
STEVE CORINO
|
| STIPULATION:
NONE |
| TITLE ON THE LINE:
NONE |
[--Sting
gets in the ring and he's a house of fire!! He
begins taking the shots to Corino and the Rock
like a mad man!! Sting sends the Rock over the
top rope with a massive clothesline and the fans
are going nuts cheering!! Sting blocks a
superkick from Corino and hooks him for the
SCORPION DEATHDROP!!! The Rock gets back on the
apron and Sting dropkicks him off!! Sting picks
up Corino, whips him into the corner, STINGER
SPLASH!! Corino hits the mat and the Rock finds
himself back in the ring... Corino gets back to
his feet and hits the superkick on the Rock!!
Corino goes for the cover but Sting pulls him off
and throws him out of the ring!! Arn Anderson
comes through the crowd and attacks Corino on the
floor!! Corino and Anderson brawl around all over
the place until some SGW security pulls Anderson
away and into the back... Sting whips Rock to the
ropes, Corino gets on the apron, Sting hits the
Scorpion DeathDrop on the Rock!! He dropkicks
Corino off the apron, and he covers the Rock!!!
1..2.....3!!!! Sting has won the match!!--]
|
WINNER:
STING
|
[--We see
Billy Gunn talking to Raven backstage in front of the
concessions table... They're standing about two feet away
from the drink cooler when "Stone Cold" Steve
Austin walks up to get himself a beer... Billy Gunn,
unaware of Austin's presence, speaks his opinion on the
main event...--]
Billy Gunn: So,
Raven, who do you thinks gonna win the main event
tonight?
Raven: I don't
know, man... It's anybody's game...
Billy Gunn: Well,
since it's in a steel cage, no one gets in, no one gets
out.. I got my money riding on Benoit...
[--This catches Austin's attention and
he begins staring at the back of Billy Gunn's head...
Raven just slowly backs away from the area and Gunn turns
around to see what the problem is... He goes eye to eye
with Austin....--]
Steve Austin: What was
that?
Billy Gunn: I--
Steve Austin: What?
What?..... WHAT!?! Benoit's gonna beat me!?! What?!?
Billy Gunn: I was
onl--
Steve Austin: Shut it!!
Listen here, you little chump-change bastard!! You ain't
nothin'!! Who the hell do you think you are!?!
Billy Gunn: I'm--
Steve Austin: SHUT UP!!
You're a nobody!! A damn los---
[--Billy Gunn socks Austin in the jaw
and goes to jump on him but SGW security floods the area
before things go any further, Austin and Gunn are
separated and we cut to the ring....--]
EDGE
vs. TAJIRI
|
| STIPULATION:
NONE |
| TITLE ON THE LINE:
NONE |
[--The
tag title Tajiri stole is on the timekeeper's
table...Tajiri tries laying in the stiff kicks,
but Edge fights through them and plants him with
a DDT, Edge dominates with some quick power moves
that leave Tajiri utterly defenseless... Tajiri
finally gets back to his feet, and he sends a
stiff round house into Edge's rib cage!! Edge
hits his knees and Tajiri goes for the Buzzsaw
Kick, but Edge ducks it and nails a lowblow!!
Edge stands up, hooks Tajiri and goes for the
IMPALER!! He hits it, and covers...1....2......
Tajiri gets a foot on the rope!! But wait, here
comes Christian through the crowd!! He grabs the
tag title from the timekeeper!! Tajiri turns and
begins screaming gibberish at the escaping
Christian, Edge approaches and it's the
EDGE-O-MATIC!!!! Edge covers...1....2.... Tajiri
kicked out!! Tajiri gets up and whips Edge into
the corner, and Tajiri positions himself... It's
the TARANTULA!!! But Christian gets on the apron
and smacks Tajiri in the face with the title
belt!! The ref begins calling for the bell and
Kanyon runs down, Edge and Christian escape
through the crowd with one half of their tag
titles...--]
|
WINNER:
TAJIRI
|
[--We cut
backstage where we see...... CHAVO GUERRERO JR.!!! Isn't
he supposed to be in Japan!?! He's walking around with
Pepe as the fans watching on the Golden-Tron cheer and
chant his name.... Suddenly, he accidentally walks
into... KAIENTAI!! Taka and Funaki have evil looks on
their faces as Chavo looks kind of shocked....--]
Pepe: ... .. .
. . ......
Chavo Guerrero Jr.: I know,
Pepe... I know... What do you two want?
[--Taka
begins "speaking"....--]
Taka Michinoku: Chavo
Guerrero Jr! You were supposed to be in Japan wrestling
Death Matches! But it looks like you've chickened out!
Hahahaha! Do us Japanese wrestlers..... Scare you?
Hahaha!
Funaki: INDEED!
Chavo Guerrero Jr.: Are you
guys loco or something? I didn't go to Japan because I
didn--
Taka Michinoku: Silence!!
I would challenge you, but if you're not man enough to
wrestle in death matches, then there's no way you'd
wrestle someone who is.... EEEEEEEEVIL!!
Funaki: INDEED!
Chavo Guerrero Jr.: Wait a
second! Wrestle you? YOU? You're just a little guy!
Pepe: ... . ..
. ... .. ..
Chavo Guerrero Jr.: Yeah,
Pepe! What a joke! I'll take you on anytime, Taka!!
Taka Michinoku: Hahaha,
good! And just like like those other three losers I
destroyed tonight, you will become the next victim of the
ultimate..... EEEEEEEVIL!! Hahahaha!!
[--Chavo and
Pepe just look on in awe as Taka and Funaki leave...--]
HOUR
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